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  • @Jointroller89
    @Jointroller89 3 роки тому +49

    At the brea gig mark asked a woman in the crowd if she was married and she said she was a widow. Marks face was priceless. So awkward hahaha

  • @adamlawson5021
    @adamlawson5021 3 роки тому +24

    Not even five minutes in and Mark already says midget. 😂

  • @BrickTop06
    @BrickTop06 3 роки тому +44

    This energy is vintage TWS. Gotta think its Chuck. Joe really does well with a crowd.

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 3 роки тому

      There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.

    • @NickKautz
      @NickKautz 2 роки тому

      I don't know what Mark was describing , but it wasn't acid. Joe had it right.

  • @visgraatje859
    @visgraatje859 3 роки тому +32

    Been following Mark for a few years, kinda on the fence about the pod until lately. You could say I was Tuescurious, but I'm a fullblown Tuesgay now. Love the podddd

    • @vstvk
      @vstvk 2 роки тому

      Same

    • @bradhouston4734
      @bradhouston4734 Рік тому

      Aussie Tuesgay here!
      I love them both.
      It’s so refreshing as someone who grew up in the 80’s and 90’s.
      No PC shizer here

  • @madcat5965
    @madcat5965 3 роки тому +25

    “One guy had a chainsaw and I was like ‘circumcise me!’ Woowoowoo”
    Best I’ve felt in a while. Comedy!

    • @joey_ferrari24
      @joey_ferrari24 3 роки тому

      Hey hey

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 3 роки тому

      There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.

  • @anthonylinscheid9884
    @anthonylinscheid9884 3 роки тому +18

    “We should name a woman or a minority” 😂

  • @OddManGraham
    @OddManGraham 3 роки тому +47

    No one said they don't like the cat. Joe is the one who said he doesn't like the cat and he is using imaginary people to speak for him. I love the cat and I am by no means a cat person. Mostly I love the cat because it drives Joe crazy.

    • @kylevids3951
      @kylevids3951 2 роки тому +1

      Have you ever seen the movie “Wanderlust”? In the movie they find this cabin and theres an old guy that just name drops everyone he knows. Thats Joe.

    • @jonix9012
      @jonix9012 2 роки тому +1

      You are right

  • @whataloadofbollox
    @whataloadofbollox 2 роки тому +4

    12:40 "you killed it fatty" when Mark says that with so much affection it's just the best.

  • @ryanfreeman9078
    @ryanfreeman9078 3 роки тому +12

    Forget those haters, J-List. More cat content imo. Much more cat content. Perhaps an entire episode where Mark just pets the cat, offers it treats, brushes it and praises it.

  • @gestefanobriones8674
    @gestefanobriones8674 3 роки тому +2

    I have a fever and the only subscription I can get is more cat talk

  • @Petergonzalezcomedy
    @Petergonzalezcomedy 3 роки тому +28

    When joe said “you roast people you love so I’m skipping Tony” was the most brutal part of the roast 😂😂

    • @inkonpaperhero
      @inkonpaperhero 2 роки тому +2

      I don't know man Shane's roast was pretty brutal lol. Just straight-up mean.

  • @herpallday1284
    @herpallday1284 3 роки тому +6

    Mark with the clean air max 90’s

    • @morisslg
      @morisslg 3 роки тому +1

      Do you know which cw this is?

    • @herpallday1284
      @herpallday1284 3 роки тому +2

      @@morisslg yea brotha this is the air max 90 USA denim 🤘🏾

    • @morisslg
      @morisslg 3 роки тому +1

      @@herpallday1284 thx buddy ;) ✌️they are fire btw

  • @alanbauer9959
    @alanbauer9959 3 роки тому +23

    I feel like if a cat suddenly appeared this would be an even better episode

  • @marke2959
    @marke2959 3 роки тому +8

    At Skankfest Joe was the funniest comedian at the roast! Way to bring it Joe!

  • @anthonyfragassi1906
    @anthonyfragassi1906 3 роки тому +14

    This is a killer Ep! Thank you both so much for your help in keeping me sane at work!

  • @alanbauer9959
    @alanbauer9959 3 роки тому +12

    This was maybe the best episode yet besides the fact that there was not enough cat

  • @letsssgooo4618
    @letsssgooo4618 2 роки тому +2

    The cat itself is fine. It’s joe’s constant commentary on what the cats doing like it’s something crazy. When it’s just doing cat things. So every show it’s, “omg this cat. He’s doing something crazy”.

  • @some______guy
    @some______guy 3 роки тому +3

    I'm getting back into the pod. Love to see how big it's gotten and it's better than ever.

  • @cwarnkecomedy
    @cwarnkecomedy 3 роки тому +1

    mark doing faces during ads is the only reason why i dont skip ads on this pod

  • @pondertheorb2304
    @pondertheorb2304 3 роки тому +8

    the cat is one of the best things to happen to the show, always doing some wacky shit, It adds the element of surprise. please don't vacuum seal it.

  • @tip4tip852
    @tip4tip852 3 роки тому +6

    Joe absolutely destroyed the roast!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🇦🇺

  • @chancewalker7687
    @chancewalker7687 3 роки тому +1

    I had beer come out of my nose on the "Two terms joke"

  • @Chris-P
    @Chris-P 3 роки тому +17

    Joe is on fire! Lol great ep, fatty's

  • @reneschoolderman7835
    @reneschoolderman7835 3 роки тому +10

    They cut the part joe talks about his favorite baseball player, that he also uses as a password. On spotify you can hear the entire thing, but it's all bleeps and bloops.

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 3 роки тому

      There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.

  • @alanbauer9959
    @alanbauer9959 3 роки тому +8

    If someone read every one of my cat comments please give your cat that you for sure have a hug from me

  • @Red_Twizzler
    @Red_Twizzler 3 роки тому +4

    Wooaaah multi-cam. Movin’ on up!

  • @ProMonke12309
    @ProMonke12309 3 роки тому +1

    Love that part of this podcast with Joe talking shit too the cat 🐈

  • @greenstreet9745
    @greenstreet9745 Рік тому

    this ep is the best ep!

  • @BrickTop06
    @BrickTop06 3 роки тому +3

    Launch the Polaris! The end doesn't scare us!

  • @TaysGamez
    @TaysGamez 3 роки тому +2

    Greg is awesome, just like List's ability to smuggle two pugs fighting over a sausage in the front of his pants.

  • @_nosocial
    @_nosocial 3 роки тому +1

    36:00 min in….
    Joes face…”Oh Fuck” lmao, “He’s arguing back”! Lmao

  • @JonathanHassingerChannel
    @JonathanHassingerChannel Рік тому

    A.C. Slater on a Delta flight😂😂

  • @dubsbridge
    @dubsbridge 3 роки тому +3

    I NEED MORE GREG. MORE GREG IN EVERY EP CMON!!!!!!!!!!! GREG IS LUNCH!

  • @jamesappleton5063
    @jamesappleton5063 3 роки тому +4

    hey guys, doing a great job, love the show, and I love the cat!

  • @fakeyawns
    @fakeyawns 3 роки тому +1

    Joe's Stop Sign joke about Gillis needing to stop drinking was a perfect joke. Hope you wrote that one!

    • @jibba1681
      @jibba1681 3 роки тому

      There’s nothing really Jewish about big jay, besides the fact he chains his wallet to himself

    • @debaser38
      @debaser38 3 роки тому

      @@jibba1681 that was my fave line from the roast.

  • @BrickTop06
    @BrickTop06 3 роки тому +20

    PLEASE SOMEONE GET THIS MESSAGE TO JOE: no one is complaining about the cat. You literally made that up. We complain when he's not there and when you abuse him. Gregory is a national treasure.

    • @sealife12
      @sealife12 3 роки тому +1

      I complain about the comments about the cat, this one really stinks in particular.

    • @BrickTop06
      @BrickTop06 3 роки тому

      @@sealife12 hey it may stink but at least I'm not that thousand post Alan guy in here who needs a full reboot...

    • @sealife12
      @sealife12 3 роки тому

      @@BrickTop06 yeah that shit is played out, would like to see him excommunicated

    • @TheDJOblivion
      @TheDJOblivion 10 місяців тому

      The show just hasn't been the same since jealous Joe banished Gregory.

    • @BrickTop06
      @BrickTop06 10 місяців тому

      @TheDJOblivion agree. I also stand behind my comment even reading it now two years later.

  • @scroopynoopers2892
    @scroopynoopers2892 3 роки тому +1

    Great pod, great energy

  • @rhysjdmusic
    @rhysjdmusic 3 роки тому +6

    30:51 - Polaris is a sick band too! 🤘

  • @keithgreenan3177
    @keithgreenan3177 3 роки тому +4

    This podcast needs more cat and cowbell

  • @PretENDOgolf
    @PretENDOgolf 3 роки тому +3

    Polaris makes snowmobiles and 4 wheelers. Joe crushed at the LJG roast! Louis Gomez has it posted up on his youtube if anyone wants to see it. Gillis was great too

  • @victorschweitzer5436
    @victorschweitzer5436 3 роки тому +1

    HAHA JOE IS ON ONE THIS EP love it ya queefs!

  • @babalootukeke
    @babalootukeke 3 роки тому +14

    Episode is good. Joe's good mood is good. Cat is good. Bring back cat.

  • @rawpower12xu
    @rawpower12xu 3 роки тому +13

    I'm intrigued by the beeping, and the TV show pilot ...

    • @reneschoolderman7835
      @reneschoolderman7835 3 роки тому +7

      Om spotify is a longer version, joe talks about his favorite baseball player. But it's also his password so they beeped the entire chunk.

    • @rawpower12xu
      @rawpower12xu 3 роки тому

      @@reneschoolderman7835 Thanks René
      Makes much more sense

  • @herpallday1284
    @herpallday1284 3 роки тому +9

    Wow dope to hear Joe knows the roach king Josh Potter

  • @robbycross3265
    @robbycross3265 2 роки тому

    Im here for the Cat, only watching pods from Marks apt so i can see the dragon.

  • @BRAWLEO785
    @BRAWLEO785 3 роки тому

    We had an n do two terms! Hahahah That was effing halerious. Mark is the man.

  • @lostsoul2184
    @lostsoul2184 3 роки тому

    that pool slave owner joke kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllled me :))))))))))))))))

  • @mikehunn3871
    @mikehunn3871 3 роки тому +8

    Yea acid is nothing like they portray in the movies.
    Its more just like euphoria and energy and everything is just really really fun. Its a great drug!

    • @xmathmanx
      @xmathmanx 3 роки тому +1

      Who gets their information about anything from the movies?

    • @kingbenjamin92
      @kingbenjamin92 3 роки тому +2

      I've yet to take a drug and it effect me like movies portray.

    • @frarfarf
      @frarfarf 2 роки тому

      But Mark saying it is like being drunk is bullshit! He's never had a hard dose. It's like you feel like you're insane cos your mind is operating completely different to normal and you are experiencing shit like 10 seconds at a time and kinda freaking out cos its so unusual... that'd why ppl have bad trips cos its just too overwhelming...

  • @alanbauer9959
    @alanbauer9959 3 роки тому +1

    If a cat went to Willy Wonkas Wonderland would he even like it?

  • @mrmileskp
    @mrmileskp 3 роки тому +4

    Imagine if Mark would've gone to the roast festival & hung around, we'd of got one hell of a story 😟😟

  • @Tanaka1943
    @Tanaka1943 3 роки тому

    I loved how Joe didnt Say luis "J" Gomez at the end of his roast and you can see Luis literally angry with agony in the back, hilarious

  • @misc0777
    @misc0777 3 роки тому +1

    Don't forget the Lyndon Johnson tapes in the 1960s.

  • @josegarcia-is6wu
    @josegarcia-is6wu 3 роки тому +8

    What's with all the bleeping??

    • @Divemaster_Dan
      @Divemaster_Dan 3 роки тому +1

      Joe is so afraid of getting cancelled and his film getting shelved. He looks so nervous everytime mark starts going.

  • @Lepocoloco
    @Lepocoloco 2 роки тому

    Bob Saget and Gilbert was there. I love old episodes.

  • @likwidmagik
    @likwidmagik 3 роки тому +5

    Episodes without TuesGreg just aren't the same.... :( Loved it nonetheless.

  • @matthewlundquist2152
    @matthewlundquist2152 3 роки тому +1

    List had a great roast

  • @OK-ok3nz
    @OK-ok3nz 3 роки тому

    Write and produce an animated series with all these stories. FX will buy it.

  • @keithgreenan3177
    @keithgreenan3177 3 роки тому +2

    I think the cat was put in a room and the door closed.

  • @alanbauer9959
    @alanbauer9959 3 роки тому +3

    Top five favorite cats!
    1. Orange
    2. Marks cat
    3. Cat that looked like my grandma's
    4. Black cat
    5. Sphynx

  • @greatscott175
    @greatscott175 3 роки тому +3

    GREG IS CARRYING THE SHOW
    DON'T YOU DARE REMOVE HIM

  • @Xweapon9099
    @Xweapon9099 3 роки тому +1

    Fomosexual 👌 Never had my sexuality described so perfectly.

  • @robertgowdey
    @robertgowdey 3 роки тому

    Great episode Jerry!

  • @michaelmcvey679
    @michaelmcvey679 3 роки тому +2

    You gotta try the soup, Jerry....it's the best! #Mendy's

  • @alanbauer9959
    @alanbauer9959 3 роки тому +4

    Hey Joe, go unlock the cat!

  • @HaibertBuilds
    @HaibertBuilds 2 роки тому

    We love the cat

  • @mantistoboggan6982
    @mantistoboggan6982 3 роки тому +1

    WHAT!!! MORE CAT PLEASE

  • @pareja90210
    @pareja90210 3 роки тому +1

    Shane yelling "Let's Go Brandon". Edgy.

    • @sebm3029
      @sebm3029 3 роки тому

      its pretty funny, only because its shane

  • @TalkingThrones
    @TalkingThrones 3 роки тому +1

    Love the pod, fellas.

  • @alanbauer9959
    @alanbauer9959 3 роки тому +4

    If your cat could talk would he tell Joe to man up and pet me?

  • @alanbauer9959
    @alanbauer9959 3 роки тому +3

    Someone told me like nine years ago that there are well over 200 too many mice in the world

  • @day245
    @day245 Рік тому

    Easily their best episode. Writing this 06/23

  • @chadfunkhouser8899
    @chadfunkhouser8899 3 роки тому

    Boy off the coast but west Seattle Boy I love it. It's my pleasure.

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 3 роки тому +2

    The single shot was perfect Chucky. We dont need the switch

  • @MelissaAnn420
    @MelissaAnn420 3 роки тому +3

    Bring back the cat.

  • @nilfux
    @nilfux 3 роки тому +2

    Winter sucks, no glorious mooseknuckles. Booooo.

  • @efreinshtick
    @efreinshtick 3 роки тому

    I can't wait fir the Berlin show

  • @garydaly
    @garydaly 3 роки тому

    Great episode

  • @MrEggula
    @MrEggula Рік тому

    Beacuse, it could be an add additional to Just support .He was allowed really to become real (storely) lively hearing and their Because (because)

  • @alanbauer9959
    @alanbauer9959 3 роки тому +3

    Anyone ever think to themselves, I wonder how that cat from Godfather is doing?

  • @alanbauer9959
    @alanbauer9959 2 роки тому

    Don't tell mom the babysitter is dead great movie

  • @alanbauer9959
    @alanbauer9959 3 роки тому +4

    Hey Mark, did you tell that Cleveland morning talk show lady about your awesome cat?

  • @Kozhn
    @Kozhn 3 роки тому

    I'm getting SHOOOOOOEEEEEES!

  • @peglegsteve23
    @peglegsteve23 3 роки тому

    Excellent!

  • @rhettlink9805
    @rhettlink9805 3 роки тому

    youve got ABS
    ✊🏿👁️🍻

  • @scholltrain1
    @scholltrain1 3 роки тому

    Only clicked for Joe's cake in the thumbnail

  • @darrellweible3993
    @darrellweible3993 3 роки тому

    Best ep

  • @joebaker374
    @joebaker374 2 роки тому

    Hey, Biscoff is a good cookie...

  • @alanbauer9959
    @alanbauer9959 3 роки тому +1

    I see comments talking about aids and drugs but not enough talking about cats in my opinion

  • @runepk4life500
    @runepk4life500 7 місяців тому

    watching this in the future and the godfried mention made me sad :(

  • @SkaegSkater
    @SkaegSkater 3 роки тому +1

    I'll join the patreon when I see this studio.

  • @Nerflover10097
    @Nerflover10097 3 роки тому

    Even with the censoring you gave so many hints with a little research you can figure it out easy.

  • @evil6564
    @evil6564 3 роки тому

    A bunch of comedians going to a steel panther show and not getting the joke. Now that's comedy.

  • @evanward4303
    @evanward4303 3 роки тому +2

    Joe's set at the LJG roast is still up on the full length version. FF to 22 minutes in.

  • @joelm6631
    @joelm6631 3 роки тому

    Joe, pass out the CBD next time your in Portland....Tifa is always so tense....

  • @alanbauer9959
    @alanbauer9959 3 роки тому +4

    How many cats does it take to put in a light bulb? None they get their purrrrson to do it...

  • @JakeMelvin
    @JakeMelvin 3 роки тому

    35:45 made me laugh so hard

  • @blembezzle5073
    @blembezzle5073 3 роки тому

    Eric Clapton got both vaccine shots. All he did was tell about his adverse reaction to the first shot and an even more adverse reaction to the second. That's it

  • @alanbauer9959
    @alanbauer9959 3 роки тому +1

    If you give your cat dry food are you any better than the Nazis

  • @alanbauer9959
    @alanbauer9959 3 роки тому +2

    Top five favorite dogs!
    1. Who cares where is the cat
    2. Pug
    3. Where the hell is the cat
    4. Shiba Inu
    5. Bring back the cat!!!!

  • @letsssgooo4618
    @letsssgooo4618 2 роки тому

    Surprise Joe doesn’t freak out sitting on the front. If the plan goes down it’s wayyyyyy safer to be in the back. Wish someone would let him know this.