I'm not sure I quite get that part like......I kinda think the spider legs are cool.......like why do the spider legs suddenly make the design stupid??????
ua-cam.com/video/GJSEtXY9HYY/v-deo.html or ua-cam.com/video/_dhOa8kPiYs/v-deo.html There's no bad choice for all of you (even if one of these is french)
Godzilla Fanboy it was my introduction to the alien series because my parents wouldn’t let me watch the others yet and I thought it was pretty cool. Plot was meh but action scenes were awesome though pale in comparison to aliens. I still have to watch predator and alien (1979) but yeah not too bad. (Odd marketing campaign)
Man bolt, you've REALLY lost your edge...The twist ending was so GENIUS! Seeing that it was just 'some guy' really brings implications to what was in the basement all along. The new Chekhov's Gun-no, that Dude's Basement as it should be called now. That guy knew what was going on, he was in on things with the Hunter this whole time! But since Hunter lost both his partner and the aliens, there was no more point for him to continue fighting.
"What's in the basement?" Same thing that was in the basement in Attack on Titan...just with significantly less plot impact or general importance Edit: I REALLY need to proofread before I hit send
9:27 Why is there Revolver Ocelot from Metal Gear but he looks more like Kazuhira Miller from Metal Gear but you play sound effect for Solid Snake from Metal Gear?
"he's pulled over by a cop" in a green honda suv with no visible police lights (just the sound of a sire). they couldnt even afford a police car. thats hysterical to me.
08:26. That's some of the best non-shots ever made made in an Asylum movie? How does the hunter shoot several times and still miss every time? Is he a stormtrooper in cosplay? :P
That's what the Asylum want to happen, tricking old people and unwaries into buying their films thinking they're the one their children had talked about
Credit where credit is due, the Alien’s spider like design is pretty intreging and isn’t just, another take on a xenomorph and isn’t something you see often in alien films,.. But the CGI is absolute dogshit and it’s a shameless ripoff so that’s the only complement I can muster
Hey Diamondbolt! I have some questions for you to be interested in answering. 1. Can you make a new version of your aligned continuity theory video. Plus what if the dark energon revives the dead but improves conditions to living Cybertronians.2. I recently found out that your real name is Adam. Is this true?3. Can you bring back Ruined Forever with these franchises, Fortnite, Sonic Boom Rise of Lyric, and Transformers Cyberverse Season 1?4. Can you do a Film vid like RF: Energon. Have Billy attempt to bring Fortnite into the real world and conquer Australia. But you summon Shockwave as you 2 try to take down Billy.5. Can you make a top 10 diamondbolt videos on New Years Eve?6. I want to send a custom toy of Epsilon Prime to you some day.
05:02. That's almost as bad as Red Clover (2012)'s characters. It's Billy Zane as the dad (town sheriff) of the main character. Yeah... it is one of those kind of movies? Think Leprechaun, but a killer one that eats gold. ;)
These ripoff reviews are your life now, Diamondbolt. There is no escape.
Where is Fives?!?
@@godai6203 Dead
Frick
God dang it
How are.you rex
"He's never gonna die."
Two minutes and ninety-five seconds later...
That's the same as three minutes thirty five seconds.
95 seconds 😂
There's only sixty seconds in a minute.
What was the time stamp.
@@MrChaotic4 that's the joke.
Basement dude actually had the most realistic line in this whole movie “they’re aliens”
Basement hippie was the only person who actually seemed like a person smh
It’s cause he’s a stoner.
@@Enderdragon1800 what’s in the basement?!
@@thedude8457copies of this movie and even more basements
@@thedude8457Weed
Asylum: you couldn’t live with your own failure, where did that bring you? Back to me.
I understood that reference
and then back to you, and then back to pontypool.
GuyInAlley everyone your age understood that reference
Yes
I was going to like, but the number is too perfect: 666
“The Alien looks kinda cool, *oh nah, there’s the spider legs”*
"Thank you, Asylum"
I'm not sure I quite get that part like......I kinda think the spider legs are cool.......like why do the spider legs suddenly make the design stupid??????
@@alastairstythe758 it's the fact that the spider legs are really shitty cgi
@@alastairstythe758 because its shit cgi like atticus van said
*AUSTRALIA IN A NUTSHELL*
Diamondbolt:This is going to be the last Asylum film I look at.
A R E Y O U S U R E A B O U T T H A T ?
Now he will review another Rip off from Asylum and then go away from youtube for some time
@@Justcallmeaqua420 if he does go away from UA-cam for a while its probably to cleanse his mind from the asylum movies
@@memelover6917 yes you get it too and have an incredible month
@@arkhamshade2198 Well if you do watch every asylum movie you'll probably end up in an actual asylum
@@memelover6917 only if you enjoy so much as one second while watching them.
Spider monster: touches car
Car: *Guess I’ll die* 🤷♂️
The funny thing is, as soon as I saw this comment I saw that part.
So the car is the best actor in the film
My theory: they are just suuuuuper long Pornhub intros that didn't make the cut
So that part where the cop stops the old man and lures him with donuts was suppose to take a different turn then huh
@@GooseAtron5000 Yeah. They weren't the donuts you thought they would be.
Ramirez. G XD
@@transformerstrash8324 Don't forget the glaze. It's important? ;) :P
@@GooseAtron5000 ua-cam.com/video/d-LtMpDw9B0/v-deo.html
The hunter being a human, means that this planet wasn’t earth.
I doubt they thought that deeply about it
That explains a lot actually.
"What's in the basement?" What is this, Attack on Titan?
Weeb
Excellent reference but probably weed or a Walter White meth operation.
No its order 66
Aot too G
***** you watch fortnite animations
Alien vs Predator exists:
Asylum: Hippity Hoppity your creativity is now my property.
Can we all agree basement guy was the best character out of this awful film
@person person don’t worry, he’s probably happy in the great basement in the sky
After watching this film I think we could all use a trip to his basement
He's definitely a meth guy
Diamondbolt's sanity:
The Asylum: I'm bout to end this man's whole career
ua-cam.com/video/GJSEtXY9HYY/v-deo.html or ua-cam.com/video/_dhOa8kPiYs/v-deo.html There's no bad choice for all of you (even if one of these is french)
More like "MAKE this man's whole career!!!!!!"
At least his sanity is being affected by some sort of asylum. Just one that's taking it unfortunately
The guy to survive several Asylum movies with his sanity still intact, Bravo Diamondbolt!
Can't wait for Diamondbolt to cover my favorite crossover ever
Freddy Mercury vs Jason Myers
I took me a while to get this that's the sad part but yes and I will like to see digipoke vs pokedigi
No captain russia world war 7 is better
Team ArEs no spider bitch: really far from home is surely the best of then all
Instead of a Freddy ripoff it’s just a guy dressed like Freddy Mercury with the claw glove thing
The basement had the good script in it. That’s why no one cared
I still don't know why it's called Alien VS Hunter. There was no battle between them.
It's a who look better thing alien or hunter
Alien x Hunter
12:59 Turns out Buzz Lightyear was the hunter this whole time
Diamondbolt: I shall not review another Asylum movie.
Alien Vs Hunter: *You Dare oppose me mortal!?*
This does not happen
We'll just point our Asylum brand guns at him and he'll do it. Worked with Triassic World.
The movie when I’m on my own: perfectly fine
The movie when my parents walk in: 2:20
If asylum made an anime it would be called assault on giant
One Slap Man
My Hero Gym
Dragon Sphere Z
Mob PSY 10
Kill sketchbook
Popos Strange Quest
Mobile bot zundam
Yoyo disgusting journies
Manzanger y
"Are population has lost some numbers"
Like my *BRAIN CELLS*
This makes Alien Vs Predator as a cinematic masterpiece.
AVP isnt that bad. Requiem isnt that good
Requiem is soooo dark
Give Requiem some credit ok? The movie has created Wolf
Godzilla Fanboy it was my introduction to the alien series because my parents wouldn’t let me watch the others yet and I thought it was pretty cool. Plot was meh but action scenes were awesome though pale in comparison to aliens. I still have to watch predator and alien (1979) but yeah not too bad. (Odd marketing campaign)
Real rap and iam a huugee alien fan 😑😑
the alien and hunter costumes looked like rejected Power Rangers villains.
That's what i thought lmao
These rangers will never defeat my 2 greatest monsters, go forth
Terrorantula
Cycolossus
I'm italian and i'm so sorry for our "Alien 2 on earth". Forgive us USA, forgive us Mr.Scott.
😅😅😅
Well its better than this.........um...... ABOMINATION
We do mwa
10:35 I'm actually surprised he didn't say "We know these things can die, that means we can kill them."
Diamondbolt: "Im not going to do another Asylum movie review"
Also Diamondbolt: "Let's review Alien vs Hunter"
😂😂😂
Dont blame him its an accident
@@slappybio1686 😂😂😂
Hes never truly finished until he reviews sharknado
@@ratbat1072 Yes... You're right!
Man bolt, you've REALLY lost your edge...The twist ending was so GENIUS! Seeing that it was just 'some guy' really brings implications to what was in the basement all along. The new Chekhov's Gun-no, that Dude's Basement as it should be called now. That guy knew what was going on, he was in on things with the Hunter this whole time! But since Hunter lost both his partner and the aliens, there was no more point for him to continue fighting.
I can't believe the nerve of some Major film companies to rip off indie classics such as this one.
4:21 "this sucks you guys" is probably what the people who reviewed the finished movie told the production crew.
Diamond bolt: says requium
Me: Starts singing traitors requiem
groto man me: starts humming ave Maria
@groto man
B-BAKANA! KONO DIAVOLO GA!
@Slaavboii WHA-
No. Gold Experience Requiem
Sou sa
me ni wa me wo
uragiri mono ni wa
Requiemooo
WOAOAHHHHH
10:16 damn that hunter is so advanced he even have hit markers.
6:52
I gotta admit...
For one _horrifying_ moment...
I thought that was Kevin Conroy.
5:47 Did anyone else notice the plant on the right falling?
*that Ben ten vs predator ripoff game that you and Kuro talked about flashbacks*
6:45 Yeah Chris cut the bullshit out!
*As in this entire movie.*
This film makes me want to live in an asylum
Ok I’ll leave now
MAXIMUS at Ennā Arts shit, I posted a similar comment just now. Can't wait to troll some people who think I copied you lmao.
That film was made by asylum though.
No Mike
In any other circumstance I would be mad. But I’m not so go ahead
Nah it should be
*Their movies will make you think being inside an asylum is better away from this movies*
@@zrothepangolin true.
5:44 I’m not sure if anyone has pointed it out, but I like how the leaves in the background fell
"What's in the basement?"
Same thing that was in the basement in Attack on Titan...just with significantly less plot impact or general importance
Edit: I REALLY need to proofread before I hit send
Flightness Snowbirb maybe the aliens are secretly humans. Can’t wait for the reporter to realize he’s an alien-shifter
We all need to proofread befre hiting snd
@@CrabOnABeach u sould have don that.
@@yourtormentor2698 r/woooosh
@@CrabOnABeach r/woooosh
9:27 Why is there Revolver Ocelot from Metal Gear but he looks more like Kazuhira Miller from Metal Gear but you play sound effect for Solid Snake from Metal Gear?
2:38 me when there's a creeper right next to my very complicated red stone contraption
6:19 my personal head cannon is that it’s a bdsm dungeon
I thought his basement was where he does drugs
Diamondbolt stop-
why do you torture yourself for our entertainment-
because MONEY!!!!!!!!, no really he even says it in the video that he looked at HORNET
@@Justcallmeaqua420 i was making a joke
@@nexuslord6831 oh, sorry for that then
@@Justcallmeaqua420 because we are sick bastards that enjoy pain and suffering
"he's pulled over by a cop" in a green honda suv with no visible police lights (just the sound of a sire). they couldnt even afford a police car. thats hysterical to me.
2:25 My friends when I take their M&M's.
Also, Bolt, please stop torturing yourself with these Asylum movies. I think it's a disease.
Your commentary and editing in all your videos is exactly what i need
the acting in the movie is the scariest part
I was so spooked i thought i'd never make it to the end of the video :(
3:57 is that sound FX ripped from pushing a car with the gravity gun in Half Life 2....? Yes... yes it is.
I feel like Bolt doesn't need even to do a Halloween special this year. He's already seen hell.
9:18 Ok, I'm confused as that guy. Why you kiss him and call him a pervert? What are you, a tsundere anime girl?
9:24 To quote the master: " It's not like I like you! Baka!"
10:40 this a hole just butchered "we know it bleeds. if it bleeds we can kill it " quote from predator
In my eyes, every asylum movie was made by a couple of edgy 15 year olds writing fanfics, then turning them into “movies”
I'm just gonna leave this movie here
Predator World
Green screen 9 the returning
I can imagine you doing a review on the movie called “Shorts” it’s a movie that shows a rainbow wishing rock.
I remember that movie...
Man: GOT donut
New man: AAAAAAWWWWWW
08:26. That's some of the best non-shots ever made made in an Asylum movie? How does the hunter shoot several times and still miss every time? Is he a stormtrooper in cosplay? :P
YES MY BOY!
You have answered my call to do this movie
Now I can die in peace
Also good luck with finals,going through them as well
5:32 top 10 anime battles
Lol my dad bought this on DVD a while ago
That's what the Asylum want to happen, tricking old people and unwaries into buying their films thinking they're the one their children had talked about
Cuz my mom once also bought that kinda thing so
"what was in the basement!?" sounds like me fricking doing a random pick on Tubi ;)
Most people after watch alien vs hunter: wow that was kinda fucking ass
Diamonbolt: WHAT WAS IN THE BASEMENT!!!!!!
I was so happy you made made this I saw this movie on TV the other day lol
Next time, on Diamond Bolt Z.
"Goku": Flex the Forhead vien!
"Master Roshi": Ha ha ha! Ha h-
"Piccolo": Give me power!
What was I on when I wrote this?
Credit where credit is due, the Alien’s spider like design is pretty intreging and isn’t just, another take on a xenomorph and isn’t something you see often in alien films,..
But the CGI is absolute dogshit and it’s a shameless ripoff so that’s the only complement I can muster
At 2:06, the cop car is literally just a black Honda. No lights or siren or anything
I guess you could say Diamondbolt has trapped himself in his own *asylum*
I'll leave now...
11:40 i thought the astronot was sockfor1
11:17 okay good use of that music though
13:06 did they Just film the actor on his smoke break and wean the actor question them why there recording him they said: don’t worry about it.
Diamond reaction is priceless.... the ripofff movie reviews is definitely your life now
“It’s not like I like you baka”🤣
Giguk lol
Congratulations on 150k subs
12:24 got me laughing all night
Hey Diamondbolt! I have some questions for you to be interested in answering.
1. Can you make a new version of your aligned continuity theory video. Plus what if the dark energon revives the dead but improves conditions to living Cybertronians.2. I recently found out that your real name is Adam. Is this true?3. Can you bring back Ruined Forever with these franchises, Fortnite, Sonic Boom Rise of Lyric, and Transformers Cyberverse Season 1?4. Can you do a Film vid like RF: Energon. Have Billy attempt to bring Fortnite into the real world and conquer Australia. But you summon Shockwave as you 2 try to take down Billy.5. Can you make a top 10 diamondbolt videos on New Years Eve?6. I want to send a custom toy of Epsilon Prime to you some day.
7:10 this man really made put a clapping video over this joke and then seconds later he makes one
Ripoff movies: SUFFER, YES YES, SUFFER
diamondbolt: N N N NOOOOOOO...
Can i go now?
I’m surprised that Diamondbolt is able to have the right toys/merch to have for a specific video
"It looks like a Toad, but... on steroids." Yeeaaahhh, that sounds pretty accurate right there.
Shit got strange at @8:50🤣🤣🤣
Love that when he says "I don't why I keep doing this", the text "money " appears in the background 😂😂😂
I find it funny how it says "battlezone earth" as if to ALSO ripoff battlefield earth
That Chris dude carries some serious Reese Bobby energy and I live for it.
7:18 nightwish ghost love score song
That abruptly cut Ultra Instinct theme still gets me
I see a rahkshi and a eva at the back
still collecting bionicles and "mechs" huh? (correct me if i'm wrong)
Z
I still can’t believe an Alien rip-off won an Oscar in the 2019 Academy Awards.
I remember renting this from blockbuster when I was a kid. It was the first movie that made me realize bad movies existed
Nice touch wearing a Ridley shirt
This movie makes alien 3 look like a masterpiece...
“Av-pah”
- Diamondbolt, 2019.
4:26 literally two people died
Dimon:finally no more asylum movies
Asylum: let me stop you right there
Easily one of the best movies ever made.
Guy: "Do you have guns"
Dude on phone: "sir this is America"
Eagle screeching and rock guitar play in background
5:23 Loaderbot?
You should get a p.o. box that way we could buy you all the asylum films
05:02. That's almost as bad as Red Clover (2012)'s characters. It's Billy Zane as the dad (town sheriff) of the main character. Yeah... it is one of those kind of movies? Think Leprechaun, but a killer one that eats gold. ;)
These 14 mins and 22 seconds were the most depressing and the funniest moment of my life.
4:50 ight ima head out
“Needa put my glasses on” best part of the movie