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Lol. Funny and true.

Watermelons n jackfruits get assualted too _:/_

This is great 👍 hahahha

As an Australian, this is why I don't like Australian comedians.

That's false I'm retired I do go to the post office but I stop by a thrift store too.

I love the King charles model through is there🤔😳😂

Get me a latte sugardick 🤣HAHA you are just the best! Even though I hear some of your jokes on repeat at our gigs working together, I still laugh every time!

Did you know that if you’re a congressman , insider trading is one of the legal perks of the job .🤫🤫

Hahahahahah

Pedophoodle is hilarious

Dammit, I knew I should have gotten a poodle x pitbull, instead my dumbass got a 58kg pitbull x Great Dane ( who sheds bloody everywhere and she’s white, I stopped buying black clothing 😂). If I had a poodle x pitbull people wouldn’t keep crossing the road to avoid us 🙄 for some reason most aussies love fluffy little shits over short haired dogs 😭 on the bright side it’s helped me meet some guys, only ones who aren’t scared of her 😂

that was a great joke😂😂

comedy.com.au/tour/dave-thornton-nothings-unpossible/

Yeah Swedes make a great fence to sit on in the war too. Its made of bones sadly ...the instructions are in German or Jewish , i cant tell the difference 🦘

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I was not affected by this

This is unbearably bad

This guy suuucks

www.comedyfestival.com.au/2024/shows/nothings-unpossible#

😂😂😂😂

Comedy gold

Ah yes, because women can't possibly be pedophiles

Seen you at born to be funny LIVE last night and you have a new fan in me the facial expressions are next level so funny

i don't know where everyone got the idea that houses were more affordable 40 years ago, they weren't, nor were cars or anything else

australian zach effron

Great to see an Aussie here on UA-cam. I agree single gender schools (which I attended for a while) are sick minded crap. Later on, the lovely girls in my maths class taught me how to learn and also have fun in life.

You are not funny

Good stuff. Thank you. My 2nd listen.

Second❤❤

That last bit was great

"Just a latte Sugar Dick" had me in friggin stitches. That's gonna be my new fav when the call goes out for coffee at work. 😂😂😂 So many gems in this set though.

Yeap ... yeap ... solid set Dave. It ain't easy keeping me interested for 50 mins ...... As far as top comics, I'd put that up against the likes of Brian Regan, Pete Correale, Jim Gaffigan. Even Seb Maniscalco's last special, this was just as tight. Carl Baron still is the GOAT but you're approaching that rarified air.

I have a genetic mutation that causes beer and coffee to taste like nothing but bitter. No taste besides a sour bit taste. You can't say shit to me about it, I'm fucking coffee disabled.

Saw you last week at Richmond Regent Theatre, very entertaining so thank you for coming out our way champ ! 👍👍 Very good and a Great night out … First a big Chinese feed over the road, making us fuller than Oprah’s undies, and then some side splitting laughter with you, what a combo ❤️👍👍

This set was so damn funny! The story with your 2 girls in the bathroom, oh man, way too relatable 😂 Can't wait for your show at the Sydney Comedy Festival 😊

Dam, this was very funny and articulated very well!.....LMAO!!

So funny 👌👏

Burnt water? That’s STEAM?! 🤷🏻‍♂️😂💀

No thanks. I got tired of waiting for a laugh that never came.

Not funny

😂 just booked my ticket for your Fringe show; don’t let me down.

All that flashy pre and post production for the video for a comedian that’s not even funny. Better luck next time, I guess.

I'm sharing this

Just buy a suit cheap skate. Tighter than a duck ar53hole

the king Charles was so true and funny!! Funny throughout! enjoyed fully! Merry Xmas

Change it to 'Fortify!' to be strong and endure the hardship

The comedian seems like a nice guy. However, I watched about 15 minutes and did not laugh once. Maybe Australian humour is different?

Yes, children need physical discipline. You're a great dad!❤