Honest Bass Pro Shops Employee
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- Carhartt, Wrangler, Mossy Oak...that's the redneck holy trinity." Comedian John Crist imagines what Bass Pro Shops employees would really say if they were honest.
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“The Joe Biden apparel hasn’t come in yet” 💀💀 and the bass pro shops sticker ain’t ever more true
Hahhaha ! Sorry grandpa Joe forgot about it .
Jamie Newman so true
Ha “ let’s make America fail again” it should read . 😂😂😂
@@1wtrahan 😅 there has been a crisis and wars starting under every Republican president when are Republicans gonna make America great again?
@@samcalven12 well heck you could’ve answered that yourself, when the Republicans get back the office and senate , remember they have a lot of fixing to do after the Democrats get out again ,. Vote Trump don’t forget 🙂👍
"Bass Bro Shops." So simple. Yet nobody's said it until now.
Genius 😂
So expensive.
Lol
I am just one of the guys! *adjusts the bra* Yeppers! *belch and adjust the baseball cap*
"I've never seen a female here, but you know, fingers crossed." 😣😣😣
Clearly he's never been to the same ones my mom, sister or grandmother went to. Lol
I seen them before
He obviously doesn’t work at the one near me 🤷🏼♀️
lol
Serenity Campbell he doesn’t work at one he just makes it for comedy
I live near Memphis and our basspro is in the shape of a pyramid and has a glass elevator up to the top a river with huge fish in it a hotel you can stay at a bowling alley and several restaurants it’s awsome
Yes! I dropped $700 a night to stay there. Worth it. :)
Thats on the bucket list, but we got the granddaddy here in Springfield. Its not as big, but its the first!
Dude I stayed there awesome place!
Is it weird that I just Googled it to see pictures? 😁
I nearly ran off the road trying to get a good look at the bass pro shop there when I went to the Beale Street Festival several years ago
“we should just call it Bass Bro Shops”😂👏🏻
The Golden Corral remark just made it all so relatable 👍
I grew up in Reeds Spring MO about an hour south of Springfield. They take a lot of pride in their original store!!!!
“Harvesting the fields or starting a meth lab”🤣🤣🤣
Matching camo outfit with every sofa purchase.
I work at basspro and everything he's doing s spot on!
"That's about as close to Jesus as you can get"
And that finished me off
the salt and battery joke XD!!! I love it!!! Glad you are BACK!!!! God Bless!!!
The Bass Pro Shop in Memphis (The Pyramid) is the best!!
We can't stop lmao.. "Literally" in a whirlpool of his ranting vids 😂😂 SEND HELP!! 🤣
LOVE The Bass Pro Shop👌😀🤙 I've only been to the Shop in Vegas, which is Amazing🎣👌👌 , Stay blessed ya'll 🙌
2:02
When your trying to pause the video to read the sign before His hand comes back in front if the camera
Back to form mate! I love it!
too funny,.... thank you for the laughs today ;-)
Good to have you back! 🥰🥰🥰
Bass pro shop is so fun, my local shop has not done so well. The restaurant closed, the arcade area is gone. I hope they continue on 🤞
Golden Corral in a pandemic. My kinda guy.
1:01 😂 I remember being like 9 years old and seeing a fly rod case on a plane and freaking out
Just discovered your channel amd bro made my day 😂😂
Buy at BASS PRO SHOPS
I will be from now on!!!
Thank you JESUS!!! WE LOVE YOU LORD!!!! WOO!!!
John Ive shared u with EVERYONE I KNOW....I speak blessings beyond blessings into ur life Bro!!! Amen and SO BE IT
I was told by a local Bass Pro gun counter guy that except for ammo or guns they would NOT prosecute shoplifters.
The reason you haven't seen a female in the female clothing section is because we are all wearing camo.
This was absolutely hilarious!
Those Camo recliners are nice though. 😂
Thank you.
Is it bad that I’m an atheist and am deeply in love with these videos?
John, that was some funny stuff!
Perfect if u wanna traumatize everyone at the airport! 😂😂😂😂
I know women that adore Bass Pro! Going tomorrow to exchange one pair of Crocs for another! People come from all over the country to see the original Bass Pro!
Thank you! 👏👏👏👏
I love bass pro shops. This was good 👍 👍👍👍👍
Just proves, you still got it John!! #keepemcoming
@1:15 A salt and battery. LOLOLOLOL
Cabela? That's what I'm going to name my first daughter. THAT was Funny!!!
I had a bad day today but you really made me smile your funny. Thank you so much 💓 your right I really don't shop there lol
Good place to shop, nice people.
Fantastic! Hilarious!
"Bass Bro Shops." What an icon
🤣👉I need the make fishing great again hat lol
1:11 you'll thank me!
Welp, its confirmed y'all, crocs are officially the shoes of jesus
I really need that news Castle if my new Castle in my area was like that I would watch the news
Who dislikes this
that is so disrespectful
It’s all the actually employees
This had to have been done with the okay of management, how could he record that long and not be bothered by the store employees? 😂
As an employee with BOOTBARN, I love this!!!
Love you! Even if you work at Bass Bro.
lol .. my husband goes there to look for ammo. I have looked at kayaks every year and never buy it lol
I just wish bass pro and cabelas actually kept inventory better on items, you see the website saying it has nothing in stock, you go in and its got 200 of them, or the site says it isnt in stock and you find boxes in the back room from 5 years ago.. That or missing inventor especially when it comes to ammo and guns.. makes me wonder if employees keep them in the back to buy themselves
Hands raised Garth Brooks concert lmao
lol! Tractor supply is cheaper! Love gonna name my daughter Cabella!
Dude I really want to go to that store now
I dont think anyone has ever describe sunflower seeds more accuratly than you did . Do they even give protean or is that just something we tryna to convince ourselves
This was funny
LOL I used to work at Cabelas, this is so true it hurts lol!!
Several years ago I had my daughters convinced I got kicked out of a bass pro shop... for fishing in those enormous aquariums. Went on for hours. I've never been as cool as I was that night.
Nice John.
I have that floor mat on my front porch!
Id be ok with it being called bass bro shops. Lol
Ah, it's just like eavesdropping on the mechanics at my job... Except they're serious
Bass pro shops is expensive to shop at but I guess they have to pay for their aquarium some how
I have a camo recliner...still married.
2:58...Don't know what the logo means....It's literally a buck and a doe.....
Night Bobby😂😂
This guys frickin Aaron Roger's.
You just erupted the hoard
I am female, and I have been in a Bass Pro Shop
Bass Bro Shop! #accurate
Too Funny !
You are da man
I've never been in a B.P.S. but it looks cool.
I have the toilet paper gun
Fun fact. Thats actually a cabelas
I am a huge fan of Bass Pro shops and have spent a small fortune on all kinds of fishing gear. BUT in light of the current political climate with China, I think Bass Pro should consider stopping buying the majority of their fishing products from China. I will no longer do business with them if all I can find is “made in China” label’s on most of their products.
Excellent stuff here 🥳🤣
Don’t forget the Mexican tough guys not wearing masks and the employees too afraid of them to say anything 😜
"Cabela? That's what I'm going to name my first daughter." I know a guy who actually did.
Hahaha! That's brilliant.
It's actually a nice name
My friend's baby boy is named Case!!
Why am I not surprised?😂
@@theresafay7184 what an interesting choice.
finally people are starting to realize that camo is a color
Bass Pro sells a shirt that says "Camo is my favorite color"
I saw nothing
Camo is a category of colors, since there's forest, desert, ocean, and other versions of camouflage.
@@MarkMcDaniel whoosh
Wore it when I was sworn in and yep that says it all
When he talked about the clothes colors I didn't even see any clothing.
Me either
They were camouflaged! That’s why I couldn’t see them 😮
Yeah the racks were completely empty
There were clothes there? Jeez. I think I need some glasses.
This is top quality humor
John is so Politically Correct That he is Politically incorrect .
Thats so original
If anyone is wondering what the sign says at 2:04 - "Notice! This place is politically incorrect. We say Merry Christmas, One Nation Under God, Give Thanks To Our Troops. If this offends you, LEAVE."
...Dude, I just wanna buy some fishing hooks. Stop trying to get me to sign your "Arrest Hillary Clinton" petition.
@@BradleyStegall and oddly enough she's still free when most of his best people have been charged/jailed or indicted. f'in politics is ridiculous anymore, will we ever go back to when who you voted for wasn't your defining characteristic?
@Matthew Thornton fair
@@BradleyStegall AMEN!!
I got my parents this mat for Christmas last year. They loved it. I gotta get myself one now!
0:59 “This is perfect if you want to... traumatize everyone at the airport.” 😂😂😂 how do you do it John?! Perfection😂😂😂
That was hilarious
My favorite part 😃
I don’t get it?
@@stormyeffects4795 kinda looks like a rifle case if you are the type to see evil guns everywhere
Brandon Dirocco
Why would carrying a gun in a case scare everyone? It is legal to transport firearms responsibly.
If anyone is ever in Springfield, MO you should really make a trip to the aquarium at our Bass Pro. Just saying.
Amen. Best Bass Pro. Don’t forget Wonders of Wildlife and Aquarium
Yes
Yep!!
I didn't know it was a big amazing one
SO TRUE! I live in VT but my best friend lives in the Ozarks over there. She insisted I visit that Bass Pro and the Aquarium. A. MAZ. ING. What a fantastic place.
Forgot "Count the number of Trump flags in the parking lot" game
Answer: Count the parking spaces
I laughed way to hard at this
That’s like trying to count all the stars in the night sky
Bryson Gainey Still three million less than Hillary Clinton got in the 2016 election! The will of the people was not realized!!!
@@wallacebell4311 that's less than 1%, genius. He won the electoral college vote by 10 STATES. Keep crying though, four more years!
I would have guessed that he was going to go to Cracker Barrel for dinner afterwards....
YES😂
Cracker Barrel is more for the Subaru crowd.
No, that’s breakfast
He would just go to hemingways upstairs
If you’re at good bass pro... they’ll have a restaurant inside
20 minutes ago and 9 dislikes,well at least we know the haters have their notifications on.
Lol right!
😂😂😂
😂😂
Their*
Dannah thanks😂
So funny! 😂I’m still trying to figure out the deer, stump, Turkey quote...that messed with my head 🤣🤣🤣
Me too. If you figure it out come back and share the wisdom.
I think it means that Turkeys are easier to scare than deer. So they are probably claiming that Turkey hunters are extra good. LOL!
You can hunt a deer from a tree stand and they will still walk by even if you aren't perfectly still or well camoflauged. Turkeys have excellent eyesight and are stinkin suspicious. You pretty much need one of the suits that makes you look like a bush, plus absolute silence and stillness to maybe get a shot. I'd rather hunt deer any day 😂
U ain’t the only one
ATebbs1 sameeee
“I don’t know what the logo means but I have the sticker on my truck”
Way too accurate
Before browning died: *be one of the most influential firearm designers/engineers in all of human history*
Browning after John Moses died: everyone and their girlfriend has the browning sticker on their vehicle
Right!!
It’s a deer head…
“...harvesting the fields...or starting meth lab” OMG WOWive never heard something more controversially true
A salt and battery..... almost a dad joke. Cracked me up 🤣😂
It may gonna sound stupid but..WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MIX THOSE 2?🙄(asking for a friend)
Assault and battery
It is the epitome of a dad joke.
@@anitadeoliveira9173 🤣🤣🤣 I thought I was the only one.
I don't know why the "camo" section was empty. Man, I couldn't see a thing.
Not funny at all but nice try. I used to wear camo all the time and I've heard so many lame jokes. People would say I can't see you and I'd have to say I'm not in the woods dumb a$$.
@@blazerwilliams2260 alright but. When we see a person with a invisible body we gotta say something
"Perfect if you want to relax, take a nap, or you know... have your wife divorce you" I SNORTED
"That's my John 3:16." I felt that.
Pure gold!
I’m sooo glad he’s back!!
Same!
When was he gone?
1111 Subscribers With No Videos? Look it up.
Same
Jack G. .....oh me too! I saw him in Philly & he was sooo good! Glad he’s back from his “rehab”!😳😂🤣
The pins on the shirt really do add to the whole thing 😂
“Reinforce gender stereotypes while they’re young” 🤣🤣🤣
Sooooo funny! 😂
I got my girls to like pink and purple. How wrong of me in 2020 lol
I mean why not?
What's wrong with that? Don't confuse them
I want a fishing pole carrying case, i dont even fish lol
well why not
you could make a spear to put in it