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  • Опубліковано 22 гру 2024

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  • @mac.g261
    @mac.g261 4 роки тому +78

    "I don't want any yellows in my yard"
    "Sir that's racist"
    :')

    • @wooshbait36
      @wooshbait36 2 роки тому +2

      It's not racist, he is talking about weeds, not Asians

    • @a-listercrowley2737
      @a-listercrowley2737 2 роки тому +3

      @@wooshbait36 shit, I'm talking about the weeds too, u know what I mean...
      🌿 😏 😤 😊 😃

    • @johnnymuen4948
      @johnnymuen4948 7 місяців тому

      lmfao topkek

    • @royg9776
      @royg9776 4 місяці тому

      @@wooshbait36it actually was racist the way he said it

  • @Willigula
    @Willigula 3 роки тому +39

    This is one of Brad’s masterpieces.

    • @tvviewer4500
      @tvviewer4500 3 роки тому +6

      You are right this was brilliant. He really knows how to interface with other people's nuances. It is like watching a puppet show.

  • @Psychedelia-Horror
    @Psychedelia-Horror 3 роки тому +17

    "We can spray paint them green so it looks like grass" left him speechless 🤣

  • @uK8cvPAq
    @uK8cvPAq 4 роки тому +112

    Dandelions are good for bees and wildlife, they're a source of food for many insects during early spring.

    • @GloomDev
      @GloomDev 4 роки тому +2

      Moot what are you doing here

    • @uK8cvPAq
      @uK8cvPAq 4 роки тому +9

      @@GloomDev Beeing myself apparently.

    • @ChodeMaster
      @ChodeMaster 4 роки тому +1

      @@GloomDev thats exactly what I'm wondering too.

    • @elroddin76
      @elroddin76 3 роки тому +1

      Nobody gives a shit!

    • @t4705mb6
      @t4705mb6 3 роки тому +5

      They make great greens and tea for humans too!
      They also have curative properties!

  • @EuphoniousRequiem
    @EuphoniousRequiem 4 роки тому +55

    This video actually made me appreciate dandelions more. Thanks Steve-Dave!

  • @madelinebrown5240
    @madelinebrown5240 4 роки тому +27

    "Steve what?"
    "Correct!"
    😂😂😂

  • @HarryBalzak
    @HarryBalzak 2 роки тому +18

    He believed the "Prank Call Call Center" line? Holy shit...

  • @paulfix9823
    @paulfix9823 4 роки тому +68

    I'm lovin these trugreen calls. Great idea, its so believable. Lol

  • @Allon-Bacuth
    @Allon-Bacuth Рік тому +7

    We need more dandelion facts in 2023!

  • @dannydanko4627
    @dannydanko4627 4 роки тому +24

    I love how pissed he was getting while you were trying to convince him how awesome dandelions were 😂

  • @rage2904
    @rage2904 4 роки тому +123

    Apparently getting weeds in his yard is comparable to losing a parent.

    • @hairyballbastic8943
      @hairyballbastic8943 4 роки тому +9

      that's pretentious suburbians for you. wish people stopped caring so much about something so small and stupid

    • @cauliflasnumber1supportert956
      @cauliflasnumber1supportert956 3 роки тому +3

      @@hairyballbastic8943 calm down Karen it was a joke!

    • @SlainOracle
      @SlainOracle 3 роки тому +13

      Actually they're not weeds, they're in the same family of flower as sunflowers

    • @-Dragon-Master-
      @-Dragon-Master- 2 роки тому +2

      THEY ARE NOT WEEDS they are part of the sunflower family also they're perennial herb of the genus Taraxacum of the family Asteraceae, native to Eurasia but widespread throughout much of temperate North America. The most familiar species is officinale and has alot of health benefits

    • @bola5671
      @bola5671 5 місяців тому

      If the person that owns the land doesn't want the the plant, then it's a weed. It's part of the definition

  • @DemimondeMesilaThraam
    @DemimondeMesilaThraam 4 роки тому +36

    If I had a lawn, I would seed it with dandelions. Their seeds would spread and mess with the perfect lawns of all the Hank Hill type lawn-obsessives. And my yard would look really groovy.

    • @sneakerfreak2002
      @sneakerfreak2002 3 роки тому +5

      Lmao!! I tell you wwwhat

    • @a-listercrowley2737
      @a-listercrowley2737 2 роки тому

      @@sneakerfreak2002 yep

    • @citricdemon
      @citricdemon 8 місяців тому

      Is this legal? Can they make you get in trouble for doing that?

    • @Captain_Clark_CDoryAdventures
      @Captain_Clark_CDoryAdventures 7 місяців тому

      ​@@citricdemonbuy a house in the country not the city limits, avoid covenants/HOAs.....and LIVE HAPPILY. God bless. 🙏

  • @BlackFlagHeathen
    @BlackFlagHeathen 3 роки тому +47

    Unbelievable that we still have racism towards dandelions in 2021 smh.

  • @johnshopkins554
    @johnshopkins554 Рік тому +3

    We don't need no stinkin dandelions. This is top5 snowplow moments.

  • @ManixT00
    @ManixT00 4 роки тому +31

    That "shut up" was so perfectly timed

    • @wooshbait36
      @wooshbait36 2 роки тому +1

      Listen to it again and give me timestamp, I'm buy company owner

  • @patrickledonne5547
    @patrickledonne5547 Рік тому +5

    I think this call is your magnum opus. I've listened to it a couple dozen times

  • @deluge71
    @deluge71 4 роки тому +7

    "Quit talkin' history! I don't give a SHIT!"
    "What do you get outta this?!?"
    I love it. F**king brilliant!

  • @EugeneNeilBreen
    @EugeneNeilBreen 4 роки тому +36

    i need more dandelion facts

    • @hairyballbastic8943
      @hairyballbastic8943 4 роки тому +7

      you can make a coffee like beverage by drying, charring and boiling their roots :)

  • @allaware1971
    @allaware1971 Рік тому +2

    Should have told him he would look so flamboyant with a lawn covered in dandelions, his entire neighborhood would know exactly how happy a guy he is.

  • @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights
    @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights 2 роки тому +5

    He doesn't care about the bumble bees!

  • @namenameson9065
    @namenameson9065 4 роки тому +43

    His yard has to be like everyone else's, dammit!

  • @BrianRIngram
    @BrianRIngram 4 роки тому +25

    He should have been put in his place when he started using foul language at 10:50. I'm sorry you had to put up with that when you're just doing your job.

  • @assmannewzealand
    @assmannewzealand 2 роки тому +4

    He doesn't like prank calls yet he's contributing to the humor of this one so much!

  • @texazmade713
    @texazmade713 4 роки тому +12

    Lmao he went dark on his example of a prank call ....lol love that crazy old man

  • @beltranpons
    @beltranpons 3 дні тому

    One of my favorites, definitely.

  • @hamooblanu1365
    @hamooblanu1365 4 роки тому +11

    When someone in the phone starts getting angry or raising their voice you need to start interjecting with "NOW LISTEN HERE" and go on to make absolutely ridiculous point that may even be unrelated lmao.
    Mucho love.

  • @charliestokes4520
    @charliestokes4520 4 роки тому +4

    He actually sounded like Sam I am 😂😂😂

    • @aromusbaspet9032
      @aromusbaspet9032 4 роки тому

      You meant to say Guy Am I, right? Sam's the happy-go-lucky one and Guy's the grumpy stick-in-the-mud.

  • @nouseformyname3788
    @nouseformyname3788 2 роки тому +3

    Dandelions were brought to North America aboard the ship The Mayflower.

  • @SeanLain
    @SeanLain 2 роки тому +4

    This is a great premise for a joke because then you can spin it as if the dandelions are endangered in your area and that it would be illegal to do anything to them before they flower.

  • @Faine212
    @Faine212 4 роки тому +20

    In a sense, the dandelion can be a symbol of life. It is a plain and unimpressive weed, nearly impossible to remove because of its spectacularly strong roots. Then, when it goes to seed, it is suddenly beautiful, fluffy, and white, standing proudly above the grass and weeds. But then finally, one strong wind will blow and its beautiful geometry is gone. The dandelion tattoo can remind you to enjoy every moment that you are blessed to have. It shows that life is both tenacious and delicate and we only have one chance to make the most of it.
    The dandelion can also be associated with hope and dreams that come true. Because when children blow on dandelion fluff, they close their eyes and make a wish. When they see a dandelion head, they are reminded of all the things they have and will wish for. Some of us are lucky enough to have our dreams come true. In such cases, the dandelion tattoo can be worn to symbolize how dreams came true.
    A variety of superstitions and magical beliefs are associated with dandelions. One folktale says that when a child finds one, the size of the stalk shows how much they will grow in the coming year; other tales say the dandelion can be used to find out how long you will live, what year you will marry, and how many children you will have. It is also believed that when a dandelion is added to a wedding bouquet, the bride and groom will have good luck. If you blow the dandelion and all the seedlings fall off, you are loved. If you blow the dandelion and make a wish, if all the fluff blows away, your wish will come true.
    The Dandelion has the ability to grow in many
    different types of land; they thrive in moist areas that have full sun
    but can also grow in the shade and where it is dry. This is due to the
    fact that the Dandelion produces a type of root called a “taproot” which
    is capable of going as deep as 3 feet into the soil, in order to find
    water, which makes it capable of surviving through dry spells.

    • @DemimondeMesilaThraam
      @DemimondeMesilaThraam 4 роки тому +3

      Seriously, people in my home state of California, which never gets enough rain, would do well to have dandelion lawns. Oh, and if you rub a dandelion on your chin and your chin turns yellow, it's supposed to mean that you love butter.

    • @jamesnoble8205
      @jamesnoble8205 4 роки тому

      Cool story bro

    • @Jellymiqo
      @Jellymiqo 3 роки тому +1

      @@DemimondeMesilaThraam wow that would be so cool having lawns full of bugs and pests you are a genius for sure

  • @kellanstec
    @kellanstec 4 роки тому +13

    lmfao the person who doesn't want dandelions in his lawn works in advertising, something that doesn't provide any vital vitamins and minerals for your family

  • @Justicesfor
    @Justicesfor 2 роки тому +1

    One of the best pranks by PLA and I’m a HUGE FAN! The first time I heard one of his prank call I laughed for 12 hours non stop my stomach hurt so much. I had to take breaks

  • @platinumuschannel
    @platinumuschannel 3 роки тому +8

    I've noticed that with a lot of these lawn treatment calls, the person on the other end of the line often suddenly notices a change in their lawn. The power of suggestion is probably bringing fantasies of a free lawn makeover and/or huge settlement to these people, which tells me a lot of these so-called victims would gladly bullshit their way to riches if given the opportunity.

  • @spellmadam2947
    @spellmadam2947 4 роки тому +10

    I can't believe he stayed on that long. Wow

  • @thisisudax
    @thisisudax 3 роки тому +2

    Lol how many times did he say POINT BLANK and PERIOD. I find it so funny how long he stayed on the call . I think you helped him. He was probably very lonely before you called.

  • @tvviewer4500
    @tvviewer4500 3 роки тому +2

    How many times can this guy go in a loop? Brad is a master of keeping people in loops..
    "I think I am better at my job than you are at yours." Yeah you are...

  • @ilovebacon304
    @ilovebacon304 4 роки тому +6

    I love the phone losers, this is hilarious

  • @Faine212
    @Faine212 4 роки тому +6

    The dandelion is the only flower that represents the 3 celestial bodies of the sun, moon and stars. The yellow flower resembles the sun, the puff ball resembles the moon and the dispersing seeds resemble the stars.

    • @MC-bo6ql
      @MC-bo6ql 4 роки тому

      GON GON go Oooh aah aah

    • @jamesnoble8205
      @jamesnoble8205 4 роки тому +2

      I DON'T WANT TO GET LECTURED I JUST WANT THEM OFF MY LAWN

  • @DefiantMix
    @DefiantMix 2 роки тому +4

    One of your best ones. This guy clearly has issues.

  • @bmmk12
    @bmmk12 3 роки тому +2

    He sounded like Newt Gingrich LOL

  • @miikapekk5155
    @miikapekk5155 4 роки тому +4

    It's funny that you do a dandelion prank, I am actually trying to grow them in my garden. I got sick of trying to eradicate them then someone said you could eat them and make a coffee with the roots. So I'm trying it now

  • @IdahoInvader
    @IdahoInvader Рік тому +1

    Hey he doesn’t want a lecture right now Lolol

  • @timtom7089
    @timtom7089 2 роки тому +1

    I thought was real untill I saw the comments. I was laughing for 20 minutes straight.

  • @thisisudax
    @thisisudax 4 роки тому +2

    This one never gets old

  • @adolfo777nica
    @adolfo777nica 4 роки тому +5

    Great to see more uploads,keep it up Cactus

  • @kangsterizer
    @kangsterizer 4 роки тому +2

    every now and then i click these videos and it always cracks me up

  • @jasonapple3356
    @jasonapple3356 4 роки тому +5

    17:11 I would be surprised she’s still alive! I lost it.

  • @robertkobus5950
    @robertkobus5950 4 роки тому +8

    How are people so ungrateful about a FREE improvent to their lawn?

    • @silvaskiproductions3937
      @silvaskiproductions3937 Рік тому +1

      because they are old and stuck in their ways. makes for really great content

  • @feukka2148
    @feukka2148 3 роки тому +1

    the Sam I Am reference. i was laughing my ass off. love you guys.

  • @dahjetson4653
    @dahjetson4653 4 роки тому +1

    Saw a rayco woodchipping maching being towed on the highway. Made me think of rayco constuction lol

  • @JamesWilson-sb9iq
    @JamesWilson-sb9iq 3 роки тому +2

    Lol this is one of my favorites

  • @michaelfleming8490
    @michaelfleming8490 Рік тому +2

    “Frinch” “dintilion” “inding” “tinints”

  • @Ahhhshutup
    @Ahhhshutup 4 роки тому +2

    Thanks for sharing these very interesting facts about dandelions brad , I learn more from you than I did from school

  • @fedoraman8967
    @fedoraman8967 3 роки тому +3

    A prank call within a prank call. Prank inception.

  • @DeadlyFungi
    @DeadlyFungi 2 роки тому +1

    This is one of your best

  • @ian6280
    @ian6280 4 роки тому +2

    the fucking prank call call center part was gold

  • @brazenbunnies
    @brazenbunnies 2 роки тому +3

    He said, “kill it before it grows”

  • @drewvalentino9469
    @drewvalentino9469 4 роки тому +2

    Should tell people it will cost them for you to fix the problem.
    Great job.

  • @Mauipokepoi
    @Mauipokepoi 3 місяці тому

    "Were not lying Sir, its a prank call" 😂

  • @skuddo
    @skuddo 4 роки тому +1

    Hahaha I was hoping to find this exact call to share ROFLMAO 😂. I've been stuck listening to old crappy episodes. Dandelions FTW!

  • @sventoby
    @sventoby 4 роки тому +3

    8:40 his last name changes 5 times in 15 seconds

  • @Scoopski_Potato
    @Scoopski_Potato 4 роки тому +1

    I giggled so much 🌵

  • @gasWITHOUTstink
    @gasWITHOUTstink 4 роки тому +2

    I was waiting for him to have an aneurysm lol

  • @travis8136
    @travis8136 3 роки тому +1

    This is one of the best ones 😂

  • @micheshawn
    @micheshawn 4 роки тому +2

    This was hilarious till the end !!

  • @joem13yearsago73
    @joem13yearsago73 Місяць тому +1

    The Dandelion's Dance
    Oh, dandelion, bright and free,
    A golden sunburst on the sea
    Of emerald fields, where you stand tall,
    A humble bloom that graces all.
    No velvet petals, soft and grand,
    Yet you adorn the simplest land
    With cheerful blooms that boldly shine,
    A little sun for hearts to find.
    A wish upon the summer breeze,
    You scatter seeds with playful ease,
    And though the world may call you "weed,"
    You dance in freedom, wild indeed.
    For children know your secret worth,
    The laughter you inspire, the mirth;
    They gather you with gleeful eyes,
    To make a wish beneath blue skies.
    You bloom where others fear to grow,
    In cracks and crevices, you show
    That beauty thrives in every place,
    A testament to nature's grace.
    And when your golden days are done,
    You lift your face towards the sun,
    A halo soft of silver white,
    A whispered prayer, a kiss goodnight.
    So let the roses have their fame,
    And lilies bear a grander name,
    For dandelions, strong and bright,
    Are stars that bloom in morning's light.

  • @signaturecontracts
    @signaturecontracts 4 роки тому +1

    Love that u upload so much keep em coming

  • @NETWizzJbirk
    @NETWizzJbirk 4 роки тому +20

    Next time they say they recorded you, tell them “you are in an all-party consent state that you didn’t consent, so it is not admissible.”

    • @spazzwazzle
      @spazzwazzle 4 роки тому +2

      He used to do this all the time. "ma'am this is a two party state"

  • @My-Say
    @My-Say 4 роки тому +3

    Grass is actually a weed and dandelions are tiny sunflowers. People argue dandelions are weeds and that isn't correct. So next time you get a lawncare call and they ask you to kill all the weeds, kill all the GRASS :)

    • @Jellymiqo
      @Jellymiqo 3 роки тому +1

      ... weed as a term has no botanical purpose it just means any plant growing where you dont want it but clearly you dont have the brain capacity to understand that -_-

    • @Roger__Wilco
      @Roger__Wilco 3 роки тому

      @@Jellymiqo I wish weed grew everywhere, that's kind of contradictory!

  • @Lewis_T
    @Lewis_T 7 місяців тому

    I love the dandelions in my yard. I stopped mowing them for you Brad!

  • @grendelprime166
    @grendelprime166 4 роки тому +2

    Did you know the Yellow in the PLA bell is actually a bunch of dandelions?

  • @Rockineagle84
    @Rockineagle84 4 роки тому +3

    Who was that at the end. Looks very familiar

  • @andnowi
    @andnowi 4 місяці тому

    We haven't bought greens in months. We just harvest the dandelions out front that the c&nt next door keeps complaining about.

  • @Rpxvision261
    @Rpxvision261 4 роки тому +1

    This call is the 2020 go cups!

  • @NETWizzJbirk
    @NETWizzJbirk 4 роки тому +4

    Next time someone threatens to sue tell them you have binding arbitration only

  • @0kh0b07
    @0kh0b07 4 роки тому +2

    We are so very happy for you RBCp indeed quite quiet

  • @PunkProfess0r
    @PunkProfess0r 2 роки тому +1

    You sound like Sam I am from dr. Seuss - I do not want them on a train I do not want them in the rain …. 🤣

  • @92irishjoe
    @92irishjoe 3 роки тому +2

    You gotta wonder who studied Dandelions seeds travel patterns

  • @Willigula
    @Willigula 3 роки тому +2

    This guy gets confounded so many times.

  • @hjn123
    @hjn123 4 роки тому +2

    Let's start a dandelion movement!

  • @vitolopoii7981
    @vitolopoii7981 4 роки тому +1

    Eat three dandelions a day to get plenty of Vitamn K. Take three, a cross burner you shall be!

  • @KurticeYZreacts
    @KurticeYZreacts Рік тому +1

    Ok you know what?
    ... if you dont care how it looks... then neither do we!

  • @SlipperyMooseCakes
    @SlipperyMooseCakes 4 роки тому +1

    This was a great one

  • @Mauipokepoi
    @Mauipokepoi 3 місяці тому

    I call Dandy's driveway lettuce. Then I use them to make my roommates salad.

  • @thesunman
    @thesunman Місяць тому +1

    I love me some homemade dandelion wine

  • @Edwarddiaz21
    @Edwarddiaz21 Рік тому +1

    He doesn't care about 🐝? He should have asked him does he like to eat. I can't stand rich snobs who try and out do the snob who lives next door, who's trying to out do the snob next to them.

  • @nickarnold5565
    @nickarnold5565 8 місяців тому +1

    Damn i learned alot about dandelions

  • @hairyballbastic8943
    @hairyballbastic8943 4 роки тому +1

    man I want nothing but dandelions over my lawn

  • @satans_scrilla4844
    @satans_scrilla4844 4 роки тому

    Who is the older feller at the end lol

  • @davidvista1133
    @davidvista1133 3 роки тому

    What is this company that has dandelion I want some in my home

  • @Bryanbkk
    @Bryanbkk 8 місяців тому

    I love this guy!

  • @SNEEDANDBREED
    @SNEEDANDBREED 2 роки тому +1

    DAMNDY LIONS!

  • @brazenbunnies
    @brazenbunnies 3 роки тому +2

    How does your business survive, making prank calls?

  • @mrslade
    @mrslade 4 роки тому +3

    I enjoy these yard-loving old men who get get salty in one sentence. #idea Tell people they can no longer landscape their yards because it has been included in the new wildlife sanctuary for butterflies.

  • @RyanJardina
    @RyanJardina 4 роки тому +1

    Are dandelions the new cactus?

  • @kfloyd6310
    @kfloyd6310 2 роки тому +1

    This guy is hilarious

  • @The723343
    @The723343 2 роки тому +1

    what happens when they turn white and puffy and you can blow on them

  • @kevinbeaugez2769
    @kevinbeaugez2769 4 роки тому +1

    Another great true green mishap

  • @roadfugitive1752
    @roadfugitive1752 4 роки тому

    Nice touches.

  • @ThePharphis
    @ThePharphis 4 роки тому +1

    Nice facts, thank you