Making American Food in a Place That is NOT America
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- Опубліковано 15 лип 2021
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I am in the UK now, so I decided to make the most American food possible to feel more at home. Subscribe for more amazing American meals.
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I say dumb things
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“how is it”
“it tastes like a lot of calories”
*”good”*
Just like American food is supposed to
sheeeesh 🦭
That's the taste of America food
Wow... Poor burger
Thats American food for you.
"You know your country?"
"..yeah?"
"IT SUCKS"
- RanbooLive, 2021
Finally found the comment
he just reenacted the American revolution
@@bleh883 PLZ...😭✋
@@unkwn_gcha925 am i wrong :)
@@bleh883i’m watching this while i’m procrastinating on my presentation about the American revolution…stop haunting me America 😞
Ranboo: *just upset that the buns aren’t pre cut* one second *walks to tubbo* HEY
Tubbo: *screams* what
Ranboo: you know your country?
Tubbo: yea…
Ranboo: IT SUCKS
Tubbo: oh-
We watched the video too 😑
Best line ever😂
I could not stop laughing at that line 🤣🤣🤣🤣
as an american this is horrifyingly accurate
i know 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ikr
How can this comment be any wrong?
As an American I find this mildly offensive, I would expect nothing less from King Boober
Yes yes I love a good double cheeseburger
Good at being tall, good at being a chef, good at being a plushy.. bUiLt DiFfErEnT
Fiizy?
yes
Fax
Hi fiizy
Built long
“So my friend won’t die”
2 seconds later: “Is there plastic on there? It’s fine whatever”
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Murcia
Ikr😂😂
ranboo moment
Ranboo being scared: “it’s moving on it’s own!”
Also Ranboo: “I MIGHT HAVE TO FIGHT YOU!”
Me: “god help me”
Me every time be like:
This is any and every Ranboo video.
@@I-defeted-Europe-in-1346 yep-
@@D-day_danny LMAO
ranboo: “did y’all see that- it’s- it’s moving on its own”
also ranboo: *grabs spatula to protect himself*
the scissors: am i THAT bad
Ah yes, the three stages of the universe:
American
*American*
‘Merican.
My teacher says it like that- he isn’t even trying at this point mate
Yes.
Then you have MURICA FUCK YE
Merica
𝙻𝚘𝚕
“God help me” you already killed god with a CAKE. He won’t help.
Fr tho
not he wont, he *cant*
Ye
Lmao
+ destroyed his grave with dogburger
Ranboo: “He doesn’t like cheese on his cheeseburger” also ranboo: *puts two slices of cheese on the cheeseburger*
It was for him to eat not tubbo
Ranboo : Oh that wasn't a smart idea to put my full hand on the-
Also Ranboo : *Puts his hand on it again*
*smacks hand on grill*
Ranboo: “I shouldn’t have done that that was a really bad idea.”
**proceeds to smack grill again**
i was say something abt that-
ranboo moment
He just kept his hand one it.
@Gabs he did it more than twise
Ranboo: **Brings out gun**
Me: "Ah yes, it's not American without a gun"
Yep
It's never american if it don't had gun
Or school
thats true-
@@addisynvaske6598 omg XD
“I slap my MEAT on the grill like every red blood I have blood” got me dying of laughter
“Two times the cheese, two times the disease. WOO!”
- Ranboo, July 16, 2021
"Where's the seasoning?"
"Guess what buddy, this is America, you get KETCHUP."
Please tell me people don't put seasoning on their hot dogs...
I'm not American but yeah
me, who likes salt and pepper on my American food: 👀
and honestly,,, _hes not wrong and i hate it here_
Really depends on where in America. We’re a very weird country
As an American who hates ketchup, I’m disgusted by the people of my country
The word "American" just existing:
Ranboo: "It's my time to shine."
How do you have 503 likes in 17 minutes I’m confuzzled
It’s free real-estate
@@wheelersconverse AHAHA IDEK, BUT IM NOT DISSAPOINTED 😌
Torture a UK boy
Nobody:
Tubbo (exists)
8:01 that made me laugh so hard 💀
for me 9:39
It keeps getting me
Can we just appreciate the fact that Ranboo used the correct knife to cut the buns
"Two times the cheese, two times the disease."
- Ranboo, The Art of American (2021)
lol 😂
Woo
such an inspirational quote :')
Y E S
_WOO!_
“I can feel my cholesterol rising”
*that’s how you know it’s certified American food*
exactly
Anyone else watched this video so many times that u can quote it word for word? 💀
They should make a cooking show called:
*Does He Know What He’s Doing?*
And the first line should always be:
*no, I don’t know what I’m doing, but let’s do it ANYWAY!*
lmao
“That still looks like it has plastic on it”
That means it’s good American cheese
It’s better if it is made of plastic
@@angeredfish141 no, it's just more American
I-
True authentic American cheese
I'm from Wisconsin. And I can confidently say that I am having a mental breakdown right now.
''I shouldn't have put my hand on the grill''
_proceeds to place his hand to the grill again_
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHSHAHAHAHAHHA
@@lolbit_lm3082 ha
@@lolbit_lm3082
AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
okay im done😁.
Haha so funny
Ranboo: Compares himself to someone in their mid 50s who has given up on like
Also Ranboo: "But my shirt has corgis on it"
I just love how whenever he can't remember the name of something he decides to give it a new name, one no one has ever dared to think about before XD
"I probably shouldn't put my had on this"
Puts hand on it again
All 7 billion people: "One apple a day, keeps the doctor away"
That one guy called Ranboo/b: "2 times the cheese, 2 times the disease WHOO"
Lol
Doctor a day keeps the apple away
it's the WHOO for me /pos
WHOO
Me at 3 am finding the cheese in the fridge XD
Ranboo has the best quotes in history tbh.
Ranboo:"You know your country"
Tubbo:"Yes"
Ranboo: "it sucks"
Tubbo: "oh"
LMFOA
What was even funnier was the fact that he completely startled tubbo in the process 😁
I took that personally as well :( English Demigirl~
8:20 had me laughing ranboo was ready to fight with a sausage with a spatula
Ranboo:"And we also have a-"
*proceeds to slap the grill*
Ranboo:"i shouldn't not put my full hand in the grill"
*Does it again but slower and like 10 times more after*
those phases made no sense but also made sense at the same time
So its American?
The third tier AMERICAN. I've seen and had before, I was sick for three days after it.
Edit: so I leave for not even a full 24 hours and suddenly you guys get these many likes! First off, you guys are crazy. Second, thank you all so much for this. Third, deep fried beef and hotdog I have had before, at the same time but not together. Bleh
that's called being american
pee pee in the maccy chee chee
only americans can understand
“Did y’all see that?”
Spoken like a true American
I hate you
I'm the 69th like
Couldn’t have said it better
@@Callmeperson. Another true American
@@Callmeperson. hi biz|-|
"I really hope that this is cooked, because if it's not my friend will DIE."
~Ranboo
Tubbo: dying
Ranboo: Nice
“I am dressed like someone in their mid-50s and has given up on life” well that must be one stylish 50 year old
My grandpa wears Hawaiian shirts, and he's 50
@@crowe3630 what a cool grandpa then
It’s all fun and games until Ranboo deep fries a Twinkie and sells it to the local Starbucks under the alias of Florida Man
I understood and didn't understand that at the same time
Why do I see you one almost every video?!
HOLY SHIT YOUVE FIGURED IT OUT,,, COULD THE REASON RANBOO IS SO POWERFUL BE BECAUSE HE IS ALSO FLORIDA MAN
What does this even mean?
Ah like the deep fried Mars Bars we sell in chippies in Scotland
“Sometimes in life things look burnt. Ya know what I say? Cook it more, babeyy!” -Ranboo, 2021
13:51 *pulls out nerf gun from literally no where*
Ranboo:GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN OUT!
and the fact that his mask is in makes it a little less scary lol
“2 times the cheese, 2 times the disease” LMFAO NOW THATS A QUOTE
XD
IT GOT ME WHEN HE DID THE LIL DANCY DANCE AFTER 😭
IKR
When i read it ranboo literally said it-
That’s going in the quote book!
This entire video is just:
God: “Ranboo, no.”
Ranboo: “Ranboo, yes.”
@George Washington bruh what stfu
@George Washington that’s nice
@rishano chhanai oh mk
Also, "TUBBO"
@George Washington Aren't you dead? How tf do you know what happened?
Ranboo: "I might have to fight you!
Hotdog be like: "sure, I came in peace"
Ranboo:TUBBO
(Tubbo appears out of nowhere)
Ranboo slowely turns towards him
Ranboo: for you 😊
“I really hope
This is cooked
Cos if it’s not
My friend with *die* ”
Such a motivational jingle
I'd pay for that line to become a full song
“2x the cheese”
“2x the disease”
Literally died on that one lmao
I hadn’t watched that part in the video yet and I screamed ‘THE CHEESE THE CHEESE THE DISEASE THE DISEASE’ 💃
Lmao
Holy shit why so many like tysm
Likes*
have we met before LemOnGrease?
Ranboo: That looks burnt
Carrys on cooking it
Ranboo: Posts after 4 months
Society: *Everybody liked that*
@Olivia Fraioli we have just given up at this point
"American food isn't necessarily the food itself, but it's how you create it and how just absolutely trashy it can get."
-Ranboo, July 16, 2021.
Well he’s not wrong😆
It’s about the 👌👌vibes👌👌
can confirm as an american
Isn't it the 17th tho-?
“America food essentially isn’t food
It’s plastic with flavour”
ranboo "its moving on its own! did you see that?!"
also ranboo " I may have to fight you!"
"i shouldn't have pit my full hand on that, that was... Not a good idea-"
*Continues to put full hand on the pan*
“there is no seasoning, just ketchup” NO CAUSE HES NOT WRONG
yes.
MAYO
@@miskinfamily3089 yes
WHAT ABOUT MAYO THAT SHIT LOOKED SO DRY WHAT ABOUT TOMATOES IR CHOOPED ONIONS ANYTHING
@@ddilfgetterfr Excuse me? Many people like mayonnaise, and here you go insulting it? That fucked up, man..
So we have:
“GET OUT OF MY HALLWAY”
“GET OUT OF MY PLAYZONE”
and now we have “GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN”
Harry Styles?🤣🤣
That man now owns the house- ._.
At this point it’s just “GET OUT”
Timestamp? From “get out of my kitchen”
@@hetmens8856 13:46 is the start of it, the get out of my kitchen is 10-20 secs after.
“2 times the cheese, 2 times the disease.”
-Ranboo, 2021
"this is america, ya know what your getting? K E T C H U P"
Alternative title: tall American Enderman's head almost hits the celing while cooking super 'americanly' for his small British friend in a 50 year old divorced dad cosplay
Lmao💀
Y e s
LMAOOOO
Stop, I'm gonna get a noise complaint from my neighbors 💀💀
E
“American food isn’t necessarily the food itself, but it’s how you create it and how absolutely trashy it can get!”
This is such a true fact, and such a wonderful quote
i have genuinely never seen tangy cheese Doritos or ketchup cheetos in my entire life (I'm an american) so i completely disagree that the phase two and phase three dishes were american
food
@@colbysmith2460 I’ve never seen theme either lol(I’m also American) but ya know what they are probably somewhere at a very cheap price
"My cholesterol is rising"
" *That's a number you want up* "
I CANT BRO 💀
Ranboo: "falls" LoOk aT tHosE bAd boYs !
Ranboo literally gives me "divorced dad using cooking as a coping mechanism" vibes 😭🤚
HE DOESSS
Him and Quackity should cook together one day. Double the energy
the accuracy of this comment scares me
It’s the “I know what I’m doing” dad vibes he gives off the entire time 😭
Hey, weren't you the one on Rexter's live stream earlier?
“Probably shouldn’t have put my full hand on the grill that was not a smart idea” *says while his full hand is on grill*
Ikr
Lol
Multiple times lmao
LMaO 😂
Lol
Ikr LOLLL
“2 times the cheese“
“2 times to disease“
“WOO”
Bro why is this soo accurate
And the way tubo said “ I can feel my cholesterol rising” IS PERFECT
“Now let’s get our taste tester.”
“TUBBO!”
*“What the [****] is going on?”*
😂
Lol
timemark pleaseee :)
@@clopaz1940 5:05
Bad language
The “y’all” really shows other Americans how American someone is
It really does, doesn't it
Also, me being an American myself, I'm sometimes scared of my family
me reading this: *yall cant do this to me*
disclaimer: im not American
@@rat6471 Sameeee
The more an American says “y’all” the more they assert their dominance over other Americans.
Trust me, I’m American
AHHHHHH IM AN AMERICAN NOW GOODBYE CANADIANISM
Ranboo: 2 TIME THE CHEESE 2 TIMES THE DISEASE!
*dancy dancy dance* WOO!
“ no seasoning, just KETCHUP! “ -😂❤ I thought he was going to say salt😢
Alt title: Ranboo being American while Tubbo hates on us
Very true
Oh god I’m famouse
"Get out of my kitchen"
He says, as it is in fact Tubbo's kitchen.
ranboos kitchen now
with the amount of time he's spent trapped in that kitchen, it might as well be his
Pfft tubbo owning something tubbo is a slav he merely supervises
The amount of times tubbo has forced him to stay in the kitchen he has the right to say tha
*Colonisation be like*
“Double the cheese double the desease” lol lmao
Ranboo- oh that was not a good idea to put my hand on the grill
Also ranboo- proceads to do it again and again
“Taste likes a lot of calories” the taste of America
tubbo be right, we americans love our foody calories, thats why we have so many big guys
*eagle caws in the distance*
Yes
The pfp
Love it
“Two times the cheese, two times the disease- WOO”
-ranboo 2021
WOOO
as a lactose intolerant person, i felt that
"i should not have put my full hand" *dose it again*"on the girll"
the way ranboo said stage 3, *AMERICAN.* just made me want to spontaneousley bust out the cooler of bud light and go hunt some deer with the boys
Alternate title: Ranboo’s third attempt at killing/disappointing God by making weird food.
By “baking” weird food 😭✌️
So true
True-
Disappointing God with Ranboo! 3rd edition, *American*
Food that can kill God: American edition
Ranboo: “put that back” “put that back”
Tubbo: “make me”
*ranboo grabs a gun*
*tubbo aurwggg*
AMERICAA
Just America
AGAAGAHHAAHAHAGGAHHAHAGAGAGHHGGGHHGHGAGAGAAAAAHHa
My sibling said "GLIZZY" when tubbo put it all in his mouth (I think it was a sasuge tho)
Here take some blue 🔵🔵🔵🔵
@@_boxhead-person_646 ...
Ranboo: “Hey!”
Me: “Yeah?”
Ranboo: “You know your country?”
Me: “Yes.”
Ranboo: “It Sucks!”
Me: “Agreed.”
Tubbo-"MAKE ME!"
*shoots with nerf gun*
Ranboo-"GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN."
"Tubbo, taste this" **hands burger**
"This tastes like a lot of calories.."
*_Okay, this is definitely american food._*
Yea
If it tastes like a lot of calories, you're doing something right
Oh yeah definitely
Yup that's the American way
Brazilian food probably has a lot more calories, it's hard to understand
“I am dressed like someone in their mid 50’s who has completely given up on life....exept MY shirt has corgis on it.”
Ah yes, so dressed like Quackity /hj /lh
@@sierrazoldyck4318 .*
And he got jorts
@@sierrazoldyck4318 /srs
It's not wrong
Ramboo: *slaps the to of the grill
Ramboo: "ohh that was not a smart idea *proceeds to put hand back on grill
Ramboo: "I put my hole hand on the grill"
*Slowly removed hand
Me:" WTF "
Ranboo: I should not have put my full hand on top of the grill
also him while saying that : -puts his hand on top of the grill-
“i probably shouldn’t have put my whole hand on the grill”
chefboo proceeds to put his hand on the grill again
well, that's chefboo for you!
"The buns don't come pre-cut" spoken like a true american
ARE YOU BRITISH?? CSN YOU CONFIRM OR DENY IF YOU LIVE LIKE THAT???? THATS HORRIBLE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELVES
@@ghoul3070 FR LIKE WHAT THE HECK
@@ghoul3070 I'm mexican and the buns don't come pre-cut here either
@@Unknown-oz1ll i thought every country had pre cut buns 😭🤚 i need to educate myself bahaha
@@ghoul3070 it's not pre cut in Australia too
Tubbo: it tastes like a lot of calories
Ranboo: *pause* good :D
ranboo: that looks nice and BURNT
*cooks it more*
"I have blood, that's for sure"
Sounds like something someone with no blood would say, that's mighty s u s of you sir
"I have bones
This is my brain bone"
"2 times the cheese, 2 times the disease"
-ranboo trying to kill a friend
Facts
THE TRUTH FROM THIS MANS MOUTH
578 likes O_o
“I really hope this is cooked cuz if it’s not then my friend will die” -Ranboo 🤣
Ranboo -- that's burnt
Also ranboo -- Cook it more
Everyone else: Where is the seasoning?
Ranboo: *Laughs in American*
✨ Ketchup ✨ or if you are in the East of America then ✨ Mustard ✨
I’m American and literally just take the hotdog out of the pack and microwave it throw some ketchup and mustard on and boom my dinner
This is incredibly relatable
As an American I love spices on my food
@@REVLZM no
i like how he talks with his hands
first comment at a verified person poggg
second comment at a verified person pog
wHaTs Up ChEcKmArK?
👁👄👁
Hello verified person! ;w;
Ranboo: I shouldn’t have put my hand on the top of a grill
Also Them: *puts their hand on the grill*
Me: “As an American, the only thing that can make this more American is if you have a gun-”
*Ranboo pulls out a gun*
Me:” Well there ya go!”
“Seasoning??PFFFFFFTTTTTT”
The truest thing I’ve ever heard an American say
We do season our foods dude- '-'
@@thrivingtunes as an American I would like to disprove your statement
My mom is American but the rest of my family is German and like she seasons the food so idk
@@cornflakes8358 as another american, i do season my food
Im glad I'm not the only one who puts chips in their lol
**shoots nerf gun**
*“GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN”*
*“OUT”*
- Ranboo, 2021
@Coco lmao I was gonna say that
Ah yes, the words of any American mother that's cooking
Why did i think of harry styles -
NEW KITCHEN GUN, SPARKLES LIKE NEW
9:40
Ranboo: 2 times the cheese
2times the disease
WOO
JUST CAME BACK HERE TO SAY THAT MY TEACHER TOLD MY CLASS THAT EACH STUDENT WILL MAKE A POSTER WITH THEIR FAVOURITE QUOTES AND FACTS ABOUT US. I ADDED "2 TIMES THE CHEESE, 2 TIMES THE DISEASE!" TO MY POSTER AND I'M PROUD.
Heh nice Micha :) my favorite Ranboo quote is “if the crown fits, wear it” 👑
Best Ranboo cooking lines:
- Actually I do mind having my soul taken. *I would prefer to keep my soul*
- This is America. We use ketchup.
- I really want to add the cinnamon roll
-Two times the cheese, two times the disease
Yes 🧠
Yesh haha lol
Don’t forget:
“I really want to add the bag of spaghetti… no”