The first video is amazing. She's literally just standing up in a room, all by herself, eating a giant loaf of bread. That energy is not something you can buy for any price.
8:29 That was me. I counted down from 10 to 0 and was awake. I was instructed to do it again and sure enough I was still awake. So my dentist told me to count down from 100 to 0. I actually completed it and I told him that it just wasn't working. He then started to have a conversation with me, asking me all sorts of questions until he asked me something sensitive. The anesthesia *HIT ME LIKE A DUMP TRUCK* I got a bit upset told him that I was done talking to him. I turned my head to the other side in defiance. After a moment of silence he asked me if I was still awake, to which I shook my head and replied with a muffled "nuh huh!". I wasn't going to answer another question because I was mad. Then my mind slipped from my grasp and I fell unconscious.
2:17 okay but like deadass? her going “I’m fruity :D” was simultaneously incredibly sweet but also goddamn hilarious, especially within the context of her joke
@@myheartwillstopinjoy8142 she said "do not call me a vegetable, that's offensive" then she puts on a hat and say "I'm fruity" or "I'm pretty" as she told her head a bit and smile.
Former Taco Bell employee, giving people ridiculous amounts of sauce was my passion. I wouldn’t do it unless they asked for extra tho. One time, a dude asked for “an unhealthy amount” of Diablo sauce, and I handed him the whole cardboard box full of it.
I love that, I went to Taco Bell a while ago and asked them to give me an unreasonable amount of doable sauce and they filled a whole other paper bag with Diablo sauce and gave it to me
Thank you! This is what I mean when I say "a worrying amount" of ketchup. If I say that please know that I have five ketchup guzzlers crammed into my car including myself and it WILL be consumed.
@@hoorishaz the girl in the vid said "im gonna shit my pants" even tho she's actually wearing a skirt. i just find that funny as well as statue of litterbee.
12:33 is the grown up version of "have you ever had a dream thats you umm you had you'd you wa- you could you'd do you wa- you wants you you could do so you you do you you c- you wa- you want him to do you so much you could do anything" vine
How is no one talking about the grandpa getting the door open like it was nothing at 16:01 Granted, it does look like he just knocked the whole lock cylinder out.
I did… I saw, I fought, I conquered… got lame so I left… heard there’s this lit place called heaven might check that out, currently just laid back in perggy as we call it on the west side, chillin
I mean it’s a parody of that particular phrase “I bet you never-“ or something similar that’s used all over tiktok, so... ah crap I’m explaining the joke NOOOOO
lolol what he said made me think of that killer in a movie that's explaining why does what he does. I don't know how to explain it but I hope it made some sense 😂😂
2:50- I have a tick that sounds like (and I quote from several people) ‘a sneeze, a squeal, a squeak and a dolphin’ and most recently ‘a rat’ 💀 but feels most similar to a hiccup (but like barely) I named it ‘the hicc’. It’s nine years old this year 💀 Happy birthday hicc
@@potatochip5541 No, its not tourettes. Just that one 'tick' with 9 yrs. They arent sure what it is, had a few doctors visits as it has other side effects (brings up acid, food, hurts sometimes) but best guess is an irritated diaphragm rip.
The lady who inhaled the cake thing is so relatable. Kids always want shyt. They see part of a wrapper in ur purse and are asking u constantly about. Sometimes I hide and eat in the closet. A couple of times in the bathroom lol
@Bird Nerd Kae you make it sound like physical disabilties prevent being adorable and wholesome. Its like when people say "shes so happy despite her disability" ._.
7:44 My grandparents did the same thing. they live 2-5 minutes away from eachother and go to the same grocerystore, but they both don´t know about it. Btw, they both absolutly HATE eachother lmao
I'm terrified of bugs. As someone who's had cats in my house literally sense the day I came home from the hospital as a baby- I've 100% Held a cat up to help catch the bug that I can't myself.
Actually, that anesthetic thing isn’t very funny. I was born strawberry blonde, which means I have red hair. The problem with this is that most redheads have a resistance to anesthesia. I have woken up several times in the middle of operations, and have had to be given more anesthesia than normal to be kept under. It kind of freaks the medical staff out when this happens.
"What you have tattoos you will take into battle" I have the sun. The entire battlefield is dead. I am dead. The animals are dead. The earth is gone. I have destroyed humanity.
2:25 me yesterday when we got fiber installed. I'm like idk where I should be right now?! PANIC was real. I was rapid texting my partner while he was at work and couldn't reply but I hate it... like what are you supposed to do when they're here???
10:42 duuudeeee i went to preschool at that aquarium !!! 😦😦 the nostalgia i just got was INSANE??? i remember learning a lot about belugas there dude i love those things
@@givensurname1296 i like the rain/cold weather. Im from LA and visiting those places is refreshing for me, im sorry it you didnt like it. At least its not Florida or Nebraska.
9:20
It sounds like the entire animal crossing island is talking at one time
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
"my boyfriend's black and I'm still racist"
"Damn"
@A Girl 12:55
Why is he with her
@@cassielewis2567 joke
I have the same pfp as you
@@cadenceoliphant6323 weird minds think alike! 😉
9:24 are we gonna ignore that this dude proved the bee movie is actually live action.
The truth is always ignored but dude I'd try to talk to them 🤣
Yeah bro like WTF, that blew my mind.
it sounds like animal crossing people 😭
Can we get that guy who tells us videos back stories? Cuz I need to know if that was legit or not cuz if not that is a great fucking edit lol
I don't think there was any mention of an orgy in Bee Movie
The first video is amazing. She's literally just standing up in a room, all by herself, eating a giant loaf of bread. That energy is not something you can buy for any price.
That be me, fr😂
i want that energy it's so halarious
𝐼'𝑣𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 😭
it looked like a panera bread loaf and i completely understand. i did the exact same thing in like 4 minutes
It's also not something you can be free of, for any price. 😂
8:29
That was me. I counted down from 10 to 0 and was awake. I was instructed to do it again and sure enough I was still awake. So my dentist told me to count down from 100 to 0. I actually completed it and I told him that it just wasn't working.
He then started to have a conversation with me, asking me all sorts of questions until he asked me something sensitive.
The anesthesia *HIT ME LIKE A DUMP TRUCK* I got a bit upset told him that I was done talking to him. I turned my head to the other side in defiance. After a moment of silence he asked me if I was still awake, to which I shook my head and replied with a muffled "nuh huh!". I wasn't going to answer another question because I was mad. Then my mind slipped from my grasp and I fell unconscious.
Bro got knocked out 💀
The ultimate silent treatment
Bro got so offended he knocked himself out
He didn’t want u to answer that question 💀
bro said "nah bruh fuck you im just gonna fall unconsicious to get out of this chat"
“It’s melanin my guy” has me deaddd 😂💀
my nigga*
SHAHAHA I THOUGHT HE SAID MELON
My favorite was ice-cream cake guy that one kills me every time
@@sfuikm She’s most likely not black so didn’t say it for a reason
@@lovelylayla2803 she?
Statue of Lidderbee shawty is 10000000% me on any given Tuesday 😭
SAME but falling at the end bc I want to do heels but I can't do heels
LAMOOO
She reminds me of Karen Smith from mean girls on a night out.
@@edgyedgelord477 we can trip and bust our asses together in flip flops. I feel like its a special talent 🥲
@@Lovinia1 LMFAOOOOO she has to do another one now where she squeezes her boobs and predicts the weather thats already happening 😭
2:17 okay but like deadass? her going “I’m fruity :D” was simultaneously incredibly sweet but also goddamn hilarious, especially within the context of her joke
English is my third language and I can't understand what she's saying in the first part "don't call me ______" can you tell me please?
@@myheartwillstopinjoy8142 she said "do not call me a vegetable, that's offensive" then she puts on a hat and say "I'm fruity" or "I'm pretty" as she told her head a bit and smile.
She said I’m Brittny
@@woutijland4983 I'm pretty sure she said "I'm fruity" because of the hand gesture and how she said not to call her a vegetable lol
I thought she said “I’m Vernie.” I was confused but thought it was adorable anyways.
Former Taco Bell employee, giving people ridiculous amounts of sauce was my passion. I wouldn’t do it unless they asked for extra tho. One time, a dude asked for “an unhealthy amount” of Diablo sauce, and I handed him the whole cardboard box full of it.
I love that, I went to Taco Bell a while ago and asked them to give me an unreasonable amount of doable sauce and they filled a whole other paper bag with Diablo sauce and gave it to me
What a hero!
I wish more people like this worked at McDonald’s 😂❤
I used to claw machine a good handful and thumbs up or down and most of the time people go crazy for it lol
Thank you! This is what I mean when I say "a worrying amount" of ketchup. If I say that please know that I have five ketchup guzzlers crammed into my car including myself and it WILL be consumed.
6:10 'LOTTA MELATONIN RIGHT HERE its melanin my guy' , that shit got me
IT'S MELANIN MAH GAH
3:14
not me thinking “artf” 🏃
Right, I don't get it.....
yall me too sjchsb
@@WitneyEboni fart
@@WitneyEboni F a r t
I felt so dumb after I realized
“OH THAT POOR GINGER KID’S GONAN GO TO HELL”
IM DYING
sorry but what's the joke about?? i don't quite get it
@@axxrie3475 everyone just hates gingers😛
@@vix5965 not me 😔 there was this super cute ginger in my school with the most whitest lashes I’ve ever seen….never saw him again DANG IT
@@vix5965 half of my family is ginger.
I sounded like a spray bottle laughing to that lmao
IS THAT THE STATUE OF LITTERBEE??? I’m gonna shit my pants
she's not even wearing pants
@@recoveryforxotrek3503 why would u wear pants with a dress 💀
@@hoorishaz the girl in the vid said "im gonna shit my pants" even tho she's actually wearing a skirt. i just find that funny as well as statue of litterbee.
😐 only god can save- nvm
Statue of "LET-HER-BE".. 😲
4:21......"I had lopsided Semen" ..🤣🤣💀 fcking dead
3:54 my man's really managed to film it like a video game cutscene.
bruh you see it squirt at the end lmao
12:33 is the grown up version of "have you ever had a dream thats you umm you had you'd you wa- you could you'd do you wa- you wants you you could do so you you do you you c- you wa- you want him to do you so much you could do anything" vine
HAHAHAHAHA😭
XD
What's funnier is that the poor girl is trying her best to understand
Fun fact : I actually have had a dream like this.
rip vine 😔
2:56 the fact that I expected him to say "Hey, I'm a weed wacker." Instead of actually doing an impression.🤦🏽♀️
SAME-
11:08 The moment you know you’re done for is when you have to use the phrase “I can explain”
Yeah hahaha
Ah yes the phrase "I can explain" a word do powerful it could end with a beating
lmao
3:47 help I’m in jail
4:40 he was so close I could fucking taste it too.
11:07 "I can explain" sent me straight into the ground
Why is nobody talking about that 😭😭😭💀😂 she knew she's dead
The cringe 😭
14:32 don’t mind me
9:21 omg that's incredible the bees can speak
Is that real😭
@@natalielopez7759 no lmaooo
I know lol
animal crossing-
I slowed it down and I’m pretty sure it’s just “hi everyone I’m a bee” layered
6:45
It's freaking just water dripping out of the wall and I couldn't stop laughing for like 3 minutes straight.
5:58 nah wearing shoes in the bed
12:15 I'll have a #3 fees tee lee stick wee pikkoos.
"it's my first time" got me DYINGGG the way he said ittt LMFAO
11:21
Me too
OMG I DIED LAUGHING
BRUH HE DEMOLISHED ME
IM FUCKING DEAD
Its funny but sad, lying in relationships on any major level is just so fucked i dont understand people at all, alexis please come back
4:08 tell me how nobody is talking about how this payphone just came
Omg thank you I was looking for someone to say something
omfg the GLOOPS
i was thinking the same thing
What was that?
I didn't realize that-
17:16 this is so good this dude deserves an oscar
Dude Fr!! Gives me like some ominous vibes!
The nise thing was perfect
agreed
That was my favorite as well.
15:00 she went from 😐 to 😳😯
I think that was called her being slightly proud of her son she wished wasnt gay
10:30 these are my praying hands
Also nice juke
How is no one talking about the grandpa getting the door open like it was nothing at 16:01
Granted, it does look like he just knocked the whole lock cylinder out.
Why is noone mentioning the fact the doors upside down.
“ITS MELANIN MY GUY” I have been laughing for quite a while now💀
Yeah that was funny.
Mela toe nin
The king of Death is here he see the people who don't laugh...
“What’s something you can do but have never seen anyone else do?”
Blind people: “ITS MY TIME TO SHINEEEEE”
So, im with a throat infection, if i laugh i end up coughing
IVE BEEN COUGHING FOR 5 MINUTES
@@panqueca3043 oop- my bad..?
This took me longer than it should have to understand..
@@ravena1441 pfft
Hey tsu I’m also tsu but i can sing 😮💨
5:16. Ive never laughed so hard in my life.
0:15 seagulls and tea kettles be like:
11:57 I think I would just die right then and there. I’m so scared of elevators.
Everytime I'm in an elevator I just think of the worst case scenario cause I've seen too many of it on TV
stop because it’s LITERALLY my school smh
Fr same
“aw, that poor ginger kid’s gonna go to hell”
Kinda hard for a soulless being to do.
I did… I saw, I fought, I conquered… got lame so I left… heard there’s this lit place called heaven might check that out, currently just laid back in perggy as we call it on the west side, chillin
My entire childhood till my hair darkened a bit was filled w those words lmao
Why the hell is this so goddamn funny, I cannot stop laughing and I don't understand it 17:13 🤣
I mean it’s a parody of that particular phrase “I bet you never-“ or something similar that’s used all over tiktok, so... ah crap I’m explaining the joke NOOOOO
lolol what he said made me think of that killer in a movie that's explaining why does what he does. I don't know how to explain it but I hope it made some sense 😂😂
Why was it attractive tho
@@dimsummm because he is hot n looks murderous
@@murielyllanes same?!?
9:42 damn that guy has cool hair
8:05 bro i live 30 minutes away from seattle and lemme tell you, IT IS NOT NICE. is has liek a million homeless people and a bunch of garbage all over
The lady who ate 90% of the bread I feel you girl! Nothing lasts in my kitchen
You saw her feet? They were huuuge!
I love it when I see people I follow on here that aren't ones that everyone knows (the one with the finger gun tattoo)
4:19 Your pfp looks like the girl who said "I am Caucasian 🤌"
@@Dev-nf3me bruh it does😂😂😂
WOAHHH your pfp is so pretty did you draw it
@@hwnghyvnjjn3143 i didn't sadly but thanks anyways!
13:06 The way he said "damn" gets me every time XD
4:05 aaannnddd that’s enough internet for today 🙂
1:52 this shit has me dead and I don’t see anyone talking about it 😂
FRRRRR I WAS WHEEZING FOR 5 MINUTES
Ik lmao 😂😂 the fuckin "fart on me bitch! Aahh!" had me laughing
Sknunkm
15:11 was the one to make me laugh so hard i felt my ribs hurting
EMI YOU’VE GOT A SNUFKIN PROFILE!!
@@tiredwolfe YES I LOVE SNUFKIN
2:50- I have a tick that sounds like (and I quote from several people) ‘a sneeze, a squeal, a squeak and a dolphin’ and most recently ‘a rat’ 💀 but feels most similar to a hiccup (but like barely)
I named it ‘the hicc’. It’s nine years old this year 💀 Happy birthday hicc
Omg at first I thought you meant like the bug tick but I understand now, I thought a tick (bug) was sounding like that lol
Do you have tourettes? Nothing personal, I'm just curious :/
@@potatochip5541 i wish that they do so I'm not alone but I also don't hope because eit suckks
This is a useless comment sorry
@@-luna-moon- nah your fine, I have tourettes too that's why I'm curious :D
@@potatochip5541 No, its not tourettes. Just that one 'tick' with 9 yrs. They arent sure what it is, had a few doctors visits as it has other side effects (brings up acid, food, hurts sometimes) but best guess is an irritated diaphragm rip.
0:55 lmao I like how he adjusted his hat like ‘okay. this about to be a wild ride!’
10:51 i screamed.
11:27 “✨iTs mY fIrSt TiMe✨”
1:41
That little glimpse of the husky’s eyes was terrifying
Fr
1:52
13:06 the way he said “daaagghhhmmm”
Daaghmm bobby
Dayum
“We have your daughter” is so ominous tho- like I would be terrified
Time stamp: around 5:30
Same LMAO
Like you think if it’s a daycare they would say: Hi ma’am this is ________ daycare please come pick up your child we closed 30 minutes ago 💀
Heyyy kiri its me tsu 😄
@@tsuyuasuisings2839 hi tsu!
7:14 “somewhere far away” *Turns into Squidward* “I wOhOHoHOhOHOnt you behehehehehehehehbe o-o i wohohohohont-“
The lady who inhaled the cake thing is so relatable. Kids always want shyt. They see part of a wrapper in ur purse and are asking u constantly about. Sometimes I hide and eat in the closet. A couple of times in the bathroom lol
15:05 this dude broke out a celebratory fan. I'm dead
Same ✨😩
9:27 ITS THEM! ITS THE BEES IN THE BEE MOVIE
9:33 yeah in animal crossing
13:47 HAD ME CRACKING UP
This poor man couldn't even drink anything without being left alone
he fine tho
3:51”Help I’m in jailllllll” THAT HAD ME ROLLING
What are those
i don't get that one what is up with the fuckin spoons?
@@momsspaghetti7719 they’re Mexican candies
@@momsspaghetti7719 drugs
@@notyourbusiness2449 look like drugs to me
OMG THE “I’m fruity!:]” ONE IS SO CUTE
I love it, she's so adorable and wholesome despite her disability. You go girl!
I had no idea what she said. Thank you for this lol
@Bird Nerd Kae you make it sound like physical disabilties prevent being adorable and wholesome. Its like when people say "shes so happy despite her disability" ._.
15:09 is a masterpiece in chaos
Agreed
Where can I find the video?
the bird is amazing
7:44
My grandparents did the same thing. they live 2-5 minutes away from eachother and go to the same grocerystore, but they both don´t know about it.
Btw, they both absolutly HATE eachother lmao
7:27 Thats me looking for my mom in the crowd during my chorus concert 💀💀
that you for the sustenance, Monstro.
Of course
Omfg lmfao this reply's section
5:35 I dont know who that man is, but I fucking love him already
I'm terrified of bugs. As someone who's had cats in my house literally sense the day I came home from the hospital as a baby- I've 100% Held a cat up to help catch the bug that I can't myself.
What scares you about them? I am kinda the opposite of you I like bugs a lot but hate spiders. What bugs don’t you like?
That's the only time my cat let's me pick him up really 😂😂
Unfortunately for me my cat is too much like me, and also refuses to touch the bugs I want her to get rid of 🤣
Actually, that anesthetic thing isn’t very funny. I was born strawberry blonde, which means I have red hair. The problem with this is that most redheads have a resistance to anesthesia. I have woken up several times in the middle of operations, and have had to be given more anesthesia than normal to be kept under. It kind of freaks the medical staff out when this happens.
6:50 the school day is there to get you used to a 9 to 5 shift
11:20 had me rolling
@HARPER MORIN I think he was talking about the "I can explain bit"
@@cameronhostetter335 then why didn't they put the timestamp 11:07 =.=
Same
@@whynotyk2308 your brain cells must be toasted at this point as 11:20 is when they said it not 11:07 which is the start
how do you even recover from that!
I love that they're not just from straight TikTok and they're not sexist. Thank you!
11:22 is a little bit sexist but mostly just bad anatomy
6:29 I do this all the time sneaking my kids snacks and ice cream after I tell them no. 🤣
11:15 OMG onlyjayus is that u in the back?
WHY DID I THINK THE SAME THINF WTAF
[The steering wheel] : am I a joke to you? 14:25
9:30 dont throw that away, the aliens are trying to communicate
13:57 in the end the dude tried so hard not to laugh 😂
I need this saved, what is it called? 😆 🤣 😂
"What you have tattoos you will take into battle"
I have the sun.
The entire battlefield is dead. I am dead. The animals are dead. The earth is gone. I have destroyed humanity.
Ah, yes, please end me ^ω^
i have the word Fuck!
@@Mandaraminu are you okay
@@cybersinzz From a medical/mental standpoint, No, physically Sorta
@@Mandaraminu Please explain your situation I’m concerned
2:25 me yesterday when we got fiber installed. I'm like idk where I should be right now?! PANIC was real. I was rapid texting my partner while he was at work and couldn't reply but I hate it... like what are you supposed to do when they're here???
11:42 in what city my guy? I'm moving there
1:20 "and that is the shadow monster that follows me around every where I go"
THAT GOT MY SO GOOD
3:58 this tiktok confused me in 35 different ways
did that telephone box just come-
3:39 her nails are as bigger than the food
0:30 is the the "I wish I was a dinosaur" guy?
5:51 I SPAT MY WATER I DID NOT EXPECT THAT
0:35 the most calmest oww in the world
2:07 i would have passed away if that was on my shoulder
what was it
I looked on her channel, a locust. So a large grasshopper
@@astropheluwu what's her yt channel?
@@astropheluwuwhat’s her channel
4:38 I used to play this game a lot and I still have it on GameCube, the nostalgia is real.
14:40 I’m almost positive I stayed at that same place to rent while on vacation
15:09 that fan opening was just magnificent!!
IKRR
10:42 duuudeeee i went to preschool at that aquarium !!! 😦😦 the nostalgia i just got was INSANE??? i remember learning a lot about belugas there dude i love those things
Yeahhh! I didn’t go there or anything but that clip was so cool, FINALLY someone is talking about it.
“And this is the shadow creature that follows me around”
“Oooh.”
“ *Why did you make me so short* “
4:10 nobody gonna talk about how it started coming?
14:20 he should have ordered 666
5:43 PLEASE HELP ITS 2:00 AM AND IM TRYING NOT TO SCREAM THERE ARE TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE I CANNOT DO THIS SHIT TONIGHT
THE SCREAM THO
HOONK
13:26 HOLY SHIT ITS JARED, 19
AND HE DOESNT FKN KNOW HOW TO READ
6:32 oMg that moment LMAO Theyre like WhAt ArE yOu EaTiNg?
*Thats why i wait night so she can fall asleep and i can eat in piece.*
i usually hate when people use the word 'chaotic' to describe something but theres no other word to accurately describe these tiktoks
15:24 I was expecting the child to be legless BAHAH
That divorce story is bull. No one thinks Seattle is nice.
I do..
@@sassysalmon93 - Then you probably think Portland and San Francisco are nice.
Cesspits, all of them.
@@givensurname1296 i like the rain/cold weather. Im from LA and visiting those places is refreshing for me, im sorry it you didnt like it. At least its not Florida or Nebraska.
@@sassysalmon93 - At least Florida and Nebraska aren't covered in human feces and flames.
@@givensurname1296 i think they are. Where do you live out of curiosity?
14:49 she has max FOV
This! 😭