Joe Rogan on Javelinas

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  • Опубліковано 14 кві 2019
  • Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1281 w/Tom Papa:
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  • @MosheXX
    @MosheXX 5 років тому +1784

    Rogans animal stories are lowkey why I enjoy his podcast

  • @ulama7828
    @ulama7828 5 років тому +2491

    *Clicks on the video*
    "NOBODY LIKES YOU"
    *Clicks away and begins to cry*

    • @darthoof8485
      @darthoof8485 5 років тому +24

      Best comment

    • @money96plyr
      @money96plyr 5 років тому +32

      I accidentally clicked on this video and I got greeted with that rip

    • @osamahabib7547
      @osamahabib7547 5 років тому +1

      Umar Uppal 😂😂😂

    • @nolanmitcheltree3854
      @nolanmitcheltree3854 5 років тому +2

      🤣🤣

    • @RichMoneyLTD
      @RichMoneyLTD 5 років тому +1

      *clicks away* when tf did that become a verb 😭😭

  • @whitepeoplergullible9241
    @whitepeoplergullible9241 5 років тому +465

    Javelinas can't look up, unlike Jamie.

    • @Malouco
      @Malouco 5 років тому +2

      Max Powers lol

    • @josephmyers5057
      @josephmyers5057 5 років тому +1

      Hahaha Holy shit I feel dumb. I read your comment 3 times before I got it! Hahahaha

    • @RyanGuerrero135
      @RyanGuerrero135 5 років тому +5

      Damn that was clever

    • @symbiotestrength7058
      @symbiotestrength7058 3 роки тому +1

      They can look up. They just tend not to have a reason.

    • @minhasmazhar9631
      @minhasmazhar9631 Місяць тому

      This is offensive. Say it again

  • @Top10Archive
    @Top10Archive 5 років тому +701

    Take a drink every time Tom says "Ewwww."

    • @noahleach7690
      @noahleach7690 5 років тому +20

      *Dead*

    • @michaelcopelin6772
      @michaelcopelin6772 5 років тому +16

      Thanks to you i blacked out and woke up on the roof of the library

    • @jacobkeary6740
      @jacobkeary6740 5 років тому +7

      *_ALCOHOL POISONING_*

    • @DragonAurora
      @DragonAurora 5 років тому +4

      Thatnks...now I'm wasted.

    • @alienjoe6610
      @alienjoe6610 5 років тому +4

      Not a drink but I’m still playing from the clouds

  • @alec3183
    @alec3183 4 роки тому +379

    "Hey google javelina eats baby, let's see if that's ever happened. Yeah - human baby." Most joe rogan quote I've heard this year

    • @undrwtrbsktwvn1110
      @undrwtrbsktwvn1110 3 роки тому +8

      😂😭

    • @badlaamaurukehu
      @badlaamaurukehu Рік тому +5

      Now just add "pit bull" to the query and see just how common it is...

    • @bluracer766
      @bluracer766 Рік тому +1

      Javelinas are herbivores they don't eat meat like feral hogs do.

  • @KidTejano
    @KidTejano 5 років тому +316

    Here in South Texas we see javelinas on the daily. I live on about 5 acres about 5 minutes from the King Ranch and the amount of javelinas, hogs, and coyotes I see is astonishing. Makes for awesome target practice. But don’t worry we make chicharons (pork rinds) out of em.

    • @texmex8220
      @texmex8220 5 років тому +4

      what kind of razor u use to get off the hair.

    • @texmex8220
      @texmex8220 5 років тому +28

      @Alex Amaya there are specific seasons, but coyotes, hogs and a couple other species are considered nuisance animals. So they dont have to much regulation regarding how (gun or bow or traps) or what time of year as far as i know.

    • @texmex8220
      @texmex8220 5 років тому +13

      @Alex Amaya im more of the if i hunt it i eat it mentality. And not just livestock boars for example tear up grassroots wich leads to soil erosion messing with the natural environment.

    • @texmex8220
      @texmex8220 4 роки тому +9

      @Thomas M. Thats all good man its all up to you. Personally i have an attachment to the coyote.

    • @SuspiciousGanymede
      @SuspiciousGanymede 4 роки тому +6

      @@texmex8220 you gotta boil the javelina whole in a 55gal drum or keep pouring boiling water on it. The knife you use doesn't matter as long as it's sharp.

  • @fiachconlon6755
    @fiachconlon6755 5 років тому +170

    Joe whenever he has a boring guest ‘hey check out this new animal I found’

  • @gewgulkansuhckitt9086
    @gewgulkansuhckitt9086 5 років тому +1099

    I wasted eight of the best years of my life preparing for the Olympics only to discover when I tried to enter that the javelina throw is not a thing.
    On the plus side, I'm pretty sure I hold the current record.

    • @Jackaroo.
      @Jackaroo. 5 років тому +20

      This comment deserves more recognition.

    • @77tjw
      @77tjw 5 років тому +7

      That was hilarious 😂🤣

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 5 років тому

      So they're like hyenas

    • @Jackaroo.
      @Jackaroo. 5 років тому +5

      @@Charmer4856 Javelinas are like wild boars.

    • @jth858
      @jth858 5 років тому +1

      Why'd you have to point that out...ruined this video for me.

  • @conner6417
    @conner6417 5 років тому +415

    Joe "javelina eats human baby" Rogan

  • @dixienormous9845
    @dixienormous9845 5 років тому +486

    What's a javelina?
    It's a peccary.
    What's a peccary?
    It's like a cousin to a pig.
    What's a pig?
    Lol.

    • @Saku19
      @Saku19 5 років тому +36

      I lost it when he said "What's a pig?'

    • @2devious724
      @2devious724 5 років тому +24

      That's my sense of humor.

    • @freethinker9153
      @freethinker9153 5 років тому +2

      Cousin to a wild boar

    • @pizzas4breakfast
      @pizzas4breakfast 5 років тому +2

      @mszj zzs a relative of a henway

    • @tylersmith9868
      @tylersmith9868 5 років тому +5

      Thanks for repeating the joke word for word

  • @krazykek568
    @krazykek568 5 років тому +53

    “so are there a lot of them?”
    “yea they exist“

    • @thelasso9478
      @thelasso9478 4 роки тому +6

      The fact that they exist means there’s too many of them

  • @Appalachia_Ape
    @Appalachia_Ape 2 роки тому +24

    Wild dogs are brutal when it comes to meal time. As for yotes specifically, they're extremely smart and extremely skiddish in regard to people, but watch them get a calf alone in a field and they're vicious monsters.

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 5 років тому +158

    Javelinas is alright but I prefer discus.

  • @FakeSugarVillain
    @FakeSugarVillain 5 років тому +538

    Does anybody else thinks that Joe Rogan is getting more and more paranoid about animals as time goes on?

    • @freethinker9153
      @freethinker9153 5 років тому +43

      Hes a hunter he just gets a little too hyped

    • @FakeSugarVillain
      @FakeSugarVillain 5 років тому +20

      @@freethinker9153 I just want him to see a completely harmless but really big animal, like a capibara or maybe tapir

    • @freethinker9153
      @freethinker9153 5 років тому +26

      @@FakeSugarVillain i wonder how he would react to a little tasmanian devil " man those vicious things will jump str8 for your jugular"

    • @FakeSugarVillain
      @FakeSugarVillain 5 років тому +27

      @@freethinker9153 I'm telling you man those little monsters eat animals from the inside out, I dont want my wife near that thing

    • @freethinker9153
      @freethinker9153 5 років тому +6

      @@FakeSugarVillain theyre adorable little killers though they are pissed off constantly for no reason and crush bones but theyre are not jumping up for the kill they just hot tempered tiny pitbulls

  • @itscrimmy2348
    @itscrimmy2348 3 роки тому +10

    "Youd be better off being a javelina" best start to a video ever xD

  • @g94433
    @g94433 4 роки тому +20

    I have a personal story about my first encounter with a javelina. I had recently moved to Fort Huachuca, Arizona (close by Bisbee, AZ) when I was in 5th grade. I remember it was my first week at my new house playing catch with my brother outside the yard, It was in the evening time and out of nowhere a random javelina came running between the middle of us and we both ran in separate directions. Plus they’re the worse around Halloween time because they eat the pumpkins outside the house and knock down the trash can to eat trash!

  • @megadittos2157
    @megadittos2157 5 років тому +67

    "But Wesley, what about the R.O.U.Ses?"
    "The Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist."

  • @KGisthename
    @KGisthename 3 роки тому +19

    I have tried them grilled in Tucson and it was damn good to be honest.

  • @Reub3
    @Reub3 5 років тому +96

    The commentary lol
    "Ew, Eww, Ewwwwww! Look at them!" XD

  • @Gypples
    @Gypples 2 роки тому +7

    I love how Tom's answer to whether or not a Javelina has eaten a baby was "oh they've definitely eaten babies, someone's eating a baby right now". Lmfao

  • @jesushuerta1852
    @jesushuerta1852 4 роки тому +9

    I worked in Douglas, AZ for about 7 years. My route to work took me through Bisbee daily. It’s a shitty, artsy farsty, little town known for its mile deep mine hole. Javelinas, rattle snakes, bob cats, and abandoned mines all over the place in the desert. There were many times that I ran across mine shafts hidden by brush that were practically vertical and full of water after a long drop.

  • @actionscott8033
    @actionscott8033 5 років тому +14

    That was a pretty good “Run” voice Joe lmao 🔥

    • @johnedward8352
      @johnedward8352 5 років тому +3

      I literally read this at the precise moment he said run. Whoa

  • @ryandulaney509
    @ryandulaney509 5 років тому +15

    "If ya want a friend, feed any animal"
    -Perry Farrell

  • @supernecessary
    @supernecessary 5 років тому +9

    “What’s a pig?” Lmfao

  • @DCarr633
    @DCarr633 5 років тому +11

    In my college campus in south Texas, javelinas would share the space with us. It'd be common to have one of them 5 ft away from you eating the acorns on the grass. They're not aggressive if they grow amongst people.

    • @tylerwilliams7948
      @tylerwilliams7948 5 років тому +1

      TAMUK?

    • @DCarr633
      @DCarr633 5 років тому

      @@tylerwilliams7948 Very close. TAMIU.

    • @joerowland607
      @joerowland607 5 років тому +4

      When I was in Texas we used to just shoot them. They will gang up on a dog and kill it. They are mean when wild. The ones you see are acclimated. Do not let that give you false sense of security. They are mean.

  • @michaelsandoval7717
    @michaelsandoval7717 4 роки тому +7

    That first 20 sec had me rollin’. I started it over 4 times 😂

    • @michaelsandoval7717
      @michaelsandoval7717 4 роки тому +1

      Ah shit. I had to comment on my own shit, because the last 20 seconds were just as funny.
      I’m going to bed

    • @kathywilliams5042
      @kathywilliams5042 3 роки тому

      LMAO- funny

  • @DaSuperFan312
    @DaSuperFan312 4 роки тому +8

    Just watched the video “Calling Javelinas” and Joe wasn’t lying!

  • @owenmccord5078
    @owenmccord5078 4 роки тому +2

    My parents lived in Prescott AZ up north in the mountains in a hilly subdivision. We used to sit on their deck and watch a small family walk down the driveway to the “washout” where the rain would drain during monsoons.

  • @Chris-jw8vm
    @Chris-jw8vm 4 роки тому +8

    2:18 lol cats often do the same. I'll sometimes call one over by making a kinda squeaky sound like that.

  • @bradleyhollon6085
    @bradleyhollon6085 5 років тому +122

    Javelinas we're created by the government they cross bread pigs and giant rats and feed them all dmt now we have javelinas

    • @kyngpapi
      @kyngpapi 4 роки тому +2

      Bradley Hollon you serious 😂

    • @illiteratefilipino2073
      @illiteratefilipino2073 4 роки тому

      Oh god

    • @jonathaneden1
      @jonathaneden1 4 роки тому +4

      Hahahahahaha too funny. Exactly what I was about to write. Luckily I saw your comment first.

    • @paulryan2128
      @paulryan2128 4 роки тому +1

      Some good research there, thanks!

    • @henriqueribeiro8167
      @henriqueribeiro8167 4 роки тому +3

      You are a.conspiracy theorist! They gave it Crack. It was the best low key way to get rid of Crackhouses. A broken down house, blood splats and missing people.

  • @1neOfN0ne
    @1neOfN0ne 4 роки тому +2

    My cat started going a little crazy when Joe was making those animal noises

  • @richstwart2079
    @richstwart2079 Рік тому +8

    Javalinas are not as bad as you make them out to be, they are more terrified of humans unless they are cornered. They have poor eyesight but a keen sense of smell and hearing. I've accidentally came upon a pack of javalinas while riding my bike on a paved trail, it freaked me out as well as they were, and scattered like cockroaches....I didn't stopped but rode as fast as I could....and they stink too

    • @paulmolloy7206
      @paulmolloy7206 Рік тому

      Explain the video of them in that person’s driveway and garage

    • @julieduree9210
      @julieduree9210 10 місяців тому

      Truth doesn’t make as good of story.

  • @Cthulhuguru
    @Cthulhuguru 5 років тому +21

    I live outside Tucson AZ, and I've seen Javelinas more times than I can count. When they charge, they can do so at speeds of 35mph, they can weigh as much as pounds, so you can imagine the kind of damage it could do when it gores you, luckily, they usually occupy the same space of around a square mile for the entirety of their lives. Watch where you step.

    • @tylerm9644
      @tylerm9644 3 роки тому +2

      So I lived at Fort Huachuca when I was in the Army for 4 years. These little pigs are fucked. I had to fuck one up with a baseball bat because it was trying to kill my dog.

    • @muskie66ottis
      @muskie66ottis 3 роки тому +4

      Since they can't see 5 feet, they don't charge anything. They are usually trying to run away. Unless they get cornered or babies are close, they aren't aggressive at all. I've hunted them for 30+ years. Not once have they ever acted aggressive.

    • @stevepalpatine2828
      @stevepalpatine2828 2 роки тому +1

      @@tylerm9644 You should see the feral hogs we got in Mississippi.
      Those bastards are fucking big.

    • @danielnaranjo5396
      @danielnaranjo5396 2 роки тому

      Tucson gang u either in green valley marana or 3 points

    • @bluracer766
      @bluracer766 Рік тому +1

      @@muskie66ottis My friends had one charge them when they were hiking and luckily it ran off after getting hit with a hiking stick, another guy I know has a friend who was riding his horse and a javelina ran under the horse and tore it so bad it's intestines spilled out. So they can be quite vicious.

  • @gial8862
    @gial8862 5 років тому +4

    2:57 The word you’re looking for is “pervasive”. haha, too funny.

  • @holylettuce4730
    @holylettuce4730 5 років тому +14

    I thought the beginning of this video was my parents giving me a call

  • @phillwalker3515
    @phillwalker3515 5 років тому +2

    This video is platinum Joe!!! Lol cant stop laughing!!!

  • @d2heffz231
    @d2heffz231 2 роки тому +12

    Growing up in Tucson Arizona I used to walk my rottweiler around the neighborhood as a kid, and I always noticed javelinas following me, thank Christ nothing happened because I never questioned it.

    • @charlessavoie2367
      @charlessavoie2367 Рік тому

      Like the alien told Captain Kirk on Star Trek---"We can control a federation as easily as we can control you!" Same with javelinas/peccaries and ROCK weilers. A big aggressive strong jawed Rott would be razored to ribbons.

  • @ryanmichot8329
    @ryanmichot8329 5 років тому +69

    Joe “2:17” Rogan

  • @Eternalgunner
    @Eternalgunner 2 роки тому +1

    “There’s probably one eating a baby right now” hahahahha

  • @cptmarcus
    @cptmarcus 2 роки тому

    Great start to my evening with the beginning of this video

  • @PangolinStirfry
    @PangolinStirfry 4 роки тому +5

    10:37 Joe's Batman voice on point.

  • @bladeshards5065
    @bladeshards5065 5 років тому +64

    “What’s a pig?”
    Made me lose my bong rip

  • @dudepool7530
    @dudepool7530 3 роки тому +6

    Why does my brain keep telling me Jim Gaffigan is a guest every time dudes not on camera...

  • @orthopraxis235
    @orthopraxis235 3 роки тому +3

    The "pack" of Javelinas has kind of a badass name: "a squadron."

    • @ambriadaniels8786
      @ambriadaniels8786 Рік тому

      Interesting! I just found out my 3 pet rats are a " mischief".

  • @Scottdahockeyman15
    @Scottdahockeyman15 5 років тому +3

    Opening is low key hilarious

  • @geno_garcia_Dance_vibes_PHX
    @geno_garcia_Dance_vibes_PHX 5 років тому +137

    When I was Uber driving in Scottsdale, just the other day, a freakin javelina crossed the street and went into somebody's yard. It was so random!
    I told the passener in the back seat, "hey look a Javelina!" Then, in my head I was like, shit, is that what they're called? I had never ran into one of those things before and didn't wanna look like a jackass by calling it the wrong kind of animal.
    It was cool though, it helped make the otherwise quiet ride a little less awkward. Thank you, freakin random javelina, wherever you are.

    • @hattorihanzo2275
      @hattorihanzo2275 5 років тому +5

      Javalina are common in some areas of Scottsdale.

    • @Mastashakenbake
      @Mastashakenbake 5 років тому +5

      Shit even here in Mesa, at the golf course i used to work at I'd see atleast 10-15 every day. They were everywhere always stickin together. They lived in the damn sewer!

    • @burritochurrito1993
      @burritochurrito1993 5 років тому +1

      They're all over in Texas too. I've had a couple run ins with'em.
      Chased up a tree by one and barely out ran one because the fence was about 2-3 feet away, fkd myself up cause the fence was also barbed wired.

    • @geno_garcia_Dance_vibes_PHX
      @geno_garcia_Dance_vibes_PHX 5 років тому

      @@PMurray2694 Damn, at PV mall too? They're all over apparently.

    • @yig_501
      @yig_501 4 роки тому

      Didnt know they are seen in scottsdale im in prewcott ive seen em in woods on roads and even downtown never in phx let alone in scotsdale

  • @naywahn
    @naywahn 2 роки тому +1

    This is so cool cuz I looked up the video and watched it after he said the title, and it just so happened to have synced up with what they were describing... 😎

  • @Iheartdgd
    @Iheartdgd 4 роки тому +1

    Lol the squirrels are so sweet in Yosemite too, they will come up you in groups and let you pet them and even climb on you.

    • @MrJimheeren
      @MrJimheeren 3 роки тому

      Watch out dude those little animals can carry all kind of diseases

  • @exmo7
    @exmo7 5 років тому +4

    I'm here for any potential Joe Rogan/animal memes

    • @exmo7
      @exmo7 5 років тому

      @121bham Oh yes thanks for the stamps, prime material here

  • @jamespboykin
    @jamespboykin 5 років тому +3

    They run in because the sound of the wounded animal mimics the sound of a wounded Javalina ... they are very protective

  • @taylorlewis4977
    @taylorlewis4977 5 років тому

    That was one of the best starts to any video.

  • @childelee2569
    @childelee2569 2 роки тому

    “What’s a pig?”
    You know that caught Joe off guard.

  • @ramonbenitez306
    @ramonbenitez306 4 роки тому +5

    2:33 had me dying lmfao me when I hear food

    • @rafaelreyes9
      @rafaelreyes9 4 роки тому

      ¡Fook fooood! 😂😂🤣😭

  • @amanrob
    @amanrob 5 років тому +8

    There’s a lot of javelinas to hunt in south Texas. Outside of Corpus Christi and Kingsville especially.

    • @freethinker9153
      @freethinker9153 5 років тому +1

      Definitely, alot of boar too, alot of people get them confused with boar which gives them the reputation of boar which isnt accurate, even the picture of the kingsville mascot looks more like a boar

    • @freethinker9153
      @freethinker9153 5 років тому

      Alot of coyote packs too, but these are smart and do their best to avoid humans but when you live outside the city you hear them late at night all around, near water sources and far out in the brush you find small mountain lions, me and my girl saw 2 near corpus christi lake a year ago, they are extremely rare, but deer and packs of boar are in abundance

    • @KSmithwick1989
      @KSmithwick1989 5 років тому

      There is mountain lion around Choke Canyon, I seen one on foot. While it was stalking a group of deer. I've also seen 2 more in Jim Wells and Duval county.
      There was a pack of 13 javelins at a oil facility worked in Jim Wells. They would crawl under the fence every few nights. They're really not that bad if you leave them alone.

  • @tresben6758
    @tresben6758 Рік тому +2

    Can anyone else remember the rat monsters from 'The Princess Bride' they were called the Rodents of Unusual Size or something. These things literally look like a real life version of those... Inconceivable!

  • @carycase5563
    @carycase5563 Рік тому +1

    I have them in my yard right now in Prescott, they were fighting outside my bedroom window, they were huge. My dad lived in New River AZ, they tore both my dads dogs up, but they both lived after lots of stitches.

  • @clintbandura9018
    @clintbandura9018 5 років тому +24

    Dude, stop saying eeewwwwww

  • @X64813
    @X64813 5 років тому +9

    This clip reminds me of the bear video they reacted to a while back

  • @Emulous79
    @Emulous79 3 роки тому +1

    Tom's reactions are hilarious.

  • @bige7186
    @bige7186 5 років тому

    “Those fucken things are everywhere”😂😂😂💀

  • @joeschianodicola1810
    @joeschianodicola1810 4 роки тому +10

    7:00 "We should just say inside..."
    Be careful of what you wish for, buddy.

  • @I-eat-ass-for-dinner
    @I-eat-ass-for-dinner 4 роки тому +3

    When Joe Rogans podcast turns into ASMR (wounded animal sounds)

  • @Danielbowers3
    @Danielbowers3 4 роки тому +2

    “Rodents Of Unusual Size.”
    “Thank you, Wesley.”
    “As you wish.”

  • @gavinturner1102
    @gavinturner1102 3 роки тому

    That werewolf impersonation lmao chills

  • @tucsonbandit
    @tucsonbandit 5 років тому +61

    they are not that aggressive unless you surprise or corner them...they can't see very well. The little ones are pretty cute actually. They are almost always in packs. They don't seem that afraid of humans, they would walk right by our low outer wall for our yard while we were sitting in chairs like 10 feet away and seemingly did not care we were there. I used to see them all the time when I lived in Tucson and Scottsdale, they are extremely common. There is a hunting seasons for them, and people hunt them and they supposedly taste good, like pork.
    They can fuck you up though. Sometimes joggers trip over them jogging at twilight or dark because the joggers don't see them in the low light and the Javilina have poor vision. In that case they may attack thinking you attacked them first, and they could possibly hurt you. They eat cactus, so obviously their mouths are tough.
    I suppose they might attack a dog, but unless cornered most dogs could get away. In arizona dogs are in much more danger from Owls and Eagles and Coyotes and Bobcats and mountain lions than Javelina.

    • @BioHazGuy
      @BioHazGuy 5 років тому +7

      Bro where tf did you live in scottsdale and tuscon??? Those are fucking legit cities, not open areas like forests??

    • @astarvingafrican3629
      @astarvingafrican3629 5 років тому +2

      Man I hate Arizona

    • @Some.Donkus.
      @Some.Donkus. 5 років тому +1

      @@BioHazGuy Tucson is a really weird city. It's basically a sprawling expanse of tan 1-story buildings with large chunks of raw desert all around and within. You get wildlife all over. Hell, my sister lives in Tempe and gets coyotes around her house all the time

    • @yig_501
      @yig_501 4 роки тому +3

      Saw a mom and dad javelina with a baby one so adorable but it was downtown and this guy started messing with thrm trying to get their attention i was like you shouldnt do that lol

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 3 роки тому

      @@Some.Donkus.
      I live on an *island* on the east coast, and I've seen coyotes in my yard more than once, a few yards away

  • @leonotthelion
    @leonotthelion 4 роки тому +8

    "Someone's eating a baby right now "

  • @HipsterBot2000
    @HipsterBot2000 5 років тому +1

    That intro tho
    *Cries*

  • @zachhuffman9349
    @zachhuffman9349 2 роки тому +2

    Javelinas are Herbivorous and respond to that sound because they think one of their clan is under attack. They are very defensive and territorial and that's the drive behind their aggressiveness. Fun and challenging bow hunt!!

  • @smac919
    @smac919 5 років тому +29

    8:22 hahah Tom definitely leaves food out for coyotes.

  • @corpusgti
    @corpusgti 5 років тому +9

    "That's crazy but have you ever fought a javelina in boxers and a Bowie knife"

  • @Saku19
    @Saku19 5 років тому +2

    "What's a pig?"....Lmao.

  • @matt.hartwig
    @matt.hartwig 3 роки тому +1

    I was chased by a javelina in Arizona tonight and looked this up

  • @markryan9894
    @markryan9894 5 років тому +5

    "Yeah human baby"

  • @Mimi-cq4bg
    @Mimi-cq4bg 5 років тому +10

    Lmao. As a Canadian may I clarify. If you hit a deer, a white tail, a buck, youd better be in an SUV. And you'd better hit it hard.
    They will destroy your car and run away like it was nothing.

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 5 років тому +5

      God help you if you hit a moose.

    • @ballsysacken9456
      @ballsysacken9456 5 років тому

      Right? People don't usually know that.

    • @VincentGonzalezVeg
      @VincentGonzalezVeg 5 років тому

      so at one point youd want to speed up so it was an instant kill

    • @ballsysacken9456
      @ballsysacken9456 5 років тому +2

      @@VincentGonzalezVeg if you're driving at a good speed, say 50+, and a deer jumps I'm front of you, really the safest thing to do (as if you have time to do much) is just clench your jaw, close your eyes, and turn your head and wait til it's over, either you'll be there when it's done or u won't lol.

  • @traianima
    @traianima 4 роки тому

    Well a learned something new today.
    Thank you uncle Joe

  • @melazmusic
    @melazmusic 3 роки тому

    "Coyotes gang up"
    No one:
    Me: Starts break dancing

  • @dirkplankchest1796
    @dirkplankchest1796 5 років тому +7

    They're only aggressive in certain situations. They're by and large timid and wonder around under mesquite trees eating the misquite beanpods that litter the ground underneath. There are hundreds of them out at night in black canyon Arizona and I've never had a problem with them, just be loud and let them know you're coming before you're close, when they get surprised, or cornered they become unpredictable.

    • @youtubebitchcenter1463
      @youtubebitchcenter1463 5 років тому

      Dirk Plankchest So when I hear them in the pitch black darkness I should just be loud and show them I mean business, I’m the alpha male, I’m on top? Got it! Okay guys wish me luck this weekend when I go camping with my Pomeranian 👍🐩🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

  • @tybogit
    @tybogit 3 роки тому +11

    Can we all have a moment of silence for the fact that Joe has never taken his family camping...😔
    Poor kids...

  • @andrewsalerno9505
    @andrewsalerno9505 5 років тому

    Was completely prepared for a conversation on javelins

  • @antwanjohnson5203
    @antwanjohnson5203 Рік тому

    Yo Joe it's me Antoine from Cincinnati I really wish I can show these videos I know you can't but I really do wish I can show on keep up the good work huge fan

  • @rg6093
    @rg6093 5 років тому +9

    Pagoda! Where's my Javelina?-Gene Hackman

    • @tibora13
      @tibora13 5 років тому

      Lol I remembered that

    • @zmanafacation
      @zmanafacation 5 років тому +1

      best movie ever

    • @tibora13
      @tibora13 5 років тому

      They need to make a second movie, I call it "Life is a Highway"

  • @wanyama737
    @wanyama737 5 років тому +4

    Javelinas...that name sounds funny😂😂

  • @pslives4185
    @pslives4185 4 роки тому +1

    “Why are they so mean?” 😂

  • @Dhatshim
    @Dhatshim 11 місяців тому

    Joes explaining of facts and stories is so next level😂

  • @michaelmayne6097
    @michaelmayne6097 3 роки тому +4

    First time I’ve ever heard a person outside of Arizona talk about javelinas. I lived in Tucson and moved to Kansas and they think they are chupacabras

  • @longdirtytoenails1076
    @longdirtytoenails1076 5 років тому +3

    Javelinas ain't having it.

  • @dudepool7530
    @dudepool7530 3 роки тому +1

    10:48 MAKE THAT MOVIE NOW! I need to see Joe in a werewolf comedy... ASAP!

  • @Eternalgunner
    @Eternalgunner 2 роки тому

    The beginning is gold😂 what’s a pig..

  • @JohnDeslatte
    @JohnDeslatte 4 роки тому +6

    They taste good. We hunted em when I lived outside of San Antonio

  • @mikemiller1646
    @mikemiller1646 5 років тому +3

    Clearly these guys have forgotten Old Yeller

  • @profleapstrum506
    @profleapstrum506 3 роки тому

    I clicked on the video to learn about saber toothed pigs but was met with comedy gold with in the first 15 seconds.

  • @game-enjoyer13
    @game-enjoyer13 4 роки тому +1

    I’m more fascinated by the magically appearing flies that swarm shit even though no visible flies were nearby

  • @CaptainLog
    @CaptainLog 5 років тому +36

    Animals like that are why Jesus made the AR rifle platform.

    • @jumpingeezus5080
      @jumpingeezus5080 5 років тому +1

      Did jesus do that? Weird. Cuz he's been dead for a long time.

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 5 років тому

      ua-cam.com/video/mZaCiP2_2RM/v-deo.html

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 5 років тому +3

      Couldn't have been Jesus - he was a hippy not a Stoner.

    • @jumpingeezus5080
      @jumpingeezus5080 5 років тому

      Question Question
      I have read the bible.

    • @CaptainLog
      @CaptainLog 5 років тому +1

      @@DennisMoore664 ahahahahahahahaha!

  • @ffxiisucks
    @ffxiisucks 5 років тому +3

    When you're so early, none of the comments have likes.

  • @samvojtech1153
    @samvojtech1153 2 роки тому +2

    I found a javelina skull in AZ in 2019. I had no clue what kind of monster animal it was!!! I took a pic & showed a dude at work who told me what it was.

  • @sunnyy1322
    @sunnyy1322 5 років тому

    "Ewwww" 😂😂😂 I cant!!

  • @raghavbs6904
    @raghavbs6904 5 років тому +12

    "Nobody likes you"
    So true😭😭😭

  • @austinholm-mcrae2777
    @austinholm-mcrae2777 3 роки тому +4

    They come in so juiced up, they can gore the hell out of you. They won't necessarily turn the other way if they see you. If they think your call sounds like a baby javelins call, their instinct may tell them to come to defend, and if you aren't up on a rock to prevent the javelins from just brushing past and slicing you up; it can mortally wound a man in seconds

  • @kilppa
    @kilppa 4 роки тому +1

    2:16 That seems like a very natural motion to Joe.

  • @joed6159
    @joed6159 4 роки тому +1

    First minute is hilarious