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I remember starting this series and thinking "oh I better read the Silmarillion so I have more context for this age" and now watching this after finishing it and seeing just how much they bastardize what's written in the Silmarillion is just sad to me. It's like they didn't even try to stick to the legendarium at all. The whole Mythril creation thing with the Balrog, tree, lightning and the BONUS Silmaril had my heart and head aching.

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Elongated Man should be the Longman's super-shero persona.

every facet of this show exemplifies laziness, arrogance, and lack of care. The dialogue is written by an AI that was only fed tommy wiseau, pantomime, and ironic stage performances. The choreography is designed by people that have never even played a videogame or read a book involving warfare or combat, literally just people with swords move toward each other. props and costumes are like a really rushed but wealthy middle school play. The Story, simply is not. Characters have none, or at least what little there is is outweighed by contradictions. Truly an incredible production.

"I don't want Wolverine in the MCU" Oh boy. That feels relevant given recent EFAPs

1:01:58 in the Plagueis book the Hutts literally did business with the banking clan run by the coolest Sith ever to own Tatooine before the prequels

10:52:45 (or thereabouts) with the team that handled this project it would’ve been perfect for one of the writers to look at their Frankenstein and say, (in a bojack like manner) “what are uuuuuuu doing here?”

Personally, I find it impressive how bad Chris Stuckmann is at his job.

He made one contact of someone semi respected in the industry & has got so giddy he thinks he's big time now.

Megan thee stallion is called a stallion because she is tall and sturdy like a stallion. Unlike Mares, whom are all short and weak and cannot be ridden.

I love how each of their tattoos ended up meaning nothing whatsoever lol

Sabine is the fucking worst. One cringy stereotype after another.

I didn't know you can upload 9hours+ videos on youtube XD Great, some stuff to listen to while I work this week..

It is still astonishing how overmatched Deborah Chow was throughout this series. Some of the most wretched action sequences in history.

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Saw A New Hope in the Theater '77. Now can't stand the Jedi and think they are pretty lame. There you go. Like Brie Larson said "They aren't made for you". Can't disagree.

This is one of those shows where every line of dialogue is either Characters saying their motivations Characters saying what they’re thinking Characters saying what the audience already knows Characters saying what each other already know

"Whatcha bring me" -Slams laptop shut. Someone should should clip this and use it, over and over and over again.

I love how reviewers list this Season One like they'll get a season 2

Behold everyone, "peak Star Wars." ☝️🤓👆

Watching this now that we've seen the whole show, it's so funny how often they theorize about what's going to happen in the show based on things that have been set up in the show, and those theories and predictions are consistently wrong. Mind you not because the theories are bad, but because the writing is so mindbogglingly inconsistent. The Acolyte actively _punishes_ the viewer for paying attention.

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Why does Amandla talk so quietly? "Attack me with what? You're going to have to speak up girl. What is this, ASMR"?

Whadya Bring Me

So after seeing this show from beginning to end: In the Force Vision during the first episode why did Mae have the “possession eyes” and why was the entire forest on fire?

This show 100% was a one-draft project, there was no review or second draft or any corrections. At most there was someone on the writing room with a list of star-wars stuff they could use to go 'Hey this part of the script is related to a preexisting SW thing, add a line to make the reference explicit!'

Stop expositing, please. 😂😂😂

Rag's and Mauler's absolute bafflement at 1:34:14 is hilarious

3:24:34 acting

2:28:11 Witch mind rapes innocent Jedi and we’re supposed to think they are supposed to be holding good intentions? Bad enough the coven leader turned into some hideous smoke monster and said that it was a good thing she was doing that. They keep trying to push the narrative of the Jedi being evil and yet this is supposed to be the better alternative?

Dont you love how disney star wars can one up one another to destroy their world/story? What the worst, Ep 8, 9, Kenobi or this show? Ashoka another but most of the show was walking and showing off the thicc actors

Moral of the story: Don’t transform into a smoke demon in front of the cops

My man! Thanks for bringing the power to the many. Kill me.

Ty for your work, sir

Thank you for your service 🫡

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With all the outrage at the bonkers ending, I feel like everyone has forgotten all the weird nonsensical stuff from the first few episodes. What the hell was with the "no weapons" BS? I assumed there would be some kind of payoff for that later on that would make it sort of make sense, but it got completely dropped with no explanation.

I acknowledge your loss of brain cells to having to ordeal such pain. This was a terrible Star Wars series, makes me sick.

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My feelings on what you had to go through to bring us this highlight reel, in the words of Obi Wan: ... I'm *so* sorry.

to be fair, the kids act SUPER well too. compare this to leia from obi.. shes barely human

It’s hilarious how Hassan is so butt hurt about how toxic his audience is when this is how he has cultivated them.

I was surprised by how much I didn't hate this show.

Coming back after the Acolyte, I find it deeply strange that they decided to make what should have been morally gray [at best] characters such as Boba Fett and [I think the argument could be made for] Dinn Djarin, and just made them into bland generic heroes with very little nuance. Then they took Qimir and the twins in the Acolyte and said "Hey actually the Sith aren't that bad. It's the Jedi who are evil." like what the hell are we doing. We don't mind enjoying villains every once in a while, but being gaslit into thinking that objectively horrible people are actually good guys that we should cheer for is just baffling.