Trump Falls Asleep During Michael Cohen's Testimony in Hush Money Trial
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- Опубліковано 13 тра 2024
- Seth Meyers does his monologue for Tuesday, May 14, before teaming up with Amber Ruffin and Jenny Hagel to read jokes that just sound wrong coming from him.
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Trump Falls Asleep During Michael Cohen's Testimony in Hush Money Trial - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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"You were so confident all week. Do you remember who had doubts?" 🤣😂🤣😂
He sounded like such a dad saying that.
He wasn't sleeping. He just thinks if he can't see anyone else they can't see him.
My 3 yr old used to do that…
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He's dissociating.
😂
Jenny taking us all on an unexpected trip to the gun show
I'd buy tickets! ❤
What a world it would be if that was the ONLY type of gun show that existed
Its the right to bare arms we all agree with.
@@BarryRowlingsonBaz: oh my goodness - you win! 🤣
Jenni got guns!
"I'm wearing lesbian sleeves...I'm an ally!" 😂
Falling asleep uncontrollably & at inappropriate places is actually one of the symptoms of dementia. He just keeps checking off more & more of those boxes ☑️
To be fair, court is boring for a lot of people and even without dementia, Trump is not very healthy in the first place so he probably will fall asleep more easily when bored, especially if he's not getting a full 8 hours of sleep.
Or extreme opiate use.
@KatySue. Both of his parents died from dementia.
I have to completely disagree with zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
My guess is his lawyers took him off his stimulants, so he wouldn’t yell in court. But he’s still awake half the night tweeting, so he can’t stay awake. Dementia is a reasonable guess, in my non-medical opinion.
JENNY PUTTING SCOLLINS TO SHAME! 😍
I mean, Scollins puts Scollins to shame
I mean Scollins puts Scollins to shame
But also yes
🤣😆😂🤣
@@betsiecleworth5853 So true!! 🤣🤣
Correction: You are only allowed to conceal carry with a license in New York and yet Jenny was clearly hiding guns.
🤣🤣🤣
Correction: this is no longer The Tonight Show with Seth but rather The Tonight Gun Show with Jenny
@@LateBloomerMediacorrection: this is The Late Show, you're thinking of John Oliver
@@teuastcorrection: You’re thinking of Jimmy Fallon
@@LateBloomerMediasomehow the Late Gun Show sounds wrong …. 😂
You know the joke is good when Amber can't deliver it without cracking up.
1/9 apparently. Definitely good.
As a cis white male I love this segment. I hope they have as much fun in planning as they seem to on stage. I wasn’t the boss, but enjoyed an old job where the camaraderie seemed similar (I was low and they were higher up, but we just enjoyed cracking jokes).
When Amber just folded over 😂
I'll never think of coal miners the same way.
@@jeremycurtis2334 Gotta love people who are mature and self-aware enough to be able to poke fun at themselves. I love this segment, too. Seeing them crack up at their own jokes is priceless.
@@artbargra The humble-irony in self-aware humor is humor in its highest form. Only real comedians can do it. Seth and his team are among the best.
I love how the three of them just enjoy working with each other so much! It makes the segment so much more fun to watch.
I agree wholeheartedly. The jokes are great, and the whole idea is superb, but what I like the best is the way they clearly respect one another, and love working together. It's, quite simply, beautiful to see.
I truly love when a joke bombs and they just riff on it and laugh about it. The jokes Seth can't tell segment is always delightful because the three of them seem to enjoy each other so much. And also, considering Seth's rant against vests, watching him put on those sleeves had me laughing out loud.
"maybe I could be the executive director of that museum" this is why the skill of the hosts is so key- you can write jokes all day but only the best performers can work in the moment to make a situation hilarious
@@pizzaivlife And watching Amber struggle to breathe at Seth's needling is a delight. These three playing off each other is what makes these segments so great
Jenny casually making half the audience go "DAMN" 😳
More than half
the only offensive thing about that lesbian-owned restaurant joke was that the eating out joke was right there.
I was expecting it to be a clam bar
Scollins, take note. That's how you rock a tank top.
60 years from now, when Scollins sadly passes on, his epitaph will read:
"Mike Scollins
Beloved husband and father
He made us all laugh
Because he wore a tank top to work"
He is The Nodfather!
Don Snoreleone
@@christopherweise438 what about the farts?
@@pietrojenkins6901 sadly those are the offers you can't refuse, you just gag.🤢
@@jackl4laughs 😂😂😂😂
I like that nickname.
She pulled off those sleeves and I audibly said "DAYUM, JENNY!"
They asked Jenny if she would rather meet a bear or a man on a forest trail. She said bear but only because it would be more of a fair fight 💪
Seth looked like such a wimp after Jenny did that.
@@danielslinger9017 Respectfully, can I meet Jenny on a forest trail?
Yeah I did not realize she was hiding those guns
She made me doubt my sexuality and it took me years to accept I’m ace.
Judging by her face when Jenny pulled off her sleeves, I think Amber can tell both kinds of jokes now.
I went back to 6:36 ... And you're 100% right! 😆
I went back to 6:36 ... And you're 100% correct!
Jenny, HOT.
"Not yet it isn't." and rips off sleeves.
I have seldom been so called out and proud at the same time.
It reminds me of a time when Tracey Chapman took off her jacket during a concert. There was an instant rousing cheer from most of us in the audience.
I fell a little more in love with every flex
I just never realized how shredded she was yanno? Lol❤
@@justjane805I’ve seen her live too ❤ …… maybe Tracy Chapman could come on the show to deliver black AND gay jokes Seth can’t tell. Like with a guitar and “wife-pleaser” tank top
As a queer person who used to be Mormon and also a teenager, I feel equally attacked and seen by that painfully accurate joke
"I'm wearing lesbian sleeves!" is about the funniest line I've ever heard!
"I'm an ally!"
Really? Like seriously, *that* is the funniest line you have ever heard??
The Jokes Seth Can’t Tell segment is always adorable. 😂 🥰
The recurring sign-off bit about Seth "trying" some of the jokes himself is corny in the best possible way lol
oh my god GET IT JENNY
This segment is still the most brilliant move in television. In your face and under the radar at the same time. Chefs kiss!
Spot on! Subversive, subliminal, sublime. And funny.
And you just know it could never work unless the three of them really did love and respect each other. Pause at 5:26 and tell me the three of them aren't having WAY too much fun at work.
This wine-colored sweater is GORGEOUS, Seth.
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@@paulyricca3881 again?
OH man
Funny. I agree and I am a 70 year old man. Have one just like it. VOTE BLUE 💙
It's spilled merlot
I thought nothing was funnier than when Amber messes up and cannot maintain composure, but Seth wearing "lesbian sleeves" and shouting "I'm an ally" is pretty close
Love it when there's a bonus attached to the monologue!
It's a twofer!
Angry toilet tweets at 2am does take a lot out of the Orange Old Man.
He's the orange turd that should have been flushed years ago
He has to tweet from the toilet because he's full of........
His angry full *Depends* Truth Socials are worse.
He's only angry now because he doesn't have any more classified documents to flush. At least none that we know of...
Trump 2,024 !
[ Months in the Florence,
Colorado Supermax Prison ]
Amber not finishing the punchline is the best thing tonight 😂
I love it when Amber and Jenny and Seth have so much fun together.
Jenny got the guns! lol
How'd Jenny make it past security with those guns?
Ma'am, you need to tag your thirst traps, some of us are gay 😳
I think those are the ones she was hoping to appeal to...
Jenny ripping off those sleeves was hilarious! 🤣😂🤣😂
Dayummmm Jenny with the guns 😘
ikr 😍
Yep I clapped for the guns , if I was in audience I would have made noise for the pose.
Michael Cohen unloaded on Trump & Trump unloaded in his depends.
More gun jokes! 🤭👍💜
I love Seth for his outrageous, challenging, daring comedy. Also love his deliberate inclusion of female co-stars who support his efforts so well. It works, and feels like a team effort, and that's what Seth has always tried to evoke as a comedian.💌💘💗💙💚🧡💛❤
Seth, you have gotten us through hard times. The writers are top notch and I love Wally. We need more Wally.
Thanks for renewing for another 4 years.❤❤😊
Thank goodness for this. It makes my heart leap when it pops up in my feed.
Like it and you'll see it more often.😊
"M.U.I" COME ON THAT WAS GOLD!
It was!!!
What does it stand for?
Mowing Under (the) Influence ?
EXCUSE ME, DOES JENNY HAVE A LICENSE FOR THOSE GUNS?!
Jeb Bush: "Seems like Drowsy Don has even lower energy than me ... Please clap ..." 😩
I am gonna die watching this show. Amber, the black lung joke was incredible 😂😂
What was she trying to do?
@@gunfighter009 Trying to sing, I guess. Africans voice sound different than white, my singing teacher always said. (She's white but lived in Ivory Coast for 3 years.
The fact that he keeps falling asleep in court gives me a faint hope that if he keeps doing it, one of these days he will do the country a favor and just stay that way...🙏
He closes his eyes and waits if the nightmare disappears
Im pretty sure trumps lawyers are putting Xanax into his Macdonald's happy meal in the morning before court.
Lol I love hearing grumpy Trumpty Dumpty say he's not falling asleep, he's just resting his beautiful blue eyes and listening intently. Dude doesn't listen to anyone intently. Only himself lol
I'm not convinced he even listens to himself intently.
^ what they said. He’s incapable of listening to anyone with his own ridiculously stupid inner monologue
I keep hoping he continues to rest then permanently. 🤭
@@kelandryyemrot1387 lol you are probably right. But narcissists think the sun shines out of their rear, and he clearly talks out his arse, whether he listens is another matter lol
Trump can't stay awake without his Adderall fix.
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@Arational Or w/o cocaine.
His defense team thinks it's better to have him doped down rather than doped up.
no thats Joey
He's sundowning from dementia. It's getting worse with every rally.😊 He's just like every other senile old man; and a lot nastier than most.
MUI! a joke that takes the entire audience a few seconds to decipher is amazing!
You can almost hear Seth counting...
1... 2...
That's because it's only on the books as a crime in GA, FL, and probably AL.
he let that one simmer well
I love how quickly this dissolved after Amber’s attempt lol
I don't know what I would do with myself if I couldn't watch Seth react to a joke that bombs.
Jackals in the house!
😫 U RANG??
Found a mistake already 😅
Jackals in the house
Jackals in the street.
Everybody knows that
Jackals are the nicest people you could meet
But they have no grasp of poetic meter.
Can someone please explain to me why some are called Jackals? I'm old enough to be a saber-toothed (toothless) tiger. I read slowly, so please write slowly. 🙂
@@margueritemccann8580 Somebody else will probably explain it better, but the basic story is that early on in Corrections (ep 11, reportedly), Seth described the fans who picked at his work as "jackals." And we have adopted it as a term if honor. It's not just about finding the mistakes in LNwSM, it's about loving Seth and giving him a hard time; it's about the comradery and laughter we share. It's about showing how smart you are in an obnoxiously endearing way, and so much more.
Anyway, join us at Corrections every late Thurs/ early Fri there is Late Night, and have some fun. Be sure to ask Seth what He's drinking. ☺
'Ya gotta love Amber. You just gotta!
Narcissism 101 Shut out what you can't control.
Mowing Under the Influence. You’re welcome.
Seth, you just got Bird Banes' sleeves. Now you need a ridiculous belt, possibly a cape, and the costume will be going somewhere. Maybe even an origin story short film for the Academy that finally beats John Oliver.
When Jenny ripped off her sleeves 👀
absolutely lost it at the "Blacklung" bit lmao
At this point I don't think Trump falling asleep is newsworthy.
Tell me next time he manages to stay awake through a whole day!
Let’s go early crew
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Lol, my Granddad used to drive his mower around a very small township (at the time it was 1980's).
Mainly because he lost his licence due to age, but also because he was a onery SOB and loved pissing off his neighbours.
This got stopped eventually.
There was a country singer (George Strait, maybe?) who did the same thing when he lost his license. He just drove his riding mower into town to go to the liquor store. 😂
Come to think of it, wasn't there a picture of George Jones out there on HIS mower?😮
@@SilverAuntie I remember one bad winter here in Ohio a guy got pulled over on his mower going to town for a beer run . lmao My son went Mom come listen to the scanner the officer had his mic open . OMG we were laughing so hard until the dispatcher broke thru saying somebodies mic is open . It was level 3 snow level that night meaning no traffic on any roads . The guy said I`m not drivin my truck I got picked for the beer run , we lost it man I miss all those scanner days the things you could hear.
This is my favorite bit, it’s even better when Amber breaks out of character, her laugh is contagious
“Lesbian sleeves” are pretty cool but Amber’s shirt was better. Shout out to all the Space Nerds out there! 🖖
That courtroom art's not fair.
Way too flattering.
Interesting to see Jenny is following Scollins' lead in fashion.
Scollins, Fashion Icon.
4 minutes isnt long enough for Jokes Seth Cant Tell.
Jenny there rocking a tank top with style, I hope Scollins is taking notes
Trump cuts plenty of cheese to go with his whine.
Seth's impressions are incredible! He always makes me giggle.
(Thanks to the writers, and Seth, for giving me a laugh, and bit of a reprieve from a tough day!)
The purity of "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" gives me joy every damn time.
Yeah, well rested is cool. But well arrested would be cooler.
I love that fuggin segment everytime
6:32 Take note, Scollins.
I just wanna cut that part of Seth yelling, "I'm wearing lesbian sleeves!" and post it all over the place with zero context
I like your casual dressing on the show. I feel relaxed and can laugh out loud.
Jenny’s arms make me feel safe
I’m pretty certain that Amber is the cutest person to ever exist.
I love the “Jokes Seth can’t tell” segment 🤣🤣❤️
Love how he interacts with his staff
I don't think he's sleeping, I honestly think he's having massive anxiety attacks.
"a restaurant where everyone eats out, even the chefs," was right there.
At this point he's probably just pretending to fall asleep to act like he doesn't care. It's hilarious that it just makes him look old and frail and tired.
That courtroom sketch of Trump reminds me of that Toulouse-Lautrec painting of the old alcoholics at the bar. Anyway, if Trump would give up the absinthe, maybe he could stay awake.
When they barred cameras in the courtroom, they took 45's oxygen.
Let’s go early crew.
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Once again the off the script moments between Seth and his crew are priceless.
Only in America? A company founded by a teetotaler who wanted to provide an alternative to wine for communion is now selling alcohol that looks like juice. Welch's, I'm disappointed in you.
I prefer my presidents who don’t fall asleep in court and is dreaming this case is over and he won then has to woken up by his lawyers who proceeds to hand him notes like he’s actually listening but we all know he don’t listen
I prefer a president who doesn’t even need to appear in court because they would have some decency as a person.
@@psy4721 I could laugh myself to shreds when I see how on RWM everyone tries to bend themself into pretzels to defend this man.
Oh it's all fabricated, the whole court is biased, they hate him, powerfull men always have an active private life, blablabla.
Then I think of our sitting President and his private life and know who's got my vote.
Nice Trump portrait, where can I get one to scare the peasants!
This is the real "Amber said WHAT?" amirite?
yo but shes got guns tho
Y'all gotta redo the scollins tank top photo with Jenny's arms 😂😂😂
i'm surprised to learn that jenny has a concealed-carry permit.
Trump falls asleep so he doesn’t have to smell his own sleep farts.
That's why he's falling asleep. He's gassing himself!
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Sharts, surely? Hence the diapers….
The sleeves hahahahhaahahahaha omfg
Two things: I love every time you do “jokes Seth can’t tell” and I would go back to the theater for a cut of Lord of the Rings with Seth’s Guilliani as Gollum in all three movies!
The black lung bit 😂😂😂😂
Please someone put some artwork of Jenny in her tank top on a tank top for me to wear
Dang Jenny!!
He's not sleeping it's his (only) way to say, "I am above all of this"
Thanks for what you do Seth & Co. I watch every night. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
I dunno... I've rested much better since Donnie's been in that courtroom too.
Theyre having so much fun