@@tathoiclassicalindianbollywood Whether tis trollier in the email to suffer the ending and unknowing of unfollowed scams or to make jest against the sea of lies!
Banker here...I see so many scams and we really try to talk people out of them. Everyone likes to pretend that they are not being scammed, but the hardest scam to talk people out of, by far is the Sweetheart scam. Sooo, this brings me so much joy!!! ❤️
😂 I hope you have special trainings. Communicating someone „You’re not their sweetheart. Get over it” is an art. 😉 James could do a commercial for your bank. The marketing departament will surely love the idea. (!)
I recently got a sms from a "senior bank manager" that wanted me contact her because she had a great deal for me. Strangely she didn't have a mail account at the bank but a gmail account.
@@lorrdy7640 Money mostly. Usually its like hey i like to come to visit you to see you my love in face to face pla pla pla, but i'm out of money and i needs first passport 500$, ou now i need money for the plane tickets $2K, i'm on my way but in the mid of the trip i got sick/stranded in foreighn country and need money for hotel 500$, some bullshit about being extorted by local flight security, or need money for medical bill $1K, ou i got this done, but i missed my plane need new tickets $1K. Slowly milking rather huge sums from love struct people, usually multiple at the same time, while scammer is some dude in Nigeria.
@@lorrdy7640 a typical scam like a "Tech Support" scam or a "Distant Relative in Jail" scam will go for about $9,000...but with Sweetheart scam, I've seen people lose every penny they have and even take out loans. It's so sad!
I tried to prank my students with the rubber duck thing. It didn't exactly work. There are now several hundred much-beloved rubber ducks wandering the school and I'm expected to keep bringing more.
My reply to a similar email went quite a bit different. The wicked uncle has sent "agents" after me a week or so after the heiress started corresponding. Then there was a shootout in an alley, and I ended up crossing into Mexico, on the run. 🤣 I had great fun.
Absolutely one of my favorite videos that you've done! :) I binge-watched sooo much of them when I was down with COVID last month, they really helped me get through it all in one piece 😀 Thanks! 😄
I was so excited at seeing the thumbnail bc I am a die hard romantic and thought he was actually getting married. then realized what it was but love it even tho I've seen this one before ❤️
James you do put a smile peoples faces. I like your very original content. It's so different from anything else out there. Keep up the good work and make us smile. Cheers!
Oh my goodness!! I could listen to you 24/7. 😆 The 1st time I saw you was on the bit regarding the scammer telling you to stop talking about the Toaster 😆🤣😂😹. PRICELESS. Each time I see a new video of you I keep hoping ❤a lovely lady has captured your heart and you have someone to share your life with. I can imagine how much of a wonderful father you'll be. I do agree, on the online dating, there shouldn't be pictures on initial profiles. It would be wonderful to have a connection outside of physical attraction. Always a pleasure seeing your work. 👏👏👏👏👏👏 💐🌹🌸🏵
heya James Veitch. I love your content and have loved it ever since the first presentation I saw on TEDx (well over 4 years ago). I know you probably heard many ppl's review and stuff, and I'm sorry to bother with one more, but I wanted to say something that I'm sure all your fans would greatly appreciate. This contend of replying to scam emails is so valuable, but this format (I know this are old videos you are re-uploading but I'm just giving my critic for future videos I wanted so much to see) as I was saying, This format.. is just to fast, doesn't give us time to soak in all the prescious little amazing fun things you come up with. imo, you don't really need to dreesup/apply all the backgrounds and so on, just a 7-10 min video with you slowly exposing the emails conversation would be really amazing. thank you for your time and sorry to take it. have a good day. Luis
Agree, the fast-forward format is spoiling most of the fun... 🙄 Comedic timing and insinuative pauses were the best part of previous James' production.
@@e.rvanrood7373 There’s certainly theories that all languages are descended from the same language, or else that all languages have the same or similar patterns innately.
Sort out f. The leading theory is they were just traveling in search of food, when a land bridge collapsed and they were stuck for a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very vey very very very veyr very very veyr very very very veg very rvgr very vrt long time
I only keep it going for two weeks and at the end she called me A Bastard which as my Dad says "that is not true me and your Mum were married when you where born, not for long but we were married".
“I am in good health and i am healthy and my body is healthy and i have no diseases and im not sick, and my body is disease free”. Scammers love to repeat stuff over even in the same sentence (ik i overexaggerated it)
Man I was really hoping this was real. Cause if you someone like you could find someone that is freely willing to be with you for the rest of their life than that meant there was still hope for me.
because imagine this but like. changed up a little bit. horatio getting a shit ton of spam emails from the "prince of denmark" and replying to them as a joke.
I've just had the horrible evil yet fun idea of making a connection between James Veitch and Jim Browning. Then watch the results. Seeing which one can out scam the other thinking their talking to a regular scammer when really their up against a rival troll.
Poor princess Mina being frinedzoned.
😁😁😁😁😁👍🎉😜
Better something then nothing xD
*Frinedzoend
@@realname3292 Oh the irony of your comment.
The actual princess sitting at her computer crying for days:
XD
poor princess
“You got a frined in me” was the perfect touch to send her at the end.
I would've included a link to the song. 😄
Brilliant toy story response.
Wanna be frineds?
*him
I'm so glad that you're in good health conditions with a healthy body with no diseases in your body.
Right? As opposed to those who are in good health conditions but with an unhealthy body and diseases. 😂
that sounds so much like the praise song of the proposed bride in "Coming to America."
She says it three times in a different way, she's obviously in denial.
The Hamlet reference is truly hilarious :D
I was gonna say that.
James be like: to reply or not to reply, that is the question.
Using the highschool literature knowledge for the first time in twenty years truly is nice.
@@tathoiclassicalindianbollywood Whether tis trollier in the email to suffer the ending and unknowing of unfollowed scams or to make jest against the sea of lies!
No one:
Princess Mina: my uncle is evil, marry me!
James: and how does that make you feel?
He is the perfect therapist
Asking the truly therapeutic questions
Historians would be like "They were great frineds :)"
Maruki. Definitely Maruki.
“And I took that personally,” - Princess Mina Probably
so... her uncle is to blame for the toilette paper shortage 🤔
He truly is evil 😲
Or gives a sh*t...lots of them.
😂😂😋😂😂
"Oh James, it is my pleasure to hear from your back." (I was expecting a cut to James' back)
Same. 😂
Missed opportunity.
Same. James, I am disappointed…
Banker here...I see so many scams and we really try to talk people out of them. Everyone likes to pretend that they are not being scammed, but the hardest scam to talk people out of, by far is the Sweetheart scam. Sooo, this brings me so much joy!!! ❤️
What exactly do they want to get you with this scam?
😂 I hope you have special trainings. Communicating someone „You’re not their sweetheart. Get over it” is an art. 😉 James could do a commercial for your bank. The marketing departament will surely love the idea. (!)
I recently got a sms from a "senior bank manager" that wanted me contact her because she had a great deal for me. Strangely she didn't have a mail account at the bank but a gmail account.
@@lorrdy7640 Money mostly. Usually its like hey i like to come to visit you to see you my love in face to face pla pla pla, but i'm out of money and i needs first passport 500$, ou now i need money for the plane tickets $2K, i'm on my way but in the mid of the trip i got sick/stranded in foreighn country and need money for hotel 500$, some bullshit about being extorted by local flight security, or need money for medical bill $1K, ou i got this done, but i missed my plane need new tickets $1K.
Slowly milking rather huge sums from love struct people, usually multiple at the same time, while scammer is some dude in Nigeria.
@@lorrdy7640 a typical scam like a "Tech Support" scam or a "Distant Relative in Jail" scam will go for about $9,000...but with Sweetheart scam, I've seen people lose every penny they have and even take out loans. It's so sad!
"I am the only daughter of my late father"
"My uncle took over everything after masterminding the deaths of my parents and my brother"
Hmmmm...
You can be an only daughter (female), and have a brother (male). But you couldn't be an only child and have a brother.
@@conkeroo or she is the only daughter because her brother is dead
The way he says "Have you thought about number two?" is so cute!
Can you imagine Hamlet as a story told from the Uncle's point of view. It would be called "My Little Shit of a Nephew."
Honestly, that would be freaking hilarious. You gotta admit though Hamlet was a brat.
The lord James has graced us once again
I tried to prank my students with the rubber duck thing. It didn't exactly work. There are now several hundred much-beloved rubber ducks wandering the school and I'm expected to keep bringing more.
Did you bring more?
Urgent News: needs response soon.
@@MonkeyMan-uz8zk Yes. Always.
@@GriffinWolf :)
please do more of these "reply to scammers" :) the Ted thing you did was absolutely hilarious
YES it's been so long since I've seen a new one of these! James is such an underrated comedian
Video:"6 secs ago"
Me: DAMN IM LATE
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU FOOL
Sad me 4 hours late... later than princess mina's father
But James, you two really had something special. Does the other someone you met also have good health conditions and no diseases in their body?
No, but she didn't put James in the frinedzone.
"The only thing I inherit from my father, is the money." - this should not be funny but I laughed and choked on coffee.
Plot twist: Princess Mina is actually John Kelly's terrifying second wife
That would be awesome.
My reply to a similar email went quite a bit different. The wicked uncle has sent "agents" after me a week or so after the heiress started corresponding. Then there was a shootout in an alley, and I ended up crossing into Mexico, on the run. 🤣 I had great fun.
That seems like the most chaotic rp ever.
Absolutely one of my favorite videos that you've done! :) I binge-watched sooo much of them when I was down with COVID last month, they really helped me get through it all in one piece 😀 Thanks! 😄
Good to hear you are now in good health conditions with a healthy body with no diseases now!
Should have tried to plan the wedding.
For the first course I'm thinking...🤔 hummus... 🙌
He has been thinking of investing...
"I know that he's behind all these calamities that befall my family" what a lexiconical legend.
I was so excited at seeing the thumbnail bc I am a die hard romantic and thought he was actually getting married. then realized what it was but love it even tho I've seen this one before ❤️
James you do put a smile peoples faces. I like your very original content. It's so different from anything else out there. Keep up the good work and make us smile. Cheers!
As an English history lover, when you made the Hamlet/ Richard the 3rd reference I DIED! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
I’m glad James is trying to be civil in this situation.
I've always loved this series, lol. Glad to see you're re-upping them.
James these videos all ways make me laugh so hard so thanks for the videos!
Loving the psychoanalysis touch here James, you always manage to crack me up XD keep them coming!! I mean the scamalots!
Oh my goodness!! I could listen to you 24/7. 😆 The 1st time I saw you was on the bit regarding the scammer telling you to stop talking about the Toaster 😆🤣😂😹. PRICELESS. Each time I see a new video of you I keep hoping ❤a lovely lady has captured your heart and you have someone to share your life with. I can imagine how much of a wonderful father you'll be. I do agree, on the online dating, there shouldn't be pictures on initial profiles. It would be wonderful to have a connection outside of physical attraction. Always a pleasure seeing your work. 👏👏👏👏👏👏 💐🌹🌸🏵
heya James Veitch. I love your content and have loved it ever since the first presentation I saw on TEDx (well over 4 years ago). I know you probably heard many ppl's review and stuff, and I'm sorry to bother with one more, but I wanted to say something that I'm sure all your fans would greatly appreciate. This contend of replying to scam emails is so valuable, but this format (I know this are old videos you are re-uploading but I'm just giving my critic for future videos I wanted so much to see) as I was saying, This format.. is just to fast, doesn't give us time to soak in all the prescious little amazing fun things you come up with. imo, you don't really need to dreesup/apply all the backgrounds and so on, just a 7-10 min video with you slowly exposing the emails conversation would be really amazing. thank you for your time and sorry to take it. have a good day. Luis
Agree, the fast-forward format is spoiling most of the fun... 🙄
Comedic timing and insinuative pauses were the best part of previous James' production.
Being a Zimbabwean ... This story is really ridiculous 😂😂. Didn't know we still had royalty lol and Mina literally means "I'
Minä means I in Finnish too.
@@paris5410 wow! That's really interesting. Languages are so weird, makes you wonder if we were all in one village a million years ago!
@@e.rvanrood7373 There’s certainly theories that all languages are descended from the same language, or else that all languages have the same or similar patterns innately.
@@paris5410 makes sense.....or..... Some villager wanted to stay as far away from their nosy neighbours and unknowingly moved continents!
Sort out f. The leading theory is they were just traveling in search of food, when a land bridge collapsed and they were stuck for a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very vey very very very veyr very very veyr very very very veg very rvgr very vrt long time
I only keep it going for two weeks and at the end she called me A Bastard which as my Dad says "that is not true me and your Mum were married when you where born, not for long but we were married".
James’s videos always make me wish I actually read my emails...
Can we get James to a million please I love this man's brain you are brilliant!
James is my favourite UA-camr and I look forward to MORE of the Scamalot series!! Please James?
After watching .. like ... all of your videos, I feel you and I are frineds!!
These are the best, keep making great content!
Friends come and go but *Frineds* are forever
This is so chaotic and I love it
James -> Princess, sorry princess, I've just got a proposal from your uncle as well. Decision, decisions.
And your uncle can spell. I have to admit it... I think my attentions are shifting.
Yay he’s back!
Scamalot is definitely my favorite series on youtube
Mr. Veitch you always make me smile!
I love this so much Veatch you bring a smile to my face like only 2 others XD
I love watching these! Great job!!!!! This is EPIC
More Scamalot, you know what isn't a scam, how good these vids are!
No one was more suprised with your engagement than us your followers lol JK.
your "the bit about the swimming pool" got hit with the copyright hammer by universal studios cause youtube is being stupid again.
same for me
Same, bastards
I have a vpn
+
@@Bibibosh you can still be tracked
dear bank account.. dont worry you are safe in my humourous brains...
-james veitch
Why would people dislike this, this quality content!
She sounds like a fair-weather frined.
I finally got the Hamlet reference lol.
This is honestly a pretty good story by the scammers xD
AHHHH ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE ONE OF THESE
The return of the king
Yes!!! I missed this series!
Everyone deserves a frined like james.
We need to see more of these!
"The return of the king"
I miss these
The great man has descended to us again
It's lovely to hear from your back
This IS your best WORTH the watch.
I am just hearing Randy Newman's voice in my head when you said "you've got a frined in me"...
i love your videos mr veitch
That F.R.I.N.E.D.S shirt is amazing
“I am in good health and i am healthy and my body is healthy and i have no diseases and im not sick, and my body is disease free”. Scammers love to repeat stuff over even in the same sentence (ik i overexaggerated it)
The world needs more of these!
Yup. That said, I doubt that anyone wants toilet tissue stationary. Then again, I may be wrong. :)
The Hamlet reference is everything.
Oh I love these videos
Can you make new ones. I loved this series and want to hear more story's. Keep this up
Yeah same
The master at work
Return of the king
this story made me cry
Man I was really hoping this was real. Cause if you someone like you could find someone that is freely willing to be with you for the rest of their life than that meant there was still hope for me.
Aw James, from the thumbnail I thought for a second you were actually getting married!
HE IS BACK!!!
James, it is great to hear from your back, frined.
Awwww.... I could feel the love from the conversation, shoulda went through with it XD
I wish you make more of these
I love these
okay but this would actually fuck as an adaptation of hamlet???
because imagine this but like. changed up a little bit. horatio getting a shit ton of spam emails from the "prince of denmark" and replying to them as a joke.
1:45 the first part of that spoke to me on the next level..
this series was so entertaining :( sad it ended
I am so happy to see that someone can actually make his life talking to spam.
This one I can't remember. But it's genius yet again :D
0:45 scam James veitch on the timeline 😭😂
from zimbabwe this got m lol out of my chair
Great video
I'm gonna write this down for D&D campaign material
Why is this so wholesome tho ?
HE’S BAAAAAAACK
I've just had the horrible evil yet fun idea of making a connection between James Veitch and Jim Browning. Then watch the results. Seeing which one can out scam the other thinking their talking to a regular scammer when really their up against a rival troll.
Wow.. And there I was thinking "I wouldn't marry this guy after the stunt with the ducks", but this.. Wow.
Weird, because it was the stunt with the ducks that sold me on this guy being a keeper.
Nice video James
Well aren't you the cutest thing to hit the internet since ASCII art?
Love the mario 3 esq letter border you used