Nerd³ Plays... Besiege: The Splintered Sea

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  • @moeburn
    @moeburn 8 місяців тому +979

    just skimming over "aquatic screw is the opposite of the mile high club" like it isn't an A-tier joke

    • @theminecraft4202
      @theminecraft4202 8 місяців тому +31

      he's been in the game for so long it just comes naturally to him

    • @BricktowneMedia
      @BricktowneMedia 8 місяців тому +6

      S tier at the least m8. I choked on my fu*kin donut!

    • @mosark6554
      @mosark6554 8 місяців тому +4

      Don't get it

    • @moeburn
      @moeburn 8 місяців тому +5

      @@mosark6554 mile high club means an airborne screw, IE sex in a plane

    • @ratking1608
      @ratking1608 8 місяців тому +4

      Fucking in a submarine might be even less comfortable than fucking on a plane

  • @jamesmchenry4708
    @jamesmchenry4708 8 місяців тому +450

    Today we learn:
    Rudders go vertical,
    Submersibles are easy,
    And that engine torque is a thing that makes planes difficult to build.

    • @clumsygarage1578
      @clumsygarage1578 8 місяців тому +36

      Especially when at least 1 of your propeller blades is angled 90 degrees away from what it should be

    • @qwertdoogle
      @qwertdoogle 8 місяців тому +18

      "Tonight, on Top Gear..."

    • @BubbaGunShrimp
      @BubbaGunShrimp 8 місяців тому +1

      Titan disagreed

  • @taytos93
    @taytos93 8 місяців тому +421

    12 years I've been watching Dan, during which I've qualified as an aerospace engineer, and he STILL doesn't know about the importance of tailplanes for pitch stability.
    Love it.

    • @americantacos7618
      @americantacos7618 8 місяців тому +25

      I was about to post almost this exact observation, so many years of building virtual planes and he always forgets the horizontal stabilizer without fail. I hope Dan never changes.

    • @krepidusdickie7585
      @krepidusdickie7585 8 місяців тому +9

      Flashbacks to Dan's KSP video that had me yelling at the screen haha. Good times.

    • @Mt_Dew_aholic
      @Mt_Dew_aholic 8 місяців тому +3

      Cool to see another procrastinator in aerospace engineering! I've also been watching for 11 or 12 years, although I'm still in school for AE so not qualified yet.

    • @scaryjello1212
      @scaryjello1212 6 місяців тому +1

      Dan KSP gameplay flashbacks...

    • @saucetheboss9572
      @saucetheboss9572 6 місяців тому +1

      same 12 years for me but I became a pilot and this is still awesome

  • @namelessjames7696
    @namelessjames7696 8 місяців тому +90

    So Dan went from trying to make a sea plane to making an aircraft carrier to launch a plane to just making surface to surface missile system on his aircraft carrier. This is why I love Dan.

  • @Scrial
    @Scrial 8 місяців тому +263

    Topics not covered by the british school system: Torque

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 8 місяців тому +34

      Aerodynamics as well, he knows that planes need Wings, and a Propellor, and thats about it.

    • @potatosordfighter666
      @potatosordfighter666 8 місяців тому +17

      Dan went to school for space stuff, not engineery things.

    • @sturmovik1274
      @sturmovik1274 8 місяців тому

      This really is Kerbal Boat Program@@potatosordfighter666

  • @sorio99
    @sorio99 8 місяців тому +16

    Daniel: manages to make a functioning Submarine in three attempts.
    Also Daniel: fails to make even a simple car.

  • @Xorua
    @Xorua 8 місяців тому +36

    Love how we go from "Look at my boat, it has a spike on it" to "Daniel invents the JDAM"

  • @clappeddd
    @clappeddd 8 місяців тому +167

    "Aquatic Screw, the opposite of the mile high club" is the funniest thing I've heard in a while.

    • @Appelmoes444
      @Appelmoes444 8 місяців тому +2

      Best random joke in the video xD

  • @zipffydando9321
    @zipffydando9321 8 місяців тому +6

    One of my favourite things about Dan's planes is watching them slowly turn into either helicopters or hot air balloons overtime. Like a caterpillar into a butterfly

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 8 місяців тому +75

    When planes dont work, built ballistic missiles instead

    • @Shaun_Jones
      @Shaun_Jones 8 місяців тому +7

      1960s nuclear doctrine in a nutshell.

    • @SentinalSlice
      @SentinalSlice 8 місяців тому +3

      When planes don’t work just skip to rockets.

  • @gaming-nerds1250
    @gaming-nerds1250 8 місяців тому +30

    4:30 never heard dan sound this much like his dad before and i fucking love it

    • @natem1579
      @natem1579 8 місяців тому +1

      I thought the exact same thing lol

  • @moeburn
    @moeburn 8 місяців тому +162

    _"Nerd³ Plays... Besiege: The Splintered Sea"_ fuck yeah he does, let's fucking go!

    • @moeburn
      @moeburn 8 місяців тому +4

      0:42 confirmed, he does indeed fucking go

  • @BlueBeetle1939
    @BlueBeetle1939 7 місяців тому +2

    Instead of simply adding something to the propeller to cancel out the rotation force he builds an entire aircraft carrier. Truly beautiful besieging

  • @BeowulfWLOG
    @BeowulfWLOG 8 місяців тому +2

    Dan's approach to building planes:
    Wings: Check
    Propulsion: Double check
    Vertical stabilizer: Sure
    Horizontal stabilizer? Never 'eard of 'er!

  • @Wulf-cub
    @Wulf-cub 8 місяців тому +26

    "Thats the most effective thing I've ever built."
    Certainly not the most amusing, though!

  • @angrybidoof847
    @angrybidoof847 8 місяців тому +9

    Like how, in Dan's attempt to build a plane, he made Dick Dastardly's mean machine

  • @glossyplane542
    @glossyplane542 8 місяців тому +3

    god damn dude every new nerdcubed plays video feels like it's a top 10 nerdcubed plays video, I lost track years ago of what the actual top 10 are, like I feel like he has harnessed all of the world's natural comedic timing

  • @fireheart2951
    @fireheart2951 8 місяців тому +9

    I've been waiting for half my life for him to figure out what a plane elevator is XD love you dannnnn

  • @Fr00dyH00p
    @Fr00dyH00p 8 місяців тому +13

    somebody could technically argue that it was not in fact the same ship that beat each level, but I think if they did they'd be getting a sternly worded letter from theseus

    • @oakleyves
      @oakleyves 8 місяців тому

      if every cell in your body has died and been replaced, are you really the same person as before?

    • @MODElAIRPLANE100
      @MODElAIRPLANE100 8 місяців тому

      ​@@oakleyvesneurons don't get replaced

    • @oakleyves
      @oakleyves 8 місяців тому +5

      @@MODElAIRPLANE100 i don’t have any of tjose

  • @localhearthian2387
    @localhearthian2387 8 місяців тому +26

    4:38 Looks like he bit off more than he could chew...
    I'll walk myself off the plank now.

  • @nick-uc8yu
    @nick-uc8yu 8 місяців тому +178

    The ship community when

    • @xaviergonzalez9315
      @xaviergonzalez9315 8 місяців тому +3

      YESSS WHENNNN

    • @mattjkv47
      @mattjkv47 8 місяців тому +6

      If we're lucky, sometime before GTA 7

    • @ryttyr14
      @ryttyr14 8 місяців тому +1

      I ship it

    • @wolfieeeee256
      @wolfieeeee256 8 місяців тому

      ❤😂

    • @xaviergonzalez9315
      @xaviergonzalez9315 8 місяців тому +1

      At this point idc about the community let's play I just want another video on it! I remeber loving that video and dying watching it so much and it's idea is so unique I love it

  • @swfanakin
    @swfanakin 8 місяців тому +2

    9:35 That "finish!" was PURE Dadcubed

  • @muneebahmed2391
    @muneebahmed2391 8 місяців тому +23

    I was waiting for him to scream BESIEGE

  • @TGOPoma
    @TGOPoma 8 місяців тому +9

    My God, this guy is still hilarious even years after I last watched him.

  • @Donggers
    @Donggers 8 місяців тому +4

    Absolutely loving watching Dan be beaten by the existence of torque

  • @mackwalsh3769
    @mackwalsh3769 8 місяців тому +7

    dan planes have tail wings for a reason horizontal ones and vertical ones. and the main wings don't rotate the tail wings do

    • @mackwalsh3769
      @mackwalsh3769 8 місяців тому +1

      also please make a working plane

  • @freXampl
    @freXampl 8 місяців тому +1

    It's been more than 10 years yet dan still doesn't understand why you need vertical stabilizers to build a conventional plane.

  • @nthdimension9059
    @nthdimension9059 8 місяців тому +1

    the journey from "fuck sheffield" to "at least it's not essex" has been a fascinating one, and i'm very interested to see where it goes from here

  • @cheesekingofdenmark6910
    @cheesekingofdenmark6910 8 місяців тому

    This video takes me back to the old days. LOVE videos like these. Classic Nerdcubed style video form a core part of my being

  • @LuisRivera-rl9gl
    @LuisRivera-rl9gl 8 місяців тому +5

    Dan, usually the aircraft carrier is moving in the same direction as the planes are taking off to help the planes get more speed
    Also they sail into the wind but whatever

  • @joshtreharne6664
    @joshtreharne6664 8 місяців тому

    Nerdcubed vids like this where he is in this fun mindest are the best gaming vids on youtube

  • @fietehermans9903
    @fietehermans9903 8 місяців тому +2

    Remember that game Last Leviathan you played years ago? It was abandoned, but this is what I hoped it would be

  • @andreasmerletti
    @andreasmerletti 8 місяців тому

    this has to be some of the best content since like 2015. honestly. keep up the great work dan.

  • @quadkidnate6370
    @quadkidnate6370 8 місяців тому

    Nerd is really bringing back the classics, haven't been here for quite a while

  • @thedominator8093
    @thedominator8093 8 місяців тому

    This makes me want to see from the depths be played and chaos of figuring the whole thing out

  • @poohssmartbrother1146
    @poohssmartbrother1146 8 місяців тому +4

    I'm gonna need a live stream of this. STAT

  • @JoshuaR9763
    @JoshuaR9763 8 місяців тому

    Nerdcubed and besiege in the same sentence gives me heavy nostalgia

  • @RichardJA92
    @RichardJA92 8 місяців тому +2

    Dan's ADHD going fucking wild again today.

  • @coolkirk1701
    @coolkirk1701 8 місяців тому

    Watching Dan build a plane and then struggle with left turning tendencies is glorious

  • @Fluff-gl6yr
    @Fluff-gl6yr 8 місяців тому

    I would happily watch a full series of this, such a fun looking game

  • @jokool_aid
    @jokool_aid 8 місяців тому +1

    Was not expecting Dan to talk like a pirate at the start of this. I died laughing. XD

  • @DuelingDexperts
    @DuelingDexperts 8 місяців тому

    "We're going to ram the side of the boat full speed"
    Ah yes, the Sea of Thieves Hourglass experience.

  • @HowdyGamer
    @HowdyGamer 8 місяців тому

    He always manages to forget the rear wings under the rudders for up and down motion XD

  • @farshnuke
    @farshnuke 7 місяців тому

    I always love when Dan plays Besiege

  • @AdamHolland-Adz
    @AdamHolland-Adz 8 місяців тому

    We have Batman, we have Superman, we have Iron man, and now we have Boatman. Also known as the Aquatic Screw

  • @1oran443
    @1oran443 8 місяців тому +1

    George Spence really had a character arc

  • @Blake-he6ln
    @Blake-he6ln 8 місяців тому +1

    Play "Rooftops and Alleys"
    Think Overgrowth or Parkour Skate 3.

  • @tri-washington3683
    @tri-washington3683 2 місяці тому

    "Have you seen a more beautiful, brilliant plane? no." Yes, I have made planes way better than that in Besiege.

  • @hell3quin864
    @hell3quin864 8 місяців тому

    Nerdcubed, not the hero we need, the hero we deserve.

  • @Vtarngpb
    @Vtarngpb 8 місяців тому

    Daniel, I’ve been following you for probably 7-8 years now, and EVERY TIME you try to build a plane in any buildy-game, you always forget to add a Vertical stabilizer 😝🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @runforitman
    @runforitman 8 місяців тому

    Never knew Dan was a professional shipwright for his day job

  • @MaxFerney
    @MaxFerney 6 місяців тому

    Love you and your work. its wonderful to watch you play this to give me an idea before i get into it

  • @torgranael
    @torgranael 7 місяців тому

    Can't build a plane? Just build a SAM site to ensure your neighbours can't fly theirs. What could go wrong?

  • @AdjectiveBlazkowicz
    @AdjectiveBlazkowicz 7 місяців тому

    Nerd Cubed discovering the newton's third law with his plane the hard way...

  • @Aaron-xq6hv
    @Aaron-xq6hv 8 місяців тому +2

    I'm still waiting to see how Scott Manley feels about this video.

  • @Jesthers
    @Jesthers 8 місяців тому

    When the propeller kept hitting the water, couldn't Daniel have just built the plane higher?

  • @MojitoMouse
    @MojitoMouse 8 місяців тому

    Dan: I can win the entire game with this boat!
    Game: Nuh-uh!
    Dan: The fuck you mean nuh-uh?!

  • @BottleWaterson
    @BottleWaterson 8 місяців тому

    Dan should play From the Depths to followup today's Piracy with more sinking and confusion.

  • @dropthatshi
    @dropthatshi 8 місяців тому

    wait this is so sick, besiege in the water is genius

  • @ConspiraGoose
    @ConspiraGoose 8 місяців тому

    It's because of you I got into Besiege... Thanks alot... There goes another 500 hours of my life

  • @cfeauto5938
    @cfeauto5938 8 місяців тому

    I love that this man has played so many hours of kerbal space program and multiple flight simulators but has not mastered the concept of the Aileron and Elevator.....Rudder....Now rudder he has down....well...for the most part

  • @DelmarKarnes
    @DelmarKarnes 8 місяців тому

    I love that he has no idea who aircraft dynamics work, lol. No ailerons, elevators on the front wings, no back wings....

  • @nomennescio1737
    @nomennescio1737 8 місяців тому +1

    Dan is playing Besiege and making jokes about Scott Manley. It's 2015 again, isn't it? Someone warn him of what's coming.

  • @ryttyr14
    @ryttyr14 8 місяців тому

    Me waiting to see how long it takes him to realise that half of his propeller blades are in the wrong orientation.

  • @MedievalGamerUS
    @MedievalGamerUS 8 місяців тому

    One of the best moments is when you accidentally skip forward ten seconds wonder how the he’ll what you just saw happened in those ten seconds

  • @rickyjiggens2180
    @rickyjiggens2180 8 місяців тому

    So glad to see you still making videos

  • @MisterInSayne
    @MisterInSayne 6 місяців тому +1

    2:03 hits different a month later.

  • @WhiteError37
    @WhiteError37 6 місяців тому

    Recently I’ve been feeling like there just aren’t any decent games. Nerd has shown me at least 5 games on going to check out

  • @taliru8846
    @taliru8846 8 місяців тому

    this feels like some of his older content
    next car game era

  • @dinoantics6060
    @dinoantics6060 8 місяців тому

    Great vid, just need the livestream version now!

  • @tendayforecast
    @tendayforecast 8 місяців тому +1

    zoomzoom0, i hear your name everywhere i go

  • @eldiaz3527
    @eldiaz3527 8 місяців тому

    This video makes me want to see Dan play from the depths.

  • @Necromorph790
    @Necromorph790 8 місяців тому

    Not dan just creating a frickin shark 2 mins in

  • @PoutineFries
    @PoutineFries 8 місяців тому

    Bro I videos are still the same as 11 years ago... fuck I loved the omsi and surgeon simulator videos... good to see you haven't changed your content stile to stay apart of the algorithm. Love ya mate

  • @donotworried
    @donotworried 8 місяців тому +1

    Really cunning plan… do you Baldrick? 😂🤣

  • @BricktowneMedia
    @BricktowneMedia 8 місяців тому

    ok the "opposite of the mile high club" made me choke on my donut. Thanks! Ow.....

  • @SpiderlingStudios
    @SpiderlingStudios 8 місяців тому +3

    Victory CHOMP!

  • @ItsSephiroth
    @ItsSephiroth 8 місяців тому +1

    Nice. reminds me of the good ol days

  • @silixtuhibiski95
    @silixtuhibiski95 8 місяців тому +1

    More Besiege please thanks Dan

  • @conradjackson3400
    @conradjackson3400 7 місяців тому

    4:30 the world's scariest duck

  • @eboy146
    @eboy146 8 місяців тому

    who whould've thought Dan would think about using jato rockets.

  • @jamiedytham5276
    @jamiedytham5276 8 місяців тому +1

    Missed opportunity to call it beseage

  • @potatosordfighter666
    @potatosordfighter666 8 місяців тому

    Is there still pistons? I wonder if the expandamatron cube is still super OP?

  • @scaryjello1212
    @scaryjello1212 6 місяців тому

    cannot fucking believe the harpoon gun on a metal cube worked

  • @BroccoliAckerman
    @BroccoliAckerman 8 місяців тому

    3:55 no way he's getting away with that pun

  • @fishpop
    @fishpop 6 місяців тому

    This game is still getting updates almost a decade since release

  • @ReySilverskin
    @ReySilverskin 8 місяців тому

    Congratulations on learning how to put a rudder on your airplanes! Next up: elevators 😛

  • @NathanSeeley
    @NathanSeeley 8 місяців тому

    So maybe dan should have designed the titan sub and the titan sub guy should have done planes... At least that's what this video taught me

  • @kathyfancher5826
    @kathyfancher5826 8 місяців тому +1

    What are long-awaited sequel

  • @Smegheid
    @Smegheid 8 місяців тому

    We need a proper stream of more Dangineering asap.

  • @40watt53
    @40watt53 7 місяців тому

    God I've missed these Besiege videos.

  • @hydem04
    @hydem04 8 місяців тому

    Please can we now get the return of besiege challenges

  • @Connie.T.
    @Connie.T. 8 місяців тому +1

    What an impressive submersible! But can it atomize 4 billionaires?

  • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
    @carlwheezerofsouls3273 8 місяців тому

    Dan should ask for a job at Boeing, i still think he could make a better plane than them.

  • @BenieTheDragon
    @BenieTheDragon 8 місяців тому

    12:24
    I'm getting "Annnnnnd FLAP!!" vibes to this.

    • @sturmovik1274
      @sturmovik1274 8 місяців тому

      Challenge: Spell the noise he made.

  • @Ddeletham
    @Ddeletham 8 місяців тому +1

    This is so nostalgic ❤

  • @smak7568
    @smak7568 8 місяців тому

    thank god you still make videos Dan

  • @runforitman
    @runforitman 8 місяців тому

    These waves look so good

  • @wurmsrus2
    @wurmsrus2 8 місяців тому

    5:43 right in the nostalgia

  • @immy4104
    @immy4104 7 місяців тому

    It's like the good old days.