How To Get Laid (Mark Normand) | Broad Topix Ep 196
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- Опубліковано 31 тра 2024
- On this week's episode of #BroadTopix hosts Kim Congdon & Alex Scarlato welcome Comedian Mark Normand to the show to have VERY open discussion with Mark about how to get laid! What turns a girl OFF, do women REALLY fall in love so fast, how to avoid getting "the ick" and so much more on this ALL NEW episode of #BroadTopixPodcast!
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Normand will be remembered as one of the best comics of his generation.
I gotta agree! This guy is too likeable first off, then has some off-the-cuff material that burns down the place! On top of that he's a great comedy writer and stand-up. Currently my favorite out there in 2022. And has been for a few years now.
That's kevin hart
@@andycast_com He can also queef on command. A truly talented gay.
@@andycast_com agree except I like Theo a touch more.both undeniably great !
Ohhh yeah. Top shelf top notch top tier , 10/10 phenomenal, love every second of em
If a girl gets the ick from you and breaks up with you out of nowhere. Just look her dead in the face and say ok. And walk away. Never contact her again and i promise you within 2 weeks you'll hear back from her. Nothing drives a woman more insane than not knowing if she had the upper hand in the relationship.
This is always true. The 80s movie trope of standing outside your ex’s window with a boom box is dead. Any hint of desperation dries women up like crazy
And if anal wanst previously in the building......it had now entered !
Listening to them talk about the ick makes them sound so pathetic.
When a girl breaks it off with me, I would never chase. This whole ick thing just really helps justify it all now.
this is the most true thing ever written
-she comes back to you with 2 weeks' worth of another dudes ick inside of her.
no thanks
Thank you ladies for completely validating the minefield us guys have to weave our way through.
Yeah not gonna lie, it was refreshing
Jerry Minefeld.
We will stand for the dismissive lies NO LONGER. Men, be nice to your girl, curb stomp other women. Your welcome
It’s only a mine field if you talk to damaged women
@@6GorillaBiscuits or are, yourself, damaged. Andy might just need a mirror.
This psycology is exhausting. I'm just going to ignore it. If a girl is into me then cool. If not, IDGAF.
I like that Mark on accident was like "Yuh gals gotta push it to an hour"
When you run podcast marathons, this seems like a sprint
Mark? That's kevin hart
I love mark Normand 🤣 he's just confused the whole time
This is kevin hart
@@j.r09160 comedy 😎
He’s a great active listener
Mark be blazin all the podcast scene as he goes through all of them one by one bringin numbers to the game all over the comedy map
For every single thing women say is true, they also both agree that the opposite can also be true sometimes… like every single topic is that way, yet they always feel certain about how they feel
Mark Normand and Kim Congdon are 2 of my favorite stand-up comedians
Alex's art teacher vibe is incredible.
I just found this podcast and as someone who went to a black university, i never would have expected anyone to mention Ques. That description was pretty spot on, which made it funnier.
A chick who looks like Weird Al Yakovic talking about guy's giving her the "ick" is priceless.
Kevin hart is glowing damn what a handsome man
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I'd love to see Kev in a major motion picture. Kids really blowing up
@@wes7949 black dont crack
@@j.r09160 I know blacks who do crack tho
You can learn more observing women than listening to them.
Amen.
Of course. People rarely lie with their eyes.
Feel like that can go both ways
listening is observing
Crazy. But I love how the women are able to articulate the "ick" factor. Men get this too, but are libido often can supersede this.
Often?!?
That must've been auto corrected from always.
@@benfisher.awesome i was thinking *our
“THEY SHOULD’VE SAVED HER FOR GAP” 💀 🤣
I normally only get on my exercise bike for 30 minutes but wanted to listen to the whole thing in one go so powered through. Very good episode
This podcast proves a point that keeps making more and more sense nowadays, if you wanna understand women, don't ask them, don't ever listen to what they say, instead watch what they do, women don't even understand each other.
Breaking up with a guy after 7 months of relationship because he had "loud foot steps' ? Really ? i'mma walk like a f**** ninja now.
Yes!
Major maidenless energy bro, keep it down
First time listener, really enjoyed! New sub
breaking up with somebody over loud footsteps is maybe the dumbest reason ive ever heard
I wish she had the slightest idea of how stupid she sounded...
you've never been broken up with beacause you cheated on her.
In her dream.
Great Episode!!!👍👍👍👍👍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
My confidence continues to be shattered…
I only watch this at 3am when I randomly wake up and cant sleep so i do dabs and listen to this idk why but its like the 8th time i look forward to it 🤣
You three need a podcast. Period.
Great pod! Normand brought me here!
Another banger!
man I love watching anything with Mark
Ahh learning about some of the mind games of women and some laughs along the way, gonna have to take some notes. Cool pod subbed!
Haha 🙃
Is "The ick" the female equivalent to male post nut clarity? 😂
Ha!
Nah I think it’s more like if a girl has smelly vag or hairy pits or mouth breathes
nah, it's just an innate feeling where a girl will be disgusted by you and will never want to have kids with you, they'll never look at you as a sexual being ever again.
Yes! That's exactly what it is.
Great episode! 👏
Yeahhhh Mark brought the numbers 🔥🔥🔥 dude is a legend , this was a good podcast tho 💯
I love how mark just sat back in this one “Mmmmmm…..Oooooooooo…..here, here!”
This show is a delight, I didn’t know
It's actually kinda freeing to hear that women are illogical about their infatuations and rejections. I can just accept that the "ick" happened and get over it. And also, it reinforces to me the stereotype that women are quite affected by disgust. In my experience, some guys are like that (and it's pretty annoying), but I feel that women use it to judge others and validate their opinions. Again, this is a gender difference I can just accept. If it happens, I'll just shrug my shoulders and move on. It's great to know the differences and have them clarified because we truly are the same in almost every single way that matters, especially in terms of human rights and how the law should treat us, so knowing where we are different is awesome so that I can accept them and move on.
haha love how mark keeps it funny for a crazy dark topic lmao 6:40
They posted this on my incel forum. Thanks for being like this women.
might be good to get off that forum
3:56 guys are "shallow" yet women need to paint their face to leave the house.
Mark Normand is a good listener.
Ran into a teacher outside school once, she was with her identical twin and they were both walking into Victoria secret at the mall, I told everyone at school next day, got called into the principals office for a talking too.
I'll watch anything with Normand 👏👏👏👏
Content for our boring lives
Yut
Only non parents Connot fathom yelling at a little kid Marcus. Your day will come!!! COMEDY!!!
It was like a Goosebumps espisode.
First time listener, first time commenter....
The bar to be a hot comedian male or female is extremely low
good moves Mark.
I see you bro.
Normand with the iconic herschel coachs jacket
Did she find a way to compare not wanting to really have sex with her boyfriend to being a rape victim? Words are powerful
I could’ve listened to three hours of these three
this is the perfect Mark Mormand thumbnail
im drunl\k lol
The R Kelly joke got me crying
What was with the weird cut at the intro when Kim passed it over to Alex? Lol was alex caught getting into the intro music and didn’t pay attention? Because if so I get it.. best podcast intro music ever!!
Normand is a riot bro
Harrington is about to start tiptoeing around the house now 🥷
I wish I had friends
Haha The brutal things Mark Normand could say without being unlikeable or mean is unbelievable is amazing! “”You can’t be mad how “we” are wired”” what a useful thing to put in the armory super useful. I think it’s the musicality how he say it. Everything he’s saying just get by like elevator music.
Kudos to Mark if he made it through this. Better than me
I knew mark would be good but I legit enjoyed all of this.
Kim and Mark have chemistry
You mean kim and kevin hart
He predicted her hitting the tree lol
Why does Kim mongdan remind me of The girl from Forespoken the main character 😂❤
Hey! Just noticed this is the studio that Rogan did the pod with Artie Lange in.. 😆
That's the rule for me, I don't want to have sex with most of my female friends for that same reason, but I also want to know the women I get in a relationship with beforehand.
Never thought about it... I have a lefty bed wetter!!!
I wonder what the data is on Mark being on a podcast. Ive watched and listened to so many podcasts I never would have if I wasnt a mega queef for Mark.
Please do longer videos and alex please talk more
I'd love to see the list of podcasts Mark has turned down
I love when girls think they know what they want. It's cute.
yup!
Girls always seem to think they know why they are attracted to a guy. Whenever I hear a girl go you dont know me, I know what I want. I'm like uhhhhh, when hundreds of people have told you differently, maybe you dont know yourself that well
Yeah, when they were describing how they liked a nice alpha male that treats them well but dismisses other women, they were just describing a man with high social status. Women are always analyzing men's status either consciously or unconsciously. It's not that the man doesn't let them have the control, it's that they will give him all the control if they feel like he has a lot of status. He doesn't even need to be alpha or nice or dismissive to other women.
Holy.. I'm also left handed and wet the bed too lmao
I hope you get 1000 views
Mark Normand’s publicist is just like ‘Mark, go on every podcast ever’
Plot Twist: He is his own publicist.
COMEDY!
Jeez, Alex is 29 and looks like 40
Lol, when she said 29 I thought when? 10 years ago
Very good! Be even way more gooder if Alex would try not to cut Kim off so often. They’re both saying interesting stuff but that gets real old real fast. One major strength most comics have down is not talking over each other.
We were dating for a while, 7 months! Hahaha
Can anybody explain the difference btwn the whip cream whippets vs the air canister whippets?
Ones for gutter trash and the other is for slightly less gutter trash.
Mark was willing to stay and talk for around an hour or more but these broads said no, that their good with 45 mins, bruh they get mark norman on their show and throw away a good opportunity, basicly staring a gift horse in the mouth.
This is Kevin hart you psycho
❤
I agree broads!
Yo does Mike Harrington watch Broad Topix?
Nice guys who are also 'alpha' are guys who rarely leave their 'lane'/comfort zone. They are 'alpha' because they know and do few things...bosses in their own lane.
This episode would blow the fuck up if they put his real name in the title
Rock auto do be having good prices.
Marks bed head is funnier than Kim
This is kevin hart
👍 # 666 lol for u gals mark Normand and the Natalie line pew pew 😆🤣😂
My woman been barely talkin to me lately…hopefully this gives some clarity
Women are pretty good at putting together a puzzle, most start with the boarder and work inward
10:00 I hate stomping feet and Banging cabinets shut. Broke up with girls for both those reasons.
I’m a man I most definitely get the “ick” it’s usually if a girl is cringey
Normand got the Muslim closing tag from Quinn
This is kevin hart
I peed on a lot of kids… I am like R Kelly 😂 fs Mark Normand 😂
Nurse Pilbow👌
lol @ how Mark totally only has one shirt. it's a real good long bit.
Statistically, if a woman is 34 and single, there chances of conceiving naturally fall below 1 percent. Hope the waiting to have kids thing works out…
where’s that vid of the lady explaining women?
Who the fuck feels like that on a whip it
Alex gots total period energy here. Makes me feel like she's either got a great idea, or is about to get offended and yell at me. Intense.
shes become an uggo
simple as that
Was just about to ask about the anal thermometer bit, but you finally addressed it in the last 2 minutes. Only seem a half dozen episodes so far, but that seemed to be an ongoing bit. Don't know why, but all my favorite podcasts over the years have those kind of ongoing bits; I first saw Kim on GDWH, where the whole ongoing thing is to get the guests high and randomly do segments (Pot topix, etc.). The Bonfire has great drops, there are numerous ongoing bits with LoS, and RAP has Luis's sh*tty sound effects. Obviously, you still have to be funny, or at least have interesting conversations, but having ongoing bits gives frequent listeners/viewers something familiar, where they feel almost like they are part of an inside joke. My friends and I will sometimes do the bits together when not listening, like referencing a Bonfire drop in an appropriate real-world situation (Christine's "You know I've slept with many men, and some of them had small dicks" comes to mind). I highly recommend having 4-5 ongoing bits to periodically sprinkle in, and maybe one or two that are constants, because it does seem to be a feature that good podcasts have, and gives the audience that familiar feeling to your podcast. Don't have the show be only ongoing bits, obviously (that would get stale), but the hole temperature bit could be like SDR having the "first time" segment every show, and then you have a handful of other bits you do every half-dozen shows, like LoS with "Who's most justified" or RAP with "does it live or does it die?" Anyway, hope it helps; been enjoying it so far (mostly), and see a lot of potential as you guys grow the show, so thought I'd give some audience feedback.
One more bit of advice: this was a good episode, where you guys discussed real stuff, but it didn't get too preachy or serious. I do think, rather than just being like LoS where they are constantly focused on being funny and don't ever really discuss anything, you guys could talk about real stuff (like men and women's different wants/needs in this episode) and have it be genuinely interesting (more like Skeptic Tank), but you have to make sure that you don't fall into the trap some other female-led podcasts I used to listen to now do- which is get too serious, preachy/politically-righteous, etc. This episode was perfect, especially when Kim almost seemed to fall into the trap, but caught herself and made a joke out of it (talked about throwing coffee in Mark's face and called him a PoS). Mark also helped save it when he joked about "feeling attacked", but that is what I mean. Ari might actually be a great example of more your style, where he can talk about serious/deep stuff with the guest (depression, tragedy, etc.), but has a great sense of when to pull out of that and make a joke. It seems you guys (especially Kim) have a sense of that energy build-up and need for release, and I encourage you to exercise that muscle. I will watch, even if you guys aren't a show where a handful of people race to a joke constantly, and you're more like a conversation/discussion, but again if you do so you must maintain that balance of relating to people and knowing how to pull out of tension with a joke. If it becomes preachy (especially in a feminist "women are better" way) or takes itself too seriously, it will be another podcast I used to listen to, but eventually stopped. Again, hope this podcast fan's feedback helps, because I want the show to do well.
P.S. I think Alex is one of the more rational ladies I've heard in a while, and Kim has been hilarious. She has improved a LOT since I first saw her on GDWH, seemingly because of something she demonstrated on the episode, where she stopped herself from bombing beforehand; if you say 10 things and only 1 is funny, you seem less funny than if you ONLY said the 1 funny thing (restraint being a skill Luis, for example, still hasn't learned, lol). And again, although Alex doesn't make me laugh as often, it's refreshing to hear honest and logical female points of view, which is what I get from her. I think the combination of those two elements, and your chemistry, could make this my favorite female podcasts, and up there with Skeptic Tank for conversational/discussion style podcasts (as opposed to Bonfire and Los, which are more joke-focused and less conversational/deep). Best of luck ladies, and hope this was more helpful than annoying (this being unsolicited advice).
Some very good points you made but I couldn’t read through the entire thing.
@@smutleybutcher That is entirely fair. I can be quite verbose when stoned.
Whoa, thats quite an essay.
@@KTF0 right? I didn't even read the thing, just looking for this comment
Joe would be a great guest too
Surprised the women talk over Mark most of the time
You’re surprised? New to women?
This is kevin hart