I had to beat the enderdragon with a piece of steak... (Stream highlights!)
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2020
- In this stream i tried to beat minecraft in a single stream. However, i am bad at the game so this did not go well at all. I didnt get the speedrun world record thats for sure... Hope you guys enjoyed! Subscribe to see more sick videos!!! If you want to be a part of the next stream then come on down!! / ranboolive
I say dumb things
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“we just hit the child- we hit the child- we hit the child... i think they’re not angry anymore... for accidently stabbing their child”
tell me why i read that in the blues clue theme where they are opening the letter 🗿
AwkwardlyShy Nook STOP IT IT MAKES SENSE OMG
O h g o s h
00
This is the equivalent of "Just killed a woman, feeling good"
I'M JUST FINDING OUT ABOUT HIS EXISTENCE JUST NOW AND HE SOUNDS LIKE TECHNO WHEN HE'S USING HIS MONOTONE VOICE, DREAM WHEN HE SPEAKS AND LAUGHS, AND FUNDY WHEN HE SCREAMS HFHDEGFUEGFWSD
He like bread like The Eret, and he says Pog like tommyinnit. Why did I just now find this man
He’s a mix of all mc you tubers
Change my mind
why is this so accurate--
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
or maybe he just has a deep voice
"Im literally the next dream"
proceeds to build a pōrtäl.
PŒRTAL
You mean Pœertøäl?
pœrtäêł
Pœŕtel
Рõœоrtтäł
"How does it feel to be an orphan" SENT ME INTO ORBIT !!!!
Nobody tell techno
“That’s a pørtal”
Thats a pörtal
that's a pœrtal
That's a pœřţăľ
thats a p€rta(
That’s a pœ’rtæL’
He really managed to beat the ender dragon with steak-
hello fox owo
its me endyr shh
dream could never
Unknown Mouse hey i understand this is supposed to be a joke, but lets not compare ccs. theyre both great in their own way and have different characteristics, stop being rude 🙂
fizzysalt i understand, i wasn’t trying to be rude
Yeah thats like the whole point of the video
Ranboo: **makes children become orphans**
Technoblade: **kills orphans**
Me: hol up-
Pog
Ranboo the supplier lol
So Ranboo was the first worst thing to happen to the orphans while Techno was the second
@@hi-ie3og nah he was the 3rd
@@hi-ie3og such an underrated theory lol
youtubers: yes i will defeat the dragon with my enchanted armour and sword! i am unstoppable and unbeatable.
ranboo: *s t e a k*
@Bluebirdy st3@k
@@crimsocinth 513@k
s73aK
$¥£@k3
Y E S
Ranboo is a person with a mix of all now-generation mcyoutubers.
*Change my mind*
You’re not wrong though-
i dont think anyone can change your mind
I- why is it so true tho
He is also all of their combined heights 😌
He has Wilbur's height, Techno's voice and dry humor, Dream's slight wheeze, George's screaming, Bad's occasional wholesomeness (?), Tommy's weirdness, and the list goes on
ranboo saying "i just hit the child" with no context is concerning
"See the funny thing is they think I hit you"
"You *did* hit me!"
It’s like that one vine
"WUAOH- not even worried about it."
ok
Hehe I’m the 69th like
I already hate myself but it’s fineeeeeee
6:58
Ranboo: Here’s my skin-
Endermen: *Peace was never an option*
Ranboo: S̸̨̺̮̥̟̫̗̹͕̼̬͙͚̞̿̆̈́̇̊͛͂̎͘̚͜͠͝Ç̶̢̨̬̞̦̳͓̬̥̺̫̙̟̦̟̀R̸̡̨̧͔̣̘̣͕̙̝̹̥̓̌́̈́̚͝E̷̛̖̍̽̈̓͋̍̈́̔̈́̈̓̍̊͠Ë̴̢̧̺̠͔̹̯̤̩̳̟̯͇̼͇́̀͆̓͋̐̐̒̀́̾̕ͅČ̸̢̢̧̬̪̺͔̺̬̼̰͕̖̓H̶͙͈̻̮͍͍̺͙̐̑͂͛͗̔̕͜
“how does it feel to be an orpha-“
edit: thats a lot of likes
why does this have 1k likes
Technoblade mode activated
Ahhh YES.
im ur 1k like pay me HAHAHAHHAHA
YO I WAS THE 1000 LIKE POG LETS GOOOO
He is ‘Walmart Technoblade’. But Ranboo is still classified as a legend.
Ranboo the whole video: “That’s Pogg”
You sound like a more emotional Technonlade
Agreed
'not even worried about it' is ranboo's version of technoblade's 'not even close' lol
you heard it here first, everyone, ranboo is the next dream
Dream without the am
This aged well
@@millyhearts no definitely not :sob:
His fame certainly so
RANBOO! RANBOO! DO YOUR SHOES NEED SHINING? RANBOO! SHOULD YOU NEED COFFEE? RANBOO
Ranboo is legit my favorite UA-camr coz like where else would you find a clip of someone in their own cosplay and floofy hair spinning in a chair for five minutes with subtitles and edits???
Tubbo comes in close second tho. We stan Tubbo.
@@coffeetree_ finally found another person of culture
@@nyxminecraft2315 if you were asked to 1) recieve 1B dollars and be the next Bill Gates or 2) be friends with ranboo and tubbo what would you choose
Was that too easy of a question- i think it was
@@coffeetree_ i would immediately choose “be friends with ranboo”
@@changiee yep that was too easy lol
no matter how big you get, promise me you’ll keep the comic sans
Omg yeah-
Ah the best font
Welp he’s on the dream smp now and he still has it
Also his follower goal in this is crazy it seems so long ago
Tf is wrong with comic sans?
Me in the middle of class: trying to read
Ranboo: *I HIT THE CHILD*
LMAOOO
this stream was literally so funny-
he’s so powerful he made the ghast evaporate with a single arrow
Ender dragon: STOP BEATING ME WITH YOUR *MEAT*
Honly-
thats kinda like the scientific name for pig
2:55
Green, orange, red and blue.
All those colors at the same time- ĘHÆÛ
I can’t believe I missed out on this 💀💀💀 I am ascending to the fifth dimension
RIGHT I ALWAYS MISS HIS STREAMS,, IM GOING TO FILE MY TAXES I GENUINELY CANT-
Ranboo: *has a bow and arrow*
Every ghast in a 50 mile radius: Aight, 'bouta head out.
all someone needs to do now is make a compilation of Ranboo either screaming or breathing in suddenly-
4:45 “I’m so good at this game!” sounds EXACTLY like Technoblade... :0
IKR
+ as dream too
I remember watching this at 3 am and it was like a fever dream
Me rn
Dream who? I only know Ranboo.
*Ranboob*
This man is like a fusion of techno and dream
Shout out to the person in chat who said; "beat it with the meat". i- hgsfhgfhgfhg
pretty soon you're gonna have beaten the ender dragon with literally every food, knowing what happened at last night's stream
ranboo: bread...bread... more bread, BREAD POG
also ranboo: *flashbacks to scary stream*
1:00
Ranboo: I'm basically the next Dream
Me who watched Ranboo's latest lore stream: 👁👄👁
:)
Frick
Ender dragon: fear me
Ranboo: *s t e a k*
"I'm a Minecraft speedrunner. I'm basically the next Dream"
Immediately cuts to building the portal wrong
"Not even worried about it." has the same energy as, "Not even close."
“It was going so well too, and then I just decided to accidentally punch a toddler.” -Ranboo, 2020
This man- I love how pure he sounds, like with his random noises and yelling. It’s just amazing.
*how does it feel to be an orphan*
I LITERALLY SCREAMED WHEN THE SPIDER ALMOST KNOCKED HIM INTO LAVA AND MY MOM ASKED ME IF I WAS OKAY AND I STARTED LAUGHING-
No one
Not even a single soul
Ranboo: *reads donation* That’s not a portal that’s a PŒRTÂŁ
1:18
Nobody:
Ranboo at 2:11, 2:34, 2:58, and 5:11: ÖHEUÖ
I was looking for a comment like this 😂
watching this back makes me feel nostalgic in the most weird way, just seeing how ranboo has grown (both in numbers and speaking confidently) in the past 8 moths, gives me a crap ton of serotin
i love ranboos little "hueaaughe" gasp/scream
Ranboo: AGHH!
Also Ranboo: I’m actually not that worried
2:55 THE GASP
Remember when you beat the ended dragon with bread?? I was literally dead ☠️😂
"dough it"
Madison Brandon YESSSS
Damn, u ok?
@@vbelardinelli6651 they died already. you were 2 months late
the noise he made when he discovered lava in the basalt biome lmao
Other players: Bow, sword and all those fancy stuff
Ranboo: *All I need is steak.*
no one:
ranboo: NOT EVEN WORRIED ABOUT IT!
ACKK THE ENDING GOT ME WHEEZING “And now... the ender dragon shall never have children” THERE’S NO WAY HE THOUGHT OF THAT LINE BY HIMSELF
4 months ago: “I’m basically the next dream”
Now: “Uhhh....”
Ranboo: I’m a speedrunner, I’m basically the next dream
Also ranboo: **messes up the portal**
ranboo: im practically the next dream
also ranboo: builds portal two blocks smaller than needed
YESS I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS RANBOOOO
5:45
That one guy in chat: budget techno
4:00 is the best part change my mind
"We hit the child"
DON'T TOUCHA THE CHILD
my mom walks in .
my computer: i HIT THE CHILD I HIT THE CHILD THERE STILL COMING AFTER ME.
1:42 - 1:52: Stormtroopers realizing Mando is Grogu's dad
Ranboo is that one kid in class who didn't study and guesses on a test but still manages to get a high score
“Those enderman are scary” said the half enderman
Watching Ranboo is like hugs and angel food cake.
My bird ls legit obsessed with his voice and videos idk why
Why does Ranboo sound like Dream in the beginning when he says hello hmmm
0:44 Ranboo gave me a heart attack what the hell-
I missed half the stream so I’m glad you uploaded highlights, I love all your content. Also congrats on 16k!! Yay! ❤️🙌🏼🥳
Chat: I have hiccups, can you get rid of them?
Ranboo: *ᵦₒₒ* . . . There you go, you're welcome
0:42
he rlly beat the ender dragon with his meat-
Your just as funny as techno and you actually upload holy shit I’ve hit the gold mine
It looks like Ranboo and the ender dragon had some beef
"So if you guys could keep me- *intense gasp whilst punching a creeper* "
-Ranboo
Ranboo: "Throw away this, throw away this..."
Spider: "... Throw away you."
Throwback to when you could actually read ranboos chat lol
2017: haha yes kill the child
2020: OH GOD WE HIT THE CHILD OH NO
2021: how does it feel to be an orph-
Ranboo: "How does it feel being an orphan?"
Technoblade:"Orphan, where?!"
Tommy: *cant stop laughing and cant beat Minecraft with 3 of his friends*
Ranboo: *beats the ender dragon with steak*
I was literally going to say "is this technoblade "sorry if that was rude
is this more technoblade content, from a slightly less depressed techno
Every bounty hunter going after baby yoda after mando finds out: "we just hit the child-WE HIT THE CHILD"
“how does it feel to be an orphan”
damn. he hasn’t changed a bit.
"How does it feel to be an orph-"
Okay but why does ranboo gasp sound like he has asthma and he just ran a lap
You had to make orphans. And killed an orphan. Techno would be proud.
Ranboo: KILL THE CHILD KILL THE CHILD!!
Ranboo 20 seconds after that: we hit the child we hit the child!
2:58 *EXTREME GASP*
these thumbnails are immaculate
edit: WAIT WHY DOES HE GASP LIKE SCOOBY DOO I JUST NOTICED-
"According to UA-cam statistics, I can't read"
That part got me- XD
No one:
Not a soul:
Ranboo’s mini panic attacks: hhWEeu
Gasp counter.
0:25 pff-
2:11 lmao
2:27 And 2:33
2:56 AHHH-
3:38 oh no-
4:46 again 5:10
5:13 and 5:44
5:47 oop-
5:55 omg thats a lot.
Idk why you bother to read this ->-
4:00 technoblade
"Not even worried about it" gives off the same energy as Techno's "Not even close"
Ranboo: Bread, bread, bread, more bread
My sister who loves bread: BROTHER?
WHAT DO U WANT FROOOM MEEEEEEEEEE, STOP EATING MY BROTHERSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
3:00 technoblade
yee
"Smack her with the steak" - Ranboo out of context (lmao)
“Oh you..” *bouncy thing jumps off* “okk...”
the one person who dislikes is in the upside down trying too like