Anime Conventions: An Honest Guide

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  • @nothinmulch
    @nothinmulch 5 років тому +3694

    Whatever you do, don't go look at the swords. You'll just cry

    • @nikora5657
      @nikora5657 5 років тому +422

      @@LibraryofAcousticMagic3240 I think it might be because they are super expensive

    • @roselia2102
      @roselia2102 5 років тому +23

      It’ll be all your limbs, organs and your soul.

    • @brycemcewen6146
      @brycemcewen6146 5 років тому +15

      If you think that there expensive try doing HEMA training and getting a real usable sword 300 absolute minimum

    • @brycemcewen6146
      @brycemcewen6146 5 років тому +4

      @Amber Mitchell you can actually get daggers for cheap but still made with good steel for around 40$ if you look for it

    • @dandydasyt4766
      @dandydasyt4766 5 років тому +6

      Most on-the-peg swords are the cheapest, cause they are quick to make and are mass produced, but they're still quite costly. The material also play a factor as wood is the cheapest and stainless steel the most expensive. But even more expensive are the custom orders, where they let you pick and choose the size, looks and general design from their recommendations.
      Source: am novice prop maker.

  • @FireOccator
    @FireOccator 5 років тому +13466

    - I went to an anime convention.
    - What did it cost you?
    - Everything.

    • @infintytb577
      @infintytb577 5 років тому +48

      Wallet: after all that u expect this to hurt?

    • @dorkbio9987
      @dorkbio9987 5 років тому +7

      no NO not my wallet! Anime bewbs advisement too graceful!

    • @legendarycrusaderholyman430
      @legendarycrusaderholyman430 5 років тому +4

      FireOccator one day and I leave that’s all

    • @gamedirection_us
      @gamedirection_us 5 років тому +7

      I know this is late but ill toss you a bone. 3 Day Con
      Badge: $5-180 (pends on con size)
      On-campus hotel: $750 (*find friends) now it's $50 now you can party all night with friends and not use the hotel for sleep
      Off-campus AirBnB: $250 (*still find friends) now its $50 but you have your own bed and not the floor
      *Commute if off-campus: $15-30 Uber/Lyft rides, so 2 rides a day each day 120. Or take public transit for $20. or find a really cool friend to pay the $90 parking.
      Food: $10-30 each day give or take ($90)
      Alcohol: Free-$20, just get some shitty K and Gatorade and slurp it down (if you're of age of course)
      Flight/Travels: Absolutely depends on how far you are from your con. can be $5-25 tank of gas, (*Free for those electric Telsa kids). or $200-350 for a plane ticket.
      As for the dealers room expect everything to be $100+. (if your cheep and want to kill business prepare an amazon wish list).
      so with that in mind:
      \/ TLDR starts here \/
      Budget for $1200 if you want an on-campus room for your self and some money to spare to buy stuff.
      Budget for $300 if you want to cram into a room the size of a closet and get dropped off by your parents so you can have at least $100 to spend in the dealer's hall.

    • @Plantzun
      @Plantzun 5 років тому +9

      Walllet: im sorry
      *turns to dust*

  • @ihavebread
    @ihavebread 5 років тому +4223

    Did he just implie that a body pillow is an irrational purchase

    • @Yrojrund
      @Yrojrund 5 років тому +214

      what a freaking normie.

    • @tasertag7513
      @tasertag7513 5 років тому +84

      **Best boi noises.**

    • @karl2428
      @karl2428 5 років тому +179

      I bought a Levi body pillow as a joke but now I like sleeping with it because it's large and soft
      I don't even like Levi lmao

    • @mellowblueu
      @mellowblueu 5 років тому +37

      Bruh bruh Uh... ............CAN I HAVe IT?! (Don't ask why I need it)😭❕ (I can't buy one, because if my family members actually find out that I have a body pillow in my room.) :3

    • @slime1994
      @slime1994 5 років тому +14

      Okiku I can feel ya I would be dead

  • @ThomasFort
    @ThomasFort 3 роки тому +1482

    Favorite con moment was seeing a Baptist convention happening during an Anime convention. The older ladies LOVED the little tiny lolita hats with crosses on them and bough so many from one of the booths.

    • @sketchytwin2670
      @sketchytwin2670 3 роки тому +145

      try going to a con that was placed the same day as a Jehovah's witness conference.

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 2 роки тому +16

      @@sketchytwin2670 soaking

    • @janremoto4849
      @janremoto4849 2 роки тому +6

      Same situation.

    • @ianmorgan276
      @ianmorgan276 2 роки тому +84

      @@sketchytwin2670 Better than a furcon next to a hunter enthusiast's club

    • @opbattleaxe8744
      @opbattleaxe8744 2 роки тому +11

      A legitimately blessed moment.

  • @mattbenz99
    @mattbenz99 7 років тому +3557

    In Montreal, Otakuthon is literally right in the middle of China town. During the weekend of the anime convention every Chinese store pretends to be Japanese and begins selling bootleg anime merchandise.

    • @Irohen
      @Irohen 7 років тому +342

      Ahah yeah, I remember seeing the anime merch that was sold in one of those stores, especially an Attack on Titan figure bundle. The quality of this one was so bad it was laughable.

    • @mattbenz99
      @mattbenz99 7 років тому +69

      Mal Nexus
      The bootleg stores were all outside the convention center. While there was some bootleg merchandise in the dealer's room, it was almost all real stuff being sold.

    • @aliceandrews9665
      @aliceandrews9665 7 років тому +230

      This year the anime convention in Toronto was held next to an important conservative political conference. My friend snapchatted me a picture of a bunch of liberal protesters outside talking to a man in a rainbow fur suit. I love my city.

    • @sourmint4197
      @sourmint4197 7 років тому +45

      So fucking true xD I remember one shop giving "otaku discounts"

    • @ninezerotwo1778
      @ninezerotwo1778 7 років тому +9

      The fact that bootleg is allowed to even exist within the premises of a con goes to show how low quality it all is. I say if you're not in Japan, don't even go.

  • @joshuaxiong7955
    @joshuaxiong7955 5 років тому +5152

    *Looks at anime figure*
    *Looks at wallet*
    (John Cena voice) “Are you sure about that”

    • @costeabrailean3189
      @costeabrailean3189 5 років тому +4

      Huh

    • @Neo-sx8xn
      @Neo-sx8xn 5 років тому +29

      you made me giggle

    • @marineguy2286
      @marineguy2286 5 років тому +3

      Nigga dead mems

    • @Pasunpuffin
      @Pasunpuffin 5 років тому +13

      @@marineguy2286 Too bad. It was funny anyway.

    • @lilpizzy8696
      @lilpizzy8696 5 років тому +7

      I made it a tradition to buy a figure every year (i only go to one con per year) and my wallet hates me for it

  • @theTheoryofEvil
    @theTheoryofEvil 5 років тому +2123

    One of the people giving “free hugs” gave me the flu and I’m never falling for that again
    Edit: this comment was from two years ago. the actual convention was four years ago. i was not patient zero of covid. please stop talking about me having covid in replies

    • @thepandanesianquetzal1158
      @thepandanesianquetzal1158 5 років тому +83

      Ouch... I feel for you mate

    • @gowom
      @gowom 4 роки тому +36

      Josephine Henderson omg that sucks I’ll take that advice

    • @charbelalam2648
      @charbelalam2648 4 роки тому +126

      Now it's a bit more lethal.

    • @thegulagcuck4066
      @thegulagcuck4066 4 роки тому +12

      don't worry. they don't charge extra for it

    • @kylem3096
      @kylem3096 4 роки тому +22

      It's so you remember that sweet embrace for a longer amount of time

  • @NathanielBandy
    @NathanielBandy 4 роки тому +5186

    I have never heard any convention conveyed more perfectly then this

  • @sirat3124
    @sirat3124 4 роки тому +3745

    Sep 2017
    - The con season is almost over
    March 2020
    - The con season won't even start
    Whoa this has many likes

    • @El_Flood
      @El_Flood 4 роки тому +30

      Plot twist: the free huggers actually started the virus by hugging the very fiber of space and time, creating an anomaly in the form of a deadly virus. they then became the protesters of the quarantine, carrying they're sickness to the world

    • @Karosei0713
      @Karosei0713 4 роки тому +4

      That's so true, I can't cosplay too 'cause my wig isn't problarly arriving and I can't go buy fabric 🙌🏻😔

    • @NkSku
      @NkSku 4 роки тому +2

      I was going to go to a con this year as jiro kyota and I can’t now so I’m sad :(

    • @michellelopez7486
      @michellelopez7486 4 роки тому +1

      :(((

    • @lilsusup
      @lilsusup 4 роки тому +2

      Me and my friend have to wait a whole year to go to a con now ✌️

  • @poxcosplay
    @poxcosplay 5 років тому +2854

    and don't forget if you're a cosplayer and you dress up as a very idolized character, having a tsunami of people follow you EVERYWHERE!!!!

    • @BobBob-we3wr
      @BobBob-we3wr 5 років тому +77

      Dont people do that stuff for attention anyways?

    • @poxcosplay
      @poxcosplay 5 років тому +217

      @@BobBob-we3wr not every cosplayer

    • @TamiUwU420
      @TamiUwU420 5 років тому +16

      I am going to cosplay Enju after that Touka and then maybe Kaneki

    • @lemonsherbet8715
      @lemonsherbet8715 5 років тому +26

      Oh no... I’m cosplaying deku!!!

    • @scarletivy2271
      @scarletivy2271 5 років тому +4

      @@ilikeraccoons523 I'm going as froppy to!

  • @StartouchArts
    @StartouchArts 7 років тому +1866

    And don't forget this: ASK BEFORE HUGGING SOMEONE SUDDENLY. I've seen people almost destroy someone's cosplay because they hugged without warning.

    • @bonibon6669
      @bonibon6669 7 років тому +264

      Tobi of the Akatsuki
      I heard about this so much
      Do people know about "personal space"

    • @zhmosestv7111
      @zhmosestv7111 7 років тому +277

      If some random sweaty dude would try to hug me, I'd fucking waste him. Imagine all that grease and sweat.

    • @zetokaiba5867
      @zetokaiba5867 7 років тому +54

      Zhmoses TV Lol eeew that would piss me off

    • @Ecanze
      @Ecanze 7 років тому +99

      Ahhh.. That "lovely" Early 2010 period when "glompers" was a huge thing. They were/are a cosplayers worst nightmare..

    • @flamerollerx01
      @flamerollerx01 7 років тому +21

      That really doesn't sound good at all. That's not right, invading someones personal space without permission in public like that.
      I will say though, perhaps if there was positive engagement with the attendees about the topic, instead of hostile warnings, the problem might become less severe. Some of these guys that are really into Anime and such have developmental disabilities and as someone with Asperger's, I know how it feels to have demands I don't understand placed on me without any explanation.
      Also, I know for a fact that it's not just men doing this... though they are the majority I'm sure. We poor men do tend to be born with such things more often after all. Such a thing should garner sympathy, but sadly I see a lot of people saying "see how much better women are" instead. Those kinds of people suck so much.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +6792

    I thought weebs not taking showers was just a joke or a stereotype, until I actually met a weeb who doesn't take showers.

    • @voruxosu1520
      @voruxosu1520 4 роки тому +47

      FIRST REPLY HAHHAHAHA

    • @voruxosu1520
      @voruxosu1520 4 роки тому +30

      Also damn, I watched this vid last night too

    • @justanotherhotguy
      @justanotherhotguy 4 роки тому +85

      Lord of the Mustaches, what do you think about face revealing who’s behind the beautiful fave of Jellal Fernandes?

    • @fireguy1922
      @fireguy1922 3 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @shonsenjaime177
      @shonsenjaime177 3 роки тому +41

      You cant fool me, you are the weeb that dont take showers!

  • @shinji4615
    @shinji4615 4 роки тому +4655

    Writing this during the pandemic so future generations will know that there was no anime con season in 2020.

    • @ikalgodunno8588
      @ikalgodunno8588 4 роки тому +14

      Mhm 🤧✌️

    • @bubblegummochi.3294
      @bubblegummochi.3294 4 роки тому +19

      i hope it will get better next year :(

    • @BananaChicken21
      @BananaChicken21 4 роки тому +16

      @@bubblegummochi.3294 It should get better next year, if there's no big catastrophe happening in the meantime.
      Source : a friend of mine studying immunology, whose teachers said that the vaccine for the Beast from the East would mot realistically be ready for distribution by mid-July 2021

    • @unlikejay0
      @unlikejay0 4 роки тому +2

      Minoru pfp. Respect.

    • @kingmoon4858
      @kingmoon4858 4 роки тому +5

      @@ikalgodunno8588 Well Anime Dallas Texas happen, but the owner got covid from his own convention.

  • @jave2877
    @jave2877 5 років тому +2304

    >Makes a Kaneki cosplay
    >Goes to Con
    >people asking to take photos with me
    >social anxiety sets in
    >I shut down
    >I see Rize
    >wtf is going on

    • @doktorryeen5124
      @doktorryeen5124 4 роки тому +196

      "haha you look pathetic"
      "says the girl who got killed by some falling pipes"
      "fUck you"

    • @cher6442
      @cher6442 4 роки тому +40

      @@doktorryeen5124 is that a gigguk reference?

    • @lho10101
      @lho10101 4 роки тому +10

      giyuu-is-not-lonely periodt no that was a jo jo reference

    • @Permafreux
      @Permafreux 4 роки тому +7

      @@cher6442 duh this IS a gigguk vid

    • @cher6442
      @cher6442 4 роки тому +5

      @@Permafreux ah fuck-

  • @brianbakare2391
    @brianbakare2391 7 років тому +1645

    2:16 "...so they're almost just like human beings"

    • @falconheadbust2518
      @falconheadbust2518 7 років тому +64

      Brian Bakare Hey vsauce here, What is a human? Are you human?

    • @puredarky3838
      @puredarky3838 7 років тому +2

      Are they or are thay not ????? ^^

    • @eternal_disciple3899
      @eternal_disciple3899 7 років тому +11

      Barely...

    • @kittyshippercavegirl
      @kittyshippercavegirl 7 років тому +25

      as a cosplayer i can say i am only almost a human

    • @xkai7546
      @xkai7546 7 років тому +3

      Brian Bakare which human beings exactly "people like me". Looks like your self worth its inflating. Now I hope you're doing something useful for yourself or something in life. Lel

  • @peterross97
    @peterross97 3 роки тому +1256

    "If you don't have real life friends"
    It's an anime convention, I think that's a given.

    • @half-blindentity9846
      @half-blindentity9846 2 роки тому +40

      But if you DO have IRL friends, make sure you (and I recommend you read this carefully) *STAY THE FUCK TOGETHER* it is very likely you will get lost and join another group of friends who you will spend the rest of the day with while wondering what happened to your other friends

    • @honestlytrash6654
      @honestlytrash6654 2 роки тому +11

      @@half-blindentity9846 Note to self: Bring handcuffs

    • @jamostudios7596
      @jamostudios7596 2 роки тому +6

      @@half-blindentity9846 Me who literally never did and never will travel to any Anime con: "ok noted"

    • @half-blindentity9846
      @half-blindentity9846 2 роки тому

      @@jamostudios7596 who knows? At some poimt you might

    • @CosplayCore
      @CosplayCore 2 роки тому

      Not necessarily! I’ve always had friends at the cons I’ve gone to. ☺️And I’ve been to at least 25+ cons by now as a cosplayer…

  • @PabzRoz
    @PabzRoz 5 років тому +899

    This guide is ACTUALLY helpful.
    I feel oddly very prepared.

  • @adriatic98
    @adriatic98 7 років тому +1475

    I just went to a convention in a hall shared by a hotel and there was a wedding going on,,,, the poor bride was so terrified

    • @HannahNguyen1995
      @HannahNguyen1995 7 років тому +119

      Lmfao

    • @MLBlue30
      @MLBlue30 6 років тому +98

      Normies.

    • @teshara
      @teshara 6 років тому +44

      I think we were at the same con. The church playing put-put in the third room wasn't very happy either.

    • @mrwindupbird101
      @mrwindupbird101 6 років тому +86

      I can just imagine them trying to explain who all the colorful characters in the background were to people

    • @andrewkful
      @andrewkful 6 років тому +104

      Good wedding planner. :/

  • @hudsonrettig6209
    @hudsonrettig6209 5 років тому +1009

    So...
    The security guards didn't believe me when I said the bullets were for luck...
    Gigguk help!

  • @theskeletons210
    @theskeletons210 2 роки тому +1762

    Unwritten rule: if you have a sword at an anime convention, any other cosplayer with a sword can challenge you to a sword fight

    • @Rui-the-spider-boi
      @Rui-the-spider-boi 2 роки тому +17

      *sad Rui noises*

    • @bertenheimer
      @bertenheimer 2 роки тому +32

      I don’t think fighting with a cheaply yet somehow expensively glued together foam sword is a good idea... so just don’t take one

    • @Rui-the-spider-boi
      @Rui-the-spider-boi 2 роки тому +62

      @@bertenheimer sometimes, the swords are real. You can buy real, full-tang katanas for a relatively cheap price

    • @bertenheimer
      @bertenheimer 2 роки тому +33

      @@Rui-the-spider-boi I don’t know how I feel about bringing a real sword to fight with in a cosplay outfit in a area filled with other strangers...

    • @Rui-the-spider-boi
      @Rui-the-spider-boi 2 роки тому +24

      @@bertenheimer yeah, I can imagine how that would turn out lol. They make dull katanas, too, but I can see where you’re coming from

  • @rexelk7918
    @rexelk7918 5 років тому +16773

    When you go to a convention, please take a shower.

    • @StapledArsonist
      @StapledArsonist 5 років тому +598

      At least 1 on ever day attending the conversation.

    • @manchick7648
      @manchick7648 5 років тому +97

      It will be heavy

    • @somerandomperson5159
      @somerandomperson5159 5 років тому +121

      Burst that won’t stop me because I’m a epic gamer

    • @Mr_Fancypants
      @Mr_Fancypants 5 років тому +495

      I remember a gaming event where all people were asked to shower first or would be asked to leave if they have a bad body odor.

    • @CimnaBun
      @CimnaBun 5 років тому +8

      Everyone's favorite neighbourhood nazi lmao

  • @13thephantom
    @13thephantom 6 років тому +480

    I've gone to 1 con. It was a small con, but HOOOOLLLY SHIT it was hell. Fun, but hell, since *I made the rookie mistake of bringing ONLY 20 dollars*

    • @earlgreymilktae
      @earlgreymilktae 5 років тому +56

      Awesomeacuz 13 duuuuude how did you feel, seeing all the cool anime merch and art and then seeing your wallet

    • @caesaranthoniozeppeli7748
      @caesaranthoniozeppeli7748 5 років тому +5

      I will keep that in mind.

    • @vox2245
      @vox2245 5 років тому +9

      Next time bring 20x of the money that you will bring.

    • @fuckindegenerate9337
      @fuckindegenerate9337 5 років тому +5

      @@caesaranthoniozeppeli7748 150 dollars at least

    • @catlaw8573
      @catlaw8573 5 років тому

      Awesomeacuz 13 20 dollars???

  • @bee515
    @bee515 4 роки тому +2638

    me: that anime figure looks cute
    my wallet: no it doesn't

    • @jamescalder5115
      @jamescalder5115 4 роки тому +69

      My Brain: Buy it anyway

    • @bee515
      @bee515 4 роки тому +12

      Just another Jojo Weeb i didn't, but stay salty lmao

    • @ajohnson82454
      @ajohnson82454 4 роки тому +2

      Just another Jojo Weeb i’m in your google classroom!

    • @juliezz1
      @juliezz1 4 роки тому

      a homestuck fan i see

    • @ragedlore2735
      @ragedlore2735 4 роки тому +1

      @@jamescalder5115 and my brain- steal it

  • @sephirothbahamut245
    @sephirothbahamut245 3 роки тому +336

    "awkwardly try to figure out where you're supposedd to put your hands" I feel that

    • @hankriseshill1898
      @hankriseshill1898 3 роки тому +8

      Waist, back or arm or arm, if you hover hand your virginity is advertised

    • @modvavet
      @modvavet 3 роки тому +17

      I usually just keep my hands in front of me and let the cosplayer do whatever is comfortable for them (unless invited to do something else).
      It's always worked out pretty well that way!

    • @modvavet
      @modvavet 3 роки тому +10

      That said, I'm also kind of hulking, imposing person. Half my personality at this point is making sure I'm not intruding in the personal space of others just standing around. :P

    • @ascendantchameliasapostle2580
      @ascendantchameliasapostle2580 2 роки тому +6

      @@modvavet I feel that dude, i'm 6'3 and 200lbs, so whenever i get close to most people i tower over them and it's really awkward.

    • @Gildaaaaaaas
      @Gildaaaaaaas 2 роки тому +3

      @@modvavet Props to you for having that out, not everyone understands this much

  • @pepperpig649
    @pepperpig649 5 років тому +1788

    The more I watch this video, the more I want to go to a convention even though I'm not a full weeb.
    Forgive me master, for I must go full weeb, just this once.

    • @szefdf21avdm66
      @szefdf21avdm66 5 років тому +45

      Sensei* not like my apprentice weeb mixed it up with senpai once. Being called senpai by a boy 2 months older then you in class is embarrassing as fuck.

    • @johndoe5432
      @johndoe5432 5 років тому +44

      Dude I just went to a convention even though I've watched like one season of anime in the past year. Just go, it's fun, if nothing else you'll have an excuse to be hammered and game.

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 5 років тому +7

      @@szefdf21avdm66 I'm gonna pull this on my classmate. I love embarrassing people

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 5 років тому +8

      Im not even a weeb I'm just there for the tits and emotional rollercoasters

    • @legionmaniac-9202
      @legionmaniac-9202 5 років тому +3

      Hey
      Hey you
      **whispers** : jojo sucks

  • @DarknessPrevails
    @DarknessPrevails 7 років тому +4977

    I wanna be a weeb, but my mousepad doesn't have boobs!
    *Help me, Gigguk!*

    • @chriram97
      @chriram97 7 років тому +48

      Why are you everywhere?!

    • @kanchomerocks12
      @kanchomerocks12 7 років тому +8

      Darkness Prevails yo, I JUST watched a video of yours!

    • @codyriceandothers
      @codyriceandothers 7 років тому +58

      Darkness Prevails or you can be normal and get a gf
      Jk I'm single af I shouldn't be saying that

    • @tegiby2698
      @tegiby2698 7 років тому +4

      Darkness Prevails holy shit man your content is good but its like rlly dark good like when rick transform everything into a mantis and don't give a fuck about it

    • @sailoissaiko5242
      @sailoissaiko5242 7 років тому +12

      does it have ass?

  • @PartyVelocity
    @PartyVelocity 5 років тому +1504

    Tips for staying healthy at a con!
    1. Take vitamin C supplements (like emergen-c) or eat v.c rich foods before, during, and after the con, this will help your body bounce back from potential illness from all the close contact with hundreds of people
    2. Even if you're cosplaying and it's not canon to the character, bring a bag that's at least big enough to fit a standard sized plastic water bottle, and drink the contents of said bottle. It also helps if you can fit a snack in there so you can take some granola or another snack that you can munch on to help prevent shopping on an empty stomach (trust me, it helps reduce cost of snacks by a lot)
    3. If you have a lot you want to do and not a lot of time left over to actually eat, drink nutritional shakes! They will help you meet your nutritional needs for the day if you wind up running out of time to actually eat (don't use them to replace meals though, it's just to help keep your body functioning until you can eat real food)
    4. If you're cosplaying, at least try to keep it seasonally appropriate, I made this mistake last con and boy did I regret it. It was like 100+°F outside and I was wearing so many layers... so many layers..... If you can't bring yourself to vote down a cosplay due to weather, make sure that you have a way to either cover up (for winter) or cool off (for summer). Bundle up with easily removable layers for winter (you can take them off in the bathroom and stuff them in a bag and vice versa for exiting the venue) and for heat, make sure you have fans. Not one, but multiple ones. You can get one of those slim battery operated ones that hang around your neck and hide it in your shirt (or armor) so that you have a consistent flow of cool air, and bring a second (manual or battery operated) fan. The second can serve as backup should the first fan fail, or if it's two manual fans, then you can make twice the breeze. (Or lend it to a friend or someone in need, they'll definitely appreciate it)
    Hope this helps!

    • @frostyo223
      @frostyo223 4 роки тому +49

      5. Be sexually experienced

    • @alekzl
      @alekzl 4 роки тому +11

      Or just have common sense

    • @bokutozz-5317
      @bokutozz-5317 4 роки тому +11

      This was so wholesome

    • @PartyVelocity
      @PartyVelocity 4 роки тому +15

      @@bokutozz-5317 thank you! I just want to make sure my fellow con goers stay safe, it can be difficult to stay healthy during cons (as someone with adhd this is especially true) so I wanted to give some tips on how!

    • @liangyuwu8580
      @liangyuwu8580 4 роки тому +20

      6. guard yourself with anti-horse-girl repellent

  • @RhinoHand
    @RhinoHand 2 роки тому +62

    Had my first anime convention experience just over a month ago, this guide was so incredibly accurate to the point where it wasn't even a joke
    And now I'm addicted to them, looking forward to the next one I plan to go to in 5 month

    • @Iamlurking504
      @Iamlurking504 2 роки тому

      For me the first con I went to was "yiffcon [REDACTED]" cleaning up after 953 was not fun... nor was losing the livers of half my team... but the surviving people were friendly enough. Hope you enjoyed yours last month-ish though!

  • @withintheyar2324
    @withintheyar2324 5 років тому +537

    I went to a convention with my friend we were cosplaying sayori and natsuki from ddlc and people kept screaming just monika at us and it was hilarious

    • @Ghidorah96
      @Ghidorah96 5 років тому +10

      Cutie Panda23 aren't we special

    • @withintheyar2324
      @withintheyar2324 5 років тому +2

      ギドラ yes XD

    • @pyrrehraus6571
      @pyrrehraus6571 5 років тому +27

      Imagine meeting a Monika cosplayer

    • @withintheyar2324
      @withintheyar2324 5 років тому +1

      Voidrive ‣ omg that would of been amazing XD

    • @RedFloyd469
      @RedFloyd469 5 років тому +5

      @@withintheyar2324 *would have

  • @megangibson555
    @megangibson555 5 років тому +1894

    *When none of your friends know what anime is*

    • @CloudCollapse
      @CloudCollapse 4 роки тому +112

      They know what it is but they don't want you to talk about it.

    • @agreeen
      @agreeen 4 роки тому +17

      ...
      3 of my 5 friends watch anime...
      Me too so...
      WHAT DO TOU MEAN?

    • @nyanveshika1152
      @nyanveshika1152 4 роки тому +61

      *Implying you have friends*

    • @gretchbia
      @gretchbia 4 роки тому +20

      *when someone has a nico pfp but doesn’t even know what anime she’s from*

    • @Prushka
      @Prushka 4 роки тому +6

      @@gretchbia why do you think that?

  • @holly1528
    @holly1528 5 років тому +1121

    dont you apply bodyspray AFTER a shower

    • @Hurricane6220
      @Hurricane6220 5 років тому +92

      Yes, but well, Gigguk's point stands firm either way: Using bodyspray cannot replace a shower. Good thing I've never been to an Anime Convention before... I guess?

    • @legionmaniac-9202
      @legionmaniac-9202 5 років тому +12

      I use it all the time cuz I smell like shit

    • @D3vilB4sket
      @D3vilB4sket 5 років тому +2

      Not if ur a weeb

    • @theproblemmustbeinyourpant5910
      @theproblemmustbeinyourpant5910 5 років тому +8

      personally, I prefer to apply it IN the shower

    • @Comski5
      @Comski5 4 роки тому

      999 likes

  • @honokasawada9170
    @honokasawada9170 3 роки тому +700

    You forgot to mention a fact: You can live with 1 kidney.

  • @arancini1837
    @arancini1837 4 роки тому +778

    everything is a JoJo reference
    wheelchairs
    horses
    walking at another person
    *breathing*

    • @LedosKell
      @LedosKell 4 роки тому +18

      @Trueno car AE86 "Oh? You're Jojo referencing closer to me?"

    • @lydiahumes6566
      @lydiahumes6566 3 роки тому +3

      Bubbles

    • @deanrobson6904
      @deanrobson6904 3 роки тому +5

      @@lydiahumes6566 rip to cross man 😪

    • @dexterwood1239
      @dexterwood1239 3 роки тому +4

      women are a jojo reference

    • @YoshiLikesFate
      @YoshiLikesFate 3 роки тому

      @Nigerundayo, Smokey! not that kind of breathing. The part 1 version

  • @nagashimayt9083
    @nagashimayt9083 4 роки тому +1176

    All I do is dress up as a girl and enjoy the Chaos I can cause by revealing my secret

    • @kaboomboi7445
      @kaboomboi7445 4 роки тому +163

      You are evil and i like it

    • @iamok7405
      @iamok7405 4 роки тому +40

      I was planning that also glad i aint the only one lel

    • @zero-wolf5519
      @zero-wolf5519 4 роки тому +13

      You are something special 😉

    • @nf7694
      @nf7694 4 роки тому +74

      I did this and every time I went to the male toilet it was chaos. Also some guys get really touchy with you because they think you won't mind

    • @jjbalxver
      @jjbalxver 4 роки тому +49

      Aight i see u activating ur trap cards

  • @--7584
    @--7584 6 років тому +743

    Parents scream: *AND THATS WHY YOU SHOULD STAY IN SCHOOL TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD STUFF*

    • @brendanhoden6816
      @brendanhoden6816 5 років тому +5

      I bought a DxD hoodie and I’m still in school, where am I on the scale sir? Please tell me!!!

    • @clapqn4717
      @clapqn4717 5 років тому

      @@brendanhoden6816 1/400000

    • @clapqn4717
      @clapqn4717 5 років тому

      @@brendanhoden6816 btw highschool dxd is cliche

    • @brendanhoden6816
      @brendanhoden6816 5 років тому +1

      Clapqn please explain how

    • @brendanhoden6816
      @brendanhoden6816 5 років тому +1

      Clapqn I haven’t said anything that could be cliche

  • @Cybakilla
    @Cybakilla 3 роки тому +189

    Imagine being an extraterrestrial anime fan, and watching this as a guide before your first con cosplaying as a human, and taking this 100% at face value.

    • @ninjaydes
      @ninjaydes Рік тому +4

      Is there a need to imagine?

    • @cutiepiehole
      @cutiepiehole 11 місяців тому +1

      Imagine they're not even cosplaying but they fit right in

  • @mujitsukyo
    @mujitsukyo 4 роки тому +1214

    no one with a "free hugs" sign is someone you want a hug from.

    • @shotguntimmy
      @shotguntimmy 3 роки тому +4

      @Hajime Shino ye

    • @alleniumcos
      @alleniumcos 3 роки тому +184

      I think there was a man at a con who was asking cosplayers for hugs. Turns out he had a go pro strapped to his chest so he could video/take photos of girls’ breasts.

    • @musicfriendly12
      @musicfriendly12 3 роки тому +30

      There's a reason they don't charge for their hugs you know?

    • @detritus3676
      @detritus3676 3 роки тому +2

      But what about the girl from dead ahead :(

    • @gru8177
      @gru8177 2 роки тому +71

      At a con I went to, someone was dressed up as an among us imposter with a sign saying “Free hugs”. Yeah, I hugged him.

  • @ymmijx6061
    @ymmijx6061 5 років тому +605

    yea this is why i only cosplay irrelevant characters. makes it much easier to leave with my life

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 5 років тому +26

      @Atinverd
      The Rem cosplayers are required by law to death match with anyone dressed as Emilia.

    • @saltshaker6002
      @saltshaker6002 5 років тому +3

      @Atinverd i cosplay bill gates

    • @haticll
      @haticll 5 років тому +2

      @Atinverd who's rem?

    • @gretchbia
      @gretchbia 4 роки тому

      Hatic ll uncultured much

    • @qbc_03x65
      @qbc_03x65 4 роки тому

      Like Naruto and Goku right?

  • @marche800
    @marche800 7 років тому +1238

    Another possible factor of the post con period is the sudden realization that your throat feels like it got put through a blender and you body temperature is hotter than the surface of the sun. You have most likely contracted the _"Con Flu"_ , an epidemic caused by a handful of hopeless weebs who prioritizing indulging in a con over their actual physical health resulting in them inadvertently spreading their germs to everyone they pass by. You might think that since you're too sick to go to work this is the perfect opportunity to catch up with all your unfinished anime and games, but you'll soon find yourself in too much excruciating pain and discomfort to even indulge in your precious Moe collection. This illness will only worsen your depression as you begin to become aware of the crushing fact that no one is there to care for you because you're lonely and have no real friends. You can try various methods to avoid catching the dreaded _Con Flu_ via various means such as the aforementioned hand sanitizer or the irrational consumption of cough drops but all it takes in the stray uncovered sneeze or a rampant glomper to ensure your inevitable infection.

    • @begintoself
      @begintoself 7 років тому +31

      Marche800 I love when my thot is put into a blender

    • @TVTheHumanAI
      @TVTheHumanAI 7 років тому +4

      Der Versteckte Elch It's ok man

    • @Cards8114
      @Cards8114 7 років тому +2

      Der Versteckte Elch I think he meant either Thumb, or head

    • @ulric9964
      @ulric9964 7 років тому +18

      Too real, but don't forget... Those body pillows you bought with people looking a bit funny at you... Worth it.

    • @marche800
      @marche800 7 років тому +8

      Der Versteckte Elch We don't love them thots but they do make great smoothies.

  • @GoldenGirlx223x
    @GoldenGirlx223x 3 роки тому +422

    "It's better to feel regret not being able to pay rent for a month than regret not buying that figurine for your entire life"
    That is the words of a true genius

    • @wyattmiranda3484
      @wyattmiranda3484 3 роки тому +4

      That’ll be my new philosophy whenever I see figurines

    • @CosplayCore
      @CosplayCore 2 роки тому

      I swear I learned that mentality from anime cons 😂

    • @vanesslifeygo
      @vanesslifeygo Рік тому

      It could be a lot worse.
      People borrowing from friends and family
      for FREAKING funko pops
      and then they find out they can't sell them

  • @kathk7439
    @kathk7439 4 роки тому +265

    I went to my first anime con when I was 13 with my mom because I knew no one who like it. Bless that woman she was so confused but she still took me anyway.

    • @churchguy8325
      @churchguy8325 4 роки тому +4

      same bro ut when i was 10

    • @macewindont9922
      @macewindont9922 2 роки тому +3

      Aww :)

    • @jamostudios7596
      @jamostudios7596 2 роки тому +5

      Damn I appreciate her effort to bring you happinness but I myself am so glad I never went through that experience when I was little, it would make me feel like a useless nobody just being uncomfortable and unappreciated the whole time (not referring to anyone else here, I'm only speaking for myself).

    • @edgyboiz4117
      @edgyboiz4117 2 роки тому +3

      Your mums a chad bro I still gotta hide the fact I’m pretty much a weeb and avoid being “nerdy”

  • @usingwolfram1352
    @usingwolfram1352 4 роки тому +1236

    Dad: here's $200 have fun!
    Me: *comes home half naked*
    Dad: wtf happened?
    Me: I had to gamble some stuff bc I ran out of money within the first 20min

    • @levuna9359
      @levuna9359 4 роки тому +70

      No one:
      Kakegurui:

    • @evangeline9859
      @evangeline9859 3 роки тому +8

      @@levuna9359 nah they came home without a life plan enforced *pathetic*

    • @brisaweinert8952
      @brisaweinert8952 3 роки тому +20

      Kakeguri be like: pfffft oh you poor thing bitch I gamble my whole fucking life

    • @32narutofan
      @32narutofan 3 роки тому +2

      Im surprised he still had clothes 😳

    • @romanceischemical
      @romanceischemical 3 роки тому +4

      W h a t h a l f

  • @xile5232
    @xile5232 5 років тому +484

    We goin hard with that pocky and smirnoff

  • @dango6266
    @dango6266 3 роки тому +67

    The first (and so far only) convention I've gone to had an auditorium. When they began playing the Pokemon Opening I heard many screams while people did cringy Fortnite dances and People Naruto ran into the auditorium to sing the Pokemon theme song in unison.
    It was at that moment where I knew that I was where I belonged.

    • @elegantzoom5486
      @elegantzoom5486 3 роки тому +3

      I fucking feel that man you go to a convention and you're like finally😭 I've found my family and home where have you been my whole life lol

  • @dirt4333
    @dirt4333 6 років тому +1423

    3:51 johnny english is my favourite anime

    • @mywither7878
      @mywither7878 6 років тому +34

      Mine too. I haven't seen any others though, so I'm not a good judge.

    • @cms3816
      @cms3816 6 років тому +15

      I read this as Johnny Bravo is my favorite anime

    • @agurgrill
      @agurgrill 6 років тому +1

      for real though

    • @Sammm30
      @Sammm30 6 років тому +3

      Yam Jam still waiting for season 3 :/

    • @xMika_
      @xMika_ 6 років тому +8

      Cory in the House is a better anime.

  • @blackrosesthorn9451
    @blackrosesthorn9451 7 років тому +594

    At the last anime convention I went to, I saw a figurine I really wanted. I'd only brought about $150, cause I'm a teenager and that's all the money I had to spend at the time. My dad is a nerd too, so he has no issue taking his nerdy daughters to conventions and such (which is fucking awesome) so luckily, at least until I'm an adult, rooming and food and whatnot is something I don't have to worry about when going to a con. Anywho, so this figurine was super cute right? I mean of course it was, it was one of my two main anime wives. So this figurine is only around $60. Which wasn't too horrible as compared to how expensive that shit CAN get. So y'know, I figured 'sure, why not?' even if it did put a sizable dent in all the money I'd saved over the past month or two. I buy the figurine and I'm super happy with my purchase. Fast forward to just last summer, me and my family take a trip to Japan. My uncle lives there in a little town called Fussa, and it was super nice. We were pretty close to Akihabara, so in the couple weeks we were there we visited a few times. I'm in one of the many anime shops there, and what do I see? I see the figurine I'd bought only a couple months prior. And how much does it cost? ONLY 1800 FUCKING YEN. (The exchange rate is always changing, but that's only like.. $14-$17) FUCKIN UGGGHH.
    GOD DAMN ANIME CONVENTIONS AND THEIR OVERPRICED BULLSHIT.
    The worst part is, I know I'm still gonna buy the stuff for the overpricing that there is.

    • @indraotsutsuki3079
      @indraotsutsuki3079 7 років тому +8

      BlackRoses Thorn H-HEY! IVE HEARX OF FUSSA! IF YIU WATCH ONLY IN JAPAN GO SEARCH HIS UA-cam CHANNEL IT'S ALL ABOUT FOOD! AND TRAVELING TO JAPAN! AND STUFF LIKE THAT! BUT BTW! MY COUSIN LICES IN FUSSA JAPAN!

    • @Whoswhooooooo
      @Whoswhooooooo 7 років тому

      BlackRoses Thorn .

    • @Active0Bserver
      @Active0Bserver 6 років тому +2

      BlackRoses Thorn the way you typed that out sounds like you were trying to mimic the video.

    • @balfanghellfire
      @balfanghellfire 6 років тому +12

      I expected it and accepted it as I am sure it is expensive to have such stuff ported from the other side of the world and would be logical that it is expensive to compensate for it.

    • @bugglemagnum6213
      @bugglemagnum6213 6 років тому

      BlackRoses Thorn learn to haggle and google stuff first

  • @BurningSnoMan
    @BurningSnoMan 7 років тому +341

    It's even worse for the volunteer staff, normal staff, etc.

  • @swordgameenjoyer3767
    @swordgameenjoyer3767 3 роки тому +55

    3:50 ah yes my favorite anime Johnny English

  • @xyon9090
    @xyon9090 7 років тому +624

    *How to make friends in an Anime Convention:*
    *Step 1:* Say, "Omaewa mo shindeiru" in public.
    *Step 2:* Keep saying it until someone replies with, "NANI?!"

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 7 років тому +19

      Please enlighten me. What in the seventh circle of hell does nani actually mean?! I always assumed its just mommy with an exeggerated accent.

    • @xyon9090
      @xyon9090 7 років тому +60

      I need no channel youtube! It means, "what".

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 7 років тому +28

      +Dean Natuno Thank you. I was fully expecting to be trolled off this earth.

    • @kizuuwu7563
      @kizuuwu7563 7 років тому +104

      Nani is a famous portuguese football player who anime characters usually call out to when they're fucked.

    • @22_nolanavaniagitta67
      @22_nolanavaniagitta67 5 років тому +3

      165th lol

  • @animeamvs15
    @animeamvs15 6 років тому +264

    this past year I went to anime boston and bernie sanders was staying in the hotel connected to the convention center so there now exists photos of bernie sanders with furries

    • @NotTheCIA1961
      @NotTheCIA1961 6 років тому +11

      liliesasaki pics or didn't happen

    • @Xazamas
      @Xazamas 6 років тому +6

      Just Google "bernie sanders with furries"

    • @SailorBarsoom
      @SailorBarsoom 6 років тому +3

      *FURRIES FOR SANDERS!*

    • @solidsnake4167
      @solidsnake4167 6 років тому +3

      Did he try and tell the weebs to redistribute their Waifu pillows?

    • @SailorBarsoom
      @SailorBarsoom 6 років тому +6

      Nah, he just slapped a 20% tariff on them for no reason at all.
      Oh wait, that was the other guy. Never mind.

  • @Apoc_Bone_Daddy
    @Apoc_Bone_Daddy 4 роки тому +679

    "For small conventions"
    _showes a pic of the _*_cursed_*_ convention_

    • @odeldodelhorst7549
      @odeldodelhorst7549 4 роки тому +14

      why was this convention cursed?

    • @abot4029
      @abot4029 4 роки тому +33

      JUMP IN THE PIT

    • @bilib1891
      @bilib1891 3 роки тому +24

      @@abot4029 I did look it up and... thanks man, I spent the whole day watching his videos. No regrets. :D

    • @fr0ck360
      @fr0ck360 3 роки тому +7

      Imagine spending your life savings for playing in Ball Pit

    • @fuck_youtube_handles
      @fuck_youtube_handles 3 роки тому +5

      no pissing in the ball pit

  • @Tzeeensh
    @Tzeeensh 3 роки тому +40

    A few years ago, I took my fiancee to my first anime convention (Japan Expo 2019, France), not really knowing what I was going into, as the only few people I knew were going to that type of events were perfectly fine people, met most of them at work or at the gym. I wasn't a major anime enthusiast, only the old ones like Ghost in the Shell, and a few here and there once every six months or so. I assumed some people might be a bit weirdish, but they would probably have basic hygiene and social skills.
    There's no good ending. I was single a week later.

    • @AttaBek1422
      @AttaBek1422 2 роки тому +7

      I haven’t even been to a con before but I feel obligated as a (semi) weeb to apologise

    • @MegaSuperCritic
      @MegaSuperCritic 2 роки тому +5

      Your fiancé left you after an anime con?

  • @supercanadian0640
    @supercanadian0640 7 років тому +2472

    Anime Conventions? I've never heard of that show

    • @alandtic4616
      @alandtic4616 7 років тому +80

      i hear it's like a show but people react when you start looking at there b*obs

    • @koilamaoh4238
      @koilamaoh4238 7 років тому +2

      Do they actually exist in the USA? I don't spot many asians in those clips.

    • @ringo805
      @ringo805 7 років тому +4

      Must be a rom-com, where a guy makes 10 girls/woman to fall and instantly make them their harem aling with some guys

    • @indraotsutsuki3079
      @indraotsutsuki3079 7 років тому

      Uhhhh That Not A Show?! IF YOU WATCH THE ANIME YOU'LL UNDERSTAND!

    • @indraotsutsuki3079
      @indraotsutsuki3079 7 років тому

      ITS WE'RE YOU GO DRESSED UP AS YOU'RE FAVORITE ANIME AND SEE YOU'RE FAVORITE THING'S! AND BUY THEM IF YOU WANT!. AND THEN!!!!... AT THE END I THINK THEY GIVE YOU A HUGE BAG OF MERCHANDISE FROM ALL THE TYPES OF ANIME YOU LIKE AND SOME THAT YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF!

  • @iameartchan
    @iameartchan 5 років тому +2464

    Thanks you. Now I'm convinced to....
    Stay at home. It's much much safer here

    • @BK2238
      @BK2238 5 років тому +57

      Earth Chan
      I am sorry we have failed you i shall avenge the pain us humans have caused you

    • @iameartchan
      @iameartchan 5 років тому +38

      @@BK2238 ah thank you but pls don't

    • @Dizer566
      @Dizer566 5 років тому +15

      Well ...
      The solar system isnt safer than that event lul

    • @nabplooyerver0.127
      @nabplooyerver0.127 5 років тому +11

      @@Dizer566 its safer than the Black Hole

    • @szefdf21avdm66
      @szefdf21avdm66 5 років тому

      Weak.

  • @Inaset1
    @Inaset1 7 років тому +2686

    It's not the wallet putting a hit on me. It's the loan sharks that got pissed I took $500000 from them to buy some fucking weeb trash. Oh well. Time to change countries again. I hear Noth Korea is beautiful this time of year.

    • @TVTheHumanAI
      @TVTheHumanAI 7 років тому +129

      I'm pretty sure they have amazing cons in north korea.

    • @nathanross7448
      @nathanross7448 7 років тому +128

      Problem about north Korea is that it's nuclear winter all year round

    • @asuraspath2262
      @asuraspath2262 7 років тому +93

      Inaset Yea, they have some explosive cons there.

    • @darthralin
      @darthralin 7 років тому +79

      Don't bother with North Korea, just find some unaffiliated loan sharks to borrow more cash from, and use the cash to pay for a new identity along with the plastic surgery to change your appearance. Then, you'll be ready to borrow from the first batch of loan sharks for your next con.

    • @TVTheHumanAI
      @TVTheHumanAI 7 років тому +5

      God Of Urging you right that could work too

  • @tabbyxoxo7473
    @tabbyxoxo7473 3 роки тому +8

    The fact I get to go my first convention in a few months I will use this guide to prepare and as of now this is one of the most useful things!

  • @tamkumi.180
    @tamkumi.180 4 роки тому +1584

    There was this one time where I desperately wanted to take pictures with DDLC cosplayers. The day before I went to a con last February, my best friend was sleeping over at my house, and I was telling her about what I really wanted, and she was telling me that I'm gonna see my Dokis. The next day, at the con, my friend, other friend, my mom, and I were waiting for the merch hall to open up in a huge crowd of people, and all of a sudden, I saw a Monika cosplayer in the distance behind me. I started yelling, "MONIKA! MONIKA! MONIKA!", and my mom was like, "We're not going anywhere until these doors open up!" and then I said to my mom, "Mom, if you love me, you'll let me go over there!" and my mom reluctantly agreed.
    My best friend and I speed ran to the cosplayer, and we were fangirling really hard about her cosplay. The cosplayer seemed to appreciate us loving her cosplay, and let us take a selfie with her. First I had one with her, and then my friend mushed me in her selfie. The cosplayer was holding a box of heart shaped cookies, and you know what she did? She gave us each a cookie! I thought that was the nicest thing a cosplayer has ever done for me, even if I was a complete stranger to them. The cookie was really good, too!

    • @BigDaddy-je2nq
      @BigDaddy-je2nq 4 роки тому +171

      I want to dress up as a pen and take a picture with every Yuri I see

    • @train123z
      @train123z 4 роки тому +97

      @@BigDaddy-je2nq This is fucking cursed

    • @LightYagami-ep3ox
      @LightYagami-ep3ox 4 роки тому +52

      @@BigDaddy-je2nq you have to dress up as the main characters pen or it wont work

    • @idk_anygoodname
      @idk_anygoodname 4 роки тому +4

      bruh

    • @hellfun1337
      @hellfun1337 4 роки тому +5

      how old were you?

  • @Daigohji99
    @Daigohji99 4 роки тому +331

    My weirdest anime con experience: turning up at the reception desk and finding that all the attendee badges had some of my artwork on them. They hadn't told me they were going to use it. :/

    • @_drivEN_
      @_drivEN_ 2 роки тому +91

      you 100% could've charged them royalties since they didn't get permission, and made almost enough money to not go broke at the con

    • @TorvicIsSanta
      @TorvicIsSanta 2 роки тому +26

      @@_drivEN_ litigation is expensive and cons can pay for better lawyers
      The con could probably argue something like how technically they weren't selling the artwork

    • @jaycowper
      @jaycowper 2 роки тому +2

      stop the cap

  • @KarlKristofferJohnsson
    @KarlKristofferJohnsson 4 роки тому +129

    I remember back in high school, before I ever went to an anime convention, I once walked around my school with a "Free hugs" sign. There were apparently quite a lot of people who wanted those hugs. One of them was the principal.

  • @caesertullo1824
    @caesertullo1824 3 роки тому +204

    Hey remember when people actually went to conventions. this is like a historical documentary now.

    • @EduardoSilva-du8bi
      @EduardoSilva-du8bi 3 роки тому +3

      so, we're going to go back in time when covid is over?

    • @caesertullo1824
      @caesertullo1824 3 роки тому +3

      @@EduardoSilva-du8bi 2 weeks to stop the curve. we're on year 3. you do the math. But yeah, I'd love to go back in time after covid.

    • @peaceandloveusa6656
      @peaceandloveusa6656 3 роки тому +1

      @@caesertullo1824 Speaking of doing math, COVID-19 was discovered in 2019, it is presently 2020. Also, no one respected the lock down and STILL refuses to wear a mask or social distance, so we increased the curve instead of stopped it. Countries where they enforced the lock down have been open for almost a year now and their numbers only started becoming concerning again with the Delta strand that happened because of a**holes elsewhere that did not respect the lock down in their country. (Looking at us, America.)

    • @caesertullo1824
      @caesertullo1824 3 роки тому

      @@peaceandloveusa6656 completely wrong. 1. it's 2021, so bad start, 2. forcing people to wear masks is always going to be wrong. 3. we are not in a pandemic anymore we are in an endemic, meaning it's going to be as common as the cold or flu from now on. period. and it mutates so fast no shot or lockdown will fix this. 4. the who, china and fouchi all lied to the american public causing the crisis to get worse, not to mention states like ny actually were warned they needed to restock, and upgrade their ventilators in 2017 or 18 and ignored it because it would have cost too much. Then without a plan threw all the sick old people in nursing homes unequipt to deal with the illness letting it spread like wildfire. If you want to lock yourself down don't punish the rest of us. and if you don't understand virology then that's your fault for not going out of your way to stay scienfitically educated. america weren't the assholes, we were lied to, manipulated and then drove to hysterics. and no one refers to c-19 as an endemic even though it was catagorized as such MONTHS ago. you want to hate america and americans for being scientifically illiterate and making things worse well you are the problem. oh not to mention lockdowns don't work in a lot of places cause condos and appartments for the most part have connected ventilation. a sars virus in asia before c-19 had a massive outbreak in an appartment building due to 1 man with the runs because sars or at least that strain, not all, but that strain of sars was transmitable from the fecal oral route.

    • @caesertullo1824
      @caesertullo1824 3 роки тому

      also my comment wasn't even political, way to be a debbie downer.

  • @raifhussain868
    @raifhussain868 7 років тому +232

    " It's better to feel regret not being able to pay rant for a month than regret not buYing that figurine for your entire life "
    - Gigguk

  • @MrTyrerexus
    @MrTyrerexus 7 років тому +239

    "Smaller conventions"
    **picture of Dashcon**
    Marvelous. :3

    • @djz1056
      @djz1056 6 років тому +7

      Dashcon more like Crashcon

    • @sodium8935
      @sodium8935 6 років тому +8

      Dat ball pit

    • @kaniuoh911
      @kaniuoh911 6 років тому

      Tyrerexus desu

  • @Rynne_1
    @Rynne_1 6 років тому +120

    Can confirm. Every year I tell myself I'll run by the hotel restaurant and eat and then it's suddenly 3am and the rave is happening and all the restaurants are closed and I can't even make myself regret my near death experience via starvation...

    • @BraidenRobson
      @BraidenRobson 6 років тому +2

      Seven eleven?

    • @gino5214
      @gino5214 6 років тому +1

      just curious. Don't anime conventions in your country have any food stall? In my place people sell Japanese cuisines in conventions

    • @dragongirl89115
      @dragongirl89115 6 років тому +2

      @@gino5214 I suppose it depends. I've been to two anime cons and only one of them actually served any kind of food and that was more or less the snack station at the hotel. The other con center had no food, unless you counted the cheap hot dog carts outside and the water vendors yelling about how their bottled water is only a dollar. Also good luck actually trying to eat in a reasonable distance from the con because everything will be packed. You are going to be waiting an hour from start to finish. What I usually wind up doing is buying a massive pack of bottled water and some simple food I can prepare in the hotel room or take with me. It's a lot cheaper than eating out every day, three meals a day.

    • @ruairi9109
      @ruairi9109 6 років тому

      1- sub to me
      2- like this comment
      I’ll do what ever ya want
      Just trying to grow my channel

  • @fireflare260
    @fireflare260 3 роки тому +20

    The best anime-con regular people interaction was the end of the relationship with the hotel we used for it. Someone had their wedding the same weekend as the Con. Things were off to a bad start when someone asked her who she was cosplaying in her wedding dress, but to get out of paying for the damages they did they blamed the con. So after 17 years we were kicked out of the hotel for all future cons.

  • @codyriceandothers
    @codyriceandothers 7 років тому +868

    As someone who has personally met you in AX 2017 in downtown LA, meeting you was honestly my biggest highlight. I doubt you'll remember this, but you signed my two dollar bill (I have it hanging on display in my room) and I took a selfie with you afterwards. And you were the most friendly famous person I've met there. You didn't seem like you got tired of meeting your subscribers which was something I found amazing because you'd think a famous person would get sick of constantly being bombarded by fans, but it wasn't the case with you, Gigguk.
    THANK YOU so much for coming to AX 2017. Even though the food and products were great there, meeting you in person was my best moment of 2017.
    (Yes, I'm liking my own comment because I really want him to see my appreciation.)

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 7 років тому +157

      congratulations, you just wasted 2 dollars

    • @codyriceandothers
      @codyriceandothers 7 років тому +114

      Carstea Florentin nah it was totally worth it

    • @fistmedaddy1234
      @fistmedaddy1234 7 років тому +1

      codyriceandothers á

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 7 років тому +52

      in my country you can buy half a liter of ice cream with 2 dollars and still get change. So don't underestimate the value of 2 dollars.

    • @tannerfox3612
      @tannerfox3612 7 років тому +108

      In my country a $2 bill can be reported as counterfeit by an elementary school cafeteria lady, who then calls the police and imprisons a young girl until they take it to a bank and find out that it was just a bill that's been in circulation for a very long time.

  • @jonathanadeyemo2710
    @jonathanadeyemo2710 5 років тому +323

    3:51 don’t worry Mr Bean is there protecting us! He’s my waifu!

  • @jasatotakouzeno4674
    @jasatotakouzeno4674 5 років тому +211

    After attending two anime cons, this is 100% accurate

    • @valeriaswanne
      @valeriaswanne 5 років тому +6

      Best of luck to you for the next 20 cons, friend!

    • @matthew_natividad
      @matthew_natividad 5 років тому +5

      Just 2

    • @valeriaswanne
      @valeriaswanne 5 років тому +2

      @@matthew_natividad I know, right, newbie congoers are so kawaii!

    • @davidhunter2824
      @davidhunter2824 5 років тому

      Wait until you attend your 20 year anniversary going to conventions. Time goes by real fast after attending your first con.

  • @captaindoesyoutube7925
    @captaindoesyoutube7925 3 роки тому +60

    This makes me more interested in cons than I already am

    • @peaceandloveusa6656
      @peaceandloveusa6656 3 роки тому +1

      Same.

    • @Iamlurking504
      @Iamlurking504 2 роки тому

      This year's comic on is being hosted near where I live, based on what I have heard. I am going in foundation uniform to see how long it takes for bright or some anomaly to poke its head out. This is going to be fun containment.

  • @Garrettmcarpenter
    @Garrettmcarpenter 7 років тому +203

    "Go to Anime Expo", he said. "You can meet me", he said.
    Now I'm broke. Thanks Gigguk.
    Seriously though it was fun.

  • @therealemo9045
    @therealemo9045 6 років тому +463

    When you can't physically continue the video because "and sometimes even breed with their own kind" has you dying.

  • @andrewdanis5067
    @andrewdanis5067 6 років тому +96

    all of this is so true although I will add that the line for badges the day before is actually the best part, that's when you get all your cosplay photos, where you hear all those dead memes, where you flirt with that really cute Suzuno cosplayer while you try to ignore the fact her ponytail is on the wrong side and where you hear all the cosplayers yelling out attack names while thrusting there weapons in the air while all the Gokus try to go super saiyan

  • @kzwei2
    @kzwei2 4 роки тому +239

    Me: an adult weeb
    My sister:teenage weeblet
    Me: lets go to an anime con
    Also me: cosplay and I will disown you

    • @nineten9011
      @nineten9011 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @nineten9011
      @nineten9011 3 роки тому +35

      Weeblet sounds cute as heck

    • @nineten9011
      @nineten9011 3 роки тому +27

      @@kzwei2 yep twitter is something else entirely, that place is a dumpster fire honestly.
      I only meant it as a compliment. if i had a younger sister I’d probably spoil her a lot, but just like you, no way I am letting her cosplay so creepy dudes can ogle her at a convention.

    • @kzwei2
      @kzwei2 3 роки тому +7

      @@nineten9011 as an older brother (my sister was born 11 years after me)I spoil her rotten and was always worry about her and whenever I see shitnlike that on Twitter it scares me

    • @basedchad6035
      @basedchad6035 2 роки тому

      @@kzwei2 I mean if a child is mature enough to fucking change their gender with surgery and all why shouldnt they be mature enough to have sex with adults?
      So either you go the full way or you despise this whole bullshit ideology as a whole.
      Kids are not mature.

  • @lux_amour_rose
    @lux_amour_rose 7 років тому +67

    And Street passing. For those who bring their 3ds. And constantly check it every 5 or less Minutes cause they keep reaching the capacity of how many people u can pass in one go

  • @jamdeluxe7456
    @jamdeluxe7456 6 років тому +325

    kawaii: i am a weeb
    sugoi: i am mocking a weeb
    jojo reference: a demonstration of all parties in a situation being greatly cultured

    • @janski1490
      @janski1490 6 років тому +1

      Joj Deluxe What's jojo?

    • @themasterquester4622
      @themasterquester4622 6 років тому +12

      Janezki ö A fantastic anime my friend. A fantastic anime. Let me just say that the second season involves a 190 cm tall English-American man breathing to defeat three Aztec-vampire-fitness gods obsessed with posing. Oh, and he recruits a blond guy that fights with bubbles, a MILF, and a cyborg Nazi along the way.

    • @papaspisseria7396
      @papaspisseria7396 6 років тому +2

      themasterquester *multiple delicious MILFs

    • @ikethethotslayercertifiedw5782
      @ikethethotslayercertifiedw5782 6 років тому +5

      This is extremely accurate. "Kawaii" is used primarily by weebs, "sugoi" is more used by those who intend to mock said weebs and any and all JoJo references are a demonstration of a person having good taste in anime.

  • @goodbladers
    @goodbladers 7 років тому +235

    Weeb-Boltzmann Law: "The weeb density is inversely proportional to the distance traveled away from the convention in miles."

    • @ctieco3549
      @ctieco3549 7 років тому +1

      Find a good place to consume alcohol that can poison a FUCKING ELEPHANT

  • @BigRaidah
    @BigRaidah 2 роки тому +14

    Even 5 years later this video is still 100% accurate.

    • @aikslf
      @aikslf 2 роки тому

      Before I played the video, I was like "I wonder how much of this is still going to apply in 2022" and it seems like almost all of it still applies.

  • @whatever-sl5zs
    @whatever-sl5zs 7 років тому +252

    3:05
    Thank you, Gigguk. Thank you very much.

    • @LaughingJokerProd
      @LaughingJokerProd 7 років тому +22

      He's doing the Lord's work...

    • @emdub9679
      @emdub9679 7 років тому +21

      It is a message worthy of a noble peace prize

    • @TVTheHumanAI
      @TVTheHumanAI 7 років тому +4

      Arbitually someone has too

    • @TVTheHumanAI
      @TVTheHumanAI 7 років тому +5

      Roman I second that

    • @qwertycal1707
      @qwertycal1707 7 років тому +12

      What if I take a normal shower with shampoo, soap and all but... listen to this, with bodyspray instead of water?

  • @aki007
    @aki007 5 років тому +206

    Fact 1st day is hell
    2nd day it smells
    Its like a real life Zombie Apocalypse!

  • @puffibee3297
    @puffibee3297 6 років тому +209

    Cosplay as Ryuk or one of the shinigami From death note, and make sure you have a lot of apples. There is your healthy meal

  • @JJpearl616
    @JJpearl616 4 роки тому +5

    I was so excited when I booked tickets for my very first anime convention... which got cancelled. Thank you for preaching the ways of the anime convention - the currently forbidden artform of gathering.

  • @spiritedrenee9895
    @spiritedrenee9895 7 років тому +161

    This is very important. Use deodorant. Ask before you take a photo. Don't stand in he middle of the street and go to the side to let others by. I haven't even been to a Con before (yet) and even I know that. These are rules but just know to be friendly and be aware of other people around you.

    • @deaththekid922
      @deaththekid922 6 років тому

      i often take photos without asking if someone is moving in a crowd and i just cant get them ( saw a Xayah and Rakan duo on a Con once , there were lots of people around them)

    • @deaththekid922
      @deaththekid922 6 років тому +1

      because figures are something special , priorities

  • @phantomaviator1318
    @phantomaviator1318 5 років тому +223

    If i go and hear Sugoi I'm going to start yelling about Russian fighters

    • @deathbringer9893
      @deathbringer9893 5 років тому +1

      @Irrelevant Channel ?

    • @plushnet
      @plushnet 4 роки тому +1

      @Irrelevant Channel ahhh sugou

    • @pyrrehraus6571
      @pyrrehraus6571 4 роки тому

      where are you? I'd like to have a loud argument with you about gachimuchi men and heavy weapon guys

  • @jelly9881
    @jelly9881 5 років тому +99

    And whatever you do, never go alone because you'll be consumed by the masses

    • @tonyboss4290
      @tonyboss4290 5 років тому +24

      But I have no weeb friends

    • @kaboomboi7445
      @kaboomboi7445 4 роки тому +1

      @@tonyboss4290 but i do :D

    • @Apoc_Bone_Daddy
      @Apoc_Bone_Daddy 4 роки тому +1

      Lucky me cuz i never go to conventions
      And never will either

    • @evryatis9231
      @evryatis9231 4 роки тому +1

      @@erek thats great

    • @evryatis9231
      @evryatis9231 4 роки тому +1

      @@erek Sorry, shoudnt have said that, it was needlessly rude.
      Old habits die hard

  • @amandalemus38
    @amandalemus38 3 роки тому +7

    My favorite cosplay to be : The Background Character that no one will never notice :)

  • @itsfunny1341
    @itsfunny1341 5 років тому +159

    What's a outside
    *TELL ME THE MAGIC!*

  • @TwistedBananaProductions
    @TwistedBananaProductions 6 років тому +152

    There was that one time when there was an Anime convention and a Christian Evangelical conference at the same place at the same time. Being both Christian and an Anime fan I was like, "I'm sure you guys have been renewed with the passion to preach the gospel, you should start by talking to the lady carrying the giant pentagram...

    • @thehackingburger3002
      @thehackingburger3002 6 років тому +22

      Twisted Banana Productions
      Well... I bet that was a fun experience. XD
      Also, always nice to meet a fellow Christian anime fan. I feel like we're often far and few between...
      Maybe there's a reason for that....

    • @Brando550
      @Brando550 6 років тому +18

      it's cause you have to hide the actual animes you love from the people in your church congregation or else they will think you're the creepiest person ever

    • @cms3816
      @cms3816 6 років тому +18

      Neon genesis evangelism

    • @NessaPadilla
      @NessaPadilla 6 років тому +10

      Same, I'm a Christian and watch anime. But anime isn't seen as a bad thing or shunned at my church. They just don't care about that cuz it's nothing bad or threatening.... Also I have a lot of anime fans and gamers as friends at church.

    • @Maddinhpws
      @Maddinhpws 6 років тому +4

      Well it is easy. Have you seen animes? The sentence "every day we stray further from the light of god" is literally the truth when it comes to anime.

  • @hiimlaes7080
    @hiimlaes7080 6 років тому +405

    Why does Gigguk have to make everything so deep? Jesus i feel bad now Sorry Mirai Kuriyama , but we're throught.

    • @keishasoto23
      @keishasoto23 6 років тому +3

      A casual Black Guy because it's all tru and AX is just around the corner

  • @CobaltLancer
    @CobaltLancer 4 роки тому +6

    2:08 I love how you added Ladybeard 🤣🤣🤣
    That guy’s a legend 😂
    An Aussie wrestler who also used to cross-dress in a Japanese Kawaii Metal band along with two Japanese girls (which unfortunately disbanded)

  • @hase2944
    @hase2944 4 роки тому +61

    I have anxiety and I’d recommend bringing meds and a friend
    having a breakdown in the middle of a con is not a good experience

  • @dafrogeron
    @dafrogeron 7 років тому +402

    I really want to go now....

    • @ElectricPyroclast
      @ElectricPyroclast 7 років тому +13

      Dafrogeron I pretty much don't. I'm fine when a non-Japanese is interested in my country's culture, but some people certainly have mental problems that make it more than a "passion". Even Japanese otakus tend to have bad taste. I get that real society's choice of clothing is boring, though. IRL fashion is sadly mundane.

    • @dafrogeron
      @dafrogeron 7 років тому +2

      ElectricPyroclast lol yeah

    • @dafrogeron
      @dafrogeron 7 років тому

      Kerwin C lol

    • @dafrogeron
      @dafrogeron 7 років тому

      Kerwin C yea

    • @lillonerboy
      @lillonerboy 7 років тому

      Dafrogeron really? This makes me NOT want to go this year lmao

  • @LittleLightIsaOnce
    @LittleLightIsaOnce 6 років тому +645

    Iv been at one and felt out of place 😐 i would love to fit in but i just couldnt. I love anime but the convention just felt strange. Saw some hot grills tho that was a plus!

    • @theogrobbythedragon
      @theogrobbythedragon 6 років тому +120

      Little Light same. I love anime and cartoons and video games but I do not fit in with either normal people or weeboos.

    • @bobjohnson6131
      @bobjohnson6131 6 років тому +92

      I only went once to an anime convention and it was at anime expo 2017. From my experience, I feel that the only reason why I felt weird around everyone there was because I made it awkward. Lemme explain: while everyone there is freely expressing there love for w/e anime, genre, etc they are into and being goofy and having fun I'm there being scared that I would be judged by other people. (Especially since I'm a guy who grew up watching sailormoon and hamtaro....that's how my love and respect for anime began). So not trying to give any advice or anything but i;m going to attend this year again as well and this time I'm going there with an open mind knowing that every individual is unique in their own way and are here to show their love for anime in general. However...I'm going to try to avoid checking out hot maids from now on because sometimes it could be a trap....

    • @spicygoodness3573
      @spicygoodness3573 6 років тому +20

      bob johnson GO WITH A FRIEND WHO ALSO WATCHES ANIME IF THEY DONT WATCH ANIME MAKE WATCH IT WORKED FOR ME

    • @Yuki_Ika7
      @Yuki_Ika7 6 років тому +27

      I prefer traps, but seeing some cute girls is good too

    • @rs6742
      @rs6742 6 років тому +46

      Wait guys he didn't say "hot girls" he said "hot grills", to make BBQ DUH. Who doesn't like grills?

  • @Kouddii
    @Kouddii 11 місяців тому +1

    As someone who has gone to a convention; I can confirm that one of the lines of a panel had to wrap around itself a total of 4 times.

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 6 років тому +1437

    6:21 IT SO F*CKIN TRUE 😂😂

    • @Swiftgilford
      @Swiftgilford 6 років тому +4

      someone who understands!!

    • @M12GProductions
      @M12GProductions 6 років тому +26

      Maybe if you drive to the con in a food truck...

    • @ColonizerChan
      @ColonizerChan 6 років тому +1

      JaxBlade
      This

    • @voidtoxins3907
      @voidtoxins3907 6 років тому +1

      I know right

    • @oldchannel2892
      @oldchannel2892 6 років тому +2

      JaxBlade I’m pretty sure Fish at a Japanese Restaurant is healthy…

  • @jxcobaniki6709
    @jxcobaniki6709 5 років тому +82

    Bruh, one time I went to a place called the Ontario Science Centre which is... exactly what I said. But I went there to see an imax film in this really cool theatre. All things I’ve said so far are unrelated to anime, right? But that doesn’t stop an army of Sailor Moons (Male and Female) from having a convention there. How great!

    • @rookiekuundere612
      @rookiekuundere612 5 років тому

      Jacob Novak ah pretty heroes con lol

    • @SpilltheTae
      @SpilltheTae 5 років тому +1

      I live like 5 minutes away from there and we visit it like every weekend.
      WHEN AND HOW DID I FREAKING MISS A WHOLE SAILOR MOON CONVENTION?

  • @xhantechan5324
    @xhantechan5324 7 років тому +178

    I'm a baby? Budget is a skill? I should bring Pocky? People forget showers? There're black holes at conventions? I should stand right in the way there? There's a Bible Black panel? Normal society is deadly?

    • @patchygurl
      @patchygurl 7 років тому +18

      Xhante chan all of what you said is true

    • @criizzash
      @criizzash 7 років тому +10

      Psycho Mantis?

    • @derptomistic
      @derptomistic 7 років тому +12

      Yes, yes, yes, yes, no that breaks several laws of physics, yes, probably, and definitely...

    • @horricule451
      @horricule451 7 років тому

      Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes.

    • @Skarakas11
      @Skarakas11 7 років тому

      "I should STAND" IS THAT A MOTHER FUCKER JOJO'S REFERENCE?

  • @thelazyguy6362
    @thelazyguy6362 3 роки тому +1

    you think i would fall and watch this video because of the tumbnail? yes

  • @Slays_Media
    @Slays_Media 7 років тому +342

    There are only three reasons to attend a con:
    1) VA's
    2) Cosplayers
    3) Alcohol Poisoning

    • @thehorse5307
      @thehorse5307 7 років тому +19

      Sickscope Media Anyone who says they want to meet fellow anime fans are lying to themselves. I can already smell the BO exuding from them all.

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 6 років тому

      Freezer Z My man high five!

    • @mitrayar
      @mitrayar 6 років тому

      What is VA?

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 6 років тому +4

      dkey voice actor

    • @Alex-bn3ix
      @Alex-bn3ix 6 років тому

      Jay Mike Would you mind teaching the rest of us? I mean damn, 3 bucks is a hell of a bargain

  • @WoofyFloofy26
    @WoofyFloofy26 4 роки тому +59

    I went as Kirito just to trigger Gigguk when I met him... He was super nice tho. Loved meeting you Gigguk! I was the guy you signed the Senko pic!

  • @Zeon081
    @Zeon081 7 років тому +591

    >otaku
    >breed
    you already failed, Gigguk. This guide is not legit.

    • @NuevoVR
      @NuevoVR 7 років тому +51

      >unironically trying to greentext on youtube
      >making fun of otakus for being virgins

    • @Zeon081
      @Zeon081 7 років тому +76

      >agrees that otakus are virgins
      >tries to make a point

    • @abelnightroad1035
      @abelnightroad1035 7 років тому +50

      >there are legit orgies at every convention for every fandom if it's degenerate or large enough convention.

    • @strokemaister4260
      @strokemaister4260 7 років тому +41

      Abel Nightroad >gets surprised, does research and finds out that it's actually a thing.

    • @brendant2180
      @brendant2180 7 років тому +35

      I have never seen/heard of a fandom-orgy-at-a-con before, but I will blindly believe because I want to

  • @justsomefellow4634
    @justsomefellow4634 3 роки тому +17

    7:58 that’s actually a pretty decent cosplay

    • @wyattmiranda3484
      @wyattmiranda3484 3 роки тому +1

      I think it’s Caster from Fate/Zero, which is funny that I recognized it because I just got into Fate