Next time they ask for your last name ask if they want your current name as your last name was kind of a big deal. If they press the point tell them you used to be a Chilean helicopter pilot. If they ask what the name was, give a really German sounding one (Eichmann or Mengle for example), then if they ask why it doesn't sound Spanish say your father moved to Argentina after the war.
This really opened my eyes! I knew there was something off about my dog. I called howlland security, they interrogated him and he spilled all his war crime beans.
“Well hes been saying a bunch of things like we ran the dogs dna and hes wanted for for war crimes, shooting dogs out of cannons, registered poodephile” 😂 im dead
This is so pricelessly funny. I always love when Roy himself is choking with laughter 🤣 Even the final boss at the end found it amusing 😄 Well, these dog park employees have to find a way to blow off steam every month 😂
Next time ask the owner if their dog is good at “following orders” and when they say yes just be like that makes sense because it says here they are wanted for war crimes.
Glad I found your channel. You're hilarious bro. I need to get up on the jail lore I'm catching mumblings of every now and again. I'm sure the story is priceless 😂
No wonder alot of dogs end up at the pound, getting put down, because because of so many negligent irresponsible dog owners. All dogs go to heaven 🐕 , but bad dog owners don't
Many people buy dogs nowadays for social media clout and it's sad. Dogs are a lot of work and very destructive, although they do make great pets, they are a handful.
Years ago I took a guys dogs to a great place. Acres of sand and a bay all fenced in. It was fun ! One day there was an old tie-dye hippie chick barking orders at the entrance from a chair next to her hand painted hippie van. I ignored her (knew the rules) and walked in. She followed me. Sir ! Sir ! Outflanked her lol. I come back to the truck and it was keyed entire passenger side. Hippie van gone....hmmmm. Dog owners truck not mine. Gave him description of van/woman. He was pissed. Never heard from him again till one day I saw the van. I called him and met him down the road. He shows up. Where is it ? I point down the road he takes off. I waited a short while and I see him drive by me and keep going. Maybe he got the plate number ? I grab a buritto. As I am eating I hear sirens. I looked down the road and see fire engines. Did a drive by. Hmmmm. Never saw him again....
OMG! These tweaker kids stole my dog when I first moved up to Portland. I got really hot about the whole thing. Anyway apparently they got pulled over miles away from the home base, the guy was staying over at the girl's house when her parents were out of town, they stole the car, my dog was with them, they claimed MY DOG had actually stolen the car and had been driving them around. I was told this... BY THE GIRL'S FATHER. And he was dead serious. Apparently, he believed her and told me MY DOG was a bad influence.... So uhhhh. Yeah. The STOLEN DOG was the get away driver of the STOLEN CAR, transporting STOLEN CHILDREN. I wish he would call somebody like that DAD. The whole thing was surreal.
The last call was the funniest in my opinion. I couldn't stop laughing when the woman said you accused someone's dog of being a registered poodaphile.
That was an inspired line! 🤣
The ending made the whole bit
That first lady was a master of diplomacy. Wow!
she's a champ
I love the deflection and sass 😂 that is class and control, beautifully done
Lol probably worked customer service
@@smartwatchonpluto💯
I couldn't breathe when she was explaining the type of calls they had received.
I’m so glad I found this channel. The cheapest and most potent antidepressant going.
SAME I came from tiktok and I can't stop lmao
Not tried mushrooms then , can do your own 😂
@@JohnBee-jx3qi combine them both and it’s a medical breakthrough!
Brad holding back his laughter when the wife said she was on the phone too. 😆
"Your dog is wanted for war crimes" This had me in tears laughing, you're a genius brad.
19:20 And by the way, I'm the one that's making the calls.
😂😂🤣🤣👍🏻🌵
@@BladeJones you jive *HUSSY*
How is that funny
@@Tangentbordsblues How is it not?? 🤨🙄
17:20 "In addition to the dog fights we would be shooting dogs out of cannons." That broke me.
😂😂😂😂😂
I teared up laughing in the park
Spoilers! 🎪
I love that Brad gets uncomfortable when they're actually nice to him
I can't wait until you're in your 60's pranking other old people Brad lol
I was dying laughing at the end when the lady was listing off all the things people said 😂😂 so dang funny
She’s actually trying to figure out a solution to the dog pee lmao
It's the right thing to do, dog pee is disgusting and should be banned!
16:51 one of the best final boss breakdowns 😂
Classic. Especially the “poodlephiles” 😂😂🌵🌵
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Brad's character breaking laughs make these calls 10x funnier🤣
Next time they ask for your last name ask if they want your current name as your last name was kind of a big deal.
If they press the point tell them you used to be a Chilean helicopter pilot.
If they ask what the name was, give a really German sounding one (Eichmann or Mengle for example), then if they ask why it doesn't sound Spanish say your father moved to Argentina after the war.
The boss fight at the end was great 😂😂
Love this one! The employee reciting back all the prank ideas had me rolling!
This really opened my eyes! I knew there was something off about my dog. I called howlland security, they interrogated him and he spilled all his war crime beans.
How does this guy only get 3k views this shits insanely funny 😆
The last call fucking killed me, holy shit
Dammit when Brad starts cracking up I can't help laughing. I almost dropped my damn cell phone. 😂
“Well hes been saying a bunch of things like we ran the dogs dna and hes wanted for for war crimes, shooting dogs out of cannons, registered poodephile” 😂 im dead
I can’t think of any other prank caller who’s voice is so calm and collected and also condescending at the same time 😂
This is so pricelessly funny. I always love when Roy himself is choking with laughter 🤣 Even the final boss at the end found it amusing 😄
Well, these dog park employees have to find a way to blow off steam every month 😂
A pizza party!!! I’m dying!
The First Lady is so chill 🤣
First Lady was pure class
Yup. Nice lady. Skipped that one.
This guy is a comedic genius.
Man, I laughed so hard I woke up everyone in my building
Next time ask the owner if their dog is good at “following orders” and when they say yes just be like that makes sense because it says here they are wanted for war crimes.
I believe in Japan they pour water from a bottle on the spots their dogs pee on whenever they’re walking their dogs on a sidewalk or on a street!
I can believe that; they are so much kinder in Japan than here.
Of course that makes sense if it's on a hard surface rather than on some dirt or grass to help dilute it and wash it away.
Paul Who. That’s a totally legit name. Lmao but they fall for it. 🤣
most favorite phone prank of all time!!!
“By the way, I’m the one making the calls, have a nice day”
“Oh good, you too”
I wonder if that hit her right after hanging up.
“The Third ‘REACH’” lol
I need to hear that registered pootaphile call!
""WHAT?!!" "I'm on the line too" 🤣
It was just an unexpected *LOUD* layer in the hilarity and I laughed so loud I scared my kid's cat.
This is pure gold!
5:50 The way she keeps apologizing even though she didn't do anything...lol
Glad I found your channel. You're hilarious bro. I need to get up on the jail lore I'm catching mumblings of every now and again. I'm sure the story is priceless 😂
I like the way Carter says Pizza. Very wholesome.
Now she might think that guy with the two golden retrievers is making the calls.
The Third Reach??? Dear God…
“ your dog was observed, saying I was just following orders” 😭😭😭
Your dogs name is Sargent Stigler of the third “reach” 😂
"clean up the dog pee" Buahaha!😂😂😂
Imagine working at the dog park listening to the victims lol
oh my godddddddddddddddddddd that was hilarious LMFAO
oh brad ive been out for so long but the calls still make me lol, love u from zax
You have earned a sub. This is good fun. Reminds me of ownage pranks haha but with a different spin. Keep it up.
So damn funny when you can barley hold it together 😂
You framed my boy Steve 😂
A dog being wanted for war crimes is hilarious but also a very serious problem that has plagued America for a while
You've gotta be KITTEN me?!
Love the final call. Wish he stayed on for a reaction from the women after the confession!
He actually sat down WTF!!! 😆
Keep ‘em coming
Revisiting the crime scene by calling the office 😂
_”That is a gross misrepresentation!”_ 🤮
man this is such a good list of numbers and intel. and everything was accurate
That first lady was so nice!!
No wonder alot of dogs end up at the pound, getting put down, because because of so many negligent irresponsible dog owners. All dogs go to heaven 🐕 , but bad dog owners don't
Many people buy dogs nowadays for social media clout and it's sad. Dogs are a lot of work and very destructive, although they do make great pets, they are a handful.
Years ago I took a guys dogs to a great place. Acres of sand and a bay all fenced in. It was fun ! One day there was an old tie-dye hippie chick barking orders at the entrance from a chair next to her hand painted hippie van. I ignored her (knew the rules) and walked in. She followed me. Sir ! Sir ! Outflanked her lol.
I come back to the truck and it was keyed entire passenger side. Hippie van gone....hmmmm.
Dog owners truck not mine. Gave him description of van/woman. He was pissed. Never heard from him again till one day I saw the van. I called him and met him down the road. He shows up. Where is it ? I point down the road he takes off. I waited a short while and I see him drive by me and keep going. Maybe he got the plate number ? I grab a buritto. As I am eating I hear sirens. I looked down the road and see fire engines. Did a drive by. Hmmmm.
Never saw him again....
First lady was so sweet 😢
How do you not have more subscribers wtf this is all too funny
"the third reach" lmao wat?!
"Reich" isn't pronounced like "reach"; it's "rike".
Finally, proof that I'm not a Nazi!
Yeah, it was a reach
@@PhoneLosersofAmericabut you are a registered poodlephile
Dude when i heard that woman calmly explain how they were gonna be shooting dogs out of cannos i almost fainted 😂😂😂😂
17:03 Absolutely hilarious!
"It's a requirement to like us." Well you're going to have to earn that.
The dog is a registered poodephile 😂
They probably got hair on their pits already. Hahahahaha.
I love the way he says pizza 🍕
Third reach? Oh Brad.
Whoever allowed their dog to pee in public deserve to be jailed.
Paul Whom*
i also have never heard about the pee 😂 what a coincidence wow
Have a nice day! .. NO!!!! YOU have a nice day! lmao
No we are having a pizza party 😂 🍕
Oh no not the *3rd* reach 😵
Dog fights at the dog park lol
OMG! These tweaker kids stole my dog when I first moved up to Portland. I got really hot about the whole thing. Anyway apparently they got pulled over miles away from the home base, the guy was staying over at the girl's house when her parents were out of town, they stole the car, my dog was with them, they claimed MY DOG had actually stolen the car and had been driving them around. I was told this... BY THE GIRL'S FATHER. And he was dead serious. Apparently, he believed her and told me MY DOG was a bad influence....
So uhhhh. Yeah. The STOLEN DOG was the get away driver of the STOLEN CAR, transporting STOLEN CHILDREN.
I wish he would call somebody like that DAD. The whole thing was surreal.
Thanks for making me laugh! 😂😂😂😂
Call petsmart and ask the recommened time to cook a hamster
This guy is such a brad 😂
Lmao Steve Gordon prob got introuble
Roy D Mercer
How big a boy are you?
Lmfao this guys stuff with that girl to see epic prank calls I love the name Roy haha the way he talks is enough to trigger anyone it’s clsssic lol
“The third reach”?
I wanna hear the dog fight call and the poodlephile
7:40 🤣 and 9:16🤣🤣🤣
7:19 The Roseanne house?
Director of Security for a dog park?
I'm naming my dog Sgt Steigler.
Brad is a bored, older teenager that sounds very manly.
You should have said that the dog was a guard at Barkenau
They’re busy eating pizza. Lol
Bro how do you make these😭😭
First one was kinda believable, that 2nd one about the ass-sniffing was just stupid and obviously lame. C'mon man.
I’m crying
7:35 what??
BRAD LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The registered poodiphile had me trippin
Damn you got lucky with that dog being adopted haha