Taking Xanax at Grandpa's House

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
  • In todays video, I tell a good story. I hope you enjoy!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 578

  • @jayth3kid641
    @jayth3kid641 4 роки тому +1048

    "Why'd you start taking drugs?"
    "Family game night..."

  • @charlesmarriott451
    @charlesmarriott451 4 роки тому +700

    The long awaited sequel to popping hydros at grandpas

    • @stoneybone
      @stoneybone 4 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣💀

    • @brainattackmaniack
      @brainattackmaniack 3 роки тому +3

      It would just be I felt great and we talked about a lot and I mean a lot!! Different subject every other sentence

    • @henrygrossart52
      @henrygrossart52 Рік тому

      @@brainattackmaniack tweaker with schizo?

  • @dreadp2832
    @dreadp2832 4 роки тому +1831

    You should do a series called "Bartard Bible" 😂

    • @famous_anvs
      @famous_anvs 4 роки тому +53

      Good title, one problem tho. He hates xans now

    • @InuryGTS
      @InuryGTS 4 роки тому +3

      @Seannnyyyd yes please

    • @InuryGTS
      @InuryGTS 4 роки тому +60

      @@famous_anvs he could still talk about his past experience with xans

    • @Bernd.
      @Bernd. 4 роки тому +7

      hoots and hallers incoming

    • @benjamincarver2940
      @benjamincarver2940 4 роки тому +9

      Holy shit that’s perfect

  • @elijahlewison5767
    @elijahlewison5767 4 роки тому +616

    Saw the title and immediately knew it was gonna be a maximum hoot and a holler

    • @fourfingergamer8461
      @fourfingergamer8461 4 роки тому +8

      Bro i thought the same thing bro

    • @hermes3717
      @hermes3717 4 роки тому +3

      Same here bro

    • @ItzR6
      @ItzR6 4 роки тому +1

      No cap

    • @liubron4435
      @liubron4435 4 роки тому +3

      If you hadn’t commented that. I definitely would have.

    • @ProZaya
      @ProZaya 4 роки тому +1

      Fact

  • @briandunn3620
    @briandunn3620 4 роки тому +252

    I honestly wonder how many hoots and hollers he doesnt remember enough to tell

    • @MoonLight-qw8sz
      @MoonLight-qw8sz 4 роки тому +10

      Bro you gotta wonder if these are real story’s. He has a enough “high school stories” for every day of high school

    • @masonmason5989
      @masonmason5989 4 роки тому +49

      @@MoonLight-qw8sz that’s what happens when you do drugs everyday

    • @juliancraft4503
      @juliancraft4503 3 роки тому +7

      @@masonmason5989 Facts I have tons of stories

    • @ryanjung4416
      @ryanjung4416 3 роки тому +1

      @@MoonLight-qw8sz drugs...

    • @bojackson6886
      @bojackson6886 3 роки тому

      Heheehheehehehe

  • @JohnDoe-tj9sv
    @JohnDoe-tj9sv 4 роки тому +281

    help I licked some weird stamps in my dads drawer and now I feel funny

    • @G3tFkd
      @G3tFkd 4 роки тому +38

      wow so funny i laughed wow

    • @michaelsakaluk5840
      @michaelsakaluk5840 4 роки тому +26

      @@G3tFkd shut up u liked ur own comment

    • @JohnDoe-tj9sv
      @JohnDoe-tj9sv 4 роки тому +26

      @Poop Sock with your name I don't think you can judge people for being weird.

    • @FuzionBlazer
      @FuzionBlazer 4 роки тому +5

      @@JohnDoe-tj9sv fair point

    • @yungmelloyellow6189
      @yungmelloyellow6189 4 роки тому +4

      @@JohnDoe-tj9sv POOP 💩 SOCK 🧦

  • @DecsterDM
    @DecsterDM 4 роки тому +102

    Im 6 month sober from xans and opiates tomorrow

    • @cammaz8851
      @cammaz8851 4 роки тому +22

      Well done bro, I’m 4 months clean off the xans & oxy’s
      Stay up homie, proud of you!

    • @dkmathena3029
      @dkmathena3029 3 роки тому +18

      Proud of y’all. I’m a few hours clean from codeine😭

    • @DecsterDM
      @DecsterDM 3 роки тому +13

      @@dkmathena3029 shit bruh just focus on making it a few more

    • @dkmathena3029
      @dkmathena3029 3 роки тому +4

      @@DecsterDM thank you

    • @cammaz8851
      @cammaz8851 3 роки тому +3

      @@dkmathena3029 how you going with it brother? Stay strong and just ride it out
      I know it fucking sucks so hard, but after a little time dude it’s worth it

  • @colin689
    @colin689 4 роки тому +296

    "Gives a sense of calamity"
    Calamity means a disaster that causes great distress.

    • @jordanleo
      @jordanleo 4 роки тому +6

      Lol

    • @leviwebb5810
      @leviwebb5810 4 роки тому +36

      I dont think goblin really cares

    • @emilianoperez7977
      @emilianoperez7977 4 роки тому +30

      I was high as fuck and thought "wait doesn't that mean something else?" Then brushed it off

    • @Rhexius
      @Rhexius 4 роки тому +30

      He prob meant tranquility

    • @FREEZETODEATH
      @FREEZETODEATH 4 роки тому +4

      Seems about right lmfai

  • @xExpertBTD5
    @xExpertBTD5 4 роки тому +101

    “Aye we got a little function” 😂

    • @BMOBMX35
      @BMOBMX35 3 роки тому +1

      😂😭😭😭😭😭

  • @zzixz782
    @zzixz782 4 роки тому +66

    3:38
    ca·lam·i·ty
    /kəˈlamədē/
    noun
    noun: calamity; plural noun: calamities
    an event causing great and often sudden damage or distress; a disaster.
    "the journey had led to calamity and ruin"
    wat

  • @Steeze47
    @Steeze47 4 роки тому +88

    “A sense of calamity that hits” I guess you could put it that way

  • @SlackerRh
    @SlackerRh 4 роки тому +233

    “A true banger if you will” -Mission accomplished lads

  • @cmz_cxep7895
    @cmz_cxep7895 4 роки тому +60

    “He introduces her” “This is my cousin yada yada” Hold up what🤣

    • @unintentionallydramatic
      @unintentionallydramatic 4 роки тому +5

      YEAH UH
      _how did nobody catch that_

    • @2dense582
      @2dense582 4 роки тому +10

      I think his cousin was saying that about goblin lol

    • @louvreamari
      @louvreamari 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂i was thinking the same thing

    • @nicholasvillegas
      @nicholasvillegas 4 роки тому +1

      He was introducing gobby too his gf

    • @cmz_cxep7895
      @cmz_cxep7895 4 роки тому +1

      @Nicholas Villegas ik and he said “this is my cousin”

  • @cadonhull1916
    @cadonhull1916 4 роки тому +95

    Pill poppin at gpaws is becoming a full series
    Edit: thanks for the likes

  • @ManofBepis
    @ManofBepis 4 роки тому +73

    that feeling you're describing is all your anxiety and stress being supressed

    • @jamesneedshelp8582
      @jamesneedshelp8582 4 роки тому +14

      Best feeling ever

    • @gangmeat9263
      @gangmeat9263 4 роки тому +4

      How does anyone get enjoyment from xans

    • @jamesneedshelp8582
      @jamesneedshelp8582 4 роки тому +24

      @@gangmeat9263 some people just want to get fucked up and nod off and thats great but if you have anxiety or somtimes depression it can just boost your whole mood make you feel like a normal human
      Edit: thats why there so addictive because you feel normal

    • @gangmeat9263
      @gangmeat9263 4 роки тому +3

      @@jamesneedshelp8582 why xans over opiates i dont get it

    • @jamesneedshelp8582
      @jamesneedshelp8582 4 роки тому +2

      @@gangmeat9263 who knows i guess its just prefrence

  • @ronkledonkanusmoncher564
    @ronkledonkanusmoncher564 4 роки тому +23

    A hoot with a heaping side of holler, this will be.
    Edit: can we get a fucking F in the chat for Goblins cousin for that oopsie goblin pulled.

  • @Valleyplant
    @Valleyplant 3 роки тому +15

    This is the second time I remember hearing goblin using the word calamity completely incorrectly

    • @ydgjoe
      @ydgjoe 10 місяців тому

      same

  • @owenv2429
    @owenv2429 4 роки тому +19

    its crazy to think about that gob prolly has crazy stories that he doesn't even remember

  • @bigblinker4174
    @bigblinker4174 4 роки тому +43

    “A hoot and a holler”music to my ears

  • @prestonbraaaps5343
    @prestonbraaaps5343 4 роки тому +19

    Goblin doesn’t like kfc. only mashed potatoes and Mac and cheese

  • @ruleoftrees4059
    @ruleoftrees4059 4 роки тому +14

    when ur high as hell and goblin posts

  • @cademm5
    @cademm5 4 роки тому +10

    bro yeah we got gas in cali but it’s like 35-40 an 8th and mid seems to not exist

  • @diegorivera9710
    @diegorivera9710 4 роки тому +9

    goblin was a weird cousin everyone thought was but is chill asf

  • @sdfghddg
    @sdfghddg 4 роки тому +12

    Saw the thumbnail and immediately clicked because only goblin would have that thumbnail

  • @Hydrated.And.Caffeinated
    @Hydrated.And.Caffeinated 4 роки тому +8

    3:38 Calamity “an event causing great and often sudden damage or distress; a disaster.”

  • @mikeyminardi7960
    @mikeyminardi7960 4 роки тому +9

    Physiatrist: “so,how has ur day been?”
    Gobby:”Sn@PçHAt”

  • @scars2167
    @scars2167 4 роки тому +11

    You should revisit shrooms sometime, I'm gonna be taking em for the first time fairly soon and I wanna know a little bit more of what to expect

    • @iheartcicada
      @iheartcicada 4 роки тому +6

      pretty straight forward experience, just make sure you don’t have any insecurities or anything like that because your mind will address them, make sure your at the crib because if you take too much you will forget how to walk, make sure you respect how strong those things can be too, probably only dose a 1.5 g

    • @iheartcicada
      @iheartcicada 4 роки тому +4

      and most of all enjoy it man

    • @misterhijack
      @misterhijack 3 роки тому

      I revisited them on Halloween, haven’t had a trip in probably 2 years. Enjoyed it more than I thought I would, never liked the body load of mushrooms.

    • @scooterscorner7304
      @scooterscorner7304 3 роки тому +1

      Bro dose 3.5 g so you actually feel it whom ever said 1.5 is probably really skinny so take that as you will dose to your size

    • @driftyyyy
      @driftyyyy 2 роки тому

      Did 3.5 a couple times, come down is bad for me since I get a migraine. But it’s a very good experience

  • @bluristrash
    @bluristrash 3 роки тому +2

    Lmao there is still mid in Illinois can tell you from experience

  • @lil_pemsiofficial9268
    @lil_pemsiofficial9268 4 роки тому +27

    “Calamity” means literally the exact opposite of what u said 😂

  • @Curtis.Carpenter
    @Curtis.Carpenter 4 роки тому +17

    "Did they just not say anything?.. *reflective pause* "I dunno..." 🤣 you are all of us

  • @bakublood402
    @bakublood402 3 роки тому +2

    A feeling of bliss: Goblin: Calamity if you will🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @Wow-sy8yf
    @Wow-sy8yf 4 роки тому +2

    New series
    The Triple C Trilogy

  • @Bradenxd12
    @Bradenxd12 4 роки тому +7

    Can someone help me out. What game is this?

    • @PuroPolvo
      @PuroPolvo 4 роки тому +3

      Killing floor 2 I think

    • @Bradenxd12
      @Bradenxd12 4 роки тому

      @@PuroPolvo That's it! Thank you!!

  • @Dom-Perignon
    @Dom-Perignon 4 роки тому +2

    Wtf Pokémon go was 4 years ago 😭

  • @maddoxleitz1476
    @maddoxleitz1476 4 роки тому +2

    the aim flick at 5:45

  • @GooglieYT
    @GooglieYT 2 роки тому +2

    The rewatchablilty of goblins vids are insane

  • @RoaringJaguar
    @RoaringJaguar Рік тому +4

    Dude the grandpa stories are fucking GOLD

  • @NickPeitsch
    @NickPeitsch 2 роки тому +1

    Could not stop laughing

  • @lukehavey829
    @lukehavey829 4 роки тому +13

    Just snorted 2 oxys perfect timing

    • @joemcfarland8020
      @joemcfarland8020 4 роки тому +1

      @@AbandonedExplained just snorted some tina lmao

    • @TheTruthAndLight
      @TheTruthAndLight 4 роки тому +1

      Just finished the bottle of jack and 5 grams joint perfect timing

    • @max1423
      @max1423 4 роки тому +9

      Just injected krokodl

    • @lukehavey829
      @lukehavey829 4 роки тому +1

      @@max1423 bruh

    • @joebidens581
      @joebidens581 4 роки тому

      just boofed jenkem perfect timing

  • @nickmowery8503
    @nickmowery8503 2 роки тому +3

    a year later and im still crying at the “OMEGAXAN”

  • @God-qn6rg
    @God-qn6rg 4 роки тому +5

    i’m geeking hard perfect timing goblin👑

  • @irrelevance3418
    @irrelevance3418 4 роки тому +5

    Best 17 mins of my night. Thanks dude!

  • @rogue1113
    @rogue1113 4 роки тому +2

    Smacking on ur food?

  • @elijahminnix7625
    @elijahminnix7625 4 роки тому +4

    Reupload? I feel like I’ve heard this one before

  • @simbos174
    @simbos174 4 роки тому +2

    Educational is misspelled on the opening disclaimer. Lol must’ve been schmacked

  • @cameronfudge6376
    @cameronfudge6376 4 роки тому +13

    Just by the title this is going to be a hoot and a holler

  • @G3tFkd
    @G3tFkd 4 роки тому +4

    appreciate the recent Killing Floor 2 content that game is goated

  • @zyphedits6298
    @zyphedits6298 2 роки тому +1

    i got a fent detox ad for watching this vid 💀 and it had fucking Beethoven’s No. 9 yknow the generic sad piano music 💀💀💀

  • @chilleycheesetoes3225
    @chilleycheesetoes3225 4 роки тому +1

    ever tried Risk at a family gathering Goblin? Longer than fuckin monopoly jesus christ

  • @Itsloopie
    @Itsloopie 4 роки тому +5

    Literally just got home and this gets posted

  • @davidschilling7489
    @davidschilling7489 4 роки тому +5

    “yeah dad dont stress”’ got me

  • @roperweathersbee2221
    @roperweathersbee2221 4 роки тому +1

    “And i ended up falling asleep on the toilet ladies and gentlemen” i spit my fucking drink out

  • @shogunkayotae
    @shogunkayotae 4 роки тому +4

    listening to this while doing chores shit is so funny 😂

  • @koldking
    @koldking Рік тому +1

    When is someone gonna tell goblin that calamity doesn't mean what he thinks it means

  • @simonw4683
    @simonw4683 4 роки тому +1

    Man I go to catholic school and let me tell you there's a lot of drugs and nicotine

  • @jakegotheat9446
    @jakegotheat9446 4 роки тому +1

    i just watched the double ad no skip because goblin the goat. I get so happy every time i see an ad on one of these videos

  • @cidz7446
    @cidz7446 2 роки тому +1

    Damn I just walked in the house stoned and my dad said you look high as hell💀

  • @El_09-19
    @El_09-19 4 роки тому +4

    You know it's good when goblin says "a real hoot and a holler"

  • @fabioatwelve
    @fabioatwelve 4 роки тому +1

    Calamity? Goblin? Are you sure?

  • @liljackdog
    @liljackdog 4 роки тому +1

    bruh watching narnia while tripping or really baked is the shit

  • @tdawg490
    @tdawg490 5 місяців тому +1

    Calamity doesn’t mean what you think it means 😂

  • @petersavage7904
    @petersavage7904 4 роки тому +1

    Haven't smoked in months bout to go out and get fucking lit

  • @Griffin-rl5hy
    @Griffin-rl5hy 4 роки тому +4

    "Oh, this is my cousin yadayada"

  • @BosnianJesus
    @BosnianJesus 4 роки тому +4

    NOTI GANG WYA?!?

  • @prodbyshinn
    @prodbyshinn 4 роки тому +2

    Best Community On UA-cam

  • @misslejohnson7079
    @misslejohnson7079 3 роки тому +1

    Goblin bro, you live in Illinois? Depending on where you are there, I’m pretty close.

  • @trilltayy8602
    @trilltayy8602 4 роки тому +1

    No cap pokemon go was lit back in the day

  • @cometakearideonacyclone2225
    @cometakearideonacyclone2225 4 роки тому +2

    Your shit literally is the reason i get good sleep

  • @JohnJohnson-df5zy
    @JohnJohnson-df5zy 3 роки тому +2

    Bro best storyteller of 2031 . Your gonna be big in 10 years !

  • @Anon75493
    @Anon75493 4 роки тому +1

    A true banger
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    If you will

  • @Tutskigaming
    @Tutskigaming 3 роки тому +1

    I just ran across this channel and dude you have me fucking crying laughing. Yoooo seriously this man funny af. As I type this im high as shit too lmao

  • @ScryptureSofBlack
    @ScryptureSofBlack 2 роки тому +1

    bro's playing Killing Floor 2 lmao

  • @FuzionBlazer
    @FuzionBlazer 4 роки тому +2

    Ayyyy

  • @somethingsomething9829
    @somethingsomething9829 4 роки тому +1

    The real question is why tf are u using non-commando guns when you're playing the commando. You dont get the perk benefits from them. STICK TO USING THE WEAPONS IN UR CLASS

  • @Pierremalcom2
    @Pierremalcom2 3 роки тому +1

    I feel bad for people back then like I’m so lucky my older bro goes to the dispo and buys the top shelf bud like bless up could never imagine smoking mid

  • @kiernan3995
    @kiernan3995 4 роки тому +3

    “philip pfizer”🤣🤣🤣

  • @GradeAStoner
    @GradeAStoner 4 роки тому +3

    "Goblin is Love, Goblin is Life"

  • @THESPLINTAH
    @THESPLINTAH 4 роки тому +2

    This stories fire, love the killing floor two gameplay

  • @zeysworld9296
    @zeysworld9296 4 роки тому +2

    Hoot and hollers are one of the best motivations to live

  • @tannerr2011
    @tannerr2011 4 роки тому +1

    100% 𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙩, 100% 𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙧

  • @BlueWoods14
    @BlueWoods14 4 роки тому +3

    Here first lesssgoooo and just got a cart

    • @bkqj1997
      @bkqj1997 4 роки тому +2

      better be dispo if not u smoking on hot dog

    • @BlueWoods14
      @BlueWoods14 4 роки тому +1

      @@bkqj1997 so no shwag? 😭😂😂

  • @suede8544
    @suede8544 3 роки тому +1

    i wanna know what highschool u went to bc i lived in illinois

  • @Curtis.Carpenter
    @Curtis.Carpenter 4 роки тому +1

    HOOT and HOLLER club

  • @tigerwoods5476
    @tigerwoods5476 3 роки тому +1

    I have never realized how much I related to a youtuber definitely subscribing lmao 😂

  • @nufzyyy9193
    @nufzyyy9193 4 роки тому +1

    2016 good as year

  • @xxextremexx69
    @xxextremexx69 4 роки тому +14

    Just sparked up, perfect timing cheers 🌲🔥

  • @moktown9864
    @moktown9864 2 роки тому +1

    the omega xan🤣🤣

  • @haidenstid
    @haidenstid 4 роки тому +7

    don’t even need to watch to know this is an absolute banger

  • @davi-un7ku
    @davi-un7ku 4 роки тому +2

    Never been this early

  • @Eadadong
    @Eadadong 4 роки тому +2

    excellent hoot to holler ratio on this one goblin!

  • @SuperBlueeyes89
    @SuperBlueeyes89 4 роки тому

    Pokemon go I love how he says back in the day bro it was 2 years ago that's not back in the day back in the day would be pokemon cards

    • @damn4542
      @damn4542 4 роки тому

      Pokemon go came out 4 years ago not 2

  • @wasup8264
    @wasup8264 4 роки тому +1

    damn im here early asf but i already know its a hoot n a holler

  • @bxmbb
    @bxmbb 4 роки тому

    I live in Cali and when I first started smoking I was smoking gas, but after I had been smoking for a few months and run in low on money I started slinging and smoking that $30 a zip reggie. $7 a j boy I was ballin.

  • @nathangood4450
    @nathangood4450 4 роки тому +1

    "There's no board game longer than Monopoly"
    except Risk

  • @Alex-df9db
    @Alex-df9db 4 роки тому +1

    you know they ate some damn kfc lmaoooooo

  • @colestogsdill9268
    @colestogsdill9268 4 роки тому +1

    Ayooooo

  • @izrealquintana1903
    @izrealquintana1903 15 днів тому

    I gave my time to this dumas fake story about a guy eating 4 mg of xan and forgetting some food he ate

  • @Jonas_Albert
    @Jonas_Albert 4 роки тому

    13:48 im also socially awkward as fuck but im not a bad person so don’t discriminate socially awkward people i know that they are bad people in other ways but don’t judge people who are socially awkward because you Can be socially awkward and a wonderful person and you Can be very good socially and be a horrible person so don’t judge people just off that

  • @Wow-sy8yf
    @Wow-sy8yf 4 роки тому +1

    New series every Tuesday called
    Trippin Tuesday’s

  • @spacebunny601
    @spacebunny601 3 роки тому

    the only reason I probably never smoked Reggie or mid is cause I get all my stuff from either my parents people who have been hand picked and don’t choose to fuck with my dad cause he’s scary or I get it from my plug who is a homie and always throws in 2gs more than what I pay for even with like ounces