Chris Stuckmann - EFAP Reaction Hyperlight Reel

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  • Опубліковано 5 лис 2024

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  • @Necrow_Productions
    @Necrow_Productions 7 місяців тому +32

    Ah yes, a Hyperlight reel that's over 9 hours long. God, I love EFAP!

  • @Oetam8566
    @Oetam8566 7 місяців тому +29

    Getting Stuckmannized with EFAP is the only thing that brings me joy in life.

  • @samael4550
    @samael4550 7 місяців тому +80

    The first clip is literally Chris being a Communist 😂 most likely not on purpose, but he’s explaining the ‘Labor Theory of Value’, the idea that the amount of time (labor) you put into something is directly proportional to the value and overall utility of the product. It is pretty much _the_ central facet of Marxism.

    • @mordirit8727
      @mordirit8727 7 місяців тому +17

      People never think about effort, only labor. _Effort_ impacts quality, always has and always will. How long someone has worked on something is just an extremely vague indication of how much effort was put into it. Yeah someone worked a whole year for this script... How many days did they do it for? How many hours in total? How much of the proccess was them just fucking around on the internet during company hours?

    • @daveyjones8969
      @daveyjones8969 7 місяців тому +7

      You can work on something your whole life, but if there isn't skill behind the effort or labor, it will still turn out crap and be worth nothing.
      Even moreso if you're working with subpar materials and tools, but also some love of what you're doing.
      It's just a fact you get good at things you enjoy much more quickly, so grinding through a daily task will never produce the quality that genuine enthusiasm will...like communism! Lol.

    • @mordirit8727
      @mordirit8727 7 місяців тому +5

      @@daveyjones8969 I don't believe in that, even. I think it's more than possible to pour all of your effort on something and not be _remarkable,_ but good is always attainable.
      There _is_ an amount of genius spark that goes into art, but even without talent achieving something good is possible, because study, practice and perfecting your craft all go into "effort."
      If someone "works on something their whole life" without "skill behind the effort or labor" and never achives even making something tangible, that just means they're lying about the effort.
      2 untalented people can go to film school and come out, one making okay movies and the other making shit movies. The difference would be in the effort one of them put into learning the basic building blocks

    • @Tom_Katsu_pz
      @Tom_Katsu_pz 5 місяців тому

      The central facet of Marxism?
      This reminds me of Karl Marx.

    • @samael4550
      @samael4550 5 місяців тому

      @@Tom_Katsu_pz wait who? Never heard of her

  • @drdassler
    @drdassler 2 місяці тому +4

    He made one contact of someone semi respected in the industry & has got so giddy he thinks he's big time now.

  • @thomaswood1158
    @thomaswood1158 6 місяців тому +10

    “Alright let’s talk about the Marvels….im not gonna talk about The Marvels….” Bravo Stuckmann, you’re officially a spineless jellyfish…

  • @ScooterDoge
    @ScooterDoge 7 місяців тому +10

    I’ve worked in hospitality my whole life and I will shit all over a server or bartender that is bad.

  • @daveyjones8969
    @daveyjones8969 7 місяців тому +14

    A lot of the time, the "outside" perspective is the most objective, and considering he started "outside" he had a prime opportunity to take that INTO his filmmaking.
    "Hey guys, all that stuff I made fun of in my videos? We WON'T be doing that!"
    Or take it the other direction like RLM, and make an intentionally shitty but entertaining movie.

    • @Reachfan2
      @Reachfan2 5 місяців тому

      Who's RLM?

    • @daveyjones8969
      @daveyjones8969 5 місяців тому

      @@Reachfan2 Red Letter Media

    • @Reachfan2
      @Reachfan2 5 місяців тому

      @@daveyjones8969 Oh thanks, I didn't know they made a movie.

    • @daveyjones8969
      @daveyjones8969 5 місяців тому

      @@Reachfan2 It's called Space Cop, it was pretty funny. I think it's on YT, if not their website. I know I watched it free.

  • @AndragonLea
    @AndragonLea 6 місяців тому +5

    On one hand I can understand how he'd compromise himself to get to the next level, but on the other it feels kind of pathetic that the only way he can set foot into his industry is by becoming a complete doormat to avoid hurting feelings or closing doors.
    Also: I love how it always has to be totally one thing or another. It can't be that people have gotten a little tired of superhero movies AND the movies have been mediocre for several years now, HAS to be one or the other.
    It can't be that movies are more available and cheaper to watch at home AND that movies have been so lacklustre that people felt robbed paying cinema prices to watch them, it has to be one of the two and not both.
    Things aren't usually completely black and white. Sure, people have more movies at their fingertips, but we still get massive box office hits so you can't explain the failure of Marvel and Star Wars movies away by claiming that people simply don't want to go to the cinema anymore. If that was the only factor, all movies would be equally affected.

  • @eddiehjalmarsson5966
    @eddiehjalmarsson5966 5 місяців тому +3

    I cant wait for the hilariocity review of shelby oaks.

  • @averylaughlin9305
    @averylaughlin9305 7 місяців тому +4

    Stuckman if by chance you by chance see this please take it to heart: if you’re too afraid to critique someone’s film then in some way those critiques reign true for your work in other words HAVE SOME FUCKING STANDARDS Jesus fucking Christ

  • @jimmytheenlightenedcentrist
    @jimmytheenlightenedcentrist 4 місяці тому +1

    He padded his essays so egregiously, he was one of the kids who made his punctuation bigger to get to the page limit. Look at how long his slides were for each film, it carried over.

  • @NarcolepticEwe
    @NarcolepticEwe 7 місяців тому +4

    Remember everyone, go watch the good movies because alleged filmmaker Chris Stuckman says they are good and not the bad ones alleged filmmaker Chris Stuckman hasn’t talked about.
    You can trust him, he is allegedly making a movie that will definitely be good and fully display his mastery of the medium and passion for the art of storytelling.

  • @alexmaverick6647
    @alexmaverick6647 5 місяців тому +1

    13:19 Lol judging by the trailer for Critical Drinker’s “film,” he will not be making many more of them.

  • @thatcannonguy
    @thatcannonguy 6 місяців тому

    Hush not being available ANYWHERE is quite disappointing. Did NOT know it was a Mike Flanagan film!

  • @EpicJasonX9000
    @EpicJasonX9000 3 місяці тому +1

    Except General Grevious was only done well in the 2D Clone Wats show.

  • @obiwon1237
    @obiwon1237 7 місяців тому +3

    21:49 did yuh bauls drop off?

  • @Kainvverd
    @Kainvverd 2 місяці тому +1

    Personally, I find it impressive how bad Chris Stuckmann is at his job.

  • @eyzmaster
    @eyzmaster 3 місяці тому

    I didn't know you can upload 9hours+ videos on youtube XD
    Great, some stuff to listen to while I work this week..

  • @AzguardMike
    @AzguardMike 7 місяців тому +2

    Used to watch Chris ad Jeremy as a way to gauge movies. Bu the more I thought about stuff he said, more i realised he was a left wing communist.

  • @boomer.beasley
    @boomer.beasley 7 місяців тому +1

    Huge W

  • @cubelets6253
    @cubelets6253 6 місяців тому +2

    I feel like the titanfall 2 thing wasn't completely fair considering if you look at everything you understand why it didn't do good which wasn't much fault of the game itself

  • @patrolpilot3756
    @patrolpilot3756 7 місяців тому +2

    I remember this video. I unsubscribed and forgot he existed. Stuckman is a sellout and a joke.

  • @hosaepalvin9795
    @hosaepalvin9795 Місяць тому

    my name is john smith and im going to review the film googly eyes

  • @hodor1765
    @hodor1765 Місяць тому +1

    cant believe i use to watch chiris stuckmann he is so bad!
    the fact he wants to be a director is laughable! if he can't even get the basics of a movie review XD

  • @Ceyx000
    @Ceyx000 7 місяців тому +5

    Could Stuckmann critique an EFAP critique of his own critique?

    • @leewright1
      @leewright1 7 місяців тому +5

      Doubt he has the balls to defend his own argument.

    • @Nova-fh2et
      @Nova-fh2et 4 місяці тому +1

      You see how he handled Red Letter Media making a small dig at him? No way the guy could handle this

  • @leewright1
    @leewright1 7 місяців тому

    1:20:59 Stuckmann does not have tons of friends.

  • @anthonyml7
    @anthonyml7 5 місяців тому

    two kids!? my man you better get yourself a real job asap!

  • @lucamartin14
    @lucamartin14 22 дні тому

    1:13:02 Mauler Oppenheimer

  • @wardjunior1450
    @wardjunior1450 5 місяців тому +1

    The marvels is not art. It had artists working on it but it had too many activists working on it therefore the pot was diluted to the point that the art was overpowered with other elements.