Best of the Worst: Vampire Assassin, Hack-O-Lantern, and Cathy's Curse

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  • @HeySchultz
    @HeySchultz Рік тому +402

    58:16 At this exact moment, Mike realizes what he’s about to do, can tell no one, and looks directly at the camera (or potentially at Rich offscreen), breaking the fourth wall before his heel turn, changing the course of Best of the Worst forever.

    • @MoragTong
      @MoragTong 2 місяці тому +7

      certified hulk hogan joining the outsiders moment. WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON???!?

  • @mikebliss3153
    @mikebliss3153 3 роки тому +1424

    I just realized Mike's contrarian streak was either started or exacerbated by the fact that Jay defended "Feeders" on historical grounds in the previous episode.

    • @rhinocore
      @rhinocore 3 роки тому +268

      Jay created a monster.

    • @immortaluglyfish2724
      @immortaluglyfish2724 3 роки тому +127

      Mike had his vengeance

    • @cocomaan
      @cocomaan 3 роки тому +205

      yeah the bit about how it came from "a certain time" was a reference, hilarious

    • @distillery1816
      @distillery1816 2 роки тому +10

      Dude

    • @Jlaps941
      @Jlaps941 6 місяців тому +3

      1:01:13 solidifies that idea

  • @Gizmologist1
    @Gizmologist1 5 років тому +2881

    I was sort of in the crew and a last minute "actor" in the movie Hackolantern. You would not believe the actual happenings during the filming of this movie. It was absolutrely hilarious. The interior shots were filmed in a an office building on Wilcox Ave and the dance scene was filmed in an artists loft . The nude dancewr was included so the film would hopefully sell in Japanese markets. I started as the electrician and was asked to play a attendee at the party. I am the third guy you see wearing a cowboy hat. Almost all the cast left before filming even started. Everyone was going to get a copy of the VHS tape as pay and an acting credit. They ended up walking through the building asking anyone they saw to be in the dance scene.
    BTW Hackolantern was the 4th title the film had.

    • @Sazandora123
      @Sazandora123 5 років тому +74

      So what were the other titles?

    • @nycstreetqueen1540
      @nycstreetqueen1540 5 років тому +248

      @@Sazandora123 It's also known as Halloween Night and Death Mask.

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 5 років тому +266

      If one of those titles was Devil’s Son, they really fucked up in changing it

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 5 років тому +17

      allright715 yes, but they still buy the prospect of titays.

    • @taregunner7872
      @taregunner7872 4 роки тому +53

      bitch, are you for real?!

  • @vinko1337
    @vinko1337 7 років тому +1213

    56:19 Mike calling Jack "That bitch right there" might be one of my favorite BOTW moments ever

    • @lilacbombs_5197
      @lilacbombs_5197 5 років тому +132

      don't forget the iconic buildup:
      "bitch, laura ain't no demon, she's a little girl!"

    • @OrdinaryInspiration
      @OrdinaryInspiration 5 років тому +84

      the chicken wing thing Jack was doing was great, he even got Jay into it.

    • @peachsalsa6762
      @peachsalsa6762 3 роки тому +62

      Every so often Mike turns into an old drag queen and I love it every time

    • @PashaandDrosha
      @PashaandDrosha 2 роки тому +18

      @@OrdinaryInspiration I think he's pretending to hoist his suspenders

    • @SwordOfThruthfulness
      @SwordOfThruthfulness 6 місяців тому

      ​@@lilacbombs_5197😊😊

  • @champagneandgummybears
    @champagneandgummybears 7 років тому +2620

    Jay out did himself with the editing of this. The beer interlude meltdown & rock stings were perfect

    • @mrrizzoguy
      @mrrizzoguy 5 років тому +92

      Luciano Cayo It was probably that bitch mother’s fault

    • @8thday
      @8thday 4 роки тому +4

      Champagne and Gummy Bears It’s FiiIiInNe!

    • @Wynaut22
      @Wynaut22 4 роки тому +22

      I was just thinking this has so much production effort in it that I almost expect more now a days. But that’s not to say they haven’t delivered. Rich Evans perfectly edited into turtle dreams will remain among their best moments for years to come.

    • @MrEarltron
      @MrEarltron 4 роки тому +6

      Up there for best of the worst episodes

    • @Wynaut22
      @Wynaut22 4 роки тому +8

      @@toddjones1480 good eye! just rewatched it and yeah they all have that glow except Rich. bunch of frauds! I'm canceling my patreon subscription!

  • @toastedghost8971
    @toastedghost8971 5 років тому +974

    Canuxploitation is just when they call down Jim and Collin for BOTW episodes

  • @TKE198
    @TKE198 7 років тому +2276

    "So what you're saying is he had 'Imitation Blades'"
    *Jack looks for approval, Rich gives it to him off camera*
    That's love right there

    • @caelinnis
      @caelinnis 7 років тому +128

      top 10 best anime moments

    • @UpUpBobby
      @UpUpBobby 6 років тому +85

      RIP Pre Rec :'(

    • @veegar9265
      @veegar9265 6 років тому +8

      Well Blade is a sucky movie too, .. . but THESE guys wont ever rip THAT movie on here in cause it's a big budget Hollywood industry made movie and THESE guys are much to chickenshit to rip THOSE kind of movies.

    • @masterofwisdom42
      @masterofwisdom42 6 років тому +74

      @@veegar9265 They did a Re:View on the first blade.

    • @catrachocolo
      @catrachocolo 6 років тому +80

      You have never watched a single episode of Half in the bag, have you? Or generally followed RLM's work over the last, let's say, six years?

  • @MutantAnomaly
    @MutantAnomaly 7 років тому +2576

    Can we just keep "You're the Devil's Son" as the go-to song for when the show derails?

    • @QuintessentialWalrus
      @QuintessentialWalrus 4 роки тому +343

      Honestly that song kinda slaps

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 4 роки тому +128

      No way. We still need to hear "The Shimmy'Slide" and "Curse of The Wolf".

    • @posthumanoid
      @posthumanoid 4 роки тому +54

      I agree, we need to bring the song back for future episodes. It's too appropriate for being drunk over.

    • @alexanderthealright
      @alexanderthealright 4 роки тому +81

      it's a wonderful clearly-a-ripoff-but-legally-distinct version of "Shout at the Devil" by Motley Crue.

    • @AuDHDarling
      @AuDHDarling 4 роки тому +35

      "I'm in love with a slut" has shot to the front of the pack like a bullet for me

  • @SpectreKelevra
    @SpectreKelevra 5 років тому +2950

    When Mike picked Vampire Assassin, Josh was in disbelief, Jack found it hilariously infuriating, but Jay...Jay was betrayed, Jay lost a friend that day.

    • @samuelrusso4304
      @samuelrusso4304 4 роки тому +64

      I wanna like this, but it's at 666 likes.

    • @dragonwolfworm
      @dragonwolfworm 3 роки тому +86

      That's the most intense reaction Jay has ever had to Mike's choice.

    • @memetechanarchy5381
      @memetechanarchy5381 3 роки тому +241

      I like how, at 58:10, 10 seconds before they ask Mike, he takes a sip of beer and you can see him think the words "What if I chose Vampire Assassin?" in real time mid sip. He even looks up at the camera with a shit-eating grin and has to cover his mouth to hide it.

    • @ThePigKnight
      @ThePigKnight 2 роки тому +38

      @@memetechanarchy5381 I see it and know I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.

    • @coomer1359
      @coomer1359 2 роки тому +21

      @@memetechanarchy5381 He knew exactly what he was doing.

  • @cleganebowldog6626
    @cleganebowldog6626 7 років тому +1321

    At 58:14 you can pinpoint the moment where Mike comes up with his brilliant plan to completely derail the episode.
    I keep rewatching the last few minutes of this, absolutely hilarious!

    • @M17-s7b
      @M17-s7b 7 років тому +16

      Mike is Damien

    • @M17-s7b
      @M17-s7b 7 років тому +9

      You're mother's a jackal!

    • @MrNotJoker
      @MrNotJoker 7 років тому +97

      Clegane Bowldog that evil smirk he tries to cover up is gold

    • @MrHEC381991
      @MrHEC381991 7 років тому +68

      The "I'm gonna annoy Jay" look lol

    • @mellissareade4393
      @mellissareade4393 7 років тому +5

      What is the name of the song that plays when mike makes is pick for best of the worst because it only makes the whole thing better!!

  • @TheCherri306
    @TheCherri306 5 років тому +2206

    Mike: everybody. send more copies of vampire assassin
    Mike, two years later: why do we have so many copies of this?

    • @freak3470
      @freak3470 4 роки тому +196

      he was blasted he probably dont remember lol

    • @flynnjaman
      @flynnjaman 4 роки тому +52

      Ashley, at the time of me writing this, you have 666 likes on your comm..you’re the deVIL’S SON!!!!!

    • @flynnjaman
      @flynnjaman 4 роки тому +14

      675 now. Wow, way to ruin a good thing, YTcs

    • @flynnjaman
      @flynnjaman 4 роки тому +9

      690! Wow, way to desecrate the son of Satan’s numerical appearance

    • @flynnjaman
      @flynnjaman 4 роки тому +7

      703. Keep it up, ya f^%}*!!!

  • @Voiceofreason95
    @Voiceofreason95 4 роки тому +1733

    I’m just saying “You're the devil's son”, is kind of a banger

    • @pixelmike54
      @pixelmike54 3 роки тому +155

      i only recently put together its just a Shout at the Devil rip off, but it honestly bangs way fucking harder than Shout at the Devil does.

    • @kerrinoir
      @kerrinoir 3 роки тому +35

      totally slaps

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 3 роки тому +24

      Kind of?!

    • @WorthlessProductions
      @WorthlessProductions 3 роки тому +26

      @@pixelmike54 i don’t know about harder than shout at the devil but it’s definitely catchy

    • @gelraldoldo5152
      @gelraldoldo5152 3 роки тому +28

      You’re the devils son’s nephew/uncle

  • @fanofeverything
    @fanofeverything 7 років тому +913

    I love how the text to speech program actually has more emotion than the 'actress'

    • @EuroRhodes
      @EuroRhodes 5 років тому +15

      @@fourcrippledhorses Probably had a stereotypical asian überthicc accent. Community centre actress.

  • @EXbobomb
    @EXbobomb 6 років тому +1768

    I love how Mike complains about one word on the Cathy's Curse box being wrong when the whole front cover of Vampire Assassin is fake.

    • @matthewkemmer7943
      @matthewkemmer7943 5 років тому +232

      But there ain't no demon

    • @dimitre316
      @dimitre316 4 роки тому +27

      They went over the Vampire Assassin cover as well. Idk what this complaint is about.

    • @grimkaizer8417
      @grimkaizer8417 4 роки тому +58

      I think Mike was just drunk and conveyed his point the worst way, but all he was trying to say was he didn't understand what Cathy's motivation or goal was.

    • @Jordan-zk2wd
      @Jordan-zk2wd 4 роки тому +25

      @@matthewkemmer7943 *chicken arms commence in response*

    • @Neitenth
      @Neitenth 4 роки тому +49

      @@grimkaizer8417 No, he was trying to say that she ain't no demon because she ain't no demon.

  • @bonham13
    @bonham13 5 років тому +771

    This BoW is filled with so many good scenes and quotable moments I feel like "Why so a boy?" doesn't get the love it deserves.

    • @lolimfranco
      @lolimfranco 3 роки тому +11

      Nice Giles Corey profile photo 🤙🏼

    • @HughMansonMD
      @HughMansonMD 3 роки тому +29

      "This is the height of BotW." - Jack after watching Mike sniff Josh's beard

    • @movimentodoscacos
      @movimentodoscacos 3 роки тому +12

      My favorite Giles Corey song "I'm going to do it (I'm going to quote RLM)"

    • @korganrocks3995
      @korganrocks3995 2 роки тому +5

      @@HughMansonMD I mean, he's not wrong; I was crying with laughter at that moment!

    • @gremlinbd
      @gremlinbd Рік тому

      "Your mother's a bitch!" Is way too good

  • @GuildOfCalamity
    @GuildOfCalamity 7 років тому +1711

    Their Patreon is now just a front for Mike's replacement liver.

    • @ALEXANDER1318
      @ALEXANDER1318 7 років тому +114

      The RED in Redletter media stands for all the bloodtransfusions they have to buy for Mike's kidney dialyses.

    • @deathshead357
      @deathshead357 7 років тому +11

      They only had 5 or 6 beers. It's either put on, or they are light weights.

    • @nox5555
      @nox5555 7 років тому +17

      deathshead357 jack talked about how he cant drink much beer, thats why he drinks extra strong beer.

    • @meggiebee
      @meggiebee 9 місяців тому +2

      Red liver media.

    • @joelsmith5938
      @joelsmith5938 6 місяців тому

      He has the replacement liver of a bum!

  • @ancient122
    @ancient122 7 років тому +5666

    I feel like Mike is slowly becoming the antagonist of this series.

  • @benwilliamson3658
    @benwilliamson3658 5 років тому +890

    When you realize the star of Hack-O-Lantern, Gregory Scott Cummins is Mac’s Dad from Its always sunny

    • @TheSquash3
      @TheSquash3 5 років тому +62

      Ben Williamson he was also in Action U.S.A. lol

    • @tobiasthuresson7270
      @tobiasthuresson7270 5 років тому +14

      Also, one of the lovable cops in Bosch.

    • @damnryn_
      @damnryn_ 5 років тому +48

      NO WAY. I KNEW HE WAS VERY FAMILIAR. Thank u for doing the research for me hehe

    • @Avatar_of_Chairness
      @Avatar_of_Chairness 4 роки тому +12

      OH MY GOOODD!!

    • @Goose.Films.
      @Goose.Films. 4 роки тому +42

      And as well as being in blade runner, Hy Pike was also the corrupt mayor in Dolemite! What is going on with this movie

  • @wjrg7180
    @wjrg7180 7 років тому +750

    58:11 - 3 seconds before Mike realizes that he will, in fact, be making THAT choice...

    • @rebdomine1
      @rebdomine1 5 років тому +46

      Good call.

    • @mh13mini
      @mh13mini 5 років тому +34

      58:14 he looks right at the camera

  • @Sam_McGuire
    @Sam_McGuire 7 років тому +752

    The editing was extraordinary in this episode.

    • @Gryffilion
      @Gryffilion 5 років тому +33

      The special effects were FANTASTIC

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 5 років тому +20

      It’s almost like Rich was actually there in the viewing room!

    • @jaketheberge1970
      @jaketheberge1970 5 років тому +6

      Your mothers a bitch.

  • @KrazyChibi
    @KrazyChibi 5 років тому +326

    So Hy Pike was in Hack-O-Lantern, and was also in Dolemite with Rudy Ray Moore who was in Vampire Assassin; It's all connected!

    • @Undeabducks
      @Undeabducks 4 роки тому +24

      It's like poetry

    • @DH-xh3pg
      @DH-xh3pg 4 роки тому +11

      Hy Pyke was actually in Blade Runner....

    • @zenobia10127
      @zenobia10127 4 роки тому +3

      @@Undeabducks I see what you did there.

    • @Nummymuffincocobutter
      @Nummymuffincocobutter 3 роки тому +4

      if you thought he was over the top in Hack-O-Latern,then check him out in Slithis ..oooh boy

    • @MFSeaMen
      @MFSeaMen 3 роки тому +4

      @@Nummymuffincocobutter Hell hath no fury like SLITHIS!

  • @viron3664
    @viron3664 7 років тому +1047

    58:14 The moment when Mike took his vengeance and derailed the episode. Bask in this moment of glory.

    • @keithrichards8526
      @keithrichards8526 6 років тому +189

      Haha, totally. He starts to giggle, and looks at the camera and covers his mouth. He knew exactly what he was going to say and I honestly think he was trying to straight face but knew it was so ridiculous he couldn't hold back completely.

    • @drumbeard
      @drumbeard 2 роки тому +1

      I'm probably really late with the question, but what did Mike say? I can't tell (not a native speaker).

    • @korganrocks3995
      @korganrocks3995 2 роки тому +7

      @@drumbeard "My pick for best of the worst is Vampire Assassin"

    • @drumbeard
      @drumbeard 2 роки тому +3

      @@korganrocks3995 ahhh, so he basically trolled them all there with his pick. I get it now, thanks!

  • @BezoRazo
    @BezoRazo 7 років тому +556

    The Siri voice actually had _more_ inflection and personality reading the lines than the actress did! xD

  • @theprooblem
    @theprooblem 4 роки тому +349

    7:02 As an Italian, I am truly honored that my language is being butchered by Rich Evans just like English is.

  • @donniegarbonzo3482
    @donniegarbonzo3482 7 років тому +416

    Jay killed it with the editing on this one. Mike I love you for picking vampire assassin. Great episode guys.

  • @eartianwerewolf
    @eartianwerewolf 5 років тому +270

    That devil's son song still plays in my head from this review .

    • @blayne4343
      @blayne4343 5 років тому +2

      @@josephdarkhelmet9494 thank you! I couldn't put my finger on it.

    • @jormungandr147
      @jormungandr147 4 роки тому +2

      @Lil' Connor Peterson omg thank you

    • @TheZigzagman
      @TheZigzagman 4 роки тому +8

      @The Dead Peterson Kid
      It's absolutely a less fun Shout at the Devil. The chorus is almost identical.

  • @davenyx9249
    @davenyx9249 4 роки тому +530

    Top RLM Slappers:
    1. "Don't Panic"
    2. "Devil's Son"
    3. "Curse of the Wolf"
    4. "Against The Ninja" from Miami Connection
    5. Suburban Sasquatch Loop
    6."Him Than Me" from Deadly Prey
    7. "Lubricator" from Blood Debts
    Honorable mentions:
    Dangerous Men Loop
    Alien Private Eye (the song he dances to at his place)
    Mr. Wiggles Loop.

    • @mannythelazyguy6529
      @mannythelazyguy6529 4 роки тому +74

      the sasquach growl noise

    • @justafox5356
      @justafox5356 4 роки тому +103

      Don’t forget Dr. Mysterio’s Patented Video Almanac of Fun

    • @anonymouss4635
      @anonymouss4635 4 роки тому +110

      SOS ya da da da da da da SOS

    • @Sofnuuy
      @Sofnuuy 4 роки тому +57

      you totally forgot about Mike's worm song lol that would be my number one lmao

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 3 роки тому +16

      How about the incredibly shitty love song from _The Last Vampire on Earth?_

  • @sarahl701
    @sarahl701 7 років тому +518

    *BUT THERE AIN'T NO DEMON!!!!!!*
    Looks like Jack knows exactly how to piss off Mike: insisting that a ghost is a demon.

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight 7 років тому +73

      Sarah Low it's because of his embarrassing obsession with ghosts

    • @sarahl701
      @sarahl701 7 років тому +21

      56:10 DAN AYKROYD FINAL FORM UNLOCKED:LVL∞

    • @CarltonGauss
      @CarltonGauss 7 років тому +22

      HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GHOSTS!
      He's fascinated with the paranormal.

  • @caffeineadvocate
    @caffeineadvocate 7 років тому +289

    When Jack gets this lit, he's basically a Jack-o'-lantern...

  • @sednoid
    @sednoid 3 роки тому +224

    I can't believe it's been 14 years since this episode. Definitely one of their best.

    • @WorldCupWillie
      @WorldCupWillie 2 роки тому +1

      It's true how they say that everything was different before 911.

    • @heavydfunk
      @heavydfunk Рік тому +1

      35 years ago, we learned Mike is the Devil's son.

    • @mojavefry2617
      @mojavefry2617 Рік тому +7

      14? Dude, I think you added 10 to it.

    • @Neat0_o
      @Neat0_o Рік тому +23

      I truly can’t believe it’s been 20 years since this episode.

    • @Varumitto
      @Varumitto Рік тому

      Really feels weird to watch this 'u-tube' videos rescued from Amazon servers after California got nuked in the Third American Civil War 23 years ago. To think, even back then it was already ancient. All the people in it probably died when Iranians released the first nanotech zombie plague they developed in cooperation with Russian and North Korean scientists in 2057, unless the crippling diabetes, AIDS and other diseases the primitive medicine of the time couldn't fix killed them even before that.

  • @frenandin
    @frenandin 7 років тому +1041

    Jack: "Who dat? Dat's Cathy, man"
    Mike: "BITCH! Laura ain't no demon, she's a little girl"
    Favorite exchange in BOTW ever

    • @kswindl
      @kswindl 7 років тому +65

      This was a really great episode

    • @ShelledHandle
      @ShelledHandle 7 років тому +114

      Drunk Mike vs Drunk Jack, the world can't handle it

    • @RoachOverlord
      @RoachOverlord 7 років тому +35

      Mike's "Y'all wrong!" is another favorite. This episode is golden.

    • @ThePhysicsGun
      @ThePhysicsGun 7 років тому +13

      I remember Breath of the Wild differently

    • @ViewtifulMartez
      @ViewtifulMartez 7 років тому +36

      BUT THERE AINT NO DEMON

  • @trogdoar149
    @trogdoar149 7 років тому +345

    Mikes plan to completely derail the episode worked so well.

  • @80swoodpanel
    @80swoodpanel 4 роки тому +142

    I love how the mention of HARVEY WEINSTEIN makes the camera shake.

  • @Peratohtori
    @Peratohtori 7 років тому +521

    Mike just had a stroke on screen and Rich is more concerned about the tapes

    • @doingboing100
      @doingboing100 7 років тому +6

      Nice profile picture you fuckin perverb

    • @Peratohtori
      @Peratohtori 7 років тому +17

      Thanks my dude

  • @JelloReilly
    @JelloReilly 7 років тому +1496

    How did Jack get drunker than Mike? Isn't that going against the established canon?

    • @smt2542
      @smt2542 7 років тому +179

      It's not called the Halloween Spooktacular for no reason

    • @grahamwade5932
      @grahamwade5932 7 років тому +295

      Jack handles his booze worse then everyone else. You can see him start to fly off the rails before anyone else usually. It's funny stuff. You go Jack

    • @thepickles8833
      @thepickles8833 7 років тому +224

      Is Jack's low alcohol tolerance replacing Mike's crippling alcoholism?

    • @carlosguillermo566
      @carlosguillermo566 7 років тому +102

      ReillyDude they've been slowly building that character trait so they could semi-officially start the Drunk Jack Arc with this episode

    • @gabrieleriva651
      @gabrieleriva651 7 років тому +17

      The power level are all over the place!

  • @MrWayesh
    @MrWayesh 6 років тому +240

    58:56 hearing Rich laughing in the background as the rest yell in disbelief just does it.

  • @Avtbro
    @Avtbro 7 років тому +685

    I love Mike's ability to maintain his composure & remain totally serious even though what he is saying is complete & total bullshit. All the while everyone else, including myself, is in tears. Bravo good sir, bravo.

    • @maw9406
      @maw9406 5 років тому +22

      Jay is even better at that stuff! Watch some of Nerd Crew

    • @micalzoncillo249
      @micalzoncillo249 4 роки тому +20

      @@maw9406 yeah but this is mike making up arguments for vampire assassin

    • @doktormabuse4794
      @doktormabuse4794 4 роки тому +16

      @@maw9406 Jay is his real self on Nerd Crew.

  • @WhiteSpyder170
    @WhiteSpyder170 3 роки тому +90

    Mike choosing Vampire Assassin as Best of the Worst still stands to this day as my favorite moment in the entire Redletter Media Cinematic Universe.

  • @howyoudoin564
    @howyoudoin564 2 роки тому +120

    My favorite thing about Rich is when he tells a joke and laughs at it you can hear him repeat the joke in his laugh 😂

    • @RyanReenBattikh
      @RyanReenBattikh 2 роки тому +19

      YES EVERYTIME! I hated it at first but it's like honestly so endearing

  • @Sakash52
    @Sakash52 7 років тому +80

    Between Mike calling Jack a bitch, "THERE AIN'T NO DEMON", drunken shenanigans and Mike picking Vampire Assassin as the best of the worst simply to troll the others, this has been one of the greatest videos ever uploaded to UA-cam.

  • @tumulovermelho93
    @tumulovermelho93 5 років тому +396

    when this video was released, i was in a very deep depression, lying face down on my bed all day.
    I watched best of the worst nonstop for days and it made me laugh when nothing else would.
    thanks. mike's "oww" always makes me smile.

    • @toweypat
      @toweypat 5 років тому +48

      Hope you're feeling better now.

    • @Yusuke_Denton
      @Yusuke_Denton 4 роки тому +24

      My favorite parts are when Mike makes fun of old people.
      That always cheers me up.

    • @Avatar_of_Chairness
      @Avatar_of_Chairness 4 роки тому +18

      Listening to Rich Evans laugh always cracks me up.

    • @bondfool
      @bondfool 4 роки тому +15

      What a coincidence! I’m in a very deep depression lying face down all day right now!

    • @christiano3819
      @christiano3819 3 роки тому +1

      @@bondfool man up zoomer

  • @benprewitt4600
    @benprewitt4600 5 років тому +55

    26:56
    That whole Rudy Ray Moore bit is one of my favourite tangents the guys have ever done: "WHAT HAVE YOUR COMPUTER HAD!?"

  • @kregorovillupo3625
    @kregorovillupo3625 3 роки тому +245

    In Italy we call them "giallo" (yellow) for this reason: often, as I'm sure you've noticed, this kind of B stuff is cheap, and of uncertain economic returns. Italian thriller stories were no less unpredictable, and publishers wanted to produce books the cheapest, and the big expense was the paper. So, they used the cheapest recycled paper, that comes out was colored yellow for lacking bleaching, another process that would have made paper cost more. Thrillers books were actually yellow, and they did for a long time. I think the internet killed yellow books, since internet is cheaper.

    • @ogolthorp
      @ogolthorp 3 роки тому +79

      It’s the same reason we call those books “pulpy” and where “pulp fiction” comes from. Because those cheap pages were very pulpy.

    • @AuDHDarling
      @AuDHDarling 2 роки тому +9

      That's really interesting, thank you!

    • @watchoutforsnak3s
      @watchoutforsnak3s 2 роки тому +16

      That’s why if you watch early Giallos from the 70s they’re mostly mystery/thrillers. It wasn’t until later guys like Argento started incorporating horror/supernatural elements.

    • @TheTGOAC
      @TheTGOAC Рік тому +2

      The internet killed most things people enjoy

    • @yggdrasil2
      @yggdrasil2 Рік тому +2

      Can anyone explain to me where the term "blue" for sexually explicit content comes from?

  • @TheIrishSpartacus
    @TheIrishSpartacus 7 років тому +212

    I tried cosplaying as Mike for Halloween, now I'm an alcoholic!

    • @fowof
      @fowof 7 років тому +1

      TheIrishSpartacus your doin gods work

    • @TheIrishSpartacus
      @TheIrishSpartacus 7 років тому +1

      +f1owo1f 91 Thank you sir, it has to be done..

    • @jessica_jam4386
      @jessica_jam4386 7 років тому +4

      TheIrishSpartacus if you cosplay as Rich do you get diabetes?

    • @TheIrishSpartacus
      @TheIrishSpartacus 7 років тому +2

      +Jessica Meloy Exactly what I was contemplating, I'm also worried cosplaying as Jay could result in gayness

    • @jessica_jam4386
      @jessica_jam4386 7 років тому +1

      TheIrishSpartacus you would also have to sneak a copy of Bigfoot vs DB Cooper into the bathroom at the manhole

  • @Fubs_the_queen
    @Fubs_the_queen 3 роки тому +300

    Wait, if Tommy is 18 (as it says on the box) and he’s the oldest sibling, then his little brother is under 18 and a cop?

    • @sir0nion
      @sir0nion 2 роки тому +85

      That's how they roll in Davenport.

    • @arya-x7x
      @arya-x7x Рік тому +4

      Maybe legal age is 17 there

    • @takeru3159
      @takeru3159 4 місяці тому +1

      Theoretically, they could be 9 months apart in age so that Tommy is almost 19 while the brother just turned 18. Must have gone through training pretty fast though if they already trust him to go on patrol by himself.

  • @cortus8046
    @cortus8046 7 років тому +319

    This episode in particular had some really great editing. I doubt they read the comments but nice work Jay.

  • @spartacus5950
    @spartacus5950 7 років тому +527

    >Mike talking about the little guy making movies
    This must be revenge for Jay defending Feeders.

    • @spartacus5950
      @spartacus5950 7 років тому +41

      M Bavne
      Ah fuck, rewatched recently and realized it's not even implied, it's literally lathered on as to be obvious. Fucking kill me.

  • @Wilburgur
    @Wilburgur 6 років тому +1035

    that mother seems like a nice lady

    • @whette_fahrtz
      @whette_fahrtz 6 років тому +26

      Is Burnt Guy "the devil's son"?

    • @kyro8559
      @kyro8559 4 роки тому +90

      apparently, she’s a bi-
      g contributor to her community

    • @RepKyle95
      @RepKyle95 4 роки тому +15

      Only an autistic cat could think such things

    • @AdmiralRamirez7
      @AdmiralRamirez7 3 роки тому +8

      Wowee

    • @moisheshucklegruber2982
      @moisheshucklegruber2982 3 роки тому +9

      based wilburgur is an rlm fan. I knew it

  • @Spartan300001
    @Spartan300001 7 років тому +262

    1:01:11 This is hands down one of my favorite episodes of BotW, and it was entirely sealed by that moment. That's literal weeks and hours of payoff for that fucking joke and I lost it. 10/10.

    • @Bobby__B
      @Bobby__B 6 років тому +18

      Actually, it took twelve years to make.

    • @vulkantheprimarch8905
      @vulkantheprimarch8905 6 років тому +4

      I dont get it.

    • @Captroop
      @Captroop 6 років тому +8

      @@vulkantheprimarch8905 Watch the "Feeders" episode from a couple months earlier.

  • @Blandco
    @Blandco 7 років тому +620

    Glad to hear that Josh is taking good care of his beard.

    • @Cs-zp5sr
      @Cs-zp5sr 7 років тому +2

      Hey yeah, Bay Rum smells fantastic.

    • @AccasTheGreat
      @AccasTheGreat 7 років тому +6

      I always thought Jay was the homosexual of the group. Is he not?

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 4 місяці тому +2

      Meanwhile Jay, who's only heard of cream as an icing on a cake, is losing his shit.
      To be fair to Josh, a beard of this length does require daily maintenance, including brushing, shampooing (ok, maybe not daily), and conditioning with oil or, well, a conditioner. Lest it would appear a scraggly unkempt mop.

  • @anitathompson1050
    @anitathompson1050 4 роки тому +193

    I just realized that Mike wanted to destroy Vampire Assassin all along. That's why he voted for it, to make the other guys hate it even more through his contrarianism. What an evil genius.

  • @Heliosphan15
    @Heliosphan15 3 роки тому +53

    “Why so a boy” is one of those RLM moments I always randomly remember and laugh at.

  • @NoMoreNever
    @NoMoreNever 4 роки тому +69

    "We're...we're...we're neglecting one very important aspect of the movie. And that's the fact that at the Halloween dance party there is someone...eh...dressed like a salad."

  • @auctorita
    @auctorita 6 років тому +303

    When Jack said "Ok Satanists" my google home responded to it

    • @V4Now
      @V4Now 4 роки тому +12

      Did it list Satanists who were ok people or did it call the authorities?

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 3 роки тому +4

      @@V4Now "This is a list of Satanists who are in your area..."

  • @carlosguillermo566
    @carlosguillermo566 7 років тому +158

    That little transition with the bats over mike's bored expression is so funny and cute. You guys are very good at doing this kind of little amusing edits

  • @isaiah2261
    @isaiah2261 7 років тому +478

    I'm so glad that you guys used your platform and audience to speak out against (insert tragedy) in (insert city). We must come together and work to pray to stop this from happening again!

    • @o_o_o_o_o-o_o_o_o_o
      @o_o_o_o_o-o_o_o_o_o 7 років тому +20

      This is really good, yeah. It's important to start a conversation, to spread awareness.

    • @isaiah2261
      @isaiah2261 7 років тому +20

      about the truck of peace?

  • @brookem3889
    @brookem3889 Рік тому +23

    Omg. The lady is still covered in soap when she gets out of the bath. That might be the scariest moment I've seen in any horror movie.

  • @Tychoxi
    @Tychoxi 7 років тому +1163

    01:00:14 Mike disapproves of anyone who can't open their booze on the first try as if by second nature

    • @josiahsweinhagen3240
      @josiahsweinhagen3240 7 років тому +37

      He is so powerful and intoxicated, he can keep the bottles he opens... from being full

    • @peregrinusoblivione4967
      @peregrinusoblivione4967 6 років тому +5

      @@purritokitten Being a drinker and alcoholism are much different. He probably hates having to watch 6 hours of shit for a paycheck. Id get trashed too. Sometimes a man has to drink to spend time with his fools Lets hope he doesn't go out like Hemingway.

    • @peregrinusoblivione4967
      @peregrinusoblivione4967 6 років тому +6

      There are much cheaper things all over Milwaukee to be addicted to.

  • @espeh75
    @espeh75 7 років тому +146

    You really outdid yourselves with the sets this episode.

    • @malakai713
      @malakai713 7 років тому +1

      woah it's raining outside the window

  • @ZachSMarsh
    @ZachSMarsh 2 місяці тому +6

    Happy 7th anniversary to one of my favorite RLM videos. How time flies.

  • @Jempai
    @Jempai 3 роки тому +21

    Ah, the ecstasy of finding an episode you somehow haven't seen. A true gift.

  • @RochesFan
    @RochesFan 5 років тому +99

    15:47 I've been laughing too hard at "Novak is Slovak" each time to have noticed "Bakula is Dracula" until now

  • @WaifuDiver
    @WaifuDiver 4 роки тому +111

    Mike smelling Josh's beard was the highlight of the episode.

    • @Neitenth
      @Neitenth 4 роки тому +38

      Smelling Josh’s beard should be a Patreon tier.

  • @TheSpecterRanger
    @TheSpecterRanger 7 років тому +304

    God I love watching you guys. The movies are always interesting buts it’s you guys who do the real entertaining. I hope you all have a successful 2018.

  • @Sammo212
    @Sammo212 4 роки тому +38

    The part where Mike asked they were “gonna say anything about vampires yet?” is low key one of my favorite RLM moments for some reason.

  • @handler8838
    @handler8838 4 роки тому +33

    Cathy's curse had a better child actress than many Half in the Bag movies

  • @DanielHaut
    @DanielHaut 7 років тому +168

    58:16 the moment Mike thinks of his shitty pick for BotW

    • @SeanORaigh
      @SeanORaigh 7 років тому +15

      Turner Haut You can see as the gears start turning. It's beautiful.

  • @DaveGouda
    @DaveGouda 7 років тому +70

    That was honestly the best evil laugh I've ever heard. Good on ya Hy Pyke

    • @jackm1091
      @jackm1091 5 років тому +2

      Stoklasa-esque

  • @HunchbackJack
    @HunchbackJack 3 роки тому +65

    Getting Siri to ADR the lines of that one actress is a kind of mad genius.

    • @trevorgardner2647
      @trevorgardner2647 2 роки тому +4

      I know this is late, but I really don't think it's text to speech. Its gotta be someone just reading the lines as flat as possible. It sounds like someone trying to so sound like text to speech 🤣

  • @langweiligesprofil4926
    @langweiligesprofil4926 7 років тому +54

    Mike got his revenge on jay for feeders. ........all this vampire assassins shilling XD

  • @sorenai
    @sorenai 7 років тому +147

    The editing was particularly excellent this episode

  • @jerrypie2792
    @jerrypie2792 4 роки тому +83

    Mike actually hates Vampire Assassin. He knew that the rest of them would want to destroy it, so he picked it and told everyone to send more copies so that they would keep destroying them out of spite, not knowing that it’s all part of Mike’s plan to rid the world of Vampire Assassin.

    • @keithcornetta647
      @keithcornetta647 3 роки тому +6

      Love it ...it's more than plausible that's what he orchestrated.

    • @drpibisback7680
      @drpibisback7680 Рік тому +7

      Mike Stoklasa Rids the World of the Evil Curse of the Vampire Assassin is my favorite Scientist album.

    • @nickmarkins6746
      @nickmarkins6746 Рік тому +5

      Hey they did that with Nukie maybe now they will rid the world of the filth that is vampire assassin.

  • @benevolentworldexploder5395
    @benevolentworldexploder5395 7 років тому +110

    This episode should have been labeled "When RLM has an alcohol level higher than your grade point average".

  • @Achromasloth
    @Achromasloth 7 років тому +206

    I never saw a movie with a more fitting title for this channel than "HACK-o-Lantern"

  • @pr0t34n
    @pr0t34n Місяць тому +2

    58:10 the look in Mike's eye as he begins to hatch a plan, deadass looking right into the camera

  • @TheLastHylianTitan
    @TheLastHylianTitan 7 років тому +167

    Freeze frame on 10:26
    "It simply needs to be witnessed, like a two-headed baby in a jar." - Final Girl
    that was a review blurb.
    that was a review blurb they used to promote their movie!

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 4 роки тому +9

      *the best that she had to say about it*

  • @wesleylafleur9147
    @wesleylafleur9147 7 років тому +105

    This really is the best channel on UA-cam.

    • @thepickles8833
      @thepickles8833 7 років тому +3

      It truly is.... now let's demonetize it for not being friendly to constant Final Fantasy 15 ads and the same Schizophrenic woman constantly hitting the snooze button.

  • @gammaphonic
    @gammaphonic 2 роки тому +22

    Mike “I’m not doing this to be a contrarian” Stoklasa.

  • @TheJakescott1515
    @TheJakescott1515 7 років тому +62

    I feel like mike has the best job in the world where he gets to talk about movies for a living and he is deeply depressed because of it.

  • @ShadesAtKnight
    @ShadesAtKnight 6 років тому +23

    I've come back to this one a bunch of times in the past 7 months. Jay's editing on this is brilliant.

  • @Hallinilla9
    @Hallinilla9 Рік тому +20

    I don't know if it's been mentioned in these thousands of comments, but I think Josh's "NO KISSES!!!" is one of the greatest moments of the series. Thanks, Josh.

  • @redcomet_622
    @redcomet_622 7 років тому +264

    2 BOTW's in the same month its a Halloween miracle

    • @JonCombo
      @JonCombo 7 років тому +1

      Breaking new ground!

  • @ASaltyGhost
    @ASaltyGhost 7 років тому +18

    The segment of Mike shuffling on his chair had me in stitches.

  • @Ohfishyfishyfish
    @Ohfishyfishyfish 5 років тому +33

    A link between the two first movies: the actor Hy Pyke was in the original Dolemite with Rudy Ray Moore. He played the mayor.

  • @Mariojinn2
    @Mariojinn2 7 років тому +67

    Mike's already hammered by the time they start to review the movies

    • @MooseCastle
      @MooseCastle 7 років тому +11

      Mariojinn2 Mike was hammered before he even woke up that day. Every day.

  • @GOPsithlord
    @GOPsithlord 7 років тому +42

    RLM: the one place that will put every joke in context, in case you don't get it or are too old. I respect that.

  • @ryan8401
    @ryan8401 3 роки тому +18

    It always makes me smile at just how happy Jay is to correct Rich on "giallo" lol.

  • @VortexMotiveVision
    @VortexMotiveVision 7 років тому +165

    I lost it at Asian Siri NFL infoblast.

  • @MyMagnificentOctopus
    @MyMagnificentOctopus 3 роки тому +10

    I was watching Vamp tonight and noticed that Hy Pyke was in that film too as the desk clerk. Unlike Blade Runner, where he looked and sounded a bit like he did in Hack-O-Lantern, in Vamp, with the beard and a different voice, he was pretty unrecognizable.

  • @elisimon3865
    @elisimon3865 3 місяці тому +3

    53:44 so chilling, the way mike drunkenly foreshadows his later act

  • @joshbaker3545
    @joshbaker3545 Рік тому +11

    It's now been six years since this was uploaded and it may still be the episode I come back to the most.

  • @AllenDarianLopez
    @AllenDarianLopez 7 років тому +79

    Best Best of the Worst in a while. Jay #1 editing boy

  • @craigmurdock4740
    @craigmurdock4740 2 роки тому +24

    58:07 you can physically see Mike preparing to drop Vampire Assassin as BOTW and imagining the outrage.

  • @Sofnuuy
    @Sofnuuy 4 роки тому +37

    58:12 Lmfao Mike already knows he’s gunna piss everyone off lol he looks at the camera and Jay just before ruining the night lmao

  • @henrykester7915
    @henrykester7915 3 роки тому +19

    Amazingly, Vampire Assassin and Blade actually share an actor! Gerald Okamura has a blink-and-you’ll-miss-him cameo in Blade as a vampire elder

  • @SEATACx
    @SEATACx 2 роки тому +9

    Mike's adorable little "ow" at the beginning kills me every time.

  • @thisinhumanplace2037
    @thisinhumanplace2037 7 років тому +27

    Im serious, redlettermedia is the best channel on youtube hands down

  • @f33rcetv34
    @f33rcetv34 Рік тому +13

    this is an iconic episode
    the croaking frog chair really got me

  • @ericcaulfield4477
    @ericcaulfield4477 3 роки тому +30

    Apparently the actor who played the dad in Cathy's Curse who said "Your mother's a bitch!" has been in a lot of David Cronenberg movies including Crash, A History of Violence and Rabid. At least that's according to IMBD.

  • @jsj0004
    @jsj0004 7 років тому +30

    I’ve been battling a particularly bad episode of depression recently and this is exactly what I needed. Well done on all accounts.