No One Expects The Spanish Inquisition!

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  • @Roechelrochen
    @Roechelrochen 5 років тому +1137

    Spanish missionaries trying to convert Mayans and they just randomly drop dead?
    Sounds like small pox to me!

    • @davidrojas4687
      @davidrojas4687 5 років тому +5

      The spanish getting sacrificated in a cannibal ritual by the indigenoues footage

    • @nolanduarte
      @nolanduarte 5 років тому +1

      No town village, no villagers

    • @fluteaw
      @fluteaw 4 роки тому

      11

  • @ViktorBerg
    @ViktorBerg 5 років тому +615

    Mayans converted by spanish missionaries. This is straight up a historically accurate game.

    • @fmarules69
      @fmarules69 5 років тому +25

      Would have been more accurate with Aztecs tho

    • @GMaradei
      @GMaradei 5 років тому +23

      No its not, the Mayans wheren't there anymore when the spanish arrived

    • @majgots7
      @majgots7 5 років тому +3

      @@GMaradei Mayans did fight the Spanish.

    • @Bogeymania
      @Bogeymania 3 роки тому +1

      @@GMaradei they are still there? I have visited the Yucatán where they only spoke the Mayan language in remote areas.

    • @asdfomfglol
      @asdfomfglol 3 роки тому

      @@majgots7 no

  • @TheVarrio
    @TheVarrio 5 років тому +357

    Spanish conquest of the Yucatan, colorized.

  • @tvremote9394
    @tvremote9394 5 років тому +326

    You know why I like your content?
    1. Your personality is awesome, and you bring out the reasoning behind moves that pro players make.
    2. The game itself is a classic
    3. The fact that you give both pro players and noobs a platform
    4. The sheer amount of innovative maps that you get to see on this channel
    5. Spanish Inquisition
    6. The few games in which Dave is a co caster are always fun.

  • @GarfieldRex
    @GarfieldRex 5 років тому +256

    Paladins + Missionaries is the way to conquer all heretics

    • @ExFragMaster
      @ExFragMaster 5 років тому +23

      Deus Vult you babaric bastard!

    • @MrBigCookieCrumble
      @MrBigCookieCrumble 5 років тому +12

      NON NOBIS DOMINE

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 5 років тому +23

      * Laughs in halberd *

    • @7SGThenkai
      @7SGThenkai 5 років тому +5

      DEUS VULT!

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 5 років тому +3

      I prefer to use a Bolter + Power Fist to purge heretics but too each their own.

  • @drakan4769
    @drakan4769 5 років тому +156

    T90: thing is those plumed archers are cheap
    Spanish: you know what's cheaper? villagers (cue supremacy)

    • @thedarkmaster4747
      @thedarkmaster4747 5 років тому +2

      Dark... 😈

    • @bcn1gh7h4wk
      @bcn1gh7h4wk 5 років тому +1

      in Tzar, you have the Arab Jihad, which cheapens the villagers and lets them turn in to Jihad warriors, so you can go a good while without any soldiers in the map, pretending to be a peaceful civ..... and then SURPRISE, REBELLION!

    • @aralornwolf3140
      @aralornwolf3140 4 роки тому +1

      @@bcn1gh7h4wk ,
      I wonder how many people still play Tzar... the UI isn't as well thought out as Age of Empire I/II/III though...

  • @mcsatans5120
    @mcsatans5120 5 років тому +217

    NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn!

    • @icarian553
      @icarian553 5 років тому +14

      The Spanish inquisition wasn't loyal to the Pope. It was loyal to the king and queen of Spain. It was formed because the monarchs of Spain got tired of Pope's meddling into the affairs of Spain.

    • @dogg-paws
      @dogg-paws 5 років тому +3

      The Inquisition completely failed in this game though.

    • @mcsatans5120
      @mcsatans5120 5 років тому +21

      @@icarian553 It's a quote from Monty Python's Flying Circus one of the greatest comedy shows to ever air.

    • @fumeshroomz
      @fumeshroomz 5 років тому

      Icarian wow

  • @filadelfozuniga3411
    @filadelfozuniga3411 5 років тому +157

    Love this youtube only content, its a dessert after you watch the streams

    • @Driskoll97
      @Driskoll97 5 років тому

      totally agree

    • @MrAbgeBrandt
      @MrAbgeBrandt 5 років тому +6

      It's also much cleaner and straightforward than the sometimes very chaotic streams and the chat with the chat. :D

  • @weylin6
    @weylin6 5 років тому +33

    If only villagers with supremacy could be toggled into combative mode to behave like militia, they wouldn't have been standing around getting shot up.
    Supremacy villagers and Missionaries is a micromanagement nightmare, you have to constantly order them on separate targets.
    That combo could have done some work if only monk mechanics weren't complete trash, and supremacy also granted military AI.
    I still appreciate Vipers madlad tactics though :)

  • @BradySmale
    @BradySmale 5 років тому +1

    Jim Elliot is the missionary who died by arrows. His wife ended up converting many of the tribe, including those who killed her husband.

  • @ReGza69
    @ReGza69 5 років тому +82

    I'm allergic to castle placement..
    We are to farm though

  • @kgamer121
    @kgamer121 5 років тому +26

    Viper basically allowed that single trebuchet from 14:19 to take out his castle, and all of his monasteries for 9+ minutes...
    Seems like it would have been significantly less expensive to just make a few ranged siege units to take it out.

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 5 років тому +13

      He was trying to be a pacifist not building any offensive units. If Viper wanted to win he would not have gone for this strategy in the first place.

  • @DeisFortuna
    @DeisFortuna 4 роки тому +1

    The Spanish missionary unit should really be called the Inquisitor. The Inquisition tech would make more sense, and it helps complete the Spanish Inquisition joke.

  • @j1g2w3
    @j1g2w3 5 років тому +41

    You totally missed out on a "hit and nun" joke with the missionaries! Thanks for the youtube only vid, very nice idea.

  • @EdmundKempersDartboard
    @EdmundKempersDartboard 5 років тому +1

    Sentinel Islands. That jacka... perfectly reasonable individual was told repeatedly he was going to die and had to bribe fishermen to get him there as he was breaking the law and risking eradicating an entire culture with germs their immune systems had never encountered. The natives were kind enough to leave his arrow riddled corpse where it could be retrieved.

  • @joshuamcmillan6390
    @joshuamcmillan6390 5 років тому +46

    “Spanish Nothing” map confirmed... Thanks T90!

  • @Sophia-vk5bq
    @Sophia-vk5bq 5 років тому +24

    I expected the Spanish Inquisition. I've spent YEARS preparing, forging my mind and body in the crucible where no Spaniard can prevail. Doing 100 push ups, 100 squats, 100 sit-ups, and 10 T90 videos every day!

    • @Jacomini86
      @Jacomini86 4 роки тому +1

      i understood that reference

    • @Sophia-vk5bq
      @Sophia-vk5bq 4 роки тому +1

      @@Jacomini86 You, my friend, are the ultimate disciple.

  • @Kevin-wx7wu
    @Kevin-wx7wu 5 років тому +91

    Imagine if missionaries were affected by husbandry

    • @howdoifindaname2743
      @howdoifindaname2743 5 років тому +15

      Underrated

    • @Tocaraca
      @Tocaraca 5 років тому +6

      They are going to be in the Definitive Edition!

    • @kapikzx
      @kapikzx 5 років тому +9

      @@Tocaraca hol up

    • @Kevin-wx7wu
      @Kevin-wx7wu 5 років тому +9

      From what I've heard they now are

    • @ZuGa1384
      @ZuGa1384 5 років тому +9

      Guess what... now They are!

  • @georgschwendinger7582
    @georgschwendinger7582 5 років тому +12

    "this will be the first time that i will see this strategy on arena" -t90official
    biper asked his chat what to go for while clicking up to feudal, so there wasnt really any strategy or plan behind this game im afraid

  • @Santibag
    @Santibag 4 роки тому +1

    8:03 Yea, very un-Orthodox things happen as the Spanish Inquisition was from Catolic's.

  • @NoobNoOne1
    @NoobNoOne1 5 років тому +8

    Love how viper picked red just for this strategy to work 11

  • @MyBliss
    @MyBliss 5 років тому +52

    Knowing how the between PSG and ManU ended, T90 had a great evening after that.

  • @Nadie-mb4vw
    @Nadie-mb4vw 5 років тому +91

    ¡Nadie espera a la inquisición española!

    • @fenrirgg
      @fenrirgg 5 років тому +2

      Entonces tú esperabas a la inquisicion española ¿eh? Hmmmm 🤔🤔🤔

    • @SergioGarridoPaco
      @SergioGarridoPaco 5 років тому +6

      Se nota que no sois españoles, aquí todos olvidamos las tildes y los signos de exclamación de apertura (¡) Jajajajajajaja

    • @Aladato
      @Aladato 5 років тому

      @John Nada *Detrás

    • @gaboderflinger7854
      @gaboderflinger7854 5 років тому +1

      Olé!!! - aplauso flamenco -

    • @manuam98
      @manuam98 5 років тому +1

      @@gaboderflinger7854 TRA TRA

  • @Αγορακριτος
    @Αγορακριτος 5 років тому +4

    Be quick,upgrade your missionaries to....elite donkey archers!

  • @Preacher_.
    @Preacher_. 4 роки тому +1

    17:29 You can tell JS made a split second decision to move in on those Missionaries before attacking them & sounding the alert.
    Honestly, the fact that JonSlow's player color was Green definitely helped him fly under the radar.

  • @siraguswolf2604
    @siraguswolf2604 5 років тому +5

    Viper choosing redwas foreshadowing for the spanish inquisition

  • @janmajdowski
    @janmajdowski 5 років тому +1

    28:29 This trebuchete shot is an essence of Viper's approach to this match

  • @PauloGarcia-sp5ws
    @PauloGarcia-sp5ws 5 років тому +7

    Indeed, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

  • @weissfox5857
    @weissfox5857 5 років тому +11

    This strategy would probably be good against Slavs or Khmer, since those are the only 2 civs that lack both faith and heresy.

  • @educatedeye4288
    @educatedeye4288 5 років тому +6

    26:27 Previously on AMC's The Walking Dead

  • @LauchBoi
    @LauchBoi 5 років тому +4

    i am always surprised how humble and nice t90 is, the perfect caster always finds the perfect words :))

  • @zackth3ripp3ra65
    @zackth3ripp3ra65 5 років тому +37

    I will admit, I started watching (and was informed of the resurgence of aoe2) due to Spirit Of The Law but I love your UA-cam content, it's so much fun to watch your mancrush with Dave and to find out more of the community. Because of you (and SOTL) I have now got aoe2 on Steam, want to get a bit better on that first and then I will join voobly. (And hopefully once I get a bit of money I can join your twitch) keep up the amazing work, and I am only ever so slightly jealous of your job. Much love #t90letsgo

    • @T90Official
      @T90Official  5 років тому +7

      Much love man!!!

    • @zackth3ripp3ra65
      @zackth3ripp3ra65 5 років тому +7

      @@T90Official (fanboy like shriek) sucks in air (calls to other friends), "guys guys guys", (screams) "he commented!!" (gasping for breath) "he commented on my comment!!!!!" (Faints)

    • @rickychardzz
      @rickychardzz 5 років тому +2

      Zackary Arnesen it’s not a job it’s a lifestyle, it’s passion , it’s something beyond insane...... i mean i love aoe2 but spending so much time and effort i probably won’t have fun anymore
      (He once answered me on twitch and my heart stopped😂...... we’re losers)

  • @GGoblin1
    @GGoblin1 5 років тому +1

    If Viper started building elite skirmishers to counter the plumed archers, around 13:00 - 14:00 mark (when he breaches the base), it would have been an interesting match

  • @tecrubio
    @tecrubio 5 років тому +3

    "Aparently im alergic to castle placement" lol

  • @PavarottiAardvark
    @PavarottiAardvark 5 років тому

    I'm an accountant at a company in the Caymen Islands and I've recently been trying to help billionaires with their tax evasion. Recently I was arrested because one of my clients didn't deal with some of his paperwork in time. When I asked why he said he got distracted by an awesome channel called 'T90 Official' which had hours of content. I'm now under house arrest and am not allowed outside, but on the plus side this gave me lots of time to check your channel out!

  • @marover
    @marover 3 роки тому

    This video shouldn't be in gaming category. Should be in educational or documentary.
    So accurate LOL

  • @benbrackin2067
    @benbrackin2067 3 роки тому

    "Don't get converted by the spanish inquisition" -T90

  • @kln5705
    @kln5705 5 років тому +2

    Our chief weapon is missionaries. Missionaries and monks. And Monastery techs. And the Castle Age UT.

  • @02Gorillaz94
    @02Gorillaz94 5 років тому +1

    Lol the bannerad im getting during this video "Increase conversion and efficiency", marketing ad

  • @Mamenber
    @Mamenber 5 років тому

    Something I found out while playing a 256x tech mod is that when you send a converted villager to build something, it gets your upgrades. It's best used with inquisition/supremacy combo.

  • @pawel2669
    @pawel2669 5 років тому +9

    I was happy to see Man U win

  • @jonathanschaffer2594
    @jonathanschaffer2594 5 років тому

    Look, when I went to watch this video I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition!
    *Waits for the Spanish Inquisition to show up*

  • @koalaspruce
    @koalaspruce 5 років тому

    I love RTS strats that work around standard armies. The Monty Python team would be proud.

  • @Vermbraunt
    @Vermbraunt 5 років тому +13

    This is going to be good. I feel it

  • @inseerlink3511
    @inseerlink3511 5 років тому

    The main problem of this strategy is the fact that you have to micro every single unit, both missionaries and villagers, however mostly villagers than missionaries. Villagers simply stop attacking once the chosen unit dies, and they don't have military commands such as patrol, attack move or even any sort of organization format.

  • @idkhowtheyfoundme
    @idkhowtheyfoundme 5 років тому +3

    Supremece Rush ? more like PTSD Flashbacks from Red Alert 2 and Yuris Revenge

  • @kevindorr9291
    @kevindorr9291 5 років тому

    Really good casting, thanks for the top notch content T90

  • @ThePayanazo
    @ThePayanazo 5 років тому +5

    it is "Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition"

  • @blingkid6
    @blingkid6 5 років тому +2

    I don't think I've ever seen a stream where the Mayans are able to beat the Spanish. I guess time is a flat circle

  • @hm09235nd
    @hm09235nd 5 років тому +1

    the donks, oh man, they have GOT to be one of the coolest units in the game.

  • @Solarisle888
    @Solarisle888 5 років тому +11

    Would this make TaToH proud if Viper would have won?

  • @coolfreaks68
    @coolfreaks68 5 років тому +3

    I think I have played against Viper in gamerangers long time back.
    He used to play Britons.

    • @lukasg4807
      @lukasg4807 4 роки тому

      Viper never played on gameranger. It was probably just a fan.

  • @aeu569
    @aeu569 2 роки тому

    "They're going to love being Spanish"
    name that reference :D

  • @thegustavodag
    @thegustavodag 5 років тому

    Hello T90, i have been really addicted to your channel since a sweden guy stayed at my family hostel while visiting Rio de Janeiro, he would stay most of the night playing this game and eating cheetos at the community table, he would never talk but always in the end of his long games would give a little funny smile, i became kinds his friend and he showed me your channel

  • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
    @Amoth_oth_ras_shash 4 роки тому

    souns like mayas benefits from dual purpuses of ther uniqe units uppgrades though , since it also increases the 'suppresion' zones of ther defensives to cover ther mobile ranged units backs unlike the spanish one ,that you have to invest in two lines of upgrades to achive the same effect.
    hade i been jonsnow ,when i spoted the missionaries i would have spent that stone put on gate on a second castle placed in the thick of my buildings to suppress them from making any 'driveby' convesation raid ,at least ensuring i kill some of the monks ,then agen..noob player me so mhe.

  • @peterpeterson4800
    @peterpeterson4800 5 років тому

    The scouts are using a dagger or a short sword or something. The villagers are using daggers or knifes as far as I can tell. So they are using weapons.

  • @ExFragMaster
    @ExFragMaster 5 років тому +1

    These Missionaries are the best unit in the game when fully upgraded, it is so awesome to watch!
    So sad that Jon did the Herasy tech.

  • @PaxIesus
    @PaxIesus 5 років тому

    That is perhaps the most epic troll game I've seen Viper attempt.

  • @ILikeBald
    @ILikeBald 5 років тому +1

    Viper should've split the missionaries up so John would have a harder time to stop viper from converting his men.

  • @thebigjuicethesip
    @thebigjuicethesip Рік тому

    I haven't seen these battlefields since I was like 8 years old and Jesus did your thumbnail blast me with nostalgia. I miss age of empires 😭

  • @GeminiWoodworks
    @GeminiWoodworks 5 років тому +7

    I almost didn't watch it because I had no idea what it was. Glad I clicked. I'll watch JonSlow all day...

    • @cacs2201
      @cacs2201 5 років тому +1

      Watch the original bit from Monty Python with the spanish inquisition
      It is one of the best things you will ever see

  • @Mohammed_Angler
    @Mohammed_Angler 5 років тому +1

    If only Eurasian-nomadic civilizations had missionaries, their armies would be fast as lightning

  • @Kater9277
    @Kater9277 5 років тому +3

    It's Sentinel Island ;)

  • @gicoleli7261
    @gicoleli7261 2 роки тому

    At first glance i thought Jon Slow was the one to pull off a meme move like that

  • @jimshoes799
    @jimshoes799 5 років тому +1

    What mods T90 use to get the exact details of techs in the tech tree (ie saying 15 sec decrease instead of just faster conversion)

  • @erwindatema9268
    @erwindatema9268 5 років тому

    Is there a mod for the research timers you have in the right-hand of the screen? I'd like to have timers during gameplay, but i haven't found anything in the Steam Workshop

  • @sim8onoff
    @sim8onoff 5 років тому +5

    16:20 GGMU

  • @bcn1gh7h4wk
    @bcn1gh7h4wk 5 років тому +9

    What did we learn?
    Don't piss off a Spanish people, cuz they'll throw literally everything at you.
    There's a reason why 'guerrilla' is a Spanish word.
    Don't mess with the Spanish.

  • @jacogroenewald4680
    @jacogroenewald4680 5 років тому

    JUST when I thought you couldnt get any better!! Im also a United fan!

  • @arandomwalk
    @arandomwalk 5 років тому +1

    Well that was a disaster

  • @GummieI
    @GummieI 5 років тому +10

    TheViper playing in red? #Clearly an imposter here

    • @Vermbraunt
      @Vermbraunt 5 років тому +13

      I think he did it for the memes, He knew what he was doing

  • @musabkartal
    @musabkartal 5 років тому

    9:13 Nobody does it better than Viper

  • @yearslate9349
    @yearslate9349 5 років тому

    Going ahead with the archers was the right choice for JonSlow.

  • @dynastywarriorlord07
    @dynastywarriorlord07 5 років тому +1

    I thought monk rushing was a Saracen strategy

  • @shiro_the_trap2513
    @shiro_the_trap2513 5 років тому +5

    We won't look at that dead t90Babe, will we chat? 3:00

  • @HBCrigs
    @HBCrigs 5 років тому

    Watching tc 26:20 in 2020. "They can't stop all of us lol

  • @forrestdude86
    @forrestdude86 5 років тому

    Your comment about your sign off line was great!

  • @annabaelfire2173
    @annabaelfire2173 5 років тому +2

    I'm Gonna have to start playing again. I miss the tourneys

  • @anxietycelery1732
    @anxietycelery1732 4 роки тому

    I don't think Viper came any close to winning at all. He just survived as long as he could.

  • @sandeep3181
    @sandeep3181 5 років тому +1

    DauT had done one, with skirms only! Great Game!

  • @Sephiis
    @Sephiis 5 років тому +1

    i mean this pig was looking so tricky i dnt even feel good i lose a vill on that xD

  • @iwersonsch5131
    @iwersonsch5131 5 років тому

    Missionaries can't pick up relics
    Missionaries can't escape a scout cav

  • @dophan6938
    @dophan6938 5 років тому +1

    Mayans vs. spanish, as Guatemalan this hurts to watch, again. :(

  • @knasttrast7168
    @knasttrast7168 4 роки тому

    If the viper added skirmishers to protect the missionaries he could have won easily. He was just trolling tbh

  • @ihathtelekinesis
    @ihathtelekinesis 5 років тому

    Our main difference is that we’re faster, we can’t pick up relics and we’re faster...our two differences are we’re faster and we can’t pick up relics, and our shorter range...our three diff-...amongst our differences...I’ll come in again.

  • @tybirous3417
    @tybirous3417 5 років тому +1

    Just got done with the Imperial Guard game, clicked back to UA-cam home to this in my recommendations.
    Life is good sometimes.

  • @connorhill6520
    @connorhill6520 5 років тому

    i think strats like this would be more viable if they added AI programming that made villagers attack whatever was attacking them if they were idle, or adding a auto acquire toggle, same for monks & missionary conversions, an auto convert when enemy is in range would make super human micro not needed as a necessity

  • @danmoore4503
    @danmoore4503 5 років тому

    The tribe that killed the missionary was on Sentinel Island. Its believed that they are so primitive that they have not even discovered how to start fires.

  • @thundermg5203
    @thundermg5203 5 років тому

    That titel + no twitch overlay, love it!

  • @TheNascimento
    @TheNascimento 5 років тому

    JonSlow played it really well, that was entertaining.

  • @retloclive9118
    @retloclive9118 5 років тому

    Viper lost the moment he wasn't paying attention to his Missionaries at 17:30. That hurt a lot.

  • @jacobmosovich
    @jacobmosovich 5 років тому

    I think he could have cav rushed the plumed archers and had the missionaries in support. Patrol the light cav in and micro the missionaries and siege equipment

  • @evolvedape2161
    @evolvedape2161 5 років тому +1

    I’m happy I’ll never say “I’ve dedicated my life to the game.”

  • @vitor022
    @vitor022 5 років тому +2

    Jonsnow probably thinking
    Shit i didn't expected the Spanish inquisition

    • @OldieWan
      @OldieWan 5 років тому +1

      No one ever does.

  • @guycrew728
    @guycrew728 5 років тому +2

    BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition!

  • @AbhishekKumar-uw4jz
    @AbhishekKumar-uw4jz 5 років тому

    i watched this vid after the forest nothing 256 mod one...after watching infaboats vills i couldnt believe how slow vills really are lol

  • @Enhack
    @Enhack 5 років тому

    Would be really good if you get some sort of "attack stance" for those vills with supremacy. The fact that you must click every single villager in order to attack make it feels weird. But if you get something like patrolling would be really good

  • @mrakeung7336
    @mrakeung7336 5 років тому +1

    you are great fun to watch. Convinced me and my friends to get aoe2. Then we found out our laptops keep them super zoomed in :( We will play after we upgrade from student life though :D

  • @owlthemolfar4690
    @owlthemolfar4690 5 років тому

    26:30 The Peasant Crusade is in the way!

  • @williaxyt1651
    @williaxyt1651 3 роки тому

    AHAAA! NOBODY EXPECT THE SPANISH INQUISITION!