8:45 "FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK, YOU SLOW BASTARD!" I love how Wade, partway through saying that, started laughed because he realized how harsh it actually sounded, lol.
That along with “I’ve seen shorter people” are like Wade’s versions of Bob’s “It’s me, Gandalf the Bald” and “Get your ACNE out of your EARS, and GO, _LEFT.”_
"legs attach long on the loopy side" love to see the 'coherent' instructions finally being understood and not over their heads again like 'receiving on the flowers'
Things often make sense if you look at them from a different point of view, Mark happens to view them upside down and in reverse at the same time. It makes sense if you uh.. just do that too!
@@TheyCallHimFrankYeah I would instinctively think about the orientation of the finished object when reading the instructions - I think it's based on how your brain thinks about 3D objects... in my head I can see things in full 3D and move my perspective around them like a free cam mode sorta thing, and I can see inside the shape of them (useful for figuring out how to make a mould for something and how to make attachments e.g.) 🤔. I can also "explode" assemblies of parts in my head to see how they come apart or go together. And I'm able to flip between a top down map view and a sorta... street view style perspective when thinking about routes and navigating around places, which is all very useful! It's partly how my brain has always worked, but taking things apart/putting them together, ans using CAD for 3D engineering design definitely strengthened it 😅
I can't tell if he's being annoying on purpose or if he's just trying to flex his terminology. He made things far more difficult than they needed to be.
Well. Acktualy, what you refer to as “language” is actually vocabulary. Which is his choice of which words to use rather than what language he speaks. 🧐
Mark may be technically correct, traditionally "the best kind of correct," but language is about communication. If you cannot have your meaning understood by the listener you have failed. In that sense, Mark is wrong.
@@Lethargy514 No, it isn't the failure of the leader that the crew suddenly is too dumb to understand, when an average reasonable person most certainly could understand it. Any such condemnation must first be checked against the reasonable person clause, such that it is one of the cornerstones of law.
I just realized... Asking Bob to remember or imagine a shape or pattern is a bad idea. Because Bob doesnt imagine pictures like Mark and Wade does. He imagines concepts.
Watching Mark, Bob, and Wade is like watching your dad and his two best friends trying to figure out how to fix your dad’s car while drinking beer and making jokes. Change my mind
Yeah and which one of them is most like your dad changes depending on the person. There are three kinds of dads, everyone's dad is either a Mark, a Bob or a Wade.
Video’s barely begun and I already have glorious favorite lines of “Alright, you guy’s can’t count, well done.” “8 shall be the number!” “THOU SHALT REACH TWELVE.” “This level looks easy !” “I *LOVE THIS LAMP!”* “Turn it!! It’s DONE! FOR THE LOVE OF *FYoutub* you Slow BASt _ard”_
Wade being Wade - a chaotic series 7:26 - I LOVE THIS LAMP 7:35 - can someone weiner me in the middle?? 11:29 - HURRY 16:38 - *the cry for help* 16:52 - ok now he's traumatized 25:10 - AAA! 25:28 - *yeets Mark into the void without care* 26:50 - *CHOKES* "Mark, why are you on top of me?"
Yeah I love how he never yells or threatens anyone or anything, just super cool about everything all the time. . . *nervously glances over at I Am Bread*
I think my favorite part still is mark talking about tessellating pattern when tessellating pattern is repeating shapes that have no gaps or overlaps while both of those patterns have overlaps
🤣🤣 if you aren’t watching the screen at 16:59 the imagination really doesn’t track with what’s being said. Wade screaming Bob: what’s happening Mark: wades suffering a hell of his own making Wades screaming Bob: where’s the gun? 😂😂
This and Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes bring me insane amounts of joy. Can’t explain it, but I think it’s because for once other people are stressed while I am not 😅
3:07 I need a little ✨~leggy~✨ 4:00 counting shenanigans begin 8:45 FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK, YOU SLOW BASTARD! 12:16 Aw, we were only 40 away from the MAZIN-mazin 🙄 (????) 14:00 Bob squawk 14:17 Mario death-shriek 16:38 GET THE *FUCK* OUTTA MY-thank you-AAAAAAHHH AAAAAAAHHHHH 18:26 This is the way-WHAT 25:29 Fix it from the outside 26:52 *Mark, why are you on top of me*
Hard mode: listening to this in the gym without laughing hysterically. Especially with Wade Monty Python-ing the number of bolts that SHOULD go into a pinata.😂
i love watching Mark use ridiculously convoluted systems to explain things compared to how he uses the most clear acronyms in Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes with Bob lmao
When the three of them get together I laugh so hard and so much that I'm no longer making noises, my sides hurt and I realize I've wet myself...but I feel the happiest I have in a loooong time. I love you Mark, Bob & Wade!
Hello mark, I just want to say I grew up watching your videos and I am still enjoying them to this day. Your videos always make me laugh and smile and have helped me when I’ve gone through some tough times. I am unbelievably happy for how well things have gone for you and I only wish you the best of luck moving forward. I can’t imagine forgetting about your videos and wouldn’t be surprised if I’m still watching and rewatching your videos until the day I die. Keep up the good work. 🥹
Customer service: Rest assured your family will only get the finest of our products, well put together, ethically built and that’s a promise Meanwhile in the warehouse: 18:2819:0719:13
These videos are impossible to have on in the background because of the sheer amount of made up words and phrases that Mark says that I have absolutely no reference for unless I’m actively watching what’s happening 😂
Guys, I think it's time Mark and ol' Slendy have themselves a reunion. Slenderman: The Arrival just had a MASSIVE 10th Anniversary update with huge graphical improvements, more environments to explore, a scarier feel, a better storyline, and butt ton of lore! MAKE HIM SEE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8:45 "FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK, YOU SLOW BASTARD!"
I love how Wade, partway through saying that, started laughed because he realized how harsh it actually sounded, lol.
“Uhh sorry i got a little angry there.”
I love our dumbass wade 😭
💖💖💖
LOL so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I replayed that part soooo many times. It was just too funny.
That along with “I’ve seen shorter people” are like Wade’s versions of Bob’s “It’s me, Gandalf the Bald” and “Get your ACNE out of your EARS, and GO, _LEFT.”_
16:38 Wade saying "Fuck outta my way," followed by a quick "thank you," then immediately stumbling to his doom, is hilarious!
"meow, fuck out the way"
- Gary the Snail
*_”GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY-_* thank you- *AAAAH! AHHHHGGGHGHG!”*
"legs attach long on the loopy side" love to see the 'coherent' instructions finally being understood and not over their heads again like 'receiving on the flowers'
They are distall to the table!!!
That is perfectly understandable
Things often make sense if you look at them from a different point of view, Mark happens to view them upside down and in reverse at the same time. It makes sense if you uh.. just do that too!
@@TheyCallHimFrankYeah I would instinctively think about the orientation of the finished object when reading the instructions - I think it's based on how your brain thinks about 3D objects... in my head I can see things in full 3D and move my perspective around them like a free cam mode sorta thing, and I can see inside the shape of them (useful for figuring out how to make a mould for something and how to make attachments e.g.) 🤔. I can also "explode" assemblies of parts in my head to see how they come apart or go together. And I'm able to flip between a top down map view and a sorta... street view style perspective when thinking about routes and navigating around places, which is all very useful!
It's partly how my brain has always worked, but taking things apart/putting them together, ans using CAD for 3D engineering design definitely strengthened it 😅
The distal is nigh!
16:38 Wade's sudden shift in extreme frustration to calm sincerity had me dying on the floor.
Immediately after he shifts between these two moods like three more times, too, lmao
❤
Bob and Wade should have dictionaries next to them so they can decipher Mark's intentionally complex vocabulary
I can't tell if he's being annoying on purpose or if he's just trying to flex his terminology. He made things far more difficult than they needed to be.
No it wasn't difficult
Well. Acktualy, what you refer to as “language” is actually vocabulary. Which is his choice of which words to use rather than what language he speaks. 🧐
@@xeno6422 you got bamboozled
@@roygb no it's just one of those bot channels made to advertise another one by only having a video from their actual channel shown
16:51 That NOOOOOO was pure trauma and terror as Mark made his way closer
Lol sure it was
closer to what? Hell?
Mark already deep sighing and explaining things feels like he's already at the brink of reaching through the screen and choking Wade out lmaooo
He was having flashbacks to that one time wade dropped a spoon in surgeon sim
Mark may be technically correct, traditionally "the best kind of correct," but language is about communication. If you cannot have your meaning understood by the listener you have failed. In that sense, Mark is wrong.
@@griffinsummoner True, although still hilarious to watch, you are very correct. Always consider your audience.
@@griffinsummoner If a standard person would understand, and imbeciles would not, then it is the listener's problem, not the speaker's.
@@Lethargy514 No, it isn't the failure of the leader that the crew suddenly is too dumb to understand, when an average reasonable person most certainly could understand it. Any such condemnation must first be checked against the reasonable person clause, such that it is one of the cornerstones of law.
5:17 “THOU SHALL REACH TWELVE” ABSOLUTELY KILLED ME. 💀💀
he read that out like a viking
It’s like in Monterey Python
“12 shall be the number and the number shall be 12”
Some of my favorite Mark content is when Bob and Wade are in it. I love the three of them together so much lmaoo.
Same! Are you listening to Distractible? It's so fun listening to these three talk about random stuff
Same here. Bob and Wade are the best
@@deborahingle2301it’s especially fun listening to them on car rides
SAME i watch them three together more than anything else, they're just so good
I still get the Scrap Mechanic insanity thrown in front of me every month.
7:27 had me laughing when Wade said “I LOVE THIS LAMP!”😂
I just realized...
Asking Bob to remember or imagine a shape or pattern is a bad idea.
Because Bob doesnt imagine pictures like Mark and Wade does.
He imagines concepts.
That makes it sooo much funnier to see Bob's reaction when Mark says something absolutely unhinged
Does he have aphantasia? Sounds like it and would explain a lot how he couldn't figure out Marks explanations!
@@DiverseGreen-Anon Yeah he does!!
@@DiverseGreen-Anondoes have that. He talks about it more on Distractible
@@coffeebell2647 omg that makes it clear then! xD did they talk about that in a podcast or something?
16:37 I rewound this part probably four times, this made me laugh harder than “Line Receiving on the Flowers”
the way he just VIOLENTLY began SCREAMING at the very first contact with mark is hilarious
10 seconds in and it’s clear mark is going to have an aneurysm.
And as usual it’s Wade’s fault with bob just adding fuel to the fires of rage
@@mniakan754 it’s always Wade’s fault.
💓
Honestly, it’s a wonder Bob and Wade didn’t have a stroke from Mark’s directions. Years of friendship probably helps with that
hey those are no joke. awareness yes. but jokey? eh... no downplay.
20:38 the way Mark's cam went fullscreen, and the seriousness in his voice "this is what I'm here for", indeed he is
Watching Mark, Bob, and Wade is like watching your dad and his two best friends trying to figure out how to fix your dad’s car while drinking beer and making jokes.
Change my mind
@@EEEEEEEE agEEd
Exactly
Yeah and which one of them is most like your dad changes depending on the person.
There are three kinds of dads, everyone's dad is either a Mark, a Bob or a Wade.
Yeah💖
I can't change your mind since it's pure hard fact
20:40
Mark : "I gonna need you guys to trust me on this one"
Wade : *dies wheezing*
That was so funny ...
I swear, Wade just keeps getting funnier the more he loses his mind.
Video’s barely begun and I already have glorious favorite lines of
“Alright, you guy’s can’t count, well done.”
“8 shall be the number!”
“THOU SHALT REACH TWELVE.”
“This level looks easy !”
“I *LOVE THIS LAMP!”*
“Turn it!! It’s DONE! FOR THE LOVE OF *FYoutub* you Slow BASt _ard”_
@@palecaptainwolfkayls8499 my favorite was “I need a leg. Yesterday.”
Can anybody teach me
All of them get funnier the more they lose their minds xD
16:37 The way that Wade doesn't hesitate to just start screaming at Mark is honestly hilarious
he had that shit on standby ready to release as soon as he even touched mark
0:22 "the legs will line long attached to the star" another day another confusing set of instructions from mark not even 30 secs in
You just don't understand his genius.
r/thosearecertainlyallwords
Wade being Wade - a chaotic series
7:26 - I LOVE THIS LAMP
7:35 - can someone weiner me in the middle??
11:29 - HURRY
16:38 - *the cry for help*
16:52 - ok now he's traumatized
25:10 - AAA!
25:28 - *yeets Mark into the void without care*
26:50 - *CHOKES* "Mark, why are you on top of me?"
The guys who delivered Bob’s fridge were Mark and Wade, this video has me convinced
16:38
This moment with Wade KILLED ME, I am still cry-laughing looking at it🤣🤣🤣
I love how Markiplier is so chill about everything and casually talks.
And never gets angry or throws things or bashes keyboards, he’s the most relaxed person on earth
@@mniakan754(looks at pogo stuck and getting over it) yep, you right.
Yeah I love how he never yells or threatens anyone or anything, just super cool about everything all the time. . .
*nervously glances over at I Am Bread*
At least he finished those games, remember "Welcome to the Game 2"?
Also, Bennett Foddy (or however his name is spelled) is making a new game.
@@mniakan754*Getting Over It flashbacks*
Wade’s trip to conveyor belt purgatory had me fucking reeling. Haven’t laughed that hard in a while
The sounds I made were inhuman because I’m super sick, so I’m wheezing, laughing, and coughing and the noises I made made me laugh even harder.
Nothing makes Wade try as hard as when playing games, and when he tries he's the funniest of the bunch😂
It had me crying with laughter 😂
"Wade was suffering a hell of his own making" 😂😂😂❤ 16:38
"EUUUHNOOOOOO"
14:36 "The instructions are gone" i started to cry 😂😂😂
I love Bob's "MARK." He sounded so disappointed 💀
8:45 That was so honest, it came from Wade's soul lmaooo
I'm really glad Mark is here giving these comprehensive and easy to understand instructions otherwise I'd be lost
2:24 you can see a single grey hair on marks perfectly sculpted head for the first time EVER
Either that or if it’s just a underdeveloped hair follicle you can pull.
Oh yes, Mark's pov!!! I love the instructions mark, keep it up
I love the different POVs. 👍
16:52 such a guttural "NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" from wade has me dying
16:38 I love how Wade just turns garbled lol
I'm bedridden right now and pretty fragile, seeing these 3 always make my day better.
I think my favorite part still is mark talking about tessellating pattern when tessellating pattern is repeating shapes that have no gaps or overlaps while both of those patterns have overlaps
Wade incoherently saying RUN YOU SHIT YOU SLOW BASTARD is one of the funniest things ever like
I definitely finished watching this all the way through in 40 seconds
yes
Lmao
Same
Said a minute ago lol
Good job
Wade saying, "You guys can count, that's great," just made me flash back to their Raft playthrough when Mark just randomly said, "You can count? Wow!"
8:45 This part had me laughing my ass off.
20:44 you can hear the trauma from "the leg side receiving on the flowers" resurfacing lmao!!
Really have to commendate Mark, Bob and Wade for accomodating to their younger audiences with all this counting!
😂
Wade losing his mind each time he's on that bridge with someone else never fails to make me laugh XD
🤣🤣 if you aren’t watching the screen at 16:59 the imagination really doesn’t track with what’s being said.
Wade screaming
Bob: what’s happening
Mark: wades suffering a hell of his own making
Wades screaming
Bob: where’s the gun?
😂😂
I’m soo glad mark is posting more with bob and wade again. Their collaboration makes for the funniest videos
Mark looking forward for the instructions: 'I'm gonna need you guys to trust me--'
Everyone else: ''OHH NOO''🤣🤣
0:21 and mark is already crystal clear in his instructions
"How would you describe these patterns?" Well one is clearly an immunity loop-de-loop.
20:40 Bob and Wade dying as they realise the chaos that is about to ensue
This and Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes bring me insane amounts of joy. Can’t explain it, but I think it’s because for once other people are stressed while I am not 😅
"FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK YOU SLOW BASTURD" had me wheezing
18:32 “turn it in” I didn’t expect it to end up like that. I can’t 🤣
3:07 I need a little ✨~leggy~✨
4:00 counting shenanigans begin
8:45 FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK, YOU SLOW BASTARD!
12:16 Aw, we were only 40 away from the MAZIN-mazin 🙄 (????)
14:00 Bob squawk
14:17 Mario death-shriek
16:38 GET THE *FUCK* OUTTA MY-thank you-AAAAAAHHH AAAAAAAHHHHH
18:26 This is the way-WHAT
25:29 Fix it from the outside
26:52 *Mark, why are you on top of me*
probably the funniest series I've seen keep doing what you do mark
26:29 I don't know why this "WAITIN ON YOU BOB" was so funny to me XDD
“A Descriptor of the Ends!” -Markiplier, 2023
18:30 “TURN IT IN!!! TURN IT IN ITS GOOD!!”
Mark: THE DISTAL LEGS LINE SIDE STAR LINELY ATTACHED!!! I CANNOT BE MORE CLEAR
Hard mode: listening to this in the gym without laughing hysterically. Especially with Wade Monty Python-ing the number of bolts that SHOULD go into a pinata.😂
Rest in Peace Unus Annus - Nov13
18:37 I would honestly buy that design 💀
Wades attitude on the bridge is like an asshole on the road: “I’m doing what I want, good luck everyone else”
Lmfao love these guys
Wade's*
🤣🤣💀 Mark constantly jumping out reminds me of the In Space loop! 25:31
Petition to make Mark’s scream be Mario’s in Super Mario Wonder
All I thought of when Wade was reading the number of bolts for the llama was the Monty Python bit about the holy hand grenade
Wade running into Mark and almost falling off the bridge made me laugh so hard it hurts 😂😂😂 this is the best trio
"i need you guys to trust me in this one"
Wade proceeds to fucking die
Normal person: the line will be closest to the table connected to the star.
Mark: THE LEGS WILL LINE LONG ATTACHED TO THE STAR
I haven't heard them laugh like this in so long lmao. I love this game
i love watching Mark use ridiculously convoluted systems to explain things compared to how he uses the most clear acronyms in Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes with Bob lmao
5:22 wade just screaming THOU SHAL REACH 12😂😂😂😂
When the three of them get together I laugh so hard and so much that I'm no longer making noises, my sides hurt and I realize I've wet myself...but I feel the happiest I have in a loooong time. I love you Mark, Bob & Wade!
Mark angrily explaining how to build a table isn’t what I expected today, but I do appreciate it 😂
Hello mark, I just want to say I grew up watching your videos and I am still enjoying them to this day. Your videos always make me laugh and smile and have helped me when I’ve gone through some tough times. I am unbelievably happy for how well things have gone for you and I only wish you the best of luck moving forward. I can’t imagine forgetting about your videos and wouldn’t be surprised if I’m still watching and rewatching your videos until the day I die. Keep up the good work. 🥹
Mark puts a smile on my face everyday❤ i love him sm
his smile puts a smile in our faces all day :3
There is always at least one moment from every game you guys play together that makes me laugh so hard I cry.
8:46 😂😂😂😂😂 I can't stop replaying and laughing
14:13 IS NOBODY GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE NEW MARIO DEATH SOUND??? IT WAS SO VISCERAL I'M CRIYGNG
One hour of Markiplier a day keeps the anxiety and depression demon away
16:17
"What ya mean? No we don't. "
"Wha- I'm lying to you."
That was amazimg.
Its sad that there isnt a memento mori this year. Like i know it couldnt continue forever but still.
If it was anyone else, I'd think they were giving insane instructions on purpose. But with Mark you could never know.
It makes me so happy that they're playing games with each other again.
This is an excuse for Mark to use big words to confuse Bob and Wade with as well as the viewers 😂
these three assembling furniture will be the end of me 😭😭
14:17 Yo can we get Mark to voice Mario next 😂
Love everything you do Mark. If you ever want a private chef, I’ll happily do it. Got schooling and everything.
Wade randomly shouting I love this lamp at 7:27 had me dying
This game makes me want to go to IKEA and I don't know how to feel about that
Customer service: Rest assured your family will only get the finest of our products, well put together, ethically built and that’s a promise
Meanwhile in the warehouse: 18:28 19:07 19:13
These videos are impossible to have on in the background because of the sheer amount of made up words and phrases that Mark says that I have absolutely no reference for unless I’m actively watching what’s happening 😂
16:38
Wade: GETTHE..FUCKOUTMYWAY
One milisecond later: Thank You :)
The same milisecond: AHHHHHHHHH
Wade getting pissed was so funny. we need more of that. XD
Bob forgetting that engineering is Mark's domain when saying he can only say instructions
It's Unus Annus death day again... I wonder if Mark and Ethan will upload about it again today. They did the past two years
Memento Mori
@@WillBinge Memento Mori
Momento Mori
Guys, I think it's time Mark and ol' Slendy have themselves a reunion. Slenderman: The Arrival just had a MASSIVE 10th Anniversary update with huge graphical improvements, more environments to explore, a scarier feel, a better storyline, and butt ton of lore! MAKE HIM SEE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“THOU SHALT REACH TWELVEEEEE!!” 😂😂😂
5:21 thou shalt reach twelve sounds like an angry god working at Ikea
You doing this with Bob and Wade reminded me of assembling furniture with my family.
All the hilarious struggles.
1:45 "Mark, the distal livery of thoust moon is green, was not in fact flower side"
I think the best part of this video, was the frantic, chaotic, and all over the place counting😂
He didn’t do anything for the unus annus anniversary
Good.