DON'T ASK | Dave Thornton | FULL COMEDY SPECIAL
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- Опубліковано 12 лис 2023
- Dave Thornton presents his second stand-up comedy special filmed at The Corner Hotel in Richmond, Melbourne.
Having a dubious contempt for non-coffee drinkers, a love of retirement, health scares and other topics that will hopefully be worth the payoff, check out a man who has dedicated far too much of his life to standing there and talking rubbish.
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Supposed to be working but listening to you was so much better. Bloody hilarious.
The little tags he throws in are amazing! 😂 either need a toilet or a drop chute😂😂😂
It's not often you get kudos for the tags so thanks heaps!
Brilliant! Funniest man in Oz.. King Charles bit and Ottoman, Genius!
Love it!! Also...my Mum to Dad, re my teenage brother, circa 1987... "VIIIIIC!! KNOCK HIIIIIM DOWWWWWN!" 🤬🤬🤬🤬 Which Vic refused to do.... until he pissed Vic off! 👌🏻👌🏻🤣
Get me a latte sugardick 🤣HAHA you are just the best! Even though I hear some of your jokes on repeat at our gigs working together, I still laugh every time!
Bloody hilarious 🤙🏽💯
Getting them ready for jail! 😂 I agree !
“Cool bro. After my set I’m gunna sell some cars” I felt that so deeply 😂 😂 Great set
Thanks for checking it out!
Love your work! 👌👌
"Just a latte Sugar Dick" had me in friggin stitches. That's gonna be my new fav when the call goes out for coffee at work. 😂😂😂 So many gems in this set though.
The thing about the stomp massage is that it works. I used to get my little sister to walk along my back and legs after footy on the weekends. Worked a bloody treat. And was somehow less rough than the bloke the club paid to do the job. Helped that I was 17 and she was 5, so the weight difference was minimal. But it worked the kinks out of the muscle alright.
That was superb. Last bit was so relatable even without kids.
Nice!
My brother and i have a 4 year age difference . i'm younger and taller but i was half his weight and he used to get me to walk on his back .
@@shydreamguyman4098 Me and him have probably done some serious damage to our backs that we're just not old enough to notice yet, but damn if it didn't work at the time. I always felt great after. Really worked the muscles out.
I went to a segregated catholic school growing up. 😔 Then when I turned 14 years old, my mother suddenly moved us to another state. I was thrown into public school and completely traumatized 😑 I LOVE catholic school jokes!😊😅
Another great set Dave, thank you. Will listen to any and all of your waffle whenever it’s available 😀 cheers from the Maritimes, Canada
Thanks for watching!
Did you know that if you’re a congressman , insider trading is one of the legal perks of the job .🤫🤫
🙌😂 so good!
Yes, children need physical discipline. You're a great dad!❤
So good. 😂😂😂😂
Saw you last week at Richmond Regent Theatre, very entertaining so thank you for coming out our way champ ! 👍👍
Very good and a Great night out …
First a big Chinese feed over the road, making us fuller than Oprah’s undies, and then some side splitting laughter with you, what a combo ❤️👍👍
Legend! Thanks for coming out to The Regent. Much appreciated 🙌
Amazing show, Dave...really loved it! You know it's good when I'm watching it at home, by myself, and I just start applauding at the end...
Legend! Thanks for that
Woohoo!!! Can't wait!!
The Ottoman joke is honestly the first creative and entirely new joke I've heard in what feels like thirty years. Most people that know what an ottoman is haven't any clue who the Ottomans were -- and vice versa -- but both people are usually about as funny as shopping for hemorrhoid cream. This man is just an awesome bloke.
I always assumed an ottoman was a Turkish fellow that you put your feet on
“Sugar dick” will definitely be included in my vocabulary from now on! 😂
Also, is “dam in my donut” a real saying? And if so, wtf?!? I’m American so I’m pretty well-versed and familiar with donuts but that one’s got me stumped.
You can take home "Sugar Dick". I hope the saying takes off and flourishes. The saying you're looking for is 'take the Jam out of my Donut" thanks to my accent and me talking fast and mumbling it prob came out somewhat mangled but yes that's the phrase you're looking for
@@dave_thorno Oh that makes much more sense! Admittedly a small jump to make which is a bit embarrassing but in my defense, we call them jelly donuts. 😳
Jam in my donut
I'm pretty sure he said "jam" ...like jelly😊
Yeap ... yeap ... solid set Dave. It ain't easy keeping me interested for 50 mins ...... As far as top comics, I'd put that up against the likes of Brian Regan, Pete Correale, Jim Gaffigan. Even Seb Maniscalco's last special, this was just as tight. Carl Baron still is the GOAT but you're approaching that rarified air.
Burnt water? That’s STEAM?! 🤷🏻♂️😂💀
Seen you at born to be funny LIVE last night and you have a new fan in me the facial expressions are next level so funny
Oh thanks for coming to the gig and checking out my stuff on the socials! Hopefully see you at a show sometime
Amazing, never seen you before but was actually laughing out loud during a lot of the show
Appreciate the comment, thanks for checking it out!
This set was so damn funny! The story with your 2 girls in the bathroom, oh man, way too relatable 😂 Can't wait for your show at the Sydney Comedy Festival 😊
I know- the bathroom is story is all time 🤦 See you in Sydney!
This dude's awesome. Hope to see more.
Cheers, appreciate the message!
Amazing work! Haven’t seen you before but your on my radar now.. needed a good laugh today. The ending is genius, i’m definitely using that..my son will back down reeeeal quick! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Haha- use it all you want. I want to hear feedback on how it goes
Yep, Prince Charles and Ottoman are comedy GOLD.
Great special! :)
Not too many Aussies I heard other than Ozzyman, but this guy is hilarious. 😂
Thanks for the comment! Admittedly Ozzyman get's all the shine but there's other Aussie comics out there. Check out Nick Cody's special if you want another great Aussie comic to watch
“stuffle” 😁
Stuffle- the amalgam of 'Stuff' and 'All'. What I said was 'Stuff All' which is a cultural saying in Australia meaning to having nothing at all. It feels good to bring our rich and varied vocabulary to the world
The world appreciates your efforts@@dave_thorno
@@dave_thorno “Amalgam”? Really? I don’t think you’re allowed to be hilarious, intelligent, and look like that. That doesn’t seem fair. 🤔 I hope you and Dr. Chris Brown are a$$holes in real life. The world needs balance! Or I need to move to Australia! (funny and animal-lover are easily the top two sexiest traits of a man)
So true about coffee ☕ 😅. Love your work
Haha- thanks! Vive La Caffeine
Good stuff. Thank you. My 2nd listen.
Glad you enjoyed it- thanks for checking it out a second time legend
I'm sharing this
Thanks legend!
the king Charles was so true and funny!!
Funny throughout! enjoyed fully!
Merry Xmas
Absolute pisser!! Thank You for a Great laugh! Enjoying outside with a Jack&Coke solo,
Thanks for watching legend!
21:07 This could open a Old can of worms for my generation because i was born in 1965 so my childhood spanned 3 decades .
i wasn't an adult till the mid 1980s . in my generation.... if a boy cried he'd get a reason to cry.
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Flap up 😂🎉
Haha- you can take that
I never will.-Nor would I allow it
Baaahaha - you make me laugh! (In a good way)
Vape actually puts liquid into ya lungs 🎉
First time watching a show of him bbl to say if the show was thumps up / down
Great to see an Aussie here on UA-cam. I agree single gender schools (which I attended for a while) are sick minded crap. Later on, the lovely girls in my maths class taught me how to learn and also have fun in life.
Hey Mike- glad you enjoyed the special. Thanks for watching legend
King Charles made me push subscribe 😂
Haha- thanks!
Was that a Peter Davey Toyota by any chance?
No idea tbh
Stampede
It was my virgin Stampede (well after I witnessed Mufasas, still sticks with me to this day)
Lost me!!!!😊
The comedian seems like a nice guy. However, I watched about 15 minutes and did not laugh once. Maybe Australian humour is different?
This is unbearably bad
Great set, but don't talk about grown-up-life to kids w/ cancer and don't talk about retirement to Americans. It is statistically unlikely and a little mean spirited. The knowledge that I will have to work for 50-60 years and then die on the streets after I can't slave anymore doesn't make me laugh. Keep up the good work, but skip the terminal cancer and the US labor/slave market.