Highly Controversial Debate (CHOOSE YOUR SIDE) | H:TP Shorts
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- Опубліковано 6 жов 2022
- Where do you land on the blender debate spectrum?
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Plot twist: Guy pissed off Kevin to raise his blood pressure and get more of that sweet sweet vitae
Hence, the ghoul wins
Kevin being dead is a bit detrimental to that hypothesis, but I like that thought a lot!
@@lokiragnok981 If he was dead his blood would've coagilated a long time ago, your point?
@@nejsonsvejson9861 he is vampire
He has no blood pressure as he does not need to circulate blood to "live" or unlive as the FUCKING CAMARILLA say
That's actually smart!
I cannot believe how *effective* of a back-handed retort is to just yell "WOW COOL."
Wow cool.
@@cupcakewithatophat1131 cool story bro/ weird flex but ok. energy.
specially with that brand of stank applied to it
"aggressively uninterested" is the best way i can describe it
Hi Alex.
Just a reminder that Chapman is essentially balls high during this thanks to how Vampire blood works.
Thank you for reminding me
Why does this make me 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Ya know, what would happen if ya throw a large qauntity vampire blood in the water supply? Would it dilute the water and start ghoulfying the populous, what would occur?
@@devindeocharan8323 Well if it is successful it would break the masquerade and would most likely either expose the world to Darkness and mass panic and/or get taken care of by the inquisition.
@@devindeocharan8323 since I don’t think anyone has done that I’d imagine it’d dilute too much to make ghouls. Otherwise some vampire would’ve made ghouls of an entire city already. Which is somewhat like Yharnam now I think of it.
I keep coming back to this video and wondering how the argument resurfaced. Also, just so we are clear, a vampire who wields blood magic, a borderline insane vampire Hunter and a ghoulified detective sergeant are riding an illegally commandeered recreational steam locomotive arguing about the pricing of blenders in East Anglia. This is a fever dream if ever I have seen one.
Can confirm! It is an experience watching this series while running a fever
That's World of Darkness for yah.
On the roof, no less!
Nightmare blunt rotation
But its a welcome to me. One hell of a bar conversation I would think.
Kevin's an accountant. He knows his numbers.
And his political philosophy! "That's not your right! That's not anybody's right!"
@@dark7element I'm with Kevin on this one.
@@dark7element "The internet is not a right you know, Wikipedia costs MONEY to see!"
That is a surprisingly good point
@@spinyjustspiny3289 did wikipedia cost money at any point? this is 2006.
Ah yes, the might of two intellectuals duelling with their wits and nuanced visions.
Yes, but...
Spoon.
@@joshuathomason5729 SPOOOOOOON!
Blenders, the most hotly debated socioeconomic topic in Yarmouth by virtue of this argument alone.
@@tanall5959 I propose that we formally elect Chapman as the ghoul constable version of The Tick.
@@Eva-uw6uo This idea has promise!
0:47 Constantin Valdor agitating Malcador and the Emperor deliberately to preserve their friendship
Is the crazy old guy an analogue of Malcador or Tzeentch? I’m so confused 😂
@@collin1719 Yes.
Head-cannon Approved
@@collin1719 He is 27 years old (his day job is very stressful and he has psoriasis).
@ZumikitoMiniatures.- TAKE THAT PRIZE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ------ YOU ---------- -------------- ------------------- AND ------------------ PILE OF JUNK AT THE SIDE OF THE ------------ -------------- ---------------- 1922
Translation for [ENRAGED CACOPHANY]
The Great and Mighty Kevin:
*"SPOOOOOON!?*
Ghoul you cannot make a smoothie with a fucking spoon!
Stop making things less convenient for yourself when you're making a pe-"
Big D:
*"SPOOOOOON!?*
"If there is such a thing i loathe more than stagnation,
it's unsolicited advice! I'd rather puncture your lungs with a spoon!"
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I thin big D said “I’d rather puncture you lungs with a spoon”
I believe Big-D also says, "If there's such a thing I loathe more than stagnation", playing off the human progress remark earlier.
I heard it as "a thing I loathe more then a cretin"
Tkank you
Guy really just tricked Kevin into raging so his blood pressure rises and thus he can sip harder on his veins
Wait a minute...do vampires HAVE blood-pressure?
But blood pressure relies on a heartbeat which, as Door pointed out, Bloodsuckers completely lack, so how would that work?
@@Lord_Numpty Can't they fake it with a discipline?
@@Lord_Numpty Do you really think a Ghoul would know/even care
@@Real7419 yes?
Just have those two arguing from an hour and a half and I'll be satisfied for the whole year.
Same.
Me too
The real trick would be to have them argue in a giant circle where they come back to the original subject they were arguing about, but they're on the opposite side and don't realize it.
And once the argument is over and Kevin and Big D go their separate ways, Kitten hands Marckus 20 bucks and admits that he should not have bet against Marckus on the results.
Agreed. You know you have great character chemistry when you can just put them in a room with nothing but a table and SINGLE Chair and the resulting fight over said chair will be as enjoyable as a fight scene.
You speaks words, and the words are true carlos.
"WOW, COOL!" is my new favourite way to win arguments.
I like to think he genuinely thinks, that that was an interesting fact
People used to say "cool story bro"
that and "YOU OIL BARREL"
I want to point out that Kevin has his eye back and no more stake holes, which means D allowed him to feed on either himself or Guy and heal just so he can ride the funny train. What friendship.
He can’t feed on guy or can he?
@@seardrax527 I dont think its possible
@@dorkfish1275 @SearDrax
Because he's a ghoul? It's entirely possible and often the most common reason ghouls are kept. Easier to feed without notice if what you're feeding from is obedient because you're their sole source of hyper-heroin blood. It DOES cost blood to keep your ghoul from dying of horrific withdrawal, but unless vampire is particularly hungry or needs to give the ghoul extra to help them in some capacity, just a vampire and a ghoul while not a perfect ouroborous, can maintain one another for quite awhile.
(Ghouls do need to eat normally and generally do human ass stuff too, they're 99.9% human still, compared to a vampire)
Guy's the likelier guy, I think. Given the DMT incident, I would assume that Kevin has a healthy suspicion of anything flowing through Ds veins.
@@swootymedia6398 true. Also very possible that Big D has connections with a blood bank. Especially if Kevin isn't the first Vampire in the household, or the first one Big D has set on a redemption arc
Seeing guy Chapman drinking blood with a curly straw is an image I really didn't think I needed until today it is magnificent
He DID bring it!
he did say he needed to get his silly straw
That's his crazy straw.
INSANE Straw
Goofy straw
I love how the cop is constantly chill despite whatever insanity is going on.
Probably used to far more intense arguments over infinitely more inane topics at the Camarilla Chantry, or even just from his regular duties as a bobby. As long as he has vitae he's good.
To be fair his brain is literally turning into mush the longer he drink this vampire blood
*shudders in Boudicca roleplay*
@@theoneandonlydetraebean8286 what are the long term effects of being a goul? Brain not work well, I presume more?
@@TheWeekendWarrior99 enough the very thought of Regent Talking about how unshaven her parts is to contemplate how many apple seeds it will take before the cyanide starts to take effect
I love how Kevin uses term "margins" really subtle way to show that he really was an accountant well done Bruv.
To save people for search, margins is actually means total profit which is price - cost. Kevin is saying that selling blender in 99p would end up 29 pound loss in total.
I love how Kevin gives the most vanilla insults, but nonetheless, Big D is hurt and offended.
*YOU OIL BARREL*
Honestly I would say it's far more hilarious than simply cursing him out.
@@THENemesisXX99 YOU CAN'T BUY A BLENDER FOR 99P, *YOU SILLY NANNY*
@@THENemesisXX99 he curses alot tho, at just the right times
@@snowy_sphinx Yeah but it's like sprinkled in his speech in brief amounts. He doesn't do it as regularly as most people.
Him being a Ghoul, Kevin being a Vampire, and Big D being Big D, a spoon actually is about as effective as a blender for them given their supernatural physical forms.
It's the principle of the act
Big-D can buy a blender at a 99p store thanks to his advanced entropy powers he forgets he even has
@@francescopaltrinieri8975 How the hell does the heat death of the universe have to do with buying a blender at a 99 cent store?
@@mattwo7 luck and probability
Somehow through extreme circumstance a blender will be sold for 99p
Entropy dictates a glass that falls will break 79% of the time stay the same 19.99_% of the time or splint into two glasses 0.00000001% of the time or fall through the floor
How the fuck do you make a milkshake with a spoon?
They act like crushing things with a spoon is ridiculous, but they forget that they are all powerful enough to be capable of far more grisly destruction with a spoon than a blender.
It's the principle of the matter. Plus, saved time and manpower.
I just use a potato smasher. It’s easier…
Yeah but a blender is so much easier than a spoon. Especially when trying to mix hot sauce and RBMK reactor graphite.
Some things that are blendable are not crushable with a spoon. Those blender blades spin really fast.
Also the consistency. A blender _blends._ Into a homogenous paste. A spoon crushes. Big difference.
I love how Kevin has become this game’s equivalent to the enemy NPC the main crew end up recruiting.
The family is playing Hunter: the Vigil. Big D is playing Fire Emblem.
@@Rodoet001 This makes so much sense it hurts my brain
Once again I am convinced that this is how speaker (Big D) and Erandil (Kevin) communicate at all times. Even during the writing process.
If you watch Narrative Declaration, you would be absolutely correct
I'm reminded of how the "Scones Are Sandwiches" bit from TTS was based off an internet argument Alfa had once.
@@jtlego1 which episode?
@@sentientwaffle535 End of 27, IIRC.
@@jtlego1 You will stop...one way, or another. NO! *Hammer Strike*
A debate so fierce, loud, and arguably important that it made Karl come out from his shed!
Bold of you to assume it's his shed
@@zenoblues7787 well if I found a Karl in my shed I wouldn’t risk getting it back
@@zenoblues7787 every shed is karls shed, whichever one he is in he owns
Truly a momentous event
I think it's his sauna, he was just starting the fire.
The fact that Guy Chapman intentionally made them angrier so he could get better rage-blood-flow out of Kevin.
And the adrenaline after taste
I didn't realize till you pointed it out, lmao I thought he was drinking a cup of Kevin's blood.
@@strifeexcalibur Guy Chapman was willing to join Big D and Kevin so long Kevin gives him his blood
"Dude dude man" has to be a fake name
@@ianmeyer7606 SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED!!
The final bit with both of them yelling at Chapman is a potential meme frame
it's literally just the 2 girls yelling at cat meme with a funnier context.
Hard to find a frame that's not so blurry.
@@nooneinparticular5256 there's at least one at 0:47
I can't even begin to imagine how heated their argument over Taco Tuesday vs. Friday would be.
Guy would be the Magnus here just to raise Malc's blood pressure
@@rokkraljkolesa9317 “Taco Tuesdays on Friday” *Big D prepares to throw him off the train* “THE POWER OF CHOAS WILL PREVAIL-“
The Uk does not recognise Taco Tues days I think we like 3 Taco Bells in the country as a whole if Anything it be KFC Wednesdays or Nando Mondays
Friday is for COUSCOUS, *YA HEAAATHENS*
How I've missed Karl's batshit insane animation style.
The ending is fun!
@@khaimk4r4su Just Karl being Karl
It reminds me of the begun of tigtone
that's why they call him karl the deranged
We need an audiolog of these two arguing over the dumbest things, while Guy just sits in the background just being there.
I like to imagine that Guy just keeps interjecting as the voice of reason, and while Big-D and Kevin try to refute him the two eventually start gravitating to his position.
Id love a podcast of ghe thre of them
I do love the fact that there's enough genuine trust that D doesn't even have kevin chained up or anything, they're just having fun, sort of as considering each other as equals, I love that for them
I just rewatched the audio drama before this, and I actually think we're witnessing the start of this worlds version of the formation of the imperium. I get the feeling that Kevin might actually be this stories version of malcadore. He's a weird wizard that Big-D seems to view as an equal, and can openly have disagreements with him that he will engage with. They're starting what big D referred to as a secular cult, and we still don't know how far his plans go.
Obviously this isn't 1:1, nor do they intend it to be. This is its' own story after all. But I wonder if the parallels are intended.
@@Crawver Big-D referred to his proposed position to Kevin as "sigilite"
The parallels are definitely intended
@@hvymtal8566 huh, in all my rewatches, I've missed that. What was that in?
Kevin also hasn't had sippy in a while, probably. It's more impressive that he's holding it together than the ghoul is (maybe, I imagine after 8 months for one and a couple days for the other both of them would be jonesing pretty goddamn hard).
Pretend you are not familiar with Warhammer, if you go back to Kevin's interrogation, Kevin asks Big D, "What gives you the right to spare me?" In short, Big D says he spared him because Kevin did not abandon being human. Remember?
Basically a guardsman telling Malcador and The Emperor “Why not not use AI robots to fight your wars.”
A 99p blender would also be really shit and garbage this is not even an argument.
I'm sorry you hate freedom
how are you 2 hours ahead of us
Spoon.
I have spoken.
I'd rather have a blender for 99p than no blender at all.
To be fair, he used the last one to make acid. I don't think he cares about the quality.
THIS IS THE SHORT WE’VE NEEDED
This is awesome.
As for the blender "debate" I'm firmly on team Mortar and Pestle, you can blend and mash together species, nuts, berries and such together with it. It's how people used to make guacamole back in the day in Mexico.
Sp-species?
@@MadGameBoy i meant to say spices in my original comment, stupid auto correct.
What about the way your mortar and pestle is seasoned?
If you grind spices or garlic in there that would also get into sweeter dishes like smoothies or juices.
Do you use the same cutting board for all your food, @@justinrobison666? I'd hope not. Same thing applies.
A lot of people do it today still. A blender is good, but sometimes it won't crush the onion, tomato, aguacate and salt, and mix the lemon juice correctly. The mortar let's you do it properly a lot of the times, because you need to crush it and not cut it up.
Guy Chapman's "Can't you just crush things with a spoon" has the same energy as "Taco Tuesday On A Friday", with much the same reaction.
Guy Chapman just casually and calmly drinking blood. "Everything is fine"
Also I am with Kevin on this one, its not profitable.
Dude is straight up doing drugs. He's high as a kite.
Me too.
@@ax-xq3ek Neither is basic services that keep society running or keeping people sheltered and feed, not profitable yet vital to our very survival.
That said...yeah, just use like a spoon or something, I'm with Chapman on this!
It doesn't have to be profitable if a 99p blender gets customers to buy enough other products that the store makes more than 29 pounds of profit. Loss leaders are a perfectly valid strategy you probably know about from Costco's rotisserie chickens and food court hot dogs.
@@Ryvieous That is true, but what product does a blender NEED that the blender making company also make, this might work with razors or printers but not quite with a blender.
Officer Ghoul is so unbothered here he's close to enlightenment.
Ghoulconda
That's the vitae working there. Eight months without it'll do things to a ghoul.
He’s high on vamp blood rn
More enlightened he becomes a Buddha, or Akasha magician
I'm waiting. I'm waiting so patiently for Guy and Kevin's official introduction to the rest of the family. Because it will be glorious.
Don't listen to fake Bruva reply. Is a bot.
Uu
I love Guy's contented little smile he is CLEARLY one of the Boys now, he is a bro
Someone get this group a decent freakin' budget, we'll have comedy for DECADES!
They have a Patreon, you can support them
To the patreon page!
@@worldlinezero4783 Nowhere near as budget as they should be getting. Primarily to get rights to various IPs and whatnot. Not all companies understand how many people a series like this can bring them -case in point, GW. A big enough budget would not just let them live off of their work but hire more people, get more IPs, have better infrastructure for their VAs etc.
@@lyravain6304 Honestly, GW would never let Alfa and his team get rights to the Warhammer IP, they've proved that they despise all fan content. Luckily, world of darkness IP is ultimately a Paradox IP, which understands the basic rule that fan content generates more fans for that IP
@@lyravain6304 Honestly, I'd rather have them be free of creative control. Being paid directly by anyone leaves you open to meddling. No matter what they say at the start, there will be meddling.
TTS never went away, the writers just got nerdy about something else. This was comforting.
(Also, i submit my most radical of opinions: use a mortar and pestle to blend things)
THANK YOU!
Finally someone else rooting for the well tried mortar and pestle. Good man.
Hunter: the Parenting is a serialized dramatic comedy, in a classic tabletop gaming universe that is known for being overly detailed, convoluted, absurdly grimdark, and full of self-referential memes. It barely qualifies as a sequel.
I, too, like pounding.
Yeah, and for a series that I've recently started getting into myself, really interesting stuff to explore in terms of lore and characters!
*My controversial suggestion:* Use a rolling pin and mallet.
You. You I like.
Incase anyone else was curious.
From what I can decipher:
Kevin: SPOON! Ghoul you can not make a smoothie with a f*cking spoon! Stop making things less convenient for yourself when your making a p...... (pina colada?)
Big D: SPOON! If ever such a thing I'd loathe more than (oppression?), it's unsolicited advise! I'd rather puncture your lungs with a spoon!
The 'oppression' definitely isn't that word, it sounds like it starts with a u.
I like how Kevin just refers to Guy as "ghoul"
I love that you still put Karl at the end every time. It gives me a sense of control in my ever- changing life
Some things stay the same. It's a nice comfort.
What clip is that from? I've wondered all this time wtf that was and didn't even realize that was Karl the Deranged...enlighten me plz 🥺
@@snowy_sphinx most of these clips don't have dedicated videos for it
@@nyxnox2135 I'm convinced that Karl just takes random videos of himself and uses them to terrorize the rest of Ogre Poppenang.
@@nyxnox2135 oh so they were unused?
It's weird how well the show nails that 2006 vibe
It's gotta be the Adult Swim animation style. It's nostalgic as hell.
I’m absolutely in love with the Parenting. The animation gets more and more specifically detailed each upload and can’t get enough.
Even in, whats basically a high quality shitpost, we still see some some consistent character writing. Big D argues with his knowledge of history, even mentioning the inventor of the blender as info he simply has in his head, showing that Big D is quite smart, however, he then greatly overestimates humanities progress, as when he has nothing stating otherwise, he assumes he and humanity would achieve success. Kevin however simply argues using his knowledge of the economy. his mind jumps to the economy behind a 99p blender and he knows more or less how much it costs to make a blender of the top of his head. With Guy we see he suggests something horrid, but doesnt argue back as he knows its a horrid idea, but it IS a solution.
I love the fact that they are on the train and that he ACTUALLY brought his crazy straw. You are building an amazing thing here please never stop its the highlight of my day when I see an upload :D
It truly does bring a smile to one's face.
Damn you got there before me, congratulations.
The most subtly hilarious part is they're having this argument while riding on top of (not inside) the tourist trap train, the way that very normal people do.
Guy is a surprisingly consistent source of surprising joy.
Chapman's utter inability to be perturbed by anything around him really reminds me of someone from the TTS days. I'd say Kitten but he's already here so...
I mean, vampire blood is basically drugs, so he's high as balls during this.
Dorn?
@@KrimzonFlygon1 No, that's Door.
The high lords of terra?
the tour guide?
In Chapman we trust to be the grounded rock in the chaotic storm that is Big D's worldview.
Also, quite wholesome to see that they actually stole the little train for the ride they felt like doing during the interrogation.
No. He's the craziest of them all. He wants to use a SPOON!
And it's a real train in the real town of Wells-Next-the-Sea. I've ridden it. It's really cool!
@@Mr_Bunk did you drink blood on the train?
the image of a British bobby drinking blood out of an insane vampire wizard accountants wrist with a twirly straw is hilarious
The Emperor, Malcador and Ollanius Pius in the early days of Terra:
Alfa I would like to express something. Not gonna lie I was worried when you guys changed settings and stuff. Was a bit depressed that something g I loved was gone and I didn’t know if you guys would be able to do it again. Catching lightning twice and all that. I am here to inform you that you have managed to catch a whole damn storm holy shit I love this so much I need more. You guys rule.
I'd say catching lightning is what Alfa and the team do best.
The secret ingredient is reinterpreting the characters using tropes that can exist anywhere. Bad dad, the nerd, the stoic one, etc.
They didn't catch lightning twice so much as they kept what they had bottled up for another series. Still impressive, though
I love the guidelines. Be civil, and while you’re at it, PERISH!!!
Kevin has great Self-Control to not frenzy in such situations.
How are you sure he isnt? Frenzying is always "kill everything mode", That is more hunger frenzy. For all you know he is in Social Combat Anger Frenzy.
@@overscoresam948 Because when you frenzy you attempt to destroy the thing causing it. The only exceptions are when you are riding the wave.
if he gets violent that means D wins the argument
worth staving the frenzy off if it means that fucking euphoria of being right
@@MUGENanaya Just as addicting as Vitae.
Actually if a vampire wins an argument and gets that high, then if a ghoul drinks the blood… what kind of high would you get?
@@theonewhouploadsnothing1704 the kind of high that gives you the balls to purposefully piss off two individuals who could easily turn you inside out and wear your spleen for a hat, in a state of blissfully serenity
I think the funniest thing about the 99p blender bit is that this genuinely sounds like an argument Earndil and Speaker D have had in real life.
This seems like a fun short to send to someone who never watched alfabusa's content without context
Ok so, I would be really on Kevin side but Ghouls' calm and collectness during such ragestorm is something I really admire and eager to replicate in every day situation
Compared to what the bloody arguments and vicious vampire politics in the Camarilla he had to deal with, this shit is probably tame to him lol
Holy shit the spoon caught me off guard and his smug sip was gold
Chapman in the end should become a merch
"POLICE-SPOON-MAN"
I like to think that this was the first video they ever made regarding H:TP, and they just made the rest of the series as a prequel to this video
Big D and kevin interactions add DECADES to my life. Theyre all so wonderful
I live for SpeakerD and Earndil yelling at eachother in multiple settings.
I swear to god i remember watching a full audiolog of them riding the train but cant find it, am i just going insane?
I don't remember that one, I am pretty sure the only one where they even talked about the train was in "Big D's Guide to avoiding arrest"
Big E, Malcador, and Constantin Valdor have a nice train ride.
And this is how you know these two are the best of friends possible. Arguing intensely over the dumbest thing imaginable, in an unlikely and potentially dangerous location!
Chapman is having big magnus energy vibes here. "Taco tuesday is on friday"
"Go back to Great Yarmouth, Wide Chapman!" some Garou.
@@Deridus And would one of those garou be named Larry Russ?
@@edalmirneto4246 Lars Russman more like, sounds more European.
@@ozfifer7392 More Swedish or Norwegian?
I still feel that "You Blubbering bulbous bumpkin" is one of the greatest missed opportunity to use the word "buffoon" :(
Just been looping this bit and I can't stop laughing at the chemical between all three of these guys!
Kevin and Big D going at each other only for Guy to drop a single question and make things ten times more intense and fun!
the animations are really getting better and better with each video
Sgt. Guy Chapman, spitting facts.
Sgt. Guy Chapman, sipping vitae
This whole short was great, but I feel like the "SPOON?!" shot needs to be recognized for its brilliance. That shift in perceptive to mirror the shift in conversation was masterful work.
''punching lungs with a spoon!!" ?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
perforate actually.
Holy crap, these animations never cease to amaze me. I could literally watch and/or listen to these guys for an entire day straight.
I am a simple man,
I see dungeon keeper I blindly like
Time to change the price tags for Father once again without the store owners noticing…
”SPOON!!??”
[Enraged cacophany]
And with that one sentence, Guy became my favourite side character.
I swear, the segment where they were yelling at Chapman was so well animated. You lot have been knocking it out of the park with your improved animation and I am here for it. Love you guys so much. Cheering for ya. 🙂
Glad to see Kevin is once again the voice of reason
Reason? Margins can go dive into a river of hippopotamus, margins, Pfft! The very concept is like poison lemonade to reality!
Even accountants sometimes find a nugget of truth.
I feel like this video should be placed immediately after the "Avoiding Arrest" video in the playlist.
From what I can vaguely make out of their *[ENRAGED COCOPHANY]*
Kevin - Ghoul, you cannot make a smoothie with a fucking spoon! Stop making things less convenient for yourself when making a p- *[BIG D WAR CRY]*
Big D - If there's something I loathe more than chicken(?), it's insensitive advice! I'd rather puncture your lungs with a spoon! *[WAR CRY]*
A 99p blender will probably explode within seconds of turning it on, which might be a bonus under the right circumstances.
If this is the high quality animation we're going to be getting from this series going forward, then I think it's safe to say, we're in...hands? Not sure if they're safe or capable, but they are hands.
If it has Karl in it it isn't safe nor is it reliable but it certainly will be something
This is obvious of how big-E met Malcador with an argument about buying a blender for 99p thus the great crusade began
D and Kev are debating some serious stuff but i love how they quickly blend together to disagree with the cop
I actually really like this format, giving a brief look into what they do outside of the larger episodes and asides, and can just be purely silly. I like it.
If I bought a blender for 99p, I would expect it to function as well as the 1922 prototype
After 80+ years of developments? If anything we should have stuff that lasts a ridiculously long time, not junk that is DESIGNED to fail quickly so your forced to buy more.
That said...yeah, using a blender of any kind, no matter the pricetag to make *sulfuric acid* doesn't sound very conducive to a long service life.
technically he is right
he DOES have the right to buy a blender for 99p
IF he finds someone willing to use their right to SELL a blender for 99p
The thing is that while both Big D and Kevin are right about the problem, Chapmann's actually just given them a clue in the right direction. You can attach a spoon to a tiny motor, and it'll blend the stuff- which would reduce how far in the red the margins would be. It'd be reduced by 95%-ish even. If all you bought was the motor and the spoon, it'd be about... 34p in the red.
For a 99p blender you get a butterknife attached to plastic crank slapped at the bottom of an upside down 2 liter bottle of cola with the bottom cut off and protected with aluminum foil.
It's right next to the confetti section.
I do not know if you are in the XIXth Legion, but you need to be. Can you fit in a corpse starch container?
The artwork is both amazing and horrific, detailed yet crude, smooth yet choppy. So brimming with personality in the most positive of ways.
Truly I couldn’t have possibly been as engrossed in such a controversial debate had the characters not been as expressive. As such I’ve been able to come to the conclusion that it is any ones god given right to own a blender for a cheap affordable price and Kevin really just needs to get with the times.
Alfas signature style of relying on a lot of distortion of existing images has taken quite the path of development.
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But what an AWESOME journey it has been for Busa and the many, MANY talented people who have brought these projects to life!
@@scout360pyroz I think this is more similar to Karl's usual style, tbh
This is the closest thing we’ll get to a malcador and emperor sitcom
Good call raising their bloodpressure, Guy - easier way to get that blood flowing!
I don't know how many times I've re-watched the HtP videos but that every one is such a banger speaks volumes of the quality of writing that goes into them. Adding another one to the list!
Not that surprising if you've seen their TTRPG show. Both are really good at thinking on their feet, and have excellent comedic timing.
I’m loving the writing for this show, amazing work.
This is how I imagine the Emperor and Malcador getting along
For a good while there, I wondered why Chapman moved with Kevin when Kevin spoke. Like: "did they not make them separate images?"
And then I realized Chapman isn't drinking out of a cup.
Love the series, keep it up!
Glad we're going more in-depth with the whole getting a blender at a 99p store, it was a story arc that needed to be addressed!
(Also, great work with the voice acting, writing and animation as usual!)
It's the Taco Tuesday debate all over again!
The funny thing is, Chapman (high as he is) might have set them off JUST to raise Kevin’s blood pressure.