Plague Inc: Custom Scenarios - The Koboldening

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  • @MineCartable
    @MineCartable 8 місяців тому +436

    The fact that you played through this without truly understanding what you were turning people into is impressive.

    • @carsontheoof
      @carsontheoof 8 місяців тому +54

      As a furry I'm like. "Since when was prauvus a furry?"

    • @gammelsniper1687
      @gammelsniper1687 8 місяців тому +17

      well this is a surprise to be sure but a welcome one

    • @acake6654
      @acake6654 8 місяців тому +31

      pravus doesnt need to hear all that, hes a highly trained professional.

    • @CaseyTheSnake0
      @CaseyTheSnake0 8 місяців тому +13

      Yip!

    • @wolvzunion6831
      @wolvzunion6831 8 місяців тому +16

      @@carsontheoof this isnt even the first scenario like this hes played lmao

  • @tigerman782
    @tigerman782 8 місяців тому +293

    Actually as it turns out, on the whole, humanity is getting taller. The average height has gone up about 6 inches last I read.

    • @theinsanegamer1024
      @theinsanegamer1024 8 місяців тому +20

      Height is going up, but from what I remember, it seems to have plateaued in many places. Effectively, 6 ft average is about the safe maximum? People can get taller, but it comes with health risks once you get to certain heights, so likely the average height would max at around 6 feet. Makes sense from a biological perspective as well as cultural. Someone who's too tall faces issues as many things are not designed for them, somewhat reducing the chances of having a child and increasing the genetic pool that allows their height. Definitely not by much, but... yeah.

    • @mariox204
      @mariox204 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@@theinsanegamer1024the people getting taller isnt genetical is because people can afford food and have enough nutritition to grow

    • @theinsanegamer1024
      @theinsanegamer1024 8 місяців тому +1

      @@mariox204 Yes. Genetics also plays a roll as well, however. Nutrition is probably the biggest factor, though.

    • @realdaggerman105
      @realdaggerman105 8 місяців тому +5

      @@mariox204
      If I remember right, the remains we have of early hunter-gatherer peoples were actually, on average, much taller than the following agricultural civilisations. A diverse diet leads to good nutrition and taller heights! Also why monarchs and elites historically tended to be taller than their subjects.

    • @harmonicadud
      @harmonicadud 8 місяців тому +1

      As a dutchie i must say i was about to say "maybe you, we are only getting taller"

  • @Headlessgenie
    @Headlessgenie 8 місяців тому +139

    Kobold creation without a ludicrous amount of accidental casualties? Impossible

  • @Ashkihyena
    @Ashkihyena 8 місяців тому +85

    Uh oh, now we’re gonna be fighting over how to sort moss…

    • @sagethelemur
      @sagethelemur 8 місяців тому +14

      i get this reference lol

    • @realdaggerman105
      @realdaggerman105 8 місяців тому +8

      Taste, obviously.

    • @sagethelemur
      @sagethelemur 8 місяців тому +9

      @@realdaggerman105 nah youre supposed to sort it by color

    • @sharkplay1261
      @sharkplay1261 8 місяців тому +7

      ​@@sagethelemurwell I sorts it by tastes

    • @stubbornspaceman7201
      @stubbornspaceman7201 8 місяців тому +7

      @@sharkplay1261I sort by moistness

  • @Munnstery
    @Munnstery 8 місяців тому +98

    Got to love kobolds! My goofy little german goblins.
    Literally... translate it.

    • @sestrarsestror3417
      @sestrarsestror3417 8 місяців тому +8

      The actual Kobolde are neat, but the variations they got turned into in DnD 3.5e are a special case. Granted, they were still respectable, before 5e cutified and beautified them, which had very expected consequences within certain fetishes, which break cotnainment way too often for my liking.

    • @rowbot5555
      @rowbot5555 8 місяців тому +5

      @sestrarsestor3417 people were like this for kobolds before 5e too, and its only in the latter half of 5es existance so far that tried to make them more personlike, even the first playable character version of them was very much still heavily monster leaning

    • @ninochaosdrache3189
      @ninochaosdrache3189 8 місяців тому +4

      Kobolds are called Kobolds in German as well. They are seperate species.

    • @Echo_the_half_glitch
      @Echo_the_half_glitch 8 місяців тому

      I see them around sometimes and I like them because they're like little flightless dragons

  • @hiddentruth1982
    @hiddentruth1982 8 місяців тому +72

    It's more of the dnd kobold. They are a bipedal lizard that is short and in large numbers.

    • @LloydTheZephyrian
      @LloydTheZephyrian 8 місяців тому +17

      And they're a common... target for certain parts of the internet.

    • @thatguy5391
      @thatguy5391 8 місяців тому +10

      ​@@LloydTheZephyrianno..... Not my kobolds

    • @LloydTheZephyrian
      @LloydTheZephyrian 8 місяців тому +7

      @@thatguy5391 Do they exist? If so, they fall under the 34th rule of the internet.
      Sorry, I don't make the rules.

    • @ninochaosdrache3189
      @ninochaosdrache3189 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@@LloydTheZephyrian
      I don't see them that often. Dragons seem to be far more common than Kobolds

    • @darkclawgreatonenas
      @darkclawgreatonenas 6 місяців тому

      @@ninochaosdrache3189 depends on the Kobolds, in the West, they are small dragon like people, but in the East, Kobolds are dog people...

  • @mementomori5580
    @mementomori5580 8 місяців тому +113

    It's actually the oposite, on average, people are getting taller.
    you might have confused it with "island dwarfism" where, when a population is isolated on an island, the population tends to shrink down over generations.

    • @mariox204
      @mariox204 8 місяців тому +4

      Im pretty sure it also exist island gigantism, in an isolated island bigs things go smol and small things go big

  • @adm2275
    @adm2275 8 місяців тому +38

    Height tends to be good for fighting, it increased body mass which lets you be more durable when people hit you and reach to strike out.
    Of course with guns that kinda doesn’t matter but when it comes to stuff like boxing or MMA you’ll notice height and weight gives you a adavantage.

  • @remontariv1130
    @remontariv1130 8 місяців тому +201

    Plague Inc Modders and The Barely Disguised Fetish

    • @davisvoelzke8011
      @davisvoelzke8011 8 місяців тому +9

      Fetish be like

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC 8 місяців тому +54

      Look, transformation plagues are cool, ok?

    • @acake6654
      @acake6654 8 місяців тому +9

      @@SupersuMC not ok, now make everyone in the entire world turn into fascists.

    • @davisvoelzke8011
      @davisvoelzke8011 8 місяців тому +14

      @@SupersuMC transformation fetishes be like

    • @ninochaosdrache3189
      @ninochaosdrache3189 8 місяців тому +11

      ​@@SupersuMC
      As a furry I agree

  • @skollgrimmson
    @skollgrimmson 8 місяців тому +36

    Since i didn't read it: These are the kobolds from DnD 5e. Some of them are quite fanatic about dragons, some really great companions. 😅

    • @Echo_the_half_glitch
      @Echo_the_half_glitch 8 місяців тому +2

      So like me if I were a monster/weird lil guy. (I love dragons, I think they're cute and cool as hell)

    • @skollgrimmson
      @skollgrimmson 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Echo_the_half_glitch You would be a great companion for sure 🧡

  • @JaqFlash
    @JaqFlash 8 місяців тому +23

    "No Take Candle" Oh the memories :)

  • @Ksorkrax
    @Ksorkrax 8 місяців тому +18

    Mythologial kobolds are tiny and often ugly humanoids with vast magical powers, mieschievous tricksters. The term is somewhat equal to mythological gnomes and goblins, more or less the german equivalent.
    This mod, however, most likely refers to the usage of the term in D&D, where they are child sized lizard people with dragon ancestry.
    Warcraft kobolds are closer to the mythological ones. Given their underground theme, they are most likely specifically based on Knockers, mieschievous mine spirits, which can be considered to be a subtype of kobolds (if we take the term wide). By appearance, they have strong similarties to the irish Fear Dearg.

  • @MrSHADOWANGEL999
    @MrSHADOWANGEL999 8 місяців тому +14

    To koboldly go where no one has kolgone before

  • @Master_Art_the_Gamer
    @Master_Art_the_Gamer 8 місяців тому +13

    Amazing that Pravus not only doesn't know D&D, but played through a D&D meme scenario without knowing what the meme was about. The kobolds in WoW and like Pravus was talking about are more in line with real world folklore, and closer to the first edition D&D kobolds. I'm not sure why D&D kobolds turned into tiny dragon people in 2nd and 3rd edition, but they are icons of the game now so doubt that will ever change.

    • @siosilvar
      @siosilvar 8 місяців тому +3

      2e wasn't dragon people, that was all 3e. 2e had folklore-like kobolds, and 1e had weird lizard dogs

    • @Nemnar7
      @Nemnar7 3 місяці тому

      This made me sad too! Like I got it immediately! Lol

  • @Blatant-pidgeon2
    @Blatant-pidgeon2 8 місяців тому +12

    I love how pravus just starts yabbering about a random topic for a little feature. 🤣

  • @Helmet_412
    @Helmet_412 8 місяців тому +15

    Yes plague inc custom scenarios!

  • @bobdylan4473
    @bobdylan4473 8 місяців тому +27

    Lizard people will see this and just say "hell yeah"

  • @JamesThagarius
    @JamesThagarius 8 місяців тому +34

    The scalie disease.

    • @Echo_the_half_glitch
      @Echo_the_half_glitch 8 місяців тому

      For some it's the best disease, for others it's horrifying

  • @dragonesseather
    @dragonesseather 8 місяців тому +2

    I would happily become a Kobold to escape the horridness that is human life...

  • @THECHEESELORD69
    @THECHEESELORD69 8 місяців тому +25

    My guy you do not want to be tall, I’m 15 and yet I banged my head on the top of the bus door while going to school. BE SHORT!

  • @indigofenix00
    @indigofenix00 8 місяців тому +8

    Being short lets you survive on less food, while being taller is good for most other things. For most of the world having enough food is less of a concern than it used to be, so the average height is increasing.

    • @realdaggerman105
      @realdaggerman105 8 місяців тому +1

      More mass = more energy burned. So, while height is obviously a factor, weight also plays a big part. A tall, lanky man might burn fewer calories than a robust short man.
      Tall people have some nice benefits. Naturally healthier hearts and lungs, because to pump blood across more area you need to naturally go harder, and larger lungs for that sweet sweet lung capacity. But they are at much greater risk of things like back pain and injury, leg and foot pain, and also tall people live shorter lives on average!
      Give and a take. Past 6ft you don’t really gain that much from the extra height.

  • @dexwrex7594
    @dexwrex7594 8 місяців тому +8

    ANBENNAR is a EU4 mod where you have this Kobolds, they are like small dragons

  • @Mik3l24
    @Mik3l24 8 місяців тому +17

    There we go, the pathowogen has been unleashed. Scalies shall rule the world!

  • @jaylebo2025
    @jaylebo2025 8 місяців тому +2

    Speaking as someone who is 6'3", being taller isn't as cracked up as it's made to be. Spinal issues increase substantially for every inch past 6', and once you pass 7', heart problems become prevalent. Most of the tallest humans on record died from heart failure prior to turning 30.

  • @Shadowgun453
    @Shadowgun453 8 місяців тому +8

    So I think they were going for more pathfinder or dnd kobolds, as they are lizards in those settings.

  • @catkook543
    @catkook543 8 місяців тому +1

    for height, i can see some advantages for both being tall and being short
    if your short
    - you can more easily fit in tighter spaces
    - less posture/ache issues
    - reach lower without bending
    if your tall.
    - you can run faster
    - reach higher up

  • @Thecoolthing_
    @Thecoolthing_ 8 місяців тому +6

    YAAAAAAAAY HE FINALLY DID PLUAGE INC AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @archangelofsorrow
    @archangelofsorrow 7 місяців тому

    kobolds are like dragon-flavored goblins, at least the version that is used for this scenario

  • @transyuri4534
    @transyuri4534 7 місяців тому

    In folk lore Kobolds bassically serve the same purpose. It's in pop culture that there's a significant difference. They're depicted as dog-like in Japan, and lizard-like in the US. They generally live colonially, have a penchant for digging about half the time, and are regarded as goblins but clever in terms of mannerisms.

  • @starhalv2427
    @starhalv2427 8 місяців тому +4

    Being bigger does carry with it a slight increase in resistance to cancer, as cancer will kill itself before it can kill you if you're big enought. Tho if I remember correctly out of all land creatures only elephants are completely immune to death from cancer.

    • @rowbot5555
      @rowbot5555 8 місяців тому +1

      They're not even completely immune, they just have resistance

    • @starhalv2427
      @starhalv2427 8 місяців тому +1

      @@rowbot5555
      I wrote "immune to death from cancer", not "immune to cancer"

    • @realdaggerman105
      @realdaggerman105 8 місяців тому

      @@starhalv2427
      Elephants still die from cancer. Apparently (and this was top google search, so take it with a grain of salt) around 1/20 elephants die due to cancer. Or around there. So much less than people.
      Also, being taller actually does the opposite of what you said. We have a lot of research and generally they claim that for every 10cm (4 inches) over average height someone is, their likelihood of getting cancer increases by roughly 10%.
      While we don’t truly know why, larger animals naturally evolved some mechanism specifically to deal with cancer out of necessity. Whereas large people are only really adapted to be average human height, and are an uncommon extreme. Like a really small moose or very large mouse.

  • @CyberWolfGaming2020
    @CyberWolfGaming2020 8 місяців тому

    Kobolds are actually like little bipedal dragons and often serve as minions to dragons. They are not very strong but they usually have pack tactics. They are actually pretty neat little creatures in Dungeons and Dragons.

  • @panternwolf5028
    @panternwolf5028 8 місяців тому +2

    So on ilands you tend to get dwarf spicies. It has a few advantages with the optimal size being about the size of a bunny.

  • @steveaustin4118
    @steveaustin4118 8 місяців тому +3

    being 5' 3" a few more inches would be relly nice, but I have a 6' 2" 14 year old son who can reach all the top shelves

  • @manfredrichtoften8848
    @manfredrichtoften8848 8 місяців тому

    Holy fucking mackerel, I haven't seen this channel since I went to elementary. Glad to see you're still going but I can't believe anyone is still making Plague Inc content.

  • @FrostyTheDragon
    @FrostyTheDragon 8 місяців тому

    Supposedly there are some kobold myths that associate them with fire. And supposedly there's a couple cases where certain types of kobolds are called 'drakes'.
    If anyone can confirm that, there's where the conflation of kobolds and dragons (the one that D&D runs with starting from 3rd edition) would come from.
    .....either that or D&D decided "they're the house spirits within dragon homes, why wouldn't their forms reflect the ego of the homeowner?" or something like that.

  • @Thethingbelowthename
    @Thethingbelowthename 8 місяців тому

    There's blissfully unaware, and then there's THIS.

  • @Fluff4
    @Fluff4 8 місяців тому +1

    I love kobolds so much they are goober

  • @logenunderwood9921
    @logenunderwood9921 8 місяців тому +3

    The kobolds they were talking about are from DND

  • @franksmedley8619
    @franksmedley8619 8 місяців тому

    Hello Pravus.
    Kobold. The word originates from German legends as a small underground dwelling reptile species in ancient tales. In such tales, kobolds were enemies of dwarves and stole things from the dwarves as well as fought them occasionally. Fights were mostly ambushes of small dwarf parties, since kobolds were in no way as strong or had the endurance and constitution of dwarves. The balance was that kobolds were 'sneaky', stealthy, cunning, and could go places that even dwarves could not fit.
    D&D kobolds were created to fit this theme. So they are around 2 1/2 to 3 feet tall, slim, scaled, reptiles that are cunning, sly, stealthy, can see in the dark, and opportunists in taking things away from others too large to engage frontally. Masses of kobolds are, indeed, dangerous. And a kobold 'swarm' has a much higher morale and dedication to fighting for what they want or need. Since kobolds breed very quickly and in large numbers, they can be a real 'pest' in the underdark.
    Kobolds tend to stay in and around the deeper regions, but often are in conflict with Goblins closer to the surface world. Kobolds with little access to the surface, or other races with such contact, rarely have 'real' weapons. Their weapons being more like the poorer tribes of Goblins. Both species collect, breed, and utilize spiders, cave rats, and various insect species. Both for food, and resources.
    The deeper tribes of kobolds have entire 'cities' of their own and have a higher 'technology' than those further away in smaller tribes. They mine and refine metals, make weapons and armor, and simple machines. They have a 'more advanced' culture, and see themselves as descendants of Dragons.
    I recommend reading source materials for D&D to get a better handle upon kobolds.
    The game seems to have as a premise, a D&D kobold that uses some sort of magic to cause changes to 'infect' the world to create more kobolds.

  • @yourlocalcorrectidiot927
    @yourlocalcorrectidiot927 7 місяців тому

    9:54 it’s a mix of both they are small dragon goblin grimblos

  • @Makarosc
    @Makarosc 6 місяців тому

    a kobold is like the dragonborn version of a dwarf

  • @Blox_fruit_would_you_rather
    @Blox_fruit_would_you_rather 8 місяців тому +6

    I love these vids plage and rebel a re the best i watch them all. ❤❤❤

  • @icewolfwolfie173
    @icewolfwolfie173 8 місяців тому

    Mini Dragon lizards? Hell yes they are adorable.

  • @Jaybird_102
    @Jaybird_102 8 місяців тому +4

    Eyyy, been a while since pravus has played a furry virus in Plauge inc.
    Edit: sorry Scalie

  • @ravenous1282
    @ravenous1282 8 місяців тому

    been watching you since 2019, it's been a loooooong journery, keep it up 👍

  • @ALE199-ita
    @ALE199-ita 8 місяців тому +2

    I'm going to steal this for my DnD games

  • @christopherg2347
    @christopherg2347 8 місяців тому

    Those are obviously _Dungeons and Dragons_ Kobolds.
    As can be seen in the artwork. Your editor understood it when putting in the profile picture.
    Trials for a teeth regrow drug are sheduled for July 2024. Made by the Medical Research Institute Kitano Hospital in Osaka, Japan.

  • @heatherdukeswifeandgirlfriend
    @heatherdukeswifeandgirlfriend 8 місяців тому +2

    babes wake up pravus dropped

  • @stkosta2482
    @stkosta2482 7 місяців тому

    The study is about humans getting taller. Since we can eat a lot more in the last 100 years the average has grown by about 15-20cm or something like that i believe.

  • @silentnight6810
    @silentnight6810 8 місяців тому +2

    PRAISE PRAVUS

  • @FurryNonsense
    @FurryNonsense 8 місяців тому +7

    The furry apocalypse begins òwó

  • @kritikalmatix
    @kritikalmatix 8 місяців тому +1

    holy jeeps it's a real a plague inc video

  • @chrishardy559
    @chrishardy559 Місяць тому

    this was dungeons and dragons style kobolds

  • @maniac6655
    @maniac6655 8 місяців тому

    in my language a Koblod is an irish Leprechaun xD

  • @A.A.R-x7k
    @A.A.R-x7k 8 місяців тому

    Toothless Apocalypse

  • @ninochaosdrache3189
    @ninochaosdrache3189 8 місяців тому +3

    When the furry convention gets out of hand.

  • @Kyle-r5f
    @Kyle-r5f 6 місяців тому

    Imagine a scenario that's just the terraria courruption

  • @kleefirestar
    @kleefirestar 8 місяців тому

    Lizards in dnd

  • @gamerman0252
    @gamerman0252 8 місяців тому +1

    Lol don’t see many people explaining this but cobalts or just short humanoid lizard people with fire breath no wings and a love to serve they are Dragon Masters.

  • @aaron-v5r8e
    @aaron-v5r8e 8 місяців тому

    I also think of the d&d kobolds little mostly wingless dragon humanoids

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 8 місяців тому +1

    I really wish the comic cotinued being created.

  • @REDPLAYZ4406
    @REDPLAYZ4406 8 місяців тому +2

    I love these videos

  • @DeermanDr
    @DeermanDr 8 місяців тому +1

    Hey Pravus, can you play different factions in hoi4 owb? I am still waiting for that Enclave run

  • @caseyhaywardfoxington5324
    @caseyhaywardfoxington5324 8 місяців тому +1

    KOBOLDS ARE CREATURE BORN FROM LITERAL DRAGON GODS FLESH BONE AND BLOOD the dragon gods in order to create new life sacrificed not only a part of thier body but thier imortality as well actual dnd lore

  • @paarthurnax2967
    @paarthurnax2967 8 місяців тому +4

    nice

  • @ShedHead-wx9lv
    @ShedHead-wx9lv 8 місяців тому +1

    Dragon born, but worse, that is kobold

  • @brida9168
    @brida9168 8 місяців тому

    If that happens in real life will tell you screwed on this planet just got to get out the planet

  • @lionfighter10
    @lionfighter10 8 місяців тому

    We call goblins kobold in hungary

  • @lizzenorlander1593
    @lizzenorlander1593 8 місяців тому

    Hey Pravus, if you think of kobolds in D&D terms it makes more sense.

  • @Lickicker
    @Lickicker 8 місяців тому

    The kobolds the scenario is talking about are from D&D. Their not to far off from goblins honestly. Small little dragon looking guys that are barely considered sentient and are often counted as pests.

  • @SirBlack-jv8rg
    @SirBlack-jv8rg 2 місяці тому

    Dragon kobolds are lesser dragons basically

  • @petrskyba3960
    @petrskyba3960 8 місяців тому +1

    i realized that cobolts are furries

  • @arctichowler8487
    @arctichowler8487 8 місяців тому

    D&D kobold is dragon blood made race

  • @SharkE-yu3mc
    @SharkE-yu3mc 8 місяців тому

    Why did the video become two bit for me?

  • @grummelchen3428
    @grummelchen3428 7 місяців тому

    Kobold means Goblin in German

  • @Markalovich
    @Markalovich 8 місяців тому +2

    W

  • @GodOfPlague
    @GodOfPlague 8 місяців тому

    Me smol eat less food.

  • @BSH9009
    @BSH9009 8 місяців тому +1

    Pravus has never played DnD or BG3 has he?
    Ps. Screw veing short.

  • @LokeMx
    @LokeMx 8 місяців тому

    Play "Dinosaur Plague" by setipaiq

  • @SirFace4
    @SirFace4 8 місяців тому +1

    I think Kobolds are weak Descendants of dragons.

  • @LukasHrajeCZ
    @LukasHrajeCZ 8 місяців тому

    I heard that kobolds are mostly gay 🗿

  • @grassulus158
    @grassulus158 8 місяців тому +3

    30 second gang

  • @AriAriana0707
    @AriAriana0707 8 місяців тому

    eyyy

  • @RiotClientsSecurity
    @RiotClientsSecurity 8 місяців тому

    moar THEY ARE BILLIONS PLS

  • @quinny-bn4jw
    @quinny-bn4jw 6 місяців тому

    I am commenting #BringBackDislikes on every unique UA-cam video that I watch for the rest of 2024, regardless of if I actually dislike the video or not. This is video 2429.

  • @lChronosl93
    @lChronosl93 8 місяців тому

    OwO