AHHH BEUFERD OR HOWEVER U SPELL ITT. HE SAID IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERYTIME ROBOTS INVADED MY HOUSE, I’D HAVE 2 NICKELS. WICH ISNT A LOT BUT ITS WEIRD THAT IT HAPPENED TWICE.
0:38 you know you can always take the damaged money and get it turned in. there are people who can give you your money if the bills are damaged not by you.
6:32 nah because my ceiling fan in my old house (before I moved) looked like it could fall on me any moment It was haning on the darned ceiling for dear life oml-
Fun fact: Did you know you can get reimbursed for damages money. As long as 50% of the money can be identified, the Department of Treasury can reimburse you. All you have to do is mail them the money and they’ll mail you the exact amount you sent them. (Though be sure to look up how you can before you sent it)
If a guy came up to me and said “there’s no time to explain now can u please get on the lobster chopper” I think I would immediately fall in love with them 😂
Okay so that last McDonald’s one might have been staged (I’m not asking for someone who has no idea) but legitimately don’t fucking do that, even as a joke it’s not okay to harass someone like that especially service workers who are just trying to do their job
@@shinymeesh it really isn’t it’s just mean and making something that’s already stressful enough more stressful it’s also a way you can be banned if it happens too many times
0:35 thats the reason why you can get a return for broken bills in germany lol you can literally come into the bank with a ripped 10€ bill and theyll give you a new one
If I had a nickel for every time eggs were in this video, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
This is the second time today I've read this comment today (with variations). Is this from something?
@@joufuurin5655 phineas and ferb! Dr doofenshmirtz says it :)
God bless!! 🤍🙏🏼
@@joufuurin5655 I remeber matpat said it about kids being rebuilt as robots in fnaf
But that was three times
AHHH BEUFERD OR HOWEVER U SPELL ITT. HE SAID IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERYTIME ROBOTS INVADED MY HOUSE, I’D HAVE 2 NICKELS. WICH ISNT A LOT BUT ITS WEIRD THAT IT HAPPENED TWICE.
11:37 I didn’t even realize it switched to the actual song until I watched it three times why were they so good at it😭
May i ask for the song? It sounded pretty
@@kyoukawatanabe Solitude by Billie Holiday! Amazing singer
Wait no fr tho...
@@fartsmeller1385 thank you sir
6:01 felt illegal to watch 🤣
indeed it does
Definitely NSFW
Yeaaaaaaaeeeaaah
I just wanna know what the song is
It’s his 3 pair of arms
5:47 exactly what happens when I play genshin for more than two minutes
9:26 that little laugh as it falls gets me every time lmao
12:02 the look oh pure horror oml
ngl poor guy 💀💔
He feel so violated. 💀
3:20 I once lost the bottom of my shoes doing that while going down hill on my bike
2:00 DYING BC I FORGOT THAT EVAN PETERS PLAYED DAHMER AND I WAS LIKE “I don’t remember Tate saying that…” 🤦🏼♀️
Dude at 6:02 I thought that was Ned at first I was like, damn this controversy really got to him.
2:31 this had me dying specially Mr.Rabs
12:02
The blonde kids face is exactly how I would react in that situation
1:44 *I'M SHAKING UNCONTROLLABLY*
I DIDNT REALIZE WHAT GRANDMAMA SAID UNTIL NOW
The “Peter the horse is here” one killed me 😂
These were literally so damn funny😂
5:48 I can confirm that Genshin Impact *fries* your computer with its chaotic children and such
1:51 HAHAHAHA THAT’S TOO ACCURATE
11:15 actual POV is 30 year old me when I’ve died in a video game for the umpteenth time.
5:43 I just got slapped into an ad
omg same
6:43 dad.. I have to tell you something…. I’m gay. Oh hello gay I’m gay..too. Was what I was expecting
0:31 that dog would be in the shelter faster than the speed of light 🤭 no more doggy
0:38 you know you can always take the damaged money and get it turned in. there are people who can give you your money if the bills are damaged not by you.
11:45 wow harassing women at their jobs, hilarious. real knee-slapper, that one.
this one had me dyin the whole way through 🤣
"You can't just order Squirt, BRAH. You gotta MAKE that happen!"
2:43
this will haunt me until the end of time, thank you.
2:30 this will always be the best video 🤣🤣
0:40 if you take that money to the bank they’ll give you new useable bills, had to do this when my dog did the same thing
34 SECONDS LATE 🤨🤨🤨🤨
I'm 2 hours late-_-
I a, 143,496,737 lifetimes too late
1:44 cracked me up 💀💀
6:32
nah because my ceiling fan in my old house (before I moved) looked like it could fall on me any moment
It was haning on the darned ceiling for dear life oml-
4:13 oh hell nah where did the steak go 😂😭
11:15 I have never related to something this much 💀
Literally me-
8:56. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONEEE
0:19 look like the damn Lorax works at the Apple Store
2:03 that one special Ed kid in the hallways when switching classes
6:38… You see this happened to me but I was told two years later. Obviously I didn’t say ew lol
12:02 These are the scenarios I make up in my head at night that I wished would happen to me 😭
Fr 😭
I can't stop watching these!
2:25 the same thing happened to me😭😭
Fun fact: Did you know you can get reimbursed for damages money. As long as 50% of the money can be identified, the Department of Treasury can reimburse you. All you have to do is mail them the money and they’ll mail you the exact amount you sent them. (Though be sure to look up how you can before you sent it)
0:43 I feel that lol
6:00 when you get a job teaching shop class in Canada
5:46
DUDE MADE ME SPIT FOOD ON MY KEYBOARD LMAO
8:02 that might be the only right answer to the “pretend I’m another girl” question holy shot that was perfectly cut
The ones after the boy silent screaming almost killed me 😂😂😂
6:58 Lmao
1:13 goddamn that kid was adorable, and snazzy
5:52 Klee the Terror Tot
1:00 This will forever haunt me.
5:29 jeffery now wus dis floating in my cup like dis ri here
5:30 baby Dahmer
5:48 my computer when I unlock Fontaine
If a guy came up to me and said “there’s no time to explain now can u please get on the lobster chopper” I think I would immediately fall in love with them 😂
3:14 😂😂
Okay so that last McDonald’s one might have been staged (I’m not asking for someone who has no idea) but legitimately don’t fucking do that, even as a joke it’s not okay to harass someone like that especially service workers who are just trying to do their job
Yup agreed. Like most of the jokes in these are fucked up in a funny way. Harrasing people is not.
@@shinymeesh it really isn’t it’s just mean and making something that’s already stressful enough more stressful it’s also a way you can be banned if it happens too many times
Yeah that's sexual harrassment
0:55 felt that
6:33 i don't just think about it, i know its going to happen. it is shaking like no tomorrow.
6:03. Thumbnail!! 🐄 🐮 Udderly Hilarious!!!
2:29 naaahhh they did them dirty 😭😭😭
The monkey one got me dead😰💅
8:15 real fast, i have lobster sandals man
1:55 is absolutely accurate. Being chained in the basement as well.
The ad break at 5:47 was perfect
5:43 WHY AM I DYING FROM THIS XDDD
2:25 YALL 😭😭 GWORIL KINKY
NOT THE BILLIE HOLIDAYS LMAOOOOOOO
4:53 she's my mommy now
Heck yeah, I love watching your videos
0:08
"OH SHIT CLOAKER!"
3:04 had me CRYING
I.. don't know why but...
The om nom nom clip... Idk man it... it genuinely left a mark c-c
5:34
The no sound scream threw me lmaooo
Bro hasn’t stopped running to this day. 💀😭
great compilation! I swear we have the same fyp lol
2:30 cured my depression
The shredded money omggg
8:14 my dream mansss
11:28 FR 😭
11:21 Who else just put holes in their walls like a normal kid?
that’s not normal my friend
Cope
I beat the shit out of a giant flamingo stuffed animal I had and was convinced it would come alive and get revenge on me
7:27 obamna
5:50 LAY OFF THE GENSHIN IMPACT
6:02 **shaking violently and uncontrollably** *im about to die of cringe*
1:07 i have that exact ds model 💪
8:09 I’m lesbian and I would marry him
Lobster chopper.. or is it.. THE CHOPSTER
CHOPROPSTER
11:14 FOR REAL 💀
Yoooo I’m hyped
0:30) Sell that dog immediately
1:08 how dare you to expose me like that
11:15 is 20 yr old me now wtf you mean
11:14 WHY IS THIS SO TRUE ACKKK
all dreams have meaning
my dreams: 2:43
Legend has it Monstro is still shaking
0:32 pretty sure if you have atleast half of a bill, you can take it to the bank and get a replacement.
6:57 "oy may tubig UG UG UG-"
Why is the part at 11:34 Actually so relatable
2:47 is a mood
6:00 my existence disintegrated
5:34 wait there's other people who says "om nom nom" when eating food-? i thought it was just me
I was not expecting Eddy to show up
0:35 thats the reason why you can get a return for broken bills in germany lol you can literally come into the bank with a ripped 10€ bill and theyll give you a new one