@@3182john/ That's what I say when nearly every new show/movie etc has some political nonsense in it. Miss the days when a show did not have the desire to lecture you
FinalEvilElpis well 1.) there hard to work on/ very confusing, 2.) the go for space if you look under the hood in a 1968 350 Pontiac firebird you will see there is lots of extra room to work, to can get to anything and unlike nowadays you have to pretty well remove 1 or more parts to get to the one your going to replace or repair. Also I’m almost 16 which isn’t old but in still old school, But older stuff is so easy and never a headache to work on so anyone can do it!
FinalEvilElpis Oh yes definitely yup because when your going to replace your old battery in a new car you should not that to remove shit out from in the wheel well compared to older vehicles it’s right there just undo the grounds and mounts and it’s good. I’m not lazy it faster quicker and you don’t need expensive useless tools
@FinalEvilElpis aren't you fun at parties, lol. When's the last time you changed the oil in your car, or replaced a headlight? It's inevitable that things break over time, and since the majority of the population aren't princesses we have to deal with it. what do you mean "don't buy shitty vehicles"? A shitty vehicle is one that costs upward of $1000 to fix every-time it breaks down, aka electrical problems. They're really annoying; people specialize in it- I've rewired motorcycles and newer trucks and it helps you appreciate the older, simpler cars. P.S.- work on your comebacks- "Not all vehicles do that, moron. You are lazy, and ignorant." Proof of that? English above that of a 2nd grader?
I love your suggestions. My favorites were your accessory arrangement and storing your tools within your house rather than in the garage. I admired the adorable, lovely tower in which you kept your instruments. I appreciate taking on responsibilities right now, just like you. Thank you for sharing! More videos about organization would be great!
Messing himself up so frequently with electricity and various chemicals and solvents has imbued him with super powers, and all those broken bones healed back stronger, making him almost invulnerable to impact damage.
Watched this show all the time growing up. Watched it all over again in Afghanistan. Severally underappreciated this show growing up. Fucking hilarious and also some good life lessons with Wilson and the pickles Tim put himself into
My favorite funny part was when Tim accidentally hit the brake release of the crane to drop the steel beam on top of Jill's car (Chevy Nomad) which turns into a giant hot dog bun at 2:16!🤣LMAO!
One of my all time favorite shows ever! I still watch it all the time. I love the relationship between Tim and Jill and Tim and the boys. So much better than the shows today. I love that he's a car guy bc I'm a car girl. I love muscle cars.
At 4:32: This moment is bought to you by 'FARMERS INSURANCE' "Talk to Farmers. We know a thing or two, because we seen a thing or two." WE ARE FARMERS! BUM BA BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM!
I remember always seeing this on growing up, but never actually watched a full episode. I had no idea it was a comedy show, and a good one at that. Always thought it was a boring show about tools and carpentry. 😂
@@RDSports5 Someone should make a game where you play as Tim, constantly "upgrading" regular tools into horrific weapons which will totally break the Geneva Convention in half. Game Al: "Tim, did you turn that electric can opener into a saw-blade launcher? *_Again?"_*
AL: I would suggest going with the 2400 RPM's as opposed to the 2800. Tim: That's nice Al, but I'm going with the4100 RPM. AL: Tim, it doesn't go up that high. Tim: It does now my friend. I rewired it. ROFL
Using Tim Allen's techniques I managed to rat out all my coke dealers and friends to avoid jail time just because as a comedic actor I was aggressively mediocre
25 years later and this show is still hilarious
Even more hilarious to me than when I watched it as a kid, actually. Haha
@@RAYRAYDAY cause we get all the adult jokes
As a kid growing up in Detroit this show was always on...Now as a 40 year old I appreciate some of the humor and dynamics a lot more.
The relationship between Tim and Jill and their jokes make a lot more sense to me now.
“If it doesn’t say Binford on it….
somebody else makes it”
😂😂
Back when tv was worth watching.
Oh please…
@@3182john/ That's what I say when nearly every new show/movie etc has some political nonsense in it. Miss the days when a show did not have the desire to lecture you
@@BobBob-ms9gtthere's plenty of good shows. If you want to hate everything that's on you but there's a lot of good shows
Tim makes this show one of the funniest things ever and it's all coming out of his head with no scripts
Home Improvement, Married with Children and Frasier were my Holy Trinity of comedy shows.
Mine are Home Improvement, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and That 70s Show.
I love how when Tim says "I rewired it", everyone immediately think "Oh god, this ought to be good".
I thought he was gonna shock himself, personally.
I’d honestly love to see an actual full episode of Tool Time.
That’d be a show i’d watch every week lol
Thats a bad idea, Tim.
Ok then go to the Dailymotion site
Fictional. Fictional characters lol
Try the Red Green Show 😆
“Actually Tim our insurance cancelled after the fourth show”
“Well, glue it what do we got now?”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
this would have been an amazing youtube channel
3:54; now that's a truck!No electronic gadgets, solid front axle, big block, real chrome, steel no plastic, testosterone built, man i'm in heaven!!!
@Arden's hammer Price is already 4 times higher! Eh!
Yes you got that right
FinalEvilElpis well 1.) there hard to work on/ very confusing, 2.) the go for space if you look under the hood in a 1968 350 Pontiac firebird you will see there is lots of extra room to work, to can get to anything and unlike nowadays you have to pretty well remove 1 or more parts to get to the one your going to replace or repair. Also I’m almost 16 which isn’t old but in still old school, But older stuff is so easy and never a headache to work on so anyone can do it!
FinalEvilElpis Oh yes definitely yup because when your going to replace your old battery in a new car you should not that to remove shit out from in the wheel well compared to older vehicles it’s right there just undo the grounds and mounts and it’s good. I’m not lazy it faster quicker and you don’t need expensive useless tools
@FinalEvilElpis aren't you fun at parties, lol. When's the last time you changed the oil in your car, or replaced a headlight? It's inevitable that things break over time, and since the majority of the population aren't princesses we have to deal with it. what do you mean "don't buy shitty vehicles"? A shitty vehicle is one that costs upward of $1000 to fix every-time it breaks down, aka electrical problems. They're really annoying; people specialize in it- I've rewired motorcycles and newer trucks and it helps you appreciate the older, simpler cars.
P.S.- work on your comebacks- "Not all vehicles do that, moron. You are lazy, and ignorant." Proof of that? English above that of a 2nd grader?
I love al’s reaction when Tim messes something up
Sometimes his reaction is to run for his life! Ha ha ha...
I don’t think so Tim
Even when Tim is being serious, something always happens.
I love your suggestions. My favorites were your accessory arrangement and storing your tools within your house rather than in the garage. I admired the adorable, lovely tower in which you kept your instruments. I appreciate taking on responsibilities right now, just like you. Thank you for sharing! More videos about organization would be great!
How Tim has stayed alive this long is beyond me!
plot armor!
Hes the highlander hes immortal
Immortal or just has infinite LUCK
Messing himself up so frequently with electricity and various chemicals and solvents has imbued him with super powers, and all those broken bones healed back stronger, making him almost invulnerable to impact damage.
Famous last words: Al I've been doing this for years
This show was awesome. I was 11 years old back in 2000 and this show was as good as the Simpsons
The episode where he crushed that beautiful car just made me cry! Im so glad it was hopefully only a shell!
Louis McClung they didn’t crush a real nomad. www.imcdb.org/v009883.html
Yea. They had to go to great lengths to find that care just to smash it.
Its a miricle his wife never divorced him.
Watched this show all the time growing up. Watched it all over again in Afghanistan. Severally underappreciated this show growing up. Fucking hilarious and also some good life lessons with Wilson and the pickles Tim put himself into
Hi-ho neighbor!
I loved Home Improvement.
My first name is Tim. I loved this show so much that my entire family calls me Timbo now because i liked his nickname so much.
My favorite funny part was when Tim accidentally hit the brake release of the crane to drop the steel beam on top of Jill's car (Chevy Nomad) which turns into a giant hot dog bun at 2:16!🤣LMAO!
That's one thing Jill got mad about.
Jill: "Tim, you got some splainning to do"
One of my all time favorite shows ever! I still watch it all the time. I love the relationship between Tim and Jill and Tim and the boys. So much better than the shows today. I love that he's a car guy bc I'm a car girl. I love muscle cars.
And remember: If your tool says Binford
GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! A TOOL'S NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK TO YA!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I died it was so funny
@@themasoneverythingshow6915 which episode was that in?
@@jeradpaulson771 i dont remember
At 4:32: This moment is bought to you by 'FARMERS INSURANCE' "Talk to Farmers. We know a thing or two, because we seen a thing or two." WE ARE FARMERS! BUM BA BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM!
And at 2:17
I love how when he messes up on the router he makes a B for Binford
Blood, Sweat & Gears should of been featured more on the show, such an underrated scene, and a beautiful example of a classic American truck.
I remember always seeing this on growing up, but never actually watched a full episode. I had no idea it was a comedy show, and a good one at that. Always thought it was a boring show about tools and carpentry. 😂
this show was baller
I'm in love with that truck!
“Before you sand this table, will you reimburse me?”
No response
🤣
if it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else made it.
Mike Peterson what if it says Gedney?
@@alanmalcheski8882 What if it says Fucker?
steve Kos I don't know, what does it mean if it says FUCKER?
@@alanmalcheski8882 I don't know either, but it sure would be pretty funny.
steve Kos almost as funny as this show... so barely funny.
I loved this show
Beautiful truck!
That Chevy Truck is one sexy piece of machinery
"Actually Tim the insurance company cancled on us after the fourth show."
Five minuets later and he proves the insurance agency's point.
There’s Super Dave, then there’s The Tool man. I get stomach cramps from laughing so hard!🤣🚑
Al keeping it together in the first scene is gold
Not even you can break that Tim.
Al: Don't bet on it! 😂
7:05 Not break but get shocked by⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
Love the fact that Tim never ever learns
Love that truck!!!!!! I wish it was mine!!!
the good ol days of tv
Tim the Tool Man Taylor: Turning nail guns into rail guns since high school shop class.
I think they came out with a Super Nintendo game where Tim used the nail gun as his weapon of choice, haha :P
@@RDSports5 Someone should make a game where you play as Tim, constantly "upgrading" regular tools into horrific weapons which will totally break the Geneva Convention in half.
Game Al: "Tim, did you turn that electric can opener into a saw-blade launcher? *_Again?"_*
You can unlock fast travel with the "Harley Lawn Mower" perk, but it drives in reverse, so you can only fast travel to places you have already been.
In my heart it's always tool time...
Wow, Pamela looked great!👍🏻
When around tools (hardware store) Tim the toolman Taylor comes out of me like a kid in toys r us. ...
0:37.........BEST GAG OF THE WHOLE SERIES!!!!!!!!
Tim gluing his head to the table will always be my favorite. 2nd is "Al's a gal" permanently on the side of the building.
LOL ! Why cant we have good shows like this anymore !
Because it's not a binge watchable drama series made by and for libtards.
The lesson at 2:15 is never let Tim operate a crane again. EVER.
Or leave a vehicle in close proximity of any equipment that Tim might use
1600 - you got two of them now!!!!
Poor Tim. When he actually takes safety into consideration, he still screws up.
I love it! lol watch it ever night
'If it doesn't say Binford on it... Somebody else makes it.'
Lol I remember the nail gun to the camera man. I laughed so hard at that as a kid
" and get a claw hammer get that out of your thigh put some Salve on it." Toolman first aid 101.
brings back memories
U can see on LAFF tv network
the best part of Home Improvement was Tool Time.
I don't understand how people dislike this, did you not know what you were clicking on? Go put your thumbs somewhere else.
pamela anderson looks so good, and young,.,.,., good memories!!!!!!!!!
Before she got tattoos, fake tits, and plastic surgery
@@RaySchwarz. and before she got all gross on Tommy Lee and Kid ROCK!
gross!
Pre Barbed Wire Pamela Anderson was a real pretty woman. Her Baywatch days were the best, but after say 1995-96, it was all downhill from there...
Becareful not to use a fishing rod in a lightening storm, tim did a great job making an electrical storm in the studio
How did the piece of wood not fall through after this cut????? 3:10-3:15. Please explain looks like a pretty clean-cut to me...
Great show.
2:17 one of the funniest scenes in TV history
A giant hot dog 🌭 bun
love this show!!!
That poor Nomad
they swapped it out for a different model for that shot. Not a Nomad
They animated that part.
A beam that big and heavy would compress those springs with no rebound. Not to mention that amount of weight would surely pop a tire
"Put an apron on there and we'll call it Al's mom." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The blonde woman was stunning and knowledgeable.
I heard she did better as part of a group of lifeguards in California.🙂
couldn't then - and now, can't stop laughing!
Still to this day, that beam hurts!
The best:
I love Home Improvement so much:P
Nagyon állat:D sorozat:P
Not the Nomad!!!! That pist a lot of people off before they said it was a prop.
Now all we need is a square peg, Al hope in! LMAO!
Best show ever
This was a couple months before I graduated.. just wow
We'll be right back after these messages from binford
-Not even you can break that, Tim
-Don't bet on it
You're ready NOW mister!
Iykyk 😂😂😆
Blood, Sweat, & Gears looks like a modified version of my dad's truck. Same paint job, too.
Wow 2007. I can t believe youtube is this old already
7:05 And it was at that moment that Tim knew, he f@*ked up. LMAO!!!!!
Never trust Tim with a crane
0:00-9:22 made my stomach burst open from laughter!
Always loved Tim.. Really funny freaking guy
0:00 9:22
7:33 Tim and Al should both be wearing respirators . OH and S would freak out today!
I liked when Tim went up against Bob Vila
7:05 ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ dang i felt that
I miss this show❤
0:40 'and no loose clothing'
*Tim's shirt comes off*
Or Heidi
Didn't Wilson used to say "hi-dee-ho" to Tim all the time? In this case, it would be "Heidi-ho"! ;)
Eugene Tackleberry at his best!
The one at 3:31 is from season 1, "Jill's Birthday"
"I wouldn't bet on it."
Nestled !!!!
i love tool time!!
That`s a good looking rod, That`s what she said.
AL: I would suggest going with the 2400 RPM's as opposed to the 2800.
Tim: That's nice Al, but I'm going with the4100 RPM.
AL: Tim, it doesn't go up that high.
Tim: It does now my friend. I rewired it.
ROFL
I super charged my lawn mower Whoops I ran over willson back to jail for me
Have always loved this show. Hysterical.
I really like Last Man Standing, but this show is way better!!!
OMG, i started watching this, i'm like oh god, nothings gonna go wrong here
WRONG!
Can you make a seperate video of him backing the 454 GMC Truck into the house? That would be awesome. =)
clicked on for the jacked up Chevy truck !
Hell yea me too! Badass cherry truck.
Using Tim Allen's techniques I managed to rat out all my coke dealers and friends to avoid jail time just because as a comedic actor I was aggressively mediocre
Damn Tim was a Fuck Up!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😆