Tik Toks That I Literally Have No Words For

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  • @luckymoonjoy1278
    @luckymoonjoy1278 3 роки тому +26008

    ............. where the hell does that cowboy work? Can I work there?

    • @binklebonkle1005
      @binklebonkle1005 3 роки тому +1417

      Dreams can come true if you work hard and believe ✨⭐️

    • @artemisfowldragon
      @artemisfowldragon 3 роки тому +680

      Ditto bitch I need to make me some moneeyyyyyyy, and while I may not be talented or thin because I have a bad attitude to exercise because of my childhood , I am too anxious to speak up against anything a person does to me

    • @leafyisqueer7155
      @leafyisqueer7155 3 роки тому +1832

      I don't need sleep, I need answers. Gay cow boy answers.

    • @luckymoonjoy1278
      @luckymoonjoy1278 3 роки тому +365

      I was pinned lmaooooooo

    • @DG-en7do
      @DG-en7do 3 роки тому +595

      He's down at ram ranch

  • @sevend-nl9xe
    @sevend-nl9xe 3 роки тому +6387

    “i don’t have an std from harvard”
    best. line. ever.

  • @GoCrazyBaby3
    @GoCrazyBaby3 3 роки тому +6791

    The guy giving his dog cold water,🥺 “I love you”

    • @Mary-cd3cl
      @Mary-cd3cl 3 роки тому +19

      Bruh

    • @floofimortdoesthings284
      @floofimortdoesthings284 3 роки тому +37

      @@RØNIN_232 idk our floor is rlly cold so the metal dog bowl we have just stays cold

    • @daisyisnotreal
      @daisyisnotreal 3 роки тому +15

      I don't have a dog why do people make the water cold

    • @xara5417
      @xara5417 3 роки тому +46

      @@RØNIN_232 we dont because our dog refused to drink the cold water opposed to the room temp water. Dogs have a preference. Some hate cold water.

    • @Crystalkitzoku
      @Crystalkitzoku 3 роки тому +5

      i never gave my pets cold water, only icecubes

  • @cringey_banana8466
    @cringey_banana8466 3 роки тому +3769

    I love how the raccoon just automatically reached for his owners hand whenever he got scared

  • @yulls8140
    @yulls8140 2 роки тому +440

    "A dress with pockets"
    *I see he is man of culture*

  • @-_mattie_-3925
    @-_mattie_-3925 3 роки тому +12239

    I don’t have an std from harvard

    • @Siyanaaaaaaa
      @Siyanaaaaaaa 3 роки тому +50

      244 likes and no replys

    • @-_mattie_-3925
      @-_mattie_-3925 3 роки тому +80

      (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

    • @redfuse8369
      @redfuse8369 3 роки тому +16

      I've seen the picture from your profile pic on the internetzles pretzels

    • @MoriahDreams123
      @MoriahDreams123 3 роки тому +58

      well you're one of the lucky ones because most from Harvard couldn't say the same.

    • @dizzymaster_1465
      @dizzymaster_1465 3 роки тому +13

      HAHAHAHAHAHAH I’M LAUGHING CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ONE EITHER

  • @Literallyarealhuman
    @Literallyarealhuman 3 роки тому +6589

    The Abengers has to be the best thing I just learnt about

    • @backwardsangels
      @backwardsangels 3 роки тому +86

      Now we have the Josh Fight

    • @MuTVTWO
      @MuTVTWO 3 роки тому +21

      “Learnt”

    • @butterarmy9886
      @butterarmy9886 3 роки тому +66

      @@MuTVTWO it dont matter. This is youtube, not english class

    • @MuTVTWO
      @MuTVTWO 3 роки тому +12

      @@butterarmy9886 I’m a grammar nazi without the mass killing part

    • @spiderycider
      @spiderycider 3 роки тому +21

      @@MuTVTWO they are the same arent they? just different places use them

  • @witchycat15
    @witchycat15 3 роки тому +810

    The fact that it's legal to ship something in a hot pocket box makes my day so much better

    • @kaydollar2490
      @kaydollar2490 3 роки тому +21

      I would actually get disappointed to not get those hot pockets tho

    • @thomashughes_teh
      @thomashughes_teh 2 роки тому +6

      I turn Amazon bubble wrap envelopes inside out. I disassemble boxes and reassemble them inside out.

    • @MelodyPeridot
      @MelodyPeridot Рік тому +1

      ​@@thomashughes_teh excellent

  • @probabletragedy
    @probabletragedy 2 роки тому +172

    "Cold water for my fella, i love you"
    That man spoke with so much love, so genuinely

    • @mistahchad220
      @mistahchad220 4 місяці тому

      Right? I love that tiktok so much, I need like a clip of it to send to my friends at random intervals

    • @probabletragedy
      @probabletragedy 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@mistahchad220 holy fuck I completely forgot about this and this confused me so much

  • @Sunflowelle
    @Sunflowelle 3 роки тому +2081

    The babe one is so cute. Sounds like a loving home if the little girl has gotten used to hearing “babe” enough to start saying it

    • @luvforgs8630
      @luvforgs8630 3 роки тому +14

      i used to do that 😭

    • @zackarydoesgacha9510
      @zackarydoesgacha9510 3 роки тому +65

      It was pretty sad over the fact she spent half of her life under covid so she doesnt know how to socialize normally

    • @izukumidoriya4773
      @izukumidoriya4773 3 роки тому +18

      My lil brother used to do that now he’s a bully and bully’s me I’m 8 YEARS OLDER THAN HiM AND HE THINKS THAT GIRLS ARE HIS SLAVES

    • @tiktkfeed4651
      @tiktkfeed4651 3 роки тому +5

      @@izukumidoriya4773 he sound annoying I’m mean my brother acts like that but when he is serious he’s nice but he’s a joke lol

    • @rollmeinrice
      @rollmeinrice 3 роки тому +1

      I usually only call Babe, Babe when I'm about to start yelling. 😂 Um, Baaaaabe.....? WHY IS THE MILK ON THE COUNTER?! THIS IS THE SECOND GALLON THIS WEEK!

  • @freyalynne2225
    @freyalynne2225 3 роки тому +7673

    Plain ice cream would literally taste like milk

  • @missolesoul
    @missolesoul 3 роки тому +1640

    My son went to school and he got upset and said "honey, no" in a disappointed tone to his first grade teacher.

  • @literallydiamondcat
    @literallydiamondcat 3 роки тому +210

    3:28 this tiktok is the most vine energy I've ever felt from a tiktok

    • @ypanso
      @ypanso 4 місяці тому +1

      Eww 😂 dont do that

    • @captainbube1217
      @captainbube1217 3 місяці тому

      @@ypanso what did she put on it? mustard?

    • @GeoSpark3070
      @GeoSpark3070 3 місяці тому +3

      She fucked around found out, said nevermind don't do that. Fast. Quick. Punchline way too effective 😂

  • @panicathogwarts8677
    @panicathogwarts8677 3 роки тому +8679

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE A-BEN-GERS

  • @ECMoPo
    @ECMoPo 3 роки тому +3678

    “I don’t have a STD... sorry a PHD from Harvard”.😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m out.

  • @tsamarabella1795
    @tsamarabella1795 3 роки тому +1255

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE "IMAGINE", IT LITERALLY TEARS ME UP😭😭😭

  • @juliaf946
    @juliaf946 2 роки тому +32

    3:00 “cold water for my fella” 🥺🥺🥺

  • @lazerdazer1353
    @lazerdazer1353 3 роки тому +2349

    I could not stop laughing when the blue girl came up, I instantly thought of how much she’d get in trouble 🤣

    • @katthenerd2227
      @katthenerd2227 3 роки тому +69

      She’s an Avatar now 😂😂😂

    • @summerhonesto9944
      @summerhonesto9944 3 роки тому +48

      She must've used Manic Panic lol. That happened to me with my blue green hair dye.
      I turned the color of my hair for awhile XD
      And I still do when I shower

    • @creepilywalksaway8207
      @creepilywalksaway8207 3 роки тому +24

      IM BLU...

    • @summerhonesto9944
      @summerhonesto9944 3 роки тому +9

      @@creepilywalksaway8207 that was me after dying my hair I went through the house singing I'm blue if I was green I would die

    • @reverrage
      @reverrage 3 роки тому +9

      I thought 'daaaaamn that's not com'n off for awhile!' & if I was her grandma is be laff'n at her! Then tell her to bleach the shower! But still RFLMAO

  • @notgreatnotterrible48years63
    @notgreatnotterrible48years63 3 роки тому +592

    “Cold water for my fella” awwwwwwwww

    • @ES11777
      @ES11777 3 роки тому +12

      It was adorable

  • @nlestrade666
    @nlestrade666 3 роки тому +1077

    Fun fact: ice cream with no flavor would be flavored like buttermilk or sweet cream, depending on what it's mixed with

    • @mel2998
      @mel2998 3 роки тому +9

      Wouldnt it taste like egg custard? But hella milky since base of icecream is creme anglais or whatever its spelled?

    • @sophiafosdick4511
      @sophiafosdick4511 3 роки тому

      I would eat that :]

    • @scrimmybingus6876
      @scrimmybingus6876 3 роки тому

      have y'all never tried profiteroles? I'm p sure the stuff in there is unflavoured. doesn't taste v good ngl

    • @draxinsklounce
      @draxinsklounce 3 роки тому +5

      .....flavorless means FLAVORLESS💀 NO FLAVOR

    • @purplexkat6303
      @purplexkat6303 3 роки тому

      So There's this magical thing called ice cream. I heard its popular in denmark that its ice *ice cream*. Mostly ice-y and snow-y texture. You can pour hot flavoured "sauce" to colour and flavour it

  • @ohheyhowyoudoin1257
    @ohheyhowyoudoin1257 2 роки тому +28

    11:45 Who's going to tell them...
    I DIED OF LAUGHTER WHEN I SAW THAT THOUGH

    • @yoboi13
      @yoboi13 3 місяці тому

      Tell me! I’ve been scrolling comments to find out! The top of the water moved, so what is it?

  • @aceg7781
    @aceg7781 3 роки тому +1040

    The dads imitation of the 2 year old saying “babe” made my day

    • @rollmeinrice
      @rollmeinrice 3 роки тому +2

      I call my babe, Babe and I've definitely accidentally called friends, coworkers, and strangers Babe. My mom's face was priceless when I told her "Babe, chill."

  • @MrSauce-pd2fr
    @MrSauce-pd2fr 3 роки тому +3336

    He's not lying, a dress with pockets is all I've ever wanted

  • @alyshay82597
    @alyshay82597 3 роки тому +1464

    “I know what ladies want. A dress... with POCKETS”
    My body is ready

  • @alexthefrogg
    @alexthefrogg 2 роки тому +46

    3:57
    as a person who has a dress with pockets (BIG POCKETS) i can confirm the authenticity of this.

    • @lizardthedragon
      @lizardthedragon 2 роки тому

      Me who doesn’t wear dresses:

    • @bruceyamada2800
      @bruceyamada2800 Рік тому

      @@lizardthedragon Then just don't reply?

    • @lizardthedragon
      @lizardthedragon Рік тому

      @@bruceyamada2800 what

    • @lizardthedragon
      @lizardthedragon Рік тому

      @@bruceyamada2800 you didn’t need to reply to that either??

    • @bruceyamada2800
      @bruceyamada2800 Рік тому

      @@lizardthedragon But they weren't talking about you do I was just telling you that you didn't have to express your opinion at this given time also idk if you know but you could have just replied to me in one comment not write "what" separately but you do you

  • @addyrodes9142
    @addyrodes9142 3 роки тому +2748

    My take away is that I will be changing my name to Ben

    • @spoons7759
      @spoons7759 3 роки тому +113

      Welcome to the abengers

    • @squidge5460
      @squidge5460 3 роки тому +45

      My name is ben

    • @spoons7759
      @spoons7759 3 роки тому +37

      @@squidge5460 welcome Ben

    • @daisyisnotreal
      @daisyisnotreal 3 роки тому +12

      well I wanted to change my name anyway

    • @benmuirhead4229
      @benmuirhead4229 3 роки тому +10

      Welcome. Let’s perform the ritual

  • @denkikaminari7179
    @denkikaminari7179 3 роки тому +614

    It’s adorable how the raccoon grabbed that girls hand when they got scared 🥺

  • @NigelThornbery
    @NigelThornbery 3 роки тому +995

    That poor goldfish has been living off of corn from peoples turds for years.

  • @blovki417
    @blovki417 Рік тому +17

    2:40 the answer is milk or cream. sounds stupid but ice cream is frozen cream

  • @WolfRawrrr
    @WolfRawrrr 3 роки тому +13342

    Guy dressed like a kinky cowgirl: "I make more money than my dad"
    Me: "I believe that"

    • @metalvideos1961
      @metalvideos1961 3 роки тому +470

      He does he Is an overwatch streamer believe he was pro at some point also

    • @zlomenina
      @zlomenina 3 роки тому +41

      thats a girl lol

    • @xoxgamer1018
      @xoxgamer1018 3 роки тому +112

      @@urimsuh no one asked

    • @zain-hu6kx
      @zain-hu6kx 3 роки тому +246

      ok but like the thumbnail + title honestly made me feel like the person uploading this thinks crossdressing is weird/strange idk

    • @pinkpeachblossom
      @pinkpeachblossom 3 роки тому +23

      @@urimsuh yes and no one asked for it

  • @allosaurus1mix
    @allosaurus1mix 3 роки тому +719

    Raccoon said “hold me I’m frightened 🥺” my heart I-

  • @KKISCRAZYFUL
    @KKISCRAZYFUL 3 роки тому +610

    For anyone wondering, ice cream base or sweet cream is the flavor of plain ice cream.

    • @snakewithapen5489
      @snakewithapen5489 3 роки тому +38

      yeh i figured it would just taste like milk or whipped cream lol

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 3 роки тому +13

      Im like, bruh did no one tell you ice cream is made out MF cream?! I get its supposed to be a joke but it just makes him look dumber than a brick

    • @jakwolfe3025
      @jakwolfe3025 3 роки тому

      Ok but what does that taste like

    • @KKISCRAZYFUL
      @KKISCRAZYFUL 3 роки тому

      @@jakwolfe3025 it tastes like milk if you added sugar. It's not bad at all, it just leaves something to be desired.

    • @KKISCRAZYFUL
      @KKISCRAZYFUL 3 роки тому +1

      @@bobrossjr.6078 only if you're making frozen yogurt though

  • @dragcraftmaster7
    @dragcraftmaster7 2 роки тому +9

    10:05 that’s so wholesome

  • @citrus_sarcasm4058
    @citrus_sarcasm4058 3 роки тому +471

    WHEN SHE FLIPPED THE GRILLED CHEESE MY LEFT KIDNEY PUNCTURED

    • @marquisharris8539
      @marquisharris8539 3 роки тому +17

      She said "Im done" LMAO

    • @sleepykittyMMD
      @sleepykittyMMD 3 роки тому +9

      i just use grill tongues to flip grilled cheese. but tbh imma try that the next time i make one

    • @violetpuddins
      @violetpuddins 3 роки тому +6

      That’s a nice frying pan tho
      I love the color

  • @kiippiee3928
    @kiippiee3928 3 роки тому +725

    "I guess I'm too tough to cry"
    *Hotdog gets run over*
    *Me replaying and over and over again laughing my butt off*

  • @paulakaji
    @paulakaji 3 роки тому +605

    9:24:
    “40 pcs of spicy chicken nuggets for 15.99”
    “... and two large fries”
    tHE WAY HE SAID IT OMAGAH

    • @phlox238
      @phlox238 3 роки тому +21

      bro he sounds like kermit

  • @Hamhockss
    @Hamhockss 2 роки тому +7

    The girl that asked for pickles on her sandwich caught me off guard 🤣

  • @jakubosmic5984
    @jakubosmic5984 3 роки тому +676

    "Why didn't you go to the bathroom when it was lunch? "
    Bathroom at lunch: 2:23

    • @reverenddixie6890
      @reverenddixie6890 3 роки тому +15

      IMAOOO

    • @urmomsrightpinkytoe3400
      @urmomsrightpinkytoe3400 3 роки тому +8

      😂😂😂

    • @appleg1987
      @appleg1987 3 роки тому +1

      All the girls were mad loud like
      "OMG JESSICA THERES A FCKIN SPIDER HERE BITCH I DONT WANNA BE SPIDER GIRL SJSAASSSSSAAAAAA"
      Then most of the girls ran out while im paniking while takin a sht in one of the lucky clean stalls

  • @justagirlobsessedwithfando9936
    @justagirlobsessedwithfando9936 3 роки тому +547

    To the girl In the tik tok who had to search up what Y/N meant because she kept writing it as her name *reader fanfics have ruined us all*

    • @dolondasgupta2350
      @dolondasgupta2350 3 роки тому +9

      yup lol😂

    • @atlas3896
      @atlas3896 3 роки тому +8

      Yes 👍

    • @aloistrancy.
      @aloistrancy. 3 роки тому +26

      I hated those with a passion, I'd be looking up a good gay fan fic and I would accidentally click a + reader one and get so pissed off. Do you really think I want to even be pretending a man is touching me?

    • @atlas3896
      @atlas3896 3 роки тому +7

      @@aloistrancy. I hate those types but some are actually alright

    • @Mddy_water
      @Mddy_water 3 роки тому +17

      I was like.. she doesn’t know what y/n means? And then when she showed the deffinition I was like oh.. wait

  • @squid5097
    @squid5097 3 роки тому +3122

    “What is it without the vanilla?! 😡😤”
    Milk. It’s milk my guy. Milk.
    Edit: for the people who keep replying sweet cream/cream, that’s still made out of milk. So catch me outside so I can throw these hands.

    • @KitanaFaye
      @KitanaFaye 3 роки тому +7

      Ahaha 😂

    • @assortedfruit904
      @assortedfruit904 3 роки тому +79

      I think its Cream and sugar

    • @Skylon2311
      @Skylon2311 3 роки тому +14

      It deepens ice cream is with milk and ice is with water

    • @zaqieyayusup6293
      @zaqieyayusup6293 3 роки тому +5

      Wait I thought it's just Ice

    • @sibelkislali7883
      @sibelkislali7883 3 роки тому +16

      turkish ice cream doesn't have vanilla, its just called "sade" which means plain... and its a lot better than vanilla

  • @whokilledangel
    @whokilledangel 2 роки тому +4

    3:34 don’t knock it til you try it, mustard with popcorn is so good 🥴

    • @lkf8799
      @lkf8799 3 місяці тому

      Oooh. I thought it was egg salad 😂

    • @jameswilder581
      @jameswilder581 Місяць тому

      What universe are you from

  • @blue-tf4hx
    @blue-tf4hx 3 роки тому +591

    "ima gine" LMFAOAOAO😭

  • @loverofmyths
    @loverofmyths 3 роки тому +263

    That story about that 2 yo calling her parents babe is pretty fucking hilarious

  • @error_4004
    @error_4004 3 роки тому +285

    Girl really said, “CrOisANT.” 💀 That made me laugh too much along with her passive aggressive apology.

    • @Lily-gz3ip
      @Lily-gz3ip 3 роки тому +7

      you made me drop my croSSAnT

    • @claratheperson8805
      @claratheperson8805 3 роки тому +14

      “I don’t have a std from harvard”

    • @apollineboye4806
      @apollineboye4806 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah but that's not even how it has to be pronounced in french because the final t is silent (and by the way i personally do not care at all how people say the world but as a french speaker it's always a little wierd to hear it that way)

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 2 роки тому

      @@apollineboye4806 i believe everyone knows how croissant is actually pronounced, unless they're around 5 years old.

  • @everyoneknowsitsbutters8071
    @everyoneknowsitsbutters8071 2 роки тому +3

    0:33
    “What else could she really want?” A clean house.

  • @lanawalker441
    @lanawalker441 3 роки тому +1293

    “The only thing he built like is a nerf foot ball” BAHAHAHA

  • @c_elestion
    @c_elestion 3 роки тому +670

    “how I get ladies? I know what woman want, a dress with pockets”
    that’s actually true
    just got shorts with pockets 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

    • @plut0_blu3
      @plut0_blu3 3 роки тому +21

      So true. When I find a dress or skirt with pockets, it's the highlight of my day

    • @c_elestion
      @c_elestion 3 роки тому +2

      @@plut0_blu3 yup

    • @skylarjaxx2399
      @skylarjaxx2399 3 роки тому +2

      @@plut0_blu3 it's like a visit to heaven.

    • @marzipanmango
      @marzipanmango 3 роки тому

      When I found a dress on Amazon with pockets I bought 3 more of them in different colours 😔

    • @plut0_blu3
      @plut0_blu3 3 роки тому

      @@marzipanmango lucky, I'm jealous

  • @tiano6862
    @tiano6862 3 роки тому +162

    Those fish said “Act natural 🐠”

  • @Somebodo
    @Somebodo 2 роки тому +17

    5:30 lol all the time

  • @jackrozzgraham875
    @jackrozzgraham875 3 роки тому +567

    Girl: "Me and Dylan got a frog!"
    The frog: "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

    • @dylanalarcon2682
      @dylanalarcon2682 3 роки тому +4

      It's true i was there

    • @georgesambilay23
      @georgesambilay23 3 роки тому +2

      BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @Chillfeild431
      @Chillfeild431 3 роки тому +3

      *The frog needs help from those criminals.*

    • @h1ra3th_
      @h1ra3th_ 3 роки тому

      Draco :>

    • @ellawheeles8900
      @ellawheeles8900 3 роки тому +3

      it’s actually quite common for frogs to scream. it usually means that they are uncomfortable or stressed. me and my sister have been looking into getting pet frogs for about 2 months now and that’s a very common concern.

  • @SuperGirl-nc2xb
    @SuperGirl-nc2xb 3 роки тому +660

    Nothing cuter than a deep voiced tatted black dude giving cold water to his little fella chihuahua in a sweater 😂😂😂❤️

  • @theysaydamn
    @theysaydamn 3 роки тому +515

    *Teacher standing on table, exuding pure chaotic energy * “I’m standing up here because we have a lot to do”

    • @angie282
      @angie282 3 роки тому +9

      @Gina Brooks she seems VERY fun i would die

  • @alonely_corncob6316
    @alonely_corncob6316 2 роки тому +9

    Okay but like nobody is talking about 8:15 its literally me xD

  • @moondoggie7478
    @moondoggie7478 3 роки тому +1599

    "I am currently dressed for work.. and I make more than my dad.."

    • @glitterglozz5054
      @glitterglozz5054 3 роки тому +104

      Im still wondering what he does. Prolly only fans

    • @MonstroVids
      @MonstroVids  3 роки тому +159

      We Stan queen 👑 🐄

    • @angel_stark_art8348
      @angel_stark_art8348 3 роки тому +160

      @@glitterglozz5054 I follow him on tiktok, he's a drag queen actually! but he does do only fans on the side, i think, so you ain't wrong lol

    • @jonnupe1645
      @jonnupe1645 3 роки тому +29

      Well that answers that. I was confused at first, I was thinking he worked at a strip club or something, Idk lol

    • @darkplague1654
      @darkplague1654 3 роки тому +4

      @@angel_stark_art8348 name

  • @buhagsigwasan2259
    @buhagsigwasan2259 3 роки тому +602

    I'm genuinely wondering why the fishes are frozen

    • @sleepykittyMMD
      @sleepykittyMMD 3 роки тому +79

      probably a glitch in the matrix, or maybe the tank is actually a flat screen TV and it just froze.

    • @CavegirlMelanieHobby
      @CavegirlMelanieHobby 3 роки тому +29

      Yes! That one's disturbing me!

    • @Jyudee
      @Jyudee 3 роки тому +40

      It’s probably an exhibit. Just fake fish.

    • @Monicat03
      @Monicat03 3 роки тому +7

      Hello brother

    • @maddiewhatever441
      @maddiewhatever441 3 роки тому +8

      @@Jyudee I think it's bass pro, which usually always has real fish. Either it is fake now, or the possibility of the. Being frozen in Texas is real lmao

  • @urlocalcrackie7368
    @urlocalcrackie7368 2 роки тому +3

    12:03 who ever did that earns my respect

  • @InjectV3nom69-666
    @InjectV3nom69-666 3 роки тому +599

    "No matter how cold it is outside, don't matter if there's snow outside, there's either a Matthew, a Logan, or a Luke outside wearing shorts. "
    Me, a Matthew: *wears shorts* oh.

    • @noodle2932
      @noodle2932 3 роки тому +4

      Lmao, underrated comment

    • @katsukibakugo9536
      @katsukibakugo9536 3 роки тому +2

      My brother is one of them but his name is rlly rare so

    • @mrdigbears5675
      @mrdigbears5675 3 роки тому +1

      I wear shorts but it’s a another name

    • @SillySpiderWeb
      @SillySpiderWeb 3 роки тому +3

      Me, a person with a old lady name that does by she/they, and doesn’t give a shit if it’s bellow 0 outside.. I see this as an absolute win

    • @gonk9204
      @gonk9204 3 роки тому +1

      I am a Frank also representing the idiot shorts gang

  • @skibiditoiletxd7
    @skibiditoiletxd7 3 роки тому +202

    “i don’t have an std- sorry phd from Harvard”
    IM DYING LMAO 💀💀💀

    • @skibiditoiletxd7
      @skibiditoiletxd7 3 роки тому +1

      @@deadwingg do you not know what an std is? don’t look it up if you don’t know

  • @doosca2279
    @doosca2279 3 роки тому +916

    “I dont have a S T D- PHD from Harvard”

    • @adonaiyah2196
      @adonaiyah2196 3 роки тому +6

      True

    • @aaroshzulfi_
      @aaroshzulfi_ 3 роки тому +5

      u got the same pfp as me i thought that was me who commented

    • @s.winter7455
      @s.winter7455 3 роки тому +3

      @@aaroshzulfi_ I've never seen this before on yt holy shit hahah

  • @piperhfj
    @piperhfj Місяць тому

    0:42 the jar of pickles being clean and pristine set me off

  • @RealBradMiller
    @RealBradMiller 3 роки тому +131

    00:45 That girl is crazy for leaving him. Plenty of counter space, double sink, some people just make no sense....
    o.O

  • @samikshaa8308
    @samikshaa8308 3 роки тому +197

    That racoon went like "Brenda hold my hand for a sec".

  • @MayaTheOwl
    @MayaTheOwl 3 роки тому +472

    the young teacher one makes me so angry, like let her do her damn job but at the same time the other teachers are doing theres so its just

    • @user-om2dg5dl9p
      @user-om2dg5dl9p 3 роки тому +2

      timestamp?

    • @delainey_133
      @delainey_133 3 роки тому +7

      7:53👆

    • @amanihill4509
      @amanihill4509 3 роки тому +2

      @@user-om2dg5dl9p 7:53

    • @soulstice18
      @soulstice18 3 роки тому +49

      The thing that makes me angry is the fact that high schools tell their students to be adults while treating them like children.

    • @user-om2dg5dl9p
      @user-om2dg5dl9p 3 роки тому

      @@delainey_133 thank you!

  • @jw776
    @jw776 3 роки тому +307

    Mom:"go hang out with the neighbor's kid"
    The neighbor's kid: 2:22

  • @moerudragon
    @moerudragon 3 роки тому +727

    how did that girl DYE HER ENTIRE BODY BLUE WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS

    • @denikrmr
      @denikrmr 3 роки тому +10

      I KNOW THAT WAS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS!!!

    • @Hochkarriert31
      @Hochkarriert31 3 роки тому +30

      LIKE I HAVE BLUE HAIR AND I KNOW THE PAIN OF A BLUE SHOWER AND SEMI BLUE HANDS AFTER WASHING OFF THE DYE BUT HOWWWWWWWWW IN THE WORLD

    • @beezle.
      @beezle. 3 роки тому +15

      The dye from her hair drained onto her body while she was washing her hair

    • @Hochkarriert31
      @Hochkarriert31 3 роки тому +4

      no shit what. Did not expect that to happen when u are standing under a shower. While products and water wash down your body.
      Nice try to explain the obvious.

    • @Hochkarriert31
      @Hochkarriert31 3 роки тому +5

      @Kageyama’s Milk oh god it was sarcasm my boi.
      I have blue hair myself. The dye will soak into your hands and eventually your neck when u wash it out. But that's the point that no one understands why her while body looks like a blueberry.
      Calm down.

  • @Beatlemania202
    @Beatlemania202 3 роки тому +526

    In 2020 there will be flying cars and humans will be more advanced
    Humans in 2020: 2:22

  • @crackheadadventures
    @crackheadadventures Рік тому +1

    YES A COOPER CAMEO
    loved the whole vid

  • @eyramski2846
    @eyramski2846 3 роки тому +521

    The right pronunciation is the one in "Stahp, I could've dropped my CROISSANT" 🇨🇵

    • @artificialgoodness
      @artificialgoodness 3 роки тому

      @Isabella Dodd It's a reference to an old vine

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 3 роки тому +1

      Thats such a great vine. None of these videos are as funny as even mediocre vines. Idk why

    • @kriscounts3355
      @kriscounts3355 3 роки тому +2

      Also acceptable; "Are you gonna eat that khwahsant?"

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 3 роки тому +1

      @@kriscounts3355 Ah Carl

  • @nothingjustlikethat8702
    @nothingjustlikethat8702 3 роки тому +288

    " Are there bridges where you live?"
    " I don't live"
    " Okay"

  • @sadturn1740
    @sadturn1740 3 роки тому +419

    “I didn’t get a std - sorry phd from Harvard -“
    Clearly😂😂

  • @Duckyflippers
    @Duckyflippers 2 місяці тому +2

    2:52 THE WAYS IN WHICH YOU TALK TO ME SUGRURU HAD ME WISHING I WAS GONE SATORU

  • @mianhavarela9184
    @mianhavarela9184 3 роки тому +564

    That girl: “IM BLUE-“
    Me: “da ba dee da ba daa”

    • @st4rzz_nico
      @st4rzz_nico 3 роки тому +3

      Dabadeedabadie

    • @nadineh7072
      @nadineh7072 3 роки тому +2

      NO SHE REJECT HUMAN
      EVOLVE TI SMURF

  • @-Kokushibo--yj1nb
    @-Kokushibo--yj1nb 3 роки тому +126

    “You spilt the cup in half!”
    “You angry boi!”😂🤣🤣

  • @kohunji9267
    @kohunji9267 3 роки тому +179

    4:37 I need those sunglasses for no valid reason.

    • @haha5368
      @haha5368 3 роки тому +11

      Garnet from Steven universe vibes

    • @kenecanicholas2707
      @kenecanicholas2707 3 роки тому +2

      @Tania A amara that looks like something she might wear

    • @nefelibata636
      @nefelibata636 3 роки тому +2

      to protect your third eye!

  • @Its_Noah1104
    @Its_Noah1104 8 місяців тому +6

    4:32 Mmm....
    SPLASH

  • @jahzing_itup7270
    @jahzing_itup7270 3 роки тому +269

    "My sincerest apologies to the France president"
    I am unable to can-

  • @Ninikyu95
    @Ninikyu95 3 роки тому +180

    The raccoon grabbed her hand for comfort, I'm done. 😂

  • @_feli3283
    @_feli3283 3 роки тому +178

    The fish one made me so uncomfortable I’d cry if I was there

    • @tabea9691
      @tabea9691 3 роки тому +3

      Right?
      But what happened-

  • @susanbrennan5511
    @susanbrennan5511 7 місяців тому +1

    Yes. A dress with pockets is amazing.

  • @rinokumura4914
    @rinokumura4914 3 роки тому +810

    “I have a very fucking weird job” “ I am currently dressed for work and make more money than my dad”

    • @MissSChoon
      @MissSChoon 3 роки тому +13

      Bokuto- san out of all places I find you here, lmao XD

    • @jadejunnie3285
      @jadejunnie3285 3 роки тому +22

      Question is what does he do I'm lost👀

    • @charliemcfadden5882
      @charliemcfadden5882 3 роки тому +20

      Or he works at a very strangely themed restaurant

    • @xkeirarodgers
      @xkeirarodgers 3 роки тому +4

      Hello Bokuto-san 😊

    • @MissSChoon
      @MissSChoon 3 роки тому +4

      @@xkeirarodgers Lol he got caught

  • @gadeliart1458
    @gadeliart1458 3 роки тому +195

    these tiktoks has the vine energy and I’m living for it

  • @slowkugaming4945
    @slowkugaming4945 3 роки тому +89

    5:40 that's common and not just at Target. It's to allow workers to watch the floor when on breaks and also a form of loss prevention. Also almost all the time the bosses office is set up like this so they can monitor workers.

  • @Tehya1029
    @Tehya1029 2 роки тому +7

    0:06
    I have the fish book

  • @BagelCat99
    @BagelCat99 3 роки тому +131

    0:24 "I don't have an STD from Harvard-" gets me every single time

    • @jordinsiemens4314
      @jordinsiemens4314 2 місяці тому

      I think she's dyslexic or something 😅😅😅

  • @estelaprado1683
    @estelaprado1683 3 роки тому +188

    * me and my wattpad problem/addiction *
    8:24

  • @TheMagnificentSarah
    @TheMagnificentSarah 3 роки тому +234

    I didn't want him to be right but damn, a dress with pockets... he cracked the code 😂

    • @ninijr30
      @ninijr30 3 роки тому +1

      He be lookin like jype-

    • @ssneakywolfgamerlife9379
      @ssneakywolfgamerlife9379 3 роки тому +1

      @@ninijr30 nooooo not jaywhypeeeee!!!

    • @nikoleta.
      @nikoleta. 3 роки тому

      @@ninijr30 how can he look like a whole agency?do you Jay why pee him self?

    • @ninijr30
      @ninijr30 3 роки тому

      @@nikoleta. i-
      U get the joke yet-
      We address him as jay why pee oppar here 😂😃

    • @Ratqueen4life
      @Ratqueen4life 3 роки тому +1

      @@ninijr30 LMAO😭😭

  • @Th4tStr4yK1ttyC4t
    @Th4tStr4yK1ttyC4t Місяць тому

    7:53 bro those other teachers suck- the first "WHERE'S YOUR HALL PASS?" was so aggressive. I wish the young teacher luck 😭

  • @nandimoozle703
    @nandimoozle703 3 роки тому +301

    “Only thing he built like is a nerf football”
    that fucking killed me
    Also vanilla icecream without vanilla is just sweet cream that’s been frozen 🤓

    • @sin3358
      @sin3358 2 роки тому

      I was thinking about it and thought "won't it just taste like...milk?"

  • @dude8130
    @dude8130 3 роки тому +173

    6:19
    “I would like that though”
    “What the FUUUUUCK”
    Had me wheezing lmaooo

    • @JuiceIVStat
      @JuiceIVStat 3 роки тому +4

      😂💀

    • @Meeerp_105
      @Meeerp_105 3 роки тому +3

      My brain:
      Ok why are you sitting here and doing nothing when there could be a WHOLE group of people with guns outside your room and they start firing. WTH ARE U GONNA DOOOOOO!

  • @megana.3979
    @megana.3979 3 роки тому +128

    Nobody gonna mention “where’s your hall pass?” “I work here” lmao

    • @flaminghotcheetos9443
      @flaminghotcheetos9443 3 роки тому +6

      Ikr- she seems so done with them

    • @spongedana4794
      @spongedana4794 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😀😀😂😂😂😀😂😂😂😂😂😀😀😂

  • @finnoliver655
    @finnoliver655 Рік тому +1

    6:03 i relate to this so much it literally hurts

  • @janemae1287
    @janemae1287 3 роки тому +444

    SO WHY TF WE NOT GONNA TALK ABT THE GIRL WHO DIED HER HAIR BLUE

    • @Nireni
      @Nireni 3 роки тому +53

      I'm trying to figure out HOW did she get herself that blue, like what brand does that?! In the many years of dying my hair all sorts of colors myself I've never had a dye stain bad unless it was old and never THAT bad.

    • @janemae1287
      @janemae1287 3 роки тому +2

      @@Nireni sAME OMGJSKD

    • @ceekay3143
      @ceekay3143 3 роки тому +25

      I have never managed to dye my head/face/body/shower THAT bad whilst using hair dye, but I did have one attempt where it got Pretty Bad. I even managed to dye my pillow case after my hair had been washed thoroughly. It was a dark purple hair dye that I stopped using because I couldn't trust myself to not dye all the things any more.

    • @eev14
      @eev14 3 роки тому +17

      WAS THAT INDUSTRIAL PAINT OR SOMETHING?! What in the world?!

    • @janemae1287
      @janemae1287 3 роки тому +1

      @@eev14LMAOOO

  • @fiskesovs936
    @fiskesovs936 3 роки тому +127

    5:59 THE WAY SHE JUST PETTED HIM- 💀🤚 I CANT-

  • @logancrawford6784
    @logancrawford6784 3 роки тому +145

    3:48 are we just gonna ignore how she has a daddy and a dad saved as 2 different contacts

    • @gracearmstrong7495
      @gracearmstrong7495 3 роки тому +10

      Maybe a step-dad

    • @23rasco
      @23rasco 3 роки тому +27

      @@gracearmstrong7495 you too young

    • @megantrantham4066
      @megantrantham4066 3 роки тому +11

      She doesn't that's just a call log its the same person

    • @maydlibbs
      @maydlibbs 3 роки тому +1

      @@megantrantham4066 no there are 2 different people 1 named dad and 1 named daddy

    • @tamakisimp2
      @tamakisimp2 3 роки тому +1

      @@maydlibbs no that's the calling log the person is right

  • @berkleyystewartt
    @berkleyystewartt 2 роки тому +1

    3:21 he said what we all needed to hear 😌

  • @mrsnamjoon8606
    @mrsnamjoon8606 3 роки тому +145

    WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE LADY FLIPPING THAT GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH VIDEO🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mrsnamjoon8606
      @mrsnamjoon8606 3 роки тому

      @@umeinui💀💀🤣

    • @Terri_MacKay
      @Terri_MacKay 3 роки тому +3

      I didn't realize that flipping a grilled cheese sandwich was actually a problem that some people had. 😂

    • @mrsnamjoon8606
      @mrsnamjoon8606 3 роки тому +1

      @@Terri_MacKay BRO IKR🤣🤧

    • @yourfatboy5359
      @yourfatboy5359 3 роки тому

      :| *flips sandwich*

    • @mrsnamjoon8606
      @mrsnamjoon8606 3 роки тому

      @@yourfatboy5359 (・・?)

  • @ohno-wi1vb
    @ohno-wi1vb 3 роки тому +159

    no ones going to talk about the lego hand guy?? im literally crying

  • @ebubekirkaya4377
    @ebubekirkaya4377 3 роки тому +84

    4:04 I dunno why but this grandpa really made me smile

  • @bamlam7801
    @bamlam7801 2 роки тому +1

    the irony about the rainbow fish book being about the fish giving away all its pretty scales so everyone else in the community could have one

  • @Void_Kone
    @Void_Kone 3 роки тому +52

    7:53 Maybe they wouldn’t be telling her to go to class if she wasn’t on TikTok all day xD

    • @fragranceman4101
      @fragranceman4101 Рік тому +10

      Or if she wore an ID card 🙄 she’s just attention seeking