The spatula video.(Me talking about spatulas for 10 minutes while very tired) (2k,3k and 4k special)

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 23 гру 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 2,3 тис.

  • @muriya7202
    @muriya7202 4 роки тому +7249

    I zoned out and only heard
    "Spatulas...... goerge washington.... spatulas....spoon....blahh..blah.. spatulas

    • @Vsuvi
      @Vsuvi 4 роки тому +303

      Its like listening to ur teacher but Ranboo

    • @analiyah8669
      @analiyah8669 4 роки тому +46

      @@Vsuvi So true.

    • @valixr.
      @valixr. 4 роки тому +28

      @@Vsuvi Yes

    • @hamcodeword4064
      @hamcodeword4064 4 роки тому +17

      Lmao yes me too

    • @maggiem3807
      @maggiem3807 4 роки тому +30

      I just heard spatula...spatula...spatula...sentient being...spatula

  • @sandwitchchwan416
    @sandwitchchwan416 4 роки тому +6981

    Ranboo: **talks about Hamilton**
    Also Ranboo: **puts up an image of George Washington**

    • @basilbugsss
      @basilbugsss 4 роки тому +90

      tHaNk gOd i ThOuGht tHat i WAs tHe OnLy oNe ThAt NoTicEd-

    • @bunnybunbun2826
      @bunnybunbun2826 4 роки тому +38

      Ya *its big brain time*

    • @sammiehopkins9408
      @sammiehopkins9408 4 роки тому +41

      I'm so happy someone said something cause as soon as I saw it I thought, "I think that was George washington" but I never double checked

    • @waterlemonandfriends
      @waterlemonandfriends 4 роки тому +39

      So glad we’ve added yet another Hamilton fan to the Dream SMP

    • @muffim_tv
      @muffim_tv 4 роки тому +13

      That had me rolling on the floor for a solid 3 minutes

  • @mick1804
    @mick1804 4 роки тому +6114

    “Burger is just meat pancake” -sleep driven Ranboo 2020

  • @nemicelle2365
    @nemicelle2365 3 роки тому +867

    ranboo: sounds like he actually knows what he's talking about
    also ranboo: alexander hamilton is george washington
    also also ranboo: ancient greece is italy

  • @dinmamma134
    @dinmamma134 3 роки тому +874

    Imagine his mom stands right outside the door listening and her only thoughts is “what the fuck is wrong with my son”

    • @aliuros8552
      @aliuros8552 3 роки тому +19

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Psychy_
      @Psychy_ 3 роки тому +39

      I would be proud because he sounds like he knows what he is talking about- at least he ain't doing drugs-- or is he 😃

    • @aimeeex32
      @aimeeex32 Рік тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Arnnnn365
      @Arnnnn365 Рік тому

      @@Psychy_ if he was on drugs it wouldn't surprise many people

  • @bellaq.283
    @bellaq.283 4 роки тому +7815

    this doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about spatulas to dispute it

    • @FranXiT
      @FranXiT 4 роки тому +104

      IS THAT A HENRY STICKMIN REFERENCE?

    • @valixr.
      @valixr. 4 роки тому +45

      @@FranXiT IT MAY BE

    • @TTwSaFP
      @TTwSaFP 4 роки тому +37

      I THINK IT IS!

    • @marekai
      @marekai 3 роки тому +12

      I WILL START VIOLENTLY SOBBING IF ITS A HENRY STICKMIN REFERENCE

    • @trixtuli8623
      @trixtuli8623 3 роки тому +6

      HENRY STICKMAN?

  • @hey_its_shadow4221
    @hey_its_shadow4221 4 роки тому +3216

    this video is literally
    Source(s): Dude, trust me

    • @prettypancake7051
      @prettypancake7051 4 роки тому +75

      and google images

    • @comet3876
      @comet3876 3 роки тому +70

      who doesnt trust sleep deprived ranboo?

    • @nonolol2243
      @nonolol2243 3 роки тому +14

      @@comet3876 everyone believe him when he's like that

    • @gamingcookiereal
      @gamingcookiereal 3 роки тому +6

      @@nonolol2243 everyone believe him when he's him

    • @CarrolTheCat
      @CarrolTheCat 3 роки тому +3

      Yes

  • @boopersribbit660
    @boopersribbit660 4 роки тому +3615

    “Greece created plastic, dont look that up 😀 I’m right.”

    • @minxyayala
      @minxyayala 4 роки тому +109

      Source(s): dude trust me

    • @loganpeck3681
      @loganpeck3681 4 роки тому +20

      I read that as he said it-

    • @Scp-qs8tr
      @Scp-qs8tr 3 роки тому +15

      I’m watching this video sleep deprived

    • @cookie856
      @cookie856 3 роки тому +6

      Me, as a Belgian : NO!

    • @degenerat9329
      @degenerat9329 3 роки тому +3

      John's parents were rumored to have been from France or Italy so ngl he might actually be right

  • @i-am-not-penelope2556
    @i-am-not-penelope2556 3 роки тому +3564

    i cannot believe that Dream saw this and said to himself “yes, this child is going far”

    • @wyn798
      @wyn798 3 роки тому +277

      I am just concerned about dreams thought process

    • @Elainethecoolest2
      @Elainethecoolest2 3 роки тому +54

      where- please share me the link to where
      that is if it is on yt

    • @lillie8916
      @lillie8916 3 роки тому +41

      He did though

    • @shiroyang7245
      @shiroyang7245 3 роки тому +74

      Well, I mean-
      He was right :D

    • @Ris-vulpis
      @Ris-vulpis 3 роки тому +52

      Was he wrong??

  • @padma6182
    @padma6182 3 роки тому +2122

    "A burger is just a meat pancake."
    *Ranboo is so wise*

  • @Jaygotlost
    @Jaygotlost 4 роки тому +1809

    Ranboo: "spatulas have their own feelings"
    Me: *hitting myself with my spatula because I'm tired af*
    "well this is awkward"

  • @foolishegg3850
    @foolishegg3850 4 роки тому +1597

    bruh when he watched the guy go over and just said "byyyye" HE SOUNDE LITERSLLY JUST LIKE TECHNOBLADE

    • @iamacatt5050
      @iamacatt5050 4 роки тому +76

      5:41 time

    • @cinnabonbon
      @cinnabonbon 4 роки тому +37

      He sounds exactly like techno lol

    • @bunnybunbun2826
      @bunnybunbun2826 4 роки тому +54

      he's called Walmart Techno for a reason

    • @creaturecoffee
      @creaturecoffee 4 роки тому +6

      hes called walmart techno??

    • @bloom7726
      @bloom7726 4 роки тому +7

      @@iamacatt5050 i really saw 5:41 and skipped to 3:30

  • @cal3641
    @cal3641 3 роки тому +793

    “If you ever want a straight answer, ask me when I’m sleep deprived. You’ll get a solid answer. Correct one? Maybe, but it’s solid.”

    • @social_avocado
      @social_avocado 3 роки тому +48

      If it's a solid and answer, what about the liquid form of the answer. It is only in a solid state right now, but with added spatulas, it shall turn to a gas state. (I am weird)

  • @artypawsstudio8129
    @artypawsstudio8129 3 роки тому +1862

    Petition for Ranboo to name one of his swords "Spatula" on the Dream SMP

  • @hadhads
    @hadhads 3 роки тому +164

    Ranboo:“100% of spatula use is for pancakes”
    6 year me:*uses a spatula as a sword*

  • @bu3840
    @bu3840 4 роки тому +2327

    Don’t look it up, he’s right.

  • @macyf2404
    @macyf2404 4 роки тому +1374

    Spatula doesn’t look like a real word anymore-

    • @artisticloko
      @artisticloko 4 роки тому +82

      me a dyslexic person : always has been

    • @macyf2404
      @macyf2404 4 роки тому +27

      Artistic Loko LMAOOOO

    • @hayannegrunbauer4635
      @hayannegrunbauer4635 3 роки тому +16

      that is becouse the word wasnt actually finished. As you know 'spat' means spit but we do not yet know what 'ula' stands for. This is the reason the word 'spatula' sounds like a weird word to many people.

    • @mkk3984
      @mkk3984 3 роки тому +7

      @@hayannegrunbauer4635 The man who made the word was actually looking up possible suffixes when he was killed from behind. His killer is unknown to this day, although people called him the Man in Black for his clothing choice. It has recently been confirmed that the killer was sent to hell after he died.

    • @hayannegrunbauer4635
      @hayannegrunbauer4635 3 роки тому +4

      @@mkk3984 Oh really my history teacher did not tell me that.. do you have any other knowledge about this person?

  • @dinoboats
    @dinoboats 4 роки тому +4840

    how did a guy talking about spatulas for 10 minutes give me serotonin

    • @vulturestars
      @vulturestars 3 роки тому +32

      Dunno but it did the same for me

    • @exuvie1
      @exuvie1 3 роки тому +39

      ranboo can do anything and it will be precious and investing

    • @yeagerbombastic._9126
      @yeagerbombastic._9126 3 роки тому +14

      His a genuine and give him some subs because he prob read that script like 100 times

    • @the_person_without_a_name
      @the_person_without_a_name 3 роки тому +8

      that's because he's the main charakter

    • @So_Indecisive
      @So_Indecisive 3 роки тому +4

      @@the_person_without_a_name YeAh

  • @MenjonMZL
    @MenjonMZL 3 роки тому +197

    What I learned today:
    1. The word Spatula.
    2. I'm an extraterrestrial lifeform.

  • @amythesthow6009
    @amythesthow6009 3 роки тому +468

    “Now a spatula is also called a turner, a fish slicer, frying scoop, and over there in England the spatula is a very common kitchen utensil, it has a flat end usually with a with a very long handle. Now there are different types of spatulas, such as spreaders and scrapers, each of them with their own pros and cons. John Spatula who later went on to create the hit movie Justice League, actually created the spatula as known in his name. [He] saw a flyswatter and was like ‘Hey! Could use this instead of the pancake flipper!’. Now in Ancient Greece the pancake flipper was a two large sheets of metal that you would slide underneath the pancake and it was very bad because the metal had a very low melting point so you just get metal in your pancakes, this is actually the reason for 20% of Greeks deaths was metal pancakes. Now John Spatula decided to take his old flyswatter and flip some of the pancakes with it; now whether or not this worked we really never know, all we know is that his spatula lived on to outlive him and actually became a sentient being- that’s a true fact by the way, every single spatula that you have in your house is in fact a sentient being with it’s own emotions, so think about that the next time you use it to scrape off burnt food off of your pan. Now there are many types of spatulas, there are the rubber spatulas, the metal spatulas, the plastic spatulas- which don't work well with heat because they keep on melting whenever you use them they just disintegrate immediately it is very inconvenient. Welp. No spatulas for this man. Now- spatulas actually have a huge amount of historical significance, you know Zeus actually was actually like ‘Hey. I need a spatula’. George Washington actually used spatulas to cross the Delaware instead of paddle because he thought that they would be more aerodynamic- boy oh boy was he wrong because aerodynamic does not relate to water. Now thankfully spatulas can't move because they don’t have any arms, legs, or significant organs, but if they could, it would mean doomsday for us. Now George Washington’s use of spatulas to cross the Delaware was actually a huge term in JFK’s speech where he said ‘Hey- spatulas are cool. Remember when George Washington used them to cross the Delaware?’ Now JFK was yet another historical figure who used spatulas a lot, we actually see....” (I’m done typing this)

    • @azaleabread1641
      @azaleabread1641 3 роки тому +41

      A+

    • @gamingjedi52
      @gamingjedi52 3 роки тому +26

      UNDERRATED COMMENT

    • @kayleekirkpatrick9193
      @kayleekirkpatrick9193 3 роки тому +26

      this like when people type the Bee Movie script.

    • @Itstime4brakeatflake
      @Itstime4brakeatflake 3 роки тому +14

      You typed until 3:20 congrats :D

    • @meatball7669
      @meatball7669 3 роки тому +25

      “him use spatulas many, many times through this entire career. Mainly as a microphone because he did understand the difference between a spatula and a microphone because, fun fact, he was blind. Now, the different types of spatulas reflect your own personality type. If you like using the rubber ones, you are a psychopath, because you don’t use rubber spatulas to flip pancakes you use the hard ones. I’d don’t know why this keeps on happening but apparently people keep on using the rubber spatulas to flip their pancakes. It is not good the pancake ends up getting everywhere and it is a bad day for everyone. Now the main use for spatulas is actually flipping pancakes. WHO actually reported that 100% of spatula use is for pancakes.”

  • @maggies6205
    @maggies6205 4 роки тому +665

    IM NOT EVEN CAPPING I GOT A MIDROLL AD FOR KITCHEN UTENSILS

  • @winnielmao
    @winnielmao 4 роки тому +428

    “JFK was blind” ah, yes. How did I miss that in history class?

    • @mayar6284
      @mayar6284 3 роки тому +22

      He couldn’t see the bullet coming

    • @sqeak6317
      @sqeak6317 3 роки тому +8

      @@mayar6284 I mean you aren't *wrong*

    • @nigmare8032
      @nigmare8032 3 роки тому +9

      @@mayar6284 i shouldn't be giggling

    • @poppygreenbank
      @poppygreenbank 3 роки тому +3

      @@mayar6284 💀💀

  • @hyacintht
    @hyacintht 4 роки тому +777

    This man could tell me that he's just a figment of my imagination and I'd believe him

    • @myszokret5593
      @myszokret5593 3 роки тому +14

      wouldnt we all

    • @alexboucher1505
      @alexboucher1505 3 роки тому +31

      THIS DID NOT AGE WELL

    • @bree3354
      @bree3354 3 роки тому +7

      @@alexboucher1505 TRUE LMAOO

    • @ranbo0
      @ranbo0 3 роки тому +15

      @@alexboucher1505 TRUE... THIS GUY FORESHADOWED THE PLOT

    • @s4mIsh3r3
      @s4mIsh3r3 3 роки тому +5

      @@ranbo0 TRUEEEEE OH GOD

  • @aster_l
    @aster_l 3 роки тому +195

    "a burger is just a meat pancake"
    *I was certain that I could never cry...*
    *but you have proved me wrong*

  • @corinnefiege7563
    @corinnefiege7563 3 роки тому +93

    This is even better then Wilbur and schlatt talking about hot pockets for 15 minutes 😂

  • @asterism8007
    @asterism8007 3 роки тому +3151

    i’m only slightly ashamed to admit that i find this video very calming

  • @sambish3961
    @sambish3961 4 роки тому +550

    I love how the images just do not line up with what he said at all.

    • @ranbo0
      @ranbo0 3 роки тому +18

      What did you expect? He was *sleep deprived* after all.

    • @nosuchthingasgoodcows7003
      @nosuchthingasgoodcows7003 3 роки тому +14

      wdym all the information in this video is 100% true

    • @andioop1277
      @andioop1277 3 роки тому

      @@ranbo0 of ppp p on ppp ppp

    • @andioop1277
      @andioop1277 3 роки тому

      p ppp ppp p

    • @andioop1277
      @andioop1277 3 роки тому

      @@ranbo0 ppp ppp

  • @simrarana7644
    @simrarana7644 4 роки тому +1512

    Mom: Are you doing your social studies homework?
    Me: Well, um yes
    Mom: Can I see
    Me: It's just this 10min lecture about...
    Mom: Yes?
    Me: Spatulas

  • @cat-her-ine
    @cat-her-ine 3 роки тому +86

    Ranboo: "Every Spatula has feelings'
    Me: *runs to my kitchen to apologize*

  • @soap9427
    @soap9427 3 роки тому +45

    Ranboo then: spatulas have feelings
    Ranboo in “cooking” stream: I wish spatulas didn’t have feelings

  • @kazzoey2868
    @kazzoey2868 4 роки тому +638

    Ranboo is the type of guy to calmly kill a person whilst being drunk

  • @anikaachal6192
    @anikaachal6192 4 роки тому +5048

    Had a tough day😭 Came for the facts about spatula's to make me feel better😔✊

    • @ihatesamsicle
      @ihatesamsicle 4 роки тому +61

      and it worked ✨🔥😂💅💯

    • @077E4
      @077E4 4 роки тому +34

      @Miwi Pie 🌐🐰🐰🌐😘🐹🐰🐰🌐🐰💧🐭💧🐭🐱😀💧😀🐰🐹⛄🐹🌠🐤🐹🌰💦🙊💧⛄💧🐭😊🐰🌠🙈🌠🐻🐱🐶⚡😂😉😚😉😙😀😚😚😄😙😄😂😒😂😷👻😷😭😷😥😸😭😸👻😸👻👻😸💀😷😮😱😭😰👏✋👇👄👇👄💪🙀💪🙀👋✋👇😚😚🐶😸😰🐽🙊🐽🐽🐱🐒🐸🙊🐥🙊🐥🐸🐽🙊🙊🐷🙊🐽🐒🐸🙊🙊🐻🐵🐭🙊🙊🐸🙊🐵🐹🐒🐵🙊🐪🐊🐄🐆🐄🐆🐈🐋🍑🍆🍑🍆🍆🍑🍑🍌🍒🍌🍌🍆🍈🍕🍒🍅🍆🍄🍕🍕🍕🍑🍆🍑🍆🎸🏇🎪🏇🏇🏄🎫🏇🎣🚑🚗🚑🚛🚑🚍🚲🚍🚲🚘🚲🚘🚚🚜🚚🚲🚚🚡🚲🚚🚎🚚🚨🚐🚨🚒🚎🚒🚔🚒🚝🚘🚘🚛🚐🚗🚛🚈🚨🚖🚞🚅🚉🚅🚅🚞🚅🚈🚟🚡🚟🚆🚟🚆🚲🚧🚕🚝🚅🚅📠📹📠📹💸📡💸📡💸📡📠💿🔌📠🎥🔦🎥📠💵🔋💵💎💸💡🔩💡💸📱📠📠🎥📠🎥📠🎥📠🎥📠🎥📠📠🎌🎌🎌🚩🚩♊💛♊💛♊💖♊💘♉♈💜♈♒💈♒

    • @M4RSZ
      @M4RSZ 4 роки тому +6

      @@077E4 lmaoooooo 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Acyte
      @Acyte 4 роки тому +13

      @Miwi Pie hey🤺lets🕴make🚳word🇦🇬……这🛩……我要好好照顾📇可接受📨。是因为🔏?说话🛰……我会告诉🛫……一些朋友🎺this🛋has💥no🧾meaning🕘。。不要在这样做🎠,一次不小心看到我🛴,我的世界🔎goodbye🌫

    • @goldenjay11235
      @goldenjay11235 4 роки тому +8

      that is also one of the properties of a spatula, it can cure sadness.

  • @technoboo4740
    @technoboo4740 4 роки тому +432

    I love how a reference from “the office”, is just casually mentioned in a 10 minute spatula video.

    • @Peirsil
      @Peirsil 3 роки тому +11

      I JUST STARED AT YOUR PROFILE FOR 5 MINUTES IM CONFUSED AND SCREAMING

    • @technoboo4740
      @technoboo4740 3 роки тому +3

      @@Peirsil I have no idea why you are, but hopefully you’re okay now.

    • @ranbo0
      @ranbo0 3 роки тому

      @@technoboo4740 where did you get that profile, I *wannit*

  • @aliciaventresca6420
    @aliciaventresca6420 3 роки тому +59

    ranboo: a burger is a meat pancake
    me: ok
    my brain: wait-

  • @icatcats6898
    @icatcats6898 3 роки тому +130

    Ranboo: “I don’t sing”
    Also Ranboo: 8:00

    • @brookeee_78
      @brookeee_78 3 роки тому +3

      clicking on that lead me to an ad about beer and genshin impact-

  • @aztrel9452
    @aztrel9452 4 роки тому +189

    "don't look that up I'm right" - sleep deprived Ranboo 2020

  • @hpfan5188
    @hpfan5188 3 роки тому +806

    I am a sleep deprived person watching another sleep deprived person lie about the history of spatulas
    edit:i just looked up who created spatulas cuz ik he just made it up, but turns out the person who made spatulas is actually named Horace Spatula

    • @gravoxxavox7849
      @gravoxxavox7849 3 роки тому +15

      Is this actually any surprise?

    • @blacklilypad
      @blacklilypad 3 роки тому +36

      Ranboo is always right...well most of the time

    • @Potbugger
      @Potbugger 3 роки тому +3

      Oh wow

    • @dumbassfml1975
      @dumbassfml1975 3 роки тому +5

      Wow so funny that this guys name was the same as the object! I bet he invented them because it's the same word!

    • @dumbassfml1975
      @dumbassfml1975 3 роки тому +4

      Wow so funny that this guys name was the same as the object! I bet he invented them because it's the same word!

  • @kaicosplays1374
    @kaicosplays1374 3 роки тому +504

    No one:
    Ranboo’s family: WHY TF IS HE TALKING ABOUT SPATUlAS?????

  • @sweetdreamz_jpg
    @sweetdreamz_jpg 3 роки тому +49

    alt title: ranboo practicing his word vomit for 10 minutes

  • @iamcoolrealnotfake5486
    @iamcoolrealnotfake5486 3 роки тому +32

    this is even funnier after the flying spatula.

    • @stormysky1813
      @stormysky1813 3 роки тому +3

      In the start of this video he mentioned that every spatula is a sentient being and i feel like that explains a lot

  • @QuokkaWaka
    @QuokkaWaka 4 роки тому +379

    I really gonna click this video, skip to a random part, only to be told: "Fun fact, you would not have your cellphone if it wasn't for spatulas"

  • @kee22
    @kee22 4 роки тому +887

    Guys I think he’s going to be talking about spatulas in this video.. could be wrong though

    • @artisticloko
      @artisticloko 4 роки тому +18

      PFFFFF no way

    • @konpeki2037
      @konpeki2037 4 роки тому +32

      Your dumb as hell, he obviously was talking about goats

    • @Cj-fg5ge
      @Cj-fg5ge 4 роки тому +19

      I thought we were talking about a very long fork

    • @mcplumpkin6191
      @mcplumpkin6191 4 роки тому +6

      I think OP is having auditory hallucinations

    • @emmawoudul4917
      @emmawoudul4917 4 роки тому +3

      Whaaaaaaaaaat? Nahhhhhhh

  • @bellethedummy9355
    @bellethedummy9355 3 роки тому +283

    if i had a nickel for every time ranboo said “spatula,” i’d probably have a few dollars. idk tho i failed math

    • @lilyllamaaa
      @lilyllamaaa 3 роки тому +6

      Not me failing math with 2 weeks left of school but watching youtube instead of doing work anyway

    • @aliuros8552
      @aliuros8552 3 роки тому +10

      I think if I took a shot every time he said it I'd have alcohol poisoning

    • @markmybeloved1717
      @markmybeloved1717 3 роки тому +7

      83 times you'd have 83 nickels

    • @pog-topia9208
      @pog-topia9208 3 роки тому

      $4.15 lmao

  • @itsskxrma_
    @itsskxrma_ 3 роки тому +33

    "Did you know the word spatula actually means GOD?"
    I then had to reload the video-
    God told me to stop watching someone talk about spatulas for 10 minutes.
    Well, time to deny God himself-

  • @caseynbgf5013
    @caseynbgf5013 3 роки тому +10

    When he just says "Goodbye" 5:40 so calmly, it hit different

  • @beedoesthings8037
    @beedoesthings8037 4 роки тому +89

    Ranboo: Every single spatula that you have in your house is actually a sentient being with its own emotions.
    Me, remembering the spatula I snapped in half while making cookies two weeks ago, sweating: Oh, heh, is that so...

    • @croverns164
      @croverns164 3 роки тому +2

      MURDERER!

    • @neroquin
      @neroquin 3 роки тому +2

      Don't worry, they work like worms. If you snap them in half it's now just two spatulas.

    • @thediscomfortguy2863
      @thediscomfortguy2863 2 роки тому

      @@neroquin the other one is just a stick

  • @romanc.49
    @romanc.49 4 роки тому +273

    i never thought listening to a rant about spatulas could be so calming and entertaining. thanks for the vid, ranboo! ^^

    • @ranbo0
      @ranbo0 3 роки тому

      Lol ikr

  • @weenievee
    @weenievee 4 роки тому +547

    take a shot every time he says “spatula”

    • @artisticloko
      @artisticloko 4 роки тому +42

      OH GOODNESS NO

    • @artisticloko
      @artisticloko 4 роки тому +30

      @Gabrielle Harper '24 damn commitment

    • @artisticloko
      @artisticloko 4 роки тому +22

      @Gabrielle Harper '24 OH NO!!!!!! ARE YOU OK!!!!?????

    • @chextheroyalbastard3495
      @chextheroyalbastard3495 4 роки тому +21

      @Gabrielle Harper '24 GABBY NOOOO

    • @str4y17
      @str4y17 4 роки тому +21

      @Gabrielle Harper '24 oh god- are you okay? I’m sorry but I’m kinda wheezing

  • @thyrapettersson8178
    @thyrapettersson8178 3 роки тому +6

    Ranboo: ”Because ancient greece” *shows picture of Italy* 5:33

  • @LumosVeil
    @LumosVeil 3 роки тому +23

    So anyways I just came from the cooking stream where Ranboo's spatula just started ascending. This documentary never said anything about flying spatulas.

    • @bluusome
      @bluusome 3 роки тому +1

      that's because flying spatulas weren't actually rediscovered until the cooking stream! that spatula you saw was one of the few specimens that have survived today after Julius Ceasar Salad ordered the genocide of all flying spatulas in 39 BCE :)

  • @emmy7570
    @emmy7570 4 роки тому +104

    The fact that he goes crazy when he's tired is funny
    Edit: "you'd just get metal in your pancakes"
    Am I the only one who eats it like that normally?

    • @wyn798
      @wyn798 3 роки тому +4

      I mean HE did go insane on Twitter while tired sooooo

  • @momowilmes5809
    @momowilmes5809 4 роки тому +63

    I’m trying to write an essay at 1am and this is the only thing keeping me going w/o giving up.
    Edit: just realized this could be taken out of context as a sentient, sleep-deprived, Spongebob Squarepants.
    Edit #2: maybe it’s just sleep deprived me, but I’m trying not to wake up my mother with how hard I’m wheezing at “Now spatula means god.” and then silence.

  • @deez6883
    @deez6883 4 роки тому +57

    OMG I had no idea that Abraham Lincoln’s legs were made out of spatulas, thanks Ranboo

  • @kuronomofu1010
    @kuronomofu1010 3 роки тому +19

    Here's your award for getting here when Ranboo is at 2 million.
    🏆

  • @unknowny_
    @unknowny_ 3 роки тому +30

    What you didn't know was that the spatula man would have more than 1 million subscribers in less than half a year...

  • @kaenagreen1716
    @kaenagreen1716 4 роки тому +153

    I feel like the real techno would do this unironically💀💀

    • @mikaelakoh2684
      @mikaelakoh2684 3 роки тому +7

      Techno sometimes randomly talks about history in his videos😂its amazing

    • @ranbo0
      @ranbo0 3 роки тому

      @@mikaelakoh2684 ikrr

  • @MN-ys2pe
    @MN-ys2pe 4 роки тому +40

    I watched Wilbur and Schlatt talking about hot pockets for 15 minutes *twice*
    I enjoyed watching this video
    ...
    I think i just like watching people talking about random stuff

    • @artisticloko
      @artisticloko 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @MN-ys2pe
      @MN-ys2pe 4 роки тому

      @@mirs4235 oh yeah I watched that too I completely forgot about that while writing the comment

    • @OddestOfTheOdds
      @OddestOfTheOdds Рік тому

      Go watch him spin in a chair for 5 mins it’s hilarious in opinion but then again my Humor is broken

  • @carolan4735
    @carolan4735 4 роки тому +86

    i focused more on this video then my math class

  • @GhostKrow_
    @GhostKrow_ 2 роки тому +3

    Coming back down to Ranboo's old videos is like staring at old photos of my great grandmother...
    So proud of our tall oreo boy growing up so fast.

  • @lonelyravenyt3716
    @lonelyravenyt3716 3 роки тому +4

    i couldn't stop myself from giggling throughout this entire video. i love this man

  • @lucicat4894
    @lucicat4894 4 роки тому +317

    CONGRATULATIONS BIGGIE CHEESE ON 5K WE WON THE BET ON 2K SO FAST BUT NOW WE AT 5K WHAT?? you deserve it omg pls im not crying

  • @aisuuu9332
    @aisuuu9332 3 роки тому +16

    the small "byeeee.." when he makes a player fall out of the world makes me cry and laugh at the same time- ಥ‿ಥ

  • @WoodRoacher
    @WoodRoacher 4 роки тому +27

    The math teacher showing you the hardest way of solving a problem and claiming it to be the easiest:
    "Don't look that up, trust me I'm right"

  • @J3TZKII
    @J3TZKII 2 роки тому +6

    Ranboo when he made this video: sleep deprived
    Me watching this video: also sleep deprived

  • @Mercy_of_the_Devil
    @Mercy_of_the_Devil 3 роки тому +2

    “Don’t look that up... Trust me, I’m right.”
    That one quote at 5:50 perfectly defines the entire video

  • @almindi1667
    @almindi1667 4 роки тому +39

    4:03 *My jaw DROPPED at this*

  • @lemon_junkie1443
    @lemon_junkie1443 4 роки тому +166

    YESS THE SPATULA VID

  • @jackalscry8173
    @jackalscry8173 3 роки тому +23

    I am two minutes in and just dying.
    Edit 1: At 2:34 and it only gets more entertaining.
    Edit 2: At 3:16 and this is just perfect.
    Edit 3: “A burger is just a meat pancake.” He sounds so unbelievably confident in this assessment. We need more Tiredboo vids.
    Edit 4: 5:50 “Don’t look that up. Trust me, I’m right.”

  • @lilileetried
    @lilileetried 3 роки тому +5

    spatula obsession checkkkk
    8:49 imagine just talking to a friend and then:
    "do you know what a spatula is?"
    "what?"
    "do you know what a spatula is?"
    "no?"
    dials 911*
    "911, what's your emergency?"
    "my friend dont know what a spatula is..."

  • @Anime_cult24
    @Anime_cult24 2 роки тому +4

    2:24 is where “spatula”stops sounding like a word and starts sounding like a doctors prescription

  • @BUGID1999
    @BUGID1999 4 роки тому +3483

    Someone draw ship art of ranboo x spatula

  • @rell...
    @rell... 4 роки тому +44

    this video makes me so happy :D i was have a little anxiety attack, so this really helped me focus on something, thank you corner store technoblade 🤍

  • @plutopixelz9541
    @plutopixelz9541 4 роки тому +78

    5k pog you deserve it dude, I can hear the enthusiasm in this video as you speak about spatulas

  • @CoreyTaylorForPresident2024
    @CoreyTaylorForPresident2024 Рік тому +2

    why do i find this calming asf, but this funny. this is definely me talking while tired asf. but just wow. how he knows this much about spatulas though.

  • @dantedearest8440
    @dantedearest8440 3 роки тому +3

    5:03 the government doesn’t want us to know this, ranboo is a true inspiration for teaching us such important information that the schools refuse to teach the people

  • @thedarkphantom1784
    @thedarkphantom1784 4 роки тому +46

    The justice league thing really caught me off guard

  • @Delaneyluv
    @Delaneyluv 4 роки тому +32

    when you realize that ranboo only spoke about spatulas for like 8 minutes

  • @zenplease
    @zenplease 4 роки тому +17

    Man I've only had Ranboo for two day and I already love him. What a cool dude.

  • @gabchetoo444
    @gabchetoo444 3 роки тому +2

    Ranbo makes everything so interesting. Love you, Ranboo

  • @tsuromie
    @tsuromie 3 роки тому +8

    I watched this when I was sleep deprived and I’m ashamed to say that I believed everything that this man said

  • @daypsych
    @daypsych 4 роки тому +32

    We not going to talk about how I just watched 10 minutes of a tall man talking about spatulas

  • @flynt6070
    @flynt6070 4 роки тому +15

    Someone get this man a resource pack that turns swords into spatulas.

  • @Mista_silly
    @Mista_silly 3 роки тому +27

    Not me sending this to my teacher making her think it’s all true

  • @Amaris_Antics
    @Amaris_Antics 3 роки тому +7

    I'm sleep deprived and getting ready for work while watching this and I wouldn't have it any other way

  • @ivory-songbird517
    @ivory-songbird517 3 роки тому +8

    As someone who's been learning about Ancient Greece for 8 years I can confirm this

  • @Joseph-ye1lv
    @Joseph-ye1lv 3 роки тому +18

    ranboo calling burgers meat pancakes elicited my fight or flight response.

  • @sand_yak
    @sand_yak 4 роки тому +44

    Hell ya dude! this past few weeks hasn’t been the best for me, but your vids and streams have really helped me (:

  • @starling1742
    @starling1742 4 роки тому +7

    I absolutely love just the “bye” wt 5:00

    • @starling1742
      @starling1742 4 роки тому +1

      AND AGAIN AT 5:40 THATS JUST THE BEST

  • @mooseknuckles8503
    @mooseknuckles8503 3 роки тому +9

    As of yesterday/today (depending on time zone) we have seen spatulas fly. Much has changed.

  • @NotTheBestArtist00
    @NotTheBestArtist00 Рік тому +2

    Ranboo is the type of teacher to talk about a lesson while you dose off for 10 seconds and look back and be completely lost

  • @lovelylizzz
    @lovelylizzz 4 роки тому +159

    dude you’re growing so quick 🥺 I’m sooo happy for you congrats on hitting 5k subs 💜✨

    • @Butterfly1025A
      @Butterfly1025A 4 роки тому +5

      The glow-up since then... wow. 300k+ subs in three months.

    • @JULIE-bd8tt
      @JULIE-bd8tt 4 роки тому +6

      @@Butterfly1025A hohoho, 500k subs in 7 hours baby

    • @alexandrarivera2332
      @alexandrarivera2332 3 роки тому +5

      Here at over 1 million

    • @Ali.3.
      @Ali.3. 3 роки тому +1

      He’s now at 3.81mil :0

  • @anarchyluvx3752
    @anarchyluvx3752 4 роки тому +37

    CONGRATS RANBOO MULANEY FOR 5K

  • @tessa3289
    @tessa3289 4 роки тому +8

    ranboo was at 4k in september 2020, and now he's at 662k in jan 2020- he's grown so much and he deserves it so much and more! congratulations ranboo! 💕

  • @Spectre_does_stuff
    @Spectre_does_stuff Рік тому +3

    I am vaguely ashamed of the fact this is my comfort video

  • @ebony_raven9489
    @ebony_raven9489 3 роки тому +3

    3:39
    "I don't know why this keeps on happening," Literally me

  • @fallenidiot
    @fallenidiot 4 роки тому +22

    I’m using this for when we need to write an informative essay

  • @siIhouettes
    @siIhouettes 4 роки тому +6

    When you said that burger patties are just meat pancakes, i just stared, eyes wide, with my jaw open, in disbelief, about how I've never thought of that. You have opened my eyes today.

  • @hayhay4357
    @hayhay4357 4 роки тому +7

    7:42 sounds just LIKE TECHNO.

  • @demi_goddex
    @demi_goddex 2 роки тому +2

    ok but what's worse:
    the fact that this video exists, or the fact that it *literally slowed my heart rate while listening to it?*
    fr tho it was around 120bpm after an anxiety attack and I couldn't get it down, listened to this video it's now around 93bpm. thanks for that mr boo

  • @barva9882
    @barva9882 3 роки тому +9

    "Everyone knows the word *spatula* We should report everyone who doesn't!"
    *Me, using Google Translator before watching the video to understand, what the hell is he going to talk about....*