Joe Rogan Shares Crazy Baboon Stories

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  • @freelanceopportunist559
    @freelanceopportunist559 5 років тому +1720

    True love is watching Joe Rogan talk about primates

    • @robbiethompson2778
      @robbiethompson2778 4 роки тому +1

      @@dasryte3265 not true your thick as fuk

    • @rm2kking
      @rm2kking 4 роки тому +3

      Robbie Thompson Jesus, are you a child or just an idiot? Who the fuck thought you English?

    • @robbiethompson2778
      @robbiethompson2778 4 роки тому +1

      @@rm2kking fuk u

    • @robbiethompson2778
      @robbiethompson2778 4 роки тому +2

      @@rm2kking your mum did or was it your sister y

    • @rm2kking
      @rm2kking 4 роки тому +11

      Robbie Thompson My mother is a drug addicted degenerate and I don’t associate with her. So if she taught you I guess that explains why you can’t grasp the language you speak. You smooth-brained drooling imbecile.

  • @tvspy9770
    @tvspy9770 5 років тому +2186

    The volume is too low.

    • @BoopShooBee
      @BoopShooBee 5 років тому +21

      Check the volume slider at the bottom of the video. This video changed my setting.
      Maybe the baboons became nicer after the assholes died is an indicator that psychopathic behavior is learned. I've read other anecdotes that indicate this might be true in humans as well.

    • @moru254
      @moru254 5 років тому +2

      tv Spy ur speakers are trash

    • @ibux4917
      @ibux4917 5 років тому +74

      @@moru254 Even on trash speakers the volume is too fkn low

    • @Dave.S.TT600
      @Dave.S.TT600 5 років тому +30

      @@ibux4917 agreed volume too low thanks

    • @sgtw4902
      @sgtw4902 5 років тому +8

      Thanks I thought it was this junk phone.

  • @Isaiah42069
    @Isaiah42069 5 років тому +521

    why is this one so low on the volume.

    • @linksghost
      @linksghost 5 років тому +2

      Big Facts

    • @cubancoffee
      @cubancoffee 5 років тому +1

      @mike rusch *PETA

    • @BobRoss-kt4yu
      @BobRoss-kt4yu 5 років тому +7

      Thought my phone was dying. I’ve been having problems with it and I thought it was dead lmao

    • @Holygh0st_3
      @Holygh0st_3 5 років тому +4

      I kept trying to turn the volume up 😂

    • @JohnstasBACK
      @JohnstasBACK 5 років тому +1

      JAMIE!!! FFS

  • @FrostyFlameTV
    @FrostyFlameTV 5 років тому +1145

    This is the most Joe Rogan title ever

    • @ThePat1221
      @ThePat1221 5 років тому +21

      It's entirely possible

    • @wout.schreurs
      @wout.schreurs 4 роки тому +38

      4/10, not enough DMT.

    • @Supernaut413
      @Supernaut413 4 роки тому +4

      No its not. Not even close

    • @Supernaut413
      @Supernaut413 4 роки тому +10

      Joe Rogan - Did DMT Come From Aliens dont u think thats more than this?

    • @nitinpandey6037
      @nitinpandey6037 3 роки тому +6

      This is the most rogan comment ever

  • @derpatrizier
    @derpatrizier 4 роки тому +484

    A french forgein legionaire told that sometimes they had to shoot baboons, because the locals weren´t safe from them. So, when they shot and wounded one baboon, the others launched feign attacks to draw the attention away and a rescue team would pick their fallen comrade up and carry him away

    • @wij8044
      @wij8044 3 роки тому +85

      Baboon down, baboon down! Rescue team inbound!

    • @az5977
      @az5977 3 роки тому +42

      Meeeeeeeediiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic!!

    • @alexandrahiltunen2130
      @alexandrahiltunen2130 3 роки тому +3

      😭😭😭

    • @golfwang3769
      @golfwang3769 3 роки тому +6

      seems like that'd put them in a position with more wounded though? assuming the people shooting are fairly accurate.

    • @ActionJackson669
      @ActionJackson669 3 роки тому +40

      @@golfwang3769 they gotta take that risk though, for their boy 😤😤😤 they some real ones 💯

  • @cb-9938
    @cb-9938 3 роки тому +37

    When is someone gonna make a compilation of all Joe's chimp stories and questions

    • @MissEwe
      @MissEwe 3 роки тому +1

      I second your idea

  • @football4life85
    @football4life85 3 роки тому +29

    Baboons are terrifying! Also they are very smart. They will steal and kill lion cubs so they don’t grow into big lions and kill the baboons.

    • @almac9203
      @almac9203 3 роки тому +10

      There are videos of baboons kidnapping dogs and trained them to be guard dogs. Real planet of the apes stuff.

    • @jeffthompson9622
      @jeffthompson9622 3 роки тому

      They are biologically monkeys but their intelligence seems very ape-like.

    • @aymostemitope4800
      @aymostemitope4800 2 роки тому +4

      @@almac9203 True.
      It happened in India.
      They do so to human babies when the baboons observe that humans hunt them.

    • @H00o0DA1
      @H00o0DA1 Рік тому

      @@aymostemitope4800 where

  • @coldcall8042
    @coldcall8042 5 років тому +185

    Joe “A Baboon Tried to Steal my Friends Food...I forget what the context of it was though” Rogan

  • @Antipodean33
    @Antipodean33 5 років тому +79

    Joe "baboons are not like a regular person" Rogan BAHAHAHAHA

  • @Linda-jm2ez
    @Linda-jm2ez 3 роки тому +36

    These are the conversations that really make him happy

  • @rooster260
    @rooster260 5 років тому +413

    Joe "a deer could feed a family for a months" Rogan.

    • @sushimidnight9539
      @sushimidnight9539 4 роки тому +17

      @Garret Phegley unless you eat like wild hogs you cpuld ration it out over 3 or 4 depending on size

    • @sushimidnight9539
      @sushimidnight9539 4 роки тому +11

      @Garret Phegley I'm just saying a deer could feed for for a while on small rations

    • @Chowd-js1mg
      @Chowd-js1mg 4 роки тому +23

      It defiantly could I grew up eating deer. You make sausages, jerky, ribs, steaks, soups you name it w it.

    • @Chowd-js1mg
      @Chowd-js1mg 4 роки тому +1

      Garret Phegley lololol

    • @uhoh7545
      @uhoh7545 4 роки тому +2

      @@Chowd-js1mg do you. Eat. The genitals.

  • @ryannn-9143
    @ryannn-9143 5 років тому +125

    Joe “Snatch him and eat his head” Rogan

  • @bblack.orchidd
    @bblack.orchidd 2 роки тому +15

    I'm from South Africa. When I was a baby a baboon tried to climb into my mom's car and take me from her. I'm lucky I'm still alive today 😂

  • @frankiediamonds718
    @frankiediamonds718 5 років тому +63

    Dude...joe rogan need his own animal show , l could hear this guy talk about scary animals all day

  • @krishanattri9305
    @krishanattri9305 3 роки тому +28

    “A deer can feed a family for months”
    Glenn Villeneuve: “Hello”

  • @tommysaville9427
    @tommysaville9427 5 років тому +28

    It’s entirely possible the sound in this video is low

  • @quintonlange5323
    @quintonlange5323 2 роки тому +11

    Joe Rogan calling that guy a “fucking dork” had me rolling

  • @rankytheskate
    @rankytheskate 5 років тому +60

    Joe The Volumes too low Rogan

  • @Saynotoquack
    @Saynotoquack 3 роки тому +1

    Fair warning, the ad is loud as shit compared to the video.

  • @TheNotbadphonedaddy
    @TheNotbadphonedaddy 3 роки тому +66

    Every single episode of Joe Rogan that I've listened to has made me laugh really hard.
    Baboons are not normal people

  • @justacatwhocantype
    @justacatwhocantype 3 роки тому +78

    This old guy that I was kinda friends with took me to this safari park thing for my birthday like 15 years ago. It's called Serengeti Park (Hodenhagen in Germany) and it's basically a zoo with free roaming animals. You cannot walk through it, you have to drive through it, either with the park's tour bus or with your own car. We took the guy's car, and when we got to the part with baboons, two of them jmped on the car and started ripping off the windshield wipers and chewing on the antenna. Buddy got super pissed off and opened the car door and was about to jump out to slap the baboon off of his car. This guy never listened to anything I said, but that day he was very lucky that, for a change, he did listen and shut the door again. To this day I do not understand how a 64 year old man could think that it would be a good idea to try to beat up a baboon. Had he gone out, I would have slammed the door shut and locked it, I can tell you that.

  • @jeffthompson9622
    @jeffthompson9622 3 роки тому +60

    A friend used to keep hamadryas baboons. I enjoyed learning to interact with them, but wouldn't want to keep them. They seemed more like us in some ways than they did the smaller monkeys I've been around. Jeff Cooper wrote that some people oppose killing them because they resemble humans, and other people favor killing them for the same reason.

    • @dee-dr7kt
      @dee-dr7kt 2 роки тому +4

      monkey hate ring

  • @4everdefence
    @4everdefence 5 років тому +36

    young Jamie slipping on this one

  • @sombrero8871
    @sombrero8871 4 роки тому +18

    This is one of the quickest 180s I’ve seen from joe😂

  • @shawnoelrich4228
    @shawnoelrich4228 3 роки тому +9

    Im so glad ill never have to tangle with a baboon YIKES THOSE CHOPPERS

  • @justinlutz5420
    @justinlutz5420 5 років тому +68

    Volume is low 😕 bro'w

  • @Gmny1MOA
    @Gmny1MOA 5 років тому +33

    Joe Rogan talking ab viscious animals are my favorite videos of all time on UA-cam

  • @norwegianblue2017
    @norwegianblue2017 4 роки тому +103

    I don't think Bambi would have cared if her mother was killed by a guy with a hunting license.

  • @Jon_Zeku
    @Jon_Zeku 3 роки тому +23

    Joe just gets it when it comes to these elegant and important conversations.

  • @AcMcCallie
    @AcMcCallie 5 років тому +23

    Joe "they're like corded steel!" Rogan

  • @MrSomeRedditor
    @MrSomeRedditor 3 роки тому +1

    "Look at that guy.... fucking dork"
    lol

  • @robinred8078
    @robinred8078 3 роки тому +14

    I like how joe still called the man a hunter just cos he’s doing it illegally doesn’t mean he’s not a hunter, he’s killed more deer than you 😂

  • @robertcurtis8585
    @robertcurtis8585 4 роки тому +14

    I love that judge, that's so funny, Respect.

  • @P1kk3
    @P1kk3 5 років тому +10

    Most JRE video title ever.

  • @austinh4964
    @austinh4964 5 років тому +12

    Joe "Do you understand that?" Rogan

  • @darthnihilus3447
    @darthnihilus3447 2 роки тому +6

    People poaching deer for trophies is a serious problem around Missouri. I can't tell you how many deer carcasses I've come across in the woods that were missing their heads or had their antlers cut off and the body was left behind. It's always sad to see and it just pisses me off.

  • @davidscarfe2020
    @davidscarfe2020 3 роки тому +6

    Yo Jamie pull that clip of me hunting Baboons while tripping on DMT

  • @Spongebrain97
    @Spongebrain97 3 роки тому +2

    I like how the last words here were "they'll fuck you up".

  • @TheRibFeast
    @TheRibFeast 3 роки тому +1

    The two things Joe Rogan loves the most. MMA, and apes.

  • @laurafedora5385
    @laurafedora5385 3 роки тому +9

    There’s a hilarious story about Paul Bettany forgetting to lock his hotel porch door and coming back to a bunch of baboons in his room, one eating a Mars bar, some raiding the mini bar and some pissing on the bed 😆

    • @aeoeaa1234
      @aeoeaa1234 2 роки тому +2

      Sure they were baboons though? They're huge, and will deffinitely fuck you up if they feel like it. Like, HUUUGE incisors 😧

    • @marions.120
      @marions.120 Рік тому +1

      Sounds like my drinking buddies!

  • @lizziec4408
    @lizziec4408 5 років тому +8

    Is this hella quiet for anyone else?

  • @karljonson3287
    @karljonson3287 5 років тому +49

    I never ate a deer. I would like to though. Must be juicy af.

    • @lachlanbell8390
      @lachlanbell8390 5 років тому +6

      Always wanted to try venison, but never have. Apparently it tastes a lot like kangaroo, and kangaroo is my favourite meat so venison has gotta be right up there too.

    • @B_to_the_H
      @B_to_the_H 5 років тому +7

      @Bumps in the night is correct. Not much intramuscular fat so not as juicy as a steak from a cow that hardly moves. Still tastes good though.

    • @shanehaney2121
      @shanehaney2121 5 років тому +8

      It's very good! Extremely lean so you'll need to try it medium-rare so it won't be tough. Or you can slow roast it and it will be as tender as beef.

    • @sladehildebrand7518
      @sladehildebrand7518 5 років тому +1

      Shane has it, eat on the slightly rare side. If you fry it, do it slow and medium heat.

    • @obanibs96
      @obanibs96 5 років тому

      Lachlan Bell it’s very lean, about 98%, so it needs a good bit of help from seasoning. And a single deer certainly ain’t lasting a family “months” but that’s how my father and I got our meat. Spend all summer in the blind stocking up.

  • @hynjus001
    @hynjus001 2 роки тому +5

    They're not that intense. Like never mess with a baboon. But they won't seek you out to hurt you. Ask anyone from around Cape Town. We've all been around baboons. At the one university, there used to be this deposed alpha that would walk around campus. Huge like some sort of troll and scary as hell. But super chilled. He'd just walk around looking for trash and we'd all keep a healthy distance.

  • @bblack.orchidd
    @bblack.orchidd 2 роки тому +2

    A baboon can do more than just f you up. My step dad worked with a man who was bitten by a baboon luckily just once. The baboon pulled his skin up away from his body and bit a huge junk of flesh off. When the baboon releases the skin it opens up and makes a huge hole

  • @amarettoas
    @amarettoas 2 роки тому +1

    I love how 90% of my recommended joe rogan clips are about apes, uncontacted tribes or aliens. And every time with another guest

  • @mikelsidler5821
    @mikelsidler5821 4 роки тому +7

    I was looking forward to eat that deer and you shot it😂😂😂😂
    Joe eating everything raw😂😂😂😂

  • @FishingtonBurpPuzzle
    @FishingtonBurpPuzzle 3 роки тому +11

    I was chased by one. I had been trying to photograph them. But I failed to notice they had young ones. Be careful with baboons and stay in your car.

  • @pseudonymBOB
    @pseudonymBOB 4 роки тому +15

    Jimmy Fallon grew a beard?

  • @erickknows4084
    @erickknows4084 5 років тому +6

    The deer hunter looked like Darren till
    Poacher

  • @dr.jobin6946
    @dr.jobin6946 4 роки тому +12

    *about to drift off into sleep* “ AHGGAHHH do you struggle from too much exposure to blue light?*

  • @High-Overlord-Snarffie-Pug
    @High-Overlord-Snarffie-Pug Рік тому +3

    My brother once shot a deer with a bow during hunting season with all the correct legal stuff. The deer came out of thick bushes, he hit just right in the heart and it bolted back into the same bushes he came out of. Less than a minute later he came back out and my brother nailed it again in the same spot, it went right back into the bushes. He waited then came down from his stand and walked into the bushes and there was two deer that looked almost exactly the same. Both were 10 points and well built. He only had the permit to get one. He was 16 and freaked out that he was going to go to jail. He took both to a small butcher shop to get processed and because it was one of the two weekends of shotgun season and there was a conservation officer there. My brother went up to him and told him and asked if he was in trouble. The conservation officer just laughed and said that wasn't poaching. A guy who happened to be there had a permit that he hadn't used and he let him use his permit.

  • @dom-ct6ie
    @dom-ct6ie 5 років тому +38

    Joe "" Rogan

  • @jasoncummings6974
    @jasoncummings6974 5 років тому +12

    I wish this podcast came in braille....🙉

  • @sammysantoro9107
    @sammysantoro9107 2 роки тому +7

    Animals are our friends. They’re beautiful creatures. I’m not anti hunting, but if you just hunting just for fun and you ain’t eating the animal and using everything you can of the animal, then you a piece of shit. I love animals, and respect them and want them on this planet.

    • @religionisatragedy8537
      @religionisatragedy8537 2 роки тому +1

      If you think animals are our friends you should live in the woods

    • @Cat_main_apex
      @Cat_main_apex 2 роки тому +1

      @@religionisatragedy8537 I dont think that's what he meant. He was probably saying that we can treat animals very poorly as a species and if someone is hunting without harvesting anything from the animal then its cruel. I dont necessarily agree, because there are other reasons for hunting like killing invasive species, etc. But I do agree , I love animals and I find it sad to know we can be cruel to them.

  • @thepredator4480
    @thepredator4480 5 років тому +4

    How about you put me in a room with that guy for 45 mins?!

  • @wolfspiritoutdoors158
    @wolfspiritoutdoors158 2 роки тому +4

    I can attest to the fact from personal experience that baboons are incredibly dangerous, kniving, planning and have malicious intent. I'm married to the daughter of one 😂😆😆

  • @imheresoidontgetfined
    @imheresoidontgetfined 4 роки тому +2

    Dude looked like Kevin Love in that mugshot 😂

  • @SacClass650
    @SacClass650 3 роки тому +3

    There's a difference between subsistence hunting and trophy hunting.

  • @fractaled3129
    @fractaled3129 3 роки тому +3

    Joe "I had a friend who was in Africa and he got attacked by a baboon" Rogan.

  • @xXMaukiorXx
    @xXMaukiorXx 5 років тому +1

    Joe " they'll fuck you up " Rogan

  • @kalithechamp1412
    @kalithechamp1412 2 роки тому +1

    People don’t realize how fuccing strong not only baboons bite are, but they are physically strong af too. On top of the fact they are aggressive af and how savage their attacs are, that’s why they’ll tear a grown man to pieces

  • @albebelt3013
    @albebelt3013 2 дні тому

    Those baboons were shredded joe...

  • @GG-kn2se
    @GG-kn2se 3 роки тому +1

    Maybe I’m boring but yeah baboons kill humans but we’re talking about this in the context of a human who just murdered an entire baboon family lol

  • @sumuqh
    @sumuqh 3 роки тому +1

    Why the volume is so low for this clip

  • @henryly6186
    @henryly6186 5 років тому +16

    Hey Jamie. Do your job. The volume sucks on this video.

  • @landonic81
    @landonic81 5 років тому +6

    Who's head is bigger? Rogans or Dana White?

  • @DF-wv6im
    @DF-wv6im 3 роки тому +2

    I wish I had a famous friend with my ideas.

  • @DMES-wp2fj
    @DMES-wp2fj 3 роки тому +1

    Animal Planet should give Joe a show about monkeys

  • @parkerelliott6484
    @parkerelliott6484 5 років тому +10

    Joe "I love hunting and eating deer" Rogan

  • @zaydolla1
    @zaydolla1 5 років тому +3

    You know what’s sad the cops know by showing the guy Bambi movie will only make him mad so after his year is done he will be worse than he already was smh 🤦‍♂️ pray for us

  • @michaelallen2358
    @michaelallen2358 11 місяців тому

    Never thought of it that way but I'll give it to you 😂.

  • @clayski9470
    @clayski9470 3 роки тому +7

    as soon as this video ends im gonna want to know why everyone is screaming in the other videos

  • @lurkster1974
    @lurkster1974 2 роки тому +1

    "I had a friend who was in Africa who got attacked by a baboon, the baboon tried to steal his food. I forget what the context was."

  • @clich126
    @clich126 Рік тому

    Somebody is super comfortable guest "Jamie look this up"

  • @fr1zl
    @fr1zl 2 роки тому

    Venison, Joe. Venison.

  • @MikeBassil
    @MikeBassil 4 роки тому +3

    Only criticism I have is the guest asking jamie to pull something up. Like where do you get the audacity...

  • @ukaszb5694
    @ukaszb5694 2 роки тому +1

    Joe should have another show: "Animals that will fuck you up". Instant hit.

  • @boofman0486
    @boofman0486 Рік тому

    Walt Disney was not a nice man... just puttin that out there🤣

  • @DrivenByProgress
    @DrivenByProgress 5 років тому

    Volume is hit on this video man

  • @skillsHacker
    @skillsHacker 5 років тому +1

    Joe “ it’s like a werewolf” rogan

  • @dustin529
    @dustin529 Рік тому

    "Walt Disney was a nice man" lol

  • @makerstudios5456
    @makerstudios5456 3 роки тому +7

    I’ve been hunting my whole life. I’ve had one deer I killed as a kid that accidentally suffered and we couldn’t save the meat. I cried openly.
    Rehabilitation for sociopaths doesn’t work. He probably liked watching Bambi.

  • @genXcripple
    @genXcripple Рік тому

    lmao. “there are good Uber drivers, and there are…”

  • @Supernaut413
    @Supernaut413 4 роки тому +1

    why is it only 480p?

  • @esquilax5563
    @esquilax5563 3 роки тому

    That title sounds highly implausible

  • @rogerlane5245
    @rogerlane5245 2 роки тому

    Agree with Joe about feeding your family

  • @johnpriceprice6860
    @johnpriceprice6860 3 роки тому +27

    A few years ago I saw a story on the local news about a business owner showing up to his bussiness in the morning to find the trash from his dumpster thrown all over the place. This went on for a week so he installed a camera to catch whoever was doing this. He came in the next morning and checked his camera, probably expecting to see a person. Nope, it was a baboon. I'm no animal expert but, I don't believe baboons are native to San Antonio.

  • @splittheprophet1334
    @splittheprophet1334 5 років тому +13

    imagine if there was an actual saiyan on earth, but he didn’t realize his power because society has verbally abused him to the point that he don’t even believe in himself

  • @TTOS69
    @TTOS69 2 роки тому +1

    Something wrong with the sound

  • @jordancarroll8553
    @jordancarroll8553 3 роки тому

    Alot of dudes were mad I stole a fresh 8 teener

  • @unitedwestanddividedwefall3521
    @unitedwestanddividedwefall3521 5 років тому +2

    Why these guys basically whispering? Damn the volume on the show is low way to low and the UA-cam commercials are ear rape! WTH!?

  • @hanshansen1990
    @hanshansen1990 3 роки тому +1

    audio is way to low

  • @esquilax5563
    @esquilax5563 3 роки тому

    This is your reminder to turn the volume back down before watching the next video

  • @wolf-bearchief3705
    @wolf-bearchief3705 Рік тому

    Baboons
    "The Orcs of the animal kingdom"
    Some guy on UA-cam

  • @eastonmichael4269
    @eastonmichael4269 2 роки тому

    Joe “that’s like a wherewolf” rogan

  • @alphonzomudsack3219
    @alphonzomudsack3219 5 років тому +21

    Idk why but I got mad when that guy asked Jamie to look up something like nah man know your place only joe says that

  • @JkouFiles
    @JkouFiles 5 років тому +2

    I just wanted to repeat 🔁 what others have said about low volume

  • @ulipeterson6112
    @ulipeterson6112 5 років тому +2

    1:08; omg its Kevin Love!

  • @mmaml123
    @mmaml123 5 років тому +2

    Joe "im a hunter" Rogan

  • @DailyWorkoutEnjoyer
    @DailyWorkoutEnjoyer 3 роки тому

    4:59 *_Baboon ptsd noises in the background_*