The Most Painful Game of Risk: I Lost My Sanity
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
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2 min into the video...
Kylted: In 17 min I'll hold the god position!
Me: This is a 3 hour video...
I came here to say this
exactly what i was thinking
2:13:05
"Going into a 1v1 is great for me, cuz I don't think anyone in the world beats me in a 1v1 on equal terms at least more than 50% of the time." - Kylted August 2024
50% of the time wins every time 🎉
I had to reign it in with the 2nd comment 🤣
Just know that I decided to let this play on my desktop for the algorithm. An unseen sacrifice to an unseen god.
Fantastic idea! I’m doing the same.
Dam-ringling the algorithm 🎉
if you guys really wanna do that, lower the speed to .25 speed cause then your viewer retention for the ramdingler himself will be goint through the roof ❤
This 0.25 thing is true... save that trick for the september videos 🤣
@@Kylted yeah spiffing brit also made a new video about this "exploit" thats why i remembered 😅🤣
Yep spiffing Brit I saw the first time he did it and then I was recommended another one of his yesterday too lol
Start: "At 17 minutes I will own the bottom left two bonuses."
187 minutes later: "See, if you run the video at 11X speed, it was only 17 minutes."
Sunken cost fallacy at it's best. He just couldn't stop. Sometimes it is hard to watch people trying the same over and over again without getting any further.
Yeah, I just couldn't let it go. At some point I refused to let either of these guys win 🤣
In this video the quality at which yellow played at is horrible. He could have easily just trade behind you, you reverse card block pink and then you go into the eventual 1v1
This might be the most painful RISK video ever…
18:51 so… my timer just went off for seventeen minutes. You didn’t quite get both, but in seventeen minutes you did get one of the two. So, proud of you!
Much love, my dude!
I watched the whole thing but at the 3 player stalemate I started watching at 2x speed. Thanks for shouting out the UA-cam boys
Am I the only one who thought pink and black were collabing. The black move only makes sense if so, then he protects pinks cap without taking it and only sued out into yellow once you limited pinks options by stacking on him. Pink not killing black also makes no sense otherwise - as he knew the capital was free / black was off cap with 4 cards. Yellow was just a bad player...
I watched this whole video from beginning to end and loved it! Keep putting out bangers my man!!
Appreciate it
"I Lost My Sanity" - my friend, that ship has sailed ...
I didn't realize this was a 3 hour video at first. I fell asleep 45 mins in, woke up 2 hours later and was like, "WTF!? It's still going?"
🤣🤣
its impressive how you're able to keep the commentary engaging when thwres literally nothing happening lol. gj
Just so you know, I watched the whole video... It was great background noise while studying for an exam
It's pretty fun watching people learn blocking in real time, but man...they were slow learners ahaha
Watched fully through on 1x speed, patience is a virtue
Thats wild!!~
This is literally the only risk game I've ever had to watch on 2 times speed.
No lie, I watched the entire video on normal speed. If you're willing to sit there and endure a completely mental game for 3 hours, then the least I can do is watch with the hope you know your efforts are not in vain. GG, well played!
Much appreciated
1:52 hahahaha I love the 17 minute prediction
Ive only just started watching, But im assuming you didnt have all 3 caps by the 17th minute.. aha
Same😂😂
This was the longest time I've ever watched a man edge himself into insanity.
Pink had an easy win at 21:30. Get the black player out of the game, remove Kylted's 1 outside and sit on the god cap, and then trade with yellow until you have enough troops to push into Kylted. It's not a fast game, but it works.
Yeah he did
If you watch all 3 hours you'll get to hear kylted dox himself but you gotta watch it all too find out when 😏
Damn… I watched the entire video (not because you told me to) and he didn’t dox himself. Although the Chair, famous Kick streamer, got a brief cameo.
@@McHorsesCreations I think he was talking about when Kylted mentioned the nearby restaurants.
Like the dedication to sticking it out
1:42:20 interesting bug, pink got a card without taking a territory.
Minus three, but didn’t take the territory. Very weird.
1:41:47 he hit a territory was just latency? idk
It took three days but I finally finished this disgusting game.
"Attack my territory! Attack my territory!" - but that opens his back cap to your huge cap. He finally backed up to his cap and let you take Stockade Stairway where you should have traded. What a Maroon!
1:31:15 CHAIR
2:41:06 CHAIR PART 2
2:42:40 CHAIR PART 3: Revenge of the Chair
You're the real hero. a "chair-o".
Normally a 3 hour game I would have just 2x and skip the slow parts but this was uploaded to the main channel so I ran the whole video for you and the channel.
This was waaaay to looooong 😂 but after 2h normal pace on TV I had to speed up on the phone 😂 GG as always!
Hello, I was the Yellow player. I was trying to help out your channel by increasing the length of the match so you'd get more watch time.
My plan at 20:20 would be to set on 4, put all troops on the 55 cap, attack the territory below it and also use the 30 stack in the middle and attack the territory next to blacks cap. Then fortify the 69 cap on the big stack on the left of blacks cap. He would then be forced to attack the 29 on the right of his cap in order to get a card which would make his cap pretty weak if he has no set on 3 and even if he had a set on 3 he wouldn‘t be able to wreck that huge stack on the left of his cap as you would have like 160 troops there and he would even with a trade in only have around 120
In 1 hour and 20 minutes into the video and only now i realise i started watching a 3 hour video. And now i have to finish it
Now we just need to look for the bright orange dome on google maps near Tahini's and we'll have Kylted's location
Every god damn second. Don't doubt me.
Pink and yellow have an IQ of a chair but maybe thats even giving them to much. That was grooling but hey you pulled it off kylted well played and yes i did watch most of it.
Jesús hahaha that was a hard watch. But I knew it would be worth it to see the CHAMP send rugmuncher to bed! 🎉😂
Lmao thank you for sticking it out. I realllllly do not like posting videos that long on the main channel but. O choice this week!
WHY DID I WATCH THIS I DIDN'T GAIN THE ENTIRE KNOWLEDGE OF THE WORLD? WHY DID YOU MADE ME SUFFER KYLTED ?? WHY
If you suffer with me.. we suffer together.. we are a team. I appreciate you
@@Kylted you uploaded this on the main channel kylted I thought you uploaded 30-50 min bangers here
@@bhawnabansal5947 Thats my goal. didnt know what to do with this one
seventeen minutes?
more like seventy minutes
This might be the best risk video
I can't believe I watched this whole thing at 1x speed. What am I doing with my life?
enjoying my suffering it sounds like
I've skipped and sped through 30 minutes from the end and I'm dreading seeing that they are both masters.
That thumbnail is terrifying.
Long games are my favourite ❤
No Mr. Kylted, you may not have 3 hours of my life...Alright, I'll watch a 2x speed.
I waited to watch till sleep time to help the algorithm
Chair takes over at 2:43:02
The number of games I tried to cardblock one noob with the help of another noob gave me gray hair already
2:57:19 and play at 1.5x lmao
Coo-coo-coo-cool
I cant believe you did not break alliance with yellow YOU gave him vision all the way after he hit your only chance to kill black
less than half way through. bet it delivers.
1:00:07 How about recording a banger for the girls on youtube too? We deserve some love too!
Do girls love bangers over nerds?
I'll get to work on that
Boys, its 8:27pm and im going in
I promise I will get through this video… eventually…
Why not now lol it’s definitely not long at all
The number of games I tried to cardblock one noob with the help of another noob gave me gray hair already
Being dumb is one thing, but then taking 60s to take a card😮
Nice comeback and lovely endgame skills!
But only VC is the B.O.A.T. 😂😁😘
Yes, I definitely watched the entire video.
22:50 wasn’t yellows only play to either trade and get pinks cap or if no trade knock u out
So he did the right thing as if he didn’t then u easily win the game and he’s playing for first
Idk u should’ve been mad at him for that but this is just my judgement
I thought black play was actually good other than not taking the pink cap in the bottom right the next turn. Of course he got pissed bc it didn't play out like he thought. That play is the reason we're watching a 3 hour long video. 😂😂😂
@@joshjohnson3352yeah idk maybe he didn’t have vision so it could’ve went bad but he should’ve done it since without it he lost anyways
welll I dont agree that black play was good, because pink should have immediately killed him for a free double trade lol
@@Kylted how was it not good? He knew you were killing him on your next turn. I'm not saying it was a perfect play far from it but screwed you and I think that was his intent.
@@joshjohnson3352 he takes a card inside without hitting the 42 stack, tries to be as large as possible, I don't have a 100% roll on him the next turn because of my split stacks so if he survives my turn, he is immediately after me and can trade on 4 and hes in the game. hitting the 42 and coming completely off was the worst play possible. He might have done it with intention to screw me... but thats a different discussion than if it was a 'good' play or not lol
Right here. 51:30 anyone Expert or above should see the math and trade in the back
Hard misplay not taking the 14 stack and taking out pinks 3 in the beginning. Pink war would’ve won you the game a lot faster
What’s the point of fog if you have alliances with everyone?
I watched the whole video; unsubscribed. I'll re-subscribe tomorrow
But but it says u are publicly subscribed to me for 1 year... do not lose the streak!!
I totally watched the whole video, now some of it was as I slid it forward for great chunks. Only when the color changes stop check it out as the tapping of your off hand the anger or annoyance increasing. I think your face may have matched your hair at one point. I’m trying to right a very long post. A long post deserving of this game. Pink dumb insert Kylted insult . “Uhh” yellow so dumb. I think the first three players may have been the true winners they got to live life. Perhaps they got a tan. Is there a length limit? That’s what she said… ok done
3 hours of find that card block!!
Allying pink and green was your mistake.
You floss like your teeth owe you money 😅😂🤣 2:39:12
LOL u know its a game if the floss comes out
Thx, I thought I had seen everything. That was the most painful moment for sure
You shouldn't have jinxed yourself 😭
3:07:32 just say single digit iq
Yes, you're so right about alliances with prog caps. Such interesting games. For some reason I didn't watch the whole thing. GG.
You were once sane???
I like to imagine so
@Kylted: I'm VERY interested in hosting one of your Sunday morning 'away games', where you play someone else' settings. I have a lot of purchased map packs, and I'm currently, (Aug 6/ 6:21 PM EDT), ranked in the Top 100 on the Hasbro leaderboard.
I NEVER watch your live stream, but I would very much enjoy watching your analysis of my game play, after the fact.
What time on Sunday do you play that game?
I'm a Capital specialist, I disable alliances, I don't like the huge maps, but I'm OK with blizzards, fog of war and stable portals, fixed or progressive. Which maps would pique your interest?
Unfortunately cant try to play together in ranked or it breaks the rules! And I can't admit this but I don't usually record Sunday snipes on Sundays 😮
@@Kylted What rule is that? I've never played against you before, as far as I know, (and I've never used a different nickname).
I wouldn't matter to me if it wasn't a ranked game. I'd just like to see a video with me playing, to see the similarities and differences between what I did, and what you thought I should do. My playing style in Capitals is very different from most, but highly successful.
A question unanswered from a previous comment: Do you attach any significance to someone who ignores your request for an alliance, but does not play aggressively against you? In the rare cases where I offer an alliance, it's usually to someone in a weak position whom I have no interest in removing from the game. To me, this concept of allying with every player is so...Millennial. As I said to Pete once, "I don't know the Klingon word for 'someone who makes alliances with his enemies', but it's not a compliment.".
Not allowed to play with people you know in ranked.. either if I know I am sniping you thats unfair or if you know someone is playing like a GM in the game and its likely me... thats unfair knowledge that other players do not have.
Mostly when people ignore my alliance requests I believe they are probably noobs and they missed it lol
Alcatrash No. 1😍
Madruguinha is a for shure a brazillian nickname. A brazillian in Japan....
As bad as I am, I can comfortably say I am better than those 2.
Upon not knowing you in Risk.. I agree 100% with full confidence that you are definitely better than them ! 🤣
I watched the whole video, yes I gave it a like but out of frustration because I actually hated it! Or maybe I hate myself for watching this? Why did you do this to us? AHHHhhhhh I feel inSanitY
🤣🤣 my bad
Finally finished video (I held for 2x on boring parts) nice lol idk why I did this
Don’t worry Kylted I got u with the whole video
You're doing the lords work
@@Kylted lol amen
Just finished the video and I unsubscribed!! But then I subscribed again of course. I watched it all at normal speed even when you didn't know what else to talk about I stayed and watched it all (while working)
THREE HOURS
This might be the worst risk video. 😂
So trashy...me likey
haha frist time i see a game were i was in on yt i was black @Kylted haha
LOL if you were actually black then you are the winner of this game. You punished me so hard for trying to take you out
@@Kylted sorry this is my bad habbit wen i know i cant win i ten to self destory and i dont care about rank haha and i can pove it you if you want to that im that person 🤣