[ASMR] Every girl in war of the spark ranked by how much I want them to top me (soft spoken)
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
- i also do my nails I guess during this? this was a mistake.
Thumbnail art is Bulwark Giant by Victor Adame Minguez.
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"after the Orzhov... capitalists."
Ah, I see why Spice brought us here.
#eattherich
"I don't know about this card... LSV and Marshall Stuffcliffe gave it a C- at best."
"Nah bro, Lily's Library said it's the third hottest lesbian of the set!"
This video was not a mistake
It was gay
And thus you should NOT be sorry for it. You should be proud.
Gay.
Gay gay gay gay gay.
Girls. I do agree. I understand
the big gay energy in this video is greater than captain marvel's movie
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big lesbian mtg ravnica nerd energy that speaks to me on such a deep level
This is the most iconic MTG video ever made. I love you so much omg
I find it amazing/hilarious that you are actively apologizing for not liking all these girls.
all girls are beautiful and amazing in their own way, even if that way isn't for me.
@@LilysLibrary You're too pure for this world
Huatli not only can summon dinosaurs. She is also a master orator and poet. And she is a fantasy "mesoamerican" anti-imperialist warrior who kills spanish vampires.
PS: She is also my waifu.
The Selesnya are just the Gruul after some life advice and a power nap.
This is a hot take I can get behind
The Selesnya are a dangerous cult, poorly disguised as Greenpeace. At least the Gruul are honest about smashing everyone who doesn't want to join
Selesnya is the upper middle class of ravnica. So they are the gruul but in a timeline where their parents paid for high school
@@torysaccount5753 actually, Selesnyans are just communists. That's really all there is to them. Hippy communists.
Tom Evans except they really aren’t, there is a clear hierarchical order in Selesnya.
“Selesnya is a guild of bottoms” Lily 2019
Am I wrong though?
Lily's Library Emmara’s a Switch but otherwise the rest are bottoms
Yeah like the leadership and dryads are flexible, but otherwise
Spice8rack brought me to this specific video.
Auto-subscribe.
How dare you call this a mistake, i made and effort to stay awake through the entire thing just to hear your points.
WORTH EVERY MINUTE.
Great content. Looks into the camera "Capitalists" 😎
I'm not sure of how much of the immediately post-Ixalan story you caught, but once the Immortal Sun is removed, Huatli planeswalks to Kaladesh, where she meets Saheeli. Saheeli is immediately taken by Huatli's description of dinosaurs, and invites her over so they can talk about Huatli's home and build a robot dinosaur. So it seems you and Saheeli have much the same taste.
Also, I knew Bulwark Giant was going to be up there. Aside from the fact that she was in the thumbnail; I, my girlfriends, and all the other Magic-playing girls I know all became super gay for her the moment we saw her in the spoiler.
I am 100% behind the Huatli-Saheeli ship. It's adorable and amazing.
@@LilysLibrary Oh, your Discord invite link doesn't work anymore. Was it brought down because of too many trolls joining or something?
Hmm it keeps breaking on me - I'll check it out.
I actually laughed out loud when I saw this title, 10/10 video
Look forward to this for every set
I believe tenth district legionnaire is the same person that is on tenth district guard, tenth district veteran, and battlefield promotion. It's quite the compelling story.
Lmao, this rules. A+ content that the MTG community needs.
"Needs"
This video is art
Okay you're not wrong though, this is the most important list.
I lost it at "She would really... respect your safe words"
I'm impressed by how candid you are about your preferences. I'm even more impressed that the list is 38 women long, that's more than most people would get to experience in their lifetime
Ok, I'll just reply to myself to not spam it up. I get Nissa not wanting to be touched, but she seems a hell of a lot more violent than adorable to me. She Shakes the World, after all.
Flux Channeler is up there for me. Smart, communicative and is literally experimenting. I'm in
I mean, Nissa just pokes primal elemental forces awake and they do all the violence really.
Assuming Bulwark Giant is holding a human, oh God no. I don't want to die.
Huatli has a thing for big butts too!
So glad this came up in my recommended feed, your channel is great! Soft Spoken EU4 rambles, DnD roleplays, and MtG? Surprised you haven't blown up yet, but it'll happen soon. Keep at it!
You’re an inspiration, Lily. One day, I’ll do an ASMR video about mtg girls I want to top.
My one complaint: the fact that you didn’t count instants and sorceries means you missed out on the really hot girl on Deathsprout (and Growth Spiral)! And that’s just a shame.
That's fair - I had to draw the line somewhere though.
I find the mystery with the wanderer kinda alluring in and of itself. Then again, curiosity is my fatal flaw
"That's a topdeck!"
I mean, time spent doing things because you're gay is NEVER too much time.
Bless this iconic video. And you.
"I'm not into dead people," lmao.
This manages to be super relaxing and fun at the same time, gg!
Please do more of these! I find it hilarious when you talk about why you wouldn't want them to top you like Vampire Opportunist. She's biting a rock lol. Also we get to learn more about you in other perspectives, like I didn't know you were a fellow martial artist!
Perhaps - it'd probably get a bit tired doing it too often. It'd also have to be a set with critical mass of named characters (like Dominaria would work).
I had to double take when I saw this in my feed. Truly amazing.
Ps fuck capitalism
"I don't wanna be the one explaining that to you" x) you killed it
#LiliIsNotGivingYouTheTalk
Ya nope not my job.
I didn't know I needed this so badly in my life until now
Omfg you are amazing for doing this 🤣 I am dying. Vraska...”pretty sure I’d be allergic to her dress so that’s a point against her...also pretty sure she’d try to murder me” 😂😂😂😂
Nice #1, I totally agree ^.^
This video is iconic
Would have been interesting if you included the japanese promo art in some of the evaluations since Narset, Tamiyo and Vinvien look HOT.
While they do look rad in those, it doesn't really change my rankings for them (based most of them on their personalities and story in addition to their looks) and I just wanted to remain consistent for which art I used.
Finally! Magic The Gathering content made specifically for me 😤
Videos I never thought I would see in my feed. But I am glad this exists.
This video was an experience
Vraska's spore dress aside, she won't kill you, unless you're a bad guy. She's an anti-hero, and she's my favorite planeswalker!
Honestly though the part of the video where she gets high enough on the list to start trailing off and mm-ing at the ladies is so great
Just.....girls.......
this is such good shit. definitely not a mistake. keep it up
This.
This is the content I fucking crave.
I think it might've been correct to use the anime arts for some of the planeswalkers, Tamiyo becomes a tsundere and Lili and Vraska give off maximum fem top energy in anime mode.
That's valid - I decided to stay a bit consistent and the anime artworks don't really change the rankings since most of the characters with alt art we have enough background lore that I'm not just goin based on image.
Gideon seems to be into the Bulwark Giant as well if you read the flavor text.
Gideon has good taste.
I'm pretty sure I remember playing Lily a couple times back when I lived in Seattle. Boy, that feels like a long time ago now.
Also ran into Marshall a couple times.
This video made me subscribe. Also, you have excellent taste. Lilliana is best leather mommy.
I find the fact that this video exists amazing. I don't mean that in a positive or negative way, purely objectively, it is just kind of astonishing that this video exists and has a following of people.
I came here to see where Tamiyo would be, got a slap in the face
Jaya is THAT low?
Tamiyo and Jaya have mommy dom energy. It's not a bad thing, but it's not what Lily's looking for.
@@zemyla i didnt mean it in any serious context and i wasnt trying to besmirch Lily for her opinion
Agreed. Would asexually date Tamiyo in a heartbeat. But, like Lily said, she's into strong, powerful women, which isn't Tamiyo's thing.
This is quite frankly, amazing.
As a lgbtqa+ friendly straight white guy, this was adorable and very far away from being a mistake. I hope you enjoyed making this as much as I had fun sharing it!
You. Are. An. Icon!!
This video is great! I love your take on the review of the set.
Saheeli is my waifu, she basically does competitive art nouveau battle bots and we would bond over art. Shes passionate and intellegent and ride or die for her friends.
This is awesome! Love it!
This is the most important video I've ever watched.
also, Liliana? same tbh.
I'm a dude and I agree
Everyone quit youtube now, the best video has been made
You had the exact same reaction to Vivian that I did. Like damn she’s hot.
Edit: Lily, what do you think of the Dimir? They’re my favourite.
Went back to this video after the Selesnya one and. God it's still So Good i love these videos so much it's so gay and so good and I agree 100% with all your top judgments I'm. Thank you for this gift
asfgdjsdk this vid is an unexpected blessing. 11/10
Out-fucking-standing.
Loved this video. You should do more like it.
Hands down, best MTG list. My gay heart is ready
Me and friends: *Idle WAR best girl convo*
Lily: "But tops tho"
I support your number #1 pick as I've had a crush on her since M10 when i was still super duper closeted lol.
Also this video = insta subscribe!!!
definitely the most important list
This is the best content
I think this video is why UA-cam was created
I was mad about the Vraska verdict, but then you said she was hotter as a pirate and you immediately made up for it🤣
This is amazing. When will we get your top 10......tops list?
You also forgot Vraska's Finisher is already involved in a D/S relationship, its right in the title. She is Vraska's finisher...
Why did I watch the entirety of this
If The Wanderer ends up being Emrakul (as some redditors have theorized) would she move up or down your list?
I am 99.99% she's not Emrakul, but that would put her down on the list. I mean, I want a girl to frazzle my brain, but not in that way, and not in lasting permanent damage sort of way.
Iconic.
had to stop the video two times because this was too funy
Wasn’t expecting a super gay video with a nudge of anti capitalism and digs at Anarcho-primitivists, but it’s a welcome surprise
Nudge of Anticapitalism is my new band name.
vraska is a softie she would never hurt you ;_;
she can and will murder you without a second thought (and honestly, I'd let her)
oh fuck yeah
God, you are gorgeous. Love your nerdy asmr. :)
I may have skimmed this list but did you not include/acknowledge God-Eternal Bontu? I ask because you included Oketra and I spent the entire rest of everything terrified every time a name that *wasn't* Bontu went up, implying that somehow Bontu was higher on your list of tops than not only Oketra but almost every other girl in the set. Please clarify my gigantic crocodile god gorl may not be a good choice for a top but she is a lady and deserves respect.
Shoot! She was on my list but I for some reason didn't have an image for her!! She ranked just below Oketra tho.
I would love a archtype base on ancient egypt
Something like this set? c: scryfall.com/sets/akh
@@LilysLibrary That looks pretty decent for a fan-made set. Too bad it's not real.
How would you rank the legendaries from the previous two sets, like Nikya, Teysa or Lavinia?
Okay here we go:
Aurelia - Yes. Just yes. Please yes.
Emmara - Good, solid choice - all the disclaimers about Selesnyans maybe not being the best tops apply though.
Etrata - Fine. Like, she has a good look, she is a vampire, but I feel that relationship might in my death.
Izoni - No. I hate bugs.
Judith - I have a rough history for knives, and I feel she'd be a bit too rough for me. Maybe a 1 time thing.
Kaya - Was in this list, but hell yes with her guildmaster outfit too.
Lavinia - Hell yes that hair those cheakbones, lady in armor, awesome cloak, agent of justice. Sign me yup.
Nikya - Not humanoid + is Gruul, so that's a hard no from me.
Vannifar - It'll depend on how like... stingy her tentacles are. Like she has a great look, but I need to make sure she's not just gonna be the type of jellyfish that kills me. Mild sting is okay though.
Teysa - As much as I don't like capitalism, I do like her outfit. Not the hell yes category, but solid choice.
Trostani - I have no clue how it'd work, but I'd give it a try.
Vraska - Same look as this video's, so same rating.
Zegana - Eh - most of my points in this video about merfolk apply.
I think you missed one more great thing about Liliana. Perfect couple name of Lilyana
I love this. My husband recommended this to me. It's fantastic.
As to not spam:
I'm a bi demisexual, and for girls, it's more of an affectionate, asexual sort of love. So, Tamiyo would be on top of the list for me.
Julie B I'm a homoromantic demibisexual myself. There are some non-women I find attractive, but mostly I'm all for girls.
TIL Lily is gay/bi. Not that it makes any difference, you’re still awesome. Live your best life.
i like girls
I don't think this was a mistake. Even if you aren't saying exactly what you find attractive/unattractive about them, you say enough that people's imaginations fill in the parts you didn't say. And if people can't interpret *exhales in gay* then that's more their fault than yours lol. This could be a fun joke-y series to bring back every few sets imo. I think every set would be a lot of work and also burn out a lot faster, but I could see this as a recurring thing.
Yeah - it'd have to be a set with critical mass of named characters - like it would've worked with Dominaria, but others wouldn't work as well. Like there's only so much I can talk about for bulk commons with only the art to go on.
You missed God-Eternal Bontu. I'd assume she's slightly above Oketra.
Oops - although probably slightly below Oketra.
@@LilysLibrary Oh, yeah, that's what I meant. Between Oketra and Naga Eternal.
Ah never understood Vivien's hair. Now I do.
Nissa is my hecking waifu and I am not ashamed of that
Side note I have seen so many fanfics where Nissa's a top and bOY HOWDY
Very cool
So, do the anime art plainswalkers change any of these rankings?
(Quoting myself answering the same question on twitter)
Honestly not really - most of the alt arts are for characters we have stories and lore about, and for them I rated them on the entirety of their looks, history, and personality, so a different art doesn't impact them too much.
had to take a double take on that title..came out of nowhere
Likewise. Had no idea.
This is it.
Insta subscribed
little joke.
dosent want the capitalis vampiers from orzhov, but rather the racist ones from Innistrad (coincidentally in rakdos colors) XD
I needed this gay energy... There's way to too much bigotry where I live
Okay you take the girls I take the guys GO TEAM OF BEING GAY!!!!!!
This video is the proof that even girls can be creepy, I mean, in a good way
There is a disconnect between the title and hatin on Rakdos.
31:16 Same.
Just gimme the dinos