Making American Food in a Place That is NOT America

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  • @erma9055
    @erma9055 2 роки тому +3310

    “how is it”
    “it tastes like a lot of calories”
    *”good”*

  • @qxia_3142
    @qxia_3142 2 роки тому +1347

    "You know your country?"
    "..yeah?"
    "IT SUCKS"
    - RanbooLive, 2021

    • @gigamundchadwickthe3rdesqu468
      @gigamundchadwickthe3rdesqu468 2 роки тому +4

      Finally found the comment

    • @bleh883
      @bleh883 2 роки тому +12

      he just reenacted the American revolution

    • @unkwn_gcha925
      @unkwn_gcha925 2 роки тому +3

      @@bleh883 PLZ...😭✋

    • @bleh883
      @bleh883 2 роки тому +3

      @@unkwn_gcha925 am i wrong :)

    • @winterduck1417
      @winterduck1417 Місяць тому

      @@bleh883i’m watching this while i’m procrastinating on my presentation about the American revolution…stop haunting me America 😞

  • @Jellyo_gaming
    @Jellyo_gaming Рік тому +381

    Ranboo: *just upset that the buns aren’t pre cut* one second *walks to tubbo* HEY
    Tubbo: *screams* what
    Ranboo: you know your country?
    Tubbo: yea…
    Ranboo: IT SUCKS
    Tubbo: oh-

    • @Jay_Dub123
      @Jay_Dub123 10 місяців тому +2

      We watched the video too 😑

    • @Batty89
      @Batty89 3 місяці тому +3

      Best line ever😂

    • @Kathwin-ln9gz
      @Kathwin-ln9gz 22 дні тому

      I could not stop laughing at that line 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @svguruu
    @svguruu Рік тому +1110

    as an american this is horrifyingly accurate

  • @Fiizy
    @Fiizy 2 роки тому +5080

    Good at being tall, good at being a chef, good at being a plushy.. bUiLt DiFfErEnT

  • @sunstruckk
    @sunstruckk 2 роки тому +1912

    “So my friend won’t die”
    2 seconds later: “Is there plastic on there? It’s fine whatever”

  • @Noidealmao10
    @Noidealmao10 11 місяців тому +101

    Ranboo being scared: “it’s moving on it’s own!”
    Also Ranboo: “I MIGHT HAVE TO FIGHT YOU!”
    Me: “god help me”

  • @Charlotte-iz1mr
    @Charlotte-iz1mr Рік тому +44

    ranboo: “did y’all see that- it’s- it’s moving on its own”
    also ranboo: *grabs spatula to protect himself*
    the scissors: am i THAT bad

  • @eucliid2370
    @eucliid2370 2 роки тому +1527

    Ah yes, the three stages of the universe:
    American
    *American*
    ‘Merican.

  • @a_w31rd03
    @a_w31rd03 2 роки тому +1936

    “God help me” you already killed god with a CAKE. He won’t help.

  • @ambermihm-andrew
    @ambermihm-andrew Рік тому +85

    Ranboo: “He doesn’t like cheese on his cheeseburger” also ranboo: *puts two slices of cheese on the cheeseburger*

  • @vivienszmolnik5576
    @vivienszmolnik5576 9 місяців тому +9

    Ranboo : Oh that wasn't a smart idea to put my full hand on the-
    Also Ranboo : *Puts his hand on it again*

  • @allenlecorre
    @allenlecorre 2 роки тому +1685

    *smacks hand on grill*
    Ranboo: “I shouldn’t have done that that was a really bad idea.”
    **proceeds to smack grill again**

    • @-kaizen-4968
      @-kaizen-4968 2 роки тому +3

      i was say something abt that-

    • @ranbo0
      @ranbo0 2 роки тому +1

      ranboo moment

    • @javencummins1426
      @javencummins1426 2 роки тому +1

      He just kept his hand one it.

    • @kingalice_
      @kingalice_ 2 роки тому

      @Gabs he did it more than twise

  • @JustMe-lx1im
    @JustMe-lx1im 2 роки тому +4635

    Ranboo: **Brings out gun**
    Me: "Ah yes, it's not American without a gun"

  • @Frog-girl-
    @Frog-girl- 10 місяців тому +9

    “I slap my MEAT on the grill like every red blood I have blood” got me dying of laughter

  • @Baloaney._.
    @Baloaney._. 9 місяців тому +6

    “Two times the cheese, two times the disease. WOO!”
    - Ranboo, July 16, 2021

  • @bL00dc0R3_xx
    @bL00dc0R3_xx 2 роки тому +4726

    "Where's the seasoning?"
    "Guess what buddy, this is America, you get KETCHUP."

    • @heartstxpper
      @heartstxpper 2 роки тому +107

      Please tell me people don't put seasoning on their hot dogs...
      I'm not American but yeah

    • @arabellasmagictricks8436
      @arabellasmagictricks8436 2 роки тому +62

      me, who likes salt and pepper on my American food: 👀

    • @kae41
      @kae41 2 роки тому +76

      and honestly,,, _hes not wrong and i hate it here_

    • @PanFroggo14
      @PanFroggo14 2 роки тому +89

      Really depends on where in America. We’re a very weird country

    • @egh__
      @egh__ 2 роки тому +60

      As an American who hates ketchup, I’m disgusted by the people of my country

  • @melvinewx6608
    @melvinewx6608 2 роки тому +956

    The word "American" just existing:
    Ranboo: "It's my time to shine."

  • @p1xelpuke
    @p1xelpuke Рік тому +86

    8:01 that made me laugh so hard 💀

  • @ItsTangey
    @ItsTangey 11 місяців тому +13

    Can we just appreciate the fact that Ranboo used the correct knife to cut the buns

  • @padma6182
    @padma6182 2 роки тому +1944

    "Two times the cheese, two times the disease."
    - Ranboo, The Art of American (2021)

  • @leticiaperez9543
    @leticiaperez9543 2 роки тому +823

    “I can feel my cholesterol rising”
    *that’s how you know it’s certified American food*

  • @Humanbeing071
    @Humanbeing071 Рік тому +11

    Anyone else watched this video so many times that u can quote it word for word? 💀

  • @lordofmushrooms8804
    @lordofmushrooms8804 Рік тому +14

    They should make a cooking show called:
    *Does He Know What He’s Doing?*
    And the first line should always be:
    *no, I don’t know what I’m doing, but let’s do it ANYWAY!*

  • @privatesectorsec
    @privatesectorsec 2 роки тому +1904

    “That still looks like it has plastic on it”
    That means it’s good American cheese

    • @angeredfish141
      @angeredfish141 2 роки тому +43

      It’s better if it is made of plastic

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 2 роки тому +17

      @@angeredfish141 no, it's just more American

    • @zoegulk2707
      @zoegulk2707 2 роки тому +5

      I-

    • @childharvester8131
      @childharvester8131 2 роки тому +21

      True authentic American cheese

    • @kermybird5094
      @kermybird5094 2 роки тому +9

      I'm from Wisconsin. And I can confidently say that I am having a mental breakdown right now.

  • @SirPablito
    @SirPablito 2 роки тому +2377

    ''I shouldn't have put my hand on the grill''
    _proceeds to place his hand to the grill again_

    • @lolbit_lm3082
      @lolbit_lm3082 2 роки тому +1

      HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHSHAHAHAHAHHA

    • @afeefali1505
      @afeefali1505 2 роки тому

      @@lolbit_lm3082 ha

    • @ooblecklover
      @ooblecklover 2 роки тому +2

      @@lolbit_lm3082
      AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
      AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
      AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
      AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    • @ooblecklover
      @ooblecklover 2 роки тому +1

      okay im done😁.

    • @ethrealgant8838
      @ethrealgant8838 2 роки тому

      Haha so funny

  • @Inyanga_
    @Inyanga_ 11 місяців тому +8

    Ranboo: Compares himself to someone in their mid 50s who has given up on like
    Also Ranboo: "But my shirt has corgis on it"

    • @Inyanga_
      @Inyanga_ 11 місяців тому

      I just love how whenever he can't remember the name of something he decides to give it a new name, one no one has ever dared to think about before XD

  • @AC_21
    @AC_21 9 місяців тому +3

    "I probably shouldn't put my had on this"
    Puts hand on it again

  • @er3n._.
    @er3n._. 2 роки тому +1556

    All 7 billion people: "One apple a day, keeps the doctor away"
    That one guy called Ranboo/b: "2 times the cheese, 2 times the disease WHOO"

    • @mehhehhe
      @mehhehhe 2 роки тому +6

      Lol

    • @ACheateryearsago
      @ACheateryearsago 2 роки тому +18

      Doctor a day keeps the apple away

    • @BluRobyn
      @BluRobyn 2 роки тому +3

      it's the WHOO for me /pos

    • @ReaTheReal
      @ReaTheReal 2 роки тому +2

      WHOO

    • @hogwartsdemon4525
      @hogwartsdemon4525 2 роки тому

      Me at 3 am finding the cheese in the fridge XD
      Ranboo has the best quotes in history tbh.

  • @alainagabrielson9228
    @alainagabrielson9228 2 роки тому +628

    Ranboo:"You know your country"
    Tubbo:"Yes"
    Ranboo: "it sucks"
    Tubbo: "oh"

    • @aleahtrujillo3824
      @aleahtrujillo3824 2 роки тому +3

      LMFOA

    • @evernight6299
      @evernight6299 2 роки тому +19

      What was even funnier was the fact that he completely startled tubbo in the process 😁

    • @skyesilver705
      @skyesilver705 2 роки тому +3

      I took that personally as well :( English Demigirl~

  • @waynekirby6026
    @waynekirby6026 Рік тому +4

    8:20 had me laughing ranboo was ready to fight with a sausage with a spatula

  • @-sunflowerwolf-
    @-sunflowerwolf- 3 місяці тому +5

    Ranboo:"And we also have a-"
    *proceeds to slap the grill*
    Ranboo:"i shouldn't not put my full hand in the grill"
    *Does it again but slower and like 10 times more after*

  • @JepexOfficial
    @JepexOfficial 2 роки тому +19769

    those phases made no sense but also made sense at the same time

    • @Local--Idiot
      @Local--Idiot 2 роки тому +167

      So its American?

    • @boopbloopin8720
      @boopbloopin8720 2 роки тому +167

      The third tier AMERICAN. I've seen and had before, I was sick for three days after it.
      Edit: so I leave for not even a full 24 hours and suddenly you guys get these many likes! First off, you guys are crazy. Second, thank you all so much for this. Third, deep fried beef and hotdog I have had before, at the same time but not together. Bleh

    • @kittykatrat1474
      @kittykatrat1474 2 роки тому +40

      that's called being american

    • @bonelessmice6828
      @bonelessmice6828 2 роки тому +18

      pee pee in the maccy chee chee

    • @bathtubs.
      @bathtubs. 2 роки тому +23

      only americans can understand

  • @ava8594
    @ava8594 2 роки тому +2283

    “Did y’all see that?”
    Spoken like a true American

  • @mr.poyo218
    @mr.poyo218 Рік тому +7

    "I really hope that this is cooked, because if it's not my friend will DIE."
    ~Ranboo

  • @1di0syncr4zy
    @1di0syncr4zy Рік тому +3

    Tubbo: dying
    Ranboo: Nice

  • @potatoking3760
    @potatoking3760 2 роки тому +723

    “I am dressed like someone in their mid-50s and has given up on life” well that must be one stylish 50 year old

    • @crowe3630
      @crowe3630 2 роки тому +5

      My grandpa wears Hawaiian shirts, and he's 50

    • @chiarruzini1191
      @chiarruzini1191 Місяць тому

      ​@@crowe3630 what a cool grandpa then

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax 2 роки тому +27313

    It’s all fun and games until Ranboo deep fries a Twinkie and sells it to the local Starbucks under the alias of Florida Man

    • @astro5164
      @astro5164 2 роки тому +375

      I understood and didn't understand that at the same time

    • @archer60x43
      @archer60x43 2 роки тому +110

      Why do I see you one almost every video?!

    • @kae41
      @kae41 2 роки тому +252

      HOLY SHIT YOUVE FIGURED IT OUT,,, COULD THE REASON RANBOO IS SO POWERFUL BE BECAUSE HE IS ALSO FLORIDA MAN

    • @jeaicfolan883
      @jeaicfolan883 2 роки тому +48

      What does this even mean?

    • @honey_vee7096
      @honey_vee7096 2 роки тому +62

      Ah like the deep fried Mars Bars we sell in chippies in Scotland

  • @Fae63
    @Fae63 Рік тому +5

    “Sometimes in life things look burnt. Ya know what I say? Cook it more, babeyy!” -Ranboo, 2021

  • @Ur_gurl_Kaee
    @Ur_gurl_Kaee 9 місяців тому +3

    13:51 *pulls out nerf gun from literally no where*
    Ranboo:GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN OUT!
    and the fact that his mask is in makes it a little less scary lol

  • @rizquartz
    @rizquartz 2 роки тому +1784

    “2 times the cheese, 2 times the disease” LMFAO NOW THATS A QUOTE

    • @SaarimPlayz
      @SaarimPlayz 2 роки тому +5

      XD

    • @eo6417
      @eo6417 2 роки тому +6

      IT GOT ME WHEN HE DID THE LIL DANCY DANCE AFTER 😭

    • @justamberish
      @justamberish 2 роки тому +2

      IKR

    • @Coconut997
      @Coconut997 2 роки тому +3

      When i read it ranboo literally said it-

    • @Aguywandering
      @Aguywandering 2 роки тому

      That’s going in the quote book!

  • @meg9599
    @meg9599 2 роки тому +2508

    This entire video is just:
    God: “Ranboo, no.”
    Ranboo: “Ranboo, yes.”

    • @lucyoppenheim1714
      @lucyoppenheim1714 2 роки тому +14

      @George Washington bruh what stfu

    • @_apsis
      @_apsis 2 роки тому +4

      @George Washington that’s nice

    • @lucyoppenheim1714
      @lucyoppenheim1714 2 роки тому +3

      @rishano chhanai oh mk

    • @KadenBreak
      @KadenBreak 2 роки тому +18

      Also, "TUBBO"

    • @gldendays8401
      @gldendays8401 2 роки тому +11

      @George Washington Aren't you dead? How tf do you know what happened?

  • @NamineIsnobody-is3qx
    @NamineIsnobody-is3qx 11 місяців тому +2

    Ranboo: "I might have to fight you!
    Hotdog be like: "sure, I came in peace"

  • @ADRIANOCHILIN
    @ADRIANOCHILIN Місяць тому +1

    Ranboo:TUBBO
    (Tubbo appears out of nowhere)
    Ranboo slowely turns towards him
    Ranboo: for you 😊

  • @imarson_404_2
    @imarson_404_2 2 роки тому +772

    “I really hope
    This is cooked
    Cos if it’s not
    My friend with *die* ”
    Such a motivational jingle

    • @pr1s_m136
      @pr1s_m136 2 роки тому

      I'd pay for that line to become a full song

  • @LemonHere
    @LemonHere 2 роки тому +2088

    “2x the cheese”
    “2x the disease”
    Literally died on that one lmao

    • @coco_chapman8313
      @coco_chapman8313 2 роки тому +23

      I hadn’t watched that part in the video yet and I screamed ‘THE CHEESE THE CHEESE THE DISEASE THE DISEASE’ 💃

    • @LemonHere
      @LemonHere 2 роки тому +4

      Lmao

    • @LemonHere
      @LemonHere 2 роки тому +4

      Holy shit why so many like tysm

    • @LemonHere
      @LemonHere 2 роки тому +4

      Likes*

    • @noteasports2555
      @noteasports2555 2 роки тому +3

      have we met before LemOnGrease?

  • @flutegamer3000
    @flutegamer3000 2 місяці тому +1

    Ranboo: That looks burnt
    Carrys on cooking it

  • @microwavedbutter2132
    @microwavedbutter2132 2 роки тому +737

    Ranboo: Posts after 4 months
    Society: *Everybody liked that*

    • @Jk-hm8pb
      @Jk-hm8pb 2 роки тому +3

      @Olivia Fraioli we have just given up at this point

  • @katemcbridee
    @katemcbridee 2 роки тому +836

    "American food isn't necessarily the food itself, but it's how you create it and how just absolutely trashy it can get."
    -Ranboo, July 16, 2021.

    • @phantomfox9556
      @phantomfox9556 2 роки тому +9

      Well he’s not wrong😆

    • @Petrichorfull
      @Petrichorfull 2 роки тому +7

      It’s about the 👌👌vibes👌👌

    • @DarkAngel1117_
      @DarkAngel1117_ 2 роки тому +13

      can confirm as an american

    • @davv6628
      @davv6628 2 роки тому

      Isn't it the 17th tho-?

    • @childharvester8131
      @childharvester8131 2 роки тому

      “America food essentially isn’t food
      It’s plastic with flavour”

  • @user-od3jj4cv6v
    @user-od3jj4cv6v 10 місяців тому +1

    ranboo "its moving on its own! did you see that?!"
    also ranboo " I may have to fight you!"

  • @Dcreativekid04
    @Dcreativekid04 10 місяців тому +1

    "i shouldn't have pit my full hand on that, that was... Not a good idea-"
    *Continues to put full hand on the pan*

  • @Dinklenutts
    @Dinklenutts 2 роки тому +2665

    “there is no seasoning, just ketchup” NO CAUSE HES NOT WRONG

  • @annieann8560
    @annieann8560 2 роки тому +1683

    So we have:
    “GET OUT OF MY HALLWAY”
    “GET OUT OF MY PLAYZONE”
    and now we have “GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN”

    • @sweetkaendy4378
      @sweetkaendy4378 2 роки тому +27

      Harry Styles?🤣🤣

    • @ScarletBiscuit
      @ScarletBiscuit 2 роки тому +17

      That man now owns the house- ._.

    • @Seraphyyx
      @Seraphyyx 2 роки тому +23

      At this point it’s just “GET OUT”

    • @hetmens8856
      @hetmens8856 2 роки тому +3

      Timestamp? From “get out of my kitchen”

    • @originalnomore
      @originalnomore 2 роки тому +1

      @@hetmens8856 13:46 is the start of it, the get out of my kitchen is 10-20 secs after.

  • @Hithere-mindif-u-shutup
    @Hithere-mindif-u-shutup 8 місяців тому +1

    “2 times the cheese, 2 times the disease.”
    -Ranboo, 2021

  • @bean_opportunity7114
    @bean_opportunity7114 Рік тому +3

    "this is america, ya know what your getting? K E T C H U P"

  • @MafiaG343
    @MafiaG343 2 роки тому +2956

    Alternative title: tall American Enderman's head almost hits the celing while cooking super 'americanly' for his small British friend in a 50 year old divorced dad cosplay

  • @Kam-zu6qv
    @Kam-zu6qv 2 роки тому +933

    “American food isn’t necessarily the food itself, but it’s how you create it and how absolutely trashy it can get!”
    This is such a true fact, and such a wonderful quote

    • @colbysmith2460
      @colbysmith2460 2 роки тому

      i have genuinely never seen tangy cheese Doritos or ketchup cheetos in my entire life (I'm an american) so i completely disagree that the phase two and phase three dishes were american

    • @arubikcubethatshouldnthave4440
      @arubikcubethatshouldnthave4440 2 роки тому

      food

    • @Kam-zu6qv
      @Kam-zu6qv 2 роки тому

      @@colbysmith2460 I’ve never seen theme either lol(I’m also American) but ya know what they are probably somewhere at a very cheap price

  • @aridadventure5018
    @aridadventure5018 6 місяців тому +1

    "My cholesterol is rising"
    " *That's a number you want up* "
    I CANT BRO 💀

  • @abeeduofan2011
    @abeeduofan2011 Рік тому +3

    Ranboo: "falls" LoOk aT tHosE bAd boYs !

  • @I_hope_I_dont_fall
    @I_hope_I_dont_fall 2 роки тому +1635

    Ranboo literally gives me "divorced dad using cooking as a coping mechanism" vibes 😭🤚

    • @wheelersconverse
      @wheelersconverse 2 роки тому +27

      HE DOESSS

    • @virginianpeddler8911
      @virginianpeddler8911 2 роки тому +23

      Him and Quackity should cook together one day. Double the energy

    • @milomantellassi
      @milomantellassi 2 роки тому +9

      the accuracy of this comment scares me

    • @coolit7496
      @coolit7496 2 роки тому +11

      It’s the “I know what I’m doing” dad vibes he gives off the entire time 😭

    • @that_one_mha_fan6312
      @that_one_mha_fan6312 2 роки тому +1

      Hey, weren't you the one on Rexter's live stream earlier?

  • @pineappleking6096
    @pineappleking6096 2 роки тому +1968

    “Probably shouldn’t have put my full hand on the grill that was not a smart idea” *says while his full hand is on grill*

  • @PeachStarzVods
    @PeachStarzVods 10 місяців тому +2

    “2 times the cheese“
    “2 times to disease“
    “WOO”

  • @lauryns5780
    @lauryns5780 Рік тому

    Bro why is this soo accurate
    And the way tubo said “ I can feel my cholesterol rising” IS PERFECT

  • @OZBALLZ_
    @OZBALLZ_ 2 роки тому +2244

    “Now let’s get our taste tester.”
    “TUBBO!”
    *“What the [****] is going on?”*

  • @ibeticanhatemyselfmorethat3987
    @ibeticanhatemyselfmorethat3987 2 роки тому +2651

    The “y’all” really shows other Americans how American someone is

    • @krazykid1540
      @krazykid1540 2 роки тому +59

      It really does, doesn't it
      Also, me being an American myself, I'm sometimes scared of my family

    • @chiltonwalk.temppp
      @chiltonwalk.temppp 2 роки тому +59

      me reading this: *yall cant do this to me*
      disclaimer: im not American

    • @ririiiii0
      @ririiiii0 2 роки тому +3

      @@rat6471 Sameeee

    • @OhsweetOhno
      @OhsweetOhno 2 роки тому +32

      The more an American says “y’all” the more they assert their dominance over other Americans.
      Trust me, I’m American

    • @saige1707
      @saige1707 2 роки тому +4

      AHHHHHH IM AN AMERICAN NOW GOODBYE CANADIANISM

  • @user-zc7vn2ih9n
    @user-zc7vn2ih9n 3 місяці тому +2

    Ranboo: 2 TIME THE CHEESE 2 TIMES THE DISEASE!
    *dancy dancy dance* WOO!

  • @AAXXY..
    @AAXXY.. 7 місяців тому +1

    “ no seasoning, just KETCHUP! “ -😂❤ I thought he was going to say salt😢

  • @oatmeal_doodles8114
    @oatmeal_doodles8114 2 роки тому +1476

    Alt title: Ranboo being American while Tubbo hates on us

  • @eevee420
    @eevee420 2 роки тому +984

    "Get out of my kitchen"
    He says, as it is in fact Tubbo's kitchen.

    • @kae41
      @kae41 2 роки тому +69

      ranboos kitchen now

    • @angelopouIos
      @angelopouIos 2 роки тому +91

      with the amount of time he's spent trapped in that kitchen, it might as well be his

    • @zombie2401
      @zombie2401 2 роки тому +11

      Pfft tubbo owning something tubbo is a slav he merely supervises

    • @wheelersconverse
      @wheelersconverse 2 роки тому +11

      The amount of times tubbo has forced him to stay in the kitchen he has the right to say tha

    • @atreeseedling
      @atreeseedling 2 роки тому +7

      *Colonisation be like*

  • @user-yk3bo6rs5y
    @user-yk3bo6rs5y 4 місяці тому +2

    “Double the cheese double the desease” lol lmao

  • @R3i___.
    @R3i___. Рік тому +1

    Ranboo- oh that was not a good idea to put my hand on the grill
    Also ranboo- proceads to do it again and again

  • @jasonruiz4067
    @jasonruiz4067 2 роки тому +3102

    “Taste likes a lot of calories” the taste of America

  • @willow5773
    @willow5773 2 роки тому +629

    “Two times the cheese, two times the disease- WOO”
    -ranboo 2021

    • @essa_pizza
      @essa_pizza 2 роки тому +1

      WOOO

    • @lanalla
      @lanalla 2 роки тому +4

      as a lactose intolerant person, i felt that

  • @vinxdosethings
    @vinxdosethings Місяць тому +1

    "i should not have put my full hand" *dose it again*"on the girll"

  • @Luna-0233
    @Luna-0233 9 місяців тому +1

    the way ranboo said stage 3, *AMERICAN.* just made me want to spontaneousley bust out the cooler of bud light and go hunt some deer with the boys

  • @Gueni2053
    @Gueni2053 2 роки тому +1642

    Alternate title: Ranboo’s third attempt at killing/disappointing God by making weird food.

  • @itsandynl9884
    @itsandynl9884 2 роки тому +878

    Ranboo: “put that back” “put that back”
    Tubbo: “make me”
    *ranboo grabs a gun*
    *tubbo aurwggg*

    • @hifz7547
      @hifz7547 2 роки тому +9

      AMERICAA

    • @soto7654
      @soto7654 2 роки тому +6

      Just America

    • @goodcontent420
      @goodcontent420 2 роки тому +3

      AGAAGAHHAAHAHAGGAHHAHAGAGAGHHGGGHHGHGAGAGAAAAAHHa

    • @_boxhead-person_646
      @_boxhead-person_646 2 роки тому +2

      My sibling said "GLIZZY" when tubbo put it all in his mouth (I think it was a sasuge tho)
      Here take some blue 🔵🔵🔵🔵

    • @remi-gw7en
      @remi-gw7en 2 роки тому +1

      @@_boxhead-person_646 ...

  • @Monoeditz
    @Monoeditz 10 місяців тому +2

    Ranboo: “Hey!”
    Me: “Yeah?”
    Ranboo: “You know your country?”
    Me: “Yes.”
    Ranboo: “It Sucks!”
    Me: “Agreed.”

  • @Eli_innit
    @Eli_innit 8 місяців тому +1

    Tubbo-"MAKE ME!"
    *shoots with nerf gun*
    Ranboo-"GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN."

  • @james2540
    @james2540 2 роки тому +1361

    "Tubbo, taste this" **hands burger**
    "This tastes like a lot of calories.."
    *_Okay, this is definitely american food._*

    • @mccormick2085
      @mccormick2085 2 роки тому +9

      Yea

    • @parkerhodges8951
      @parkerhodges8951 2 роки тому +18

      If it tastes like a lot of calories, you're doing something right

    • @khushiesharma6856
      @khushiesharma6856 2 роки тому +4

      Oh yeah definitely

    • @X_minamy_X
      @X_minamy_X 2 роки тому +5

      Yup that's the American way

    • @Rubisw
      @Rubisw 2 роки тому

      Brazilian food probably has a lot more calories, it's hard to understand

  • @_rat_5758
    @_rat_5758 2 роки тому +1114

    “I am dressed like someone in their mid 50’s who has completely given up on life....exept MY shirt has corgis on it.”
    Ah yes, so dressed like Quackity /hj /lh

  • @bpeantagonist1877
    @bpeantagonist1877 Рік тому +3

    Ramboo: *slaps the to of the grill
    Ramboo: "ohh that was not a smart idea *proceeds to put hand back on grill
    Ramboo: "I put my hole hand on the grill"
    *Slowly removed hand
    Me:" WTF "

  • @SunnyDthedrink
    @SunnyDthedrink Рік тому +1

    Ranboo: I should not have put my full hand on top of the grill
    also him while saying that : -puts his hand on top of the grill-

  • @faith_m05
    @faith_m05 2 роки тому +436

    “i probably shouldn’t have put my whole hand on the grill”
    chefboo proceeds to put his hand on the grill again

    • @a.y5446
      @a.y5446 2 роки тому +1

      well, that's chefboo for you!

  • @ratcrackers3869
    @ratcrackers3869 2 роки тому +1388

    "The buns don't come pre-cut" spoken like a true american

    • @ghoul3070
      @ghoul3070 2 роки тому +38

      ARE YOU BRITISH?? CSN YOU CONFIRM OR DENY IF YOU LIVE LIKE THAT???? THATS HORRIBLE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELVES

    • @randomperson2559
      @randomperson2559 2 роки тому +15

      @@ghoul3070 FR LIKE WHAT THE HECK

    • @Unknown-oz1ll
      @Unknown-oz1ll 2 роки тому +11

      @@ghoul3070 I'm mexican and the buns don't come pre-cut here either

    • @randomperson2559
      @randomperson2559 2 роки тому +31

      @@Unknown-oz1ll i thought every country had pre cut buns 😭🤚 i need to educate myself bahaha

    • @kayleighrose
      @kayleighrose 2 роки тому +10

      @@ghoul3070 it's not pre cut in Australia too

  • @Aceyyyyyyyyy
    @Aceyyyyyyyyy 11 місяців тому +1

    Tubbo: it tastes like a lot of calories
    Ranboo: *pause* good :D

  • @Itz_S0up
    @Itz_S0up Рік тому +1

    ranboo: that looks nice and BURNT
    *cooks it more*

  • @DeadFawn
    @DeadFawn 2 роки тому +358

    "I have blood, that's for sure"
    Sounds like something someone with no blood would say, that's mighty s u s of you sir

    • @Robin-hh5qo
      @Robin-hh5qo 2 роки тому +10

      "I have bones
      This is my brain bone"

  • @melchoraquinogasmen9337
    @melchoraquinogasmen9337 2 роки тому +570

    "2 times the cheese, 2 times the disease"
    -ranboo trying to kill a friend

  • @xxx_coco
    @xxx_coco 10 місяців тому +2

    “I really hope this is cooked cuz if it’s not then my friend will die” -Ranboo 🤣

  • @Lucy-eu7yj
    @Lucy-eu7yj 6 місяців тому +1

    Ranboo -- that's burnt
    Also ranboo -- Cook it more

  • @atyourmomshouse7896
    @atyourmomshouse7896 2 роки тому +1138

    Everyone else: Where is the seasoning?
    Ranboo: *Laughs in American*

    • @a_derpy_pers0n655
      @a_derpy_pers0n655 2 роки тому +30

      ✨ Ketchup ✨ or if you are in the East of America then ✨ Mustard ✨

    • @miles5786
      @miles5786 2 роки тому +11

      I’m American and literally just take the hotdog out of the pack and microwave it throw some ketchup and mustard on and boom my dinner

    • @ellariemer3783
      @ellariemer3783 2 роки тому +5

      This is incredibly relatable

    • @REVLZM
      @REVLZM 2 роки тому +1

      As an American I love spices on my food

    • @LingRu
      @LingRu 2 роки тому

      @@REVLZM no

  • @cbry
    @cbry 2 роки тому +19513

    i like how he talks with his hands

    • @cinnarinlive5293
      @cinnarinlive5293 2 роки тому +92

      first comment at a verified person poggg

    • @kacie5145
      @kacie5145 2 роки тому +35

      second comment at a verified person pog

    • @aviva7795
      @aviva7795 2 роки тому +69

      wHaTs Up ChEcKmArK?

    • @comrade7134
      @comrade7134 2 роки тому +10

      👁👄👁

    • @meganpowell2565
      @meganpowell2565 2 роки тому +9

      Hello verified person! ;w;

  • @Evie2Lyn
    @Evie2Lyn 9 місяців тому +1

    Ranboo: I shouldn’t have put my hand on the top of a grill
    Also Them: *puts their hand on the grill*

  • @Cookies_World
    @Cookies_World 10 місяців тому +2

    Me: “As an American, the only thing that can make this more American is if you have a gun-”
    *Ranboo pulls out a gun*
    Me:” Well there ya go!”

  • @shrimpluvsu5881
    @shrimpluvsu5881 2 роки тому +706

    “Seasoning??PFFFFFFTTTTTT”
    The truest thing I’ve ever heard an American say

    • @thrivingtunes
      @thrivingtunes 2 роки тому +4

      We do season our foods dude- '-'

    • @cornflakes8358
      @cornflakes8358 2 роки тому +20

      @@thrivingtunes as an American I would like to disprove your statement

    • @aubhiphiphot5306
      @aubhiphiphot5306 2 роки тому +2

      My mom is American but the rest of my family is German and like she seasons the food so idk

    • @i_am_a_brick_7119
      @i_am_a_brick_7119 2 роки тому +3

      @@cornflakes8358 as another american, i do season my food

    • @nerocarias842
      @nerocarias842 2 роки тому +3

      Im glad I'm not the only one who puts chips in their lol

  • @himynameisangel110
    @himynameisangel110 2 роки тому +953

    **shoots nerf gun**
    *“GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN”*
    *“OUT”*
    - Ranboo, 2021

    • @miyahhh5603
      @miyahhh5603 2 роки тому +1

      @Coco lmao I was gonna say that

    • @crowe3630
      @crowe3630 2 роки тому +11

      Ah yes, the words of any American mother that's cooking

    • @bernadette6553
      @bernadette6553 2 роки тому

      Why did i think of harry styles -

    • @geraldlang6537
      @geraldlang6537 2 роки тому +1

      NEW KITCHEN GUN, SPARKLES LIKE NEW

  • @mixergamer300
    @mixergamer300 11 місяців тому +2

    9:40
    Ranboo: 2 times the cheese
    2times the disease
    WOO

  • @Micha_IsNotSilly
    @Micha_IsNotSilly 8 місяців тому +2

    JUST CAME BACK HERE TO SAY THAT MY TEACHER TOLD MY CLASS THAT EACH STUDENT WILL MAKE A POSTER WITH THEIR FAVOURITE QUOTES AND FACTS ABOUT US. I ADDED "2 TIMES THE CHEESE, 2 TIMES THE DISEASE!" TO MY POSTER AND I'M PROUD.

    • @MeaghanDivico
      @MeaghanDivico 8 місяців тому

      Heh nice Micha :) my favorite Ranboo quote is “if the crown fits, wear it” 👑

  • @amayas.3630
    @amayas.3630 2 роки тому +542

    Best Ranboo cooking lines:
    - Actually I do mind having my soul taken. *I would prefer to keep my soul*
    - This is America. We use ketchup.
    - I really want to add the cinnamon roll
    -Two times the cheese, two times the disease