I hit people with a pickaxe to establish dominance

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  • Опубліковано 17 жов 2020
  • This skywars strat worked a little too well. Like I'm not good at pvp, but the pickaxe made me look REALLY GOOD. Also thank u for 50k and 60k... you guys are so fast...
    I say dumb things
    / ranboosaysstuff
    I live stream sometimes (A lot, I stream a lot..)
    / ranboolive
    MERCH!:
    streamlabs.com/ranboolive/merch
    Have a great day!
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  • @galacmari2401
    @galacmari2401 3 роки тому +16447

    A counter of how many times he said certain things bc I have spare time:
    “Pickaxe” counter: 36
    “axe” counter: 38
    “Power” counter: 9
    +2 if you count “powerful”
    “Mined/Mine” counter: 5
    +1 if you count “miner”
    “haHahA you fOOL” counter: 5
    “fair” counter: 6
    “Knockback” counter: 2
    Also the “axe” and “fair” counter might be off by one or two bc by then I didn’t want to watch the same video for another 40 minutes lmao
    HAVE I IMPRESSED YOU YET RANBOO

    • @jazzywithzs
      @jazzywithzs 3 роки тому +656

      Must make him see this

    • @demetrakizas3912
      @demetrakizas3912 3 роки тому +375

      This is impressive

    • @kezpez17
      @kezpez17 3 роки тому +207

      wow

    • @yourenotmycat
      @yourenotmycat 3 роки тому +324

      how many words did he say in total though?

    • @galacmari2401
      @galacmari2401 3 роки тому +991

      @@yourenotmycat I’m gonna add this in now gimme a moment
      I have way too much spare time lmao
      Edit: Total word count is 1373

  • @springleorden9117
    @springleorden9117 3 роки тому +2862

    Alternate title: Ranboo making dad jokes about pickaxes.

  • @drhollyums8348
    @drhollyums8348 3 роки тому +5737

    sometimes i think Ranboo sounds strange after i click on his video after coming from technoblade, but then i need to remind myself that its just the fact that he has emotion in his voice.

    • @justarose
      @justarose 3 роки тому +59

      Lol

    • @iamthatbombboi7805
      @iamthatbombboi7805 3 роки тому +421

      He's a emotions technoblade

    • @drhollyums8348
      @drhollyums8348 3 роки тому +510

      @@iamthatbombboi7805ive said it before, Ranboo is just the manifestation of Technoblade's emotions

    • @LilithLorenz
      @LilithLorenz 3 роки тому +30

      Omg yes lol

    • @Apollo52_
      @Apollo52_ 3 роки тому +193

      technoblade gave his emotions to ranboo

  • @l.a.b.industries
    @l.a.b.industries 3 роки тому +700

    Imagine being full diamond with an enchanted sword just to be rekt by a guy with a mining utensil

  • @nyakuraii8282
    @nyakuraii8282 3 роки тому +235

    The idea of a 6"6 man running at people with a pickaxe terrifyingly is just-
    ✨ *no.* ✨

  • @bonhll8070
    @bonhll8070 3 роки тому +2330

    see he wasn’t BAD at the game before, he just wasn’t using a pickaxe.

    • @roundhouse2616
      @roundhouse2616 3 роки тому +35

      So technically the pickaxe is good at the game

    • @user-pc5sw1cs6i
      @user-pc5sw1cs6i 3 роки тому +23

      pickaxe=dominance

    • @mantigo4840
      @mantigo4840 3 роки тому +10

      Sword for beta male...
      But pickaxe for alpha male

  • @marylol1386
    @marylol1386 3 роки тому +728

    “my pickaxe is more powerful you fool “ -ranboo 2020

  • @demonprincess5714
    @demonprincess5714 3 роки тому +741

    "i'm trying to get 75k by the end of the year" ranboo you sweet summer child

    • @jewelstroud7191
      @jewelstroud7191 2 роки тому +1

      RANBOO YOU-

    • @whoswallowing
      @whoswallowing 2 роки тому +1

      oh my oh my

    • @sishere7768
      @sishere7768 2 роки тому +1

      Eheh...about that-

    • @xent1015
      @xent1015 2 роки тому +1

      Yes true

    • @aanneliise
      @aanneliise 2 роки тому +1

      @-EnderMushrooms- me watching while he has 3.89M: *nuehehehahahhehahehahe the army of boobers rises*

  • @screenname-kun
    @screenname-kun 3 роки тому +495

    Alternative title:
    Ranboo Goes Feral With Pickaxe While Bullying Children In Block Game

    • @OGrupxe
      @OGrupxe 3 роки тому +15

      I mean, he is a child, so...

    • @screenname-kun
      @screenname-kun 3 роки тому +6

      @@OGrupxe
      True, true.

    • @perfectninja2245
      @perfectninja2245 2 роки тому +17

      Or dare i say "Picking on children" ok i’ll go now

    • @E4r0s
      @E4r0s 2 роки тому +1

      @@perfectninja2245 why

    • @Anaea
      @Anaea 2 роки тому +4

      @@perfectninja2245 I wouldn't MINE-d a round two, Perhaps make another pun? I'm fine with ORE without one, so choose your PICK.

  • @kaylaleeper349
    @kaylaleeper349 3 роки тому +4644

    So... Technoblade uses a sword... Dream uses an Axe... Ranboo uses the Pickaxe?

    • @elsie_draw1643
      @elsie_draw1643 3 роки тому +521

      The three gods use different weapons. Just like Zeus, Poseidon amd Hades ;)

    • @TechniEclipz
      @TechniEclipz 3 роки тому +250

      I ready to see another UA-cam use a hoe or shovel 😂😂🤪🤪

    • @kaylaleeper349
      @kaylaleeper349 3 роки тому +45

      @@TechniEclipz omg yes plz

    • @lixekaisa3217
      @lixekaisa3217 3 роки тому +47

      @@TechniEclipz fredisaal and einshine always potrays using hoes and shovel in music vids. Like living in the nightmare and wanted men

    • @Jazzysquazy
      @Jazzysquazy 3 роки тому +37

      @@TechniEclipz TapL, he did a vid uhc but with hoes and the more you make soil the higher the sharpness enchantment

  • @leona357
    @leona357 3 роки тому +3695

    6'6" man charges towards you w a diamond pick yelling " PICKAXE PICKAXE "
    what do u do

  • @treeroach4806
    @treeroach4806 3 роки тому +108

    I feel like Ranboo’s brain is just constantly running at 200 miles an hour.

  • @a-gore-able5942
    @a-gore-able5942 3 роки тому +26

    Ranboo when he spins in a chair: 😑😵🌟💖🧁🌸🌷
    Ranboo when he is in Skywars: ☺️🔪⛏️⛏️⛏️🧪🖤🖤

  • @alijahw4118
    @alijahw4118 3 роки тому +3488

    My favorite thing in the world is Ranboo’s “YEAHH” when he wins or kills someone. Gives me happy chemical

  • @augurly
    @augurly 3 роки тому +743

    ranboo: "We're gonna call this one 'mining people in skywars'"
    the actual title: am i a joke to you?

  • @autmngrce
    @autmngrce 3 роки тому +43

    that one person who said “cheats” simply cannot understand the pickaxe power

  • @IReallyDontKnowAtAllWhatToPut
    @IReallyDontKnowAtAllWhatToPut 3 роки тому +90

    ranboo: "75k by the end of the year"
    also ranboo: *gets 1 mil in aeound four months*

  • @UserRedacted
    @UserRedacted 3 роки тому +192

    i love how energetic he's when he yells ''YEAH, PICKAXE''

  • @IsAnInstrument
    @IsAnInstrument 3 роки тому +4159

    That first game tho made me feel like he deserves the title: "walmart technoblade"

  • @pawncube6787
    @pawncube6787 3 роки тому +370

    Alternate Title: Ranboo embraces his role as Wal-Mart Technoblade.

  • @wooly9967
    @wooly9967 3 роки тому +29

    *”people are my ores”*
    Dang that’s deep

  • @moon-tsk6784
    @moon-tsk6784 3 роки тому +3366

    ranboo is the only person that can assert dominance and never lost it

  • @zelda6990
    @zelda6990 3 роки тому +79

    imagine living with this guy and just hearing him demonically chanting "pickaxe, pickaxe, pickaxe"

  • @Mr_Blah
    @Mr_Blah 3 роки тому +357

    Nobody:
    Technoblade during the Quacity duel:

    • @yuccaluka
      @yuccaluka 3 роки тому +13

      PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

  • @angelinaa676
    @angelinaa676 3 роки тому +8

    7:41 “they also threw their sword in terror!” [flashback to the dsmp where ranboo threw his sword at a creeper and it blew up and destroyed it]

  • @typicalfella
    @typicalfella 3 роки тому +510

    Quick reminder that it is his new mouse,so he's not fully adapted with it
    *Meaning that it isn't his final form,neither his total power*

  • @user-qd8tb6qj1t
    @user-qd8tb6qj1t 3 роки тому +1973

    Ranboo: Diamond Pickaxe
    Techno: Wooden Shovel
    Ranboo: im so good at this game
    Techno: im so good at video games
    Ranboo: hellooooo
    Techno: HALLOOOOOOO

  • @galaxy-starheart1545
    @galaxy-starheart1545 3 роки тому +93

    Technoblade is actually Walmart Ranboo. Proof: this video and that time techno killed a bunch of people with only his pickaxe on the dream smp

    • @thelounge7
      @thelounge7 3 роки тому +9

      Technoblade actually killed people with only a pickaxe in his older skyward vids. He also just used his fist for one of the matches.

  • @deltaknight6709
    @deltaknight6709 3 роки тому +50

    *Dont worry, pro pickaxe pvp players doesnt exi-*
    Pro Pickaxe PvP players:

  • @starpop3737
    @starpop3737 3 роки тому +7717

    You’re like technoblade but with more emotions than just social anxiety,

    • @greywasnthere8875
      @greywasnthere8875 3 роки тому +844

      And an upload schedule

    • @SeaOfSouls1100
      @SeaOfSouls1100 3 роки тому +288

      @@greywasnthere8875 WHEN I TELL YOU I WHEEZED-

    • @tootiredforurbs2878
      @tootiredforurbs2878 3 роки тому +480

      @@greywasnthere8875 techno has an uploading schedule !!!! once every six months dude 🙄🙄

    • @carddu
      @carddu 3 роки тому +88

      @@tootiredforurbs2878 LMAO

    • @aris1869
      @aris1869 3 роки тому +271

      It’s like techno blade but he still has faith in humanity

  • @eeska4959
    @eeska4959 3 роки тому +74

    5:00 okay the amount of mood change within like 10 seconds in incredible

  • @ImaginaryBoy.
    @ImaginaryBoy. 3 роки тому +25

    "He studied the works of the master himself, The Blade"

  • @CandyThePuppy
    @CandyThePuppy 3 роки тому +11

    Ramboo: "Haha, you fool!"
    Oh no, he's seen too much Technoblade!

  • @kanna2754
    @kanna2754 3 роки тому +345

    Alternate title: Saying pickaxe everytime i hit people

    • @nosemilgram
      @nosemilgram 3 роки тому +4

      He keeps saying pickaxe that i dont even know if its a word anymore

  • @adwitatherealadwita
    @adwitatherealadwita 3 роки тому +26

    So THIS is where Technoblade got the "Toothpick" idea...

  • @purpleore1239
    @purpleore1239 2 роки тому +7

    I'm quite surprised he didn't say "You should mined your own business!"

  • @onesadfrog
    @onesadfrog 3 роки тому +515

    his laugh is so contagious,, he really is like technoblade if he uploaded consistently

    • @wouldyourather6105
      @wouldyourather6105 3 роки тому +26

      This is early techno soon enough Ranboo would have a techno upload it would be lucky to have 2 vids a season

    • @faelynh8514
      @faelynh8514 3 роки тому +12

      its early techno back when he wasnt dead inside xD

    • @tracedapig3985
      @tracedapig3985 3 роки тому +1

      @@faelynh8514 sadly techno is dead inside now :((

    • @nikonijn
      @nikonijn 3 роки тому +1

      @@wouldyourather6105 u predicted it

    • @SexiTexi123
      @SexiTexi123 3 роки тому +4

      lmfao the very idea makes me laugh
      Technoblade and consistant upload dont even belong in the same sentence

  • @FXXTRN
    @FXXTRN 3 роки тому +78

    Pickaxe puns are giving me a healthy amount of serotonin

  • @bethya.2478
    @bethya.2478 3 роки тому +16

    Reasons to like a video:
    The content creator told you to - 1/10
    You actually liked the video - 6/10
    It will make number go up and give Ranboo happy chemical - 100000000/10

    • @freyaparsons3296
      @freyaparsons3296 2 роки тому +1

      Obviously you have to like. GIVE HIM THE HAPPY CHEMICAL

  • @avadonaldson2734
    @avadonaldson2734 3 роки тому +67

    I see ranboo is taking after tommy already..
    "people are my ores"
    "and I am your *minor*"
    didn't know you had it in you...

  • @kibble1105
    @kibble1105 3 роки тому +198

    Ranboo said “Pickaxe” a total of 36 times
    pickaxe pog

  • @crunchykarat4389
    @crunchykarat4389 3 роки тому +10

    This gives "I did some mining off-camera" a whole new meaning

  • @danu7tz128
    @danu7tz128 3 роки тому +9

    Like sensei. Like main character.
    Edit:
    This was from the dreamSMP when techno discovers the truth about ranboo's power

  • @connortg5
    @connortg5 3 роки тому +49

    what if Ranboo isn't Techno with emotion, but Techno is just Ranboo but tired

    • @Miss_Tenebriss
      @Miss_Tenebriss Рік тому

      And then this is how he trained for the quackity duel with pickaxe on the dsmp 😳

  • @GalaxieLeaf
    @GalaxieLeaf 3 роки тому +50

    He really used his pickaxe to "pick" on people in skywars, what a legend ahaha

  • @faye1731
    @faye1731 3 роки тому +25

    From talking about spatula's to hitting the ender dragon with steak to mining peoples heads with a pickaxe what a mad lad

  • @infixd3824
    @infixd3824 3 роки тому +21

    As techno use to say, "i'll put this pickaxe between your teeth".

  • @ana-lx2wn
    @ana-lx2wn 3 роки тому +11

    "What was even that"
    that gave me some real english major vibes

  • @leahmichelleee.19
    @leahmichelleee.19 3 роки тому +30

    “Let’s go PiCkAxe” That is now my new favorite quote

  • @popppa7111
    @popppa7111 3 роки тому +101

    is this the long lost brother of techno-

  • @ashie_lashie7603
    @ashie_lashie7603 3 роки тому +5

    6:18 had me dying dont ask me why, he is just freaking funny

  • @IvoryEdits
    @IvoryEdits 2 роки тому +3

    Guy: throws a snowball
    Ranboo: *Casually moves to the side*

  • @chimpsimp9879
    @chimpsimp9879 3 роки тому +26

    “You picked the wrong day to mess with me”

  • @Sakura-nb3lk
    @Sakura-nb3lk 3 роки тому +80

    👁👄👁
    The new Ranboo hits people with a pickaxe

  • @Amethyst-Art
    @Amethyst-Art 3 роки тому +3

    3:50
    He should've used his silk touch hands on that glass so he could get protection

  • @insouciantmortal
    @insouciantmortal 3 роки тому +25

    2:39
    Ranboo: people are my ores
    Me: Isn't Techno a pig?

  • @steponmeladydimitrescu2847
    @steponmeladydimitrescu2847 3 роки тому +30

    You know you're turning into a god when someone calls "cheats" on you

  • @sunflower2479
    @sunflower2479 3 роки тому +22

    I love how he is saying "I'm a god" but also "I got a new mouse, thats the reason I lost against Tapl"

  • @comicalkaze1179
    @comicalkaze1179 3 роки тому +4

    7:14 that guy thought he was playing fortnite when he was actually playing bedwars.
    this only further proves that bedwars players are the most intelligent people

  • @bubblesauce3408
    @bubblesauce3408 3 роки тому +2

    Ranboo : " I need a better Pickaxe"
    also Ranboo: Misses the enchanted pickaxe while saying "Wow im getting a lot of good stuff"

  • @harper7147
    @harper7147 3 роки тому +50

    Dominance: Established

  • @blissaphobia
    @blissaphobia 3 роки тому +61

    Next were gonna see “killing people in skyward but I’m using a steering wheel”

  • @tobifann9884
    @tobifann9884 3 роки тому +9

    ranboo: 'i want to get to 75k by the end of the year'
    also ranboo: *has 673k subscribers*

  • @doggodivas9990
    @doggodivas9990 3 роки тому +4

    I got an add and it said “ wHo iS tHe MaStEr oF mYsTeRy!” And I just think Ranboo is the master of everything

  • @goldenhawk9869
    @goldenhawk9869 3 роки тому +23

    Dream when he pulls up to the duel but Ranboo just has a pick axe: o-o

  • @Kim-pf2do
    @Kim-pf2do 3 роки тому +79

    alternate challenge: try to count the amount of times he says “you fool”

  • @lemon._.sticks8133
    @lemon._.sticks8133 3 роки тому +2

    4:30 “get over here boooiii”

  • @catacove7803
    @catacove7803 3 роки тому +2

    After hearing Ranboo said “pickaxe” for the 5-7th times, my brain just automatically modified the word into “pig ass”
    I dunno why but this made me laugh nonstop whenever I hear it LOL😂

  • @zombiesoul6
    @zombiesoul6 3 роки тому +130

    I left one of dreams manhunt videos for this

  • @Phoenix._.Elixir
    @Phoenix._.Elixir 3 роки тому +200

    My first impression of ranboo: ⛓🔪🔪😾💔
    Ranboo during this video: ☺️💕✨🌸🌺🌹 /hj

  • @seasonsarecool
    @seasonsarecool 2 роки тому +1

    this is my favorite way I've seen anyone play Skywars, the fact that it's ranboo just adds points

  • @aj-ru2wm
    @aj-ru2wm 2 роки тому +1

    5:01
    Yo my heart melted a little

  • @UserRedacted
    @UserRedacted 3 роки тому +20

    someone: ''so how have you been doing this fine day?''
    Ranboo: ''oh yeah i've just been MINING people :)''

  • @quinnislogical313
    @quinnislogical313 3 роки тому +38

    You really mined your way to the diamond mine of dominance

    • @D0NTHEMAN
      @D0NTHEMAN 3 роки тому +2

      Reminds me of Steve
      "Steve mines a way to Smash"
      Or something like that

  • @IsaacFanta
    @IsaacFanta 3 роки тому +2

    4:02 ranboo cares for us pog

  • @supertron6039
    @supertron6039 3 роки тому +3

    Missed opportunity to title the video as:
    *"Unearthing the secret strength of the pickaxe in Skywars"*

  • @hattie3927
    @hattie3927 3 роки тому +38

    time stamps of ranboo saying “pickaxe”
    0:05
    0:09
    0:12
    0:13
    0:35
    0:36
    0:39
    0:39
    0:40
    0:41
    0:44
    0:51
    0:52
    0:56
    0:57
    0:59
    1:00
    1:04
    1:10
    1:38
    1:40
    2:06
    2:18
    2:19
    2:20
    2:25
    2:39
    2:40
    3:18
    3:36
    4:39
    4:48
    5:45
    5:50
    6:18
    7:10
    total~ 36
    i have a lot of free time 😃
    some might be a bit off but i tried lol
    also HI RANBOO I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS u r very pog

    • @HiHello-cw9vc
      @HiHello-cw9vc 3 роки тому

      @ShadowWolfPlayzYT pog

    • @M0oNph4SE8
      @M0oNph4SE8 10 місяців тому

      The likes are exactly 36 which is the number of times he said pickaxe
      Let’s keep it that way (PLEASEE 😭)

  • @Orb1tas_
    @Orb1tas_ 3 роки тому +68

    YES THE DOMINANCE

  • @ithinkthisisoz
    @ithinkthisisoz 2 роки тому +6

    I've never actually seen someone ask for the editor to cut something out and they actually cut it out. *Wow.*

  • @pacifistonly
    @pacifistonly 3 роки тому +5

    Oh so that's why Technoblade fights with a pickaxe in dream smp !

  • @kashetheanimals1669
    @kashetheanimals1669 3 роки тому +27

    "COME HERE BOY"
    Me: ight who made him angy?

  • @clydestaco104
    @clydestaco104 3 роки тому +85

    Hey ranboo i’ve been going through a lot recently but your content never fails to make me smile i’m really happy that your channel is growing and i hope you keep putting out the amazing content you already do. that being said you even inspired me to make content of my own and i’m really happy about that! that’s all i guess- :)

    • @WingOfFire2255
      @WingOfFire2255 3 роки тому +1

      I was about to like the comment and then I saw the number

  • @Arskaattor1
    @Arskaattor1 2 роки тому +4

    Ranboo probably has a bone to PICK with the players that killed him

  • @ImmortalPaladin
    @ImmortalPaladin 8 місяців тому +3

    He's known as “Walmart Technoblade” so here's a title that makes him seem more like techno: idiot stabs children with pickaxe for coins

  • @blimox5503
    @blimox5503 3 роки тому +19

    thank you for caring about our eyes bleeding mr. ranboo

  • @matthewbradshaw7893
    @matthewbradshaw7893 3 роки тому +25

    The fact that OUT OF ALL THE SONGS HE COULD HAVE USED he used checker dance, ranboo deltarune content when

  • @xaxsy7439
    @xaxsy7439 3 роки тому +3

    From my caculations, (which are most likely inaccurate) you said pick axe 35 times. Also Ranboo, you are underrated, so when you get really popular I can meaninglessly flex that I began watching at 500k.

  • @squishyprincess1975
    @squishyprincess1975 3 роки тому +1

    “I’LL TAKE THIS PICKAXE AND I’LL PUT IT THROUGH YOUR TEETH QUACKITY!!”
    Clearly we need to stop underestimated by the pickaxe. It’s a mighty tool.

  • @ayden_611
    @ayden_611 3 роки тому +108

    bro didn’t you just have 50k subs
    like tf your growing so much!

  • @Emily-ci5qz
    @Emily-ci5qz 3 роки тому +21

    pickaxe just doesn’t sound like a real word anymore lmao

  • @leviticusshroom
    @leviticusshroom Рік тому +1

    Ranboo: I’m gonna destroy people with a pickaxe.
    Also Ranboo: kills 4 people with eggs…

  • @vam4071
    @vam4071 3 роки тому +5

    Technoblade without his sword be like

  • @spacespirit5171
    @spacespirit5171 3 роки тому +195

    yall are so fast lmao-

  • @harper7147
    @harper7147 3 роки тому +13

    Ranboo is like a mix of technoblade and Corpse for some reason

  • @lemon-xg9rv
    @lemon-xg9rv 3 роки тому +1

    "I need a better pickaxe"
    *completely ignored the enchanted pickaxe at **0:25*

  • @Whiiteobsidiann
    @Whiiteobsidiann 3 місяці тому

    5:01 "oh I got a little golden apple from that! That's lovely ^^"

  • @boiledgravy5189
    @boiledgravy5189 3 роки тому +15

    Nobody:
    Nobody at all:
    Me: Ranboo said pick axe a total of 36 times this video (yes I actually counted every time he said it)

  • @gwynedd4023
    @gwynedd4023 3 роки тому +7

    The difference between him and technoblade is you can hear happiness in ranboos voice

  • @Dragoooooon
    @Dragoooooon 3 роки тому +8

    4:45
    "And we have full iron armor.. with a pick axe."
    *Sound familiar?*
    Ranboo is Techno confirmed

  • @eeelaina5588
    @eeelaina5588 3 роки тому +2

    It's technoblade with actual emotions damn