TFS Presents: The Baldest Kids You Know - Bald This Way
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- Опубліковано 10 лип 2011
- The Baldest Kids You Know are back with their brand new single, Bald This Way!
This video premiered at Connecticon 2011, which was a blast! Hope to see you all again next year!
Lyrics
Nappa: I doesn't matter if you love me... or capital M-E. Just put your shiney heads up... 'cause you are bald this way baby.
My momma told me when I was young,
"You're gonna roam the stars!"
She combed my tail, but my armor on
And sent me off in my space pod
Krillin: All you need to do is shave your hair
Then wax that bitch untill it shines
Who gives a crap if all the children stare
Just listen up and you'll be fine
I'm beautiful in my way
Kami makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby
I am bald this way!
Krillin: Don't hide yourself in regret
Just power up and you're set
We're on the right track baby
'Cause we're bald this way! (Bald this way!)
"Bald This Way"
by The Baldest Kids You Know
Original Song
"Born this Way"
by Lady Gaga
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Tien's the only serious character in the show .That's the joke.
Yup
Tien is Bald that's why
Simon Hansen, so is krillin.... and master roshi, or was that too extreme?
Kurachi84 master Roshi is a perv and krillin is not naturally bald he shaves his head
+Sky Finance Shacho He said in tfs
Piccolo: I'm in the costume.
Tien: That's because you have no friends...
Me: SENZU BEAN!
android 16"trunks but that can not heal emotional wounds."
android 16 i don't want to say this but WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE
*Gathered the dragonballs*
Piccolo: Make me forget what Tien said to me!
Shenron: That is beyond my power.
Piccolo: Really?
Shenron: Heck no, but I hate you all. HAHAHA!
*Dragonballs fly away*
*Piccolo cries even more*
SENZU BEAN!!
senzu beam can't fix piccolo crying
Nappa: Piccolo's wearing the outfit.
Piccolo: I'm wearing the outfit.
Tien: That's because you had no friends.
Piccolo:*Cries*
Me: What the F*ck Tien.
Tenshinhan: I am not doing your stupid song parody.
@@jackson2531 Nappa: Wh-
Tien: F*ck You That's Why.
Oh jeez!
Piccolo read his mind and tell us if he was singing like cat loves food
@@jackson2531 Nappa: "Wh-"
0:56
If 18 had a scouter built in, these would be her readings on Krillin
Merchant Ziro wait doesn’t she? Oh wait no sixteen had it nvm lol
This is now my head canon
We need a full version with Tien actually singing
We need to know how to get him to go along, though.
WE'LL USE CHATSU.
.... Or whatever his name is.
Jiaozi.
WHATEVER. USE THE LITTLE MIDGET MIME.
And piccolo in the outfit.
Which is because he has no friends.
I honestly feel bad for piccolo
you mean yoshi
Oops my bad lmao
what if nappa tried to mount him?
No reply
what if nappa thought yoshi was a pokemon?
Nappa: I could always do Friday. “IT’S FRI-“
Bardock, knocks him out: No! None of that! Shame on you!
11 years later and this is still hillarious
One Punch Man season 2 opening leaked
YES YES YESS YEESSS!!!
yes
october
Omg ._.
XD yup
Nappa sounded so concerned when he said "what the fuck tien".
True
Tbf that was absolute brutality
Fun fact choutzu is not bald. He has a single hair whitch he used to taunt krillin.
"That's better than none."
after 10 years I'm still enjoying it.
I love how Nappa is genuinely concerned for Piccolos feelings.
Me, too.
+Genovacide What the **** Tien?
+Jimby Smith yeah
the f**k Tien
+Son Goku BAD GOKU! WHAT DID CHI-CHI SAY ABOUT SWEARING!
I was about to comment that Nappa is not that bad of a guy in dbza, that has a model career, a movie producer and he helped Vegeta with Trunks. But then I remembered Broly movie
i don't know how they did it but they got
The space duck
the pokemon
the yoshi
and mr. clean in one video
COOL
Shilver The Saiyan haha
lol
Shilver_Da_Saiyan_Gangster where????
And The Triclops
and the upstart triclops bitch
See, even then Nappa was getting his showbiz biz going.
I was not prepared for Piccolo wearing the Yoshi stuff xD
It's been over five years and I still want to know how "the outfit" would fit into this.
becuse piccolo is a yoshi(namekian) and he's coverd in yoshi plushies
Honestly I think that’s true
Driftndreamer14 It’s referencing some stupid outfit Lady Gaga wore. It was made out of Kermit’s.
What I want to know is what was tiens line
Daniel moore don’t be a drag , something bald . It was at point for the song of ‘dont be a drag be a queen ‘
Poor Piccolo :(
Tyrion Lannister yeah Tien can be a real jackass!
Ken93Cy well..had to say the truth...The guy hangs out in an abandoned place and talks to an imaginary friend called nail
Tien Shinhan Says the one who never won a battle.
Piccolo I won against goku in db and I injured cell , while you sit there babysitting the kid of the guy that made you his bitch
Tien Shinhan Shit hes got a point.
Goku: "Hey Piccolo! Mind if I ask you something?"
Piccolo: "What is it?"
Goku: "You're not human either, right?"
Piccolo: "Yeeeah....."
Goku: "And your dad spit you out as an egg, right?"
Piccolo: "What about it?"
Goku: "Are....are you a Yoshi?"
(Awkward silence)
Piccolo: "Yes Goku, I'm a green f*cking dinosaur"
This video proved Goku was right....kinda
So he wasn't being sarcastic
Goku: "Can… can I ride on you?"
"You can't make Nappa a fan favorite"
TFS "Observe"
Nappa: "I could always do 'Friday'! It's FRI--" Vegeta:"GODAMMIT NAPPA"
Tia Blue good one
Tia Blue
Yep.
But just for using a reference that you aren't worthy of using...
*grabs Trunks's sword.*
I'm gonna give you a concussion... And as well as a severe case of death.
Tia Blue the real reason Vegeta killed Nappa.
Wouldn’t raditz do it
I've never noticed how big Tien's ears were. Damn, he can fly with them bitches.
everyone's ear is gigantic
That's the saiyan saga graphics. Go watch Tien in the Cell saga, his ears are almost normal in size.
Roberto' McNeely 😂
super saiyan god goku
Francisco Arcos "almost normal" so still big?
don't worry piccolo u my freind
... even in 2019, I want the full song.
Same in 2020
So season two of One Punch Man looks pretty good so far, based on this.
Bruh
+Shilver The Saiyan Too much hype, not enough time, lol
lol
lol Hype over 9000! *ba dum tss* never though I'll say that...
It’s out
Is this after Nappa got revived and was hired by Hollywood?
Alex probaly
Matthew Rosenberger *probably
Alex most likely
Saroph Elricium It wasn't
Ghost Nappa wait what
as someone whos insecure about my balding this song make me feel better about it every time i listen to it
Genetics are often a bitch, man
As wise man said:every party need a Pooper that’s why they invited you party Pooper party Pooper
Don't worry Piccolo, you still have Tom. He's always there for you.
Lmao! I had to think for a second, but I got it! Nice!
and goku
He replaced him with Goku. Plus he no longer goes on MySpace.
He's on Spacebook now.
and nail
Krillin Owned Count = BALD AND SEXY
Three years later... how's the ol' Krillin Owned Count looking these days? 😏
Am I the only one who still wants them to do a whole version. I love this dang thing.
Hell yeah
"MA momma told me when I was YUUOONG!"
piccolo: I'm in the outfit
tien: that's because you have no friends
piccolo: at least I was important in dragon ball
Mykael Burris
well more like his father but yeah
What???? Tien was important as well wtf did you even watch it?
NOBODY remembers the original Dragon Ball
They said it in the first episode
Master roshi: Gotta need a senzu for that one 😂
Tien was the Vegeta of Dragonball but ok.
WHAT WAS TENSHINS LINE? THATS THE REAL QUESTION
(shows up, dressed up as tien, complete with bald cap) Krillin! Where's the lyric sheet?
I WONDER WHAT NAPPA WOULD LOOK LIKE SUPER SAIYAN HE HAS NO HAIR
ezioauditore1117 He grows a beard.
HE GROWS A TINY BLOND HAIR ON HIS HEAD
ezioauditore1117 Actually, he grows a beard.
*sees Lady Gaga singing "Born this Way" at the Super Bowl Halftime show*
Me: That's good, but Nappa is better. *goes here*
You know whats strange?
Everyone in DBZ who is bald has died at least once.
Everyone in DBZ has died at least once, period. Except Mr. Satan. And I guess Fat Buu and Supreme Kai
am i the only one who wanted a full version
No.
I know I do!
+tromolon motions i do
+tromolon motions me
Me
We need an extended version!
Chawcheee ikr
Just made it bro, I hope they don't mind it.
Oh where Nappa uses his vast Hollywood wealth to collect the dragon balls, and wish that tien would do want ever he wants.... Or possibly just buys Tien out xD
It's because of Tien 😂
0:48 Krillin's true ultimate technique
It’s taken me this long to realize that “fuck you that’s why” is a direct call back to the classical “fuck you thats how”
I miss all of the abridged series.
I really want Nappa to sing "Friday." I'm 129% certain it would be better than the original.
Nappa: fuck you i won't do what you tell me
(for those who dont get it, watch "killing in the nappof")
true
Actually radyz e should sing with napp a because a has a move with Friday in it
Let’s be honest anything is better than the original Friday song
Only 129%? I think you might be lowballing Nappa.
This was uploaded in 2011? Why am I just now finding this?!
same
...... wow, welcome to the party which has already ended.... but still can enjoy it :D
dont miss the perfect cell song
Ikr
Ike? I feel like I would have come across this earlier
same
Almost twelve years later, and I still fucking think of this whenever I hear the real song.
This song is over 10 years old.
Feel old.
That’s because it is
1:34
That's the highest I've heard Taka's Nappa voice go in this entire show!
Is it sad that I want to see nappa sing friday
+Kari Nickl honestly i don't know
Tons of people wanted him to do that back when this came out.
+Kari Nickl lol
+Kari Nickl Me too!
yes
It's been about 3 years, I figured I'd treat myself, seeing as it's Christmas.
Edit: I never caught this originally, but I really liked the addition of the "WTF Tien?!" line after Tien says Piccolo has no friends, like it shows Nappa cared about Tien, even if for all of a couple of seconds.
0:38 nappa said myspace
I kinda wanna see Nappa sing Friday, who else?
me
Me!
Ashia O'Hara it be awesome
Danny Morones Hell YA!! :3
Ashia O'Hara Expect maybe tien will ruined it
Why is Piccolo wearing himself?
Blaze HTL Yoshi!XDlol
1:31 XD
Blaze HTL "Are you a Yoshi?" "Hells yeah"
Hopefully Tenshinhan will do his part of this song parody soon.
Piccolo has literally got Gohan and Goku as a bro, krillin sought of and then Nail and Kami in his head. Tien literally just got a child who in record hasn’t won one fight in the show
It's been five years already....
MakoRuu damn
I still love it
6
Ummm
Nappa needs to appear more in the abridged series. They took advantage over Nail being inside Piccolo's head so why not Nappa with Vegeta?
Jeremiah Metzger
Wait,since when?
***** When they wished back to life all the people killed by Frieza and his Men.
Espy Lacopa
Well that was a dick move.
Now we won't be able to see Nappa NEARLY as much as I would've wanted.
I'd say a few cameos here and there is going to be the result.
What wasted potential.
***** Ya know, we'll likely hear from Nappa again later on during the Cell Saga, when Mr. Satan shows up. Remember what happened when Nappa called up Vegeta at the end of the abridged Freiza Saga?
*****
Besides, we'll probably see him constantly calling and bugging Vegeta to go to lunch with him or giving him updates on the production of Citizen Nappa.
Man, this was the video I watched hundreds of times as a kid. Thanks for the memories TFS
6 years later. its still great.
Piccolo: Im in the outfit
Tien: Thats beacause you have no friends
Me: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
senzu bean
but they can't heal mental damage
WHAT THE F*CK TIEN
What about Tom?
Nappa: Dude...Dude Dude Dude Dude! Tien what are you doing,that was your line!
Tien: Yeah I'm not doing that...
Nappa: I thought we talked about this!
Tien: Yeah you talked,I said no.
Nappa: Look,it took a long time to put this together,Piccolo's in the outfit.
Piccolo: I'm in the outfit
Tien: That's because you have no friends...
Shot's fucking fired man.
i understand they got burnt out, and ended the main series, but can we get an extended version of this.
Yk my hair is thinning and I been embarrassed but I randomly thought of this and it made me feel better😂
Meh, Its not that bad. Ive been losing hair since I was 17. At 19 I had to accept the fact and just shaved everything off. It's actually a lot less of a hassle tbh. No more haircuts, just shave it once every week and done. Sure, the kids may stare but at least im on the right track baby, cuz Im bald this way.
This should be the theme song of 40 year old men everywhere.
my father's like 70, and he's no bald
but i wouldnt mind playing this real loud with open windows if i'd be bald by then
ahah
I've almost forgotten this masterpiece.
this why I went bald
worth it
Tien is so evil he made Piccolo cry 🤣🤣
this is what it would have been like if nappa was a z fighter :)
Cpt. Sideburns I would wonder what would happen if nappa became a z fighter like vegeta did.
honestly we'd have one more raditz, we already have enough raditz no need for more.
THERE IS ALWAYS NEED FOR MORE RADITZ.
Kendots talk like nappa and raditz was weak they never was weak😂
Maybe this is what MasakoX used as inspiration for his What if Nappa Turned good series.
1:40 awkward silence .couple seconds later nappa tears off teins arm
Thank you for a great video guys
I'm not even mad now that my hair is falling out I got to be part of this crew
Nappa is my favourite DBZ abridged character
My favorite line is at the last 3 seconds of this video.
"IT'S FRID-"
UOTQAUIBO i love the part where krillan says "Wait, Its my turn" and nappa stops and vegeta gets bloody nose from nappa's stupidity
Isn't he everyone's favorite?
oh and krillin is my favorite
So...why is that Yoshi wearing an outfit comprised of stuffed Yoshi dolls...?
Cause he has no friends
Connor Kerry Hence my calling him a Yoshi.
I think it references both one of Lady Gaga's outfits and the Yoshi joke. Either way I couldn't stop laughing
Lol
I thought it would have been Piccolo to be like
"Yeah screw this"
Pretty sure he would've been but like Ten said "that's because you have no friends"
If Nappa returns, I hope the surprise is Roshi watches the news on how he became a producer. He’ll talk about how Vegeta nearly killed him with the blast and stuff.
Dammit Tien! This is why we can't have nice things!
if nappa had gone super sayen would he have spikey blonde eyebrows
thegayhare or a spiky moustache
Or he grows one single blonde hair
Moustache, moustache, moustache. D E D E
A Mustache and A spiky long flowing Beard
What if he goes ssj3 would he grow a beard
Piccolo:I’m in the outfit
Tien:That’s because you have no friends
Me:Gunna need a senzu for that one...
its about to be 2022. came back for the blast :D
Way to go, Tien, you made Piccolo cry! What an ass XD
Piccolo did injure Chaozu in the World Tournament back in Dragon Ball. Payback?
Possibly...? Never knew Tien was the kind of person to hold grudges XD
+TifaLockheartFFVII
Well Abridged Tien is different compared to the one we know. :)
XD very true!
dnmstarsi Actually it was Tao Pai Pai who did that.
I've always wanted to see tien & piccolo fight. everyone says piccolo would have smashed tien in any saga. Looks like tien smashed him here
Tien was stronger right before piccolo fused with nail
he was not... don't be silly
+Qualquer gamer yeah they were
Rrunabout Gaming they?
+Rrunabout Gaming lol no he wasnt
Holy fuck this is 10 years old! I'm 28 and I remember the day this dropped 😂
I’m 18 and this is the first thing tfs made that I ever saw lol
“No one’s ever thought of doing a Lady Gaga parody before!”
LHUGENY years later:
Why is Piccolo crying so hilarious?
because hes a bad ass and you should DODGE
'Cause tien said he had no friends...
Because he's a demon
Because he's a Slug
Ranma Saotome actually, he's a yoshi
I'm pretty sure that the original dragonball was more pervy that dbz abridged...
Correct
I second that.
LegoLord32
Oh, Roshi....
Still love it even in 2019. Nappa is one of the best TFS characters!
I've been a subscriber it's your channel for the last 7 years and every day I find something new. Keep up the good work y'all ........please 😁
That was just plain mean tien.
can we plz have a full version of this?
ZeroKurosa please
ZeroKurosa pretty please #teamfourstar
I still remember watching this when it came out xDD it’s one of the vids that got me so hooked on TFS
Still rocking in 2024🎉
Those who dislikes probably had hair like Radditz
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can you please make a full version without a partypooper tien?? please??
every party needs a pooper that's why they invited you party pooper party pooper
taylor ahl i was just thinking of super kami guru saying that
I love how at the end (1:50) it gives credit to a bunch of famous bald people and at then it's like
Michael Jord-
Shaqui-
...
The NBA
So simple yet amazing
its sad to see a fully grown slug man cry
Piccolo was actually only 8 years old
+Toxic Lightning still fully grown tho
+Willemzz Jansen You're right
And it's dress like a dinosaur
I suddenly have a huge respect for bald people
i love this and i cant stop watching it
"Dude dude dude dude dude dude!"
- Nappa
Tien always ruins everything.
Citizen Nappa The Movie. Expectations are high.
Please we need a full version of this, damnit guys!
All this time, and I still want a full version of this song.
Also. Why was Tien even there if he wasn't going to participate?
Because Tien pisses off bad guys, it's his thing. And is a serious buzz kill, that's why he is hilarious, he wanted to kiko-blast the shit outta this.
That's why Nappa and Cell want to strangle the life outta him XD