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  • @Maxfower
    @Maxfower 11 годин тому +286

    A brave and stunning move would be to produce a film set in an Islamic Mosque (masjid), where progressive values ​​such as pro-gay and pro-divorce are being discussed by the new Islamic Leadership. But I highly doubt that a Hollywood studio would have the guts or balls to pull that off.

    • @scots2129
      @scots2129 9 годин тому +12

      No doubt needed. You know it won't happen

    • @Maxfower
      @Maxfower 8 годин тому +3

      @scots2129 pretty sure of it! LOL

    • @danee0123
      @danee0123 8 годин тому +3

      It would be a very short movie

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 7 годин тому +4

      Closest you're going to get is the PBS/BBC 80s docudrama "Death of A Princess". Big Oil and the Reagan Admin. landed on PBS not to air it.
      It aired once then vanished but you can now find it here on youtube. It stars Paul Freeman. He was the bad guy in Raiders of the Lost Ark. With music by Vangelis.

    • @CreationBrosZone-km5be
      @CreationBrosZone-km5be 6 годин тому +1

      Lol. Well said.

  • @RachelNichols-writer
    @RachelNichols-writer 10 годин тому +188

    I'm not even Catholic and I find Hollywood's depiction of Roman Catholics offensive. Most of the stuff they hate about Catholics would apply for us "sola scriptura" Protestants too.

    • @sorenpx
      @sorenpx 8 годин тому

      Same here. Any attack on Christendom is broadly an attack on all Christians.

    • @johnnydollar579
      @johnnydollar579 7 годин тому

      Except the Catholic church has actual power and influence in the world. That's why they keep talking s*** about it.

    • @battra92
      @battra92 7 годин тому +12

      Same here. I'll disagree forever with Catholics on Mary and the Pope but will never bow to the notion that the Bible is anything but the Word of God.

    • @ericmadsen7470
      @ericmadsen7470 7 годин тому +18

      As a Catholic I thank you for calling this movie out as offensive.

    • @gregthebaritone
      @gregthebaritone 5 годин тому

      Hollywood's attacks are what is known as confession through projection. They've found an organization seemingly guilty of that which they know they are, so they launch their barrage. Not sure if this is done out of insecurity or as a diversion, though.

  • @Jetstoanywhere
    @Jetstoanywhere 11 годин тому +172

    I wonder if they would do something like this with Islam?

    • @Otokichi786
      @Otokichi786 8 годин тому +16

      Not with the threat of death squads and suicide bombers turning the film studio into rubble!

    • @NightimeInDeepSpace
      @NightimeInDeepSpace 7 годин тому +16

      @@Otokichi786 I can't even say 1 word of your sentence without being censored how do you do it?

    • @SweetandFullofGrace
      @SweetandFullofGrace 6 годин тому

      What the other Abrahamic religion? Isnt it weird, that sure they dont have the balls to do a movie about the people who will actually bomb them, but they also dont have the
      balls to do it to their own religion... almost like you know deep down the tribe actually kind of hates the Christians.

    • @Mr.McWatson
      @Mr.McWatson 5 годин тому

      no no you don't understand; non whites can't handle criticism and we can't hold them to the same standards, they aren't capable you see.

    • @smoore6461
      @smoore6461 3 години тому

      Yeah, I think they learned from Carlie Hebdo how that would work out for them.

  • @NiallMor
    @NiallMor 10 годин тому +81

    Well, I am Catholic, and I wasn't planning to see this movie anyway, but your review just gives me another reason not to.

  • @georgiapatriot4575
    @georgiapatriot4575 12 годин тому +277

    Dave Cullen-watching bad movies so we don’t have to.

    • @syntaxusdogmata3333
      @syntaxusdogmata3333 11 годин тому +6

      I wouldn't watch it even if he hadn't.

    • @councilofkarens729
      @councilofkarens729 11 годин тому

      Where's his parade?

    • @M-S_4321
      @M-S_4321 11 годин тому +2

      Wouldn't have ever watched it anyway, but appreciated all the same.

    • @councilofkarens729
      @councilofkarens729 11 годин тому +2

      @@M-S_4321 I Dom't watch most of the films & TV shows coming out lately, but happy to watch YT reviews, as they are infinitely more entertaining and better written LOL.

    • @lesgamester7356
      @lesgamester7356 11 годин тому

      😂 😂 😂

  • @eezonly1sand0s54
    @eezonly1sand0s54 12 годин тому +329

    They're turnin' the freakin' Popes GAY!

    • @dsmyify
      @dsmyify 11 годин тому +29

      They have always been.

    • @fotzegamingandmedia1840
      @fotzegamingandmedia1840 11 годин тому +14

      I thought he already was!

    • @JustTooDamnHonest
      @JustTooDamnHonest 11 годин тому +10

      One of their most well known Popes was a crime lord(Rodrigo Borgia).

    • @Ruby_Villain
      @Ruby_Villain 11 годин тому +6

      They were already p do, so…

    • @mikep4957
      @mikep4957 11 годин тому

      @@dsmyify 100% beat me to it

  • @Thomas-o4j1p
    @Thomas-o4j1p 10 годин тому +70

    Life long Catholic here. This is Hollywood continuing to gaslight you into thinking "You're the only one who feels this way, EVERYONE else thinks like us"

    • @dasparado
      @dasparado 3 години тому

      There like a few hundred activists, each with hundreds of social media profiles They know they are outnumbered, but they must spread their disease at all costs.

  • @johnvasiliou9095
    @johnvasiliou9095 11 годин тому +82

    I guess this film makes the case that the Devil runs Hollywood.

    • @Ruby_Villain
      @Ruby_Villain 10 годин тому +4

      … and the Catholic Church

    • @obsidian00
      @obsidian00 9 годин тому +2

      ...always has, always will.

    • @luiznogueira1579
      @luiznogueira1579 9 годин тому

      ...and the US government, starting Jan 20

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 4 години тому +3

      Babylon Bee has been killing it with depicting Satan as a smug guy promoting Hollyweird.

  • @brando3342
    @brando3342 12 годин тому +213

    Of course this was made to blaspheme God... this is Hollyweird after all.

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 12 годин тому +8

      This, but they'll be sorry they did.

    • @sujoywilliam2905
      @sujoywilliam2905 12 годин тому +12

      who runs hollywood?

    • @Bred-vz2py
      @Bred-vz2py 11 годин тому

      Hollywood is basically a Satanic temple. Did you really expect them not to blaspheme God because it's like all they mostly do.

    • @bryanwhelan351
      @bryanwhelan351 11 годин тому +3

      wouldn't have been prodewced otherwise

    • @bryanwhelan351
      @bryanwhelan351 11 годин тому

      ​@@sujoywilliam2905gremlins

  • @fredpagniello3267
    @fredpagniello3267 11 годин тому +60

    Skip this and watch "The Shoes of the Fisherman" in which Anthony Quinn plays a Russian Archbishop who is elected Pope at a critical juncture in history: China and Russia are going to war. His actions at the end of the film avert this catastrophe.

    • @josephfisher426
      @josephfisher426 7 годин тому +6

      The 1960s, when people could be grownups?

    • @Dabhach1
      @Dabhach1 6 годин тому +4

      @@josephfisher426 It says everything that the 1960s people actually LOOK like grownups compared to what's ruling the world today.

  • @LittlePhizDorrit
    @LittlePhizDorrit 11 годин тому +27

    I called it when I saw the trailer. My friend said it looked good and I replied, "it will be filled with woke agenda; Hollywood can't make a movie nowadays without THE MESSAGE, but especially a movie about the Catholic church."

  • @harrisonbergeron5393
    @harrisonbergeron5393 12 годин тому +15

    My wife watched this the other day and was telling me about it, she said it was real blah. This after I said 'that looks terrible'. She said there was a surprise. I said 'let me guess something ghay or trans right?'

  • @IdealX-fr4eg
    @IdealX-fr4eg 10 годин тому +41

    Catholic church for "Modern Audiences"

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 4 години тому

      I read that in Critical Drinker's voice!

  • @mustang607
    @mustang607 11 годин тому +60

    It would be like the hero of the winning basketball team admitting that he was a dwarf that wore stilts.

  • @TheDaveCullenShow
    @TheDaveCullenShow  12 годин тому +88

    Reuploaded to fix a mistake in my review script. Sorted now.

    • @tegandetermann3299
      @tegandetermann3299 12 годин тому +1

      I was wondering about that. The video froze and then I got a second notification about the same video.

    • @justanothercomment416
      @justanothercomment416 12 годин тому +3

      It's too bad we're not allowed to discuss the depth of what's actually taking place behind the scenes which is driving all the narrative. Needless to say, it is biblical. Literally.

    • @romibengali
      @romibengali 12 годин тому

      Nah you dislike it just because you're catholic. Even film threat have a much better review of this movie.

    • @justanothercomment416
      @justanothercomment416 12 годин тому +2

      Tol Er Ance is not a virtue. It is not a Chris Tian vir Tue. The bible requires conservancy. Any position contrary is anti-Chris Tian. Is there another word for the hyphen?

    • @unusualaussie9606
      @unusualaussie9606 12 годин тому +1

      According to a comment here the book is similar if not the same.

  • @hi-q2261
    @hi-q2261 12 годин тому +78

    I can't wait till they do a movie about Hollywood, which is basically the liberal version of the Catholic Church. "OH, wait, they won't." 🤨

    • @emptyblank099a
      @emptyblank099a 7 годин тому

      They many movies about Hollywood depicted in a bad light. Babylon came last year.

    • @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese
      @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese 6 годин тому +1

      It would be the most disgusting movie ever made

    • @jameskingsbery3644
      @jameskingsbery3644 3 години тому +1

      Maybe we can get the Daily Wire to do a Harvey Weinstein biopic.

    • @michaelbarnard8529
      @michaelbarnard8529 Годину тому +1

      The Wolf of Wall Street struck me as Hollywood projecting itself on Wall Street.

  • @shogunofharlem8240
    @shogunofharlem8240 12 годин тому +55

    So.. is Father Ted a more properly authentic depiction of Catholic priests and the Catholic faith ?🤔

    • @Adam-sd2ow
      @Adam-sd2ow 10 годин тому +14

      More based creator.

    • @AtariDad
      @AtariDad 10 годин тому

      I hear you're a racist now, Father!

    • @liveliestawfulness
      @liveliestawfulness 9 годин тому +12

      That would be an ecumenical matter

    • @Rogue-a-Pogue
      @Rogue-a-Pogue 8 годин тому +7

      _DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING_

    • @Bassquake76
      @Bassquake76 7 годин тому +3

      Tis the gold standard!

  • @nikoladragoev7485
    @nikoladragoev7485 11 годин тому +47

    Now, Holywood, do the same movie, but with Islamic institution.

    • @Otokichi786
      @Otokichi786 8 годин тому +6

      Nope, film people want to keep breathing and not finding burned out ruins where the studio used to be.;)

    • @multilad816
      @multilad816 8 годин тому +1

      They'll likely get destroyed both figuratively and literally

    • @emptyblank099a
      @emptyblank099a 7 годин тому

      Unlike Christians Muslims actually care about their religion so it would never happen.

  • @FatNorthernBigot
    @FatNorthernBigot 12 годин тому +100

    This movie has a stellar cast, and I was really looking forward to it. I let my guard down for once and face the usual disappointment. Oh well, back to avoiding the usual gender-bending nonsense and watching my old shows and movies, instead. 🙄

    • @sluggo2014
      @sluggo2014 12 годин тому +4

      Gunsmoke !!!

    • @aliciabell6688
      @aliciabell6688 12 годин тому +3

      Just watch them be interviewed they are embarrassed.

    • @sole__doubt
      @sole__doubt 12 годин тому +2

      Yeah all movies made in the past decade are rather awful. Im still upset at the way Blade Runner 2049 was destroyed by the message.

    • @Rory_ODwyer
      @Rory_ODwyer 11 годин тому +1

      @@sole__doubtwhat happened in bladerunner 2049 ? I don’t remember it being woke

    • @sole__doubt
      @sole__doubt 11 годин тому +2

      @@Rory_ODwyer Sheesh where do I begin? The feminist girl boss stuff and the way men were portrayed as dumb brutes for starters. The Love character being able to fight with K is just ludicrous. K could destroy her with one hand tied behind his back in real life.

  • @councilofkarens729
    @councilofkarens729 12 годин тому +76

    Ralph Fiennes is rapidly becoming the new Charles Dance/Mark Strong, being far too talented & classy for the bilge he is being cast in. I can only presume they see these things as being "bill payers". This is a re-tread of the myth of the female Pope "Pope Joan" c. 13th Century. I know Hollywood are lacking in originality, but a 800 year old story? Come on now.

    • @ChaoticYak1
      @ChaoticYak1 12 годин тому +11

      You know, if they actually told THAT story in its supposed setting and using the story that has been passed down (not a modern transgender thing), it could be genuinely interesting. However, they wouldn't be able to handle that. Historical accuracy, even in legends, is not Hollywood's strong suit.

    • @councilofkarens729
      @councilofkarens729 12 годин тому +3

      @@ChaoticYak1 There have been at least two, one in 1972 & one in 2009. 😀 Mind you, I'm not sure you can have historical accuracy regarding what is, essentially, a myth.

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 12 годин тому +2

      He'll be starring along with Adam Sandler soon

    • @councilofkarens729
      @councilofkarens729 11 годин тому

      @@marbellaotaiza801 After Al Pacino wh0red himself out to the Sandler film scam scheme, nothing surprises me any longer......

    • @councilofkarens729
      @councilofkarens729 11 годин тому

      @@marbellaotaiza801 after Al Pacino sold his souls for a share of the Sandler sc@m film scheme, nothing surprises me any longer.

  • @bozzutoman
    @bozzutoman 7 годин тому +7

    Hollywood should just make _Satan's Alley_ with Robert Downey Jr and Tobey Maguire.

  • @jimUkay
    @jimUkay 12 годин тому +155

    Communism approved this movie.

    • @JustTooDamnHonest
      @JustTooDamnHonest 11 годин тому +3

      Spoken like someone who doesn’t know what communism is.

    • @Ruby_Villain
      @Ruby_Villain 11 годин тому +15

      Satan did too

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 10 годин тому +3

      Bella Dodds liked this.

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 9 годин тому +2

      @@JustTooDamnHonest spoken like a tankie

    • @tinonoman5831
      @tinonoman5831 4 години тому

      @@JustTooDamnHonest Communism has historically galvanized actors via mobilizing the "marginalized" or self perceived "marginalized" against a cohort of relatively well to do populace in a move to grab power. In this case it is the "oppressed" versus the "normative", the motive being information control.

  • @sdfried4877
    @sdfried4877 11 годин тому +6

    Trans Pope was literally my first guess.
    Then I thought it could be a black lesbian with a shaved head.
    Always go with your first instinct.

  • @lothos-tu4uh
    @lothos-tu4uh 9 годин тому +14

    ...and when is the 'ayotollah is gay' movie coming out? 🤪

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 8 годин тому

      "Man love thursday" is a thing over there. Or, at least it was when I was in Iraq and Kuwait.
      (Shudders at the mental image of the queues) My time in Army had some interesting events, but the euphemism 'make your buddy happy' was never quite so literal as the locals took it.

    • @SweetandFullofGrace
      @SweetandFullofGrace 6 годин тому

      Right after Moses and his child brides.

  • @TheSniperGTO
    @TheSniperGTO 6 годин тому +4

    On a complete side note. I’m an American Protestant, but have a degree in Ecclesiastical History from the University of Durham in England, so I’m familiar with the elements of Catholicism. Anyway, I joined the army as an officer. While I was working in Jordan, Pope Francis came to Amman to hold mass. I was selected to work security with the Jordanian SF teams and the Swiss Guard. The Pope wanted to meet his protectors, and say hello to us. He held out his ring, and I explained I was Baptist, and didn’t think it was right, but it was an honor to meet him. He said the honor was his and blessed me.
    I have lots of Catholics friends, and they can’t believe I got blessed by the pope, and they’ve never even seen him in person.

  • @sluggo2014
    @sluggo2014 12 годин тому +30

    Thanks for taking the bull et for us

  • @kevinintheusa8984
    @kevinintheusa8984 12 годин тому +43

    I never intended to see this movie and I am so glad I skipped it and now I will never see it. Woke garbage can't go away fast enough.

    • @Zwia.
      @Zwia. 9 годин тому

      It's not woke. It shows both sides of the argument that's going on in the church right now and that has been for decades. Some cardinals want to liberalise because they are losing members, while some want to go more conservative.
      The writers actually had me siding with the conservative papal candidate after the bombing when he did his speech decrying Islam. So it definitely isn't one-sided.
      The trans twist isn't even that crazy, there will definitely be priests in real life that are trans that we don't know about. The writers didn't even make it a good thing that they became the pope, it was portrayed as a massive mistake and disaster.
      Conservatives can be just as triggered as progressives, look how upset you are getting over a movie that you haven't even seen. It's embarrassing. It shows a distinct lack of reason when you use rhetoric like 'woke' I mean imagine still using that in 2024, it's such a boomer Facebook term that people throw out to trivialise anything that they think is against their own agenda.
      People can't even watch movies anymore without getting upset and worrying about their own agendas. It's just a movie, it's not real.

  • @WhiskyCardinalWes
    @WhiskyCardinalWes 12 годин тому +22

    I watched 'Conclave' a couple of nights ago. I watched it for the star power names, and was terribly let down by the extremes put forth by the writing. It was only with the help of the contents of a bottle of Auchentoshan, that was I able to refrain from hurling the remote into the television.

  • @TheAutistWhisperer
    @TheAutistWhisperer 12 годин тому +34

    A shame because it's shot well.

    • @LostCauseClown
      @LostCauseClown 12 годин тому +11

      Well, so was JFK, and that still sucked.

    • @jonbaxter2254
      @jonbaxter2254 12 годин тому +2

      Excellent cinematography.

    • @sole__doubt
      @sole__doubt 12 годин тому +1

      @@LostCauseClown YOu really think Oliver Stones' JFK sucked? What exactly didnt you like about it? Everything about it is done well.

    • @scopedog9197
      @scopedog9197 10 годин тому +2

      ​@@LostCauseClowncartoonish even, but entertaining...

  • @riogrande5761
    @riogrande5761 12 годин тому +16

    Thanks for saving me the cringe of watching this movie. Sadly, so much these days are unwatchable. The spoiler is just more of the garbage that the media throws at use constantly. The human race is headed into dystopia. Some of your observations about the characters are sadly true in modern world. Since they are so far from Biblical dogma, I wonder why they are even serving in the church hierarchy. SMH.

  • @sjTHEfirst
    @sjTHEfirst 9 годин тому +8

    One of my favorite lines in Babylon 5 was Garibaldi saying to Sheraton “You’re not the Pope, you don’t look anything like HER”. 😂😂

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 8 годин тому +2

      Suddenly want some bagels.
      Damn, but I love B5.

    • @michaeldavid6832
      @michaeldavid6832 Годину тому

      I never liked B5. I guess it was the lack of any masculine characters.

  • @danjohnson887
    @danjohnson887 11 годин тому +10

    That's a load of Papal Bull... (See what I did there...)!

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 9 годин тому

      Former devout Catholic here... Nope. Don't see it, and I don't want you pontificating about it! 😉

  • @alexsolomon7991
    @alexsolomon7991 10 годин тому +11

    To be perfectly Fair: the movie has their new pope wind up being intersex and they didn't even find out until well in adulthood. Comparing the plight of the intersex to the rest of the trans community is about as Fair as comparing one adult homosexual wanting to marry an another adult homosexual with the sort of people that call themselves MAPS. It is neither accurate or fair. There are distinctions and distinctions matter. The whole alphabet soup community is already showing rather dramatic signs of fracturing over this and similar issues. The current social crisis was caused by a bunch of different social minorities getting so desperate that they grouped together without paying attention to the quality of the individual groups and now that they've become a social force to be reckoned with and have time for introspection are starting to realize they've made some rather dramatic errors. It's a bit like Ukraine getting invaded by Russia;of course they're going to let the Neo-Nazi social factions fight alongside the rest of the troops.... Their survival as a nation was at stake. When the smoke clears though the factions are going to realize they're not compatible in the long term and one or the other will gain dominance. And unfortunately between the start of the war and the end some pretty dramatic crimes are probably going to happen along the way that a lot of people are going to wind up regretting.

    • @michaeldavid6832
      @michaeldavid6832 Годину тому

      The Ukraine analogy works more thoroughly and grim than that. But their actual "ally" was NATO -- who prodded them to antagonize the Russians to hurt the Russians. The Not-Sees were merely the more aggressive and useful party to that end.
      But as these things always go, to antagonize Russia on its borders is to invite ruin -- utter and permanent ruin. The'll chew through your best men like a plodding industrial meatgrinder... then they'll chew up your next best, then the next, and then the last men you have. What's left of your nation has seen the last of its best days -- your genetic stock of even mildly patriotic men turned into fertilizer. All babies born to your nation after that will be the offspring of the weak of mind, body, and will. This is what happened to France and then Germany.
      Ukraine volunteered for their own permanent anihilaiton. The KIA of Ukranian men is currently 600 to 900 thousand. Almost all of those men were the bravest and first to fight. The mission was doomed from the start and everyone who knew even a little world history concluded that the day Russia decided to step foot into Ukraine with war intentions.
      Likewise, the people conned into these social justice movements weren't those who created the movement... those political actors are well away from the battlefield. They went to war against fundamental human nature. Every last time this has ever been attempted, it brought those who attempted it to ruin... especially those on the front lines.
      Why is this so relevant? Because the Russians themselves went to war against human nature as part of the Soviet Union. Even with their solidly implacable and grinding nature, they lost against an undefeated and undefeatable opponnent: human nature. If they persisted, they would've ceased to exist. IF Stalin had lived for even a decade longer, there would likely be no Russia today... having been purged of all it's intellectuals and those who remained would've mostly starved. Their genetic stock of intellect and soldiers would've been nil -- they'd never have recovered.
      This is why identity politics was destined to fail -- sooner or later. Not because of the factions -- though that's proven to be their achilles heel -- but because they went to war against an undefeatable opponent who can burn through every resource in the known universe before losing ground... human nature.
      Why? Because it was their own selfish human nature that caused them to go to war in the first place. They couldn't defeat even their own nature -- so they'd never be able to defeat anyone else's. You can't use your nature to defeat your nature... because it's still your nature and must still act in accordance with reality in order for you to survive.
      Put another way -- you can't use your nature for war to fight your nature for war... because when you gain ground you lose your nature for war and the war ends for lack of motive. This is why all the major "sins" were denoted. They're sins because they're all about self control to prevent self destruction. They have nothing to do with being nice to others -- though that's the end result. They have everything to do with self preservation.
      When the Marksist project decided to use identity politics, they were still unable to see their originating fallacy: that human nature can be forced to be something else. They never seem to understand that everyone possesses their same implacable will to survive and control their environment. The thing which drives the Marksists to attack human nature is, itself, part of the fundamental nature of every living creature on this planet.
      They went to war with a weapon they were determined to usurp... like eating your cake and still having it. The first law of thermodynamics makes that an impossibility.
      But humans will still try. They'll constantly believe they're smarter than 4 billion years of evolution and the laws of physics. We'll continue to be trapped on this finite mudball until mankind figures out that going to war against our nature is forever fail.

  • @nicholastotoro7721
    @nicholastotoro7721 11 годин тому +17

    Francis approved of this script... I'm so surprised...
    The job of the Church is to be stalwart in all times and not cave to culture. Francis forgot that tenant.

    • @Ruby_Villain
      @Ruby_Villain 11 годин тому

      Catholicism is evil

    • @AstraeaJustitia
      @AstraeaJustitia 10 годин тому +3

      The Church has never been a stalwart at anything other than trying to maintain its own power. It used the Spanish Empire as its weapon and lost to the might of protestant Great Britain and the religiously free Dutch Republic which existed as a result of being oppressed and degraded by Spanish catholic tyrants.

  • @Est1983drock
    @Est1983drock 12 годин тому +58

    The screenwriter said the Vatican was ok with the script.... I'm so surprised, sike

    • @saelind73
      @saelind73 12 годин тому +39

      Given the new Pope, I'm not at all surprised.

    • @justanothercomment416
      @justanothercomment416 12 годин тому +12

      You've not been paying attention to what's going on there. It's not surprising in the least.

    • @Aliksander54
      @Aliksander54 12 годин тому +6

      @@justanothercomment416 You seem to not understand what the word 'sike' means.

    • @justanothercomment416
      @justanothercomment416 12 годин тому +4

      @@Aliksander54 Fair enough. I did miss that. TY.

    • @syntaxusdogmata3333
      @syntaxusdogmata3333 11 годин тому +7

      *psych

  • @avnrulz
    @avnrulz 12 годин тому +12

    I'm sorry you had to sit through this. I have no plan to watch it.

  • @crazysnake1096
    @crazysnake1096 12 годин тому +19

    To be honest, The Shoes of the Fisherman, was a far better conclave movie.

  • @blasterman789
    @blasterman789 9 годин тому +5

    Well, look at the bright side peeps. At least Zendaya wasn't elected pope :-)

  • @RevanR
    @RevanR 12 годин тому +7

    Wow that's very Hollywood cliche of Catholicism, thanks for the review Dave

  • @mroctober3657
    @mroctober3657 12 годин тому +9

    I preferred Paul Verhoeven's Benedetta.

  • @dougcarey2233
    @dougcarey2233 12 годин тому +19

    I'm pretty sure the ending was a nod to the legend of Pope Joan.

    • @Ruby_Villain
      @Ruby_Villain 11 годин тому +12

      It’s a nod to evil

    • @AstraeaJustitia
      @AstraeaJustitia 10 годин тому

      @@Ruby_Villain Well they did immediately unalive Pope Joan and her child. Cause you know, morals and all.

    • @joerogers9413
      @joerogers9413 9 годин тому

      ​@@AstraeaJustitiaNo they didn't. It never happened. Pope Joan has long been considered a Catholic smear.

    • @zacharyboudreau9127
      @zacharyboudreau9127 8 годин тому +5

      ⁠@@AstraeaJustitiathere was no such person, so….

  • @asgads
    @asgads 10 годин тому +4

    Ralph Fiennes is becoming the art house nic cage

  • @MrM-zz5zo
    @MrM-zz5zo 12 годин тому +10

    I enjoyed the political/scheming aspect of the movie and then that bloody ending . I should have saved myself a couple of hours.

  • @skylx0812
    @skylx0812 7 годин тому +1

    There was a series called "Nothing Sacred" about an outgoing, young progressive priest bannished to an inner city parish where all the "troublesome" clergy were dumped.
    It had all the tropes a traditional church would have to face in these "modern times" including a woman lay person who wanted to be a priest.
    It had decent writing and was lauded by critics but a Catholic group launched a letter writing campaign and got it taken off the air. A few episodes can be found here at youtube.

  • @speciallasagna8521
    @speciallasagna8521 12 годин тому +4

    My immediate thought when I first saw the trailers for this movie was "how will they malign the Church this time?" followed closely by "Ralphe Fiennes and John Lithgow? aw man.... a movie like this could have been good"

  • @PrussianBlu3
    @PrussianBlu3 12 годин тому +4

    A movie that negatively portrays the catholic church? Wow, I wonder who was involved in making that.
    I don't even need to see the early life. I already know.

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 8 годин тому +2

      I swear, it's every single time.
      Edit: Well, not this time. Turns out he's aus Österreich.

    • @MaverickChristian
      @MaverickChristian 2 години тому

      Honestly I didn't think it was _that_ negative. They were portrayed as flawed but mostly well-meaning people.

  • @concken1
    @concken1 6 годин тому +2

    "Tolerance" - Bellini shows how broken his views really are. I thought it was a condemning revelation on how the roman catholic church is still wrapped up in its power plays far more than anything of the faith.

  • @Kilgore6549
    @Kilgore6549 8 годин тому +3

    There’s no believable way a woman could become a Catholic priest, Cardinal, or Pope. It’s completely absurd and impossible.

    • @MaverickChristian
      @MaverickChristian 2 години тому

      In this case the pope was intersex and everyone who voted for him as the pope thought he was a biological male. Heck, the cardinal who became pope _himself_ thought he was biological male and didn't discover his intersex condition until well into adulthood when an appendicitis operation revealed the truth.

  • @horroroffab
    @horroroffab 10 годин тому +2

    Is the Catholic church not already the most inclusive and diverse religion on the planet? South America,Brazil, Argentina, Mexico, India, Africa, Carribean etc?

  • @plugsocket9432
    @plugsocket9432 12 годин тому +14

    Thank you for saving my time by avoiding this film. I wonder if they would make the same film regarding non-Christian faiths...

  • @cmedeir
    @cmedeir 12 годин тому +8

    I was halfway through last upload. Left me on a cliffhanger!!

  • @richardkev3077
    @richardkev3077 11 годин тому +4

    I’m so tired of “made for modern audiences”.

  • @AnilWang-fs4nj
    @AnilWang-fs4nj 8 годин тому +2

    WRT the Pope, he has always been at the centre of the Church as regent, *but* the local representative has been the local bishop. The Pope has historically never micro-manged the faith and is usually either the judge of last resort in the case of disputes or the primus that seals ecumenical councils. If the Bishop do their jobs faithfully properly, there is no need of the Pope. The fact that the Pope has so much attention is proof positive that something is very wrong with the Church today. I agree with St John Henry's objection the Vatican I. He object to it, not because there is a problem with the declaration that Pope is infallible but because of the side effects it would have, namely the Pope might think he has more power than he does (e.g. to recklessly change the mass) or that good bishops would give up their responsibilities to tend their flock (it's the Pope's job, I'll just be faithful to whatever he says) while bad bishops would do whatever they can get away with (if I'm not being punished or can delay punishment long enough, it must mean I'm doing my job). This ends up in a viscious cycle where the Pope has more and more focus while the flock are abandoned until the centre cannot hold and we're left with a (possibly anti-) Pope Francis.

  • @yrooxrksvi7142
    @yrooxrksvi7142 5 годин тому +1

    They got a movie starring Lord Voldemort, Lord Farquaad, Enzo Ferrari and Lisle from Death Becomes Her.....and they managed to make it cringe. What a waste.
    Edit : This is WORSE than cringe

  • @datastorm75
    @datastorm75 10 годин тому +2

    They wanted to shock and disturb people. Then people who have even a basic understanding of history remember the legend of Pope Joan, look at this, and shrug.

  • @ComicsExposed
    @ComicsExposed 12 годин тому +5

    Watching this movie, especially all the way to the end, made me mad. I really enjoyed the cast of the movie, but whenever it came to the end, and they pulled the shenanigans that they pulled, it just made me mad and let me know that Hollywooddoes not think of anything as sacred.

    • @Ruby_Villain
      @Ruby_Villain 11 годин тому

      How is the Catholic Church sacred? In what sense are the sacred whatsoever?

    • @ComicsExposed
      @ComicsExposed 11 годин тому +1

      @ go watch the movie and find out for yourself what I’m talking about. Nobody has hours and hours to sit here and explain this stuff to you.

    • @Ruby_Villain
      @Ruby_Villain 11 годин тому +1

      @@ComicsExposed then don’t comment at all.

    • @ComicsExposed
      @ComicsExposed 11 годин тому +2

      @Ruby_Villain I'll comment however I like, whenever I like. Thank you very much. Good day.

  • @Terrince_Tate
    @Terrince_Tate 10 годин тому +3

    Disgusting and pure evil.

  • @tobygagnon1443
    @tobygagnon1443 12 годин тому +4

    Thank you. I was also raised Catholic. My views about the church sound very similar to yours. I appreciate your review.

  • @fledglingbodhisatva4821
    @fledglingbodhisatva4821 8 годин тому +3

    I saw this piece of crap. Everyone left the theater pissed off.

  • @Tat2dDude67
    @Tat2dDude67 12 годин тому +1

    Anti-christianity films are cool because there's no worry that the faithful will react violently. Hollywood is pathetic.

  • @kevint1719
    @kevint1719 12 годин тому +5

    Robert Harris has written some good books. I can't recommend his Cicero trilogy about ancient Roman political shenanigans highly enough. However his other books vary in quality and can be quite silly. The Fear Index, which is a murder mystery set in a hedge fund company, ends with the revelation that the automated trading software that runs the hedge fund is behind the murders since it became self aware like Skynet!

    • @derekmcmanus8615
      @derekmcmanus8615 12 годин тому +1

      I wouldn't buy a Robert Harris book but I'm happy to borrow them from the library 😉

  • @DavidMartinez-ce3lp
    @DavidMartinez-ce3lp 6 годин тому +2

    I've noticed a rise in the twist being that a character was gay or trans in many of these overly dramatic films that have been coming out. That's what they think is original and creative. They deserve to lose money.

    • @MaverickChristian
      @MaverickChristian 2 години тому

      The character was neither gay nor trans (well, not in the usual sense at least) but intersex. He thought was biologically male and didn't discover he was intersex until well into adulthood.

  • @tomsiebert1941
    @tomsiebert1941 12 годин тому +5

    Thanks for this. I was on the fence about CONCLAVE because I dig religious thrillers and the Catholic church is a fascinating establishment force, a bizarre mix of great good and profound evil. People told me this movie was blasphemous, but one man's blasphemy is another man's push back against rigid unquestioning blind faith. But this sounds like tepid blasphemy through the predictable prism of the "modern audience."
    I guess my only question would be: Does the Robert Harris's novel, the original source material, have the same twist ending? If so, we can't really blame the filmmakers, other than deciding to make it.
    I also think Ralph Fiennes is one of the best actors alive, but wow he picks a ton of transgressive shit to appear in. THE ENGLISH PATIENT is a deeply evil CASABLANCA-inverting anti-heroic work of genius, and that's just the top of the Fiennes dark pyramid of a career.

  • @AntsTheaterCorner2698
    @AntsTheaterCorner2698 11 годин тому +3

    I can't believe I'm hearing this, I had so much interest in seeing this film, but now I don't want to see it because it's everything wrong with political stories today.

    • @AtariDad
      @AtariDad 10 годин тому

      I read the plot summary, turns out he was born intersex with functioning male organs, but an inert uterus which he didn't know about until later in life but decided to keep.

  • @death-king1834
    @death-king1834 6 годин тому +5

    Years ago, poking fun and mocking Christainity was at one point considered fresh and bold (like when Life of Brian came out), but now it's become tired and worn-out, kind of like a comedian who tells the exact same joke for the last ten years and never changes or writes up any new material. Do something like this with another religion, like a certain ''Peaceful Religion of Peacefullness'' and then I'll be impressed.

  • @michaelbeaule1966
    @michaelbeaule1966 11 годин тому +3

    Saw this film. It was actually a good movie. Up until that horrific ending and I walked out of the theater actually angry.

    • @violator7964
      @violator7964 6 годин тому

      Ending’s really good. It’s actually book accurate and even improves on it too.

  • @yeussean
    @yeussean 10 годин тому +3

    I really like NPC Dave. Maybe he can host a video or two of your show.

  • @CurtDowns
    @CurtDowns 12 годин тому +42

    It’s a tiny hat holy war of propoganda

    • @justanothercomment416
      @justanothercomment416 12 годин тому +4

      Wee Maar rising.

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 12 годин тому

      *unholy?

    • @rdubayoo
      @rdubayoo 12 годин тому

      Shut up.

    • @sujoywilliam2905
      @sujoywilliam2905 12 годин тому

      so tired of christ killer targeting christians again and again

    • @AstraeaJustitia
      @AstraeaJustitia 10 годин тому

      Sure and yet Protestants would laughably agree with everything in this flick, from the corruption to the degeneracy and validation for why they aren't part of the Church.

  • @MatJan86
    @MatJan86 12 годин тому +6

    So movie roman catholic church is slightyl mkre progressive than real life catholic church.

  • @Daemonik
    @Daemonik 12 годин тому +10

    Congrats on topping the bestseller list! 😂
    I'm agnostic, and often enjoy films that challenge religious narratives, especially in historical settings where it had much more of a hold on society at large.
    But it needs to be intelligent, thought provoking and original.
    This just sounds like lazy smush designed to make the NPCs bark like seals.

  • @PelenTan
    @PelenTan 12 годин тому +4

    Honestly, it sounds like they tacked that ending on just to get controversy. 'Cause I don't know anyone who is going to watch that movie willingly.

    • @TF80s
      @TF80s 12 годин тому +2

      apparently it's how the book ends too.

    • @reekinronald6776
      @reekinronald6776 11 годин тому

      @@TF80s That's what I was wondering. Considering that the subject matter sounds all rather boring to spend hundreds of millions on a movie, that ending probably was the reason someone purchased the rights for the book.

  • @Minecraft_at_Night
    @Minecraft_at_Night 12 годин тому +6

    Such a great cast too, damned shame....

  • @davidbrennan660
    @davidbrennan660 12 годин тому +5

    You just need to watch Father Ted…. It is all you need to know about the Catholic faith.

  • @PaxAlotin
    @PaxAlotin 12 годин тому +3

    A Female Pope ???
    They are 1,000 years too late.
    There was (allegedly) a female pope --- now THAT would have been interesting,

    • @shanenolan5625
      @shanenolan5625 8 годин тому

      There was a movie about that in the 70s , she was one of the pope John's, they added the balls test afterwards, ( pope Joan) liv ullman and Franco Nero

    • @MaverickChristian
      @MaverickChristian Годину тому

      Well, sort of. The person who became pope was an intersex person who naturally looked like a biological man. It wasn't until after he became an ordained minister that he found out about his intersex condition, and everyone who voted for him to be the pope thought he was a biological male.

  • @mp4-27d3
    @mp4-27d3 9 годин тому +1

    When Hollywood demons make a movie about the church, this is what you get. Who wants to bet it gets nominated for an Academy Award for its “stunning and brave” storytelling? 3:52

  • @JJ-vc2nk
    @JJ-vc2nk 10 годин тому +3

    You're sacrifice is appreciated!

  • @Phoenixbrady86
    @Phoenixbrady86 9 годин тому +2

    Bloody called it, 30 seconds before you said it. Woke is so predictable.

  • @johnnotrealname8168
    @johnnotrealname8168 12 годин тому +10

    Only 17 minutes late and weirdly the logic of the movie follows Papal Elections from before the 1900s.

  • @kelpie1533
    @kelpie1533 12 годин тому +2

    I'd really like to see your take on the recent film Heretic starring Hugh Grant. I understand it tackles the issues of religion as a means of control while not being entirely unsympathetic to indivdual spirituality and belief itself.

    • @MaverickChristian
      @MaverickChristian Годину тому

      It was pretty unsympathetic and fed BS to the audiences (e.g., Krishna was not, in fact, a carpenter born on December 25).

  • @MisaelCastilloBrenes
    @MisaelCastilloBrenes 9 годин тому +1

    The advertising at the end was a nice play!

  • @peteyoung3124
    @peteyoung3124 11 годин тому +2

    Dave: You won't believe the ending
    Me: Oh god, what, is the pope gay?
    Dave: he's trans.
    Me: ...oh. 😢

    • @MaverickChristian
      @MaverickChristian 2 години тому

      I'm afraid Dave was misleading here; the pope wasn't trans (at least not in the ordinary sense). He was an intersex man who naturally appeared biologically male, and he wasn't aware he was intersex until well into adulthood.

    • @peteyoung3124
      @peteyoung3124 6 хвилин тому

      @MaverickChristian even if it's misleading, it's still unnecessary and absurd. It didn't have anything to do with the film itself, and people need to stop making movies about Catholics if they just hate them and what they believe Catholics believe.

  • @rschiwal
    @rschiwal 6 годин тому +1

    So, Chariots of Fire pace, Communist author, Sleepaway Camp ending.

  • @PolishRoman
    @PolishRoman 11 годин тому +2

    The Pope is the Prime Minister of Jesus, this has been consistently taught since the beginning. Faith is also personal, they are not mutually exclusive. Someone needs to be the clarifier on what the faith teaches, it is nonsensical that we interpret the faith our own way. We may have different angles that we come at it but that doesn't mean the underlying truth is different from person to person. To say so is no different than relativism, just applied to God. The Pope is there to protect that underlying truth while being an image of unity.

  • @QuorkEx
    @QuorkEx 12 годин тому +2

    Thank you. Thank you for pronouncing Ralph the correct way, not the ridiculously pretentious way Ralph would like her to pronounce it. Your name is Ralph, Ralph, get used to it!

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 8 годин тому

      There is a reason why I only pronounce things phonetically. We use the same alphabet, but everyone speaks it slightly differently. Kind of annoying.

  • @kathleen210
    @kathleen210 9 годин тому

    Hey Dave, your friend from Colorado, USA. I've already have a hard copy on reserve. Can't wait. Many Thanks for all your hard work.

  • @williamwelch7
    @williamwelch7 Годину тому

    Thanks Dave. Don't feel bad about plugging your book, please do! You deserve all the success in the world, and you have created such fine content here for years, I'll be buying your book soon.

  • @BeckyMa9482
    @BeckyMa9482 9 годин тому +1

    Not me going directly to your link, because that book sounds right up my alley. 😂

  • @jackdaone6469
    @jackdaone6469 10 годин тому +7

    With respect, Dave, Christ left behind the Apostolic Succession and the Magisterium that arose from it for a reason. There’s a reason the Catholic Church is one of the two OGs of the Faith(and, technically, THE original Christian faith as the Succession traces back all the way to Peter). It’s why I’m becoming not just Christian but Catholic as well.

    • @AstraeaJustitia
      @AstraeaJustitia 10 годин тому +1

      They aren't the OGs by any means, they got a committee together, crafted the new testament, branded anything that was contrary to their very earthly goals of power and control as 'apocrypha' and designed succession to validate the Roman Empire and its succession of Emperors (and later divine right of Kings). OGs are the Orthodox church and Gnostic sects, not the catholics.

    • @SoggyDonuts79
      @SoggyDonuts79 10 годин тому +2

      @@AstraeaJustitia …I see you got your education on UA-cam.

  • @Arassar
    @Arassar 11 годин тому +1

    They just can't help themselves.

  • @Nomoredrama2000
    @Nomoredrama2000 11 годин тому +1

    I really liked it. Ralph Fiennes was excellent and Ed Berger's a really remarkable filmmaker. If you can, check out his miniseries Patrick Melrose with Benedict Cumberbatch. It's truly phenomenal.

  • @scottybreuer
    @scottybreuer 11 годин тому +1

    I have no love for some of the particulars of Catholic dogmas or ecclesiology but even coming from a Protestant branch of the faith, I'm so sick and tired of seeing how Catholicism is maligned by the media.

    • @Ruby_Villain
      @Ruby_Villain 11 годин тому

      Catholicism maligned itself long before media ever got to it

    • @Ruby_Villain
      @Ruby_Villain 11 годин тому

      Catholicism maligned itself by going after the innocent little ones of God. Know where to place blame appropriately

    • @Ruby_Villain
      @Ruby_Villain 11 годин тому

      Catholicism maligned itself by going after the innocent ones of God. Know where to place blame

    • @Ruby_Villain
      @Ruby_Villain 11 годин тому

      It maligned itself by going after the innocent ones. Know where to place blame

    • @nzubeokafor6692
      @nzubeokafor6692 9 годин тому

      ​@@Ruby_Villain your comment reminds me of a saying in my region, an oily finger stains the rest of the hand.

  • @Jimmie2429
    @Jimmie2429 7 годин тому +3

    Pope John Ru Paul I

    • @MaverickChristian
      @MaverickChristian Годину тому

      The guy who became pope wasn't trans; he was an intersex person who naturally looked like a biological male. The guy didn't even know he was intersex until well into adulthood and after he was already an ordained priest.

  • @aesculetum
    @aesculetum 8 годин тому +1

    Ralph Fiennes being in the film fooled you thinking it could be good.

  • @DanteMishima
    @DanteMishima 8 годин тому +1

    I'm going to rewatch Angels and Demons then

  • @erichtomanek4739
    @erichtomanek4739 10 годин тому +1

    I wonder how different the film is to the book.

  • @sean2068
    @sean2068 10 годин тому +1

    Bit harsh. Didn't feel particularly woke. Just a decent mystery in a unique and interesting setting.

    • @violator7964
      @violator7964 6 годин тому

      I agree. I think he’s way off on this one. One of the better movies this year.

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 10 годин тому +1

    My dad wanted to watch this movie. I warned him not to.

  • @Midtable1881
    @Midtable1881 12 годин тому +2

    Great review Dave. Imagine Melonie Mac Go Boom reviewing this?!

  • @alphacause
    @alphacause 9 годин тому +2

    It is sad that a film with such beautiful cinematography, elegant set design, well crafted costuming, superb acting and a fairly riveting plot, had to have gender politics shoehorned into the end. It seemed so out of place, almost as if it were an afterthought. Aside from the intersex person who became central to the contrived twist, what I found equally off putting was how the film equated conservatism with racism and bigotry.

  • @AlexanderWernerJr
    @AlexanderWernerJr 7 годин тому

    That shameless shilling at 06:50, super hilarious, gotta love it. 🤣👍