I honestly hate Costco. It's always crowded, stuff is never in the same place twice (sometimes you can't even find the same stuff twice); and if you just need a few things, it really isn't worth the time and hassle to save a few dollars by going to Costco and having to deal with the crowds and scavenger hunts. In addition to that, we have special dietary needs, and there literally are only 5 things at Costco we can even use. They are not special diet friendly at all. My membership expired, and I didn't realize it had since it's registered to my mom. I needed two things, and they wouldn't let me buy them unless I renewed right then and there. I was so mad I walked out and never went back. Now I have a Sam's Club membership, and it's so much less stressful on account of it's never busy so I literally can just go in and out with my 5 items.
In 2020, during the height of the T.P. hoarding, I was looking ALL OVER TOWN for a couple boxes of Kleenex, specifically Kleenex because I like that brand and had JUST RUN OUT. Thankfully, I found them at Costco, but it came in a pack of 10! I had never monitored my Kleenex consumption habits and thought it was just a 1 year supply of Kleenex. It's been over a year now and I still have several boxes.
@@fairywingsonroses Costco has THE BEST prices! Olive Oil is the obvious one but I also got my electric bike, electric scooter, KitchenAid Mixer and other items there. Just took my neighbor there last week and they had the best price on a child't "water board" toy thing and the cubes that you put in those organizing cube shelves were 1/4 the price of the ones she found on Amazon. She bought a TON of stuff and filled my vehicle to the top! Not sure about your Costco but mine keeps things in the same place and well stocked. Maybe the things you can't find twice were being offered by a traveling vendor?
This is pretty accurate except you missed the critical stage 6 - getting a $1.50 hotdog and drink. It’s a necessary Costco buyer’s hard earned reward after purchasing over $200 of stuff
My mom and I always go for less than 5 things like sometimes we say, let's go for dog diapers and chicken ONLY. But end up paying 170-220$ at the check-out line and have the same issue of making space in the kitchen for all the stuff. And also making multiple trips to the car since they don't have bags.
This was all accurate. My wife and I just got a Costco membership after saying we didn’t need it for years because it’s just two of us in a one bedroom apartment. Well we broke down and got one, made a list of a handful of things to get (spinach, eggs, juice boxes) and left the store with: - protein powder - a pair of leggings - 4 pairs of joggers - a Harry Potter onesie - paper towels - toilet paper - several bags of frozen fruit (to go with the protein powder - 4 sets of towels, hand towels and facecloths - a sweater - liquid IV packets - ski mask thing - juice boxes - BBQ sauce
lol there's always that weird mind trick where you buy something you don't need because it's a good price, as if you're saving money when you would save more money not buying it at all...
"It will totally fit in the car." YEP. I used to own a Honda Civic, had carseats in the back, bought the big box of diapers and wipes...and then realized I didn't take the stroller out of the trunk. I'll never forget my first Costco trip with the minivan. It's like angels were singing. This is also me and my husband when we go to Costco by ourselves. We can't be trusted.
It's ok. You just open the diapers and wipes and dump the individual packages out and stuff them in various places around the car (did you know there is a lot of wasted space under your legs when you're using the gas & break? Use it!). Have fun unloading!
You said it. Did tha once, had a cart full of stuff I could buy. But I live at home, for a time there was a two person rule per adress... I had my moms card, but yeah couldn't do it.😢😢😢 Now I'm scared dads talking about putting my name on the card since I'm more abled body then them and am my moms caregiver so to speak.
We did that last time we went to costco bc we planned on eating at the food court afterwards for dinner. Shopping while hungry makes an expensive trip 😅
It’s even harder being an employee there.... we see all the cute stuff. Almost half my paycheck goes back to Costco. 😂 But it’s a great company to work for!
Totally true! I’m from the UK and when I first walked into Costco in the US 🤯🤯🤯!!! There was a car hanging on the wall, diamond rings, ammo belts! Giant onions…. Etc etc… blew my tiny mind
Right!? The wall clock and the pepper spray and the lounge chair. . . How many people bought stuff like that, that if they never saw it, they never would have bought it.
I felt badly for Penn when Kim said I'm gonna stop ya right there, he looked so nervous and then I was happy for him when she said " Put it in the cart!!"
I lived in Raleigh for about 15 years, and he left the TV station to do crazy, funny stuff like this! He was very professional on TV and to do what he is doing now is freaking awesome!!! Keep it up with your wife!!! Go Canes!
Hilarious! Had to watch 3 times so far. The first time I walked into a Costco, right near the entrance they were selling BRIDAL GOWNS near the TIRES. Shoulda bought a few of each!! Our household storage is completely full - fridge, freezer, pantry, bathroom closet, medicine cabinet . . . multipack full of hammers? YES!
Planned a trip to Costco today for literally 4 things. Maybe 5 if they have something I was looking for last time I went. Wish me luck, Costco is dangerous. Although, I have gotten better at not buying all the random things... mostly. Don't go when your hungry. Edit to add update: I only purchased one extra thing (technically two, but 1 of them had been on my list but I crossed it out). They had a pack of 3 filters for the home on sale. We had just used our last one, my husband said go for it when I called him. Success!
Dear god. Last night I went to Costco TO FILL A PRESCRIPTION, but in the subsequent 40 minute wait, I decided to go walk around the store for a couple things I needed. I ended up walking out with $250 worth of groceries and my prescriptions. How the h*** do I fit all of these groceries in my 1 bedroom apartment
This is so spot on! You forgot looking at your receipt and seeing the hundreds of dollars spent when you only came to buy a few things. The wonderful Costco toilet paper that gives you all the free dingleberries you want!
This is what I just said! We don't go overboard like they did in this (of course that was the be comical) but we always are like $200 over what we thought it would be or what we planned to spend. Then we criticize each other (wife and I) for all the things the OTHER person bought that we don't need and could have made budge if THEY would have just stuck to the list and/or our bare essentials. (getting the coffin is of course a bare essential)
Can't stand the T.P. I have old 1970's toilets that don't have the extra pressure that new toilets have. Took me a while to work out Costco TP is much too large.
Enjoyed this! Was hoping they'd end it by driving over to the giant gas pump line and saying "it makes perfect sense to wait 30 minutes to fill up the car and save .82 cents!" At least that's how our Costco gas line always is here in TX.
You might want to double-check prices. I've been saving around $0.60 / gallon for the past 1 1/2 year. As for the wait, yeah, there have been more than a few times I've left and come back later.
You sit in the Costco petrol line for 30 minutes eating your Costco pizza and hot dogs. It’s the perfect Costco experience. It’s the only thing in my life after having 3 kids that is structured
I've always done that at the supermarket, until they finally brought in self-serve kiosks 😆 I mean why NOT make things a bit easier for somebody doing a tough job? Esp when otherwise all you'll be doing is standing there for 5mins desperately trying to avoid the lure of the candy bars!! 😅
My wife and I watched this and literally walked right out the door to get a Costco membership. We laughed the entire time - especially when we saw things from the video. When we saw the atomic clock, we lost it entirely!
I have to move to a town in Missouri which has COSTCO as MY favorite constellation is Cassiopeia (I love it so much I had to ask Siri to spell it for me.).!
This is a little disturbing, Costco is about to open in my town and this does not fill me with confidence about being able to keep my wife out of trouble there.
I'm laughing. I live in Kirkland. Very close to the original Costco. Which is why it's Kirkland signature. And the funniest part is that we used to get hot dogs there, the original hot dog stand really was a hot dog cart. Hot dog and a can of soda for $1.50. Price hasn't changed in roughly 40 years.
"Do you know how much they charge for this at the parks??? I'll show them!" I have said that exact phrase in Costco. Multiple times. Sometimes just to myself. Out loud though.
This was hilarious to watch. So true. I shop at both Sam's and Costco. Get their higher membership that pays you back. It basically pays for my renewal each year.
@@tvshowsnmovies1234 There are some great posts on this Vlog but this one had me falling off the sofa! I mean I laughed ... but yikes, it kinda goes "Whoa there, Mom!"
Most couches less than five figures come in a box. We just paid people to put it together in the back before customers arrived for their custom ordered selections, part of the mark up price. 😂
When she said, "...your side of the closet," I died. When I was a kid, that was always my answer to justify items that were a huge waste of space. Glad to know it follows you into marriage.
Our local funeral homes uses Costco Coffins too & just doubles the price to the public - most folks don’t even question it! (Why would they?) But anyone can order them online & you’ll save $1,000’s! They deliver directly to the funeral too! That’s probably the weirdest comment I’ve ever left on a video with the goal of trying to be helpful!
I tried to convince my Dad to buy himself a Costco coffin. He had been looking at the really fancy expensive ones. When I was a kid he said, "Just bury me in any cheap wood box." I tried to be helpful with my info about wholesale cheap coffins. Didn't go well.
This video is so true. Fortunately, the nearest Costco is 90 minutes away and I only visit once every 6-8 weeks. I went this week for 8 items and expected the bill to be about $400 max. I should have known better and I found out at checkout I had picked up $811 worth of items. I won’t be visiting Costco for at least two months. I am very happy with my purchases but it’s so hard to stick to a list when they might not have that extra item you see ever again.
I had to bar my husband from going to Costco alone. I could run in to get 1-3 items and stay on task. As soon as he walked in the doors, his ADHD took over. 😂
That me and my husband. I can get out of Costco with only a pizza, but everytime my husband comes back from Costco, I ask him, "you spent how much?!!" 😆
I was hoping the rotisserie chicken would make an appearance 😝 when you don’t feel like cooking or you need a short cut for meal prep, Costco rotisserie chicken saves the day!
It’s a marketing ploy! I read an article that they admit they sell them far under value and “lose money” but it’s because they know by selling them cheap and at the back of the store people will likely spend money on several other items, and it works!
LOL, this is so relatable! The first time I went to Costco I was sharing a house with 2 friends and 2 of us went shopping. My friend drove and she just had a little car. WE bought so much we had to call our other roommate to come with her car, and we still couldn't' t fit everything in so I had to go home with her to get my car too, lol.
We're only half way through the paper towel package my MIL bought us when we moved into a new house 11 months ago. I can't imagine buying 2 packs at a time unless I ran a business. We just finally got our own membership with the Groupon deal. Haven't spent more than $100 yet.
“Should we take the big car? They have coffins. What if we die?? It’s nice to have one on hand.” We were laughing out loud the entire video on this one. You two killed it! So, so funny. Watched it twice. Sending to all my Costco shopper friends.
@@gillianpioske2769 02.24.2022. A lot of answers (except how they look like models: great metabolisms is my guess) on their Vlogs from their participation on The Amazing Race..
They do have at least one book on relationships which I bet is GREAT. Also there's several videos on relationships on their website and yep, like another poster mentioned they did say in their TAR podcast that they went to couples counseling. They just seem like the nicest people...I mean, normal people with issues like us all, but that they seem to be continuously striving to improve and do the work to be good and mentally and emotionally healthy. Yes, they are both so funny...Penn especially is hilarious and I love his exuberance. He is SO TALENTED and creative. They're both vulnerable and open and it's beautiful. And yep, they are both very attractive people inside and out!
For the last question, one of their videos suggests Kim has 27 different kinds of soaps. One for her face, another for her face, one to keep her face tight, another one to only put on at night, one that's costs 37 dollars, exfoliating Jojoba seed, Dead Sea mud, and several more.
I went to Costco the other day and *cue heavenly angels singing* they're starting to bring the sample ladies back!! Sample Ladies are #6 because you're only a true Costco member when you hip check a senior citizen to get that last stir-fry meatball before they have to cook up another batch.
Hilarious! It just amazes me how you goofballs find humor in everyday things all of us do. So easy to relate!! I love Costco and your making fun of the mindset you develop shopping there.
Fireworks!? Aren’t they illegal in our state? Get em in there!😂😂😂 I love that they actually bought all of the stuff!😂😂😂Unless they have some kind of special deal where Costco lets them bring items home on loan to be used as UA-cam props. I’m dead!😂😂😂
I keep trying to convince my wife . I keep telling her " but honey !! Just look at all this meat just laying here going to waste !!! " ( true story , and we WERE in the meat dept . at the time . )
We totally take all the frozen snacks out of the box and stash them all over the freezer... or in ziplocs. Wait, honey, buy the big box of ziplocs, too...
Uhoh, I was just thinking today that I need more ziplocs.....I don't know if I am financially prepared for a trip there right now...(*panic begins to set in)
I work at Costco had seen this video before and found it quite amusing and accurate. The funny thing is, is that I had to go this employee meeting and they showed this video. And it made everyone one laugh. The one bright side to the meeting lol
@@laurastr1 As someone who stocks mornings there I would be very surprised if they did. We have far too much heavy equipment on the floor to allow anyone in early, mostly because we have a pretty large amount of freight we're stocking the floor with. More likely they showed up in one our deadzones in the week days.
Stage 6 is having everything in your home be from Costco, so when the haters are like, nah I don't want to go there and they like your stuff you can respond. "Costco"!
On my birthday I didn’t even hear from my bf,then two days later at work I think we were on break but could’ve been lunch. He says ‘I’m going to miss you when you die.’ I’m 10 years older. Guess that was my birthday sentiment. 😂😂
Don't feel bad . Get flyers from all kinds if crematoriums , funeral homes , and the Poisidon society . They either want to bury ne burn me or drown me . I m only 68 !!!!!
We bought our modular couch from Costco because the doorways in our house are super narrow and won't fit anything else. We get SO MANY compliments on that couch.
I have a couch I just purchased. Wait, let me look if there is a COSTCO near me. A four hour round trip? And I have a KIA Soul? Oh, phooey, that's just details! Let me just put address in "Mapquest" ....
So long time ago, they did have reusable bags you could buy. I LOVE MY COSTCO BAGS!! And they are huge! Everyone asks where I found them. Makes Costco runs so much easier.
That's what WE needed to keep track if ours !! We bought the small fire safes and now we can't find our passports !!!! Or my coin collection . or my wife's jewelry . or ..... Kids!! Where the hell are you !!!! So much Costco stuff it's taking over the house like it's a living breathing thing !!!!
@@Mama_Bear524 I get it. Been battling the Costco/Sam's phenomena for almost 20 years. It's a love-hate thing. And, over time I'm pretty sure it costs more than you save.
I was going to say the 6th stage is grief of having to unload everything. You know I only really have to bring the rotisserie in the ice cream cones ill hide from the teenagers in the deep freeze the rest of this ill forget until I get ready to drive to work late on Monday. morning.
Where's the stage where you argue after checkout how much you spent, that we need a limit from now on (ours is $700, even for us too high), and that you won't go back for another month. Then the next stage is you go back the next weekend anyway and go over that limit.
I could literally go back every week and go over the limit. It's insane! I now limit it to once a month and local grocery for $100/w in between Costco trips. Bought a basement freezer commercial size just for Costco. I now freeze everything from muffins to bagels to cream cheese. Damn them 🤣
Funny stuff....now! Because we always exceeded our weekly budget the next week we took out cash for Costco to stay on budget.....let's say $250. We got our total at checkout and exceeded our cash! So we still had to use our card and then ended up with that cash withdrawal too. 😂
I thought I would never been this type of mom, but here I am, exactly the same you are showing 🤣🤣 and still FABULOUS AS YOU ARE! You are awesome, much love from the Netherlands 🇳🇱🤗❤💙
Only went there once. It was about eight years ago. Spent $500 and still had nothing for dinner. On the upside, I still haven’t run out of chap stick.
Lol. I can understand Costco being okay for a family of ten but Costco represents consumerism perfectly.
I honestly hate Costco. It's always crowded, stuff is never in the same place twice (sometimes you can't even find the same stuff twice); and if you just need a few things, it really isn't worth the time and hassle to save a few dollars by going to Costco and having to deal with the crowds and scavenger hunts. In addition to that, we have special dietary needs, and there literally are only 5 things at Costco we can even use. They are not special diet friendly at all. My membership expired, and I didn't realize it had since it's registered to my mom. I needed two things, and they wouldn't let me buy them unless I renewed right then and there. I was so mad I walked out and never went back. Now I have a Sam's Club membership, and it's so much less stressful on account of it's never busy so I literally can just go in and out with my 5 items.
I laughed out loud at this, how TRUE !
In 2020, during the height of the T.P. hoarding, I was looking ALL OVER TOWN for a couple boxes of Kleenex, specifically Kleenex because I like that brand and had JUST RUN OUT. Thankfully, I found them at Costco, but it came in a pack of 10! I had never monitored my Kleenex consumption habits and thought it was just a 1 year supply of Kleenex. It's been over a year now and I still have several boxes.
@@fairywingsonroses Costco has THE BEST prices! Olive Oil is the obvious one but I also got my electric bike, electric scooter, KitchenAid Mixer and other items there. Just took my neighbor there last week and they had the best price on a child't "water board" toy thing and the cubes that you put in those organizing cube shelves were 1/4 the price of the ones she found on Amazon. She bought a TON of stuff and filled my vehicle to the top! Not sure about your Costco but mine keeps things in the same place and well stocked. Maybe the things you can't find twice were being offered by a traveling vendor?
This is so incredibly, tragically, mind-blowingly accurate.
This is pretty accurate except you missed the critical stage 6 - getting a $1.50 hotdog and drink. It’s a necessary Costco buyer’s hard earned reward after purchasing over $200 of stuff
Exactly!!!
You can’t afford NOT to get one!
No the chicken bake is premium 👌🏻
My mom and I always go for less than 5 things like sometimes we say, let's go for dog diapers and chicken ONLY. But end up paying 170-220$ at the check-out line and have the same issue of making space in the kitchen for all the stuff. And also making multiple trips to the car since they don't have bags.
Must get the berry ice cream even if on a strict no sugar diet! Oooh so good!
This was all accurate. My wife and I just got a Costco membership after saying we didn’t need it for years because it’s just two of us in a one bedroom apartment. Well we broke down and got one, made a list of a handful of things to get (spinach, eggs, juice boxes) and left the store with:
- protein powder
- a pair of leggings
- 4 pairs of joggers
- a Harry Potter onesie
- paper towels
- toilet paper
- several bags of frozen fruit (to go with the protein powder
- 4 sets of towels, hand towels and facecloths
- a sweater
- liquid IV packets
- ski mask thing
- juice boxes
- BBQ sauce
Wait, they have towels?? Now I’m questioning my decision to get all new towels at target yesterday!
...and the BBQ suace doubles as personal protection... better than pepper spray and totttttttallllly leggggggal....!
@@papagena1 yes they do! They’ve held up really well. They’re on the opposite side of the food!
You got the juice boxes? Sheesh, people will lie about ANYTHING for attention these days. 🙃
How's the onsie right now??
"As long as we're here"
Yeah those are dangerous words to use at Costco
Right along with shopping right after pay day. I trip and good bye money.
This was absolutely hysterical 😂
“We can’t afford NOT to get a cat” 😆
lol there's always that weird mind trick where you buy something you don't need because it's a good price, as if you're saving money when you would save more money not buying it at all...
Hilarious!!!
"It will totally fit in the car." YEP. I used to own a Honda Civic, had carseats in the back, bought the big box of diapers and wipes...and then realized I didn't take the stroller out of the trunk. I'll never forget my first Costco trip with the minivan. It's like angels were singing.
This is also me and my husband when we go to Costco by ourselves. We can't be trusted.
It's ok. You just open the diapers and wipes and dump the individual packages out and stuff them in various places around the car (did you know there is a lot of wasted space under your legs when you're using the gas & break? Use it!). Have fun unloading!
Costco diapers areTHE BEST!
@@richardmahn7589 you’re an expert I see 😂
Costco gives deals on new cars, too... just sayin' :)
@@richardmahn7589 haha! Oh yes, it’s true. I don’t know why more people don’t use that space under the gas...
My personal “Costco Rule #1”: NEVER go to Costco when I’m hungry. Very dangerous.
You said it. Did tha once, had a cart full of stuff I could buy. But I live at home, for a time there was a two person rule per adress... I had my moms card, but yeah couldn't do it.😢😢😢
Now I'm scared dads talking about putting my name on the card since I'm more abled body then them and am my moms caregiver so to speak.
Nlmn
We did that last time we went to costco bc we planned on eating at the food court afterwards for dinner. Shopping while hungry makes an expensive trip 😅
This
Yep $30 dollars on pepperoni bites alone.
It’s even harder being an employee there.... we see all the cute stuff. Almost half my paycheck goes back to Costco. 😂 But it’s a great company to work for!
HALF.....? My WHOLE paycheck goes back to Costco!
I could never work there. It would be pointless.
@@SC-gp7kt honestly, I just try not to think about it. Lol 😂
It is indeed my friends, I'm glad I work here too
Plus stock in the company !!!!
As a former classmate of their younger kid, Penn, I am so glad to see this channel grow
Ok, step 6! We need to buy another house to put all this stuff in! Oh look, manufactured housing in aisle 25!
Epic comment. 🏆👏👏👏
🤣🤣🤣
I build prefabricated houses.
@@EssenceOfChicagolandAreas Excellent! We may need your assistance on aisle 25 in the near future. 🙂😅
@@workin4alivin585 haha
We went to Costco to pick up a 95¢ photo print. Left with a $2500 massage chair.
Oh, how I laughed !
😂
You can’t afford NOT to get a massage chair
Stage 5: this is where those suitcase-Tetris skills come back into play!
I thought same😂
Ikr.
I came to put nearly the exact same comment 😂🤣
Yes!!!!!
Yes!🤣🤣👏👏
Totally true! I’m from the UK and when I first walked into Costco in the US 🤯🤯🤯!!! There was a car hanging on the wall, diamond rings, ammo belts! Giant onions…. Etc etc… blew my tiny mind
You just turned a trip to Cosco into a business expense? Brilliant!
Pretty sure that they can't count the items they bought as business expenses... but they might be able to count the fuel?
@arabellasmom Stage 6: Buyer's Remorse.
A trip to Cosco? The China Ocean Shipping Company?
@@simonstevenson6686 I think he meant the company that makes car seats for babies.
We just got Costco memberships after saying we didn’t need one. We went to see it, got cards, and now I can’t wait to go there. This was SO accurate.
I like the muffins. Chocolate chip and poppyseed.
How much does the membership cost though
@@watzap $60
For a year
Don't forget the fuel savings!
I died at the end when Kim says "should we take the big car
for coffins"
You guys are the best!!!
Made me think of employee of the month movie. “Good luck killing your husband!”
I see what you did there
Anyone else thinking of buying a coffin to use as a storage bench until we die?
Just so we have it....omg. said that so often
Penn: I don't need to by my socks in bulk.
Also Penn: 16 pairs, I may never have to by socks again.
LOL
My first thought is that it is a huge exaggeration.
My second thought is nah, it is totally realistic.
Right!? The wall clock and the pepper spray and the lounge chair. . . How many people bought stuff like that, that if they never saw it, they never would have bought it.
I felt badly for Penn when Kim said I'm gonna stop ya right there, he looked so nervous and then I was happy for him when she said " Put it in the cart!!"
If they had bought the coffin on the first trip they could have put everything inside it and wouldn’t need bags ⚰️👍
Then you could put it on the roof, Causing all the neighbors to worry more.
Newbies
In some costco's , you can .
OMG GENIUS. lol
@@kimnapoleone9934 or buy a plastic skeleton in October and put it in the coffin with an arm peeking out and put it outside as a Halloween decoration
I lived in Raleigh for about 15 years, and he left the TV station to do crazy, funny stuff like this! He was very professional on TV and to do what he is doing now is freaking awesome!!! Keep it up with your wife!!! Go Canes!
Hilarious! Had to watch 3 times so far. The first time I walked into a Costco, right near the entrance they were selling BRIDAL GOWNS near the TIRES. Shoulda bought a few of each!! Our household storage is completely full - fridge, freezer, pantry, bathroom closet, medicine cabinet . . . multipack full of hammers? YES!
"...It's practically a health food.". Oh heck yeah😂🥰
I also never leave the house but bought the pepper spray the last time I was at Costco. My husband found that particularly hilarious. 🤷🤦😄
That bear spray was a killer deal! I almost got it
Planned a trip to Costco today for literally 4 things. Maybe 5 if they have something I was looking for last time I went. Wish me luck, Costco is dangerous. Although, I have gotten better at not buying all the random things... mostly. Don't go when your hungry.
Edit to add update: I only purchased one extra thing (technically two, but 1 of them had been on my list but I crossed it out). They had a pack of 3 filters for the home on sale. We had just used our last one, my husband said go for it when I called him. Success!
Hilarious
yup and stay out of the aisles if you dont need anything down them!
Coffins on sale! "Good to have them on hand!!!) 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
This sofa comes in a box and I’m not even going to question it. 🤣🤣🤣 Been there.
Our living room set came in two boxes. We use washable patio furniture (Ocean State Job Lot). Now the dog can sleep on the couch.
Dear god. Last night I went to Costco TO FILL A PRESCRIPTION, but in the subsequent 40 minute wait, I decided to go walk around the store for a couple things I needed. I ended up walking out with $250 worth of groceries and my prescriptions. How the h*** do I fit all of these groceries in my 1 bedroom apartment
Ooh, just realized the long prescription line is actually Costco employees forcing the "wander while waiting"😅
This is so spot on! You forgot looking at your receipt and seeing the hundreds of dollars spent when you only came to buy a few things. The wonderful Costco toilet paper that gives you all the free dingleberries you want!
This is what I just said! We don't go overboard like they did in this (of course that was the be comical) but we always are like $200 over what we thought it would be or what we planned to spend. Then we criticize each other (wife and I) for all the things the OTHER person bought that we don't need and could have made budge if THEY would have just stuck to the list and/or our bare essentials. (getting the coffin is of course a bare essential)
@@richardmahn7589 😂😂😂😂
Ewww! 💩
Can't stand the T.P. I have old 1970's toilets that don't have the extra pressure that new toilets have. Took me a while to work out Costco TP is much too large.
1:50 'Its practically a health food' 😂
Enjoyed this! Was hoping they'd end it by driving over to the giant gas pump line and saying "it makes perfect sense to wait 30 minutes to fill up the car and save .82 cents!" At least that's how our Costco gas line always is here in TX.
You might want to double-check prices. I've been saving around $0.60 / gallon for the past 1 1/2 year. As for the wait, yeah, there have been more than a few times I've left and come back later.
@@arts9995 prices where I'm at, Costco is almost $0.80/gallon cheaper then anywhere else
I'm with you - I think that line is ridiculous to save a few dollars.
i mean with how its looking these days those .82 cents for x gallons are gonna be worth it 😳
You sit in the Costco petrol line for 30 minutes eating your Costco pizza and hot dogs. It’s the perfect Costco experience. It’s the only thing in my life after having 3 kids that is structured
There is a stage when you face up bar codes of your stuff to help speed up the checkout process, then you feel so good when cashier thanks you.
Oh dear. I just did that 😬
I've always done that at the supermarket, until they finally brought in self-serve kiosks 😆 I mean why NOT make things a bit easier for somebody doing a tough job? Esp when otherwise all you'll be doing is standing there for 5mins desperately trying to avoid the lure of the candy bars!! 😅
My wife and I watched this and literally walked right out the door to get a Costco membership. We laughed the entire time - especially when we saw things from the video. When we saw the atomic clock, we lost it entirely!
I lost it at the GIGANTIC bag of charcoal for some reason, lol
Yes, this suddenly made me want to check out Costco--haven't been in years! But a chair that's also a cart? Something I never knew I always needed!
I have to move to a town in Missouri which has COSTCO as MY favorite constellation is Cassiopeia (I love it so much I had to ask Siri to spell it for me.).!
This is a little disturbing, Costco is about to open in my town and this does not fill me with confidence about being able to keep my wife out of trouble there.
Oh no, you wont be able to do that! Especially around the holidays.
@@SC-gp7kt especially if you like ham…nothing beats Costco brown sugar glazed spiral ham for Christmas!
@@elizabeatscancer Oh God yes!!!!
Don't worry you'll get into plenty trouble yourself. It's a wonderful place to shop. Also the samples will get you!!
@@elizebanarsee6767 Facts all over the place. He will love it!
Costco should pay them for the marketing XD
True story
Wait... you mean they didn't!?
Haha or UA-cam is paying them
I'm laughing. I live in Kirkland. Very close to the original Costco. Which is why it's Kirkland signature. And the funniest part is that we used to get hot dogs there, the original hot dog stand really was a hot dog cart. Hot dog and a can of soda for $1.50. Price hasn't changed in roughly 40 years.
@@heidifruchtl354 you can still get a hot dog and a can of soda for $1.50?
I absolutely ADORE the dynamic between you two! You guys are hilarious!
Haha truth. I thought you were going to bring up the checkout total, that one always gets me. "$700?!..But I only bought 5 things!"
Haha! $700 seems to be our magic number too!
Yes, the sticker shock at check out is REAL!
Same😂😂😂
Ever leave Costco for less then 400... 😂
Ha ha ha, that’s me Amber…I blow my Costco budget every time 😆
Thank you for the entertainment. I work for Costco. This was great!
"Do you know how much they charge for this at the parks??? I'll show them!"
I have said that exact phrase in Costco. Multiple times. Sometimes just to myself. Out loud though.
This is LITERALLY my favorite store in the world. It's hard not to spend at least $100.
This was hilarious to watch. So true. I shop at both Sam's and Costco. Get their higher membership that pays you back. It basically pays for my renewal each year.
How much do you pay a year for both?
They both pay you back with literally the same benefits.
Or get the credit card that pays 5% cash back on gas. That alone pays the membership.
we get $500+ back each year lol
Seconded for Costco, especially if you get gas from them regularly, that will pay it off alone
This was absolutely hilarious! Had me in splits! You guys are awesome! Thanks so much for making my day!
OMG this is my mom at literally any store! Goes in for a few things then forgets the one thing she was going there for. Love you guys!❤❣💕❤
#targetstores
Couldn’t quit laughing the whole time. So true!
As an employee you have no idea how true these stages are. 😂😂
I think this is my favorite episode so far, I was laughing all the way through, and I've only been to Costco once in my lifetime.
Went to Costco just to get a bday cake for our son. Hubs and I ended up spending $500 at checkout for “just a bday cake” errand. 🤣😂😄
🤭 been there 😆 Happy bday to your son!!
Truth! And more money when they let you try the samples.
$500 at Costco is so easy to accidentally do! Been there done that, more than once!
my mom went there to get eggs. She bought a washing machine and a fridge.
@@tvshowsnmovies1234 There are some great posts on this Vlog but this one had me falling off the sofa! I mean I laughed ... but yikes, it kinda goes "Whoa there, Mom!"
Most couches less than five figures come in a box. We just paid people to put it together in the back before customers arrived for their custom ordered selections, part of the mark up price. 😂
When she said, "...your side of the closet," I died. When I was a kid, that was always my answer to justify items that were a huge waste of space. Glad to know it follows you into marriage.
Wait, when you were a kid and did this, who was the "your" that got the stuff in his/her closet?
@@richardmahn7589 shared a bedroom with my older sister. Yeah... that wasn't clear. Thanks for asking!
Moral of the video: just because it’s a good price doesn’t mean you should buy it :)
I'm gonna pretend that I didn't see this-
But.....on the other hand....as long as you're there....😂
@@pattyzolenska3146 exactly, plus you never know when you might need...whatever it is you're questioning, better grab it, just in case.
@@gillianpioske2769 Lol
they must exercise self control!
COSTO accountants doing back flips of joy as the entire premise is "we do not need it so let's buy in ... in bulk" the entire premise!
Actually on my way to Costco now~ I’ll never view shopping there the same 😂 Thanks for putting laughter into our lives on totally relatable topics 😃
Hello Patricia how’re you doing?
I love how in stage 1 they have Kirkland olive oil 😂
Kirkland wines are so good! Outstanding produce. And you didn’t even mention the bakery with pies bigger than your head! Sooooo much to love!
So great! Thanks for the amazing humor. You guys are the best!
Our local funeral homes uses Costco Coffins too & just doubles the price to the public - most folks don’t even question it! (Why would they?)
But anyone can order them online & you’ll save $1,000’s! They deliver directly to the funeral too!
That’s probably the weirdest comment I’ve ever left on a video with the goal of trying to be helpful!
Word.
🤣
I tried to convince my Dad to buy himself a Costco coffin. He had been looking at the really fancy expensive ones. When I was a kid he said, "Just bury me in any cheap wood box." I tried to be helpful with my info about wholesale cheap coffins. Didn't go well.
😂👍👍
Got any more frugal suggestions for when I croak? Seriously asking.
This video is so true. Fortunately, the nearest Costco is 90 minutes away and I only visit once every 6-8 weeks. I went this week for 8 items and expected the bill to be about $400 max. I should have known better and I found out at checkout I had picked up $811 worth of items. I won’t be visiting Costco for at least two months. I am very happy with my purchases but it’s so hard to stick to a list when they might not have that extra item you see ever again.
I had to bar my husband from going to Costco alone. I could run in to get 1-3 items and stay on task. As soon as he walked in the doors, his ADHD took over. 😂
That me and my husband. I can get out of Costco with only a pizza, but everytime my husband comes back from Costco, I ask him, "you spent how much?!!" 😆
I was hoping the rotisserie chicken would make an appearance 😝 when you don’t feel like cooking or you need a short cut for meal prep, Costco rotisserie chicken saves the day!
It’s a marketing ploy! I read an article that they admit they sell them far under value and “lose money” but it’s because they know by selling them cheap and at the back of the store people will likely spend money on several other items, and it works!
LOL, this is so relatable! The first time I went to Costco I was sharing a house with 2 friends and 2 of us went shopping. My friend drove and she just had a little car. WE bought so much we had to call our other roommate to come with her car, and we still couldn't' t fit everything in so I had to go home with her to get my car too, lol.
We're only half way through the paper towel package my MIL bought us when we moved into a new house 11 months ago. I can't imagine buying 2 packs at a time unless I ran a business. We just finally got our own membership with the Groupon deal. Haven't spent more than $100 yet.
“Should we take the big car? They have coffins. What if we die?? It’s nice to have one on hand.” We were laughing out loud the entire video on this one. You two killed it! So, so funny. Watched it twice. Sending to all my Costco shopper friends.
OMG! I just checked and the coffins are $999.99! They're cute too!
Conscious phrase "they killed it" observation on coffins comment ... so sick! And hilarious! And still sick!
“It tells time with atoms.” “It’s practically magic!” That part killed me. You guys are hilarious! .
A few questions I have:
Whats the secret to your relationship?
How are both of you so funny?
How do both of you look like models?
These questions need to be answered.
@@gillianpioske2769 02.24.2022. A lot of answers (except how they look like models: great metabolisms is my guess) on their Vlogs from their participation on The Amazing Race..
They do have at least one book on relationships which I bet is GREAT. Also there's several videos on relationships on their website and yep, like another poster mentioned they did say in their TAR podcast that they went to couples counseling. They just seem like the nicest people...I mean, normal people with issues like us all, but that they seem to be continuously striving to improve and do the work to be good and mentally and emotionally healthy.
Yes, they are both so funny...Penn especially is hilarious and I love his exuberance. He is SO TALENTED and creative. They're both vulnerable and open and it's beautiful. And yep, they are both very attractive people inside and out!
For the last question, one of their videos suggests Kim has 27 different kinds of soaps. One for her face, another for her face, one to keep her face tight, another one to only put on at night, one that's costs 37 dollars, exfoliating Jojoba seed, Dead Sea mud, and several more.
I went to Costco the other day and *cue heavenly angels singing* they're starting to bring the sample ladies back!! Sample Ladies are #6 because you're only a true Costco member when you hip check a senior citizen to get that last stir-fry meatball before they have to cook up another batch.
Don’t feel bad about that hip check. At my local Costco they make Running Man’s Dynaball look like Miss Daisy.
LMAO! Geezus, stage 5. The unloading, unpacking, and "now where the hell am I gonna put all this?" stage is the worse.
Stage 5 is why you pickup a couple of plastic bins in Costco, to put the rest of your stuff in.😎👍
Hilarious! It just amazes me how you goofballs find humor in everyday things all of us do. So easy to relate!! I love Costco and your making fun of the mindset you develop shopping there.
Fireworks!? Aren’t they illegal in our state? Get em in there!😂😂😂 I love that they actually bought all of the stuff!😂😂😂Unless they have some kind of special deal where Costco lets them bring items home on loan to be used as UA-cam props. I’m dead!😂😂😂
You guys forgot to buy their chest freezer.. that’s why you had problems putting things away! 😅 (True story)
I think Costco should just give you a chest freezer when you sign up.
I know right? Amateurs! 🤣
@@PacheGayd who said they didn't?
Newbies
I keep trying to convince my wife . I keep telling her " but honey !! Just look at all this meat just laying here going to waste !!! " ( true story , and we WERE in the meat dept . at the time . )
Ok..this got funnier and funnier with every item.😂
Hello 👋how are you doing?
We totally take all the frozen snacks out of the box and stash them all over the freezer... or in ziplocs.
Wait, honey, buy the big box of ziplocs, too...
Convienently, they also sell deep freezers in isle 24. It's an essential to have if you're a Costco shopper.
Yep
Uhoh, I was just thinking today that I need more ziplocs.....I don't know if I am financially prepared for a trip there right now...(*panic begins to set in)
I was just there yesterday and the food court is always a mandatory last stop after check out 😌! This was hilarious 😆 Love this video 😂
"That's my favorite constellation!" 😂😂
The belt of Orion is the easiest to puck out !
I work at Costco had seen this video before and found it quite amusing and accurate. The funny thing is, is that I had to go this employee meeting and they showed this video. And it made everyone one laugh. The one bright side to the meeting lol
Them: Do we need to see out the back?
Me (dead serious): No. Absolutely not.
I think they sell rear view cameras to install into your car. They could just buy that and attach it quickly before they leave?
That's what the side mirrors are for, silly!! :)
This is the least crowded Costco I've ever seen.
That's what our neighborhood Costco looks like midweek right after school gets out. That's when I go.
They were probably allowed in to film before the store opened.
@@laurastr1 As someone who stocks mornings there I would be very surprised if they did. We have far too much heavy equipment on the floor to allow anyone in early, mostly because we have a pretty large amount of freight we're stocking the floor with. More likely they showed up in one our deadzones in the week days.
@@laurastr1 p
COVID occupancy limits?
Stage 6 is having everything in your home be from Costco, so when the haters are like, nah I don't want to go there and they like your stuff you can respond. "Costco"!
Oh my word, yessss! :) And that coffin?! I literally got that as an ad on facebook ON MY BIRTHDAY this year. Talk about feeling old... Hahaha!
On my birthday I didn’t even hear from my bf,then two days later at work I think we were on break but could’ve been lunch. He says ‘I’m going to miss you when you die.’
I’m 10 years older. Guess that was my birthday sentiment. 😂😂
Don't feel bad . Get flyers from all kinds if crematoriums , funeral homes , and the Poisidon society . They either want to bury ne burn me or drown me . I m only 68 !!!!!
'It tells time with atoms." BWAHAHA. These cats are so funny and so spot on.
We bought our modular couch from Costco because the doorways in our house are super narrow and won't fit anything else. We get SO MANY compliments on that couch.
Nice!
now i want a modular couch!
I have a couch I just purchased. Wait, let me look if there is a COSTCO near me. A four hour round trip? And I have a KIA Soul? Oh, phooey, that's just details! Let me just put address in "Mapquest" ....
100% NAILED the 'both together & on-board with everything" attitude!!!! 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So long time ago, they did have reusable bags you could buy. I LOVE MY COSTCO BAGS!! And they are huge! Everyone asks where I found them. Makes Costco runs so much easier.
We get compliments on our Costco giant reusable bags in every store we use them. Grocery baggers love them!
This is the best and most acurate video I have ever seen! Great job guys! HILARIOUS!
OMG - The giant safe for the passports! 😂😂
That's what WE needed to keep track if ours !! We bought the small fire safes and now we can't find our passports !!!! Or my coin collection . or my wife's jewelry . or ..... Kids!! Where the hell are you !!!! So much Costco stuff it's taking over the house like it's a living breathing thing !!!!
"it's practically a health food" LMAO!
The Disney sleep set, though. I 100% bought the lavender Minnie Mouse one. So soft!
So funny! My favorite was the Disney PJs: "We'll show them." 😂
Accurate! We go in for JUST a rotisserie chicken. $350 later….Every.Single.Time.
We always went for the rotisserie chickens and their big tray of chocolate muffins and then of course ended up with tons of other groceries, hahahaha
" It's practically a health food "(chocolate)🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seriously got a Costco Membership that I never use...totally going today after seeing this lol!
I was going thru my wallet yesterday and noticed my card from last year. I never go.
@@Mama_Bear524 And you've saved a fortune and a fair amount of extended frustration.
@@workin4alivin585 😂 probably. It’s crazy when I do do. I get very overwhelmed.
@@Mama_Bear524 I get it. Been battling the Costco/Sam's phenomena for almost 20 years. It's a love-hate thing. And, over time I'm pretty sure it costs more than you save.
You know great humor hits home when some of those examples play like a recap of your most recent visits to Costco
The only thing you forgot was completely overdoing it at the concession stand afterwards
I went to Costco today and bought the 18 inch pepperoni pizza, I mean sure it was just me at the house but for 10 bucks, hell yeah
I live 10min away from a Costco and my husband and regularly pop in for a cheap concession sandwhich.
Ha ha! I just discovered Costco coffins last week.
Stage 6: When your childhood expertise in playing tetris comes into play while stuffing the fridge.
Shoot! Someone beat me to it
I was going to say the 6th stage is grief of having to unload everything. You know I only really have to bring the rotisserie in the ice cream cones ill hide from the teenagers in the deep freeze the rest of this ill forget until I get ready to drive to work late on Monday. morning.
Costco: Come for a bottle of cheap wine. Leave with a tool shed!
Real talk though. I’ll knock out that pretzel tub out in a weekend!😂😂😂
Where's the stage where you argue after checkout how much you spent, that we need a limit from now on (ours is $700, even for us too high), and that you won't go back for another month. Then the next stage is you go back the next weekend anyway and go over that limit.
Ha ha ha ha ha….So True Richard 😆
I could literally go back every week and go over the limit. It's insane! I now limit it to once a month and local grocery for $100/w in between Costco trips. Bought a basement freezer commercial size just for Costco. I now freeze everything from muffins to bagels to cream cheese. Damn them 🤣
This video was only about DAY 1 of Costco membership-save that for episode 2+ cuz it’s so true!! 😉😂😭😂
Funny stuff....now! Because we always exceeded our weekly budget the next week we took out cash for Costco to stay on budget.....let's say $250. We got our total at checkout and exceeded our cash! So we still had to use our card and then ended up with that cash withdrawal too. 😂
I absolutely LOVE you two! Keep ‘em comin’!
I thought I would never been this type of mom, but here I am, exactly the same you are showing 🤣🤣 and still FABULOUS AS YOU ARE! You are awesome, much love from the Netherlands 🇳🇱🤗❤💙
You earned a spot in my life! You guys are hilarious!!!