THE KILLING TREE - The Dumbest Christmas Horror Movie in Existence

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  • @raine6813
    @raine6813 2 роки тому +546

    during the "forest scene" the filmmakers had the opportunity to make a genuinely good scene where the tree took off his lights, and we later saw the girl walking through the forest, and right when she thought she lost him the tree behind her in the background reached forward and lunged at her. that would have been genuinely scary and well put together scene

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer Рік тому +27

      Nothing about this movie is well put together

  • @beforesomeduring7330
    @beforesomeduring7330 2 роки тому +392

    I like how when you brought up the serial killers' names as The Christmas Slayers, you went for it being similar to their last name, Slater, while I went for a Christmas reference, Sleigher.
    We will never know which of us was right now.

    • @fleabaggins
      @fleabaggins 2 роки тому +12

      oh i was just thinking sleigh-ter

    • @Perroden
      @Perroden 2 роки тому +11

      Prolly both

  • @alycefrench5753
    @alycefrench5753 2 роки тому +3232

    I watched this movie when I was high asf and it was so hilarious watching the dude in the tree suit walk around

    • @jayday825
      @jayday825 2 роки тому +85

      LMAO i watched this review high AF. Now i need to see the movie!

    • @alycefrench5753
      @alycefrench5753 2 роки тому +36

      @@jayday825 Smoke some kush and enjoy and enjoy the what the fuckery of this movie

    • @laralawa5038
      @laralawa5038 2 роки тому +45

      @@alycefrench5753 sounds like you were high when you were writing that comment as well💀

    • @alycefrench5753
      @alycefrench5753 2 роки тому +10

      Maybe I was nerd 🤔, j/k Merry Christmas to you and your family 😊

    • @madmonty4761
      @madmonty4761 2 роки тому +3

      @@laralawa5038 why high

  • @OriginalSystem37
    @OriginalSystem37 2 роки тому +1035

    The tree sounds like William Afton if he got stuck in a Tree instead of a springlock suit

  • @JimmyJimstar
    @JimmyJimstar 2 роки тому +2786

    This entire movie is literally an episode of Doctor Who

    • @_questionable_
      @_questionable_ 2 роки тому +52

      agreed

    • @friendlyotaku9525
      @friendlyotaku9525 2 роки тому +176

      "I'm going to get killed by a Christmas tree!"

    • @Strandster
      @Strandster 2 роки тому +109

      I’ve never watched doctor who so i just gotta believe an episode of Doctor Who is just like a movie about a killer Christmas tree

    • @FarikoWishless
      @FarikoWishless 2 роки тому +138

      @@StrandsterDoctor Who is the definition of if you think about it for five seconds we will create it lol

    • @tylerbailey9329
      @tylerbailey9329 2 роки тому +20

      Actually no. It's just one gag made into a movie. 😆

  • @Swagguu
    @Swagguu 2 роки тому +109

    I can’t believe they didn’t have the woods chase scene lead to her stumbling upon a CHRISTMAS TREE FARM where the killer is hiding! Like COME ON!

  • @kallyb1998
    @kallyb1998 2 роки тому +963

    Elvis's wife looked like she was absolutely suffering watching the movie. I'd need more than a few bowls to watch and review it

    • @matthewmccoy7437
      @matthewmccoy7437 2 роки тому +72

      lmao agreed. some movies are “so bad they’re good” and this one just looks “so bad if you watch it sober it’ll ruin your evening”

    • @adamstrachn
      @adamstrachn 2 роки тому +28

      My former roommate & I would watch a couple horrid B movies about once a month. They are hilariously bad, but quite insufferable if not lifted to the max.

    • @SolarisKane
      @SolarisKane Рік тому +14

      Yea I noticed that too. Elvis was having a great time and she looked like she wished she were anywhere else.

    • @niemanickurwa
      @niemanickurwa Рік тому +9

      She looked high af

  • @lmaojustchangedmyname4565
    @lmaojustchangedmyname4565 2 роки тому +495

    3:03 this is the most realistic and hilarious scene in the whole movie I was laughing for 8 minutes
    Final edit: this is the most hilarious movie I’ve ever seen

  • @ametuergamer1524
    @ametuergamer1524 2 роки тому +2294

    Can't wait for this to get taken down too

  • @finn_wiegmann
    @finn_wiegmann 2 роки тому +591

    Dude. The Voice of the tree Is awesome 😂

    • @Monochrome2004
      @Monochrome2004 2 роки тому +46

      i saw this comment before watching the video and i dont know what i was expecting but that guttural "WHAT THE FUCCCKK" was more than enough and i do agree that the voice of the tree is awesome

    • @triciagenett3334
      @triciagenett3334 2 роки тому +8

      I could honestly take this idea and make it a way better movie with the right people.

    • @glock-kay
      @glock-kay Рік тому +4

      IKR lmao, sounds like a regular British guy😂😂

  • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
    @D44RK_Iced_Yogs 2 роки тому +747

    Gotta love bad Christmas movies. I love how your wife is in the videos now btw! Its so fun to have another reaction!

    • @mickeymouse7726
      @mickeymouse7726 2 роки тому +27

      Same it's fun seeing them together

    • @lola-to9om
      @lola-to9om 2 роки тому

      @@mickeymouse7726 it would be fun if they not 🎄😈

    • @dagg497
      @dagg497 2 роки тому +17

      What reaction, she looks like she doesn't wanna be there the entire time 🤣🤣

    • @omegashinra7672
      @omegashinra7672 2 роки тому +35

      @@dagg497 You expect her to be doing backflips or some shit? They're watching a movie...

    • @GleppaPigg
      @GleppaPigg 2 роки тому +4

      ​@@omegashinra7672 Touch grass slugger

  • @meen0ru
    @meen0ru 2 роки тому +826

    One of my favorite things in your videos are your wife’s puzzled expressions when you’re watching whatever movie it is. 🤣🤣
    Merry Christmas!! 🎄

    • @RavenousMaw
      @RavenousMaw Рік тому +6

      her face the entire movie, probably: ಠ_ಠ

  • @r9hu91h9r1
    @r9hu91h9r1 2 роки тому +1047

    This movie was so epic. When the tree said "It's treein' time" I was amazed

    • @McBernes
      @McBernes 2 роки тому +55

      Out of all the movies about killer christmas trees this surely one of them.

    • @lola-to9om
      @lola-to9om 2 роки тому +12

      branching time would be funnier but you do you 😒🤣

    • @s0brandn
      @s0brandn 2 роки тому +23

      @@lola-to9om not funny

    • @Somerandomguy2763
      @Somerandomguy2763 2 роки тому

      this tree is *fucked up* bruh

    • @idontreallyknow3829
      @idontreallyknow3829 2 роки тому +5

      I loved it when the tree started treein' all over his victims

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan 2 роки тому +37

    This is like someone who's never actually seen a Christmas tree, being told to write a movie about a killer Christmas tree. At least when M. Night Shyamalan makes a movie about killer plants, I trust that he understands, like, the physical properties of plants.

  • @cendiacocri
    @cendiacocri 2 роки тому +173

    I have a fake Christmas tree that is a torture device. Bought it from a random site this year. When I opened it I managed to cut both my hands( deep cuts). The wires of the tree are 0,5 cm thick, they aren't covered in any protection. Worst of all their edges are sharp as knives. If a poor animal was to fall into this tree of mine it would end up impaled. So....there you have it. Tortures Christmas trees are real🤷🏻‍♀️
    Happy Holidays Elvis ! And Happy Holidays to all of you !🎄🎄🎄

    • @Hakeaa
      @Hakeaa 2 роки тому +33

      WHY DID YOU BUY IT

    • @prettyxbonez96
      @prettyxbonez96 2 роки тому +17

      @@Hakeaa Seriously we need more details!

    • @greasyboi3154
      @greasyboi3154 2 роки тому +34

      @@Hakeaa to torture the children in their basement ofc

    • @FlaccidPancake
      @FlaccidPancake 2 роки тому +6

      I need a christmas tree like this in my life

    • @astrograph7875
      @astrograph7875 2 роки тому +19

      why is this a thing...... just why....

  • @StragProductions
    @StragProductions 2 роки тому +208

    The friend's costume is actually a Christmas cracker, they're a festive tradition here in the UK. They're basically little paper tubes that you pull with the person sat next to you during Christmas dinner until it splits apart. They go off with a bang and then you get a prize inside, usually a dumb small toy, a bad joke to read out, and a paper crown to wear. That's why the tree pulls her in half - it's just a stupid visual gag.

    • @fleabaggins
      @fleabaggins 2 роки тому +35

      Oh my god I didn’t know that crackers were just a UK thing, I genuinely thought that they had them in the US too…i’ve been living a cracker-y lie.

    • @bigrick3267
      @bigrick3267 2 роки тому +1

      @@fleabaggins We've got them in Canada too but we hide them from Americans because they'd probably try to kill things with them

    • @goosegas2087
      @goosegas2087 2 роки тому +5

      @@fleabaggins I don't use them, but even I knew they existed.

    • @martinaasandersen3775
      @martinaasandersen3775 2 роки тому +20

      @@fleabaggins It's a EU thing, not UK exclusive. We usually put them on the Christmas tree and kids pick them from there.

    • @AllMusicalThings
      @AllMusicalThings 2 роки тому +8

      Got them down here in AUS 🇦🇺
      too 🥳🎉😊

  • @TheRabbitInTheTwoTonneHat
    @TheRabbitInTheTwoTonneHat 2 роки тому +15

    "I'm gonna get killed by a Christmas tree"
    -Jackie Tyler 2005

  • @bbureau12
    @bbureau12 2 роки тому +92

    I found the one plot hole in this film: when the old lady created the killer tree, she just took him out of the box. She didn't decorate him. Where did he get the lights and the tinsel? Did he break into a Walmart and decorate himself? Yeah, I definitely think this may not have been real.

    • @orrorsaness5942
      @orrorsaness5942 2 роки тому +1

      Amazon. It was Amazon as he guilt tripped the Amazon workers talking bout racism and then killing the amazing worker.

    • @orrorsaness5942
      @orrorsaness5942 2 роки тому +20

      The Christmas tree: Why you question me? Is it because I’m green?

    • @kayla9874
      @kayla9874 Рік тому +10

      The "think this may not have been real" is killing me

    • @THEDIVINEMISCARRIAGE
      @THEDIVINEMISCARRIAGE Рік тому +1

      must of been the magic of christmas.

    • @virgiljericho664
      @virgiljericho664 Рік тому

      There are fake trees like this that come with lights

  • @oneclout6643
    @oneclout6643 Рік тому +17

    I can't get over the scene of the tree jumping off the castle roof. I don't expect much from a movie called The Killing Tree, but the way it's animated looks like someone just click and dragged it, but were ordered to keep it on screen. It's hilarious.

  • @lenabeans
    @lenabeans 2 роки тому +457

    As a Jew, the use of the star of David in the back-from-the-dead ritual is absolutely hilarious to me 🤣

    • @SombreroPharoah
      @SombreroPharoah 2 роки тому +43

      Hexagram and Septagram pop up alot in Old medieval Grimoires influenced heavily by judaistic mysticism, Qabbalah and a good dash of dark age imagination. I think they were aiming for a Seal of Solomon, albeit done so far off lol

    • @shmillbe3390
      @shmillbe3390 Рік тому +1

      @@SombreroPharoah god I love the connections

    • @Alexanderhatesu
      @Alexanderhatesu Рік тому

      I almost shit my pants laughing at it

    • @santosdr2
      @santosdr2 Рік тому

      As a David. I approve.

    • @f5tornado831
      @f5tornado831 Рік тому +12

      I'm not Jewish, but it was also hilarious to me that this movie just unintentionally implied that the Jewish summon demons.

  • @appeardead
    @appeardead 2 роки тому +104

    Blood and Honey is getting theatrically released too, all the theaters around my house are gonna show it

    • @lola-to9om
      @lola-to9om 2 роки тому +1

      that gonna be epic i hope the movie is good

    • @fleabaggins
      @fleabaggins 2 роки тому +1

      oh my god i thought that movie was a joke. it’s actually real?

    • @appeardead
      @appeardead 2 роки тому +2

      @@fleabaggins yea and for some reason, smaller studios have been more willing to release c-tier movies in a decent amount of theaters lately, such as the mean one

    • @dankultimate3929
      @dankultimate3929 2 роки тому +1

      Jesus Christ

  • @gokuxsephiroth4505
    @gokuxsephiroth4505 Місяць тому +2

    The shots of you and your wife (and tiny dog), all curled up on the sofa watching this together are honestly really wholesome and sweet.

  • @ethejumper6568
    @ethejumper6568 2 роки тому +324

    2:41 A Christmas Tree can never be scary

    • @mot5919
      @mot5919 2 роки тому +19

      Until this movie 😱😱

    • @Icouldcarelessabouthandles
      @Icouldcarelessabouthandles 2 роки тому +15

      Nah I used to be terrified of Christmas trees when I was about three 💀

    • @thetoughunicorn1679
      @thetoughunicorn1679 2 роки тому +4

      @@Icouldcarelessabouthandles lmao

    • @goosegas2087
      @goosegas2087 2 роки тому +9

      @@Icouldcarelessabouthandles The three year olds will surely appreciate this movie.

    • @TikkyNoSurname
      @TikkyNoSurname 2 роки тому +2

      Oh, really? Try typing the words "Do you like my decorations" into your YT-search-engine then.

  • @skyshunts
    @skyshunts 2 роки тому +117

    Imagine your crazy wife brings you back from the dead and reincarnations you into a tree. at least with Chucky he looked like a human and had human abilities and not crappy tree limbs lmao

  • @honilock577
    @honilock577 2 роки тому +72

    Elvis here is deepening his marriage beyond many happy couples.
    If Sarah ever feels doubt in her marriage she has to remember what pains she's been through with her husband. A killer Christmas tree movie is a sign of a lasting marriage imo.
    I love you both, guys.

    • @declanp1
      @declanp1 2 роки тому +4

      Why would she feel doubt in her marriage?

    • @criscrosxxx
      @criscrosxxx Рік тому

      @@declanp1 ikr

  • @jacobw618
    @jacobw618 2 роки тому +40

    I was literally just thinking 'there’s got to be a movie about a killer Christmas tree right?' And lo and behold, here it is. It’s a Christmas Miracle

    • @adrianmayas8566
      @adrianmayas8566 Рік тому +1

      Imagine if there a killer dildo.

    • @jacobw618
      @jacobw618 Рік тому

      @@adrianmayas8566 then that’d be a hard way for someone to go

    • @adrianmayas8566
      @adrianmayas8566 Рік тому

      @@jacobw618 Yeah, it would be a HARD way to go.

  • @Toketree
    @Toketree 2 роки тому +44

    “People are being massacred right now by this really weird tree” not a sentence I thought I’d ever hear😂😂😂

    • @procow2274
      @procow2274 Рік тому +2

      Well normal trees just tend to maim people

  • @tay-lore
    @tay-lore Рік тому +12

    Honestly, a serial killer obsessed with "the true meaning of Christmas" is the most believable premise for a horror movie I've ever heard... why did they make him a tree...?

  • @reginleif4794
    @reginleif4794 2 роки тому +22

    the star of David at the start was probably meant to be a seal of Solomon which Solomon was said to use to control demons, djins and spirits.

    • @AH-pw1im
      @AH-pw1im 2 роки тому +3

      I learned something today lol

  • @ryantheironspiderofficial4663
    @ryantheironspiderofficial4663 Рік тому +3

    Can we just appreciate the wholesomeness of Elvis watching a movie with his wife and laughing about churro arms

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher 2 роки тому +57

    "Is it a Christmas or Halloween movie"
    Yes and yesn't

  • @greenkoopa
    @greenkoopa 2 роки тому +49

    My favorite part is when the Tree approached the male victim and said "its Christmas time!" and spread cheer and goodwill

  • @festivebonk4376
    @festivebonk4376 2 роки тому +52

    "hello police, there's a fucking Christmas tree that just killed some people"

    • @SolarisKane
      @SolarisKane Рік тому +2

      That's why if you're ever in an unbelievable situation, you lie and say it's a man, just so you can get some cops to come. Show them the dead bodies then you can tell them the truth. Hopefully they don't assume you're nuts and the killer must be you.

  • @sul141
    @sul141 2 роки тому +17

    I love how Elvis' wife is completely confused and discombobulated the entire movie

  • @itz_yume15
    @itz_yume15 2 роки тому +287

    I ate this movie while watching breakfast

  • @rosykindbunny1313
    @rosykindbunny1313 2 роки тому +28

    No way this wasn't meant as a horror comedy!
    I seriously want to meet the guy who played the tree.

  • @Uhhh_Saint
    @Uhhh_Saint 2 роки тому +33

    An Elvis video made it a whole hour without getting taken down! That has got to be new record or something.

  • @draum8103
    @draum8103 Рік тому +8

    Oh my god, when the Christmas trees leapt like 40 feet into the air and started fighting each other and flying around was SO damn funny.

  • @randomericthings7506
    @randomericthings7506 2 роки тому +59

    Doctor Who already did this… TWICE! (They killed in different ways, and technically the second time it was the ornaments, but still!)

  • @charleslee3676
    @charleslee3676 Рік тому +10

    I was about to watch your new Nick Cage video, but now I find out it was taken down.

  • @SatanicPizza
    @SatanicPizza 2 роки тому +11

    Sounds like a good movie to watch when you want to have a laugh. Also the guy who plays the evil murder tree, he sounds like he's living his best life, good for him. It's so funny

  • @sparklejumpropequeen3
    @sparklejumpropequeen3 2 роки тому +66

    Keep up the amazing content! Love your horror movie reviews ❤

  • @NewVideoseeker
    @NewVideoseeker 2 роки тому +15

    The most preposterous thing for me from all the Insanity this movie has is how it was always with the lights on. Where the hell did it get the electricity for that?

    • @NuclearRaven13
      @NuclearRaven13 2 роки тому +5

      I guess Satan just pays for the electric bill

  • @spectacularslowpoke6018
    @spectacularslowpoke6018 2 роки тому +9

    11:06 I think she’s actually dressed up as a Christmas cracker - from what I understand Americans don’t have them though so I don’t blame you for not knowing, they’re a very common sight at Christmas in the uk, most people get them.

  • @magikaros
    @magikaros 2 роки тому +22

    Movie:is supposed to be scary
    This guy during the whole movie:XD

  • @indiahatfield3239
    @indiahatfield3239 2 роки тому +4

    why is this reminding me a bit of chucky but as a Christmas tree and low budget. 1. serial killer made into something else via voodoo or a ritual, 2. wife who helps him, 2. the serial killer even has similar hair

  • @dr69_420
    @dr69_420 2 роки тому +3

    As a brit can confirm this is in the UK, the christmas tree box has the home base logo. Also were are the chavs in this movie, love to see some representation

  • @Chan-channel
    @Chan-channel 2 роки тому +6

    Would love your thoughts on "Yule Log," a horror movie disguised as a fireplace ambiance vid. It's about a... killer log. HBO Max has it

  • @cupcake_whale
    @cupcake_whale 2 роки тому +9

    Just the fact that Elvis forgot Australia exists and that it would be summer time in December for them is killing me 😭

  • @palp8623
    @palp8623 2 роки тому +29

    First video I've seen of yours. You had me at "branch out".

  • @AJGaeming
    @AJGaeming 2 роки тому +11

    10:58 Careful there, some young and aspiring director watching this is going to take this to their heart and make a real big budget movie for the sole intention to somehow have a scene with a christmas tree driving a car.

  • @nrg6245
    @nrg6245 2 роки тому +6

    Christmas is supposed to be the best time of the year and my favorite but today I’m feeling especially depressed. Thank you for the content always. It really helps me keep going. Merry Christmas and happy holidays to everyone. This life is important

  • @RomanDavidDeSilva
    @RomanDavidDeSilva Рік тому +2

    10:50 "This is the first and last movie I'll ever seen a Christmas tree drive a car."
    Currently searching for a movie where a Christmas tree drives a car. Contingency plan, write a movie where at some point a Christmas Tree drives a car.

  • @GreatWhiteTree
    @GreatWhiteTree 2 роки тому +23

    I do have to say the shots and the overall look of the movie is pretty good. watching the movie without sound is fun and makes the movie better💀

  • @23Tuv
    @23Tuv 2 роки тому +4

    19:12 To be fair, bark scraping back and forth against your skin would probably hurt (Saw through bone? No. Hurt? Yes)
    There is a short film from 2008 called Treevenge that is loads better in terms of quality

  • @FOBStevie21
    @FOBStevie21 2 роки тому +6

    I'm going to write a whole script that is centered around a Christmas tree becoming a professional race car driver and it's gonna be a feel good family movie.

    • @THEDIVINEMISCARRIAGE
      @THEDIVINEMISCARRIAGE Рік тому

      go all out, like silly man, like have a goblin sit in a bar right next to steven hawinking.

  • @rabbadoodles4522
    @rabbadoodles4522 2 роки тому +20

    This movie looks like if a dollar store made an "original movie"

  • @danteshollowedgrounds
    @danteshollowedgrounds 2 роки тому +56

    You know this is funny because it just reminded me of Christmas Massacre a bit.

  • @dincjfs
    @dincjfs 2 роки тому +2

    "I'm going to get killed by a christmas tree!" - Jackie Tyler, 2005.

  • @AlexOvTheAbyss
    @AlexOvTheAbyss 2 роки тому +9

    The amount of times I've seen people think a Star of David is a pentagram is hilarious.

  • @Eyeball44
    @Eyeball44 Рік тому +1

    11:05 she’s actually a Christmas cracker, idk if you have them in America but they’re basically these twists made of pretty paper with a joke/trivia card, a paper hat and a toy/puzzle inside, and you pull them during Christmas dinner

  • @CFSChickenfriedsteak
    @CFSChickenfriedsteak 2 роки тому +61

    Can you pretty please review the m.night shyamalan trilogy? (Unbreakable-Split-Glass)

    • @mickeymouse7726
      @mickeymouse7726 2 роки тому +3

      Yes please

    • @mickeymouse7726
      @mickeymouse7726 2 роки тому +2

      Also review Ang Lee's Hulk

    • @skylarkblue1
      @skylarkblue1 2 роки тому +10

      I hope if he does he talks about how insanely terrible split is for perpetuating really *really* harmful stereotypes

    • @gazem_3211
      @gazem_3211 2 роки тому

      I'm pretty sure he at least watched Unbreakable, but I would honestly love a retrospective on it. One of my fav superhero subversion stories of all time

    • @chocolatefudgebrowni3225
      @chocolatefudgebrowni3225 2 роки тому

      @@skylarkblue1 How so ?

  • @chrisshepard495
    @chrisshepard495 2 роки тому +4

    Another banger. Side note, you and your girl just chillin and sitting on the couch watching crappy movies is adorable.

  • @Harlequeer
    @Harlequeer 2 роки тому +9

    Ah yes my favorite Holiday film; Chucky but with a Christmas tree instead of a doll

  • @lorddrayvon1426
    @lorddrayvon1426 Рік тому +1

    As a resident of the UK, I can confirm that we are constantly attacked by Christmas trees whilst fucking in -2 degree weather next to our Los Angeles pools. Really annoying.

  • @TheRealShorts_Master
    @TheRealShorts_Master 2 роки тому +4

    20:02 oh my gWahD IsS thaEt A ShHinY SoDuWudoO?!?!?!??!?!?

  • @jeebuschristos8423
    @jeebuschristos8423 2 роки тому +4

    There was one of those theme restaurants in Tokyo... demonic manic pixie girl themed, of course... and they ALSO used a Star of David rather than a pentagram for their demonic pizza topping sauce drizzle...

    • @SombreroPharoah
      @SombreroPharoah 2 роки тому +2

      Solomons seal. Medieval Grimoires used the Hexagram alot. They dragged alot from judaistic mysticism. So it's not super far off, but even for the influence (most based on the Key of Solomon I believe)... They even did that injustice

  • @mrnobody8290
    @mrnobody8290 2 роки тому +9

    Man those fake Christmas tree are very sharp my arms were full of scratches when I put it up as a kid

  • @sullyfluff4823
    @sullyfluff4823 2 роки тому +1

    Things that every christmas movie is missing.
    .People skinny dipping in the middle of december
    .A dude being turned into a pine tree
    .A christmas tree driving a car.
    ,Two trees duking it out

  • @tino8015
    @tino8015 2 роки тому +17

    you know it's gonna be a good movie when they can't even choose a name

  • @princier_7215
    @princier_7215 2 роки тому +2

    I love how for the tree instead of a evil,chilling voice it's just a bloke

  • @vespertineblue
    @vespertineblue 2 роки тому +7

    The fact that the strings and boots and stuff are clearly visible at length SEVERAL times and yet not once during the editing process did ANY of the 7 insecure alcoholic hedgehogs who just arrived on planet Earth who wrote this movie notice and fix it?

  • @Gamdever
    @Gamdever 11 місяців тому +1

    These ideas do sound absurd but when turned into an analog horror video it might actually be interesting for example “Winter of 83” is an analog horror that focuses on a snow that can vanish towns. (I might have got that wrong)

  • @matrixbliss1887
    @matrixbliss1887 2 роки тому +7

    Hope you and your wife have a great Christmas holiday Elvis🎄💚

  • @theldraspneumonoultramicro405
    @theldraspneumonoultramicro405 Рік тому +3

    this movie is a perfect example of "just because you can, dont mean you should" and "just because you have an idea, does not mean its a good idea"
    at least there is times where it seems like they know the movie is terrible and just rolls with it.

  • @blc6464
    @blc6464 2 роки тому +14

    I watched this movie alone..I was self medicating at the time..I woke in the morning my Christmas tree and all the gift's were strewn across my yard...Go figure..

  • @robertjames6936
    @robertjames6936 2 роки тому +3

    That's the Seal of Solomon its in a circle and has candles where the dots should be so its not the star of david, its supposed to give you command over supernatural stuff.

  • @smugbowkid9919
    @smugbowkid9919 2 роки тому +10

    I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of Elvis’ personality and editing. I don’t even know why, it just all melds into the perfect channel somehow.

  • @volcanicoperative8228
    @volcanicoperative8228 7 місяців тому +1

    soo okay wait... did the resurrection spell just... work? with no side effects? what im gathering is that tree dude was like this before he died and this universe just has real ass resurrection magic

  • @brandonsalisbury3688
    @brandonsalisbury3688 2 роки тому +15

    I love your reactions to movies that you review! They make my day man! Keep it up with the funny movie content!

  • @shmacklereal
    @shmacklereal 2 роки тому +24

    I remember when you only had 40 subs on the gaming channel, been here for a while can't believe you've grown so much. The old setup in the small room with all the knickknacks on the shelf is nostalgic asf. I remember asking for a collab and you actually responded to me lmao, this was back in 2015 or 16 hard to remember

  • @heckoffmate1392
    @heckoffmate1392 Рік тому +1

    I'm glad the part I replayed was the most replayed because everyone else must have also heard "Her name is Morgan but the subtitles call her Morgan."

  • @cursedrago
    @cursedrago 2 роки тому +12

    4:18 Last Christmas I gave you my heart
    But the very next day you gave it away
    This year, to save me from tears
    I'll give it to someone special
    Last Christmas I gave you my heart
    But the very next day you gave it away
    This year, to save me from tears
    I'll give it to someone special
    Once bitten and twice shy
    I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye
    Tell me baby, do you recognize me?
    Well, it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me
    Happy Christmas, I wrapped it up and sent it
    With a note saying "I love you", I meant it
    Now I know what a fool I've been
    But if you kissed me now, I know you'd fool me again
    Last Christmas I gave you my heart
    But the very next day you gave it away
    This year, to save me from tears
    I'll give it to someone special
    Last Christmas I gave you my heart
    But the very next day you gave it away
    This year, to save me from tears
    I'll give it to someone special
    Ooh
    Oh, oh, baby
    A crowded room, friends with tired eyes
    I'm hiding from you and your soul of ice
    My God, I thought you were someone to rely on
    Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on
    A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
    A man under cover, but you tore me apart
    Oh, oh now I've found a real love
    You'll never fool me again
    Last Christmas I gave you my heart
    But the very next day you gave it away
    This year, to save me from tears
    I'll give it to someone special, special
    Last Christmas I gave you my heart
    But the very next day you gave it away
    This year, to save me from tears
    I'll give it to someone special
    Special
    A face on a lover with a fire in his heart (I gave you mine)
    A man under cover but you tore him apart
    Maybe next year I'll give it to someone
    I'll give it to someone special
    Special
    So long🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mankey619
    @Mankey619 2 роки тому +1

    Killer Santas,killer snowman and now killer Christmas tree. What more could you want for the holidays. Anyways happy holidays Elvis.

  • @thema1998
    @thema1998 2 роки тому +5

    1) I had never heard of "The Killing Tree" until now. It looked... *interesting* to say the least! 😅
    2) Merry Christmas! 🎄

  • @knightofblackfyre7950
    @knightofblackfyre7950 2 роки тому +2

    The name of the movie immediately reminded me about the robot chicken skit with the great pumpkin from Charlie brown going around killing the other characters.

    • @orrorsaness5942
      @orrorsaness5942 2 роки тому +3

      This story may genuinely seem scary if this was made in either the 1950’s or the 1960’s.

  • @yoda908
    @yoda908 2 роки тому +6

    With the Grinch horror movie coming out; there needs to be a crossover between the Grinch and the demonic Christmas tree. Or at least someone make a Christmas Mortal Kombat knock-off videogame.

  • @withloveariba
    @withloveariba Рік тому +2

    them putting the tree, a symbol of a Christian holiday, into a Star of David, a Jewish thing, is killing me

  • @DWAkhaten
    @DWAkhaten 2 роки тому +15

    19:11 "No you won't be sawing off shit with those branches, because your branches are faker than Kim Kardashian's ass".
    Fucking savage.

  • @lycorisradiata2706
    @lycorisradiata2706 2 роки тому +1

    Your wife is so much a keeper watching this movie with you. She's always puzzled on wtf is happening, i love that, it's so funny. You guys are awesome! Merry Christmas!

  • @jeebuschristos8423
    @jeebuschristos8423 2 роки тому +6

    21:09 Oh great... this movie just gave Marvel the idea to pit Groot against Evil Groot, didn't it...

  • @Fionacle
    @Fionacle 2 роки тому +2

    I love all the memes in this, that paired with your and original reactions with your wife and commentary are all so hilarious, it’s not common that I find a new reaction UA-camr that I wanna watch more of but you’re definitely one!

  • @SpaceRider15
    @SpaceRider15 2 роки тому +4

    3:10 fun fact: Christmas trees aren’t modeled after actual pines

  • @NorbertKasko
    @NorbertKasko 8 місяців тому +1

    1:46 Well, the "Stars of David" is actually originated from Solomonic "magic" it's also called the Star of Remohan. It's an occult symbol (just like the Pentagram) so it's somewhat accurate.

  • @DarkAttackYT
    @DarkAttackYT 2 роки тому +77

    Elvis, you should review a movie called "Death Bed: The Bed that Eats". Yes, that's the name of the movie.

    • @brandonbedard916
      @brandonbedard916 2 роки тому +7

      Lol seen that in a goremag in like 2002 haven't heard of it since I tried watching it its pretty boring much better out there to review

    • @fermentedpenny5264
      @fermentedpenny5264 2 роки тому

      @@brandonbedard916 fanboyflicks covered that already 😂

    • @brandonbedard916
      @brandonbedard916 2 роки тому +1

      @@fermentedpenny5264 I didn't bring it up

    • @masonthecoyote
      @masonthecoyote 2 роки тому +1

      wait until you see killer sofa and the refrigerator

  • @ripley7840
    @ripley7840 2 роки тому +2

    i love how this horror movie is the first video topic after Cosmic Horror

  • @iamnick3328
    @iamnick3328 2 роки тому +9

    I feel like the guy who played the killer tree had the time of his life "playing" that character

  • @angelabryant9766
    @angelabryant9766 Рік тому +1

    While I love serial killers with significant others that genuinely love them, enough to bring them back from the dead, if I wanted that, I could just watch Bride of Chucky, or Frightener's for that matter - okay, that second one involved a ghost, but still.

  • @AzazelAugustus
    @AzazelAugustus Рік тому +10

    The Nic Cage video is gone, sad

    • @JP17500
      @JP17500 7 місяців тому

      Which one?

  • @emilylike-the-soup2502
    @emilylike-the-soup2502 Рік тому +2

    19:40 - there are so many other ways they could have made this genuinely disturbing. What about “I’ll drive candy canes through your eye sockets”? The nose was possibly the least scary body part they could have picked.
    Also, “saw off your limbs LIKE branches” would make more sense than “with my branches.”