The chewing on soft food and biting into something hard is too real. Stopped being able to eat salmon after getting a bone in my mouth ONCE. Never again.
Dude, I know that bones are awful, but what did you expect? If you eat salmon you have to remove the bones (unless you ate sashimi at a japanese restaurant, which in that case I completely get you)
0:28 was me a few years ago when I bit into my sausage and rice and crunched on something, freaked the fuck out, and spit out broken glass. Haven't been able to eat sausage since.
@@olaczyk miraculously I didn't get injured!!! I rinsed my mouth out hardcore and had to pick little pieces of glass out of my teeth but it didn't cut me, only scared me to death of bratwurst
Indeed, finding a hard item when you're eating something soft, with a predetermined texture, is a psychological horror show all within a moment. It produces only the most visceral response, as is appropriate.
11:13 NOOO PLEASE THIS IS LITERALLY MY THERAPIST LMAOOOO i told her my mom tried to end herself like a week before and she went “oh. why?” LMAOOOOOO SHE MUST BE SO USED TO THIS SH1T
05:25 I work fast food and this guy, every single day comes through the drive through and says he wants "a million dollars and a getaway car" without fail. Like, sure maybe it's kind of funny the first time, but it's been a year, you can stop now.
They're normal sized toes, just the amount of fat and probably lymphoedema has made the foot and leg so swollen and massive that the toes look small in comparison
The note book one is literally the definition of "sure you can copy my homework as long as you can read my handwriting"
Hotdog????
The chewing on soft food and biting into something hard is too real. Stopped being able to eat salmon after getting a bone in my mouth ONCE. Never again.
I swallowed part of a chicken bone when eating chicken and waffles
I once found a whole load of Salmon vertebrae in my dinner, 🤢
BUT SCALES💀💀
yee bro, we bought pulled pork for a BBQ and I bit down on a TOOTH BRUH
that shit freaked me tf out
Dude, I know that bones are awful, but what did you expect? If you eat salmon you have to remove the bones (unless you ate sashimi at a japanese restaurant, which in that case I completely get you)
5:31 he's so beautiful wth
Yes, it's _pretty_ confusing.
@@schattenprinz lmao
Genuinely worried that i secretly have straight men in drag kink.. hes so secure in himself its such a turn on 😅
@@kkibela The way we did not need to know that sis, but go off ig.🤣
I watched this video before but came here to see him again. Currently replying to his part again and again. I need help
0:28 was me a few years ago when I bit into my sausage and rice and crunched on something, freaked the fuck out, and spit out broken glass. Haven't been able to eat sausage since.
dw i’ll feed u some sausage 😈
@@flamyy985 not if there's going to be broken glass in it
@@brokengirlsrus plz
@@olaczyk miraculously I didn't get injured!!! I rinsed my mouth out hardcore and had to pick little pieces of glass out of my teeth but it didn't cut me, only scared me to death of bratwurst
@melora♡!🦋 oh I'm aware they're being gross lol
5:33 true bi panic
10:09 I’ve never realized before that dude looks like a straight James Charles
I can’t unsee straight James Charles now😭😭💀
6:22 the cat loaf tho
That Jamee Lee Curtis one cracked me right the fuck up. I did a full Edna Krabapple "HAH!"
6:14 this would be way more funny if the guy had a wallet or something in his pocket
Yeah I thought she was about to steal his wallet
What if he had another foot. ... 🤔
@@ibcheel9021 in...his pocket? 🧐
@@pretzelcoatluscastrocoatlu7351 you read that correctly. Would the two feet interlace toes like when holding someone's hand?
@@pretzelcoatluscastrocoatlu7351 But really I'm just making jokes. Hope you laughed at the weirdness of it all... 😅
Soooo... we are all going to be trying to catch live things in pokeballs now, right?
Sure why not, btw I ruined your 69 likes
@Tristan Elliott Schrodinger's Pokeball
That one with the gas prices fucking killed me. I can't with that guy 😂😭
Indeed, finding a hard item when you're eating something soft, with a predetermined texture, is a psychological horror show all within a moment. It produces only the most visceral response, as is appropriate.
0:13 laminar flow, that's what happened. My favourite type of flow
So nice and ordered unlike its brother....turbulent flow...
Cool except he’s got a huge internal problem if his oil is coming out looking like that
@@newspaperlightbulb ngl chief that's probably why he's taking a look at it
5:39 it's giving Pink Sauce
7:24 This TikTok makes me wheeze- the strained groan at the end just puts the cherry on top
thank you for posting on my birthday :D your content never fails to make me laugh
Happy Birthday :D
Happy birthday bestie :D Hope you're having a good one!
Happy Birthday!!!! Mine's on Friday. I hope you have a great birthdayy!!!
Happy Birthday!!
Happy birthday-.
8:50 brought back some memories I didn't want to return to.
3:41 gohan just makin friends with the dinosaurs 🦕 right, when he gets a notification from his half absent father😀
11:13 NOOO PLEASE THIS IS LITERALLY MY THERAPIST LMAOOOO i told her my mom tried to end herself like a week before and she went “oh. why?” LMAOOOOOO SHE MUST BE SO USED TO THIS SH1T
“Is that a dookie?”
0:49
3:39 caught me off guard-
6:09 Hahahahah! Didn’t expect that!
7:01 I'm fucking CRYINGGG omg why does she look like that old lady from SpongeBob 😭😭😭
5:33 shawty kinda bad tho
The Pokemon spider catching had me cackling!
*THE FORBIDDEN C H O C C Y M I L K*
Xd
4:00 my mans was in a fever dream
I mean, look like Jamie Lee Curtis to me
2:17 I've loved this 😂
3:47 is so relatable 😭
That Jesus one was too good 😂
0:59 so cute!!!
4:11 BRO LIKE WHY DID A BOY AT MY SCHOOL BE WERING THIS 😭😭😭😭😭😭
1:37 “I feel like the world is getting less real everyday”
fr
2:29 had me Fr Fr
3:41 Whatever I was expecting it was *NOT* that 😭
4:02 how da fawk my man manage to do that 💀
2:48 that describes my dad perfectly
2:52 As a Giants fan, I approve of this
I saw the thumbnail and immediately went: nah dude's built like an overfilled Capri sun
0:11 the "uumm" got me
9:58 this was how I just found out they sell chicken and pancakes / waffles ON THE SAME PLATE at ihop...as a european I am terrified
Baby, chicken and waffles is an American cuisine item
7:41 that was kinda sweet
1:30 is just Gabbie Hannah "acting different."
3:24 me going to work every morning
5:29 Dude is so pretty
Um- eH I sTill liKe it
Why does Forest Hill School look like a literal mausoleum? 10:35
10:58 were funny for a reason
2:02 he made his own chalk
One for the diabetics:
“Dairy? That’s not how you spell insulin”
2:47 LMAOOOO ME FR BUT WITH MY MATH HOMEWORK I SWEARRRRR
I hate to break it to you guys but the Minecraft Eggo is not any blockier than the regular ones.
Nooooooo
0:30 WAIT a minute these are the same guys that vacuumed up a whole KFC bucket full of koolaid too. Knew I recognized them
0:34 killed me I'm literally dead
Welp,Got nothing better to do.
1:07 😂💀
"This gotta be lemonade strawberry like whaa" 😭😭
I just picture millie taking that foot now 😖
yo I say "tehe" in the most high pitched voice out of nowhere sometimes
5:30 is hilarious but Did It On Em playing in the background makes it even funnier 😭🦄
9:51 🤣🤣🤣
I'll love you forever if u post 2 videos a day 🥺🙏🏻🤗
10:58 just why do they have the most f1cking trauma😭
6:36 “go ahead and log off for me, sweety”
The egg carton drop made me cough my bong
'Tee-hee' is right out, and 'titter' is all the rage.
Havent see it yet but WHAT THE HELL IS THAT FOOT
0:23 xD
Are we not gonna talk about the used paper towels😭
My sister is currently explaining all the mrbeast lore to my aunt
The video became king.😘
This video has got me crying 😂😭
05:25 I work fast food and this guy, every single day comes through the drive through and says he wants "a million dollars and a getaway car" without fail. Like, sure maybe it's kind of funny the first time, but it's been a year, you can stop now.
1:24 Is that the car of Doug Dimmsdale, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
7:00 Bucciarrati ahh fit
It’s the last one for meeeeee
If you got chocolate milk in your engine go see a technician
7:22 is she singing suicideboys?????😭😭😭
When it's said pov your doing math homework with ur dad
All i could think of is i can't relate
That notebook felt wrong (??)
3:13 depression beef wellington
PLEASE THE FIRST ONE
5:48 who is this and where do i find them? I need to save this video and send it to everyone that i thought of
0:21 normal its a focus of a certain point in flow to where liquid looks frozen and is most common when coming for slit balloons
What did you just say?
5:35 they friend really used a tiktok to confess , damn.
10:15 saving this for me
What is the forbidden choccy milk?? Is your vehicle ok is that normal?? Idk I don't have a car
I believe that's oil and it needs to be changed ever so often, or else it would be gunky...
> I'm not an expert on cars, so there's that...
We can tell you don’t have a car
that girl went like 👁__👁
Okay but the Jamie lee Curtis drawing- I thought that was supposed to be someone from family guy- 💀💀💀
11:04 my reminder
Who else click on this video because of the giant foot 🦶 with small toes 🙋🏾♀️
🤨
I wanted to learn some context on what happened but all he did was have a conversation with himself
@@afro-sisco9751 Is lymphedema 99%
They're normal sized toes, just the amount of fat and probably lymphoedema has made the foot and leg so swollen and massive that the toes look small in comparison
The music at 3:20 is so frustratingly familiar. Does anyone know what it's from? My guess is Rurouni Kenshin
I think its naruto
Naruto
Can someone link the wall studs one? I can’t find it but this is my favourite thing
3:52 pretty sure that wasn’t what Pitbull sang
I know y'all saw that transition at 9:16
don't forget ur instrument
you'll get yelled at
Thank you for the reminder
pretty cool
POV: you see laminar flow for the first time and almost completely shut down
Monstro once was funny
Fr
I’ve seen half of these videos in the last random video of theirs I watched
Why is nobody talking about the foot?! Why tf is it like that?! Why?! What is happening?!
Lymphodema
Dairy? That's a weird way to spell Insulin penthouse...
Only like 2 people will get this
Not insulin, but a medical injection for me. It also houses sauce packets :D
3:15 I saw it and guessed it first try. That is a school Stromboli that you get for lunch it some parts of America. I’m being dead ass
7:30 me when my dog eats something and idk wtf it is
6:10 🤣