Ditto bitch I need to make me some moneeyyyyyyy, and while I may not be talented or thin because I have a bad attitude to exercise because of my childhood , I am too anxious to speak up against anything a person does to me
She must've used Manic Panic lol. That happened to me with my blue green hair dye. I turned the color of my hair for awhile XD And I still do when I shower
I regret to inform you all that it is actually *not* legal to do that, you must use a plain box or one provided by the shipping company (aka USPS in this case) since the video was old I looked up the tracking # and the video was faked unfortunately - I only did this bc I wanted to recreate it 💀
I usually only call Babe, Babe when I'm about to start yelling. 😂 Um, Baaaaabe.....? WHY IS THE MILK ON THE COUNTER?! THIS IS THE SECOND GALLON THIS WEEK!
I call my babe, Babe and I've definitely accidentally called friends, coworkers, and strangers Babe. My mom's face was priceless when I told her "Babe, chill."
@@lizardthedragon But they weren't talking about you do I was just telling you that you didn't have to express your opinion at this given time also idk if you know but you could have just replied to me in one comment not write "what" separately but you do you
All the girls were mad loud like "OMG JESSICA THERES A FCKIN SPIDER HERE BITCH I DONT WANNA BE SPIDER GIRL SJSAASSSSSAAAAAA" Then most of the girls ran out while im paniking while takin a sht in one of the lucky clean stalls
it’s actually quite common for frogs to scream. it usually means that they are uncomfortable or stressed. me and my sister have been looking into getting pet frogs for about 2 months now and that’s a very common concern.
So There's this magical thing called ice cream. I heard its popular in denmark that its ice *ice cream*. Mostly ice-y and snow-y texture. You can pour hot flavoured "sauce" to colour and flavour it
Yeah but that's not even how it has to be pronounced in french because the final t is silent (and by the way i personally do not care at all how people say the world but as a french speaker it's always a little wierd to hear it that way)
“What is it without the vanilla?! 😡😤” Milk. It’s milk my guy. Milk. Edit: for the people who keep replying sweet cream/cream, that’s still made out of milk. So catch me outside so I can throw these hands.
"No matter how cold it is outside, don't matter if there's snow outside, there's either a Matthew, a Logan, or a Luke outside wearing shorts. " Me, a Matthew: *wears shorts* oh.
My brain: Ok why are you sitting here and doing nothing when there could be a WHOLE group of people with guns outside your room and they start firing. WTH ARE U GONNA DOOOOOO!
I hated those with a passion, I'd be looking up a good gay fan fic and I would accidentally click a + reader one and get so pissed off. Do you really think I want to even be pretending a man is touching me?
@@Jyudee I think it's bass pro, which usually always has real fish. Either it is fake now, or the possibility of the. Being frozen in Texas is real lmao
no shit what. Did not expect that to happen when u are standing under a shower. While products and water wash down your body. Nice try to explain the obvious.
@Kageyama’s Milk oh god it was sarcasm my boi. I have blue hair myself. The dye will soak into your hands and eventually your neck when u wash it out. But that's the point that no one understands why her while body looks like a blueberry. Calm down.
............. where the hell does that cowboy work? Can I work there?
Dreams can come true if you work hard and believe ✨⭐️
Ditto bitch I need to make me some moneeyyyyyyy, and while I may not be talented or thin because I have a bad attitude to exercise because of my childhood , I am too anxious to speak up against anything a person does to me
I don't need sleep, I need answers. Gay cow boy answers.
I was pinned lmaooooooo
He's down at ram ranch
“i don’t have an std from harvard”
best. line. ever.
True
Fr
Remember when timmy thick was allegedly a harvard experiment
Yes
I’d love to have one lmao
I love how the raccoon just automatically reached for his owners hand whenever he got scared
For future reference, it’s at 4:57
Maybe it’s rocket raccoon
No one cares
@@key.rn718 I love you
@@thebushwizard176 no one asked u
The guy giving his dog cold water,🥺 “I love you”
Bruh
@@RØNIN_232 idk our floor is rlly cold so the metal dog bowl we have just stays cold
I don't have a dog why do people make the water cold
@@RØNIN_232 we dont because our dog refused to drink the cold water opposed to the room temp water. Dogs have a preference. Some hate cold water.
i never gave my pets cold water, only icecubes
"A dress with pockets"
*I see he is man of culture*
The Abengers has to be the best thing I just learnt about
Now we have the Josh Fight
“Learnt”
@@MuTVTWO it dont matter. This is youtube, not english class
@@butterarmy9886 I’m a grammar nazi without the mass killing part
@@MuTVTWO they are the same arent they? just different places use them
I don’t have an std from harvard
244 likes and no replys
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
I've seen the picture from your profile pic on the internetzles pretzels
well you're one of the lucky ones because most from Harvard couldn't say the same.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH I’M LAUGHING CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ONE EITHER
Plain ice cream would literally taste like milk
Milk with a hint of ice
Basically
@@freyalynne2225 sad thing is, that actually doesn't sound that bad
I mean you’re not wrong
Sugery cream
"Cold water for my fella, i love you"
That man spoke with so much love, so genuinely
Right? I love that tiktok so much, I need like a clip of it to send to my friends at random intervals
@@mistahchad220 holy fuck I completely forgot about this and this confused me so much
Guy dressed like a kinky cowgirl: "I make more money than my dad"
Me: "I believe that"
He does he Is an overwatch streamer believe he was pro at some point also
thats a girl lol
@@urimsuh no one asked
ok but like the thumbnail + title honestly made me feel like the person uploading this thinks crossdressing is weird/strange idk
@@urimsuh yes and no one asked for it
I could not stop laughing when the blue girl came up, I instantly thought of how much she’d get in trouble 🤣
She’s an Avatar now 😂😂😂
She must've used Manic Panic lol. That happened to me with my blue green hair dye.
I turned the color of my hair for awhile XD
And I still do when I shower
IM BLU...
@@creepilywalksaway8207 that was me after dying my hair I went through the house singing I'm blue if I was green I would die
I thought 'daaaaamn that's not com'n off for awhile!' & if I was her grandma is be laff'n at her! Then tell her to bleach the shower! But still RFLMAO
“I don’t have a STD... sorry a PHD from Harvard”.😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m out.
I CANT BREATHEEEEE
Lol
IM DYING FROM THAT RN
PLS
I have a degree in ✨ADHD✨
3:28 this tiktok is the most vine energy I've ever felt from a tiktok
Eww 😂 dont do that
@@ypanso what did she put on it? mustard?
She fucked around found out, said nevermind don't do that. Fast. Quick. Punchline way too effective 😂
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE A-BEN-GERS
OH MY LORD THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!
i’m your 100 like :>
i want their merch now even tho my name is not ben
@@alexisrobertson8257 LMFAOOO SAME
what do u think they do when they see one another wearing the merch?
The fact that it's legal to ship something in a hot pocket box makes my day so much better
I would actually get disappointed to not get those hot pockets tho
I turn Amazon bubble wrap envelopes inside out. I disassemble boxes and reassemble them inside out.
@@thomashughes_teh excellent
I regret to inform you all that it is actually *not* legal to do that, you must use a plain box or one provided by the shipping company (aka USPS in this case) since the video was old I looked up the tracking # and the video was faked unfortunately - I only did this bc I wanted to recreate it 💀
“I know what ladies want. A dress... with POCKETS”
My body is ready
Give it to me, BABE
I have 2 dresses with pockets
Skirts with pockets!
My prom dress had pockets 😍
@@maybetaylor8814 legendary dress
11:45 Who's going to tell them...
I DIED OF LAUGHTER WHEN I SAW THAT THOUGH
Tell me! I’ve been scrolling comments to find out! The top of the water moved, so what is it?
The babe one is so cute. Sounds like a loving home if the little girl has gotten used to hearing “babe” enough to start saying it
i used to do that 😭
It was pretty sad over the fact she spent half of her life under covid so she doesnt know how to socialize normally
My lil brother used to do that now he’s a bully and bully’s me I’m 8 YEARS OLDER THAN HiM AND HE THINKS THAT GIRLS ARE HIS SLAVES
@@izukumidoriya4773 he sound annoying I’m mean my brother acts like that but when he is serious he’s nice but he’s a joke lol
I usually only call Babe, Babe when I'm about to start yelling. 😂 Um, Baaaaabe.....? WHY IS THE MILK ON THE COUNTER?! THIS IS THE SECOND GALLON THIS WEEK!
My son went to school and he got upset and said "honey, no" in a disappointed tone to his first grade teacher.
ur sons doing great
Your son is an icon
Your son is a legend
@@Nobody-tw8nb your son is dula peep.
He’s gay
“Cold water for my fella” awwwwwwwww
It was adorable
3:00 “cold water for my fella” 🥺🥺🥺
The dads imitation of the 2 year old saying “babe” made my day
I call my babe, Babe and I've definitely accidentally called friends, coworkers, and strangers Babe. My mom's face was priceless when I told her "Babe, chill."
"I guess I'm too tough to cry"
*Hotdog gets run over*
*Me replaying and over and over again laughing my butt off*
Bruh I gasped loud af then bust out laughing LMAO
@@marquisharris8539 ikr haha
Me to
It’s 2am and I can’t stop laughing 😂
2:49
He's not lying, a dress with pockets is all I've ever wanted
Ay! Have a dress with pockets.
I have a dress with pockets :)
Correct I’ve always wanted one
Go to forever 21
Just do it
@@F.L.0.W.3.R same
3:57
as a person who has a dress with pockets (BIG POCKETS) i can confirm the authenticity of this.
Me who doesn’t wear dresses:
@@lizardthedragon Then just don't reply?
@@bruceyamada2800 what
@@bruceyamada2800 you didn’t need to reply to that either??
@@lizardthedragon But they weren't talking about you do I was just telling you that you didn't have to express your opinion at this given time also idk if you know but you could have just replied to me in one comment not write "what" separately but you do you
"Why didn't you go to the bathroom when it was lunch? "
Bathroom at lunch: 2:23
IMAOOO
😂😂😂
All the girls were mad loud like
"OMG JESSICA THERES A FCKIN SPIDER HERE BITCH I DONT WANNA BE SPIDER GIRL SJSAASSSSSAAAAAA"
Then most of the girls ran out while im paniking while takin a sht in one of the lucky clean stalls
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE "IMAGINE", IT LITERALLY TEARS ME UP😭😭😭
IKR SAMEE 😭
I’m a gine
literal vine energy
Ima gine
Lmao
"ima gine" LMFAOAOAO😭
I said it that way too lmfaooo
LMFAO TOO
10:05 that’s so wholesome
Girl: "Me and Dylan got a frog!"
The frog: "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
It's true i was there
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*The frog needs help from those criminals.*
Draco :>
it’s actually quite common for frogs to scream. it usually means that they are uncomfortable or stressed. me and my sister have been looking into getting pet frogs for about 2 months now and that’s a very common concern.
Fun fact: ice cream with no flavor would be flavored like buttermilk or sweet cream, depending on what it's mixed with
Wouldnt it taste like egg custard? But hella milky since base of icecream is creme anglais or whatever its spelled?
I would eat that :]
have y'all never tried profiteroles? I'm p sure the stuff in there is unflavoured. doesn't taste v good ngl
.....flavorless means FLAVORLESS💀 NO FLAVOR
So There's this magical thing called ice cream. I heard its popular in denmark that its ice *ice cream*. Mostly ice-y and snow-y texture. You can pour hot flavoured "sauce" to colour and flavour it
That poor goldfish has been living off of corn from peoples turds for years.
Omg-
🤢
LoL 😅😆 shoot he'll survive the end of the worl
UM.... WHAT!?
I laughed so hard I cried omfl
2:40 the answer is milk or cream. sounds stupid but ice cream is frozen cream
Mom:"go hang out with the neighbor's kid"
The neighbor's kid: 2:22
Lol
HAHAHAHAHA
LMAO
I'm losing my fucking mind
9:24:
“40 pcs of spicy chicken nuggets for 15.99”
“... and two large fries”
tHE WAY HE SAID IT OMAGAH
bro he sounds like kermit
“The only thing he built like is a nerf foot ball” BAHAHAHA
LMAO-
I- ✨Ereh✨
3:57 this was just so funny 💀
*Teacher standing on table, exuding pure chaotic energy * “I’m standing up here because we have a lot to do”
@Gina Brooks she seems VERY fun i would die
It’s adorable how the raccoon grabbed that girls hand when they got scared 🥺
Yes! 😍
That was rlly cute 🥺, and hi denki 😊
I hate raccoons but that was so cute
@@stay_sexi yea 🥺
What time stamp
Girl really said, “CrOisANT.” 💀 That made me laugh too much along with her passive aggressive apology.
you made me drop my croSSAnT
“I don’t have a std from harvard”
Yeah but that's not even how it has to be pronounced in french because the final t is silent (and by the way i personally do not care at all how people say the world but as a french speaker it's always a little wierd to hear it that way)
@@apollineboye4806 i believe everyone knows how croissant is actually pronounced, unless they're around 5 years old.
WHEN SHE FLIPPED THE GRILLED CHEESE MY LEFT KIDNEY PUNCTURED
She said "Im done" LMAO
i just use grill tongues to flip grilled cheese. but tbh imma try that the next time i make one
That’s a nice frying pan tho
I love the color
My take away is that I will be changing my name to Ben
Welcome to the abengers
My name is ben
@@squidge5460 welcome Ben
well I wanted to change my name anyway
Welcome. Let’s perform the ritual
The girl that asked for pickles on her sandwich caught me off guard 🤣
"I am currently dressed for work.. and I make more than my dad.."
Im still wondering what he does. Prolly only fans
We Stan queen 👑 🐄
@@glitterglozz5054 I follow him on tiktok, he's a drag queen actually! but he does do only fans on the side, i think, so you ain't wrong lol
Well that answers that. I was confused at first, I was thinking he worked at a strip club or something, Idk lol
@@angel_stark_art8348 name
“how I get ladies? I know what woman want, a dress with pockets”
that’s actually true
just got shorts with pockets 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
So true. When I find a dress or skirt with pockets, it's the highlight of my day
@@plut0_blu3 yup
@@plut0_blu3 it's like a visit to heaven.
When I found a dress on Amazon with pockets I bought 3 more of them in different colours 😔
@@marzipanmango lucky, I'm jealous
“i don’t have an std- sorry phd from Harvard”
IM DYING LMAO 💀💀💀
@@deadwingg do you not know what an std is? don’t look it up if you don’t know
0:33
“What else could she really want?” A clean house.
yes i believe that was the joke
That story about that 2 yo calling her parents babe is pretty fucking hilarious
“I dont have a S T D- PHD from Harvard”
True
u got the same pfp as me i thought that was me who commented
@@aaroshzulfi_ I've never seen this before on yt holy shit hahah
For anyone wondering, ice cream base or sweet cream is the flavor of plain ice cream.
yeh i figured it would just taste like milk or whipped cream lol
Im like, bruh did no one tell you ice cream is made out MF cream?! I get its supposed to be a joke but it just makes him look dumber than a brick
Ok but what does that taste like
@@jakwolfe3025 it tastes like milk if you added sugar. It's not bad at all, it just leaves something to be desired.
@@bobrossjr.6078 only if you're making frozen yogurt though
Okay but like nobody is talking about 8:15 its literally me xD
" Are there bridges where you live?"
" I don't live"
" Okay"
Nothing cuter than a deep voiced tatted black dude giving cold water to his little fella chihuahua in a sweater 😂😂😂❤️
Cold water for my fella.
I love you
OMG UH THAT VIDEO WAS ON WHILST It READ THAT!!!
I was shook seeing water in an orange juice container like that TBH
For real lmao
“What is it without the vanilla?! 😡😤”
Milk. It’s milk my guy. Milk.
Edit: for the people who keep replying sweet cream/cream, that’s still made out of milk. So catch me outside so I can throw these hands.
Ahaha 😂
I think its Cream and sugar
It deepens ice cream is with milk and ice is with water
Wait I thought it's just Ice
turkish ice cream doesn't have vanilla, its just called "sade" which means plain... and its a lot better than vanilla
2:52 THE WAYS IN WHICH YOU TALK TO ME SUGRURU HAD ME WISHING I WAS GONE SATORU
Raccoon said “hold me I’m frightened 🥺” my heart I-
the little hand grab it did melted me
What
"No matter how cold it is outside, don't matter if there's snow outside, there's either a Matthew, a Logan, or a Luke outside wearing shorts. "
Me, a Matthew: *wears shorts* oh.
Lmao, underrated comment
My brother is one of them but his name is rlly rare so
I wear shorts but it’s a another name
Me, a person with a old lady name that does by she/they, and doesn’t give a shit if it’s bellow 0 outside.. I see this as an absolute win
I am a Frank also representing the idiot shorts gang
6:19
“I would like that though”
“What the FUUUUUCK”
Had me wheezing lmaooo
😂💀
My brain:
Ok why are you sitting here and doing nothing when there could be a WHOLE group of people with guns outside your room and they start firing. WTH ARE U GONNA DOOOOOO!
2:22 bro looking like something straight outta ultra man 💀
That girl: “IM BLUE-“
Me: “da ba dee da ba daa”
Dabadeedabadie
NO SHE REJECT HUMAN
EVOLVE TI SMURF
To the girl In the tik tok who had to search up what Y/N meant because she kept writing it as her name *reader fanfics have ruined us all*
yup lol😂
Yes 👍
I hated those with a passion, I'd be looking up a good gay fan fic and I would accidentally click a + reader one and get so pissed off. Do you really think I want to even be pretending a man is touching me?
@@aloistrancy. I hate those types but some are actually alright
I was like.. she doesn’t know what y/n means? And then when she showed the deffinition I was like oh.. wait
That racoon went like "Brenda hold my hand for a sec".
YES A COOPER CAMEO
loved the whole vid
0:24 "I don't have an STD from Harvard-" gets me every single time
I think she's dyslexic or something 😅😅😅
Those fish said “Act natural 🐠”
"My sincerest apologies to the France president"
I am unable to can-
5:30 lol all the time
“You spilt the cup in half!”
“You angry boi!”😂🤣🤣
Nobody gonna mention “where’s your hall pass?” “I work here” lmao
Ikr- she seems so done with them
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😀😀😂😂😂😀😂😂😂😂😂😀😀😂
“I have a very fucking weird job” “ I am currently dressed for work and make more money than my dad”
Bokuto- san out of all places I find you here, lmao XD
Question is what does he do I'm lost👀
Or he works at a very strangely themed restaurant
Hello Bokuto-san 😊
@@xkeirarodgers Lol he got caught
2:21
Five when Griddy’s is out of coffee-
“I didn’t get a std - sorry phd from Harvard -“
Clearly😂😂
The raccoon grabbed her hand for comfort, I'm done. 😂
Same 😂😂😂
* me and my wattpad problem/addiction *
8:24
Me too!!
Jus go to ao3
Twin 😭
8:32 WHAT THE HELL I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING-😂
I didn't want him to be right but damn, a dress with pockets... he cracked the code 😂
He be lookin like jype-
@@ninijr30 nooooo not jaywhypeeeee!!!
@@ninijr30 how can he look like a whole agency?do you Jay why pee him self?
@@nikoleta. i-
U get the joke yet-
We address him as jay why pee oppar here 😂😃
@@ninijr30 LMAO😭😭
"i'm currently dressed to work, and i make more money than my dad.."
*_Me: i got no dad and no money..._*
BROOOOOO-
Yooo SAME
the young teacher one makes me so angry, like let her do her damn job but at the same time the other teachers are doing theres so its just
timestamp?
7:53👆
@@user-om2dg5dl9p 7:53
The thing that makes me angry is the fact that high schools tell their students to be adults while treating them like children.
@@delaineydoodles thank you!
3:34 don’t knock it til you try it, mustard with popcorn is so good 🥴
Oooh. I thought it was egg salad 😂
What universe are you from
I'm genuinely wondering why the fishes are frozen
probably a glitch in the matrix, or maybe the tank is actually a flat screen TV and it just froze.
Yes! That one's disturbing me!
It’s probably an exhibit. Just fake fish.
Hello brother
@@Jyudee I think it's bass pro, which usually always has real fish. Either it is fake now, or the possibility of the. Being frozen in Texas is real lmao
how did that girl DYE HER ENTIRE BODY BLUE WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS
I KNOW THAT WAS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS!!!
LIKE I HAVE BLUE HAIR AND I KNOW THE PAIN OF A BLUE SHOWER AND SEMI BLUE HANDS AFTER WASHING OFF THE DYE BUT HOWWWWWWWWW IN THE WORLD
The dye from her hair drained onto her body while she was washing her hair
no shit what. Did not expect that to happen when u are standing under a shower. While products and water wash down your body.
Nice try to explain the obvious.
@Kageyama’s Milk oh god it was sarcasm my boi.
I have blue hair myself. The dye will soak into your hands and eventually your neck when u wash it out. But that's the point that no one understands why her while body looks like a blueberry.
Calm down.
these tiktoks has the vine energy and I’m living for it
nah
3:21 he said what we all needed to hear 😌
4:37 I need those sunglasses for no valid reason.
Garnet from Steven universe vibes
@Tania A amara that looks like something she might wear
to protect your third eye!
The right pronunciation is the one in "Stahp, I could've dropped my CROISSANT" 🇨🇵
@Isabella Dodd It's a reference to an old vine
Thats such a great vine. None of these videos are as funny as even mediocre vines. Idk why
Also acceptable; "Are you gonna eat that khwahsant?"
@@kriscounts3355 Ah Carl
3:55 he looks like the guy to take a distressed ball, put it on the floor and say “if the world is round then why aint the ball going nowhere”
“Only thing he built like is a nerf football”
that fucking killed me
Also vanilla icecream without vanilla is just sweet cream that’s been frozen 🤓
I was thinking about it and thought "won't it just taste like...milk?"
6:03 i relate to this so much it literally hurts
“Cold water for my little fella...I love you”
My husband with our beagle.
5:59 THE WAY SHE JUST PETTED HIM- 💀🤚 I CANT-
The girl: I gotta pet frog
🐸: REEEEEEEEEEE
🤣
12:03 who ever did that earns my respect
The fish one made me so uncomfortable I’d cry if I was there
Right?
But what happened-
2:14 "only thing he built like is a nerf football" I'M DEAD
4:36 This lady is giving turbo massive Garnet vibes.
I've been looking for another comment like that I wish I had those type of sunglasses-
I got that vibe two
4:32 Mmm....
SPLASH
7:53 Maybe they wouldn’t be telling her to go to class if she wasn’t on TikTok all day xD
Or if she wore an ID card 🙄 she’s just attention seeking
In 2020 there will be flying cars and humans will be more advanced
Humans in 2020: 2:22
that is the most advanced human ever, actually
_The humans are the cars_
It’s not 2020-
@@shreddedwheats yes it is it’s 2020 part 2
@@Beatlemania202 ok
4:04 I dunno why but this grandpa really made me smile
Yes. A dress with pockets is amazing.