Boat Salesman Loses Local Contest, Is Butthurt

I call up a guy who probably didn't leave his business card in a Subway fishbowl and inform him that he's a loser. He does not appreciate this, so he calls me names, impersonates the police, and promises to drive to every Subway in town until he finds me.
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[@jacksonmississippiisdefmyname]

I've listened to this call 5 times now and every time the Carol twist floors me

[@jacksonmississippiisdefmyname]

Got me again. Carol was him all along?

[@Lewis_T]

I love it when they tell Roy repeatedly and quite often how much time of theirs Roy is wasting on the phone with them. When all they gotta do is hang the fuck up, and he tells them….and they continue to waste their time staying on the phone!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bumpstockowner]

Let's see Paul Allen's card

[@thearchive4109]

He’s a boat salesman and nothing but. Lol

[@gregorypoitras7704]

I always listen to a couple of calls in the morning before going to work , gets my day started

[@Sparkette]

When he said you probably don’t get paid, you missed an opportunity to plug your Patreon 😛

[@Jigsawdotkom]

This guy went from: I don't eat at Subway to I'm a cop to that's my son's card

[@treasuretrails]

You are a comedic genius Brad you never fail to make me smile!

[@MaxHarden]

What's your location? Jared's house.

[@crosman177]

What’s your 10-20

[@jacoblamberson2709]

Your 35 cents an hour would add up to an annual salary of 728 dollars. Lol before taxes also 💀

[@RXSVN_2]

He said "Seven dollars.......and 35 cents an hour". Not only 35 cents, LMAO

[@BrianBadondeBo]

This is literally how my best friends and I talk to each other

[@Mus34679]

Wish I had friends like that lol

[@TriComStorm]

I wish my friends had business cards

[@Nom8d]

Wish i had fish bowls

[@schmiedeltv5835]

Brad Carter you S.O.S. over the past couple years you got me through some dark times but you're still schooling me man you taught me something today thank you I can't listen right now I'm digesting my input.

[@schmiedeltv5835]

You throw a hell of a barbecue bread and this phone is riding the jokes for me now better than what I was coming up with I was just trying to thank you February 23rd 2021-10:18 p.m. Pacific time

[@schmiedeltv5835]

I think maybe I've been around toxic people and it kind of rubbed off and I forgot to f****** not let em get to me

[@shmooglevitz7281]

8:53
Damn. Right. Back. AT HIM.

[@hiimshtixy1220]

@8:53 must of felt so nice! 🤣🤣🫠

[@neekobonzini3399]

"I'm gonna hang up now. I love you."

[@mistersmooth79]

A boat salesman who doubles as a police officer. Interesting! He's being caught in lies, and hates being called out.

[@Youidiott]

💯

[@grendelprime166]

Jared couldn't stop calling Brad after this, Love at first listen for sure.

[@deadsilence7319]

Love how they think the supervisor gonna help them

[@scarecrowbar66]

This is seriously one off the worst smackdowns I've ever seen a prank victim receive. Reminds me of a certain Seahawks/Cardinals game that ended 58-0

[@FalconMain3]

I fucking love you guys especially Steve Dave

[@jonathanvonwowern-barrefor6618]

You mean Stevedave.

[@DirtyDoctorDan]

Cause I've got tooooo much time on my hands, it's hard to believe such a calamity.

[@RootedHat]

Should have asked for his badge number 😂

[@stephenrichnafsky897]

This was a great call thanks brad

[@RXSVN_2]

8:26 LOL

[@milkboccle]

8:25 omfg hahaha

[@PistolP33]

I love you, Brad

[@megachin9925]

It’s funny cause brad is actually getting paid for this he’s monitized

[@hairdog765]

Kurt has alot of time on his hands😂

[@guillermomontoyo]

Makes me hungry for a Subway sammich

[@bonebreakingaction6815]

One of your best ones

[@ruslannabioullin3664]

WHY DID YOU ADMIT AT THE END!??

[@AaroMesa]

Sometimes it reparks the arguments

[@cleatusyokel]

He's related to Jared.

[@amp4105]

Everyone from the Stupid fishbowl!!

[@gloriakorlou719]

Dammit Brad! Out of any name this call had to mention, it just has to be Jared?

[@ISEEORBS]

🌹

[@AaroMesa]

edgy boat gay card salesman guy
he's salty because he sells boats
hardy har har

[@imme9497]

Broo you're too funny 🤣

[@Zack-nt6wg]

Jared gives eating fresh a whole new meaning.

[@jell-oputin8036]

Awesome 😎👍🏼🌵

[@ancientseed2607]

🌵🌵🌵

[@jell-oputin8036]

@@ancientseed2607 🌵😜🌵✌🏽

[@dorkydancer8421]

LMAO

[@noahthompsonator]

9:30 🤣🤣🤣

[@futsuu]

cactus

[@ancientseed2607]

🌵🌵🌵

[@alandesgrange9703]

The dude is right. Subway sucks.

[@wallyfrompapalouie4175]

Hey. This show was okay I guess, but couldn't it have been better??

[@doyouevenban_]

First
Love the calls man

[@katiedonovanAlt]

"It kinda sounds like you're full of shit!" Oh, lulz....

[@davetillu7095]

Boring call!

[@electrickrain]

Your face is a boring call

[@Youidiott]

Not boring at all!

[@CirrowProductions]

This is wrong