Everything Wrong With Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) in 57 and a Half Minutes
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PASTICHE OF CINEMASINS' " #EverythingWrongWith " SERIES.
Okay, so, there's never a great time to plot these things out. Originally I was going to do this when I reached 100K, but I was occupied with other things at the time and it just put me off from doing so. It was going to be this HUGE collaboration with other Creators and I had a huge surprise I wanted to show people, but with the #SonicMovie approaching, my friend Nathaniel Bandy and I decided to put videos out celebrating it. He released his Triggered back in November of 2019 when the movie was originally meant to be released, but with the delay, I pushed mine back as well, to coincide. Honestly, I hadn't played this game when it came out, because I didn't have a console to play it on at the time. I only played it for the first time around 2013. I had heard so many awful things about this game so when I played it... I guess my expectations were so low that I actually enjoy this game. Like, it's bad. It's an awful game. But just because a game is bad, it doesn't mean I can't enjoy it. #ItsNoUse
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"It"s no use! It's no use! It's no use! It's no use! It's no use! It's no use!"
*-Charriii5, April Fools Day*
"Everything's wrong with"
"This will end it!"
@ _fuck this fight fuck this fight fuck this fight_
Me: Mom, can we watch the Sonic movie?
Mom: We already have the Sonic movie at home
Charriii5: This video
*DING*
I'm not liking this so we can have triple sevens for the end of the video
This is for the kid who gets grounded 😂
HOLY SHIT THE ACCURACY OF YOUR COMMENT!
4:57
Missed a sin: The Red emerald never appears once before the final story
Wow, I didn't even notice that.
Yeah........where do you think it was this whole time?
Navy Rajyn maybe Eggman had it given The hedgehogs needed 2 emeralds to time travel but it shouldn’t be left to us to guess
@@kylecampbell565 Eggman only needed one Emerald for his experiments; he tried to take Elise's, and ended up taking Sonic's. If he had the Red Emerald, he wouldn't have bothered with the others.
Another thing to point out is that he used the Blue Emerald to power up the Egg Genesis, which Silver destroyed. If he was going to put Emeralds in his machines, one of them ought to have dropped the Red Emerald if he had it.
90% of the time Sonic games assume you got the emeralds before the final story. The only games that bother showing them obtaining the emeralds are the adventure games, this one and unleashed. I don't think they expected us to question why they have all of them.
Fun Fact:
The world record speedrun for All Stories is 2:36:40. Meaning, if you were to cut out the load times, you'd be cutting out *75 PERCENT OF THE RUN.*
wait r u actually fr or is this a jk pls tell me this is a jk pls
That’s fucking insane
so that means that in total the game is like 30 minutes long speedrunning it? damn.
Your fucking with me right?
Not only that, Lythero just confirmed that IT IS POSSIBLE to complete the Hero story of SA2 between loading screens
YES, THEY'RE /THAT/ FUCKING LONG
Blaze: “I hope Silver’s ok, he’s pretty insecure when he’s alone.”
Also Blaze: *talks to no one except Silver throughout the entire game*
She’s his emotional support cat.
She’s his imaginary friend.
@@ghettokage6104 nope, if she was imaginary she wouldn't be in wave ocean running around on her own
No one saw her.
@@Thatguy-qk1li nope its his imagination
Charriii5: **Counts all the loading screens and tells us that we wanted this**
Me: We-....I-....Well you can't-..................I actually can't argue with that claim.
@Halima Sayles Honestly I cant either because I was WISHING so much that he do that and he did good job bro 👍
Charriii 5 you will be remembered as the guy who bothered to find out how many loading screens were in sonic the hedgehog 2006.
Hope it was a worthwhile accomplishment. :D
700+ SINS!!!?!?!?!??!
😂😂🤣🤣🤪🤪
I have never laughed so hard from this in all my life! Oh I shake at the hilarity. 😂🤣
Sonic 06: capture the 6 children within the time limit
Scott Cawthon: hmmm
T H E E G G B E H I N D T H E S L A U G H T E R
Toby Fox: hmmm
level success
Scott cawthon: Challenge accepted
Everywhere I go, I see his face
I think I just realised why the load screens are so long, and why they're everywhere in between dialogue boxes. I think the game actually despawns everything and reloads the ENTIRE hub world every time there's a scene change. Instead of, like, just despawning the relevant things and moving them around.
Pretty much. It's loading in everything in stages too, like In Flame Core as Sonic and Shadow, it'll also load in the segment for Silver too, even though it doesn't need to since the others shouldn't be able to reach it.
Yeah, 2 hours worth of loading screens!
Something I read said its actually worse than that. While yes, the game rebuilds the world from scratch every load screen, it is also reading *all of the game files* front to back to find the ones it needs. Every load screen. Thats also why the load screens always take the same amount of time. Because the game doesn't continue until it has checked EVERY SINGLE FILE to make sure it has loaded everything being called for the current level/scene.
@@dovahkat9635 jesus
@@dovahkat9635 Definitely the worst part of this game.
40:24
That mistake has caused people to theorize that Blaze isn't really here, she's just a figment of Silver's imagination because he was lonely in the future and went insane I guess, and to be honest I just find that really funny.
Ether Silver has schizophrenia or Blaze has schizophrenia.
Wouldn’t make sense because she traps ibis inside her
@@clevernate218
When doesn't anything make sense?
That makes him just blindly believing Mephiles makes sense though
Then how would he know her? Where did they meet to begin with?
"SHE Got Kidnapped Again???" Now you know how Mario feels when Bowser's been kidnapping Peach for over 40 years
Don’t you mean 35-36 years?
But alright.
But bowser is usually 1 a day.... elise got kidnapped like 1 time every 10 minutes
Even Peach was more competent in escaping than her.
But Paper Mario and Mario 64 weren’t actually kidnappings, they were home invasion/hostage situations. And Bowser didn’t kidnap her in Thousand Year Door, the X-nauts did.
Peach is kidnapped once, maybe twice at worst, in any given game, and sometime she isn't kidnapped at all, or she is the one doing the rescue. Elise almost managed to match Peach for times being kidnapped in a single game. Yeah, I know I'm, exagerating... but not that much.
WHAT
Ayyy, it’s Nathaniel Bandy...!
One week ago?
Oh my god I love your videos Nathaniel Bandy
Nathaniel Bandy, IKR? He said he wasn’t gonna do it, and now he did!
He posted this comment a week ago??
55:00 Singlehandedly the best part of the video and I want to thank you personally again for giving us this masterpiece. I still come back to this clip every so often just to hear it.
55:50 was when it goes nuts with the sins
@@SONIC55008 hi
Rouge: **fucking dies**
Also Rouge: *aah.*
13:02
JAJAJAJAJAJA
13:03
Sonic Adventure voice actin' lives on.
Aah..~
Yet I still think Kathleen Delaney was the best Rouge.
I cannot watch this game's cutscenes without hearing the Real Time Fandub
Lol me too
Same
Ha ha
One
SAME
I keep expecting Mephiles to say some crap about Fortnite, or literally any line from the Fandub.
I can't watch anything Sonic without hearing Alfred's Eggman or Penny's Sonic anymore.
And I love it!
“Hehe ONE”
20:06
"This place is hot!"
"Knuckles why the fuck do you have legos on your shoes?"
"YOU HAD THE WEED THE WHOLE TIME?"
"YOU INTERRUPTED MY BROODING!!!"
Amy: Sonic doesn't look like a "iblis trigger" right?
Sliver: Yes.
Amy: He is trying to save the world from Eggman yes?
Sliver: Yes.
Amy: So you know that sonic is a good guy?
Sliver: Yes.
Amy: Good, what are you going to do right after this?
Sliver: FIND SONIC THE IBLIS TRIGGER, TO PREVENT THE FUTURE FROM HAPPENING!
Amy: *uses hammer to hit face*
I just see that fucking Man Ray and Patrick meme
The Weavile long story short YES
@@ShadowMark3_ I got inspiration from it. I never said it was my "joke/meme".
@@WildWeavile I know.
@@ShadowMark3_ Timestamp?!
Bruh Rouge sounds so emotionless in this game-
Especially when she fell.
"aaaaa."
Like, come on.
Yeah maybe if you play it with its original language instead of English that would be different
13:04
Mr. Pancake
Is this game lowkey Shadow the Hedgehog 2 then?
SonicAdventureX06 The Hedgehog yeah, that’s Amy from the comics
@@remkastelalstroemeria7977 why would I play it in a foreign language. I only speak fucking English. In fact. Most people who are English, will play it in fucking English. Duh...
i like how, hes slowly losing more and more of his sanity the more he plays this.
And when reviewing sticker star he's just insane right out the gate
As expected
@@DeltaBlazin must have made it immediately after this
"Guess what, Elise? I can never die! 😈"
@@DeltaBlazin "never ask me for anything again" -charii5 disclaimer
Rouge: Gets punched
Also Rough in the most unenergetic tone ever: *"A."*
"Cause I have the virgin walk while Sonic has the chad stride" is such a glorious sentence
I would like but its at 69 so here is a like in the form of a comment.
LogiARPlayz
Please don’t. That’s so dumb.
@@miguelvillegas7049 Frankly I blame society for my actions.
LogiARPlayz
Same, comrade. Same.
I dont understand what he means
"welcome to my house. as you can see i have knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers"
- memphis, tennessee. 2006
Its not as pleasant as you think
They don't treat you like a friend they
treat you like an item
B E T A C U C K
@@sophiebubbles07 that remains the second best quote from that dub
What's the first *one* ?
@@Juannnnnnnnnnn "GIVE ME BACK MY GAMER GIRL SONIC"
"Disclaimer: Never ask me for anything ever again."
Fans: Imma pretend I didn't see that
Detective Meme Machin Insert the Arthur meme about not being able to read.
Thunder Ryu that won’t stop me because I can’t read!
I bet chariii5 is thinking once the fans ask for somthing.
"I don't think I'll ever be able to catch a break..." (smash ultimate direct reference)
30:53
Another thing to consider is that this means that the blue emerald is in an endless loop. First Elise had it, then Sonic, then Eggman, then Silver, and back to Elise when Silver goes back in time.
0:56 “They don’t treat you like a friend, they treat you like an item...”
Sometimes i wish to be more than a object to these womans, but as a gamer i don't get any respect
@@fernandoguillen5996 "well I'm not a gamer so maybe, they'll respect me!"
@@ryuuisnothere :Well that just makes you a beta C U C K."
@@bedlamblack5211
thats the difference between you and I Silver The Hedgehog, Im...(giggles) im An Alpha Male Gamer...(tryna hold back the laugh)
Anyway, were we droppin boys?? (WHEZEeeee)
WELCOME TO MY HOUSE AS YOU CAN SEE I’VE KNOCKED OVER MANY CHAIRS BECAUSE I GET SO TILTED AT THE TOWERS WELL THIS ISN’T REALLY TILTED OR A TOWER
So let me get this straight, Elise crys when Sonic gets killed by Mephiles, but she never cried ONCE when she realized her own father died?!
Wow Elise..... 😒
I mean, she cared more about remembering Sonic than protecting the world. It makes sense that she probably didn’t give a shit about her dad
Imagine caring for a hedgehog over your own god damn father..
@@ShadowDarkHeart90 imagine caring for a hedgehog you met 1 day ago over your own father
It's probably because her father told her not to cry and be a strong girl. The fact that Elise managed to follow his advice quite well till Sonic's death means she really did care about her father
@@iam4026 Finally, someone here who actually understands the story rather than just shitting on it.
That moment when the loading screens are longer than the Sonic Movie by 10 minutes
8 hours more if you include every death, objective, etc (though who the hell would do that!?)
... You know you're right and I hate it
That’s just sad, good job sega
Wait... Did sega LITERALY IMPLEMENT 465 LOADING SCREENS LIKE ITS NOTHING AND DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT?!?!?!?!??!?
EnderSpider07 maybe
14:28 Silver saying that Sonic is the Iblis trigger and denying Amy's plea that he isn't is probably the most frustrating cutscene in videogame history
Did you expect the naive 14 year old who came from a doomed future to not take the first opportunity to try to change fate?
@@andrewgreeb916 I guess that's true, Silver's naivete is his biggest flaw
@@andrewgreeb916 and did so by failing to listen to anyone except the bad guy.
And all he was even shown was sonic frowning inside a fire. Sonic could have simply just been mad that someone's house burned down, or any number of other reasons.... and he even asked mephiles why sonic wants to destroy the world and got an answer equivalent to "you doing this or not?", which is suspicious as all hell.
Plus, Blaze is supposed to be his "mentor" and just.... let it all happen....
Seems less "naive" and just flat out "moronic".... and not just on silver's part too
@@andrewgreeb916well maybe because he just accepts everything mephiles said without any evidence, and then says "but it's true" when he don't even know that himself, I get him suspecting sonic, but why would he blindly believe it this hard when everything he seen of sonic up to that point has him being normal or doing good stuff
Also sliver knew who eggman was without anyone telling him before, so he either he somehow just figured out who he was randomly or he knew who he was already, which is dumb because like... HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO EGGMAN IS BUT NOT SONIC THE FUCKIN HEDGEHOG?????
"You and I will never meet.
It will never have happened."
THAT'S A GOOD THING, ELISE.
Well she said she doesn't care.
“What’s wrong Shadow? Don’t you support gay rights?”
Snaaaaaaaapppp
I mean then this would have really been following this rule
Its no use
*Ding*
"I'm not supposed to be able to do that." Is Sonic 06 in a nutshell
Stolen comment i guess
It probably is. I didn't really look through the comments when I typed it up
@@novarin4095
But i did the same comment but idk which was made first cuz both say "commented a week ago"
@@CoingamerFL pretend you both typed them at the exact same time and posted them the exact same second so that way it isn't 'stolen', it is 'shared brilliance'
@@Ian-wn5lc
U r right i guess
I love this version of the cinemasins gag, because it doesn't misrepresent the source material for cheap laughs.
It's a well-crafted takedown of a bad game, and I love it.
also its funny
34:00 really shows you the care and thought they put into this game
XD i like how THIS sin, just the fact the creators of this game left in outtake, is what pisses Charriii5 greatly, not all the plot holes about something like Chaos Control, not even Elise getting captured multiple times that Peach has it easy, its just the fact a BLOOPER, of all things, was used and not even edited properly into the game, just use the voice as it is
its not an outtake goddammit, its common for the enforcement to repeat the situation
@@Davidpoland2005no this is clearly a outake, if it wasn't the sub titles would represent that
"Does this make up for not seeing the Sonic Movie?
Mephiles: "The Answer is Yes And No.
Spade The Rabbit true
Dead meme.
Watch the movie it's supposed to be fun lol
The Sonic movie wasn't bad actually. Sure it wasn't the best thing since sliced bread, but for the demographic it was targeting(children) it was entertaining at the least.
Trust me the movie is much better than this.
Silver got done dirty in this game, like he’s a cool idea for a character screwed over by well.... being in sonic 06... like imagine silver being in a actually competently designed game and a well written story!
Imagine Silver being in his own competently designed game and a well written story. *cries in the corner*
True that would hit the nail for me💯💯💎💎
Sonic Rivals tried to rewrite the story of Silver
@@birdloaf2117 Yeah and that's canon because how did Sonic know about Silver in Generations and Forces?
This certainly do sucks, because it was the only mainline Sonic game Silver was playable in.
Missed sin:So Elise doesn’t cry about her dad dying but cries when some blue anthropomorphic hedgehog she just met a few days ago gets stabbed she’s on the floor shedding tears
What a fucking furry.
I think it's because she didn't see her dad die in front of her. She was unconscious at the time.
XxSolaris420xX aka. Solaroshi Pretty sure that would not stop ANY seven-year-old from crying over the fact that she’s just been orphaned.
@@KiwiNinjaBlast Fair point. That went over my head when I typed the comment.
Elise falls under the Disney Princess stereotype of falling in love & willing to make the stupidest life decisions for a guy she barely knew for a day 😂
Sonic 06's story is SO convoluted... Time travel always makes things complicated, and it only works when done RIGHT, which they _definitely_ didn't do.
And I thought Chrono Cross' story was convoluted.
“She’s human, if the spring didn’t kill her, the Fall on the way down did!” Holy shit this still have me laughing hard
Smart jokes are the best.
pfp sauce?
The part after that killed me.
"How long is this gonna go on?"
"YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP"
I do laugh a bit when Charriii questions the physics in Sonic games. But he is right, suspension of disbelief only goes so far.
When in the video did he say that?
Charriii5: I guess there were just eight chaos emeralds this whole time!
Sonic the Fighters: Yeah about that...
Oh why don’t tell me
I looked it up that was actually the prototype for the fake one scene in SA2
Archie comics : pffff amateurs
Also Chaos Emerald could Just warp
What happened in Sonic the Fighters?
In the lore of that game there are 8 emeralds instead of 7.
The amount of patience you had to even count how many loading screens there are.....not only that, but combining the time of each one together, YOU DESERVE A BREAK after this video
You know, weirdly enough, I'm fine with the chaos emerald's no limit rules and how it can just do whatever.
They're called "chaos" emeralds Chaos is by definition involves lawlessness and a lack of order
So it almost makes sense they have no real limit to their powers
They are said to have unlimited mystic power. And chaos control is a manipulation of space and time
In Sonic Rivals, Eggman Nega stealing the Master Emerald in the future causes it to disappear from Angel Island in the present due to it being something along the lines of "an object that exists across the time-space continuum." Things like this aren't just ignored, the fact that they're strange is normal in the world of Sonic, which is why I, just like you, am fine with the lack of rules they have.
@@M3G4T3RR4 does that mean when knuckles shatters the master emerald it shatters in the future
Still feels like asspull to me, though
@@ninlaw9810I want you to think about what you said.
I love how a piece of Charriii's sanity was taken away each sin 😂
52:31 That Always Cracks Me Up😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shinx Wright lets not forget the loading screens.
just realized when Sonic went super, he did it without rings. It has been a staple in the Sonic series that in order to go super you NEED RINGS. YOU NEED THEM.
@@YungMonn ?? For real??
@@YungMonn I saw this reply a few minutes ago. On a separate comment. Does that add to the sin counter?
Amy: If I had to choose between the world and sonic I’d choose sonic” Me: Amy if we don’t have the world we don’t have a Sonic.
amy: * windows shutting down*
Good point
*Amy.exe has stopped working*
Also that statement is bullshit looking back at Shadow's game. She helps actively against the Black Arms rather than to care about Sonic for just a second.
Amy you’re not thinking rationally
“We interrupt sonic 2006 to give you Pokémon: the first movie”
-Charriii5 2020
34:09 Actually, it's also good that he finished that mission the incorrect way because if he used Shadow's vehicle, depending on the way he went, said vehicle would literally flip up into the air and crash into a wall, taking a life.
I think you misunderstood the whole "If you have time to worry, then run!" advice from Sonic. It's not really a metaphor for evading your problems; he actually meant taking action instead of worrying. Because he's Sonic, he used running as an example of taking action, since that's literally how he solves his problems (as you yourself pointed out when he took action by running).
That's the only critique I have, of course. This video is pure gold. Keep doing God's work.
Also, Shadow didn't use chaos control to seal mephiles, he used it to freeze mephiles so he wouldn't escape
Mineultra plus at least initially silver had every reason to trust Mephlies. He’s clearly been fighting Iblis for years and is desperate to end it. Plus when you’re being terrorized by a being made of fire and light a guy with the tile “the dark” would sound trustworthy
@@kylecampbell565 Sin 3
also, those trees looke better than the ones in Sword and shield
I mean, I could've been said better than it was.
"An edgy .gif of Sonic inside a Jolly Rancher?" Best Line Award
Holy hell, you counted all those loading screens? Talk about dedication. This was everything I was hoping for and even more.
Damn fine job, good sir. Damn FINE good job.
Connor Dean vicious? my guy it’s just a joke, it’s not like he’s saying he’s gonna poison our goddamn reservoirs
@@hyrulemobian Here's my question, did people ask Charii to also count loading screens for this game? I don't follow him on any other platforms. Just wondering.
@Connor Dean think about this. you re working every day to please the millions of follower through your content...but they are never happy and always demand more. and more than that, they demand you to play a terrible terrible game, that all of us know that s painful and exhausting to play.
Chariii5 did something unbelievable... he actually delivered! that guy actually player this garbage of a game just to please everyone here. so fucking hell, yeah, i would be freaking pissed about it since i would have to play this shit, edit and post...just some idiots complain some more about stuff life "how, you did this game, but you didnt do that game! oh you missed that sin! oh, you sinned something that wasnt a sin!"
fucking hell, be grateful that someone on youtube still cares enough for all his followers, i wish there was like a "super subscrive" button or a "super like" or whatever. i would press that shit without a doubt
In Silver's defence, he was in a pretty desperate situation when it comes to saving the future. Also he is in an apocalyptic world with no parents or family to tell him what's what when it comes to gullibility
late response, but it could also be more to that. people tend to judge other peoples actions citing their own knowledge and experiences, which is a major reason why silver is considered an idiot. as you said, he comes from an apocalyptic world. he would not have heard the same stories we have, and would be unable to recognize typical character archetypes and storytelling tropes. also, considering his world was destroyed by a fire demon (and fire is bright) which spawned from a sun god, light might symbolize evil in his culture, so someone affiliated with darkness would seem more trustworthy in comparison
Yeah. Then again, Blaze seemed to be more mature and not as hotheaded as Silver, though that doesn't necessarily mean that she didn't believe Mephiles too. Plus, they were conveniently separated when they went through Mephiles's portal, so she couldn't keep Silver from doing anything rash even if she wanted.
Like a previous comment but late response. Silver is also if I remember correctly 14. He is very emotional as shown in the game so a lot of what he does can be chalked up to that. Like him believing Mephiles as well as him attempting to punch Shadow rather then use his telekinesis
i think you're right, he was so desperate for a solution that he wanted killing Sonic to solve things.
I know there's a chance he had parents who died, but I also want to believe he was a Haleakala silversword that anthropomorphized into a 3'3 hedgehog with ESP magic put of sheer will.
13:04, gotta love Rouge’s ‘Ahh!!’ when she falls.
That "Ahh!!" felt so lifeless
“Ah 😐!”
Peak voice acting
Followed by Eggman's "NO!!!" with awful lip-syncing
@@beatlemaniac oh wow, I forgot about that!
31:14 “I’m sorry, I guess there were just EIGHT Chaos Emerald this whole time!”
Sonic The Fighters is canon confirmed.
So we don’t count the master emerald as an emerald....
Alejandro Rodríguez, that makes 9.
Sonic the fighter had two green choas emerald not two blue ones
Does the Super emeralds count separately from the Chaos Emeralds or are they the same just powered up?
anime weeabo, I mean the colors of the emeralds before Adventure was always inconsistent.
*"I'm sorry, does Knuckles just T-Pose when going through a Rainbow Ring?"*
I died laughing when I saw that! 😂
@Jordan Tillman 21:17
T pose to assert dominance
I watched video and it said that T-pose is illegal
the man needs to assert his dominance
"Everything. Everything is wrong with it."
Haha remember when this was an April fools joke?
Frost Fighter ZX Yep funny as hell
Ha....ha
Sure did!
0/10 not enough juggling Amy
This video is still a masterpiece even after 2 years.
Also 13:03, Rogue just says "ah" so causally like her voice actor did not care when she spoke that line.
I love how Charii is, even in his own words, more of a narrative guy, but this game's gameplay is so awful that he's basically forced to complain.
Father: *dies*
Elise:
Sonic:*dies*
Elise: *sad noises*
To be fair, elise probably didnt know her father died, but her best friend was killed right in front of her
The answer is: Sonic 06 is bad.
@@vulton64 No! It isn’t! If you’d like a better version then play the remade version. Also I myself prefer the old one to myself.
@@TheRobloxianBeatSabertist There is a remade version?!?! I WANNA TRY IT
@@raptorzeraora2632 she only knew him for two days
"Capture six children within the time limit"
Yep, just another day in the life of Silver the Hedgehog.
Silver is the man behind the slaughter?
@ToxicTord lmao
Wait what??????
21:41
He plays a lot of Undertale
45:27
In a way, i can see this as clever and even efficient, mephiles could simply just go back in time to merge back with iblis without much interuptions, but he doesn't, he chooses to do this very complicated plan involving tricking and manipulating silver, mentally torturing shadow, and killing sonic because, he just can, there's nothing holding him back, he gets what he wants, while doing something he likes, not to mention, he further locks his plan as foolproof, killing the one guy that can stop him, he has no motivation for this, he just likes seeing others in despair.
Mephiles is clearly the greatest villain of all time, they made the shitty writing a character trait. Brilliant
Plan A is your optimistic if everything goes right plan that will get you the best results.
Plan B is achieving the main goal.
It just so happens the dude is an absolute manipulative sadist and wanted to make silver literally create the very thing he came to destroy, or if failing that snipe sonic and merge. Either works.
I'm sorry but I just don't why people keep writing "Foolproof" as "Full proof" it just makes absolutely zero sense to me why anyone would make such a typo
@@IcySlavKat thanks for the correction my man
So? Is that's a excuse for him to have a convoluted and bad written plan?
The princess got kidnapped more times in this one game, THAN PRINCESS PEACH IN 30 YEARS
Digo :D i think they were trying to somewhat copy mario.
@@jakewulgar
But there is something that Nintendo is, that Segain't...Being better than Sega!
HeroesSquad well ya
@@heroessquad2019 Sega does what Nintendon't tho. Sega is willing to make stuff that isn't family friendly bc they're aware their audience isn't just 7 year olds asking their parents to buy them games. We got beastiality in a 2006 main series Sonic game. How many Nintendo games show a small preteen macking on some anthromorphic animal?
Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssspoicy.
“We should go back in time to retrieve the infinity stones”
Shadow: “Nah, I know what becomes of them in the present.”
Nice,just perfect 👌
Also the infinity stones was made after the chaos emeralds,and there the exact same colors of the emeralds,but theres the teal and white emerald so nevermind
@@Thatguy-qk1li nope, emeralds first apeared in sonic 2.
the infinity stones originate in the 80s?
Also similar concepts does not mean copies, In that case the dragon balls are the same as the chaos emeralds.
@@SCP--rj8hm
But of course you can't excuse the super form, right?
@@ICTON123 yeah, the super form is clearly a dbz concept.
"Remember, YOU wanted this. YOU asked for this. And now, Daddy's delivering, so sit back and enjoy!"
Not gonna lie, got a little chill upon hearing that.
Because his sanity is freaking gone at that point
I ligit got chills.
Rest in spaghetti never forgetti
Lmao
That was the result of us fans asking for everything wrong with Sonic 06. We deserved this.
31:16 You know they really had a missed opportunity there in tieing this game back to the first sonic game by explaining that the turquoise emerald wasn't in sonic 1 because it was with Elise
Interesting idea, but there are two problems with that
1: Silver gave Elise the blue emerald, not the turquoise one, but to be fair they could’ve easily swapped them out
2: A much bigger issue, how would it then show up in Sonic 2 and subsequent games?
@@miniluv7330 I don't know, I thought that they could've had a plot point where she found it & then it dissappeared one day, something like that ...
I always thought the “Don’t be late” thing was Sonic just being an asshole about how he’s faster than everyone.
Shadow still has the better line.
baba booey
I know as far as in 06 Shadow is slower then Sonic but in any other game isn't Shadow just as fast as Sonic.
@@mattbelcher7135 sonics faster than shadow but when he runs he has to hold back
@@IMNTV I always thought they were of the same speed. Sonic isn't really the fastest thing alive if all of the other characters can run as fast as him.
"I'm not supposed to be able to do this" That's the perfect motto for this game
The game makes you do things ur not supposed to do.
No Glitches?!?!?!?!
*"I hope Silver's okay. He's pretty insecure when he's alone."*
Meanwhile:
"Blaze?"
"Blaaaze?"
A few moments later:
4:51
I also love how with the Mach Speed sections, whenever you touch the death plane while you're in the air or ram into a platform or something due to a mistimed jump, Sonic just spazzes out as he 'runs' to his death. Lol it cracks me up every time.
15:38: Missed opportunity to add the "Oh no" Knuckles clip.
This is how many times he said: "I'm not supposed to be able to do that."
“WE JUST SAVED YOU!”
*cries in mario*
Yep I was thinking this
So was i
At least Peach lasts longer than Elise
@@darksonicyt5430 How do you know that?
@@darksonicyt5430 she gets kidnapped everyweek
This game's story is a great example of how messy a time travel storyline can get. Especially if the rules are the typical style where characters have freedom to affect the timeline however they want.
Charrii5: Never ask me for anything ever again.
Sakurai: Now you know how I feel.
14:59 literally always kills me Chariii's so upset that this dude lied to him abot being captain
I'M pissed that he lied about being the captain too
CosmicSpaceWitchLovely abot
This is why Silver is re-introduced in Sonic Rivals.
Excuse me re-introduced?
Rivals came out first.
Explain the story pls
Rivals was released days before tho
*_Sonic the Hedgehog (2006):_*_ November 14, 2006_
_Two days later..._
*_Sonic Rivals:_*_ November 16, 2006_
14:34 my fav sentence in this whole vid
"Based on what idiot?! An edgy gif. of Sonic you saw inside Jolly Rancher"
“Capture six children within the time limit”
Sonic is the hedgehog behind the slaughter. Cue the music!
ItS bEeN sO lOnG, sInCe I hAvE sEeN mY sOn LoSt To ThIs MoNsToR, To ThE mAn BeHiNd ThE sLaUgHtEr
@@SnoopleBoop *to the hedgehog behind the slaughter. GeT iT rIgHt.
XD
@@blekramarion4060 O O F
@@angelicasomma8323 *cue man behind the slaughter meme*
"I dont think i should be able to do this."
This game in a nutshell
Especially Sonic’s portion with his broken Gem abilities...
The main things that increased the game sin count:
The nonsensical game plot
The loading screens
Elise
Character stupidity
Also Elise. And Elise if I remember myself
@@comradethegreat3599 You have a Miku pfp just like me! :3
@@comradethegreat3599 you retconned yourself like the 06 story
You guys forgot elise
@Rodolfo Ramos wow congratulations you got the f ing joke 👏
As Alfred from SnapCube said: "How many times are you gonna run? I've captured you 17 different times!"
"I feel like it's gonna be at least 18 times."
@@l.o.gremastered5812 *silence*
@@nobodyatall6050 “The caucacity of this bitch...”
@@pandorabrown1093 You run and run, I am an alpha Male gamer.
“You’ll have cheeto dust... on your fingers... AND TWITCH PRIME WILL BE MINE!!”
16:45 “They’ve just been teleported by my glorious invention to another time!”
Alfred from the dub: “hehheheh I flushed them down the terlet”
Missed sin: the dark blue Chaos Emerald’s existence. It starts with Elise, and she throws it to Sonic when getting kidnapped. Sonic gives it to Eggman just before the mad Doctor sends them to the future. Eggman puts it in the Egg Genesis, which Silver takes it from after destroying it. Silver uses it to use Chaos Control with Shadow, opening a portal to 10 years in the past. Before returning to Shadow’s time, Silver gives the Emerald to Young Elise as a good luck charm. Elise presumably holds onto it until the Sun Festival Eggman attacks, where she throws it to Sonic. Not only should it be impossible for Elise to have the Emerald while the other games take place, it’s impossible for the Emerald to EXIST outside that 10 year time frame as it’s stuck in a time loop.
Wiltarrow I’d say the bigger issue is Silver taking the White Emerald with him. That means for 10 years the White Emerald stopped existing.
"TIME TRAVEL IS BULL$#!@"
and this is why the game retconned itself out of existence
Maybe the Chaos Emeralds exist outside of time?
To be fair, he didnt sin the fact that the light blue and the green are from the future, meaning there is past versions of them in the present time.....until Iblis distorts space and time. making 9 emeralds currently existing during the story (not counting the extra dark blue he mentions since its stuck in a time loop)
The only good things about this game:
-Shadow kicking Silver.
-The fandub. You know the one.
“Haha! ONE!”
And the music. You can't forget the music because it's one of the only redeeming qualities this game has.
@@SEGASister u fuckin made my day lmfao
*I HAVE ANNOUNCEMENT*
I missed the ice cream truck. :(
but it dropped a vanilla feather! :)
*"I'm not supposed to be able to do this."* Is my favorite type of sins. 😂
Dude same
there shouldve been another bonus round with the "im not supposed to be able to do this" sins
18:59 idk why but this line delivery is PRICELESS to me 😂😂
14:41 this part is absolutely funny for no reason 😂😅
*I mean the way Charriii said it XD*
Same. I blew snot out of my nose in the middle of virtual learning like gross and tmi but shit had me bust my spine
I know
Funny how he said it for Amy and not elese
*YOU CRAZY BITCH!*
13:04 That was the most monotone "ahhh" I have ever heard
I literally thought the same thing
She do be screaming in lowercase
Even less emotion than flayn’s death sound 💀
@@OrigamiAhsoka aaa
Like this?
1:46
This is wordplay lost in translation. In Japanese, "Blue" can mean both blue and inexperienced. Like how in English, "Green" can mean both the color and inexperienced. Blaze thinks Silver the inexperienced naive hedgehog is the Iblis Trigger, while Silver thinks Sonic the literal blue hedgehog is.
Still a sin on the translation team
Hey that’s pretty cool!
They should have just swapped Sonic out for Scourge, and then the green pun could work.
TheJadeFist but Sonic is blue
TheJadeFist scourge doesn’t exist in this continuity, dumbass fanboy.
Honestly, I'd have been tempted to subtract a sin for Shadow roundhouse-kicking Silver in the back of the head, just because it's that hilarious.
Plus, it wouldn't exactly have changed the final score significantly.
Theory: Blaze in '06 is just Silver's imaginary friend.
Jacques Paught sonicguru made a theory about that to
...That... *Speechless* Um... Cool Theory For Real...
She hasn't taken her schizophrenia pills
Silver: Blaze. What should I do?
Sonic: Dude, who are you talking to?
Jacques Paught I mean, she never interacts with anyone in the story except for Silver
*_"Disclaimer: Never ask me for anything ever again."_*
We don't need to. We won't ever need to.
Not anymore.
Also I have never clicked on a video so fast in my life.
Same
Same exactly
So, is he redoing Sonic Unleashed next?
@@boydixonentertainment idk
Caitlin Sylvester
He’s not Sakurai
"Days after the events of Sonic 2006, Elise's body was found dead"
Me: hmm..*look at Amy*
Amy: what?
Amy was jelly.
Me:thank god.
Elise shot dead in Miami
@tiffany smith in his defense you cant cheat if you never were in relationship.
I killed her for giving birth A CERTAIN MANHOG! (YOU KNOW WHI I’M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT
55:51 The fact that he made us us watch all the loading screens is so funny because of the super star power up music from Super Mario and the sin counter sound effect being the Mario grabbing coins sound effect. 🤣
.... the sound effect for each sin is the chime for sonic grabbing rings
Loading screens…WHY?! This is awful!
"Chaos Control?"
More like:
"Chaos Ex Machina"
The flu is on fire, for that was a sick burn.
12:14 This is _Sonic_ we're talking about. Didn't really expect Mr "I've been tortured for 6 months and I'm totally fine haha, don't worry about me! Conceal, don't reveal right?" The Hedgehog to give valid emotional advice.
@ZendPixie ; Good one 😂🤣🤣🤣😂.
Yeah they say he's been tortured but he's still cheery after escaping. Kind of a case of tell don't show huh
Granted he did give Merlina some subtle advice back in Black Knight near the end & I think it was touching, better than this I'll say that
To be fair, Sonic was never tortured, only captured. That was just a mistranslation.
@@firestar4407 yea but still. It's our only Heavy Angst crumbs in the games lately. I'm taking what I can get
Y'know, I really could see Sonic and Elise's final moments together being one of the most heartwarming moments in Sonic history. If you cut away the romance and bad gameplay and just had the story as it is, I could see it being pretty okay. Hell, I think Sonic 06 would've been better off as a movie animated in the same vein as Sonic X, rather than a video game.
Yeah i think the romance mixed with the bad writing is what really killed it for everyone.
Even in that aspect, Sonic Adventure 1 and 2 had better stories
Nah don't forget the villains plan to fuse with Iblis to become Solaris and destroy all of space-time which he could've done at any point into a convoluted and disjointed plan to kill Sonic.
Eh, too many are either hating on that ship cause it does one of the 3 things basically:
1) Seems poorly written due to how sudden it kinda seems along with the bad story
2) Undermines a different ship (usually Sonic x Amy shippers)
3) they think it plays into necrobestiality or something (when all she did was a light peck on the lips, the same thing a wife might do for her dead husband at his funeral)
32:54 - I've found the memes to seal Mephiles.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU'VE FOUND THE MEMES, YOU HAD THE MEMES!!!
"An edgy .gif of Sonic you saw inside a Jolly Rancher?!"
Me: That is the weirdest sentence I've ever heard. I like it.
Wow, I can't believe he didn't cover the scene where Sonic says:
"Silver. You're a twink! I'm gonna go smoke some weed now."
Greeto AGB how long have you been waiting to say that?
@@RenKium
The whole dub, baby!
Greeto AGB yeah I figured
I've come to make an annou-oh, sorry, wrong script.
shadow: GREEN
Silver: BLUE
22:12. I can't watch that without hearing Charriii5 as Sonic's thoughts. XD
That made that scene even better, thank you.
I love this
I really love how each instance of "Long time no see" is counted as a sin
Why is that again
@@MSFPRO666 sonic and tails see eachother EVERY GAME, and they probably hangout off camera
@@pokade3659 okay, that makes sense. But other characters get a sin when they say it too?
@@MSFPRO666 omega, rouge and shadow work together, so they surely see eachother often
@@pokade3659 WHAT ABOUT SONIC AND SHADOW IN SHADOW? OR SILVER AND SONIC IN RIVALS?
1:24 “I SEE IT!”
You saw Sephiroth in a Sonic costume, dude.
"OH MY GOD SOMEONE HELP MEEEEE"
"Oh that looked like it hurt... What do you think Blaze? ...........Blaze?"
*"I didnt see it"*
“Gimme back my thing 🫳🟣💎”
Fun fact: Takeshi Izuka has said that Shadow is among the few that remembers the events of 06. We don't know who the others are, but I'm glad Shadow's final bit of character development wasn't just tossed aside.
Melon Tart VA among the few? Who’s the rest?
@@theSonicguy001 no clue. As far as I know, Izuka has no revealed that
@@theSonicguy001 my guess is sonic is one of them judging by his smile at the end
Except they Still Tossed His Development, In all the Games he Appeared After 06 He Definitely doesn't act the Same
@@theSonicguy001 My guess is Sonic, Silver and Shadow, since they fought Solaris directly, and Elise, since she's the one who blew Solaris out of existence.
"Wouldn't she be queen I she's the current sovereign?"
Every Disney princess ever. Also Blaze
And debatably Peach and Daisy
@@smt64productions40 "mushroom kingdom" does roll off the tongue better than "mushroom principality"
@@Underworlder5 Yeah
Blaze is 14, she's not old enough to be the queen yet, so she has an excuse. The rest don't really, unless Elise is under 18, which, given that Sonic is 15, should be the case, otherwise that's a can of worms I don't want to open.
@@SilverAceOfSpades I renember to see somewhere that Elise is 17.
I love his reaction to when she says "I don't care what happens to the world"