How to rig a US election

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  • Опубліковано 24 чер 2024
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    Welcome to today’s guide on how to rig an election. If you’re trying to influence who’s gonna be the next US president, then this guide is all you need to get your candidate in power. We’ll be covering everything from lobbying, voter suppression, gerrymandering, media manipulation, and swing states.
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  • @sirswag01
    @sirswag01  6 місяців тому +193

    You’re gonna need some money to rig the next election…
    Ipsos iSay: www.inflcr.co/SHIq7

    • @AK-us8jh
      @AK-us8jh 6 місяців тому +1

      Ostonox PepeLaugh

    • @nondescript_potato
      @nondescript_potato 6 місяців тому +1

      Any chance you're planning on re-releasing November's "This Month's News without the BS" video? Also, did UA-cam ever state why it got age restricted?

    • @penguiburst
      @penguiburst 6 місяців тому

      I'm pretty sure North Carolina's 12th district has changed by now btw

    • @smellymala3103
      @smellymala3103 5 місяців тому

      Nah Joe Biden will rig it again for us homie.

    • @wosemo
      @wosemo 5 місяців тому

      ipsos is not available here in austria, iI am a big fan of not getting money 😕

  • @skudrinskis
    @skudrinskis 6 місяців тому +1220

    I've won 7 elections in the land of the free with the help of this video, thank you swag team

    • @ElectrostatiCrow
      @ElectrostatiCrow 6 місяців тому

      Kim Jon Un is the most loved president with a 99% approval rating. I know because his government says so.

    • @triadwarfare
      @triadwarfare 6 місяців тому +11

      Maybe you could rig an election in Emutopia and campaign to integrate Kiwiland to your mighty empire with a special military operation if you win there.

    • @trentenwkelley243
      @trentenwkelley243 6 місяців тому

      @@triadwarfareelaborate

  • @MJS-lk2ej
    @MJS-lk2ej 6 місяців тому +1751

    it is worth mentioning, many of these tactics apply to democratic countries outside the US, Australian politics for example really likes to use the journalism tactics.

    • @thechroniclegamer4285
      @thechroniclegamer4285 6 місяців тому +60

      “B-but America corrupt rrrrr”

    • @MJS-lk2ej
      @MJS-lk2ej 6 місяців тому +12

      @@obamachad7677 the ones described in the video (primarily the first half).

    • @RealNaisuCinema
      @RealNaisuCinema 6 місяців тому +5

      @@obamachad7677did you not watch the video? Tf kind of question 😂

    • @DW-lb6hw
      @DW-lb6hw 6 місяців тому

      No, because thats basically an evolution of "both sides bad". This video is about specifically the US election, and not all of the points are unique to the US, but many are. Most western nations are not two party, most dont have the level of gerrymandering, and most dont have an institution like the piece of crap Electoral college.

    • @joaolemes8757
      @joaolemes8757 6 місяців тому +19

      ​@@thechroniclegamer4285if everyone is corrupt is fine to also be? Is that your logic?

  • @unicronscrisis6176
    @unicronscrisis6176 6 місяців тому +654

    YOU SHALL NEVER TAKE AWAY AN AUSTRALIANS RIGHT TO A DEMOCRACY SAUSAGE

    • @NOTKNOWNLOGIC
      @NOTKNOWNLOGIC 6 місяців тому +2

      LOL

    • @ElectrostatiCrow
      @ElectrostatiCrow 6 місяців тому +3

      They will simple switch the meat from pork to bugs.
      Eet ze bugs

    • @3magikarpinamansuit281
      @3magikarpinamansuit281 6 місяців тому +1

      Its already too late, Aussieland is way worse democracy wise. Sorry man you are always welcome in America, if things get bad here we will rise up.

    • @fruitpigenthusiast120
      @fruitpigenthusiast120 6 місяців тому +7

      ​@@3magikarpinamansuit281no you won't

    • @ElectrostatiCrow
      @ElectrostatiCrow 6 місяців тому +6

      @@3magikarpinamansuit281 Good luck with the revolution.

  • @Real_MisterSir
    @Real_MisterSir 6 місяців тому +458

    Remember: it always grants 10x more profit to belittle your opposition and discredit them, rather than appealing to the credit of your own policies. So don't even bother doing anything good, just ensure you're paintint your opposition in a worse frame than yourself every time you have the chance. The person who focuses more on good policies, loses. Because they're not spending their time well

    • @granityseis104
      @granityseis104 6 місяців тому +7

      yea,this reminded me "Andrew Yang"

    • @christianzilla
      @christianzilla 6 місяців тому +5

      As proven by Jeremy Corbyn in the UK

    • @abellyold4859
      @abellyold4859 6 місяців тому +6

      ​@@granityseis104And also Bernie Sanders.

    • @bigbadlara5304
      @bigbadlara5304 6 місяців тому +11

      Republicans are doing that right at this moment. And democrats did it not so long ago. 🦅🦅🦅🦅Democracy l!!!!!

    • @ShiroiKiba
      @ShiroiKiba 6 місяців тому

      ​@bigbadlara5304 not so long ago? Have you seen the "legal" record against Trump? Lol, they never stopped
      And R's didn't just start doing it; there's a bit more sense on that end of the aisle, but there is still a tendency to cater to the lowest denominators.
      Politics is a joke and has been since long before the first king put on a crown.

  • @sea_triscuit7980
    @sea_triscuit7980 6 місяців тому +120

    The scene of Tallahassee wiping his tears with money should've been a meme about billionaires, years ago haha

  • @KingTwelveSixteen
    @KingTwelveSixteen 6 місяців тому +45

    If you lie often enough, even people who know it's a lie will start to subconsciously believe it. Such an infuriating part of human psychology.

    • @anthroimperzia3927
      @anthroimperzia3927 5 місяців тому +1

      Theres a few things I could list thats accepted that used that tactic.

  • @girmreaper61
    @girmreaper61 6 місяців тому +173

    At 18 I bought my first politician
    At 22 I rigged my first election
    We all have the same 24 hours

    • @seditt5146
      @seditt5146 6 місяців тому

      Psffff! By 21 I bought my first third world nation you slacker!

    • @C-Farsene_5
      @C-Farsene_5 6 місяців тому +25

      Finally, a random teen doing political action instead of being all talk in some forum

    • @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
      @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman Місяць тому

      😂​@@C-Farsene_5

    • @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
      @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman Місяць тому

      That 24 hour speach is not so bs

  • @choppergirl
    @choppergirl 6 місяців тому +187

    Step (1) Start a political party
    Step (2) Take over a second political party from the inside out, so it looks like you have competition, but you don't
    Step (3) Dominate, so the electorate thinks it only has a choice between THIS or THAT, the barest minimum of choices. Either way, you win.
    Step (4) Control elections until the end of time keeping the popular kids in power forever, because the electorate will never wake up and is too stwpid to realize, they can write in anybody other than your two candidates.
    Step (5) Profit!

    • @iisduck1811
      @iisduck1811 5 місяців тому

      North Korea in a nutshell?

    • @triple5202
      @triple5202 5 місяців тому

      @@iisduck1811legit the US two party system

    • @qualitypanda4315
      @qualitypanda4315 5 місяців тому +5

      @@iisduck1811no more like a oligarchy

    • @frogfarmer3551
      @frogfarmer3551 5 місяців тому

      Bush HW and W, The clintons and obamas, the Cheney's etc. every president besides trump in 33 years has been verifiably bought

    • @toya_senpai2470
      @toya_senpai2470 5 місяців тому +1

      Democracy be like.

  • @hanspetrov4343
    @hanspetrov4343 6 місяців тому +126

    We're getting on the watch list with this one boys!

    • @UncleRuckus7600
      @UncleRuckus7600 6 місяців тому

      Nah fbi won't care if you're a biden supporter

  • @airiquelmeleroy
    @airiquelmeleroy 6 місяців тому +442

    I live in a normal democratic country (so standard voting laws)
    When I learned about the US electoral laws, I felt scammed by all the people that told me the US was a democratic country

    • @Lameducks
      @Lameducks 6 місяців тому

      We have so many broken systems that everyone in Washington abuses and benefits from (which is why they never get more than a half assed mention) that its a joke that we call our elections secure or legitimate. But anyone who watches mainstream media thinks "if my team won then our system of "democracy" works, if my team lose then it broke and illegitimate" I hate it here.

    • @awesomebomb98
      @awesomebomb98 6 місяців тому +38

      Dawg it’s called the House of Representatives…EU reading comprehension.

    • @readyforlol
      @readyforlol 6 місяців тому +118

      Yes, real democracies elect their leader based on who gets the most votes. Plain and simple.
      Better democracies give different parties power based on their number of votes, so no single person gets too much power.
      The fact the US has neither and the president gets to pardon anyone and themselves of crimes at will puts it literally one wrong step away from devolving into a dictature.

    • @BiggusThiccus
      @BiggusThiccus 6 місяців тому +42

      @@readyforlol What a phenomenally stupid thing to say. Almost every country has a public figure with pardon powers in the exact same manner as the US President, none are "devolving into a dictuture [sic]".

    • @airiquelmeleroy
      @airiquelmeleroy 6 місяців тому +16

      @@awesomebomb98 Electoral laws = how elections are held, and their inner workings.
      House of representatives is under electoral law I believe?
      Also, I'm not from EU, and I won't clarify from where I am, cause it's bot relevant! :D

  • @joethespectre
    @joethespectre 6 місяців тому +170

    Love you guys! Thanks Cody, I'll get to work on 2028 and I'll remember your generous gift and make sure to provide kangaroo parking spaces to land the CRITICAL Australian vote.

    • @FlexofFunk
      @FlexofFunk 6 місяців тому +2

      Thats a man I could vote for

    • @Rockets67
      @Rockets67 6 місяців тому +1

      You get my Australian support

  • @LoraCoggins
    @LoraCoggins 6 місяців тому +27

    This is the best “News without the BS” advertisement ever made.

  • @insert_cool_ign1107
    @insert_cool_ign1107 6 місяців тому +24

    Brb gonna watch Ordinary Things' "How to coup any country" to complete my education on hijacking a country

  • @jaroslavpohoral1897
    @jaroslavpohoral1897 6 місяців тому +28

    The sponsor is fucking hilarious with this context

  • @SaltoDaKid
    @SaltoDaKid 6 місяців тому +17

    George Washington: This the shit I exactly didn’t want

    • @Redactedlllllllllllll
      @Redactedlllllllllllll 6 місяців тому +1

      No he was an elites snob and would have wanted the government protected from the mob.

  • @egg-yolk
    @egg-yolk 6 місяців тому +55

    this is very useful to me because I'm not american

    • @readyforlol
      @readyforlol 6 місяців тому +17

      It's legitimately a good way to explain to non-american how the fuck Trump got elected despite never winning any popular vote.

    • @faule_knochen1000
      @faule_knochen1000 6 місяців тому

      ​@readyforlol Maybe, but I, as a non American, really wanna know how they managed to vote for an old sick man and has deals with China and isn't really there half the time. I mean really... Was there no better candidate than this lame sock?

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 6 місяців тому

      ​@@readyforlol also how Biden somehow can win despite being mentally incapable of speaking lol

    • @twiggledy5547
      @twiggledy5547 6 місяців тому +6

      ​@@readyforlolconsidering that Californians are barely human, I'm glad their vote counts less

    • @KaygeeFromNanotrasen
      @KaygeeFromNanotrasen 6 місяців тому +4

      @@twiggledy5547 this is true

  • @RunningOnAutopilot
    @RunningOnAutopilot 6 місяців тому +14

    It’s not exactly that people don’t care enough to fact check everything it’s that it’s impossible to be skeptical about everything, some things have to be taken on faith, so lots of people default to checking nothing instead of judging what to check and what to trust. Also you are less likely to be skeptical about something that sounds good.

  • @Purpleturtlehurtler
    @Purpleturtlehurtler 6 місяців тому +24

    With this, I will be class president. 😂

  • @That-Google-Guy
    @That-Google-Guy 6 місяців тому +16

    HOLD UP! Aussies get delicious election sausages? Oh man I’m about to steal that idea cause that sounds amazing

  • @addictionsucks8848
    @addictionsucks8848 6 місяців тому +19

    Bro explaining what every 8 year old American discovers in their first week of social studies

    • @Marika_ER
      @Marika_ER 6 місяців тому +1

      True but many forget

    • @qualitypanda4315
      @qualitypanda4315 5 місяців тому

      Clearly many don’t

    • @theeyehead3437
      @theeyehead3437 5 місяців тому

      What social studies classes did you take as an 8 year old? idk, maybe it was because I grew up in Texas, but I had to learn this shit on my own.

  • @ThatGuyBrian
    @ThatGuyBrian 6 місяців тому +73

    I would like to note that the section starting around 7:20ish (regarding congressional/"electoral" districts) isn't applicable to a presidential race (Or any statewide race for that matter, such as governorships or US senate seats) in most cases. The only two states to split their electoral votes by congressional districts are Maine and Nebraska. The rest rely on a winner-takes-all system, where the winner of the state's popular vote gets all of that state's electoral votes.
    It should also be noted that all the electoral votes in a given state aren't based on congressional districts alone, but how many total seats they have in congress. (number of seats in the house of representatives + 2 seats in the senate)

    • @Pan_Z
      @Pan_Z 6 місяців тому +1

      Also note that Maine & Nebraska's method (The Congressional District Method) is more reflective how how each state voted. If all states adopted such a system, presidential races would be much closer. Candidates would need to campaign in more states rather than a select few swing states, as even the most partisan states still have districts that vote for the other party.

    • @alklazaris3741
      @alklazaris3741 6 місяців тому +4

      Still gerrymandering is a serious issue. I would argue it has far more reaching consequences than a presidential election would. Congress makes the laws in most cases and they can be in power for decades.

    • @deltanitros
      @deltanitros 6 місяців тому +2

      Or put another way, America is a federative republic and not a democracy. While it may seem like semantics, the difference does matter. America is a Union of States. Thus the name, the United States of America

    • @Joker22593
      @Joker22593 5 місяців тому +1

      @@deltanitros The United States WAS a union of states. It's now a centralized bureaucratic plutocracy. I do have hope that the United States is returning to a less centralized model, but that requires the collapse of most corporate media.

    • @deltanitros
      @deltanitros 5 місяців тому

      @@Joker22593 agreed. I was mainly referring to how the presidential election still functions but yeah the centralization of power is definitely something we want to see reversed and you're 100% right that the collapse of corporate media is a prerequisite for that. With the rise of independent media I don't think that collapse is too far off

  • @SirPigeonPlays
    @SirPigeonPlays 6 місяців тому +4

    I've been hesitant on the new commentator just because I really liked the text-to-speech but the sarcasm in this guys voice was top-notch, love it! Definitely won me over on this one!

  • @IncoNSpicuous01
    @IncoNSpicuous01 5 місяців тому +2

    5* Review
    I can honestly say, I've had absolutely no prior experience with rigging an election before.
    Sir Swag's guide was thorough, well-directed with easy-to-follow steps.
    I feel like I've become an expert in no time.
    Since watching this video, I've convinced my local bingo club to bring in carrot cake by gerrymandering all the horrible lemon cake voters out (yuck Doris!) and leaving the voting box on the one floor with no wheelchair access. In no time the majority of us who can still hobble up the 4 stairs and love our carrot cake stole the referendum!!
    I can wholeheartedly recommend Sir Swag's services to anyone looking to win an election, under any circumstances. With one phone call, I went from Nora No Experience to the bingo club electing me as their lunchtime queen! Thank you Sir Swag!!

  • @swordsman1_messer
    @swordsman1_messer 6 місяців тому +37

    Man, I don’t know if this is supposed to be satire, or legit advice to sow more chaos in the US electoral process, because all of these points have been levied, proven to a limited extent, or are in active use…

    • @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty
      @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty 6 місяців тому +23

      To answer your question it's both. These tactics are proven and in active use, particularly by the Republican party. They benefit a lot from low voter turnout and propaganda on the news.

    • @jiovanirivera852
      @jiovanirivera852 6 місяців тому +16

      ​@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty I know you didn't just say this, unironically. You're talking about propaganda on the news when most news channels are state propaganda for the Blue team. Red team still has propaganda but you are part of the problem.

    • @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty
      @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty 6 місяців тому +18

      @@jiovanirivera852 No man, anyone on the red team is part of the problem. Red team benefits more from propaganda on the news, low voter turnout and lots of lobbying. Everything described in the video helps the Red team more.

    • @swordsman1_messer
      @swordsman1_messer 6 місяців тому

      @@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty Both equally do it, and have instigated the Lensman Arms Race to see what tactics and strategies they can get away with, which further undermines the whole system.
      I largely do not give two fucks about who did what when. I have my biases, but my whole criticism is solely that it’s a loop of retaliation and escalation, that’s doing nothing but further exacerbating the very issues either party keeps slinging.

    • @topsyturvy6516
      @topsyturvy6516 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@@jiovanirivera852 its almost like he didnt watch the video and just cope lmao

  • @stopcensoringmen5044
    @stopcensoringmen5044 6 місяців тому +4

    We truly live in a cyberpunk dystopia but without the cool cars or talking guns.

    • @parzavaal5335
      @parzavaal5335 5 місяців тому

      BROOO FUUCK ITS SAD BUT TRUE

  • @riptideshadow7343
    @riptideshadow7343 6 місяців тому +9

    Here before the FBI shut this down

  • @WordsofHeresy
    @WordsofHeresy 6 місяців тому +6

    Man, i love satire. Imagine if this actually happened irl lmao

  • @jrt400
    @jrt400 5 місяців тому +11

    Just a note about the electoral college bit: 48 of the 50 states have practices in place where the electoral college votes from that state go to the winner of that state’s popular vote. In addition, the number of electoral votes isn’t arbitrary. It correlates to the number of congressional districts a state has (plus two for the senators). So it’s not tied to population, but rather to communities. The idea isn’t that the biggest populations get the most votes, but instead that all communities large and small have a relatively equal day in who represents the country. I’m not saying it’s perfect but this is pretty misleading ngl.

    • @lukem2971
      @lukem2971 5 місяців тому +3

      This is important to point out, thanks for sharing!

    • @theeyehead3437
      @theeyehead3437 5 місяців тому

      In what world do congressional districts represent communities? Their borders are drawn with the sole purpose of maximizing political power for the person drawing them.
      And in fact, the number of districts a state has is (roughly) proportional to its population, and congressional districts have about the same population (within each state).
      The reason the electoral college is dipropionate is that every state gets a flat +2. But that is not the biggest problem with the electoral college. As you point out, almost all of the states are winner-takes-all, which is why swing states are the only thing that matter and a big part of the reason why it's possible to win the electoral college without the popular vote. If every state distributed its votes in proportion to how its population voted, the electoral college would be dumb and slightly unfair, but not anywhere near as bad.

  • @fetyrol7108
    @fetyrol7108 6 місяців тому +24

    Thanks. This will be useful in 2028 :)

  • @skyxee
    @skyxee 6 місяців тому +9

    Instructions unclear, i accidentally started a legitimate and fair environment for voting. What to do?

  • @Marc.H99
    @Marc.H99 6 місяців тому +242

    An election in which not all votes are worth the same can never be fair..

    • @BlazeDeval
      @BlazeDeval 6 місяців тому +26

      Is the vote of someone who doesn't understand what they are voting for worth the same as someone who does?

    • @dname9394
      @dname9394 6 місяців тому

      The electoral college is set up because the USA is supposted to be a republic, meaning each state can be seen as their own country. Basically, we are 50 countries voting for a over all leader.

    • @Marc.H99
      @Marc.H99 6 місяців тому +65

      @@BlazeDeval Everyone has the opportunity to inform themselves, so every voice has the same weight

    • @T1rrag
      @T1rrag 6 місяців тому +67

      Unfortunately elections have to be that way in the US, as otherwise population hubs like Los Angeles will have complete political control of less populated areas like farm land, which would never work as the average LA citizen has no clue as to what the needs of a typical farmer are, and vice versa. It’s the only way to make sure that no State’s needs are trampled over on the national level. As at the end of the day, the US isn’t just a singular nation, but a union of 50 otherwise separate states.

    • @DW-lb6hw
      @DW-lb6hw 6 місяців тому

      @@T1rrag this is just the excuse that republicans use to keep their base happy.

  • @showtime1235
    @showtime1235 5 місяців тому +5

    dont think you can beat your opponent in an election? don’t put him on the ballot🤗🤗

  • @spess4804
    @spess4804 6 місяців тому +7

    Ty for tutorial, I found it very helpful 🇺🇸👍

  • @joen8529
    @joen8529 5 місяців тому +9

    I used to believe the popular vote should mean something, but it can’t. New York and California values can not dictate the outcomes for rural areas. They simply can’t. It’s a safety check, and it is needed.

    • @velenteriushendeneros3251
      @velenteriushendeneros3251 5 місяців тому +1

      But New York, California, Texas and Flordia are all massivly divided politically. By not having a proportional system, the massive opposition parties in these states have no say in how the country is run. Similarly, the opposition parties in all the other states also have no say. The large states also include a massive amount of rural land, especially California.
      When less than half of the countries peeple can decide who rules it, that is a problem, no matter where they live. Add gerrymandering and unfaithfull electors into the mix, and the actual majority opinion becomes fully irrelevant.

    • @OurNewestMember
      @OurNewestMember 5 місяців тому

      This actually sounds like an argument against a winner-take-all system and gerrymandering

    • @manvslife271
      @manvslife271 16 днів тому

      Even if all those places united and voted for one person (which they wouldn't), doesn't that make like, only 10% of total population of the entire country? I don't think it would have the power you think it would, the numbers just don't add up.

  • @LokiBeckonswow
    @LokiBeckonswow 6 місяців тому +64

    i'm so happy that you mentioned murdoch and news corp, by far the most influential player in this whole situation, don't forget that political elites from both sides were great buddies with jepstein

    • @Telmach
      @Telmach 6 місяців тому

      Why do you think Murdoch is the most influential. Do you think Rupert Murdoch has more influence than Bob Iger? Murdoch used to own a majority share of Fox and the NY Post.
      Iger runs Fox, ABC, CBS, Univision, Maker Studios, Sinclair Broadcast Group, National Geographic, ESPN, Discovery, The History Channel, Hollywood Records, Lifetime Television, and HULU. He also comanages MSN, MSNBC, Vice Media, A&E Network, JP Morgan Chase, and Verizon.
      If you think think Disney is big and scary, Wait until you look at everything AOL Time-warner, Amazon, or Microsoft owns. 90% of all news is owned by 6 companies headquartered in New York City, which are jointly owned by 5 Silicon Valley Companies, and all of whom have their assets held by 3 investment banking firms. Those three investment banking firms, Blackrock, State Street, and Vanguard. They manage 88% of the fortune 500 companies possessing a total of $15 Trillion meaning 3 men own 10% of the entire world.
      It's all fine and good to disapprove of Rupert Murdoch. More power to you if you do, I certainly don't like the guy - but maybe a little perspective here is in order. Murdoch is like a little kids Lemonade Stand to the Big Three's Super Walmart.

    • @OurNewestMember
      @OurNewestMember 5 місяців тому

      Yep. NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, NYT, WaPo, etc, have been such scrappy but honest news outlets in recent years.

  • @Yodalemos
    @Yodalemos 6 місяців тому +3

    This is a nice bonus to Ordinary Things' "How to Coup ANY country" video.

  • @christianjedi7227
    @christianjedi7227 6 місяців тому +3

    I’m now the president of my homeschool class. Thank you for all the helpful tactics!

  • @idunnoay
    @idunnoay 6 місяців тому +5

    Both-side arguments are so infuriating. Even if both sides have insufficient policies on your key issue, there’s almost always one side that’s clearly better than the other. And while this video is very US system focused, most other democratic systems allow for minor parties to be elected too.

    • @OurNewestMember
      @OurNewestMember 5 місяців тому

      But it gets worse: whoever talks a good game might still be abusive when doing the implementation.
      So it's not just ideas; it's tough to get the right combination of smart, equitable ideas with fair, competent action.
      (Of course we might disagree on what that means, but often you have "both sides" not even _appearing_ to make an earnest effort on both parts of this equation.... But.... Sometimes that "both sides" argument can give people a chance to decide which profits matter most, so people can decide which side _in totality_ is actually better.

  • @Paladin314
    @Paladin314 6 місяців тому

    Ty Cody, appreciate the guide

  • @OriginalWyatt
    @OriginalWyatt 6 місяців тому +18

    You forgot the most obvious one! Just remove rival candidates from the state ballots that historically use to vote for you but demographics are now leaning in favor of your opposition. That way; people that vote in those states have no other option 👍

    • @summerset9984
      @summerset9984 5 місяців тому

      colorado cough cough

    • @dongiane
      @dongiane 5 місяців тому +3

      maybe do not tell your supporters to overthrow the government. 14th amendment

    • @BurgertubeFounder
      @BurgertubeFounder 5 місяців тому

      @@dongiane Clearly collaborating with the FBI to provoke a protest into a riot and then lying about it to imprison political dissidents and propagandizing it to deflect criticisms of a pathetic, failing administration was just half-assed enough to fool you.

    • @summerset9984
      @summerset9984 5 місяців тому

      @@dongiane um yeah, telling your people to peacefully and patriotically have their voices heard is "telling your supporters to overthrow the government". how long have you been braindead?

    • @dryayman1884
      @dryayman1884 5 місяців тому

      @@dongiane When did that happen? You'd think they would have taught us that in school unless you mean 1776?

  • @jtgd
    @jtgd 6 місяців тому +12

    Thanks Mr swag! I’m sure you’ll easily win the election

  • @Verttim
    @Verttim 5 місяців тому

    Best side hustle idea I’ve seen

  • @EllieOscar
    @EllieOscar 5 місяців тому +1

    This was recommended to me. Now I’m curious 😂

  • @nandoxus
    @nandoxus 6 місяців тому +68

    As a non American I find the US electoral system rather dumb.

    • @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty
      @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty 6 місяців тому +1

      As an American I can confirm to you it IS dumb. It allows the loser to win.

    • @Purjo92
      @Purjo92 6 місяців тому

      Same. It's so outdated that it is dangerous to world security. If there were multiparty democracy without the first past the post system, I think US politics would be like EU politics, diverse in values, and more dynamic. I don't know if it can even be called real democracy, but at least it's not like fucking China lol.

    • @DW-lb6hw
      @DW-lb6hw 6 місяців тому +38

      As an American, so do I.

    • @leirbag1595
      @leirbag1595 6 місяців тому +2

      And you'd be right.

    • @theotherohlourdespadua1131
      @theotherohlourdespadua1131 6 місяців тому +26

      When all of the Founding Fathers hate the poor and half of the Founding Fathers hate city dwellers...

  • @thomaslayton2110
    @thomaslayton2110 6 місяців тому +4

    Sir Swag telling us how he plans to take over.

  • @keirangray902
    @keirangray902 6 місяців тому +5

    That MF did WHAT TO SCRATCH THE DOG???!!!!

  • @bunny-cu9ni
    @bunny-cu9ni 6 місяців тому

    Great video really gives me hope

  • @arandomkobold8403
    @arandomkobold8403 6 місяців тому +3

    Oh boy, I can't wait to see how respectful and kind this comment section is!

  • @noahdtdog9082
    @noahdtdog9082 6 місяців тому +7

    Paper ballots…please…

  • @aleisterleopold6229
    @aleisterleopold6229 5 місяців тому +1

    This is the biggest and most legitimate criticism of any direct form of democracy

  • @PapaDalbec
    @PapaDalbec 6 місяців тому +2

    It's time to be worried when the government tries to take away an option for my vote.

  • @darwintorres491
    @darwintorres491 6 місяців тому +3

    man im here so quick

  • @robbytherob
    @robbytherob 6 місяців тому +4

    The funny thing about this is that there probably is an aspiring politician watching this video and taking down notes.

  • @jacobjenkins5461
    @jacobjenkins5461 5 місяців тому +2

    It's better than the alternative of two wolves and a lamb deciding what to have for dinner. The electrical college gives the lamb a weapon with which to defend itself... Think about that.
    Also, a person can be wise, collected, calm and intelligent. People are stupid, disorganized and easily agitated

  • @jamesj.5276
    @jamesj.5276 6 місяців тому +1

    My notebook will definitely be out for the next guide. 😊

  • @sanjdhillon8726
    @sanjdhillon8726 6 місяців тому +13

    The satire and presentation of said satire on this channel is just amazing. Bravo guys 👌

  • @JohnDoe-zi3yg
    @JohnDoe-zi3yg 6 місяців тому +4

    damm yt algo really didn’t like this one

    • @obee7423
      @obee7423 5 місяців тому

      Gee, I wonder why.

  • @mcmosfet2856
    @mcmosfet2856 6 місяців тому +2

    You forgot the step before putting on the "funny beret":
    If you don't win, deny the legitimacy of the vote

  • @bushwookie3208
    @bushwookie3208 6 місяців тому

    Thanks for the tips, the masses won't know what hit em

  • @NorroTaku
    @NorroTaku 6 місяців тому +6

    instructions unclear
    already moved to the EU

  • @cosmicpotato3849
    @cosmicpotato3849 6 місяців тому +5

    Coming back to this channel after a few years, why is the voice sexy now???

    • @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty
      @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty 6 місяців тому +4

      They stopped using the funny Microsoft robot voice.

    • @julienvalley28
      @julienvalley28 6 місяців тому

      To appeal to people like you more, come for the news, stay for the sexy

    • @obee7423
      @obee7423 5 місяців тому +1

      You got gayer

  • @miniyogurt
    @miniyogurt 5 місяців тому +1

    Thanks for this guide, now I ended up being the president of Guatemala

  • @zsh7862
    @zsh7862 5 місяців тому +1

    Thank you, this really helped me win the election.

  • @ghostofthecommentsection
    @ghostofthecommentsection 6 місяців тому +4

    I'd be quite curious about the demographic data for this video specifically.

  • @SchubertAloysius
    @SchubertAloysius 6 місяців тому +18

    How the hell do they call themselves the land of the free?

    • @mooseitself
      @mooseitself 6 місяців тому +8

      Oh sorry, I understand the confusion here. It's actually "free" with a little "tm" next to it. A lot of people miss that, I'm pretty sure it was Reagan who trade marked it, but I ain't no historian.

    • @Redactedlllllllllllll
      @Redactedlllllllllllll 6 місяців тому

      Too bad that's false too ​@user-dw5uh1qx2r

    • @DaDARKPass
      @DaDARKPass 6 місяців тому

      Because they are free? America's system of government pretty much guarantees that, even if you win the presidential election, you still have to deal with the legislature and supreme court to pass anything. And if you want to change the constitution, you need support from 2/3 of legislatures in both houses, and 3/4 of states to agree to it. Therefore, the rights of Americans are pretty much protected more than in any other country. Not to mention Americans have a lot more rights (e.g. right to free speech at a greater scale than in any other country).

    • @THEBEEEANSS
      @THEBEEEANSS 6 місяців тому +4

      Because it is. European countries like to brag about their "multiparty" system, but those parties always form into 2 large coalitions anyways. American parties are just pre-formed coalitions.

    • @WarFoxThunder
      @WarFoxThunder 6 місяців тому

      FR

  • @thecanadiankiwibirb4512
    @thecanadiankiwibirb4512 6 місяців тому +2

    5:12 - Bananas!

  • @Pr0toPoTaT0
    @Pr0toPoTaT0 6 місяців тому

    Okay. This video is a masterpiece.

  • @souleat65
    @souleat65 6 місяців тому +5

    WTF IS A DEMOCRACY RAAAAAH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

  • @Appel2Juice3
    @Appel2Juice3 6 місяців тому +3

    Wooow as an American I never knew this. Our voting system is flawed?!?! Just a bit too snarky this video for me dude.

  • @deleted-something
    @deleted-something 5 місяців тому

    Truly the video of all time

  • @MushroomGravy
    @MushroomGravy 6 місяців тому +2

    It's true. We don't go out to vote in Australia unless there's sausages.
    I always get a hot dog on election day, it's just what you do.
    That's why we don't have problems with voter turnouts.

  • @thehonestdude1067
    @thehonestdude1067 6 місяців тому +4

    Pretty much a " How to AIPAC " guide
    Amazing

  • @cw732
    @cw732 6 місяців тому +5

    correction on 0:17 : Iowa and Ohio have already been decided for the Red Team. Florida also is trending towards the Red Team, and while Minnesota can be a swing state sometimes, it's nearly 50-year long Blue Team streak means I consider it a Blue Team state.

  • @Epicman6676
    @Epicman6676 5 місяців тому +2

    Just blame Russia is a classic

  • @vj-6
    @vj-6 5 місяців тому

    how does this only have 100k views???

  • @Alpha00Fox
    @Alpha00Fox 6 місяців тому +3

    10/10 I'm in California and I know my vote doesnt matter.

    • @BurgertubeFounder
      @BurgertubeFounder 5 місяців тому

      As soon as they pass those amnesty laws that we all know are coming, not a single native-born American's vote will ever matter.

  • @karbachok
    @karbachok 6 місяців тому +5

    Спасибо за это очень хорошее видео, тут много важной и полезной информации!

  • @TheFrankvHoof
    @TheFrankvHoof 6 місяців тому +2

    The amount by which this tracks directly to Obama's 2012 campaign is staggering 😮

  • @CoverBrazilian
    @CoverBrazilian 6 місяців тому +2

    Step 1: Find a voting practice that has been outlawed in most functioning Democracies, and make it legal in yours (mail in voting).
    Step 2: Find another voting practice that has been outlawed in most functioning democracies, and legalize it in yours (voting without identification)
    Step 3: Find ANOTHER voting practice that has been outlawed in most other functioning democracies, and legalize it in yours ( voting without being a legal citizen of said country ).
    Step 4: win every major election that matters, while awarding your “opponent” a few wins here and there that won’t directly take away any of your power, so that it looks legitimate.
    Step 5: Rinse and repeat until your citizens revolt against you (never).

    • @anthonybernal-ex4hv
      @anthonybernal-ex4hv 6 місяців тому

      Trump lost no fraud

    • @user-ew8qu5yi5h
      @user-ew8qu5yi5h 5 місяців тому

      ​@@anthonybernal-ex4hvbetter start printing them ballots or 2024 will be a landslide

  • @cherri.mp4527
    @cherri.mp4527 6 місяців тому +58

    I genuinely can't tell what this channel's bias is, congrats :3

    • @rollyproductions
      @rollyproductions 6 місяців тому +33

      Perhaps he could even be.... unbiased!

    • @mr.atomictitan9938
      @mr.atomictitan9938 6 місяців тому +24

      It’s almost like this channel is like, unbiased or something. 🤯

    • @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty
      @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty 6 місяців тому +1

      Ehh not really. This video shows almost all of the methods the Republican party uses to swing elections in their favor. The best examples came from the 2010 & 2014 midterms, and also 2016 of course.

    • @Blad3sofWaR
      @Blad3sofWaR 6 місяців тому +7

      News without the B.S. since what 2015?

    • @topsyturvy6516
      @topsyturvy6516 6 місяців тому

      ​@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty the fact that you have to cope this hard in the comment section means the video trigger you and your corrupted brainwashing party

  • @KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva
    @KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva 6 місяців тому +19

    The Electoral College is a novel and good system to amplify the influence of less populated but economically useful territories. Places like Scotland, Quebec and Alberta highlight the impact of a citizenry feeling alienated from the central government as a result of purely population-based representation and an Electoral College system addresses that issue.
    The fallacy of this and much other infotainment content about electoral systems is their presupposition that "more directly democratic = more good"
    In fact the idea of ideological rather than geographic representation underlying the concept can easily be connected to more of the video's identified problems than the inverse. Proportional representation systems encourage parties to hyper-focus on ideological demographics and not care about coherence with regional socioeconomic dynamics in how representatives actually behave. The quasi-oligarchic coalition conspiracies we've recently seen in places like Germany and Israel highlight that PR has its own unique and arguably worse problems than an individual vote in Wyoming technically counting for 3x more than one in California when Wyoming has 1.5% of the population as California so the state is still allocated dozens more College votes.

    • @nono-lz9qr
      @nono-lz9qr 6 місяців тому +4

      It’s good to see at least one person in this comment section understands the benefits of the electoral college.

    • @chasemartin4450
      @chasemartin4450 6 місяців тому

      I would argue the opposite, given that cities have proven themselves throughout human history to naturally be more progressive and open-minded, I support a system under which urban voters have a larger say than rural ones to limit the spread of tyranny and hate within the Government. Not a perfect solution, and likely worse compared to a simple popular vote, but would have stopped a *hell* lot of injustice throughout American history.

    • @KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva
      @KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva 6 місяців тому +2

      @@chasemartin4450 Taking your simplifying assumptions at face value, you're making more of an argument for localism than at-large voting for the president.
      The head of a federation being solely elected by urban centers not only alienates rural voters but also undermines forces in favour of expert governance. Concentrating all the presidential electoral power in cities would favour theoretical, top-down policymakers in executive agencies even more than they currently are.
      Social policies aren't the be-all end-all concern of government, and alienating rural voters from federal participation discourages more practical knowledge from working its way up the hierarchy into major federal agencies. This is a dynamic readily observable in both modern and pre-1945 democratic and quasi-democratic systems where urban cadres of elites that mostly have theoretical rather than practical experience would impose beliefs on lower tiers in the hierarchy. This is what led to things like obvious in hindsight military shortcomings during WWI.
      Instead of reversing the dynamic of the typical argument about the EC like you did to essentially argue that rural voters should be disenfranchised because of a presumption that their social policy positions are always wrong, concerns about urban centers being shackled to these contemptible bumpkins should drive you towards a greater degree of state and regional autonomy wherein the progressive urban ubermensch can create more of their own social policies and if they're successful essentially show the rurals the benefits of a more enlightened government that they'd either then adopt or suffer the consequences of not adopting.

    • @yourewrong9028
      @yourewrong9028 6 місяців тому +2

      The main problem with the electoral college, moreso than the fact that some states get disproportionate representation, is the fact that in the current system almost all states are forced to vote as a block. For instance, a red vote in California literally never matters right now, and same with a blue vote in West Virginia or something.
      I do also have a problem with the disproportionate representation thing, don’t get me wrong, but if you simply subtracted 2 votes from every state in the electoral college I’d still want it abolished. The fact that “swing states and safe states” even exist as a concept is enough for me to want the system gone.

    • @benzippos
      @benzippos 6 місяців тому +2

      @@chasemartin4450how are non urban voters spreading tyranny?

  • @geronimo5515
    @geronimo5515 6 місяців тому

    thanks for the guide
    ✅helpful, ✅inspirational, ✅informative, ✅entertaining.
    and ✅other, for the iowa of it

  • @bananbananowy3552
    @bananbananowy3552 6 місяців тому

    9:07 this man is playing a VIDEO on his LAPTOP!

  • @Mr.Ford3350
    @Mr.Ford3350 6 місяців тому +18

    Bless the founding fathers for having the foresight to know that a Californian's vote should be worth less.

    • @taoiseachjager9643
      @taoiseachjager9643 6 місяців тому +1

      If you ask me californians should Not be allowed to vote at all

    • @Redactedlllllllllllll
      @Redactedlllllllllllll 6 місяців тому +2

      Yeah we'll see how long these 300 year old ideas work.

    • @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty
      @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty 6 місяців тому +2

      They could never have predicted the gold rush and film boom there.

    • @thejudge4421
      @thejudge4421 6 місяців тому

      1+1=2 even 1000's of years later it is still true.@@Redactedlllllllllllll

    • @dubjubs
      @dubjubs Місяць тому

      Honestly glad California doesn't have as much influence, last thing I need is their policies being written into my state

  • @christopherrichards5428
    @christopherrichards5428 6 місяців тому +4

    I miss the text to speech voice tbh

  • @atomiczeronerd6554
    @atomiczeronerd6554 5 місяців тому +1

    Just do what happens here in Brazil, just contract someone to do a poll in a really big city (like São Paulo) in an area you know that people suport you, and then say "most of São Paulo will vote in this candidate" . The suckers votes will start raining, even tho they would just vote in noone.

  • @naefaren3515
    @naefaren3515 6 місяців тому +1

    Thanks, for the tutorial.
    Let's elect some random woman from Nebraska to be president guys.

  • @TheTmieBandit
    @TheTmieBandit 6 місяців тому +5

    would be really wild if someone found some of those voting districts that are clearly set up like described and starting disseminating that in meme format, because that would be something that the average person could grasp. wouldn't that just be wacky?

    • @wade2112
      @wade2112 6 місяців тому +1

      If only people with political science degrees working for campaign teams had brain cells. Doing that would change political opinions way faster than calling people or running TV ads

  • @KermRiv
    @KermRiv 6 місяців тому +5

    a democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding what's for dinner, a republic is an armed sheep contesting the vote

    • @tanker00v25
      @tanker00v25 6 місяців тому

      Look up what a republic is dude, all democracies are republics

    • @imperialofficer6185
      @imperialofficer6185 6 місяців тому +4

      @@tanker00v25 a tribe with no written law that decides its affairs by vote is a democracy but not a republic

    • @tanker00v25
      @tanker00v25 6 місяців тому

      @@imperialofficer6185 incorrect

    • @imperialofficer6185
      @imperialofficer6185 6 місяців тому +2

      @@tanker00v25 u r

    • @dubjubs
      @dubjubs Місяць тому

      ​@@tanker00v25The US is not a full blown Democracy nor Republic. We have the Electoral College and State Elections are really the only thing done truly "majority vote". The Constitution doesn't even mention the word "Democracy" at all while mentioning Republic multiple times

  • @thatluckysnxiper7840
    @thatluckysnxiper7840 5 місяців тому

    Thanks I was so tired of getting red listed by interpol but this video helped me overthow those old buzzards

  • @ecab992
    @ecab992 6 місяців тому +1

    In-Video ad ends at 6:54

  • @colecarmichael5724
    @colecarmichael5724 6 місяців тому +3

    I wish I could laugh but it’s too painful 😢

  • @emrysgeibhendach7572
    @emrysgeibhendach7572 6 місяців тому +17

    the fact that this video released just a day after trump was straight up removed from the ballot in colorado is perfection

  • @FatHrvatski
    @FatHrvatski 5 місяців тому

    Golden video

  • @Nobody.exe50
    @Nobody.exe50 6 місяців тому

    Have a good one yourself

  • @jasonburke1671
    @jasonburke1671 6 місяців тому +6

    1:06 ive noticed this a lot when Non-Americans look at the electoral system that they tend to ignore the history behind it and why we calculate the vites the way we do.
    The "small states vs big states" debate isent new in America; its been a thing since the formation of our country. The conneticut compromise was the first step on this road as it was created because of this very debate. The connecticut compromise of course being why we have a House of Representatives, which increases representation with population; and the senate, which is even between all states. Small states would not raitfy nor join the Union if everything was based on population, as states like Virginia who had more established populations would silence any political voice they had.
    In the modern day, this is still true even within the states. Just look at an electoral map of California, Illinois, or New York. The states federal voting choice as well as even its state governments are pretty much run by their populated cities.
    While this isent nessasary a bad thing on paper, it means that the local government and their representation in the federal government is skewed towards the Urban populations needs while the rest of the state is left to flounder. Once such case thats a good microcosm of that is the farmers in california whom produce a good amount of our more tropical food have no access to the water around them as its siphoned off to feed LA.
    When people bring up the argument "a person in wyomings vote is worth 3x as much" they are offering a face value argument without understanding why our system works that way. Also it doesent hurt to mention that despite "a Wyoming vote being work 3.36x as much" presidental candidates couldent even tell you where Wyoming is on a map. It would take all the states around wyoming, and the states around them, to make up Californias electoral count.
    Bit of a Post note as a political science graduate. The reason there is always 256 electoral votes is that your electoral votes count is based on the number of Reps and Senators your state has (Cali has 53 representatives and 2 senators. Wyoming has 1 representative and 2 senators).
    Edit: also kinda a P.P.S. the "voting power by population" was also where the 3/5ths compromise came into effect as slave states, of whom had some of the populated states like Virginia, wanted to count their slaves toward their representative count because it would artifically inflate their number of seats. Smaller states wished for slaves to count as none for the exact same purpose. The 3/5ths was the compromise between the two.
    Most of our political system is based on the compromises between the Smaller and Larger states

    • @PlatinumAltaria
      @PlatinumAltaria 6 місяців тому +2

      Let me explain why you're wrong with an example. If tomorrow California decided to split itself into 5 states, it would have the same total number of house seats, but gain 8 senate seats. Likewise the mere act of combining North and South Dakota magically erases 2 senate seats. So we can see that the senate has absolutely nothing to do with popular representation, but instead represents the arbitrary bits of land the US is divided into. So I ask: why should land get the right to vote? Shouldn't that be reserved for the people?

    • @ThatCamel104
      @ThatCamel104 6 місяців тому +1

      No. Land is more important than people, because you can make new people, but not make new land. Therefore land should decide, not the uneducated masses who are probably biased as well.

    • @PlatinumAltaria
      @PlatinumAltaria 6 місяців тому

      @@ThatCamel104 We don't usually call it "bias" when someone has political views, we just call them "opinions". And since everyone gets one vote, everyone's opinion gets heard equally. Calling people stupid because they don't agree with you personally is just silly. If you can't convince people that your side has the answers then you don't deserve to be in charge.

    • @jasonburke1671
      @jasonburke1671 6 місяців тому +1

      @@PlatinumAltaria you just said exactly what i just typed out mate. The senate waswnt meant to be about popular representation; the Senate was added to our legislature as part of the compromise for smaller states to give them a legislative body where they can compete and not be drowned oit by the population disparity.
      As of the last few years; it has become increasingly apperant that the current state lines arent working as states like california and oregon now are having its rural population want to join states that more closely align with its populations political beliefs. Meaning if we were to split california into 5 different states, it would actually draw power away from its populated zones and actually offer a voice to its more sparsely populated areas. The reason you will never see this be allowed to happen in any of the larger states is that those urban areas dont want to give up free political power; even if it would offer more representation to more people

    • @PlatinumAltaria
      @PlatinumAltaria 6 місяців тому

      @@jasonburke1671 Yeah, dude that's a BAD thing. States do not get votes, people do. States already have their own governments.

  • @RKNGL
    @RKNGL 6 місяців тому +5

    If you compared the USA's electoral college system to the concept of a federated EU it makes a lot more sense. The system grants more bargaining power to smaller states. The system is intentionally gives every state the same base number of votes making it appear “weighted” the USA is a federated "Union of States" as smaller territories once agreed to join based on receiving equal votes in the senate, while the population would control the House of Representatives. A federated EU that didn’t have a similar system would be one where the smaller nations would be obliterated or made irrelevant and nonexistent by the larger nations. Disenfranchising the smaller nations is prevented by granting a set number of votes to everyone by default and increasing the amount based on population this is exactly how the Electoral College works. In such an allegory between the EC and EU it would not be out of place to hear claims that the Germans and French were disenfranchised by nations like Slovenia or Estonia having a voice in the EU parliament.

    • @BlueLightningSky
      @BlueLightningSky 6 місяців тому

      Or you could just not have an EU? Why do you have to bend over backwards to justify practices like this?

    • @attilamarics3374
      @attilamarics3374 6 місяців тому

      @@BlueLightningSky The USA is a federal system, it has to have thes ekind of rules, or the states wouldnt be states. Who would like to join th eEU if bigger countries coul just dictate what they will do? Nobody. Your comment is embarassing.

  • @CODandponies
    @CODandponies 5 місяців тому

    As someone who has been to Tucson AZ the only thing you can do to get there vote is promise to get them out of Tucson

  • @dapweb9373
    @dapweb9373 5 місяців тому +2

    Democracy is cringe