As a former breakfast chef I can attest to how well Rosie did and how badly Tim made a disaster on the grill. He should not even be in the dishroom as he would blow up the Dishmachine LOL!
Omg right lmao 🤣 the restaurant I worked at we were a very popular brunch spot and our head chef was a fuckin asshole to the max and just imagining someone doing what he did in front of that guy it would be must see tv because our chef was the owners son and he would scream at ppl frequently I was a line cook and when I wasn't I was a expoditer and ya it almost was like hells kitchen the TV show but softer because of laws but it got as bad as it could get most ppl who quit it was on the spot during busy times but it's that restaurant life if you work at a restaurant.
One of the best jokes of the episode was the one immediately after the aircraft carrier popped a wheelie. Jill: "I'm so glad you're home." Tim: "Not as glad as the navy."
5:32 When you realize the studio audience for Home Improvement is also the studio audience for Tool Time and that they're also laughing at a guy who just got shot in the butt with a nail.
Felix the Plumber: "I don't need this...I could be cleaning out a septic tank!" 😆 Felix and the K&B Construction guys were always my favorite recurring Tool Time guests.😃
That's Tim "the Toolman" Taylor. All of that carnage has gotta be worth about millions or even billions. He should get a job working at "Austin Deconstruction"
@@drl5002 that is bad yes, but damages from Tim Taylor is worth leagues above a destroyed house due to natural animals. Termites eat wood. Tim Taylor adds unnecessary power to items causing self destruction.
I have to have all seasons for the collection. Tim Allen was a complete nut. The part where he’s cooking and the spatula is going crazy making all that noise and accomplishing NOTHING is gold.
I don't know how Richard Karn kept a straight face!! Both of these men are excellent actors!! They don't make shows like this anymore. (Except for Last Man Standing)
I miss the golden age of television, but just give me a big break. I'm not gonna trash everything new and I will not be forced into this crap by those lifeless, grown-a** nostalgically-blind hypocrites like you!
Thanks for showing these I grew up in Michigan I also grew up and warn which is little bit north of Detroit with everybody who did the trades very normal people making fun of work that they did every day. very sad in a very short. Of time nobody understands this because this new generation doesn't knows how to work. in the TV shows that they have now or horrible.
This part is what keeps bringing me back here. Apparently I now think that it’s the funniest thing in the world to watch Tim shoot an old man in the ass with a nail gun
2:15 Word to the wise: Don’t *EVER* let Tim cook near Gordon Ramsay. I wouldn’t want to be in Gordon’s shoes if Tim was on MasterChef or, worse, Hell’s Kitchen.
Good for you! I would try and bring the horn up a little, it looks like you are slouching into it. If you try and sit up straighter, you will have better air flow.
Sanji Zant Evidently a lot of guys. If there was no money in making adult sized briefs then they wouldn't be stocked, or sold in stores. For that matter they wouldn't even be made.
What if there was an episode of Home Improvement where Tim and Al where onboard an airliner thousands of feet in the air with dozens of passengers, and they were shown the cockpit with the pilot and copilot flying the plane? What would Tim do and what would happen?
How can anyone not love this show In my life on this amazing and beautiful planet that God created I've never met or seen a person who doesn't like or even heard of Home Improvement show with Tim Allen
when we found out Tim was coming aboard we deactivated our weapons. lol good choice.
Tells you something doesnt it😅
I'm thinking the Captain needs a medal for dealing with Tim for a day!
And Tim gets offended by that evem though the captain was clearly right to do that
@@robertpolityka8464 I think everyone deserved a medal for surviving tim being on board & making it out alive 😆
Ohh yea
1:52 "Is he for real?" "That's a question I often ask myself."
I love how Al tries to keep from laughing when the oil sprays onto his shirt
Only Tim could make a Navy ship pop a wheelie. lol
And a carrier at that
5:26 That one handed catch Al made was Odell Beckham worthy 😂😂😂
Al's always cool without even trying. Like when he caught the oregano from Rock when they were doing the meals on the job site episode
As a former breakfast chef I can attest to how well Rosie did and how badly Tim made a disaster on the grill. He should not even be in the dishroom as he would blow up the Dishmachine LOL!
A la Pilot Episode right? Lol
Thank you for your service
The regular dishwasher explosion was huge I'd hate to see what he could do to an industrial sized one!
He'd give that dishwasher "MORE POWER"😁
Omg right lmao 🤣 the restaurant I worked at we were a very popular brunch spot and our head chef was a fuckin asshole to the max and just imagining someone doing what he did in front of that guy it would be must see tv because our chef was the owners son and he would scream at ppl frequently I was a line cook and when I wasn't I was a expoditer and ya it almost was like hells kitchen the TV show but softer because of laws but it got as bad as it could get most ppl who quit it was on the spot during busy times but it's that restaurant life if you work at a restaurant.
One of the best jokes of the episode was the one immediately after the aircraft carrier popped a wheelie.
Jill: "I'm so glad you're home."
Tim: "Not as glad as the navy."
5:32 When you realize the studio audience for Home Improvement is also the studio audience for Tool Time and that they're also laughing at a guy who just got shot in the butt with a nail.
" I learnt this little trick in my senior year"
*has a seizure*
I swear it seems like Richard Karn has a hard time trying not to laugh..lol
Just watch the bloopers
Felix the Plumber: "I don't need this...I could be cleaning out a septic tank!" 😆 Felix and the K&B Construction guys were always my favorite recurring Tool Time guests.😃
Same here
5:27 - NICE catch!
I. Miss HOME IMPROVEMENT. ITS HOW TIM MAKES A COMPLETE FOOL OF HIM SELF. TEE HEE😅😅😅😅
“Is he for real?”
“That’s a question I often ask myself.”
😆
Richard Carn is amazing. My favorite actor
"Is he for real?"
"That's a question I often ask myself."
6:37 Al: Tim, Tim Stop Playing With All Those Buttons!!!
I just wanna point out that the sound of the turbine firing at 7:08 is the exact sound as a barrel explosion in the 1993 video game "Doom".
Just throwing a shit load of eggs on the grill 🤣🤣
"I'll need a claw hammer, a vacuum hose, some bandaids and a magnet." ...what's the vacuum hose for?
And a tetanus shot
YOU SHOT MR. LEONARD IN THE ASS
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The part with the jet engine on the aircraft carrier is one of the only parts of this show I can remember clearly.
MitchellC4 cool
My favorite episode is when they came out with the self cleaning kitchen I speak for anyone that cooks all the time I need this
Tim: Honey, is everything ok?
Jill: Not really. I think Brad might be sex.
Tim. SEX!?!?! ( Tim accidentally lean over the lever) 7:04
Bad time Jill.
@@sarahhenry1845 Definitely
Bi
Captain: "Tim you just declared war on Finland!"
Tim: "Unh!"
Jake Kellogg Al: I’m ready to serve, Sir.
Joseph Mayotte Captain: Just kidding, Al. When we found out that Tim was coming aboard, we deactivated all our weapons.
@@Powerranger-le4up Tim got triggered 😆
Tim continuously holding the air gun wide open after spraying oil🤣🤣
Geez, it's like if nobody's gettin' hurt, somebody's losing their pants around him!
"...and this little device down here, what's that supposed to do?" *THUNK*
Everything about that part went perfectly. XD
Tim Taylor cannot be killed!
Strange, seeing as an anagram of that is mortality.
The owner: "I'm proud of the sanitary conditions in my kitchen"....
After Tim finishes cooking....
"Kitchen closed for two weeks - spring cleaning"...
Al has some nice looking qualities about him
I don't know who's more destructive: Tim "The Toolman" Taylor or Steve Urkel.
That's Tim "the Toolman" Taylor.
All of that carnage has gotta be worth about millions or even billions.
He should get a job working at "Austin Deconstruction"
Christian Galvan Steve Urkel is a character from the TV show, Family Matters. He’s this nerd who has the same accident-prone style as Tim Taylor does.
@@luigihoratio5101 Steve Urkel did take out an entire apartment building with his termites.
@@drl5002 that is bad yes, but damages from Tim Taylor is worth leagues above a destroyed house due to natural animals. Termites eat wood.
Tim Taylor adds unnecessary power to items causing self destruction.
I have to have all seasons for the collection. Tim Allen was a complete nut. The part where he’s cooking and the spatula is going crazy making all that noise and accomplishing NOTHING is gold.
Tim you just declared war on finland lol
Why would Mr.Leonard be in front of Tim when he is playing around with a nail gun
7:09 Sex?!😂
7:20- Just imagine if Tim was on a helicarrier from the Marvel Universe.
Tim: What did I do?
Nick Fury: You just declared war on Latveria.
Nick Fury wouldn't let Tim on the Hellicarrier
@@clarikid true, nick is smarter than that.
Send TIM after hydra. He'd stop them single handedly
@@scorchx3000😆
I don't know how Richard Karn kept a straight face!! Both of these men are excellent actors!! They don't make shows like this anymore. (Except for Last Man Standing)
Lots of redos on the scenes.
I miss the golden age of television, but just give me a big break. I'm not gonna trash everything new and I will not be forced into this crap by those lifeless, grown-a** nostalgically-blind hypocrites like you!
Tim U just Declared War on Finland!!
Thats hillarious XD
3:05
Who would have thought Bobby Singer was hunting rodents before he graduated to vampires and werewolves :D
Love this show, watch it everytime it's on!!! Tim Allen is hilarious!!!! Our own man from, Michigan !!!!!!! 🌲🌲🌲🌲...
Thanks for showing these I grew up in Michigan I also grew up and warn which is little bit north of Detroit with everybody who did the trades very normal people making fun of work that they did every day. very sad in a very short. Of time nobody understands this because this new generation doesn't knows how to work. in the TV shows that they have now or horrible.
"That's exactly why you should never play around with a nail gun!"
5:26 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 YOU SHOT MR LEONARD IN THE BUTT???
I remember I was boy I remember watching home improvement commercial about Tim Allen turn into a giant it was call attack of the giant toolman
5:27 Mr. Leonard getting shot in the butt is too funny
Id die laughing just from that part alone
This part is what keeps bringing me back here. Apparently I now think that it’s the funniest thing in the world to watch Tim shoot an old man in the ass with a nail gun
YOU SHOT MR LEONARD IN THE BUTT??? 😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@drewski1535 this is exactly why you shouldn’t play around with a nail gun
@evanyasser4412 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😅😅 I choke on my laughing everytime I see that
I died laughing when he cut the wires to lights and the lights fell I don’t know why but that’s fine with the funniest moments in television
2:15 Word to the wise: Don’t *EVER* let Tim cook near Gordon Ramsay. I wouldn’t want to be in Gordon’s shoes if Tim was on MasterChef or, worse, Hell’s Kitchen.
3:20 - Yes, for those fancy, snobbish rats lol!
before bobby hunted and trapped demons he was trapping mice.
2:12 - what inspired howtobasic
His grunts are so funny
UGGH UGGH UGGH
I LMFAO when I saw the Bedford 6100 Electric Caulking Gun xDDD
5:33 Love the reaction of the guy wearing the blue shirt. XD
Al: Well, it worked! Nobody got hurt. Let's give Tim a big hand!
(Audicine cheering) Me: YAY!
9:34 (Al's clothes get sucked off) Me: OH, COME ON!
It's cool that this show would sometimes use real blue collar workers instead of actors for tool time segments
Good for you! I would try and bring the horn up a little, it looks like you are slouching into it. If you try and sit up straighter, you will have better air flow.
0:09:28 I bet Al was really grateful that he decided to wear boxers instead of briefs.
Who wears briefs after 13 years old? Except Cosmo Kramer
Sanji Zant Evidently a lot of guys. If there was no money in making adult sized briefs then they wouldn't be stocked, or sold in stores. For that matter they wouldn't even be made.
He’s not the only one.
its 1.40 am and man that pancakes and eggs sure looks tasty
Dishwasher? More like fishwasher lol
From 7:19 to 7:20, was expecting to hear Tim shout "DID I DO THAT?!"
Tim, stop trying to steal Steve Urkel's line!
4:00 Bobby Singer catching the tool man long before he caught ghosts.
One of the funniest scenes ever Tim Really nailed it!!!!
I get it
Tim is the original HowToBasic
3:23 its bobby from supernatural!
0:43 His face expression reminds me of Red Green when Bill is around.
Bill, and Tim go into business together...From Possom Lake to Port Asbestos that carnage swath would be epic.
@@rogerhurtubise2150 0:43
2020 anyone
1:35 "pretty fast huh?" And she works for $5 an hour too!
Al just takes it all
I think Jill could have waited until Tim was home before telling him about Brad.
5:26 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 😁
I love American T.V shows
What if there was an episode of Home Improvement where Tim and Al where onboard an airliner thousands of feet in the air with dozens of passengers, and they were shown the cockpit with the pilot and copilot flying the plane? What would Tim do and what would happen?
I miss Tim Taylor
I do too
I, I, I don’t NEED this….!
Lol, oh my gosh I miss this show
I Love This Show! XD
How can anyone not love this show In my life on this amazing and beautiful planet that God created I've never met or seen a person who doesn't like or even heard of Home Improvement show with Tim Allen
Should've made Tim work against enemies
I want some pancakes now.
This whole series should be called "Tim Allen high and funny as fuck". Would be a billion dollar skit show
Scrambled breakfast
tim tool man taylor rocks !
Not in this montage, but later in the couples therapy episode: "The last show was incredible. I mean, you squirted oil all over Al"
03:50 Tim begins the worst pain you can imagine, without going below the belt.
Sanji Zant I'd very much like to know the name of that episode.
So would I. Hell, i'd be happy with the complete collection of every Supernatural episode ever.
That's one way to catch a pest 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I skipped every single ad you had in this video
0:34 I just can’t stop laughing.
JILL: BRAD IS FUCKING
ITIM THE TOOL MAN TAYLOR: DJHDJHDKHSDKSD
It’s very similar to the red green show.
That's what's his name from supernatural.
My favorite was when Tim had his finger in the tincat mousetrap and his other hand in the rat 🐀 rat 🚋 and got stuck on the rodents glue board
5:26 oooh ouch ouch ouch i totally felt that pain yikes right in the butt
3:50 that's one way to catch a pest
Needs more views
2:14 Mystery solved: Tim is HowToBasic
Home Improvement is How to basic
In all 4 videos I don’t see the scene where he turns off the power in Silverdome on thanksgiving day
5:33 YOU SHOT MR LEONARD IN THE BUTT? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is exactly why you shouldn’t play around with a nail gun
@@evanyasser4412 😅😅😅😂😂🤣🤣
LOL, LOL, LOL 2020 - Still funny!
Tim goes into full throttle after Brad has sex!
What are those Tool Time segments taken from these episodes?🙂
Tackle
Dstirl
Fry
Tim has a mouse brain