His logic was flawless. He explains society perfectly in a way most people wouldn’t dare to explain it. Brilliant, concise, sharp and hilarious. He was fucking brilliant.
Nah, he was both incredibly intelligent and witty, and had completely flawed logic... that's what made his descriptions so unique and beautiful. He had his OWN point of view, logical or not it was absolutely beautiful.
@@kohekade2961 Agreed, people broad brush the correctness of his ideas in a positive light because he is so insightful and funny. That doesn't mean he's right about every damn thing. You can still be a legend while not having been right about everything all the time.
Ikr his bit about ‘how you wouldn’t believe someone who put marbles up their ass if they told you anything. But that sameeeeee mf’er who put marbles up his ass his ass said “two plus two equals four” and you can look in a book and see that “two plus two doesssss equal four” butttttt THAT MF put marbles in his ass…” explaining how everyone in society would think of you as crazy even if your conspiracy “theory” was more like a proven conspiracy hypothesis rather than conjecture. But still it’s different than the normal ‘rationalization’ so you concise it to ‘thatttttt mfer puts marbles in his ass..’’ I think it was from the “Patrice O’Neil Brilliant Illuminati theories” video that is 34 min long
@@warlock253 I think he would say pussy is like a magnetic force that catches all objects but can be thwarted and controlled with logic; Patrice was like Spock
Same here Bro. I checked your profile and it's cool. I'm actually going to be a Pro Wrestler so I am with you. Lol we gotta honestly know How Black we are.
“I don’t *_really_* like to wear my hat like this, but I’ll do ANY goddamn damn thing to not-wear it like white people.” 😂 Amazing and honest. Loved Patrice
What would I do without internet nerds leaving comments explaining the obvious? How could I ever survive? What kind of vague and ambiguous world would it be without some dedicated autist superhero leaving a comment like, "They were speaking words with their mouths and listening with their ears, just like humans."
@@timmteller871 I've thought a lot about this and when listening to Jay Z's "The Story of OJ" it appeared to me that the one of the main roots of the problem is that black people arent trying to become people, they are trying to become black. The way that Jay Z mocks "I'm Not Black I'm O.J." shows how white people throughout history have failed to look at black people past their skin color. The sad thing is it also shows that black people dont even choose to look at themselves past their own skin color. It hit me personally when i realized that the more successful you are, apparently the less black you are to other black people. Unless the success is through music, sports, drug dealing, and pimping. Too much of the black identity is attached to NOT BEING WHITE with no foundation of it's own. By identifying as black you are putting limits on yourself, because you are still a slave to what people decide being black means. I'm not black, my skin is black. I don't belong to my skin, it belongs to me.
@@xcchi Well said. Every in-group has some degree of limitation and bounds past which you just can't be in the group anymore. Black culture developed a few (their fault or not) that are fonts of many social problems. It seems to me their definition of success has mostly to do with luxury, or getting without providing/grinding much. To take up honest work and "be white" then only affords you the patina of luxury, because behind the scenes you're a "slave". It's almost like you've become a liar or sellout.
Anthony & Patrice were the satellite radio version of Archie Bunker & George Jefferson. Legendary discussions came from these two(opie was involved), and the comedic value of these shows is pure gold.
Patrice would have seen through Joey's BS. Patrice always 'did the math', and when you do the math with Joey you find out he was locked up in county jail so much more then likely half those stories are someone else's, or entirely made up.
23:00 - To this day I think about that walking challenge. They should have done it with all the O&A guys and comics then reveal who reached the furthest
All ya’ll gushing over Patrice, wishing he was alive to be your hero - Toughen up your leather like he says and be the hero Your world needs. He gifted us with wisdom and humor - it’s up to YOU to keep the spirit of critical thinking and savage honesty going. Stop that weak dumb shit, he’d say ‘ychk’.
@@madz79 he's not wrong tho. He'd make fun of his worshipers Don't take his words as gospel but as a outline on how to respect yourself over greedy and no good woman who kill your spirit
I'm certain Patrice is up there making god think differently about things lol his laugh is so contagious it makes you feel grateful to have known about him
Dude I just turned 31 this year and listening to this just brought me way back!! I remember my dad picking me up from school middle school everyday with this playing in his car and him hysterically laughing
It's easier to have fly shit when done bankruptcy and pay all your properties and cars have one payment. Then there children have established credit and can buy other shit.
Patrice would be on the type of level that Chappelle is on if he were still alive. That transcend-comedy, singular type of philosopher level. RIP, Patreeky.
Pure genius. Patrice and Anthony were such a perfect combination. I miss people being able to riff like this about subjects like this. I feel we somehow lost that in the last 10 or so years. People have gotten way too sensitive and angry. Is there any show/podcast like this today out there?
the photoshops of Patrice are so good for this channel. Not sure if the uploader made them themselves or not, but goddam i laugh every time i see them.
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Damn it's crazy to have UA-cam suggest a clip that you are on. Lol I'm the Tony that called in. Wow. I really miss Patrice.
For real!? Cool
Anthony James If that’s true that’s really cool dude
Shit was funny dude
Dude, this is one of the greatest clips in radio history, no bullshit. And you sound like a really cool guy.
If that's true, thank you for this moment.
His logic was flawless. He explains society perfectly in a way most people wouldn’t dare to explain it. Brilliant, concise, sharp and hilarious. He was fucking brilliant.
He put everything in layman's terms and called out the self proclaimed geniuses for their bullshit and inability to do the same.
Nah, he was both incredibly intelligent and witty, and had completely flawed logic... that's what made his descriptions so unique and beautiful.
He had his OWN point of view, logical or not it was absolutely beautiful.
@@kohekade2961 Agreed, people broad brush the correctness of his ideas in a positive light because he is so insightful and funny. That doesn't mean he's right about every damn thing.
You can still be a legend while not having been right about everything all the time.
Ikr his bit about ‘how you wouldn’t believe someone who put marbles up their ass if they told you anything. But that sameeeeee mf’er who put marbles up his ass his ass said “two plus two equals four” and you can look in a book and see that “two plus two doesssss equal four” butttttt THAT MF put marbles in his ass…” explaining how everyone in society would think of you as crazy even if your conspiracy “theory” was more like a proven conspiracy hypothesis rather than conjecture. But still it’s different than the normal ‘rationalization’ so you concise it to ‘thatttttt mfer puts marbles in his ass..’’
I think it was from the “Patrice O’Neil Brilliant Illuminati theories” video that is 34 min long
That’s why they took him out.
Bill Burr said it best: the tragedy about him dying, is that there will only be one Patrice.
Burr is a douche. At least Patrice never sold out like Billy boy.
Yeah there could never be another patrice... he deserved another 20 years, man, he would still be here and be probably THE most famous comedian
@@senseiii3986 facts and the rock could he his smaller best friend
Unlike everybody else who is replaceable…
Kinda sick of how bill rides Patrice when he even admitted they weren’t close. Ant was a real friend to Patrice
(39:55) PATRICE: “I firmly believe this country is falling apart because of white guilt”
Wise words
Patrice was very tuned into how things worked.
There's no such thing as white guilt.
@@ricoburnett progressivism
@@thadoc5186 0
Prophetic words.
The thumbnail is fantastic
Literally what I was going to type🤣
"Now you see, Pussy = MC²"
thumbnail caught my eye, title made me lmao
@@warlock253 I think he would say pussy is like a magnetic force that catches all objects but can be thwarted and controlled with logic; Patrice was like Spock
I actually don’t like it, but whatever
THIS MAN WOULD DOMINATE TODAY ... god I miss him
and still today!
Patrice knew how to break situations down.
I'm black and Patrice taught me so much about black people.
Same here Bro. I checked your profile and it's cool. I'm actually going to be a Pro Wrestler so I am with you. Lol we gotta honestly know How Black we are.
If you listen closely, the main thing you learn is that blacks do everything out of spite.
I learned things from this dude about the way men think that I never even knew and I'm a man.
Black Card Revoked
@J H
Nice try, Burr.
2020 still listening to these
Benjamin Dail same
These are like classic episodes of a TV show.
I listen to compilations, and clips, over new podcasts. All the Opie hatrid just leaves a giant shitstain on their entire archive.
Dunno how I managed to miss this one but I'm glad I found it 😎
Dude this was posted a year ago , its not some 10 year old video post lol
"Get the fuck outta here nigga I gotta buy Sony?" one of the funniest lines and deliveries in O&A history.
“I don’t *_really_* like to wear my hat like this, but I’ll do ANY goddamn damn thing to not-wear it like white people.” 😂 Amazing and honest. Loved Patrice
😭
If they ever make a Comedian Hall of Fame, Patrice O'Neal definitely deserves it!
These clips never get old.the show was never the same when patrice passed.rip patrice oneal.
A brilliant bit of hilarious social commentary. Everyone making jokes and treating each other as equals. Real dudes acting like real friends.
Acting is right
What would I do without internet nerds leaving comments explaining the obvious? How could I ever survive? What kind of vague and ambiguous world would it be without some dedicated autist superhero leaving a comment like, "They were speaking words with their mouths and listening with their ears, just like humans."
Patrice is the hero we need right now.
d d false
Real Talk
but don't deserve.
Patrice is a comedic genius. Turned the two guys arguing into a bit
Fr the way he explained every step of that argument was hilarious and genius
Never stop posting this golden content. RIP PATRICE
“I’m almost a white guy, because I think in terms of property and I think in terms of future.” I find that sad
Well it shows some of the cultural problems of the black community
@@timmteller871 I've thought a lot about this and when listening to Jay Z's "The Story of OJ" it appeared to me that the one of the main roots of the problem is that black people arent trying to become people, they are trying to become black. The way that Jay Z mocks "I'm Not Black I'm O.J." shows how white people throughout history have failed to look at black people past their skin color. The sad thing is it also shows that black people dont even choose to look at themselves past their own skin color. It hit me personally when i realized that the more successful you are, apparently the less black you are to other black people. Unless the success is through music, sports, drug dealing, and pimping. Too much of the black identity is attached to NOT BEING WHITE with no foundation of it's own. By identifying as black you are putting limits on yourself, because you are still a slave to what people decide being black means. I'm not black, my skin is black. I don't belong to my skin, it belongs to me.
@@xcchi Well said. Every in-group has some degree of limitation and bounds past which you just can't be in the group anymore. Black culture developed a few (their fault or not) that are fonts of many social problems. It seems to me their definition of success has mostly to do with luxury, or getting without providing/grinding much. To take up honest work and "be white" then only affords you the patina of luxury, because behind the scenes you're a "slave". It's almost like you've become a liar or sellout.
Hmpoy a very insightful analysis. I’m Latino and we have similar problems with that as well. Specially dealing with each other as Latin countries
@Gzus Kreist There is something more fundamental than what you call 'honesty'. It really comes down to thinking..or lack of it.
"This mutha fucka wears birkenstocks!" 😂😂😂
So many quotables 😂😂
The thumbnail is so fuckin funny if you've listened to Patrice as much as I have. That really is the way he talks, like he's a professor.
😭🙏💯
Patrice just makes my day no matter what
That high pitched laugh of his could cure cancer. He doesn’t even need to talk to make me laugh.
When the insult is “your doing well” you’re talking to a poor person 😂
This thumbnail is just phenomenal
Anthony & Patrice were the satellite radio version of Archie Bunker & George Jefferson.
Legendary discussions came from these two(opie was involved), and the comedic value of these shows is pure gold.
"Opie was involved" 😂😂
The thumbnail is perfect
“Because I Want Things To Be Better. Any nigga that wants things to be better, A Nigga That Doesn’t Want Things To Be Better Hears It” 💯
RIP 🙏
That caller slamming opie and then backing anthony was genuinely one of the only good calls he ever took.
Never knew patrice . Still Miss him like hell . rip legend
11:35 "Patrice has got my back, right Patrice?"
"Not often..." ❤
Patrice and Joey Diaz In some podcast.. would’ve been legendary
Nothing id wish to see/hear more so than that
Joey Diaz can't even wipe Patrice's ass
Patrice would have seen through Joey's BS. Patrice always 'did the math', and when you do the math with Joey you find out he was locked up in county jail so much more then likely half those stories are someone else's, or entirely made up.
@@Methodizationsyep it's clear he bullshits so much
We were having so much fun back in the day.
23:00 - To this day I think about that walking challenge. They should have done it with all the O&A guys and comics then reveal who reached the furthest
Bro that would have been the funniest bit ever. If they were all mic’d up.
I'm on here in 2024
Where's the rest of this... Damn, Patrice O'Neal the GOAT ...
"He sells crack" lmao
I like that you left the hand white on patrice in the thumbnail. 🤣
lmao, thats a funny ass picture. Thanks for the clip.
The fucking picture is the GREATEST! Niggalogy with professor Patrice would be the most popular course in any college.😭😭😭😭😭😭
😂
One of the best lines I've ever heard and not even a chuckle? "I'm not showing you my black card, that's how you lose it, showing it to white people".
🔥 bars
All ya’ll gushing over Patrice, wishing he was alive to be your hero - Toughen up your leather like he says and be the hero Your world needs. He gifted us with wisdom and humor - it’s up to YOU to keep the spirit of critical thinking and savage honesty going. Stop that weak dumb shit, he’d say ‘ychk’.
Exactly. He was a very funny comedian in an era of very funny comedians. Nothing more, nothing less.
Ight settle down dude in comment section, jesus your dramatic
@@madz79 he's not wrong tho. He'd make fun of his worshipers
Don't take his words as gospel but as a outline on how to respect yourself over greedy and no good woman who kill your spirit
@@Sunsets330 Horseshit, he was also a very honest person with a lot of integrity and insight/intelligence.
damn, it hurt to read that as an avid patrice stan, but its so so true
I'm certain Patrice is up there making god think differently about things lol his laugh is so contagious it makes you feel grateful to have known about him
Whoever’s doing these thumbnails of Patrice or billy bob burr is a legend
opie interrupting is the worst
Patrice’s size up of E-rock was brutal holy shit. “He’s just a sad, soggy kid.”
This needs played on a loop in every public place In America right now.
Dude I just turned 31 this year and listening to this just brought me way back!! I remember my dad picking me up from school middle school everyday with this playing in his car and him hysterically laughing
Damn Patrice was way ahead of his time! He called this liberal white guilt shit 14 yrs ago!
lmao black folks been talking about white liberals wayyy longer than patrice
I miss Patrice’s laugh when I was feeling like shit I can always listen to old O&A Clips with Patrice
Patrice makes me want to live in the projects
what?
Did you miss the part where he said it sucked living there? And that its gotten way worse? lmao
Your catalogue is Insane.. thank you
This thumbnail makes me smile every single time I see it.
It's easier to spend all your money on fly clothes when you live in the hood with your grandma.
Your account is litty
"What is it with you and this varsity crap?" - Tony Soprano
@@mobisnest3205 My little nephew never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
It's easier to have fly shit when done bankruptcy and pay all your properties and cars have one payment. Then there children have established credit and can buy other shit.
@@mobisnest3205 next time you come here, you come heavy or not at all.
9:22 “nigga, what you do? Have a monocle, nigga?” 😄😄😄
Under-rated line hahah
Would the world not be better if black mothers & fathers spent 22 years making sure their children were academic superstars!
lol the damn background pic
God that dude from DC is hilarious
"We'll just let Patrice explain it"
This is why I need the internet
I feel like 2006 was one of the best years for the show
Uncle Paul made his debut then. Coincidence?
"How much is this scalpel?" lmfao I'm dead.
"What about this stethoscope, and I can spell it by the way..." LMAO
@@VashStarwind 💀
Patrice would be on the type of level that Chappelle is on if he were still alive. That transcend-comedy, singular type of philosopher level. RIP, Patreeky.
He said “ he sells crack” 😂😂😂😂😂
Finally more content
We also lost Fez. The other day. They are starting to drop guys. Enjoy them now.
70 show Fez?
Anthony should just move to Texas. He could carry 24/7 and his gun collection would just be considered cute here.
Ever hear the episode where someone said that to hil and he said he likes being the big fish in the little pond
7:48 “because it match my hat” 🤣🤣🤣
29:55 brilliant contribution by the Opester
As a someone who’s worked in a sneaker store, they know what they’re getting. They were the easiest to sell, they picked out everything 🤣🤣
Professor Patrice lmfao PhD in the study of Pimpology
He said he's got a PhD in white people too hahahahahahahha god bless him.
I love that thumbnail!! So fucking accurate.. Patrice really is the greatest teacher in the history of teaching!!
This thumbnail rocks man!!
If I could have anyones perspective... it'd be Patrice.
@d d You didnt pull it off.
@@MrAlecksTv zinged that jackass nice nice.
@@andjunglepunkthirteen760 😎
Man, I miss Patrice so much.
" you got to buy the nigga ass sony!"
😭😭😭
Back when comedy was untouchable
Pure genius. Patrice and Anthony were such a perfect combination. I miss people being able to riff like this about subjects like this. I feel we somehow lost that in the last 10 or so years. People have gotten way too sensitive and angry. Is there any show/podcast like this today out there?
Would have loved to hear tim Dillon talk to Patrice if he was atill around
This thumbnail is freaking killing me
Patrice to Opie: "You can't go to a 130th ...and they can see your hips look like somebody who rollerblades." LOL
Legends never die.
Patrice is soooooooooooooooo missed
This thumbnail is gold
13:27 😂😂😂😂😂😂 "this hat's brand new, I just took it"
Thanks, Opie, never got to hear the difference between LA and NY, good job
Patrice is needed now more than ever
Still the best Patrice photo shop
“Do they give tours up there” 😂😂😂😂😂
26:30 wow Hannibal burress might’ve stole his act
Fucking imagine if this was aired in 2024. Lol
23:00 the chicken walk up through Harlem would have been the greatest bit ever
23:06 Uptown Chicken is hilarious to me. Not from NY but I do know there is a movie and song called Across 110th St.
That movie is incredible
Patrice giving up classified information!
the photoshops of Patrice are so good for this channel. Not sure if the uploader made them themselves or not, but goddam i laugh every time i see them.
You sound upwardly mobile sir
I wonder what Patrice would say about today 6/2/2020
Right with the riots n all
00:02 Tony
39:44 Guilt ruins civilizations
These niggas said "it's like the fish with the "light on top of their heads"😂😂😂😂😂 25:49
This thumbnail is legendary 😂
everyones stealing your material down here patrice. you need to reincarnate as a brand new comic already.
That thumbnail is hall of fame hilarious 😂😂
I’ve heard this so many times and it still cracks me up
That thumbnail has to be the best Patrice shoop
It's called fish scale cause it looks like fish scales lmao