Half in the Bag: Halloween Kills

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  • Опубліковано 31 гру 2024

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  • @HenkkaArtGames
    @HenkkaArtGames 3 роки тому +4760

    "Choking takes a while to kill the victim... A minute."
    - Mike "The Milwaukee Strangler" Stoklasa

    • @btarczy5067
      @btarczy5067 3 роки тому +232

      The Tipsy Strangler

    • @thomaskittock2866
      @thomaskittock2866 3 роки тому +188

      The *Greasy* Milwaukee Strangler.

    • @angusmacfrankenstein7227
      @angusmacfrankenstein7227 3 роки тому +55

      Always consult an expert!

    • @RegularCupOfJoe
      @RegularCupOfJoe 3 роки тому +101

      Mike was an expat in the UK when he was in his 30s and served in the SAS. Now he's returned to the US in his 70s to live out the remainder of his life.

    • @algorefan4
      @algorefan4 3 роки тому +52

      relax mike is only killing to practice for the new plinkett review he needs real screams for the video

  • @MrMaelvis
    @MrMaelvis 3 роки тому +2977

    No surprise the scene where an elderly couple gets brutally tortured and murdered is Mikes favourite scene.

    • @Jeviok
      @Jeviok 3 роки тому +184

      He was probably laughing the whole time too

    • @MrCecil
      @MrCecil 3 роки тому +158

      If their osteoporosis caused them to be unable to escape he would've recommended the movie.

    • @MrSkeltal268
      @MrSkeltal268 3 роки тому +58

      I CLAPPED!

    • @opchild
      @opchild 3 роки тому +14

      You made me laugh as hard as the intros did

    • @Iamafishproductions
      @Iamafishproductions 3 роки тому +39

      All he ever wants from those old person safety videos is one old person going through a windshield or have some other brutal accident. Halloween Kills delivers.

  • @tehdopefish
    @tehdopefish 3 роки тому +5650

    Jay's intro was concise and snarky, Mike's intro was the ramblings of a drunken dementia patient. Both are 10/10.

  • @Beedji
    @Beedji 2 роки тому +1777

    If the most traumatic event that happened in this town was a double homicide with a knife 40 years ago, then this place must be pretty peaceful actually.

    • @BTLJKS
      @BTLJKS 2 роки тому +125

      True, I had like 3 stabbings in the last month alone, in my neighborhood.

    • @denzelcooper3153
      @denzelcooper3153 2 роки тому +17

      @@BTLJKS 😂😂😂

    • @Cradien
      @Cradien 2 роки тому +92

      POV: you're American

    • @crawlingchaos2811
      @crawlingchaos2811 2 роки тому +80

      my town had like a horrific love triangle ritual murder and we all kinda forgot about it in weeks lol

    • @UliaAB
      @UliaAB 2 роки тому +82

      Man, my 5th grade teacher, her new husband, and one of her kids were stabbed to death by her ex husband. I just realized I've been directly connected to a deadlier event than Halloween.

  • @sillygoose4472
    @sillygoose4472 3 роки тому +755

    I'm just glad John Carpenter gets more money from this so he can buy a new synthesizer

    • @MrStath1986
      @MrStath1986 3 роки тому +101

      The old dude got paid to do a new soundtrack with his kid and friends, and the soundtrack is probably the best part of the movie. I'm down with that.

    • @XII-iv1ft
      @XII-iv1ft 3 роки тому +4

      Idk these guys were kinda being some hoes to John Carpenter while he’s still here .

    • @shaolinotter
      @shaolinotter 3 роки тому +7

      let’s just say his new movie is going to have a steel drum in the score

    • @xdproductions3087
      @xdproductions3087 3 роки тому +8

      And I’m conflicted because it means more awesome horror scores by him, even if the actual films are leaving a bad taste in the mouth

    • @XII-iv1ft
      @XII-iv1ft 3 роки тому +39

      @@xdproductions3087 he’s getting the money he deserved years ago, couldn’t be happier for him

  • @MandosSez
    @MandosSez 3 роки тому +2320

    Mike Stoklasa daring to challenge Jay's bizzarely photographic memory for horror-movie details makes him a braver elderly man than I'll ever be.

    • @theperverseincentive
      @theperverseincentive 3 роки тому +179

      So confidently too. "You fuck-up!"

    • @pappy2690
      @pappy2690 3 роки тому +78

      Is it Mike's tums festival?

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 3 роки тому +80

      @@pappy2690 yes. Also, the whole Andrew Jackson thing would have been an actual clever bit of subtext, so of course this movie would never go that direction.

    • @ellisgee4196
      @ellisgee4196 3 роки тому +14

      Jay is Michael Myers confirmed.

    • @davidthorson2036
      @davidthorson2036 3 роки тому +34

      I don't think you need a photographic memory in this case. The movies only been out a week. Mike is just senile.

  • @cormoran2303
    @cormoran2303 3 роки тому +2630

    I broke out into uncontrolled laughter at the end when Laurie says something along the lines of "we'll catch him tonight, and if we don't, then tomorrow, or next halloween!"

    • @wildonionchase3934
      @wildonionchase3934 3 роки тому +325

      It’s like the movie was made on a dare, like “Hey the 2018 movie was well received, what if the next two movies are complete trash?”

    • @iamasickman
      @iamasickman 3 роки тому +325

      @@wildonionchase3934 The "Star Wars Force Awakens Strategy".

    • @scottscully4325
      @scottscully4325 3 роки тому +162

      Looks like Michael Myers is blasting off agaiiiiiiiiin...

    • @BizVlogs
      @BizVlogs 3 роки тому +67

      About as suspenseful as a ticking clocking counting up

    • @luiginastro8831
      @luiginastro8831 3 роки тому +70

      Get it?
      WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOP MAKING THESE

  • @jaketaft7533
    @jaketaft7533 3 роки тому +497

    The "Old Hickory" / "Old Huckleberry" argument feels like Karma for mike stirring the pot during the fabled Tums Festival

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 Рік тому +15

      Why didn't he google "Name of baseball bat in Halloween"? He should have known the writers of this movie don't know shit about political history.

    • @RyanReenBattikh
      @RyanReenBattikh Рік тому +18

      "You fuckup" - Mike Stoklasa 38:32

    • @weneedaladder8384
      @weneedaladder8384 Рік тому +16

      ​@@aarondavis8943I dunno. They were pretty politically active. Let's not forget that Halloween Kills was a statement on the BLM movement. Filmed before the movement started, of course.

    • @xandror
      @xandror 2 місяці тому

      Old Hickory is a brand of baseball bats so its understandable he remembered that.

  • @conradburroughs
    @conradburroughs 3 роки тому +3069

    Jay is always right about movie trivia and everyone challenges him. Old Huckleberry indeed.

    • @justincoleman3805
      @justincoleman3805 3 роки тому +46

      No. It said The Natural.

    • @vivianamuntean146
      @vivianamuntean146 3 роки тому +214

      Exactly. I always believe Jay because, if he's uncertain or doesn't know something, he says so.

    • @BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets
      @BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets 3 роки тому +180

      See you at the Tums Festival

    • @Pants.69
      @Pants.69 3 роки тому +110

      “I’m so right it’s painful”

    • @johnblack8655
      @johnblack8655 3 роки тому +27

      The whole exchange reminded me of a TNG episode, about the BaseBorg.

  • @aerin3277
    @aerin3277 3 роки тому +915

    Mike's Old Huckleberry denial is strikingly similar to the notorious Rich Evans Tums denial. Both times Jay was right. He deserves justice.

    • @RTF1138
      @RTF1138 3 роки тому +100

      EVIL WILL DIE TONIGHT!

    • @MrSkeltal268
      @MrSkeltal268 3 роки тому +72

      THIS ENDS TONIGHT!!!

    • @RTF1138
      @RTF1138 3 роки тому +51

      @@MrSkeltal268 OR TOMORROW, OR THE NEXT NIGHT, OR NEXT HALLOWEEN?!?! Wait what?

    • @itsd0nk
      @itsd0nk 3 роки тому +40

      You’re forgetting the “Hi, I’m dead” debate that Jay was also right about on BOTW wheel episode 🤣

    • @sir0nion
      @sir0nion 3 роки тому +8

      #justiceforjay

  • @ThoRCX
    @ThoRCX 3 роки тому +642

    Kudos to Mike for editing this video and still accepting his defeat about the bat's name. I assumed it was edited by Jay.

    • @ShennyIsLive
      @ShennyIsLive 3 роки тому +91

      Real men admit when they're wrong. Ask my wife.

    • @ShennyIsLive
      @ShennyIsLive 3 роки тому +153

      Just kidding. I don't have a wife. See, I admitted it.

    • @leenoah1
      @leenoah1 3 роки тому +15

      @@ShennyIsLive I murdered her. I admitted it!

    • @onpoc
      @onpoc 3 роки тому +6

      It's a tums festival, god dammit.

  • @ThatPazuzu
    @ThatPazuzu 3 роки тому +2203

    I honestly would have loved a movie about a town coming together and beating up a horror villain. No clever scheme to overcome the bad guy, just the knowledge that eventually 100 dudes with baseball bats would kill a xenomorph.

    • @outriderjuno9371
      @outriderjuno9371 3 роки тому +97

      Hell fucking yes brother!

    • @marshallp24x
      @marshallp24x 3 роки тому +150

      I think the xenomorph would win

    • @wintermute0079
      @wintermute0079 3 роки тому +107

      @@marshallp24x yeah Idk how baseball bats are going to hold up to the xenomorph's blood.

    • @disturbedone8731
      @disturbedone8731 3 роки тому +53

      Lol
      You really think 100 people with baseball bats would kill a xenomorph?
      LMFAO!

    • @Abhalerao96
      @Abhalerao96 3 роки тому +5

      Dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tomneilson9501
    @tomneilson9501 3 роки тому +350

    "Choose your own adventure of a saga" is the perfect description of Halloween

    • @AquaShibby3000
      @AquaShibby3000 3 роки тому +3

      That joke killed me, I even immediately messaged it to my friends lol. So perfect.

  • @canisretro
    @canisretro 3 роки тому +345

    I love the fact that Mike perfectly remembers the words in the background that mean nothing.
    Yet adamantly refuses to recognize the written words that are at the center of the screen and in perfect focus.

  • @redtexan7053
    @redtexan7053 3 роки тому +515

    I love that this entire town spends the whole movie ranting at the screen about the boogeyman, and the nature of evil, and all the while Michael’s just standing in his spot like “Mmm Window :)”

    • @sleepythemis
      @sleepythemis 3 роки тому +24

      Of all the contents I've read to get here, this is the one that made me nearly spit out my drink.

    • @timeflys3248
      @timeflys3248 3 роки тому +4

      Lol holy shit your right

    • @MegaZeo
      @MegaZeo 3 роки тому

      @@SerlingPictures I mean, they did go batshit crazy and thought some short fat balding Danny DeVito lookalike was the 6+ foot tall Michael Myers and were chasing him down with the intent to kill him to the point they terrified him enough into killing himself. So.

  • @KeithRozett
    @KeithRozett 2 роки тому +418

    The knife that Mike pulls out in the beginning has been embedded in that wall for 10 years! (It's in like episode 5 or 6 that it got stuck there.) Now THAT'S how you do a setup and payoff.

    • @pokemonluvr96
      @pokemonluvr96 2 роки тому +22

      too bad it had to be used for halloween kills

    • @nickchristian1590
      @nickchristian1590 Рік тому +3

      ​@Cactus Malone what an amazing comment LMAO! Sorry it got missed!

    • @TobiasNazar
      @TobiasNazar Рік тому +11

      damn, you really made me go all the way back to chek it, and then into random episodes to check the knife's continuity. Well, just another subtle funny thing that happens in the background while they make fart jokes for the camera. You keep hitting those homeruns RLM

    • @alalvarez7301
      @alalvarez7301 Рік тому +5

      IT HAS PLAGUED US FOR TEN YEARS

  • @vinnyolmsted8018
    @vinnyolmsted8018 3 роки тому +469

    I found that tiny "Dueling Intros" text half assedly flying in way funnier than I should have.

    • @EnergyChasms
      @EnergyChasms 3 роки тому +9

      It's the small things

    • @cocharles563
      @cocharles563 3 роки тому +9

      It breaches their very flimsy cellophane 4th wall.

  • @apocryphalbebop
    @apocryphalbebop 3 роки тому +499

    *"Murder is bad."*
    -The least morally dubious sentence ever uttered by Mike _"Elderly plague this earth"_ Stoklasa

    • @james-faulkner
      @james-faulkner 3 роки тому +2

      Killing someone is not always bad.

    • @ao1778
      @ao1778 3 роки тому +6

      @@james-faulkner when the pendulum swings in favor of one, it must eventually swing in favor of its opposite.
      Stay healthy. Stay fit.

    • @HellecticMojo
      @HellecticMojo 3 роки тому +8

      @@james-faulkner You need to read the quote again.

    • @MrSkeltal268
      @MrSkeltal268 3 роки тому +2

      Im sure Mika loved the part of this movie where the elderly couple died. Im sure he was laughing his ass off.

  • @ElArto95
    @ElArto95 3 роки тому +1962

    The deep hate Rich Evans had for the original movie really shows in this review

    • @holodigm
      @holodigm 3 роки тому +393

      Has anyone hated any movie as much as Rich Evans hates the original Halloween?

    • @TheMisanthropistTM
      @TheMisanthropistTM 3 роки тому +198

      Yeah, he wouldn't even be in the episode

    • @StephenParlow
      @StephenParlow 3 роки тому +94

      How embarrassing!

    • @myhatelect
      @myhatelect 3 роки тому +89

      Rich was right. the reality is this movie was just like the rest

    • @androyus
      @androyus 3 роки тому +8

      @@holodigm I think John Campea is also not a fan of original Halloween to say it mildly.

  • @GremlinPFB
    @GremlinPFB 3 роки тому +682

    "What happens in Vegas... Slays in Vegas!"
    I want a casino slasher movie now.

    • @Bad_At_Parties
      @Bad_At_Parties 3 роки тому +75

      Where an entire casino full of dealers, waiters and tourists band together to kill the villain in a gigantic mob.
      "The house always wins."

    • @cruelpulse
      @cruelpulse 3 роки тому +13

      @@Bad_At_Parties Bwwwaaaarmmm **flashing-black** Dun Dun Dun Dun **cut-to-black**

    • @chopperjoe1998
      @chopperjoe1998 3 роки тому +20

      @@cruelpulse Good lord, I could HEAR that trailer in my thick skull

    • @olenlotharjoo
      @olenlotharjoo 3 роки тому +10

      Leprauchan 3

    • @QuitLifeTV
      @QuitLifeTV 3 роки тому +5

      Wishmaster 2 has a good bit taking place in a casino, even though it's not the main focus of the film. Wishmaster 1 & 2 is good, but 3 & 4 are shit.

  • @GageKDiabo
    @GageKDiabo 3 роки тому +237

    “I don’t even know where to start.”
    - Mike Stoklasa, 20 minutes into the review

  • @thetopcats.9154
    @thetopcats.9154 3 роки тому +907

    When the old man said "Now he's turning us into monsters", all I could think of was Rem Lezar saying "Hate is contagious, and you're catching it".

    • @gwh3013
      @gwh3013 3 роки тому +65

      What if Rem Lazar is Michael Myers and did 9/11?

    • @DefenderofFuture
      @DefenderofFuture 3 роки тому +40

      Only through the elimination of violence can we achieve world peace.

    • @Theoppositesex
      @Theoppositesex 3 роки тому +6

      I KNOW WHAT THAT IS

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 2 роки тому +8

      Now Rem Lezar and Mike Stoklasa are united in at least one piece of media: the Vinesauce Resident Evil 2 mod.

    • @JCDenton3
      @JCDenton3 2 роки тому +6

      Rem Lezar is gonna battle Michael Myers in the Halloween finale

  • @skeletonwizard708
    @skeletonwizard708 3 роки тому +619

    The strangest thing is that seeing Zoom meetings with the cast and crew causes me more emotional distress than anything in the actual film does.

    • @creekandseminole
      @creekandseminole 3 роки тому +23

      I hate zoom meetings. In my job I usually have 2-3 almost every day...

    • @RegularCupOfJoe
      @RegularCupOfJoe 3 роки тому +67

      Zoom meetings make anyone look like a poor shmuck sitting through a white privilege 2 minutes of hate session.

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 3 роки тому +29

      @@RegularCupOfJoe Liberals call them "struggle sessions".

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 3 роки тому +23

      I feel like the producers/PR need to provide their actors with actual high quality equipment for these promotional interviews, a little bit would go a long way to make it not a horrible experience to sit through

    • @blehe38
      @blehe38 3 роки тому +82

      Nothing made my skin crawl more than Jamie Lee Curtis bringing BLM into it. Unless you *really* have a point bringing serious issues like that into a shitty horror movie's promotion, you're going to lose on all fronts.

  • @ChookaaFindlebean
    @ChookaaFindlebean 3 роки тому +404

    The 12th movie in a pre established slasher film franchise is an incredibly poor time to make the whole thing a serious parable about society

    • @gyroscope915
      @gyroscope915 2 роки тому +15

      12 movies.
      God damn

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 2 роки тому +21

      EVERY movie now has to be about social justice. You're not allowed to make a movie otherwise.

    • @madijeis4320
      @madijeis4320 2 роки тому +18

      @@charlottecorday8494 pretty sure your movie would be quite anti social justice if the only commentary you can offer on BLM is "mob bad".
      Also B Movie Slasher Film series

    • @EmperorStarscream
      @EmperorStarscream 2 роки тому +3

      It's a masterpiece and preceeded the Black Lives Matter movement in mob justice, how is it not a parable about society?

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 2 роки тому

      @@madijeis4320 You sound transphobic.

  • @swimteamizzle1114
    @swimteamizzle1114 3 роки тому +514

    I love how Mike comes up with this whole alternative plot and inadvertently describes Halloween 2 lol

    • @lukedavis1436
      @lukedavis1436 3 роки тому +32

      Halloween 2 was one of the few good sequels. Despite it being flawed, I still find that movie pretty scary. I just found this movie stupid and felt like it was trying way too hard to be something it's not. At least the other Halloween sequels knew they were cheesey.

    • @kevinprendiville9429
      @kevinprendiville9429 3 роки тому +36

      But his was cooler cuz it had lava in it

    • @kevinprendiville9429
      @kevinprendiville9429 3 роки тому +20

      *Rain

    • @CarloisBuriedAlive
      @CarloisBuriedAlive 3 роки тому +13

      Halloween II is a great movie lol

    • @MrJohnlennon007
      @MrJohnlennon007 3 роки тому +5

      @@CarloisBuriedAlive Halloween 2 is better than the original imo

  • @edwardpolenzani1039
    @edwardpolenzani1039 3 роки тому +234

    The idea of focusing on the trauma people go thru at the hands of Michael is great. It doesn’t hit the same when they try to apply it to literally the whole town.

    • @samzilla567
      @samzilla567 3 роки тому +64

      It'd be like the residents of Beverly Hills getting together to talk about how the Manson Murders affected them 50+ years ago.

    • @MrStath1986
      @MrStath1986 3 роки тому +44

      That was literally the most compelling thing about Halloween 2018, that Laurie remarks to the (eventually crazy) doctor that 'he's the new Loomis', when in actuality *she* is. She has an understanding of Michael and a preparedness that equals Loomis' in the original and that for years Michael has been singularly focused on Halloween night. They both sound crazy because of their dealing with Michael, but they know what he's capable of and are eventually vindicated.
      With this? The traumatised mob are just a bunch of idiots who manage to pursue a mentally ill man to his death. It's like the bunch in Halloween 4 who immediately take up guns and manage to kill an innocent guy before getting picked off one by one.

    • @KrikZ32
      @KrikZ32 3 роки тому +10

      @@samzilla567 that's a great analogy

    • @Arkygator
      @Arkygator 3 роки тому +14

      I feel like I would move from a town that has collective hysteria.

    • @ThePinkMan
      @ThePinkMan 3 роки тому +1

      Haddonfield must have the lowest violent-crime rate in human history. There's never been a single murder or shooting in (Or near) that town in the decades since the events of the first Halloween.

  • @_madNES
    @_madNES 3 роки тому +444

    Jay remembers every single detail from this movie and every Halloween movie prior like a Rain Man..and yet Mike is ready to die for his belief about what the fucking bat said.

  • @annie_1718
    @annie_1718 2 роки тому +165

    I love that Lonnie the bully hasn’t changed his hair style in the years between age ten and age fifty.

    • @tomevans3246
      @tomevans3246 2 роки тому +23

      They also made Kyle Richards get bangs again because Lindsay Wallace has bangs in the original. There's a season of Housewives where Richards is complaining about the bangs constantly bc she thinks they look bad but she had to get them for the film lol. As if any viewers were gonna be taken out of the experience by a conspicuously botox frozen woman in suburban Illinois having the wrong hair.

    • @patrickthomas8890
      @patrickthomas8890 2 роки тому +13

      Haha. True. Same with making Jamie Leigh Curtis wear a long hair wig to match her hairstyle from 1978. God forbid a character changes their hairstyle in 40 years.

    • @bschuler6216
      @bschuler6216 2 роки тому +3

      *Lonnie the bullied

    • @guthax30
      @guthax30 Рік тому +1

      @@tomevans3246she probably mentioned she was in a new film about 50 times in that episode eh?

  • @bobbio100
    @bobbio100 3 роки тому +812

    I love how Mike and Rich have still not learned their lesson: NEVER go up against Jay on a matter of movie trivia!

    • @zetsho
      @zetsho 3 роки тому +78

      unless it's star trek

    • @Joescotterpuss
      @Joescotterpuss 3 роки тому +18

      @@zetsho Iggy Pop!

    • @MrCecil
      @MrCecil 3 роки тому +35

      Tums Festival. Tums Festival! Tums Festival!

    • @Tajdar645
      @Tajdar645 3 роки тому +2

      Unless it's Joker

    • @cornbredx
      @cornbredx 3 роки тому +30

      Not sure what you could possibly mean. Last I checked Jay lost a Trivia Challenge TWICE and lost money for very important charities. *Clearly* we know where the knowledge is at.

  • @stupidusername84
    @stupidusername84 3 роки тому +916

    The older Mike gets the more he’s just straight up turning into Plinkett.

    • @Jeviok
      @Jeviok 3 роки тому +59

      Becuz he came up with a character who was basically just an older and more cynical version of himself. I don't think it was intentional either.

    • @stupidusername84
      @stupidusername84 3 роки тому +14

      @@Jeviok yyyyeeeaaah, that’s the point of the joke. Thank for explaining it, I guess?

    • @matthewburns3471
      @matthewburns3471 3 роки тому +18

      @@Jeviok HE IS Plinkitt.
      Plinkitt is from the future after-all. A future apparently morally bankrupt and depressingly despotic.

    • @LN997-i8x
      @LN997-i8x 3 роки тому +12

      @@jonr9458 The Sequel Trilogy was just too much for Plinkett's frail old body.

    • @seppukusushi2848
      @seppukusushi2848 3 роки тому +3

      I lost it during the Titanic split screen comparison.

  • @bryce6195
    @bryce6195 3 роки тому +1626

    *Everyone:* "Evil dies tonight"
    *Narrator:* "Evil did not die that night."

    • @ghostofsocrates
      @ghostofsocrates 3 роки тому +28

      Am I the only one who read your narrator in Morgan Freeman’s voice?

    • @Th3Kingism
      @Th3Kingism 3 роки тому +28

      "Evil murdered the fuck out of the entire town of Haddonfield tonight"

    • @tobiasvik3278
      @tobiasvik3278 3 роки тому +4

      I read that in the voice of the sad Indian in survive Canada

    • @leenoah1
      @leenoah1 3 роки тому +26

      "The Gang Gets Beat By Michael Meyers"
      IASIP intro music

    • @mattrandazzo5491
      @mattrandazzo5491 3 роки тому +35

      @@ghostofsocrates I read it in ron howards voice

  • @seamusthatsthedog4819
    @seamusthatsthedog4819 2 роки тому +153

    "John Carpenter... rest in peace." is one of my favorite RLM jokes of all time. Very Norm-esque.

  • @huyphan7825
    @huyphan7825 3 роки тому +520

    Town convinces a mentally ill man to commit suicide: “This is all your fault, Michael Myers”
    Michael Myers: “My fault?! How’s that my fault?!”

    • @fellowninja
      @fellowninja 3 роки тому +92

      *tasks mask off to speak better* "No seriously! What did I have to do with that??"

    • @josephspann991
      @josephspann991 3 роки тому +20

      "Christ! I was frozen today"

    • @sir0nion
      @sir0nion 3 роки тому +10

      Was this a reference to the Black Christmas movie they watched? Where the guy accused his lady of causing the car to break down because she got homemade oil from an Arab dude.

    • @huyphan7825
      @huyphan7825 3 роки тому

      @@sir0nion I was thinking Twisted. The Aladdin parody musical where Jafar is the good guy

    • @aleccampbell7707
      @aleccampbell7707 3 роки тому

      This is what you birthed in Bane voice

  • @varmintx0
    @varmintx0 3 роки тому +138

    I remember the famous line from Tombstone and Val Kilmer's delivery, "I'm your hickory."

  • @indubitably_elementary965
    @indubitably_elementary965 3 роки тому +466

    "This franchise has nothing so we'll bring back every single tiny character" Halloween the Star wars of Horror.

    • @emorigio
      @emorigio 3 роки тому +13

      So like normal Star Wars

    • @lenonel3286
      @lenonel3286 3 роки тому +18

      The Rise Of Michael Myers

    • @TheFloodFourm
      @TheFloodFourm 3 роки тому +16

      this is how it feels whenever I watch any 80s franchise that’s still being milked

    • @guillermoelnino
      @guillermoelnino 3 роки тому +14

      @@lenonel3286 the last paycheck

    • @rustyhook69
      @rustyhook69 3 роки тому +7

      In the original movie there is a scene where a little boy is dressed up as a clown or some shit and kills his baysitter I think. They shoulda brought him back.

  • @yhetti64
    @yhetti64 Рік тому +66

    Ending the Halloween franchise once and for all by having everyone in town go "you know what I'm tired of this shit" and surrounding Michael Meyers and comically beating him to death with blunt objects for 40 minutes is the only salvageable idea the series has had in like 3 decades

    • @Luusika
      @Luusika Рік тому +7

      Only for Michael Myers to return to Haddonfield, driving his Station Wagon past the rampaging mob, looking at them through the car window, head slightly tilted, beating on poor old Mr Michael Meyers from Haddonfield Accounting.

  • @s1nfulw00dy
    @s1nfulw00dy 3 роки тому +572

    The mob mistaking a short, waddling fat man (who looked like Danny Devito as the Penguin) for Michael Myers was the funniest sh*t ever. I can't believe the filmmakers actually wanted us to take this movie seriously.

    • @harrymason4300
      @harrymason4300 3 роки тому +103

      More importantly why doesn't the mob know what Michael Myers looks like? He spent like 40 years in prison. Haven't they seen his mugshot?

    • @clebbihhh3512
      @clebbihhh3512 3 роки тому +27

      Bro me and my dad kept saying the same thing yo ☠️

    • @JT5ingh
      @JT5ingh 3 роки тому +53

      @@harrymason4300 they literally show it on screen during the news report in the bar

    • @psychicblobfish5550
      @psychicblobfish5550 3 роки тому +22

      Also the ridiculous gore when he splatters on the ground felt like something straight out of a cheesy B movie and killed any sense of seriousness in the scene

    • @james-faulkner
      @james-faulkner 3 роки тому +2

      " I can't believe the filmmakers actually wanted us to take this movie seriously." From someone that can't spell "SHIT".

  • @the_real_Kurt_Yarish
    @the_real_Kurt_Yarish 3 роки тому +266

    Can't believe Mike "Old Hickory" Stoklasa pitched two entire films during his attempt to not have to talk about this one.

    • @brandonmelling771
      @brandonmelling771 3 роки тому +15

      And one of those pitches was literally just Halloween 2

    • @thefriendliestgaming
      @thefriendliestgaming 3 роки тому +8

      Can't believe Mike "Old Hickory" Stoklasa pitched two scoreless innings for the Milwaukee Brewers last night before passing out drunk in his next at-bat.

    • @ztunelover
      @ztunelover 3 роки тому +1

      Both of which sounded way better than this movie.

  • @diablojones
    @diablojones 3 роки тому +381

    My fav part was how ready and willing the fire dept was to throw down with Michael.

    • @Whiston555
      @Whiston555 3 роки тому +75

      Not just fight him but chainsaw the dude.

    • @Logan55689
      @Logan55689 3 роки тому +156

      And then lose in a 6-on-1 fight against a 70 year old. Honestly, I thought it was more funny than anything.

    • @DragonTamer31K
      @DragonTamer31K 3 роки тому +30

      And some people say that the new Halloween movies are good, Fucking Kek

    • @dawnggg
      @dawnggg 3 роки тому +48

      @@DragonTamer31K I mean compared to the original sequels and the Rob Zombie remakes, I'd rather have these

    • @99Cheops99
      @99Cheops99 3 роки тому +45

      Hey what if we used the big ass hose that fires a stream of water between 150-300 psi.. you know.. just to keep his ass on the ground until we can get away since he just walked out of a burning building with one of our guys haligans and speared another?

  • @christopherparks6433
    @christopherparks6433 2 роки тому +155

    I like to believe that Jay is slowly compiling footage of people challenging his movie knowledge and someday he’ll release a supercut of it all.

  • @markreshetargremlins
    @markreshetargremlins 3 роки тому +76

    Everyone in the hospital: *LOOK ITS MICHAEL MYERS*
    *Cuts to shot of the penguin from Batman returns*

  • @thenightrider2121
    @thenightrider2121 3 роки тому +1655

    “*Forty years ago” is the “Took 12 years to make” of the Halloween series.

    • @elevationsickness8462
      @elevationsickness8462 3 роки тому +94

      "It needed 4 decades to stop"

    • @rushaholic
      @rushaholic 3 роки тому +46

      "40 years ago" as a drinking game for this film will most likely kill you!!

    • @Cursed_Mark
      @Cursed_Mark 3 роки тому +38

      It's about Fourty Years Ago, and that's what makes it so special.

    • @IndyDefense
      @IndyDefense 3 роки тому +25

      I'm not sure which franchise has been repeatedly r@ped worse: Terminator or Halloween.

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 3 роки тому +1

      🤣

  • @roddarodda2080
    @roddarodda2080 3 роки тому +440

    Neither of the intros were as funny as Jay asking, “Is yours on a piece of paper?” In the most snide tone lmao

    • @voltijuice8576
      @voltijuice8576 3 роки тому +7

      No, not this time. It's on a pizza crust!

  • @johnbrown1860
    @johnbrown1860 3 роки тому +1041

    Michael Myers should be 65 now and getting his senior discounts. The fact that he's still an unstoppable killing machine is impressive, he should have a side business making workout videos.

    • @demilung
      @demilung 3 роки тому +88

      Those mental hospitals have great nutrition plans and workout routines

    • @johnbrown1860
      @johnbrown1860 3 роки тому +40

      @@demilung oh no, now I have so many more questions. Does he go back to an institution in the off-season? Weren't these all closed since the 70s? Besides eating right and exercising, what does he do with all that non-Halloween killing time? Sketch out new murder plans in his notebooks? Attend the annual slasher conference with Jason and Freddie to go over the past year's performance?
      Maybe Mike is right and he just catches a bus to Las Vegas.

    • @demilung
      @demilung 3 роки тому +29

      @@johnbrown1860 Well, in this continuity he sat there doing nothing for 40 years, but from the public opinion of him I guess it's common knowledge that he's hopping timelines to get some work out and kill people.
      I guess he also moonlights as Jason.

    • @nn-dj2nu
      @nn-dj2nu 3 роки тому +32

      old man strength

    • @sexycenturion7074
      @sexycenturion7074 3 роки тому +12

      Michael: (breathing sounds)
      Subtitles: More plates more dates.

  • @phnargg
    @phnargg 3 роки тому +304

    I think I’m excited for Ghostbusters Afterlife to come out, just for RLM’s reaction alone.
    I remember the first trailer looked kinda neat, now in the new ones it’s kinda showing its true colors. Like, “We’re gonna finish what my Grandfather started.” You mean, what he started when he opened up a small business and became an exterminator??

    • @MrSkeltal268
      @MrSkeltal268 3 роки тому +101

      Gonna finish what he started. IT ENDS TONIGHT.

    • @phnargg
      @phnargg 3 роки тому +100

      @@MrSkeltal268 Gozer has infected this family with grief and fear for FORTY YEARS! Evil dies tonight!!!

    • @lukasbasques
      @lukasbasques 3 роки тому +48

      GOZER DIES TONIGHT.

    • @splicer0169
      @splicer0169 3 роки тому +37

      @@uosdwiSrdewoH that's still stupid and doesn't flow at all with Ghostbusters. Love to see people defend Hollywood slop tho

    • @trtx84
      @trtx84 3 роки тому +16

      @@uosdwiSrdewoH They made a movie centered on the *one* Ghostbuster who isn't there to actually play his part.
      Also, the one actor who wasn't alive to say "Oh my God this is stupid stop."

  • @tennozeorymer
    @tennozeorymer 3 роки тому +199

    There needs to be a new term in cinema: "REQUEL" -- a sequel which is also a reboot, in that it ignores all the sequels and is a new, replacement sequel to only the original. Godzilla did this a lot, as did Halloween 2018, and the recent Leprechaun movie.

    • @SLENDAMANN
      @SLENDAMANN 3 роки тому +4

      We could use one of those for Alien, only it comes after Aliens, a threquel

    • @Hydrogue
      @Hydrogue 3 роки тому +18

      @@ruthie8785 The Heisei era of Godzilla films began with a reboot in 1985 that ignored all previous Godzilla entries aside from the original '54 film. That continuity lasted until 1994. The subsequent Millennium era of films (1999-2004) went on to ignore everything - including all of those Heisei era films - except the original too, only they went even further and had every subsequent Millennium era release ignore each other. Meaning it was basically a chain of soft reboots one after the next, culminating in Final Wars in 2004.
      Shin Godzilla was the first Toho film to do a clean break and offer a total continuity reboot. Hope this helps.

    • @tucker8951
      @tucker8951 3 роки тому +2

      Also involving the work reek because in reality it fucking stinks

    • @vulkar1066
      @vulkar1066 3 роки тому

      You mean a sea-boot?

    • @darkestalmond
      @darkestalmond 3 роки тому +4

      Star Wars needs a definite requel to erase the last 2 films.

  • @gridlo
    @gridlo 3 роки тому +140

    They seem to have forgotten what the Halloween movies are supposed to be about: Tyra Banks hosting a reality show with Busta Rhymes.

    • @nire4250
      @nire4250 3 роки тому +4

      Ah yes dangertanment

    • @gridlo
      @gridlo 3 роки тому +2

      @@nire4250 yes rolls off the tongue

  • @jamends1220
    @jamends1220 3 роки тому +89

    I just got finished watching the film and came back to rewatch this review. They really undersold just how bad this film is. It should be on a Best of the Worst. Some of my favourite highlights were a cop shooting another cop in the neck then proceeding to miss multiple shots at Michael from about 5 feet away and Michael kicking a door towards a woman causing her to rapidly spin around and accidently shoot herself in the head.

  • @nickiebanchou
    @nickiebanchou 3 роки тому +237

    Checkhov's drone: lenghtly set up a device only to absolutely dismiss it right away :P

  • @TellItAnimated
    @TellItAnimated 3 роки тому +1160

    "Evil dies TONIGHT!"

  • @El-Berto
    @El-Berto 3 роки тому +675

    Curtis looks like she's so proud of herself when she says its a "masterpiece".

    • @MonkeyKingsformerroomate
      @MonkeyKingsformerroomate 3 роки тому +111

      Up her own ass.

    • @frippertonics6421
      @frippertonics6421 3 роки тому +28

      @@vincenthalfprice9930 I'm sure she has a few cases of it stashed in her garage.

    • @msplendor
      @msplendor 3 роки тому +77

      White Woman Instagram energy

    • @nascour5991
      @nascour5991 3 роки тому +41

      A huge paycheck will do that for you, or maybe she legit thinks it's bad

    • @jacksonwright5145
      @jacksonwright5145 3 роки тому +51

      she's a good enough actress she can pretend she liked it... I hope

  • @todaythisjustin
    @todaythisjustin 3 роки тому +148

    honestly the scene in my head of a casino goer who sees michael myers kill someone but doesnt immediately run as mike kills someone because their last pull of the slot machine just hit one, then a second 'lucky 7' before a jackpot is great.

    • @Chvse4U
      @Chvse4U 2 роки тому +9

      Perfect opening scene

  • @teethcoat4274
    @teethcoat4274 3 роки тому +420

    I respect Mike for having the gall to challenge Jay's knowledge of film, when Mike can't even remember when the next alimony payment is due.

    • @Ajg0r
      @Ajg0r Рік тому +26

      Especially since Jay has pixel perfect memory of every frame of every movie he has ever seen (closing credits included).

  • @ScarletHoligay
    @ScarletHoligay 3 роки тому +362

    I love Mike's confidence in always being wrong.

  • @_theporkchopexpress
    @_theporkchopexpress 3 роки тому +205

    I started laughing uncontrollably after the 4th separate character claimed that “evil dies tonight”

    • @gzz8551
      @gzz8551 3 роки тому +7

      It’s like it became a real life but also in-movie hashtag.

    • @kenXtripleI
      @kenXtripleI 3 роки тому

      @@gzz8551 As well as a real life meme

    • @dr.loomis4221
      @dr.loomis4221 2 роки тому

      @@cactusmalone Meyers?

    • @KD--sj8eo
      @KD--sj8eo 2 роки тому +5

      @@dr.loomis4221 talk show host Seth Meyers is a blight on this community.

    • @niggardlylad2008
      @niggardlylad2008 2 роки тому

      Did the same thing except when the slow mo and cheesy music starts before the escaped inmate ends himself

  • @daishoryujin95
    @daishoryujin95 2 роки тому +63

    I love the Jamie lee Curtis interview where she insists that this movie is super deep while not making ANY sense

  • @wolfmaster7746
    @wolfmaster7746 3 роки тому +371

    I wonder what Rich Evans thought about it, given his deep hatred of the original.

  • @thejustifier6602
    @thejustifier6602 3 роки тому +215

    I haven’t been this excited since Jay’s GAY WEDDING!

  • @ifu138
    @ifu138 3 роки тому +129

    What I really hate about these movies is that in this timeline Michael got captured immediately after the events of the original film (lame) and has been locked up for 40 years but in-universe it still feels like all the other sequels happened what with his insane power level and Satan reputation.

    • @Bubba__Sawyer
      @Bubba__Sawyer 3 роки тому +75

      These new movies wanna have their cake and eat it too. They tell us to forget about all the sequels as they no longer exist in this timeline..... yet the new movies are filled with callbacks to the sequels and constantly reminding you of them. They erase the sibling connection between Laurie and Michael.... yet the new movies are all about Laurie and Michael. They erase all the mayhem Michael has caused in Haddonfield over the course of 7 movies (5 or 3 movies in either original timeline).... yet they want Michael to have the aura and legacy of someone who's returned to Haddonfield over and over and killed dozens of people, even though he's barely killed a handful of people in this new timeline. It wants to utilize/incorporate the legend /history of Michael that the sequels created, yet at at the same time wipe them out of existence. It's all a massive contradiction.

    • @xdproductions3087
      @xdproductions3087 3 роки тому +26

      Yes! It’s obnoxious how they both “ignore” and totally recycle all of the other sequels.

    • @Scrotumofbodom1
      @Scrotumofbodom1 3 роки тому +5

      Agreed

    • @brendanjones3816
      @brendanjones3816 3 роки тому +4

      It's almost like David Gordon Green is terrible at this.

  • @TheZekeBrown
    @TheZekeBrown 2 роки тому +30

    The fact that Mike has to edit these, and kept cutting back to Old Huckleberry, that had to both hurt and be hilarious to edit

  • @dirtbag1713
    @dirtbag1713 3 роки тому +407

    "Waiting for tonight" "Tonight tonight" that's when Jay killed me.

    • @musics4me
      @musics4me 3 роки тому +17

      Sometimes, pop culture references ARE jokes :D

  • @fredleggett923
    @fredleggett923 3 роки тому +268

    In the trivia section on the IMDB, there's an entry about how producer Ryan Freimann wanted Danielle Harris to make a cameo, but he was vetoed by undisclosed parties. I really feel sorry for Harris, as she acted her ass off in 4 and 5 and looked like she was genuinely traumatized.

    • @anadthebarbarian
      @anadthebarbarian 3 роки тому +17

      She was the only good thing in the rob zombie abortions

    • @durrclips746
      @durrclips746 3 роки тому +76

      Probably Curtis seething that she was actually a better protagonist than her in the sequels

    • @bradydavis4666
      @bradydavis4666 2 роки тому +6

      @@anadthebarbarian That's not fair.
      When he killed that one kid from Spy Kids. That's, at least, another good moment.

  • @dutchah91
    @dutchah91 3 роки тому +521

    "This is the worst of the Halloween sequels."
    It's okay, Jay. I like to pretend Resurrection doesn't exist too.

    • @dutchah91
      @dutchah91 3 роки тому +35

      @@planbrent at least Busta Rhymes brought some life to that one, the rest was so dull and boring.

    • @saloz9483
      @saloz9483 3 роки тому +5

      @@planbrent cant say I agree as the original, halloween 2 and 2018 already beats it out hell I think even h20 has more of a leg up on kills solely based on the final encounter in that movie. Also mike acts like jason in some parts in kills.

    • @christopherbuckley5929
      @christopherbuckley5929 3 роки тому +8

      Honestly it was better then any of the prior sequels (Aside from 2018), while it certainly had a ton of problems at least it didn't have the familial link between Laurie and Michael or Busta Rhymes vs Michael. I also count it as better then 4,5 & 6 because I can't take those films seriously after the ending of Halloween 2.

    • @brandonspain12345
      @brandonspain12345 3 роки тому +4

      At least that was hilariously bad. This tries to act above the Halloween movies where it's just a big F*** you to the Halloween series and tries to overthink itself. It's like they were trying to make it their Aliens but ended up being a Alien³. And the fact it was professionally made is worse IMO. To see the potential wated by talented people.

    • @saberfightguys
      @saberfightguys 3 роки тому +5

      I'd argue it's better than 5, 6, Resurrection, and both Rob Zombie movies.

  • @gran-roan
    @gran-roan 3 роки тому +594

    "Old hickory" - it's endlessly entertaining that Mike keeps thinking that writers/directors will pick the most cerebral and interesting ideas, while reality proves him wrong every single time.
    He really is a perennial romantic softie inside, and it's slowly eating his sanity.

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 3 роки тому +41

      I have no idea why you think a reference to Andrew Jackson would be “cerebral” or “interesting” here. It would be as much of a non sequitur as “Old Huckleberry” is, and it would be even more muddled, because it would suggest symbolism where none exists.

    • @TransRoofKorean
      @TransRoofKorean 3 роки тому +12

      @@MegaZeta ah, but you could tie it in to their talk of the last President and the Capitol events --
      UA-cam now needs this brand new policy that you can't ever say an American election was rigged due to voter fraud, but *_coincidentally_* Andrew Jackson just happens to be the ̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶P̶r̶e̶s̶i̶d̶e̶n̶t̶ only President ever to have lost an election due to fraud -- oh wait, is mentioning the fraud of the 1824 election against YT policy? He was elected 1820, fraud 1824, but don't tell YT what happened in 1828, they'll have nightmares, big orange nightmares...

    • @Qobp
      @Qobp 3 роки тому +53

      @@TransRoofKorean grandpa, it's time for bed

    • @TransRoofKorean
      @TransRoofKorean 3 роки тому +3

      @@Qobp Jackson got re-elected.

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 3 роки тому +18

      @@TransRoofKorean Jackson wasn't even part of the ballot in 1820. You must be thinking of James Monroe.

  • @ccproductions5262
    @ccproductions5262 3 роки тому +164

    I mean Jay's intro was definitely more cohesive, but Mike's intro was more on brand in terms of drunken belligerence.

  • @greatfrito
    @greatfrito 3 роки тому +250

    Mike's paper notes are intensely endearing.

    • @The_Corn_God
      @The_Corn_God 3 роки тому +27

      That geezer needs to get with the times and purchase an ipple ipid.

    • @sneakyking
      @sneakyking 3 роки тому +4

      @@The_Corn_God no u

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 3 роки тому +15

      @@The_Corn_God But then he'd have to sign up for classes at the community college, to learn how to use it.

    • @jadeandjesse5908
      @jadeandjesse5908 2 роки тому

      What the fuck is "paper"?

  • @shknicks3862
    @shknicks3862 3 роки тому +152

    Old Huckleberry is the new Tums Festival and I love it. “You fuck up!”

  • @jmorales09
    @jmorales09 3 роки тому +72

    "EVIL DIES TONIGHT" *only brings a couple planks of wood to kill said evil*

  • @justindimatteo
    @justindimatteo 3 роки тому +70

    "Old Huckleberry"
    "Tums Festival"
    Jay is 2 for 2.

  • @TheEpikak
    @TheEpikak 3 роки тому +64

    "why not? F**k everything."
    Perhaps one of the most eloquent HITB outros ever.

  • @Too-Be-Decided
    @Too-Be-Decided 3 роки тому +117

    one of the small things I love about this series is the fact the set literally hasn't changed since they started. the VHS repair shop and Plinkett's house have all these years of damages added up on them.
    I love the continuity.

  • @DreamwalkerFilms
    @DreamwalkerFilms 3 роки тому +864

    There's something so completely gratifying about watching Jamie Curtis shill this thing as a masterpiece and then everyone realizing it's literally the worst in the whole series

    • @DerMoerpler
      @DerMoerpler 3 роки тому +174

      Slow your roll there, Resurrection still exists and will be unbeaten as the worst Halloween movie until they find a way to physically slap me through the screen.

    • @johnnyskinwalker4095
      @johnnyskinwalker4095 3 роки тому +15

      It's the best since Halloween 2 but it's not close to a masterpiece. it's entertaining shlock

    • @thatoneantoid51
      @thatoneantoid51 3 роки тому +24

      @@DerMoerpler Say what you will but we did get Busta Rhymes electrocute Michael's nuts.
      I'm not saying that it's good or bad but it has a merit. (If that's possible)

    • @DerMoerpler
      @DerMoerpler 3 роки тому +34

      @@thatoneantoid51 Good, bad, I'd say it's borderline experimental. Sadly the rest of the movie doesn't stoop down to that level of schlock. It's just boring and insultingly stupid. It also feels like a soulless cash grab even compared to other slasher sequels. But yeah, that moment was entertaining in a "Sure that might as well happen" kind of way.

    • @sexycenturion7074
      @sexycenturion7074 3 роки тому +19

      It's worst than 6 and Rob Zombie's versions. How is this possible? I wonder how Halloween Ends will turn out.

  • @RyanHollinger
    @RyanHollinger 3 роки тому +1088

    Halloween Kills was definitely straight up parody. I left with the same tonal whiplash I got watching The Predator.

    • @mwheeler138
      @mwheeler138 3 роки тому +131

      It's almost hard to believe the same people that made the last one made this one. I swear, the dialogue was so bad that by the time the fifth "Evil dies tonight!" I started to think the director was trolling us or this was a parody of something. I can't believe that they didn't see this.

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 3 роки тому +3

      @@WillyDIreland this

    • @markr4189
      @markr4189 3 роки тому +7

      Tonal whiplash.... love it 😀

    • @BarockDroneBomba
      @BarockDroneBomba 3 роки тому +6

      Great description. Also I love your channel!

    • @Wintertalent
      @Wintertalent 3 роки тому +3

      First reply I read, and your new video is the first in the recommendations list on the right.
      That's some pretty impressive UA-cam-Fu.

  • @hookedonphoenix3112
    @hookedonphoenix3112 3 роки тому +150

    “It’s been forty years, all these people would not still be in this small town.”
    Mike clearly did not grow up in a small town.
    Also Paul Rudd turned down coming back as Tommy Doyle because of Ghostbusters: Afterlife. Take that for what you may.

    • @emmaarmo379
      @emmaarmo379 3 роки тому +24

      oh my god, they were going to bring back paul rudd for this shit? 🤣 shocked they didn’t throw busta rhymes a invite too

    • @angusmacfrankenstein7227
      @angusmacfrankenstein7227 3 роки тому +7

      I made sure I got the hell out of the small town I was trapped in!

    • @josephschneider9
      @josephschneider9 3 роки тому +13

      Paul Rudd..."You do know I have Disney money now right?"

    • @12ealDealOfficial
      @12ealDealOfficial 3 роки тому +10

      @@vincenthalfprice9930 Lol my small town is 3,500 residents and we don't have a bus. There's a van that carts around old people so they can pick up their groceries, medication, and bi-weekly worship/ social outings.

  • @Val_ayh
    @Val_ayh 3 роки тому +372

    That scene where Michael was in that car and kicked the door open, which caused that woman to somehow shoot herself in the face, was the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen in what's supposed to be a serious horror movie... The entire film felt like it was a parody, akin to the Scary Movie franchise...

    • @kidcracker16
      @kidcracker16 3 роки тому +51

      100%. That shit works in like a John wick movie....not a Halloween movie. So stupid

    • @RainbowRenegade
      @RainbowRenegade 3 роки тому +5

      Cracked me up hard 🤣

    • @straub42
      @straub42 3 роки тому +28

      Eh, that was supposed to funny. It’s dramatic irony. She makes a big fuss that her guy doesn’t know how to use the gun and that she should have it.
      Meanwhile the guy is in perfect position to get a shot on him and only has his stethoscope. The girl fires aimlessly at the car, hitting headlights and nothing else. Then Michael opens the door and she blows her own brains out. You think David Gordon Green, a pretty masterful comedic director, didn’t mean for that to be hilarious?
      That said, the movie is still really stupid and bad.

    • @lippieizzy4911
      @lippieizzy4911 3 роки тому +21

      It had the same non-intentional comedic effect of the doctor shooting himself by slipping on the walkway on the plane from World War Z

    • @bodybag22
      @bodybag22 3 роки тому +4

      @@lippieizzy4911 Exactly what I thought of.

  • @LilyoftheLake14
    @LilyoftheLake14 3 роки тому +28

    Omg. The tag line:
    "Whatever happens in Vegas,
    _D I E S_ in Vegas."
    Is seriously the *best* tag line for a slasher film set in Vegas, ever. I hope that gets used someday.

  • @Guiltyconscience83
    @Guiltyconscience83 3 роки тому +266

    The shot of dudes face when Jaimie says blm movement was hilarious

    • @godofrainbows
      @godofrainbows 3 роки тому +15

      i literally died.

    • @trevorclinton5692
      @trevorclinton5692 3 роки тому +32

      The movie is a perfect Metaphor for blm ngl

    • @GuineaPigEveryday
      @GuineaPigEveryday 3 роки тому +17

      @@trevorclinton5692 what about like trump supporter mob justice

    • @ethanwalker3519
      @ethanwalker3519 3 роки тому +3

      I just saw that before reading this. You’re absolutely right.

    • @legoyoda9782
      @legoyoda9782 3 роки тому +25

      @Orkhiss Ah yes, because vandalizing, rioting, looting, breaking into the building, and assaulting Capitol Police officers is just walking around and doing nothing. You're either willfully ignorant or a massive idiot.

  • @davidchrysostom695
    @davidchrysostom695 3 роки тому +81

    I marvel at how quickly they make a well-edited and entertaining review of new releases.
    Mike must keep Jay in a dungeon just for this purpose.

    • @paulrockatansky77
      @paulrockatansky77 3 роки тому +2

      Fear of flesh eating cockroaches does wonders when it comes to a release schedule.

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 3 роки тому +2

      Meanwhile in the credits: Edited by Mike Stoklasa

  • @andrewgoodall2183
    @andrewgoodall2183 3 роки тому +172

    "How would you describe brutally murdering a husband in front of his slowly expiring wife, that you have just stabbed through the throat?" Jay: "Mean spirited."

    • @Gideon13397
      @Gideon13397 3 роки тому +4

      Slowly expiring. 😂

    • @mrkeogh
      @mrkeogh 3 роки тому +25

      Also Jay:
      "I enjoyed that scene where the dying wife with a broken fluorescent light tube in her throat had to watch her husband stabbed to death with many different knives."

    • @shaolinotter
      @shaolinotter 3 роки тому +7

      that michael myers is a real jerk!

    • @Gorbag01
      @Gorbag01 3 роки тому +2

      @@shaolinotter Or so the Germans would have us believe.

    • @Lemon_Inspector
      @Lemon_Inspector 3 роки тому

      You know a scene is horrific when even Jay thinks it's a bit much

  • @PimplyPete
    @PimplyPete 3 роки тому +198

    I could've swore the old couple said "Cheese and Wine" but Jay was right again, they did say "Cheez-it and Wine"...Jay gave me a Tums Festival and he doesn't even know me lol. He is indeed a trivia GOAT.

    • @itsamechrispratt380
      @itsamechrispratt380 2 роки тому +3

      Except when it comes to Star Trek

    • @PimplyPete
      @PimplyPete 2 роки тому +2

      @@itsamechrispratt380 Got me there, but to be fair he was going up against Mike so...those Poor single homeless mothers never had a chance. 🤣

  • @tedanderson2096
    @tedanderson2096 3 роки тому +94

    "What happens in Vegas... SLAYS in Vegas."
    C'mon lads, C'MON!
    It was right there!

    • @MrSkeltal268
      @MrSkeltal268 3 роки тому +9

      You have a future in b horror schlock production!

    • @Urikhai
      @Urikhai 3 роки тому +1

      C'mon, we know they are talentless hacks!

    • @wanderingrandomer
      @wanderingrandomer 3 роки тому +1

      Pretty sure slaying in Vegas is pretty common, if you know what I mean

  • @TheMarkoSeke
    @TheMarkoSeke 3 роки тому +208

    "John Carpenter, may he rest in peace..."
    John Carpenter is going to die now, isn't he...

    • @DerMoerpler
      @DerMoerpler 3 роки тому +22

      If those hack frauds kill John Carpenter with that I'm going to unsubscribe for at least a week.

    • @VEE0034
      @VEE0034 3 роки тому

      @@DerMoerpler what?

    • @DerMoerpler
      @DerMoerpler 3 роки тому +6

      @@VEE0034 Look up Curse of the Worst on this channel. For a while, people they mentioned died shortly after at an alarming rate. I myself believe it's because Rich Evans is actually the human form the grim reaper takes to walk among us on his off days and he was having a hard time at home and kept mixing up work and fun.

  • @BSCapital
    @BSCapital 3 роки тому +324

    Glad Mike took some notes, this one was a real mind-bender

    • @usablefiber
      @usablefiber 3 роки тому +5

      It’s a thinker, as Mike would say.

    • @JarrenHunt
      @JarrenHunt 3 роки тому +2

      MIIIIIiiiiiIINNNnnnnnnNnnnDDD BEEEEeeeeNNNNddddEEEEEEEEEEr

    • @ao1778
      @ao1778 3 роки тому +2

      But... Wooden doors? Really? They expect us to believe that?

  • @LiamJSmart
    @LiamJSmart Рік тому +208

    I love how right before Jamie lee Curtis says “black lives matter movement” you can see her think twice about saying it

    • @SatoshiKong
      @SatoshiKong Рік тому +12

      21:32 For anyone who wants to watch it over and over like I did, lol

    • @Latham74
      @Latham74 Рік тому +1

      Michael Myers turns socialist and steals donations to buy mansions in the next one.

    • @SkandiaAUS
      @SkandiaAUS Рік тому +2

      ​@@SatoshiKongooof the cringe comes flooding back.

  • @Dr.Aqueous
    @Dr.Aqueous 3 роки тому +653

    Jamie Lee Curtis comparing this to Black Lives Matter is insane. I can't imagine thinking that was an appropriate thing to say. I'm embarrassed just having heard it.

    • @gzz8551
      @gzz8551 3 роки тому +87

      She’s completely detached but wants to come across as sympathetic and “real”.

    • @stevea.b.9282
      @stevea.b.9282 3 роки тому +136

      She sounds to me like she's being paid ridiculous money to promote a movie that they know is a piece of sh*t.

    • @Bale4Bond
      @Bale4Bond 3 роки тому +76

      Both movements consist of screaming simpletons, so i'm ok with it.

    • @suzybearheart530
      @suzybearheart530 3 роки тому +54

      She actually compared it to the "Jan 6th Insurrection" so I guess that makes Michael Meyers the US Government? Seems about right. Haha

    • @dufric88
      @dufric88 3 роки тому +9

      How emBARRASSING

  • @sofamato
    @sofamato 3 роки тому +122

    Of COURSE Mike’s intro about Halloween starts with Captain Kirk

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 3 роки тому

      Captain Who?

    • @NewSquallor
      @NewSquallor 3 роки тому +1

      Thus is the best intro and we need no further discussion

    • @luiginastro8831
      @luiginastro8831 3 роки тому +2

      @@andrewgwilliam4831 Doctor Who

    • @hideousruin
      @hideousruin 3 роки тому +2

      Heh.
      Well, it's actually appropriate for Halloween.
      I wonder how many people have been killed in all of these films combined by a character wearing Shatner mask.
      Not half as many as the men Shatner has personally beaten to death with his bare fists IRL. I'm sure.

  • @jakestratton673
    @jakestratton673 3 роки тому +213

    Love it when you guys start with a dallop of stock sound effects. Never change.

  • @gyroscope915
    @gyroscope915 2 роки тому +42

    I really enjoy when someone who is heavily involved in a project says that thing is a masterpiece.
    Not like they would have any reason to lie

  • @franktruong1701
    @franktruong1701 3 роки тому +590

    "The only difference between us and Michael Myers is that the mask he wears...he can take off."
    This quote was not in the movie, but it might as well have been.

    • @ctrlmag7107
      @ctrlmag7107 2 роки тому +18

      I fell asleep during the movie so this fooled me

    • @goblined
      @goblined 2 роки тому +45

      “Truly we were the… Halloween Kills”

    • @todd8398
      @todd8398 2 роки тому +20

      @@goblined "Michal Myers is returning to his childhood home. But the important thing isn't the destination, it's the... Halloween Kills he made along the way."

    • @seamusthatsthedog4819
      @seamusthatsthedog4819 2 роки тому +9

      I still can't believe "Maybe we'll find him tomorrow, or next Halloween(TM)." is a line in the movie
      This shit's on part with "it's Morbin' time" jokes lol

    • @Blackhawks19_xx
      @Blackhawks19_xx 2 роки тому +2

      @@goblined “the real Halloween kills were the friends we made along the way.”

  • @fragba1t
    @fragba1t 3 роки тому +158

    I was waiting for Judy Greer to lift her top up and shout "Say goodbye to these!" to Michael at the end, but it never happened.

    • @EmperorJim
      @EmperorJim 3 роки тому +25

      "Halloween night! WOOOOO!!!"

    • @poz1905
      @poz1905 3 роки тому +9

      Why was she wearing a Christmas sweater?

    • @macwilliams674
      @macwilliams674 3 роки тому +9

      "He stabbed her in the tits" -Big John

    • @Poopscipade
      @Poopscipade 3 роки тому +16

      I'm always waiting for Judy Greer to lift her top up tbh.

    • @blueonblack83
      @blueonblack83 3 роки тому +4

      "Up here, Michael! UP HERE!"

  • @Call555JackChop
    @Call555JackChop 3 роки тому +174

    The one chick who shot herself in the face after the gun gets spun around by a door hitting it might be the funniest shit I’ve ever watched

    • @spooplegeist
      @spooplegeist 3 роки тому +37

      I just saw it in the theatre, and the room erupted in laughter during that. I don’t think it was supposed to be funny, either.

    • @opchild
      @opchild 3 роки тому +9

      @@spooplegeist the theater I went to groaned

    • @JULIOHERNANDEZ-cy7sq
      @JULIOHERNANDEZ-cy7sq 3 роки тому +1

      @@spooplegeist Same I laughed because it just looked funny

    • @cameronmitchell8180
      @cameronmitchell8180 3 роки тому +12

      Another issue about the movie. Goofy stuff like that is in the movie, and then at the same time, it wants us to take the political stuff seriously.

    • @stephenallen4625
      @stephenallen4625 3 роки тому +1

      It looks like they plucked that kill right from a Friday the 13th

  • @edwardhelms
    @edwardhelms 3 роки тому +45

    That was pretty spooky how accurate they were about Ghostbusters

  • @milton7763
    @milton7763 3 роки тому +119

    Mike telling his idea for Halloween II and me thinking “Hey, wait a minute! This sounds familiar…”
    Thank you Jay for pointing it out to Mike

    • @drlight6677
      @drlight6677 2 роки тому +7

      That was the best and most hilarious part of this episode of Half in the Bag. Even better than Jay's "Evil Dies Tonight!" edit lol

  • @TheJustinJennings
    @TheJustinJennings 3 роки тому +139

    Mike's sense of humor is my outlook on life

  • @SpinTheWords
    @SpinTheWords 3 роки тому +127

    “John Carpenter, may he Rest In Peace” He finally got the kiss of death from RLM. He’s gonna go out by the end of the year.

    • @MrPatters
      @MrPatters 3 роки тому +34

      Those John Carpenter ranking videos were RLM’s preemptive tribute.

    • @darksideka
      @darksideka 3 роки тому +1

      @@vincenthalfprice9930 The Crypt keeper was modelled on John 😄

    • @igotproblemsman
      @igotproblemsman 3 роки тому +1

      he did do the soundtrack for this terrible movie; maybe he will stick around for some concerts

    • @andresnavarro5978
      @andresnavarro5978 2 роки тому

      @@vincenthalfprice9930 the Wallace's in halloween were Mormon

  • @ShattenOnYou
    @ShattenOnYou 2 роки тому +17

    Eagerly anticipating my notification of "Half in the Bag: Halloween Ends".

  • @gloryon5609
    @gloryon5609 3 роки тому +164

    "RIP John Carpenter" is actually a reverse "Curse of the Worst" spell for eternal life

    • @maximumkorb
      @maximumkorb 3 роки тому +14

      I can't wait till I'm 70 and John Carpenter is still kicking.

    • @maximumkorb
      @maximumkorb 3 роки тому +1

      @@eddyvoidsoul6963 He's still alive. Since he's been mentioned on RLM though, the question is: for how much longer?

    • @RegularCupOfJoe
      @RegularCupOfJoe 3 роки тому +1

      I believe John Carpenter is in possession of The One Ring. Peter Jackson removed that scene at the end of the Return of the King where Carpenter surfs by on the lava and takes it out of Gollum's hand.

  • @mrcat3493
    @mrcat3493 3 роки тому +250

    Jamie Lee should get an Oscar for her interview performance, she even convinced herself that this garbage is good.. “It’s a masterpiece!”

    • @cattibingo
      @cattibingo 3 роки тому +6

      You can't call your own movie a masterpiece, jamie

    • @paulinegallagher7821
      @paulinegallagher7821 3 роки тому

      Jamie Lee is very eccentric and delusional. Its fine, she doesnt mean to offend.

    • @gzz8551
      @gzz8551 3 роки тому +4

      The reaction shots from the other people are excellent. 😂

    • @issahumps
      @issahumps 3 роки тому +9

      She didn’t know that blm started in 2013 not after they filmed this masterpiece 😂

    • @cornbredx
      @cornbredx 3 роки тому +1

      Honestly after seeing her past reasonings behind other Halloween movies now I think she was full of shit then- and that was a decade after Resurrection which she was vocally negative about.
      I wonder if she'll live long enough to be vocally negative about this one too. Or if truly she really only does care about the pay check. She did seem pretty impassioned about her feeling behind H20 and Resurrection, though.
      It's very confusing to me.

  • @DontWalkRUN
    @DontWalkRUN 3 роки тому +451

    The music playing over Mike's intro is "We Could Have a Good Time" which is also featured in the new Hot Wheels Unleashed game. I had no idea it was stock music until now. So, that's interesting.

    • @nicholasscratch9781
      @nicholasscratch9781 3 роки тому +13

      Nice I like things like this

    • @jc47
      @jc47 3 роки тому +4

      You should use for your intro. You already use a stock song. Lol

    • @davidm2031
      @davidm2031 3 роки тому +11

      Hey it's Brandon. Thanks for the tee shirt

    • @ShoRyuBarbie
      @ShoRyuBarbie 3 роки тому +9

      How 'bout you edit your comment again to fix that typo, you hack fraud?!

    • @DontWalkRUN
      @DontWalkRUN 3 роки тому +12

      @@ShoRyuBarbie done

  • @magosdominusplutos5131
    @magosdominusplutos5131 3 роки тому +30

    Mike's favorite scene was the death of the elderly couple. Good to know he will never change.