Joe Rogan Freaks Out Over Giant Dinosaur Bird

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  • Опубліковано 1 кві 2020
  • Taken from JRE #1452 w/Greg Fitzsimmons: • Joe Rogan Experience #...

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  • @kaladin7487
    @kaladin7487 4 роки тому +2327

    We need Joe to host a show on animal planet where he just looks for and freaks out over crazy animals

    • @mikehawk1673
      @mikehawk1673 4 роки тому +92

      When a predator gets a kill “OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH” -Joe Rogan

    • @RSMoreno
      @RSMoreno 4 роки тому +50

      He would be a good co-host of Plizzanet Earth with Snoop

    • @NaturalHypertrophy
      @NaturalHypertrophy 4 роки тому +39

      He already commentates the UFC

    • @AlexRodriguez-li7jk
      @AlexRodriguez-li7jk 4 роки тому +2

      It is all over!!!!

    • @canadasblinky
      @canadasblinky 4 роки тому +1

      And no one tells him the correct pronunciation

  • @Jezeriah
    @Jezeriah 4 роки тому +1837

    Fun Fact: This is the 93rd time he's brought up this damn bird.

    • @ForkInTheRoad33
      @ForkInTheRoad33 4 роки тому +45

      Because it's more about symbolism than the actual bird. 33

    • @NaturalHypertrophy
      @NaturalHypertrophy 4 роки тому +288

      He won't be satisfied until he has one on the show

    • @shangtsung1362
      @shangtsung1362 4 роки тому +6

      @@ForkInTheRoad33 Please expand (that's what she said).

    • @andrewjacksonbr
      @andrewjacksonbr 4 роки тому +74

      Sad Fact: That you know this is the 93rd time you heard him bring it up.

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 4 роки тому +5

      its the bird bruh. the bird survived and stuff, bruh. do you kick a punching bag bruh. Don't you get it yet? Connor and khabeb stuff bruh?

  • @kingjames7904
    @kingjames7904 3 роки тому +270

    Fun fact : shoebills are friendly with humans and greet them by doing a lil head shake while bowing

    • @jortkebabopjebord
      @jortkebabopjebord 2 роки тому +2

      Really😂, whats your source

    • @morgancasey
      @morgancasey 2 роки тому +2

      @@jortkebabopjebord ua-cam.com/video/-p2RyFnudDw/v-deo.html

    • @tiberiu_nicolae
      @tiberiu_nicolae 2 роки тому +49

      Only those from good neighborhoods. The shoebills in Chicago shank you in the neck and steal your sneakers.

    • @thedude1083
      @thedude1083 2 роки тому +5

      Um...I've seen a few nice ones but most online are going head to head with a goose lmao 🤣

    • @knalwortel
      @knalwortel 2 роки тому +2

      Not in Joe's world

  • @markdudley1431
    @markdudley1431 4 роки тому +237

    Hahaha I'm the guy in that Shoebill Stork video :-)
    Sushi the Shoebill Stork was injured and has been in captivity his whole life. I've known him for many years and he's incredibly tame and very gentle. I've visited him many times.

    • @Petroglyph1
      @Petroglyph1 3 роки тому +11

      Good to know, I was worried too, at first....!!!

    • @Dragon-Slay3r
      @Dragon-Slay3r Рік тому +1

      Nice meal ticket

  • @mahatmaghandi1382
    @mahatmaghandi1382 4 роки тому +287

    I would kill to see joe’s reaction when you tell him that shoebills can fly

    • @zebavila9834
      @zebavila9834 2 роки тому +3

      Better watch csi first

    • @johndc2998
      @johndc2998 2 роки тому +3

      The first thing he read was that it flies.. so they already told him he didn't react so you'll never see it !

    • @johndc2998
      @johndc2998 2 роки тому +3

      He knows they can fly since about 45 seconds in, he didn't give a crap

    • @lorddemonoss3945
      @lorddemonoss3945 2 роки тому +3

      Hahaha 😆.........wait.... 😐They can what!?
      Somebody! Get me my shotgun!

    • @Dragon-Slay3r
      @Dragon-Slay3r Рік тому +1

      They killed Ghandi too? Oh no

  • @JamesHahnII
    @JamesHahnII 4 роки тому +311

    That’s when I realized this was no girl scout at all. It was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era trying to trick me into giving him tree fiddy.

    • @fonz-ys6xu
      @fonz-ys6xu 4 роки тому +9

      Lock Ness monster is that you?!
      .... I'm gonna need about tree fity.

    • @brandynwood5872
      @brandynwood5872 4 роки тому +5

      Well no wonder he keeps coming back

    • @JamesHahnII
      @JamesHahnII 4 роки тому +9

      @@fonz-ys6xu Dammit we work for our money in this house and I ain't giving you no damn tree fiddy!

    • @JamesHahnII
      @JamesHahnII 4 роки тому +5

      @@brandynwood5872 Hold on now let me tell the story!

    • @nadiadelphi6850
      @nadiadelphi6850 4 роки тому +4

      Oh lord the curtains

  • @chad4158
    @chad4158 4 роки тому +756

    Joe Rogan's animal segments are the best!

    • @ItsameAlex
      @ItsameAlex 4 роки тому +6

      I can't believe this is the first time he saw it.I knew about it ages ago (maybe more than 3 years ago)

    • @NaturalHypertrophy
      @NaturalHypertrophy 4 роки тому +13

      Gorilla segments are top notch

    • @thesponge836
      @thesponge836 4 роки тому +4

      For real. I hope we can get back into more positive topics after this blows over, less politics!

    • @MrOuchiez
      @MrOuchiez 4 роки тому +5

      BY FAR the most comedic he can possibly be, though his display of ignorance is clearly unintentional.

    • @martink9701
      @martink9701 4 роки тому +3

      @@ItsameAlex He's talked about it hundreds of times lol, he just freaks out so much he'll act as if he's never seen it before XD

  • @jayzenitram9621
    @jayzenitram9621 4 роки тому +155

    Fun fact: The currency of Guatemala is the Quetzal.

  • @BobbyJD123
    @BobbyJD123 4 роки тому +196

    "Face like a bolt cutter" lol 😂😂

    • @19MacRazy
      @19MacRazy 4 роки тому +2

      Don't you mean, Joe "Face like a bolt cutter" Rogan ? Heh.

    • @speeddemon8977
      @speeddemon8977 4 роки тому

      @@19MacRazy It wasn't rogan who said that

    • @19MacRazy
      @19MacRazy 4 роки тому

      @@speeddemon8977 Thank you, Helpy Helperton...

    • @thepigmanlives6721
      @thepigmanlives6721 4 роки тому +4

      north london 4:57 Joe Rogan says an eagles got a face like a bolt cutter.

    • @19MacRazy
      @19MacRazy 4 роки тому

      @@thepigmanlives6721 ... And a non-sarcastic thank you to you! ;b

  • @stephenmiller2544
    @stephenmiller2544 4 роки тому +174

    Terror birds definitely ate some of our ancestors. Those things are truly terrifying.

    • @captainblacktail8137
      @captainblacktail8137 4 роки тому +21

      And we killed them off. We killed off everything that was terrifying...

    • @stephenmiller2544
      @stephenmiller2544 4 роки тому +15

      @@captainblacktail8137 I think an asteroid broke into many pieces and hit the Earth like 30000 years ago, Created an ice age that humans were able to survive Where other species like the wooly mammoth died out because they couldn't adapt

    • @baaldiablo8459
      @baaldiablo8459 4 роки тому +9

      @@stephenmiller2544 You right about that, but it was just 12k years ago

    • @shadowedknight66
      @shadowedknight66 4 роки тому +5

      @@stephenmiller2544 Yo what? The Ice Age is not what killed wooly Mammoths dude.

    • @jhinthevirtuoso4886
      @jhinthevirtuoso4886 4 роки тому +11

      @@stephenmiller2544 humanity killed of the whooly mammoth by overhunting it to extinction

  • @danneilson7768
    @danneilson7768 4 роки тому +20

    36 foot wide wingspan sounds like a dragon to me

  • @SBZFlyFishing
    @SBZFlyFishing 4 роки тому +636

    Joe “He was like a Aztec god or something...”
    Graham Hancock listening at home “Time to do JRE again”

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 4 роки тому +1

      100 millions ago big bird. You on the pulse...cause gram points out lies from 100 years ago. Staying real, yeah?

    • @he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect
      @he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect 4 роки тому +40

      @@markstewart4501 put the pipe down mark

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 4 роки тому +3

      @@he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect the pipe sound like your gig. You put it down, bruh. You're on some contorlled smoke for control dipsh!t level. I was a child one day. I know your type.

    • @bryanroy111
      @bryanroy111 4 роки тому +31

      @@markstewart4501 Wtf dude really put down the pipe.

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 4 роки тому +2

      @@bryanroy111 yeeaah, were going to need your tcp report on that...Sorry, bruh, not on your dipcrap level. guessing at you. oookay.

  • @swampThaang
    @swampThaang 4 роки тому +69

    The native Americans called birds that would take away children Thunderbirds

  • @Rmachine91
    @Rmachine91 3 роки тому +17

    I cannot believe they did not mention the sound this bird makes with its beak. Its like gunshots. Absolutely insane.

  • @420
    @420 4 роки тому +37

    Omg! I saw this bird shown in the thumbnail (Shoebill Stork) at a zoo and I legit stood there and said, “man, that’s a crazy looking statue of a bird. Imagine if that was still around.” As I zoomed in with my camera it slightly moved its head and blinked. I lost my mind!
    I’ve now seen this bird twice at two different zoos and remained impressed.

    • @bananka4905
      @bananka4905 Рік тому +1

      Thats so funny. I would have jumped. Hahaha

    • @dylonjackson8863
      @dylonjackson8863 Рік тому +1

      Yeah they really are amazing to watch. Instantly became my favorite animal as soon as I saw one. Coolest part is their scientific name is the Balaeniceps Rex aka the B-Rex

  • @elmartillo7931
    @elmartillo7931 4 роки тому +111

    Joe "could you imagine" Rogan

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 4 роки тому +1

      Joe "taking idiots on a possible informative ride so he needs catch phrases" Rogan.

    • @Jerbrousky
      @Jerbrousky 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @paigehennigar6557
      @paigehennigar6557 4 роки тому +2

      i read this right as he said it

  • @fatmunch6318
    @fatmunch6318 4 роки тому +39

    Is there anything better than joe freaking out over some extinct animal

    • @martink9701
      @martink9701 4 роки тому +7

      Nope, that's why we're here

    • @AssassinoSighted
      @AssassinoSighted 3 місяці тому

      Yes,telling uncle joey about lee's latest food adventures 🤣

  • @joshmartin1938
    @joshmartin1938 4 роки тому +115

    Joe: What do they eat?
    Jamie: Comedians

    • @betteldottel
      @betteldottel 4 роки тому +17

      Thank god joe is safe

    • @Ysumbruh0
      @Ysumbruh0 3 роки тому +4

      The human females are safe then

  • @ArthurGoodness
    @ArthurGoodness 4 роки тому +75

    I feel like Joe always ignores Zapdos. Now that's an electrifying bird

    • @stevenhuynh8843
      @stevenhuynh8843 4 роки тому +7

      Arthur Mel He’s clearly a zapdos denier. It’s a shame really. All the poor electrifying birds deserve our respect.

    • @blinkingintensifies8212
      @blinkingintensifies8212 4 роки тому +2

      Danny Zuko: “It’s electrifyin!”

  • @thesunflowchannel1995
    @thesunflowchannel1995 4 роки тому +22

    Imagine being that ancient Aztec guy trying to explain finding a 35ft long dragon looking skeleton

  • @MJtnp
    @MJtnp 4 роки тому +189

    Joe, you were waaaaayyyyy too high for this podcast bruh.

    • @alexl.4362
      @alexl.4362 4 роки тому +17

      Michael?

    • @tonyoso1391
      @tonyoso1391 4 роки тому +2

      Michael Jackson just the right amount 👌

    • @ThaiMyShoose
      @ThaiMyShoose 4 роки тому +4

      too*

    • @slymongoose420
      @slymongoose420 4 роки тому

      @@ThaiMyShoose fuck you*

    • @groomedtodie
      @groomedtodie 4 роки тому +6

      Gotta agree. 5 to 10 minute clips of Rogan ranting w/ no guest interaction...he stockpiled herb the way everyone else stockpiled toilet paper.

  • @boxingmmaclips8709
    @boxingmmaclips8709 3 роки тому +45

    0:08 I knew this was going to be hilarious soon as I heard Joe rogan doing dinosaur noises 😂😂😂😂

  • @F0X_H0UND
    @F0X_H0UND 4 роки тому +26

    Joe Rogan: Has had a large amount of scientists all with diverse backgrounds of expertise on his show.
    Also Joe Rogan: "Puhterosaur"

  • @JayJay-ne9nh
    @JayJay-ne9nh 4 роки тому +84

    6:54 everyone's gangster until Joe gets serious face lol

  • @jaystarr6571
    @jaystarr6571 4 роки тому +10

    1:46 Everyone's gangster until Joe starts making giant bird noises!

  • @_-martin-_
    @_-martin-_ 4 роки тому +48

    Man, Joe is high as a kite in this episode!

    • @jamesgannon4514
      @jamesgannon4514 3 роки тому +2

      Well, that's a predatory carnivorous dinosaur that happens to be alive for some reason.

    • @TheJeneralJU-ICE
      @TheJeneralJU-ICE 3 роки тому

      That "caine" mane. 😖😆😂

    • @BloteAapOpVoeten
      @BloteAapOpVoeten 2 роки тому

      Base on what?

    • @_-martin-_
      @_-martin-_ 2 роки тому

      @@BloteAapOpVoeten Based on the video you fool!

  • @AtlasTurner
    @AtlasTurner 4 роки тому +24

    'Did dinosaurs exist at the same time as humans?' Joe sees one episode of The Flintstones...

  • @kylermurray1845
    @kylermurray1845 4 роки тому +17

    “The eagle hits the ground with it and bounces its Fckin madness , crazy madness “
    “That’s beautiful”
    HahahH

    • @Krustyhoes
      @Krustyhoes 4 роки тому

      Kyler Murray Hahahaha omg Thats soooo funny

    • @Vutermelon20
      @Vutermelon20 4 роки тому

      krust omg hahaha

  • @dylonjackson8863
    @dylonjackson8863 Рік тому +8

    It's technical name is the Balaeniceps Rex aka the B-Rex. One of the closest things we have to living dinosaurs aside from Gators/Crocs and Cassowarys. These things are so awesome and the way you have to bow to them for their respect is too cool.

  • @youtubeviewer5363
    @youtubeviewer5363 4 роки тому +15

    Joe's always freaking out about something. 🤦‍♂️🤣

  • @Imrano_Rex
    @Imrano_Rex 4 роки тому +59

    Pterosaur is pronounced ‘tera-saw’...not petro-saw. The P is silent.

    • @StevenMKifer
      @StevenMKifer 4 роки тому +8

      Doin' Gods work

    • @eeee-yt6ik
      @eeee-yt6ik 4 роки тому +2

      petro is the right word that's where we got our petrol

    • @raava5648
      @raava5648 4 роки тому +5

      @@eeee-yt6ikUm no...ptero means "wing" in Greek. So I'm guessing Pterosaur means something along the lines of "winged dinosaur" or something like that.

    • @ShockwaveITB
      @ShockwaveITB 4 роки тому +5

      Probably winged great lizard

    • @jamesgannon4514
      @jamesgannon4514 3 роки тому +1

      Winged fuckin bird

  • @spookypen
    @spookypen 4 роки тому +122

    7:47
    "That's flightless right?"
    "Yeah."
    *Nope, they fly.*

    • @a.v.julian9917
      @a.v.julian9917 4 роки тому +1

      Yep!

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 4 роки тому +1

      Joe "if I get this wrong, they will miss the point and win on basically a google about a throw away bird thing nothing" Rogan.

    • @ajaxtelamonian5134
      @ajaxtelamonian5134 4 роки тому

      XD

    • @shitaru5474
      @shitaru5474 4 роки тому

      came here to this cos fuck my sleep right

    • @WearingGoldluck
      @WearingGoldluck 4 роки тому

      Yeah, theres no reason for it to have wings that large if it was flightless. Ostriches, chickens, and turkeys all have wings adapted to be walk first, fly second.

  • @XDNEB
    @XDNEB 4 роки тому +11

    I fucking love listening to Joe freak out and react to animals, honestly makes my day 😂. Please please please get on an animal tv show/documentary 😂😂😂.

  • @minibikemorgan4992
    @minibikemorgan4992 4 роки тому +22

    This thing again? This is like the 250th time we talked about this bird

  • @jowabl
    @jowabl 4 роки тому +25

    1:47 BWAAHHH BAHHH!

  • @michellescarfSpacex
    @michellescarfSpacex 2 роки тому +6

    I love how Joe always looks at Jaime for the answers 😂
    Jaime get that flamethrower 🔥

  • @landonic81
    @landonic81 4 роки тому +36

    Joe "An eagle has a face like a bolt cutter" Rogan 🦅

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 4 роки тому

      Joe" bolt cutter bird while virus kills more" Rogan. Soooo fascinated by millions of years ago.

    • @notricky1680
      @notricky1680 4 роки тому +1

      @@markstewart4501 Joe "ruthless cunt of a flying dinosaur" Rogan

  • @innerpowerup
    @innerpowerup 4 роки тому +10

    I want to see Joe react to a picture of a Moa bird. There was a bird in New Zealand that stood 12 ft. Tall that wasn't extinct till a 100 years ago.

    • @rockey13gt
      @rockey13gt 4 роки тому +1

      Or the bird of prey (Haast's eagle) that used to hunt them which was the biggest eagle to ever exists. Maori people caused the extinction of both after their arrival to the island.

    • @AnAdorableWombat
      @AnAdorableWombat 2 роки тому

      100 years ago??? Wow! I have to look that up!

    • @postmillennial1177
      @postmillennial1177 2 роки тому

      All moa died 577 years ago around 1445 AD the dodo bird survived longer and died out 360 years ago around 1662 AD

  • @user-eb9hy4yq6m
    @user-eb9hy4yq6m 4 роки тому +54

    How many people hear this and immediately search “bald eagle vs goat”

  • @lukehanson126
    @lukehanson126 4 роки тому +2

    Quetzalcoatlus, in my opinion, is one of the most terrifying things I’ve ever heard of. Look up pictures of it; someone made a scale model of it and it is absolutely horrifying to think about that thing running around and possibly flying.
    Fuck. That.

  • @theknave4415
    @theknave4415 4 роки тому +60

    Carnivorous flying dinosaur!
    "My friend's parrot..."

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 4 роки тому

      millions ago and bird stuff...ah, distracted enough...jame pull up dipsh!t video...ah, rogan stuff.

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 4 роки тому

      Joe "god damn it, they got the bird thing out of all this" Rogan.

    • @damyr
      @damyr 4 роки тому

      @@markstewart4501 Dude, what are you on? Your comments make no sense.

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 4 роки тому

      @@damyr this bird comes up so often. It's on the level of now knowing they have nothing to talk about.

    • @ledernierutopiste
      @ledernierutopiste 4 роки тому

      Well, parrots are flying dinosaurs unlike pterosaurs, who are only relaitves of dinosaurs (like crocodiles).

  • @sofasogood7164
    @sofasogood7164 4 роки тому +12

    Fitzsimmons: Rhett from GMM ang Bill Burr's lovechild.

    • @KRAFTPUNK
      @KRAFTPUNK 4 роки тому

      I’d say he’s way more like Link than Rhett.

  • @BinaryzeroNYC
    @BinaryzeroNYC 2 роки тому +1

    As a Pigeon owner, I must agree...they make WIERD noises sometimes....like little Dino noises lol

  • @kevley26
    @kevley26 4 роки тому +56

    Someone needs to tell Joe about the thunder bird, a flightless bird that lived in Australia when humans first arrived there. The bird was around ten feet tall and weighed over a thousand pounds. Pretty much a dinosaur.

    • @jamesross160
      @jamesross160 4 роки тому +6

      Thunder birds are regarded as a mythical giant flying eagles in the west. Not disputing your facts, just pointing out how it will confuse some.

    • @robtintelnot9107
      @robtintelnot9107 4 роки тому +2

      Thunderbirds are apparently still in the American deserts. Several reports in Nevada.

    • @themookshit
      @themookshit 4 роки тому +4

      @@robtintelnot9107 lol

    • @robtintelnot9107
      @robtintelnot9107 4 роки тому +2

      @@themookshit- Haha dont laugh. Its real shit. People actually say they see them.

    • @jamesross160
      @jamesross160 4 роки тому +5

      @@robtintelnot9107 same as bigfoot, and nessy. It's ok to have open mind but unless their is evidence other than human accounts, bones, feathers, or such. Then it's still mythical.

  • @Zer0Spinn
    @Zer0Spinn 4 роки тому +15

    Landlord: Where's my rent
    Me: 1:51

    • @MF-LXRD
      @MF-LXRD 4 роки тому

      Must be a freeloader huh? Get a job bum.

    • @thebeatgoeson8484
      @thebeatgoeson8484 4 роки тому

      @@MF-LXRD yes, what a perfect time to go out and find a job.

  • @chrisfrombeyond4240
    @chrisfrombeyond4240 4 роки тому +8

    Someone should tell Joe about the condors that grab mountain goats by the horns and throw them off mountains.

    • @WhiskeyToro
      @WhiskeyToro 4 роки тому

      @swiggity swooty It's called Google, dumbass.

    • @caitthecat
      @caitthecat 4 роки тому

      Why? Those kinds of condors don't exist.

  • @Spectrumpicture
    @Spectrumpicture 3 роки тому +1

    Shoebills are not flightless, they are pretty majestic actually.

  • @jakebradminster709
    @jakebradminster709 4 роки тому +4

    The DMT is strong with this one.

  • @djlane74
    @djlane74 4 роки тому +31

    Shout out to the BBC. They do make very good animal documentaries.

    • @he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect
      @he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect 4 роки тому +1

      @@brianmckenzie4603 although I would love to hear him talk in long form like this I seriously doubt he would go on a podcast like this 😔

    • @Swiati
      @Swiati 4 роки тому +1

      He also admitted he believe in bigfoot, look in to it

    • @kaeso101
      @kaeso101 4 роки тому

      True

    • @bonesthegod585
      @bonesthegod585 4 роки тому +1

      Big black c*ck?

    • @ejc6394
      @ejc6394 4 роки тому

      @@bonesthegod585 i make documentaries all the time

  • @TristanBehrens
    @TristanBehrens 4 роки тому +4

    Haasts eagles had a short wingspan for their size, similar to harpy eagles so they were bulkier even than their wingspan would suggest

  • @ricercr44
    @ricercr44 4 роки тому +2

    “That’s flightless right?” Joe - “yea” The shoebill definitely flies 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @mr.silver7471
    @mr.silver7471 3 роки тому +1

    U ever see those fuggin eagles glide with a goat like bruh.

  • @ravingbiologist3656
    @ravingbiologist3656 4 роки тому +4

    Shoebill Stork or Shoe-billed Stork (Balaeniceps rex). While they look intimidating, the species as a whole is very docile towards humans. That said, any animal may attack if it feels threatened, so remember to give wildlife space.

  • @benhenderson8952
    @benhenderson8952 4 роки тому +94

    Yea but also Americans: “That’d be a big fried chicken”

    • @niceandflyy
      @niceandflyy 4 роки тому +2

      Ben Henderson nah Americans fight over toilet paper , seeing one of these can’t imagine what Americans will do 😂

    • @S.C.-wo8hq
      @S.C.-wo8hq 4 роки тому +2

      We'd fight over the wings.

    • @coktoe4487
      @coktoe4487 4 роки тому +2

      Pokemon Go. To the polls.

    • @troillandford7679
      @troillandford7679 4 роки тому

      @@S.C.-wo8hq bat wings?

    • @S.C.-wo8hq
      @S.C.-wo8hq 4 роки тому +2

      @@troillandford7679 Naw, giant dinosaur wings. And brontosaurus ribs.

  • @MonkeyBall2453
    @MonkeyBall2453 4 роки тому +2

    They have one of these birds at the Dallas Aquarium, right when you first go in past the ticket sellers.

  • @Dondlo46
    @Dondlo46 Рік тому

    Animals and DMT are the best momest of JRE, would watch these topics endlessly till I die

  • @livingcolours1541
    @livingcolours1541 4 роки тому +18

    Luckily no birds were injured during the sound effects.

  • @NaturalHypertrophy
    @NaturalHypertrophy 4 роки тому +48

    4:55 "That would just be annoying, I don't think they would kill you" You sure Joe? Considering how vicious seagulls are NOW when they're only roughly the size of a football I don't want to know what the giant monster at 5:00 could do to us if we got between it and its fries/hotdog

    • @thechazz8080
      @thechazz8080 4 роки тому +2

      Well, its the millionth time he mentions this bird,
      So maybe he does know something.
      Maybe he's caught one of these with a corn dog on a fishing pole.

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 4 роки тому

      Joe "they think its about this particular bird, maybe i will try to get them to think using again" Rogan.

    • @plack_benis382
      @plack_benis382 4 роки тому +1

      Hit em hard enough and theyll shatter. Hollow bones

  • @wasabista1613
    @wasabista1613 3 роки тому +2

    "Petrosaur" "Australia-pithecus" XD

  • @Emmanuel_Ramirez717
    @Emmanuel_Ramirez717 4 роки тому +2

    The Quetzal is Guatemala’s national bird and the name of their currency. It’s a green colored tropical bird, with a red chest and a long tail. It’s found in southern Mexico and all over Central America.

  • @JohnnyUtah13
    @JohnnyUtah13 4 роки тому +14

    pretty sure the "p" is silent in Pterosaur.....

    • @chaos_omega
      @chaos_omega 4 роки тому +7

      PETROSAUR

    • @stoicsavage509
      @stoicsavage509 4 роки тому +4

      It is... Joe always acts like he knows everything but regularly fucks things up

    • @kylesteele4876
      @kylesteele4876 4 роки тому +1

      @@stoicsavage509 don't we all

    • @stoicsavage509
      @stoicsavage509 4 роки тому

      @@kylesteele4876 nope

    • @kylesteele4876
      @kylesteele4876 4 роки тому

      @@stoicsavage509 we all definitely do at one point or another, I think the issue lies in weather we are simply missinformed and doing it unintentionally, or fronting to seem intelligent

  • @dudemanbroguy3464
    @dudemanbroguy3464 4 роки тому +13

    Shoebills are metal, it only raises the strongest child and just let the others die. Usually by the strongest child, just kills its siblings

    • @gerardmagnarelli558
      @gerardmagnarelli558 4 роки тому +1

      Burps ironically dude that episode was crazy those shoebills are fucking terrifying and merciless lol

    • @kai223noa6
      @kai223noa6 4 роки тому +1

      There is one bird, that lays it's egg in other bird species nest. Apparently the mother bird isn't aware of the stranger and feeds it like it was one of it's own. The chick then proceeds to kill the "siblings" until it's the only one left.

    • @blinkingintensifies8212
      @blinkingintensifies8212 4 роки тому

      Animalogical explanation my friend.

    • @gerardmagnarelli558
      @gerardmagnarelli558 4 роки тому

      Kai223noa holy shit 😂 what species?? Pls find, that is wild, must learn more.

    • @nothingforyouhere418
      @nothingforyouhere418 4 роки тому

      Gerard Magnarelli , cuckoo

  • @TheTinlaar
    @TheTinlaar 4 роки тому +1

    2:45 "By the way, fuck that too" had me creasing

  • @chancemcginness8744
    @chancemcginness8744 4 роки тому +2

    "Imagine the teradactyle days."
    Lmao
    I'm in for a treat. Lolol

    • @DradeyGick
      @DradeyGick 4 роки тому

      Butchered ass spelling

  • @DanLuxe
    @DanLuxe 4 роки тому +5

    00:03
    Yes, this sure is a Joe Rogan video.

  • @ScottieSobel
    @ScottieSobel 4 роки тому +6

    Joe “Petra-saur” Rogan.

    • @burke817
      @burke817 4 роки тому

      Trevor Valle getting mad mad at his boy Joe

  • @Murmurrr
    @Murmurrr 4 роки тому +1

    This is the kind of content I’m here for. Joe Rogan and guest talking about animals

  • @jhonathandelossantos6530
    @jhonathandelossantos6530 3 роки тому +2

    I'm reminded of the time when they found dinosaur foot prints along side human foot prints together

  • @yrureadingthis
    @yrureadingthis 4 роки тому +12

    Jamie's screen needs to be a physical screen that's in camera shot where he can have stuff pulled up throughout the whole podcast.

  • @jimmyTimtam
    @jimmyTimtam 4 роки тому +5

    The Australian bird you talking about is called a Cassowary. It's one of the most dinosaur birds out there. It has like a horn on its head which is left over from prehistoric times, has massive talons on its feet. It's been known to decapitate people with its claws. It's classified as the most dangerous bird in the world. It's actually closely related to a velociraptor. ua-cam.com/video/lBM7AI0yp78/v-deo.html

  • @infinityzer054
    @infinityzer054 3 роки тому +1

    Anyone here from emkay?
    Owls tend to fuck with eagles, btw, shoebills are lightweights, unlike the harpy eagle

  • @robertross9567
    @robertross9567 4 роки тому

    Benjamin Franklin wanted our national bird to be the turkey.

  • @larrymartin8146
    @larrymartin8146 4 роки тому +3

    The Shoebill would be an excellent mascot for a metal band!!!

  • @theST1NG
    @theST1NG 4 роки тому +19

    That's a Loftwing, my dude.

    • @ItsameAlex
      @ItsameAlex 4 роки тому +3

      I can't believe this is the first time he saw it.I knew about it ages ago (maybe more than 3 years ago)

  • @Francois2144
    @Francois2144 3 роки тому

    Joe Rogan make birds sound like the scariest thing in the world.

  • @user-gg8nf4xo4m
    @user-gg8nf4xo4m 3 роки тому +1

    Well down here in Australia we have black and white pterodactyl. We call it a magpie here.

  • @bigjames4rmpa
    @bigjames4rmpa 4 роки тому +12

    "They USED to live in Texas" Texans are the only ones who could survive something like that. Lol

    • @uncledrewshoereview3886
      @uncledrewshoereview3886 4 роки тому +9

      Yes we would survive them but floridans would tame them and keep them as pets

    • @bigjames4rmpa
      @bigjames4rmpa 4 роки тому +1

      @@uncledrewshoereview3886 I'm pretty sure us Texans and our neighboring Louisiana folks would eat em. Lol

    • @JM-pg2lw
      @JM-pg2lw 4 роки тому

      Uncle Drew shoe review as a Floridian I've already got the saddle ready in my garage in case one shows up.

  • @modjuarez7690
    @modjuarez7690 4 роки тому +4

    Resembles Howard the Duck to me

  • @arnoldjenkins5455
    @arnoldjenkins5455 4 роки тому

    His guest today is looking at him like ''why the fuck am I here right now?''

  • @domenicogrimaldi591
    @domenicogrimaldi591 4 роки тому +2

    It's been years, and Joe still calls them Australia-pithicus...

  • @riccardosartori3822
    @riccardosartori3822 4 роки тому +11

    Birds brains and eyes process images like 40-50 times per second compared ti humans which do it at 12 times per second, they basically see in slow motion, that's why they are so precise and fast

    • @cblaskoski
      @cblaskoski 4 роки тому +3

      Wow I never thought about time being based on perception until now.

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 4 роки тому +4

      Thank you. You are f'king actually adding to the conversation. The, if I lived back then stuff, and they do fly, comments are just grass chewed up going to the 2nd stomach of some random cow.

    • @JonnyBeoulve
      @JonnyBeoulve 4 роки тому +3

      @@cblaskoski Since time velocity is purely based on the observer, think about how fast things might actually be moving. A day on Earth might just be a split second in the greater cosmos, and our planet is actually flying around the sun lightning fast.

    • @SuperKamiGuruu
      @SuperKamiGuruu 4 роки тому +2

      @@JonnyBeoulve shit

    • @cblaskoski
      @cblaskoski 4 роки тому +1

      @@JonnyBeoulve man that is such a mind blowing thought. Going to read into this more.

  • @israeldelaluz3024
    @israeldelaluz3024 3 роки тому +4

    MARCUS

  • @chancefoy6287
    @chancefoy6287 4 роки тому +1

    this is the most joe rogan title ever

  • @ImYourDadBro
    @ImYourDadBro 2 роки тому

    I just picture Joe looking up at a giant bird yelling “f*** you man, f*** you!”😂

  • @SemperCopacetic
    @SemperCopacetic 4 роки тому +12

    Joe Rogan: "Can you imagine?"
    also Joe Rogan: "Did you see that 'Imagine' song all those knuckleheads got together & sang?" 😂

  • @timothyfurey369
    @timothyfurey369 4 роки тому +3

    That’s Beautiful 🐐🦅

  •  4 роки тому +2

    One of the most Joe Rogan videos ever.

  • @huskiehuskerson5300
    @huskiehuskerson5300 2 роки тому

    Shoebill is compassionate, very friendly

  • @MorrisWilsonFvcks
    @MorrisWilsonFvcks 4 роки тому +16

    Joe: Birds can pull a salmon from the river and fly away with it.
    Also Joe: imagine holding a salmon.
    Me: they have claws..

    • @Ofinfinitejest
      @Ofinfinitejest 4 роки тому +1

      But also the grasping power of eagles is insane. Handlers use huge, stiff leather mitts because if they grabbed your hand they would crush the bones.

  • @dylanvickers7953
    @dylanvickers7953 4 роки тому +9

    Damn Joe I really thought you would remember that 20+ foot Eagles would jack humans all the time like 20,000 years ago.

    • @jasonthebullet
      @jasonthebullet 4 роки тому +1

      Joe smokes a shit ton of pot (as do I), which sometimes leads to memory issues lol

    • @Andrew-ly6yf
      @Andrew-ly6yf 4 роки тому +1

      Argentavis( thank you ARK)

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 4 роки тому

      it's the 20,000 thowwwwsand we be at right now, totally bruh. birds, and big feet stuff. bruh.

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 4 роки тому

      Up to date on 20,000 years ago. Ah, will keep your comment at top of mind if I run into a time machine. Thanks Bruh.

    • @Lunatic5306
      @Lunatic5306 4 роки тому

      How many pigeons tied to your body does it take to take flight????🤔🤔🤔 asking for a friend

  • @ToxicChronic
    @ToxicChronic 4 роки тому

    Yo this shit is hilarious lol. " They can pull a fucking salmon out of a flowing river with their feet. "

  • @strummerdagr8z385
    @strummerdagr8z385 4 роки тому +1

    “What am I watching here, a dinosaur 🦕 eating a walking fish who are prehistoric animals ” Hahahaha

  • @AztecWarrior1993
    @AztecWarrior1993 4 роки тому +5

    Joe “this one video of this one eagle “ Rogan lol

  • @Simi822
    @Simi822 4 роки тому +4

    Humans did kill all the Elephant birds of Madagascar and they where like 3m and 800 kilos...

    • @braddlesharris3577
      @braddlesharris3577 4 роки тому

      Bro do you even know metric hahaha 1000Lb is not 800kg it's like 450ish still huge no idea why you have to lie.

    • @braddlesharris3577
      @braddlesharris3577 4 роки тому

      @@he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect he lied they wernt 800kg lol. Online it says they're 1000lb so either hes bad at math or a lier

    • @Simi822
      @Simi822 4 роки тому

      @@braddlesharris3577 in the video the Elephant Bird was not mentioned, the data is from Wikipedia...so did you sniff some glue?

    • @Simi822
      @Simi822 4 роки тому +1

      @@braddlesharris3577 Read nigga read: In September 2018, scientists determined that Vorombe titan reached weights of 730 kg (1,600 lb) and stood 3 m (9.8 ft) tall, making it the world's largest bird, slightly larger than the much older Dromornis stirtoni.

    • @braddlesharris3577
      @braddlesharris3577 4 роки тому

      @@Simi822 oh hahahah you right just had a read up about them. Although it is a differnet genera of the elephant bird. So not even trying to be a dick but maybe put that in your comment next time. Cause it's not the norm they all ain't that big hahaha. Kinda like me saying all seagulls have a 10ft wing span just cause of a albatross. Not actually but you get what I mean. I dont even think albatross and seagulls are the same family of bird. Maybe a better example is a white rhino and a javan rhino or the elephant species

  • @annaelisavettavonnedozza9607
    @annaelisavettavonnedozza9607 2 роки тому

    Shoebills sound like a tommy gun

  • @milesdust3465
    @milesdust3465 2 місяці тому

    "Shoebills are superdangerous" They are super-kind.

  • @bc8359
    @bc8359 4 роки тому +7

    Scotland's national animal is a Unicorn

    • @kieranb7747
      @kieranb7747 4 роки тому

      i hope thats not true.

    • @enriqued8220
      @enriqued8220 4 роки тому

      Wow that's actually true lol

    • @bc8359
      @bc8359 4 роки тому

      @@enriqued8220 it's a magical place

  • @togi4087
    @togi4087 4 роки тому +4

    Joe ''giant flying lizards'' Rogan.

  • @noneofyourbuisness3247
    @noneofyourbuisness3247 4 роки тому

    Feathered serpent? Sounds like dinosaurs with feathers.

  • @kennethreuter5596
    @kennethreuter5596 4 роки тому +1

    "Nothing bad happens in the video"
    Me: ..damn