😈CHAPTERS 😈 00:00:00 - Raaaaaaage 00:00:33 - Ari Shaffir Owns This Song 00:01:13 - Intro 00:15:15 - Thank you BetterHelp! 00:17:16 - Back to the Intro 00:18:39 - Skeptic Tank Episode 463 Starts Now! 00:24:34 - On The Road! 00:26:04 - Back to the Episode 01:44:12 - This Song Is Owned By Ari Shaffir 01:44:33 - Outro
Just listened to Matt and Shane, and Shane talked about Ari freaking out over the lighter at the airport. And right at the beginning here Ari talking about it! 🤣🤣🤣
He keeps saying that he does "no sugar no grain" but he's either not doing it right or just completely lying. I've heard him on other podcasts say he's doing it but then talk about eating Greek yogurt and raisins (which is carbs and sugar) as well as things like ketchup and barbecue sauce. To do it properly you literally have to look at the packaging of everything you eat for hidden Sugars which he atleast clearly isn't doing. He also could be scarfing donuts when his wife isn't looking
On the topic of LA podcasts (around the 1:00:00 mark) I can't watch bad friends or YMH or tigerbelly anymore because it's so obvious inauthentic when they didn't start that way. I noticed they went from half-millipn views per ep to the 100ks. New York is winning the Podcast hill handily.
I know the feeling of which you speak. Kind of feels like junk mail now. I LOVE Bobby, (Whitney's latest!) but there might not be anything to talk about anymore or sumpin. I can't get enough Jim Norton.
@@melissasalsbury4705 those first several months of bad friends were lightening in a bottle. Santino wasn't much known yet while Bobby was an icon & his selfishness/immaturity was naturally on 11, + odd couple factor Sadly, all that changed so it naturally lost a bit of glow :/ around the era they were just playing improv games with Juliana I had to bounce over to the MSSP-sphere & AYG
@@thernius5786 hit the nail on the head there about Bad Friends (I think its the same with 2B1C aswelll). Bad Friends was amazing at the start the way they use to dig each other out etc. Now it all feels like forced bits.
Let’s be honest, Joe Rogan is 100% the reason LA is ahead. There is no “east coast” podcast signing to Spotify for 100 mil. Period. I started listening to pods because of Rogan. Those early podcasts with Duncan Trussell were gold when it came to getting me out of a deep depression and some direction in my life. The Rogan Experience isn’t bad but it ain’t what it used to be. Nothing lasts forever, and now the NY podcast scene is on the come up. I think the lesson is keep searching for what inspires you.
@@SWHBOYCE it's called a joke, you dumb ass dork. Are your parents related, or do you just hate yourself sooo much that you have to "ummm, actually" someone in the yt comments?
Great episode and like the idea but can’t help but have two thoughts 1. 2 comics 2 cigars is pretty similar to 2 bears 1 cave just saying AND 2. Ari is super lazy so every time he said “I can’t start a whole new channel” I’m like yaaaa right lmao
Also I really appreciate the advice to let the cigars rest for a month, but don’t let them go under 60% humidity. Buy a “cigar medic” best 25 bucks you can spend to take care of cigars (and 69% boveda packs)
Thank you ! Thank you! Thank you!!! I get so salty when you guys don’t say what you’re smoking. It’s my problem but it means a lot to me thanks. I will tell Bobby Caldwell you liked it!!!
Bobby looks like Col Kurtz if he came out of the jungle......Yeah, Willard straightened me out....I went back to the family.....I'm still a bit testy though but otherwise I'm good. 🙃
2:17 the same people that post food on Insta ??? 4:05 He paid the Nigerian guys though . 11:38 not if they're liquored up !! Bobby , your description of your anxiety reminds me of a Bowie song ; " Look back in anger. " I loved your interview with Alex Scarlato and Kimberly Congdon on Broad Topix!!! I hope to see you , Ari on tour !!! Viva la Nicaragua !!! ..Samosa's limo was blown off a road in Paraguay , with him in it . Love yeeer show , Ari !!! when 'ya gonna be interviewed by Kim and Alex ???? 6:55 Jim knows math ; he countin' his receipts at the end of the night !!!
@@brookeb452 Michael rapaport smacked ari over some joke he made about Michael. I’ve never been a fan of rapaport btw. I just wanna hear aris side of the story
I love Bobby's stand up and podcasts but I had to mute him on Instagram because he posts way too much "home" content on his stories...I'm with Ari...there needs to be a balance.
I've seen or heard Robert Kelly here and there but never really identified him until I saw him at Skankfest with you, Saget, Miss Pat. Most comics take a bit to rub off on me but honestly I really liked him from the start. There's a lot familiar about him. I'm also from Boston + my dad grew up in Malden/Medford. Lovin this episode so far!
He's ok on podcasts, but the dude MURDERS at standup! I think people get a false impression of some comics because they're not super funny and jokey in a normal conversation lol
I usually find Bobby a little hard to take- requires a very specific mood. His recent appearance on Glassman's podcast was magic. I felt the very same way about Glassman but the two of them together was so refreshing and interesting. Admit it Bobby, you felt it! Anyway, I found you hard to take again today. I've just started watching and I can feel it. But you and Rick though..
The most crazy Sam Adams commercial was by Jo Koy where he is crying and hugging his mom, i mean when i saw it first time i cried, then i slapped myself and watched it again and cried again
I scrambled when Ari mentioned bringing Big Jay and Bobby with him through the Midwest -- only to find Bobby and Jay both peel off right before the Appleton WI shows. You better BRING IT, Shaffir, you tease.
@@Chillllllbruh I said almost. But come on man you have to see what I’m saying? I love Bobby, he obviously needs to get healthy or he is going to elephant man himself.
😈CHAPTERS 😈
00:00:00 - Raaaaaaage
00:00:33 - Ari Shaffir Owns This Song
00:01:13 - Intro
00:15:15 - Thank you BetterHelp!
00:17:16 - Back to the Intro
00:18:39 - Skeptic Tank Episode 463 Starts Now!
00:24:34 - On The Road!
00:26:04 - Back to the Episode
01:44:12 - This Song Is Owned By Ari Shaffir
01:44:33 - Outro
Neeeeeed a state of the union
Thank you
It's Eminem and the guy who ate all the M&M's
It was the Van Halen Band back in the day ; all of them except the green ones.
@@SWHBOYCE yeah, the VAN. -Shane Gillis
Bobby's belly poking out the bottom of his shirt and not noticing is peak fat bobby.
Man, hangin out with Ari always sounds like a blast.
IT’S CALLED THE FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, dammit! 😂
shout out to Bobbies gut.
great pod episode. you two are a splendid duo.
MICHAEL RAPAPORT
Girls tend to change their hair style after emotional events. Rapaport got you looking like Stan.
Rapaport has always been a bitch though. Loves to get aggressive with people smaller than him.
You've never seen him at that way to someone his size.
Just listened to Matt and Shane, and Shane talked about Ari freaking out over the lighter at the airport. And right at the beginning here Ari talking about it! 🤣🤣🤣
Whatever diet Robert is on its not working. Your going to need a bigger shed and tiny home.
He keeps saying that he does "no sugar no grain" but he's either not doing it right or just completely lying. I've heard him on other podcasts say he's doing it but then talk about eating Greek yogurt and raisins (which is carbs and sugar) as well as things like ketchup and barbecue sauce. To do it properly you literally have to look at the packaging of everything you eat for hidden
Sugars which he atleast clearly isn't doing. He also could be scarfing donuts when his wife isn't looking
"Bobby looks like a last minute gift at a Beijing Airport..." - Colin Quinn
"Bobby looks like the statue in the garden of a Yakuza Boss.." - Quinny
Thought it was Fat Joe in the thumbnail
On the topic of LA podcasts (around the 1:00:00 mark) I can't watch bad friends or YMH or tigerbelly anymore because it's so obvious inauthentic when they didn't start that way. I noticed they went from half-millipn views per ep to the 100ks. New York is winning the Podcast hill handily.
I know the feeling of which you speak. Kind of feels like junk mail now. I LOVE Bobby, (Whitney's latest!) but there might not be anything to talk about anymore or sumpin. I can't get enough Jim Norton.
@@melissasalsbury4705 those first several months of bad friends were lightening in a bottle. Santino wasn't much known yet while Bobby was an icon & his selfishness/immaturity was naturally on 11, + odd couple factor
Sadly, all that changed so it naturally lost a bit of glow :/ around the era they were just playing improv games with Juliana I had to bounce over to the MSSP-sphere & AYG
@@thernius5786 hit the nail on the head there about Bad Friends (I think its the same with 2B1C aswelll). Bad Friends was amazing at the start the way they use to dig each other out etc. Now it all feels like forced bits.
Let’s be honest, Joe Rogan is 100% the reason LA is ahead. There is no “east coast” podcast signing to Spotify for 100 mil. Period. I started listening to pods because of Rogan. Those early podcasts with Duncan Trussell were gold when it came to getting me out of a deep depression and some direction in my life. The Rogan Experience isn’t bad but it ain’t what it used to be. Nothing lasts forever, and now the NY podcast scene is on the come up. I think the lesson is keep searching for what inspires you.
All 3 of those pods still do half a mil an ep.
Did someone tell Bobby that if he gets as fat as Ralphie May then he'll make as much money as he did?
the white suge knight
Jesus Christ. Robert Kelly ate Bobby Kelly.
I've never seen a blonde jew before.. but if i can, I'm cool with not seeing it again lol
Omg you even gave the Jews a pronoun to use… they don’t deserve that
You don't know Jewish people then .
@@SWHBOYCE it's called a joke, you dumb ass dork.
Are your parents related, or do you just hate yourself sooo much that you have to "ummm, actually" someone in the yt comments?
Michael Rappaport is a blonde Jew.
Just about every blonde in the entertainment industry, is a blonde jew
Yo Robert Kelly Belly man, nice
Great episode and like the idea but can’t help but have two thoughts 1. 2 comics 2 cigars is pretty similar to 2 bears 1 cave just saying AND 2. Ari is super lazy so every time he said “I can’t start a whole new channel” I’m like yaaaa right lmao
Ari your hair is disgusting lmao I love it
Only LA podcast I still watch is bad friends cause they are just silly. NY is so much more funny
It’s hilarious to hear ari bitch about the TSA here and hear Shane talk about how crazy ari was being on the MSSP
TSA has been hell lately, all hail The Jew.
They sell statues of Bob Kelly at my local gift shop
You must live near the Beijing Airport
hey man, im from minneapolis. will you do my podcast?
I don't personally know this man but I can vouch for him. Ari, can you please do his podcast in Minneapolis?
This could be a trap
Ari Shakur and Bobby Smalls
I hurt my knee man
God Robert used to make me howl on O&A
Get on both and even out the hurt
Your ad for Sam Adam's was so disappointing and disgusting that I came from spotify to call you a sellout. I'm disappointed Ari damnnit!
Remember those Sam Adams commercials where everyone was toasting their moms and Theo (who doesn't even drink) toasted his audience like a nerd
Bobby Kelly was great in Dune!
Did he play Jessica Atriedes ??? ( kidding ! ) Must of been Baron Harkkonen !!
Bobby should have auditioned for Daredevil with his Kingpin lookin’ ass.
Also I really appreciate the advice to let the cigars rest for a month, but don’t let them go under 60% humidity. Buy a “cigar medic” best 25 bucks you can spend to take care of cigars (and 69% boveda packs)
It's butter bean n if pee wee Herman was on drugs, lol
Thank you ! Thank you! Thank you!!! I get so salty when you guys don’t say what you’re smoking. It’s my problem but it means a lot to me thanks. I will tell Bobby Caldwell you liked it!!!
i love how bobbys fat belly is hanging out the whole time!!
Jim bruers story on this isn't happening is the best story told on it
Bobby looks like Col Kurtz if he came out of the jungle......Yeah, Willard straightened me out....I went back to the family.....I'm still a bit testy though but otherwise I'm good. 🙃
Been enjoying a lot more Bobby content lately, new stuff and stuff from the old O&A days.
Check out his Are you garbage eps if you haven’t already- even the zoom one is fantastic
@@brookeb452 oh shit, I know of that show, but hadn't watched his episode(s) tho. Grazie!
Man the dude from Smashing Pumkins looks different!
today i learned about bobby kelly's anger, AND his angel
R.I.P. Nicholas
"hold my hand man i gotta squeeze something"
Always blow ash, never wipe it.
Ah, shit II find Kelly aggressively unfunny.
Don’t be a hater
Is that a Pete Davidson haircut?
You mean Eminem..
Great episode. Great fucking episode.
Oh wow I always wondered what happened to *krang* from *teenage mutant ninja turtles* . Glad to see he's doing well.
2:17 the same people that post food on Insta ??? 4:05 He paid the Nigerian guys though . 11:38 not if they're liquored up !! Bobby , your description of your anxiety reminds me of a Bowie song ; " Look back in anger. " I loved your interview with Alex Scarlato and Kimberly Congdon on Broad Topix!!! I hope to see you , Ari on tour !!! Viva la Nicaragua !!! ..Samosa's limo was blown off a road in Paraguay , with him in it . Love yeeer show , Ari !!! when 'ya gonna be interviewed by Kim and Alex ???? 6:55 Jim knows math ; he countin' his receipts at the end of the night !!!
Love Bob Kelly but his weight has been worrying me since o&a days.
I don't think we will ever see a sexy bobby again
The cigar cast should last as long as the cigar does!
I really enjoyed robert Kelly's gut for an hour. I'm suprised ari didnt give it a lil slap.
Looking forward to "2 Cigars 2 Comics"
2 comics 2 cigars?was 2 bears one cave taken?? what about one cigar inside 2 comics (one being (one)type of cigar))
I mean, it's all a riff on "2 girls 1 cup" anyway which is like a decade old reference
Crouching tiger peeking tummy! I love Bobby
I think we all learned something today
Vin diesel really let himself go
Finally someone brings up the michael rapaport drama and ari shuts it down. Dude please for the love of god tell people the story.
What story?- I haven’t gotten that far yet
@@brookeb452 Michael rapaport smacked ari over some joke he made about Michael. I’ve never been a fan of rapaport btw. I just wanna hear aris side of the story
@@MrQwerty00010 he goes into it a bit on Chrissy Chaos which he just guested.
@@Kickasso thank you ! I didn’t watch that one. I’ll check it out now
Way down for 2 comics 2 cigars
I don’t want my man Bobby getting oral melanoma tho…maybe once a month lol
I could watch these two for hours.
You should make Comedy Court a show on youtube, Skanks Court was great.
I love Bobby's stand up and podcasts but I had to mute him on Instagram because he posts way too much "home" content on his stories...I'm with Ari...there needs to be a balance.
Parents don't understand that we don't have the bonding hormones coursing through our brains for their kid.
Ari is the best
I've seen or heard Robert Kelly here and there but never really identified him until I saw him at Skankfest with you, Saget, Miss Pat. Most comics take a bit to rub off on me but honestly I really liked him from the start. There's a lot familiar about him. I'm also from Boston + my dad grew up in Malden/Medford. Lovin this episode so far!
He's ok on podcasts, but the dude MURDERS at standup! I think people get a false impression of some comics because they're not super funny and jokey in a normal conversation lol
@@moralhazard1 he seemed hilarious to the start for me! funny guy. reminds me of right in between my generation and my dads
Ya know what dude!!! That was a great freakin episode 😂
It's Superman 2. Great episode... love you Ari!
I usually find Bobby a little hard to take- requires a very specific mood. His recent appearance on Glassman's podcast was magic. I felt the very same way about Glassman but the two of them together was so refreshing and interesting. Admit it Bobby, you felt it!
Anyway, I found you hard to take again today. I've just started watching and I can feel it.
But you and Rick though..
"Pipe smoking is great" - Graham Chapman
Who are you talking about! Name fucking names!
1:41:58 the logo should just be 2 mics crossed, but at the bottom of the mics they're actually burning tips/ashy tips of a cigar
Cherry Cavendish is a beautiful pipe tobacco
Jabba the Hutt
The most crazy Sam Adams commercial was by Jo Koy where he is crying and hugging his mom, i mean when i saw it first time i cried, then i slapped myself and watched it again and cried again
Jo koy stinks.
Robert kelly is a good👍🏼🤙🏼 guest
the logo for 2 comics 2 cigars could be two mics that are detailed like cigars that would be cool
props for the chemex in the background!
Ari perfectly summarized what’s happen with Asians being attacked in nyc
Please do two comics two cigars
Ari is one of the best.
jfc, Bobby is gradually morphing into the Kingpin.
*Kingdom
Lol
These are like fireside chats, or like pirate radio broadcasts for me. so special. what a wonderful thing- and he’s actually blonde too! perfect.
DUUUDE what a great podcast DUDE
Why not name the cigar podcast just “ 2 Pair”? Like the poker hand? 2 comics, 2 stogies…. “2Pair”
Ari is right, being true is 🤴 king
Ari going to louiville the week of the Kentucky Derby lol
George Puytin lmao
Dudeee you need time from here to there. You gotta dry box it dudeeeeee
Loved the ep. Looking forward to the show next week
Hmm I think the word you were looking for was informant, not collaborator. But I mean, it works
i always push like strictly for the intro
they are the best lmao
❤️ Bobby and Ari together
Gotta let it go ari bic it dont be that guy
bobby needs some yoga
Yo-gut
you say your an intellect but beat up bobo few times
Ari Shaffer interviews Marvel's Kingpin?
Abbey Road and Pinkerton? Ari is my sis-Jew gendered soul mate.
I SWEAR ARI STOLE THAT OPENING SONG!!!! COPYRIGHT LAWS ARE VERY REAL BUB!
Get better soon Jessie, so sorry for those proud nationalist
I scrambled when Ari mentioned bringing Big Jay and Bobby with him through the Midwest -- only to find Bobby and Jay both peel off right before the Appleton WI shows. You better BRING IT, Shaffir, you tease.
Bobby needs to get healthy dude. Like bro he is almost Ralphie at this point…..
Bro seriously?! Come on.....Bobby is not nearly as funny as Ralphie. 😂
@@Chillllllbruh I said almost. But come on man you have to see what I’m saying? I love Bobby, he obviously needs to get healthy or he is going to elephant man himself.
Right we already lost Patrice.
@@ogbt Elephant Man himself?
@@ogbt No I got you man. Btw Bobby Kelly on Rick Glassman's pod was great. Watch it if you haven't.
Not even 5 minutes in and I'm tickled, ❤ ya Ari
Great ep.
Like the idea of the pod. But that name stinks