I love how their April Fools Day pranks are things like "I liked cheese today" I aspire to know so much about my best friend that those are our pranks.
"Firstly i don't want to get murdered" "Secondly i don't want to get haunted' "Thirdly i don't want to get murder haunted" i can't stop laughing at this. Honestly same tho.
please pray for phil he is experiencing extreme back pain due to carrying the entire phandom edit: thanks for the likes. no shade to dan or anything. he is a person who is allowed to take breaks and it is none of our business what he is doing rn. he probably has a reason for his break and we owe it to him to respect that.
cOrRecT. dAn iS NoT evEn A tHiNg anYMorE! hE Is JUst dEaD! Nah hes probs going thru some shit, but like goddamn. Couldnt even tell us you aint dead mate? I see stuff on twitter but like come on...
I really miss D&P videos so much...and I have been worried about Dan since he hasn't posted a video in forever but hopefully sometime soon this year, I hope he's doing alright and he has Phil there with him for support in many ways :D
Lampcap he’s posted on instagram and is pretty active on twitter (from what i’ve seen, i don’t have twitter). besides, he doesn’t owe us anything, yes this is his job but we know he’s taking a break and i’m pretty sure phil would say something if dan was actually dead skssksk
To everyone with social anxiety: Phil is right, everyone lives in their own head. I once farted loud in P.E. (which was the worst scenario I could imagine) and everyone forgot about it the day after
i feel like this video is a bit more personal, not like in a tmi way, but just the right amount and i love it. phil always treats his audience like his friends and gives off a positive vibe that makes watching him really relaxing, and lately he's slowly showing more of his personality as well. we've all been blessed.
Wait till all the You Tubers steal his idea to buy a house, restore/redecorate it and then flip it. They will even like it more when it is supposedly haunted.
"firstly, i dont wanna get murdered. secondly, i dont wanna get haunted. thirdly, i dont wanna get murder haunted." why am i laughing so hard at this omg
No one: Literally no one: ABSOLUTELY NO ONE IN THE WORLD: Phil: *drinks from a vase whilst talking about wagging tongues* 😂 Also that picture of phil with the dogs is INCREDIBLEEE
Lmao everyone stop asking where Dan is, I mean I get it but Phil is still posting and being active while Dan hasn’t been, let’s give Phil some credit for carrying the Phandom
Anybody dying for DnP to react to The Umbrella Academy? I feel like as recovering emos they definitely watched it, and it just seems like their kind of thing- especially Klaus. I feel like they would enjoy Klaus
“I’m hydrated, I have a nice glass of water” *pulls out a whole vase* Edit: omg lmao the likes are higher than the amount of brain cells that are left in my head after my 2.5 hour English lit exam today!! 🥴🥴
can you give me an update on dan i’m dying, is he ok? is he drinking enough water? is he feeling happier? has he discovered his truth? how did endgame affect him? I NEED TO KNOW
This is probably going to get lost in the comments, but for social anxiety/anxiety in general you can make a list of the negative thoughts you're having (ex. "I'm stupid"), how anxious the thought makes you, how much you believe the thought, and proof for the thought (ex. "I did badly on a test"), proof against the thought (ex. "I'm doing well in other classes") and how you can change the thought to be more constructive (ex. "x class is difficult for me"). It's called cognitive restructuring and it can be used for depression as well, and the more you practice the more automatic changing those negative thoughts becomes :)
This comment is nice and you deserve more likes so I've taken it upon myself to like and comment on your comment! Welp enjoy your breakfast whenever you have it!!
I KNOW RIGHT. I GOT IT RIGHT AFTER YOU TRIED IT. PHIL WE MUST ATTACH HIM. Oh, and by the way, what happened to Dan? It's been forever and I'm starting to wonder if hes dead. Maybe somebody murdered him in the shower.
I love how true to himself and calm and sweet Phil has gotten. Theres of course the silly moments and stuff but he just seems more like he's telling stories to a friend than he used to and I love it❤
The social anxiety tip really helps i remember you gave similar advice at the ii show i was at and i’ve took it on board since and it’s helped a lot thanks phil ♥️
A somewhat similar but a little different tip that a counselor gave to me that I like using: When your brain catastrophizes and decides that the worst case scenario to something is extreme, say messaging this professor about having to turn something in late's worst case scenario is the professor immediately kicks you out of class, you lose your scholarship and have to leave uni, a way to help break that is to also think of the absolute best case scenario. An example in that same scenario would be like, the professor gives you a trophy of being a good communicator made of solid gold that pays the rest of your tuition. It helps me realize that the worst case scenario my brain is making is just as ridiculous as the dramatic best case scenario i've made up, and makes the whole process less intimidating
phandom: why do people think phil is weird??? He's literally a normal guy phil: yeah... * *drinks water out of a vase* * (jk phil is a very good weird :) )
"I'm drinking a little glass of water"
*Pulls out a giant vase*
Kinsey Stiffler I found the exact same vase in wilko once
This!!! ☝️☝️☝️😂😂😂
Literally exactly what I was thinking 😂
things Phil doesn't want to do:
1. Get murdered
2. GEt haunted
3. Get murder haunted
4. Drink out of a real glass
5. Eat cheese
Emily Joy and cheese
Hahahahaha
Okay, but Phil didn't include no. 4 - become a ghost stuck in limbo between heaven and the land of the living, forever in the house.
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly
the vase is bacc
Phil is the only youtuber that can dab and not be attacked by the Internet😂😂😂😂
jacksfilms! he also is a champion of the dab
Hannah Cremo oh my i was going to reply that as well oUo
@@kampyo ah yes, the creator of deep dab
He gets attacked by dan though
I was about to comment jacksfilma but it looks like you guys beat me to it
nobody:
literally nobody:
not one person:
phil: *drinks from a vase*
@sara comerford I drink from a 6 litre bottle of water
He's a plant boi, he needs water in a vase.
Be Mindful i’m honored
Don't vase-shame him! He can drink from whatever he wants.
Guys, guys, guys. Please dont fight over Mr.Vase he was very happy giving phil water. Quit shaming Mr.Vase
The way dan responded to the prank i cANT FREAKING BREATHE
it was so Dan-like too, I could hear the "lmao fuck off" in my head in his voice 😂
Emily Eclipse whAT
phil: has an english degree
also phil: you can lick the link
aya. You were noticed by senpai!
SLDJDL WE-
Also congrats on your notice!! 💕
Bi Clikkie thank you!!
@@alapacuk247 no problem!
I was NOT expecting the actual skin care routine but I AM H E R E FOR IT
Isabela Ritzmann sameeeeee
His skincare isn’t Hyram approved. Wonder if he’s updated it!!
@@jamiem7949 let's not discuss the dab hahaha
It's Nunya Hyram isn’t an esthetician so it is pretty irrelevant.
Ye
“a little glass of water” PHIL THAT’S A VASE
Melayna lmao exactly what I said
Melayna this is the cereal bowl all over again
I found the exact same vase in wilko once
by this point he's just trolling us, dw
“A little glass of water” that’s like a whole liter
"Mandarin and lime flavor"
The word you're looking for is scent Phil lol
that’s what the government wants you to think
Then he proceeds to say let's get moist
I mean, he did say he always wants to eat it... he could have tasted it
Fan: how do I get over social anxiety?
Phil: Nihilism.
this is my favorite comment
Went looking for this to make sure SOMEONE said it - thank you!
yes please i need more of that from phil
It's the best way tbh
I was just thinking the same 😂
How to get over social anxiety?
Phil: Tell yourself nothing matters.
Me: Existential crisis activated😂
MOOOD😂😂😂
both sides of nihilism
sdcsdcs
Phil telling people he likes cheese now for an April Fool's Day prank is honestly the best thing ever
*Dan and Phil's cheese-prank convo is everything*
one like away from 666
Dan and phil, that's something I haven't heard in a while
@@colorbar.s ooofff true tho
@@colorbar.s oof that hurts man...
phil: i don’t wanna be haunted
the ghosts in phil’s bathroom: y’all hear sumn
Phil probably haunts the ghost.
They'll be like: oml phil is coming! Flyyy awayy.
I love how their April Fools Day pranks are things like "I liked cheese today" I aspire to know so much about my best friend that those are our pranks.
"Firstly i don't want to get murdered"
"Secondly i don't want to get haunted'
"Thirdly i don't want to get murder haunted" i can't stop laughing at this.
Honestly same tho.
I read this comment AS that part of the video came up 😂😂
@@CharleyK222 LOL
a house transformation show by dan and phil would be the single best thing ever wtf
Owl slide
@@eelston1 the best part.
Every window glass😂
my thoughts exactly!!!
It would be a bit like the sims but actually real
*I can't believe dan actually fell for cheese prank*
Wait what
Do they still live together?
Sadie Batten yes
@@sadiebatten9252 yess
lesters • tbh when he said he texted dan I screeched bc that was a sign that he is still alive
the fact this man had the *audacity* to title a video why i didn’t buy a house while he was literally in the middle of designing one from scratch
omg you're right- man that's a weird thought
"I'm just drinking a little glass of water!"
*Sips from vase*
Ireland Fluff I found the exact same vase in wilko once
please pray for phil he is experiencing extreme back pain due to carrying the entire phandom
edit: thanks for the likes. no shade to dan or anything. he is a person who is allowed to take breaks and it is none of our business what he is doing rn. he probably has a reason for his break and we owe it to him to respect that.
cOrRecT. dAn iS NoT evEn A tHiNg anYMorE! hE Is JUst dEaD! Nah hes probs going thru some shit, but like goddamn. Couldnt even tell us you aint dead mate? I see stuff on twitter but like come on...
THIS. SENT. ME.
I really miss D&P videos so much...and I have been worried about Dan since he hasn't posted a video in forever but hopefully sometime soon this year, I hope he's doing alright and he has Phil there with him for support in many ways :D
Lampcap
he’s posted on instagram and is pretty active on twitter (from what i’ve seen, i don’t have twitter). besides, he doesn’t owe us anything, yes this is his job but we know he’s taking a break and i’m pretty sure phil would say something if dan was actually dead skssksk
A M we love a twitter refrenceåydjjsryhngz
does he drink from a vase because he genuinely thinks it’s okay or does he do it to provoke us? what’s the answer phil ??
Lexx Both?
can i just say... i love you pfp
nobody cares why, thank u
He has to know what he's doing lmao
Yes
To everyone with social anxiety: Phil is right, everyone lives in their own head. I once farted loud in P.E. (which was the worst scenario I could imagine) and everyone forgot about it the day after
Emily Lucid I peed on myself in Karate class but people didn’t remember the next day, which is a shocker.. Or did they? 👀
I gave the world's tiniest fart in Enlgish and people were talking about it for days ._.
Phil: I’ll have myself a little glass of water.
Also Phil: pulls out a friggen vase.
Phil how many times
THATS A VASE NOT A DRINKING GLASSS
I think he does it on purpose at this point
lmao my thoughts exactly
H y d r a t i o n
**Drinks from blender**
Moxie Fusion **drinks from fridge dispenser**
**drinks from snow globe**
Two videos iN A WEEK?
*Philly has blessed us*
Say that to Dan
Where has he gone?
@@dagbakka9995 he already explained to everyone that he's taking a break to focus on himself
Don't cha mean *Philly has Blessy -ed us*
ya i don't know either i think i'll just leave now
@@whatthemango1 i feel like i missed the joke there
OKAY I SWEAR I see u in two set violin videos and here I'm scared
Phil: "Got a little glass of water!"
Also Phil: *pulls out an entire f#$@ing vase*
Hearing Phil talk about Dan makes my day so much better!
Edit: Omg, he still drinks from the vase! My face will explode if my smile gets any bigger!
Hearing Phil talk makes my day so much better!
phil: i've got my self a *little* glass of water
also phil: *puLLS OUT A VASE*
ARMY 💜💜💜💜
@@gracerhodes2005 lmao hi
*ARMY*
@@gracerhodes2005 ARMY
@@cookyisshooky5044 ANOTHER ARMY
i cannot BELIEVE dan actually fell for your cheese prank
"Chris Hemsworth and I have similar muscle tone"
... Endgame came out on the day this video was posted. I'm sorry Phil.
lol
i feel like this video is a bit more personal, not like in a tmi way, but just the right amount and i love it. phil always treats his audience like his friends and gives off a positive vibe that makes watching him really relaxing, and lately he's slowly showing more of his personality as well. we've all been blessed.
I love and appreciate him so much I'm watching a 25 minute add for him 😣😤😥
i feel like a podcast or new live shows would be so great for everyone (including him) but hes already so hardworking
Dan and Phil's house flipping: Dan's symmetry problems brought to real life
Edit: wow y'all love this comment huh
OMG!!! 😂🤣😂 I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT HAHAH !!!
Love how hes just casually drinking from a vase
I think he's lying to himself about it being a glass
...Again
Bahaha he can't deny it forever
only when phil makes a dab joke do i remember he’s 32
*firstly,* i don't wanna get murdered
*secondly,* i don't wanna haunted
*thirdly,* i don't wanna get murder-haunted.
Wait till all the You Tubers steal his idea to buy a house, restore/redecorate it and then flip it. They will even like it more when it is supposedly haunted.
“phil’s tongue is ready to wag” i’m cackling three seconds in
Nobody:
Phil: yes, i am mature now, I will learn about council tax
I love your username :)
lol that was so random, I was like...oookay is council tax really your first worry lol
"firstly, i dont wanna get murdered. secondly, i dont wanna get haunted. thirdly, i dont wanna get murder haunted."
why am i laughing so hard at this omg
Oh how the tables have turned. “Me and Dan”
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING LMAO
Shannon
My name is shannon
Illuminati
Queen Philluminati confirmed
Shannon
YAS PHILLUMINATI
I was tryna find this comment 😂😂
Phil not mentioning Fall Out Boy, One Direction, Oliver Sykes... in the list of famous people he met😂😂
Dan is also quite famous 😂
Phil: I’m good I’ve got a GlAsS full of water
Casually pulls out a vase
He said a lil glass 😂
Phil: a little glass of water
Vase: am I a joke to you?
No one:
Literally no one:
ABSOLUTELY NO ONE IN THE WORLD:
Phil:
*drinks from a vase whilst talking about wagging tongues* 😂
Also that picture of phil with the dogs is INCREDIBLEEE
I LIVE FOR THAT PICTURE!!!
@@emmypieper6374 Sameeee
“Got myself a little glass of water.”
**pulls out flower vase**
*whatever.works.01 ._.* it’s because he’s a giant and everything seems really small,so vase is like a glass of water
@Naya15 it all makes sense now...
*pulls out a vase*
A little glass of water!
*a little glass of water!*
*a little glass*
*_A LITTLE GLASS_*
*_LITTLE_*
*glass*
Glase
It's a callback to one of his sleepless night videos where he tried kool aid and drank it from a vase
"and it's growing a flower which means it's happy!"
phil is the only wholesomeness I need in life 😌🖤🌼
Phil making a TV show is literally the best idea ever! I'd love to see that one day !!!
phil lester is the last person who would not get killed for dabbing in 2019
we can’t thank you enough for all the videos philly thank you so much
i didn't realise i down voted this comment until i had watched the whole vid and for some reason felt really bad lmao
@@rowon5189 lmaoo thanks xD
“You have to fight an evil virus that’s taken over the world”
Disney predicted corona
Tru
i like ur pfp :)
Yas I was looking for this
LOL
uh oh conspiracy: disney made corona
6:49 Dan, be on the lookout for a Phil eating your cereal at 4 am
I'm sure he is fully aware of Phil's habit
It’s not a Phil video if the iconic vase is not included some way, shape, or form in the vid 😂😂
You are a cactus. You just gained a sub
KerZert HOW DID U GETTHE CUTE LIL CACTUS THINGY I NEED TO KNOW
@@vortaex4135 at the very beginning of the video it says "click join to become q member!" You have to join to get a cactus
@@KerZert I am also a cactus
"you can eat cereal at 4am and your parents can't tell you anything"
- adulthood summed up by phil
He forgot thoug that you have to pay for said cereal and its not cheap.
But Dan can
That’s been my entire adulthood experience so far
"lets get moist"
adding to the many things phil has said
Like a PINOF, except actual questions get actual answers we're missing one.
No 😭
dont even remind me
alright it was the summer of 2001 I love your profile photo ||-//
@@thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307 awww thank you! I had to paint it myself, which was pretty hard XP
alright it was the summer of 2001 oh that’s so cool! You did a good job :))
Phil: “got a little glass of water”
Stop with the vase Phil
Lestat Spasky wait I didn’t even notice
Phil: "im hydrated, got my self a glass of water"
*WHIPS OUT A VASE*
Lmao everyone stop asking where Dan is, I mean I get it but Phil is still posting and being active while Dan hasn’t been, let’s give Phil some credit for carrying the Phandom
Thanks for saying it!!!
Download Disney Heroes: Battle Mode for free here!: pixly.go2cloud.org/SH149
Your amazing xxxxx 💙💚💜💛
wig..
AmazingPhil why not luv ❤️
hi phil
i love you phil xxx💘
The plant's growing a flower which means its happy. Phil you precious baby never change ❤😊
an idea: what if phil's skin is 11/10 BECAUSE he drinks from a vase and we're all missing out :0
Actually probably the truth. Water is so good for your skin
It's vase time. I WILL BE *HYDRATED*.
That's it! I'm buying a vase!
Anybody dying for DnP to react to The Umbrella Academy? I feel like as recovering emos they definitely watched it, and it just seems like their kind of thing- especially Klaus. I feel like they would enjoy Klaus
Five tho-
Well now I am
I love ur username😂
YES
Who doesn't enjoy Klaus?
Phil- Me and Dan
Dan- Um actually its Dan and I
hannah lost hahahaha
“I’m hydrated, I have a nice glass of water” *pulls out a whole vase*
Edit: omg lmao the likes are higher than the amount of brain cells that are left in my head after my 2.5 hour English lit exam today!! 🥴🥴
Lil blue X I found the exact same vase in wilko once
My mum drinks out a jar.
The first time I saw it, I was like: "what the f-... frick?!"
@@krimsonj5635 same actually
Oof
He literally said a nice *little* glass of water wtf phil
can we get a round of applause for phil for talking about shrinking without mentioning microphilia for once 👏🏻
Micro-PHIL-ia?
I'll leave 😂
I feel like I missed it, when did he talk about shrinking?
TheRosemaryWest 9:30
i'm pretty sure "shrink down and craw up a giant man's ass" counts as microphilia
phil: *talks about a deadly virus*
me: 2020......just you wait
‘I’m having plenty of water’
*pulls out a vase to drink from*
Well... you weren’t lying
can you give me an update on dan i’m dying, is he ok? is he drinking enough water? is he feeling happier? has he discovered his truth? how did endgame affect him? I NEED TO KNOW
Fixer Upper but with Dan and Phil??? We've been DENIED
whilst singing the song fixer upper from Frozen. i am sorry.
well just once. amongst other songs (toxic for example)
Or Dan and Phil flip and move
Anyone else’s mood gets so much better after watching an AmazingPhil video ? Like seriously, they never fail to make me smile ❤️
yeah
the last time i was this early, dan was still alive
I relate 😫
Me too
Also same
mm what a mood lmaoo
s a m e
Phil don't forget that you met fall out boy.
And Oli Sykes
Llama Banana fall out boy are just terrible uGH
Robyn Louise Earl ding dong ur opinion is wrong
@@robynlouiseearl5562 bruh
A Doughnut dInG dONg it’s my opinion so get over it
"Little glass of water" Phil you could drown a child in that
Holly shit. How would u know that? XD
he could drown dan in it smh
This is probably going to get lost in the comments, but for social anxiety/anxiety in general you can make a list of the negative thoughts you're having (ex. "I'm stupid"), how anxious the thought makes you, how much you believe the thought, and proof for the thought (ex. "I did badly on a test"), proof against the thought (ex. "I'm doing well in other classes") and how you can change the thought to be more constructive (ex. "x class is difficult for me"). It's called cognitive restructuring and it can be used for depression as well, and the more you practice the more automatic changing those negative thoughts becomes :)
This comment is nice and you deserve more likes so I've taken it upon myself to like and comment on your comment! Welp enjoy your breakfast whenever you have it!!
ty for this!!
thanks!! wholesome content
This comment might change my life. We'll just have to wait and see. Thank you
I literally keep getting the same ad on this video of some guy splashing water on his face for a skin treatment he’s mocking you-
Human Trash can same
Annabelle Palayeroyale IK ITS VERY CONCERNING
I KNOW RIGHT. I GOT IT RIGHT AFTER YOU TRIED IT. PHIL WE MUST ATTACH HIM. Oh, and by the way, what happened to Dan? It's been forever and I'm starting to wonder if hes dead. Maybe somebody murdered him in the shower.
he's james cordon you uncultured swines >:( also same
@@12myea I k ow ow who he is and I like him it's just like he was insulting Phil
I honestly fucking miss Dan and Phil games. Breaks my heart I miss it so much.
Same here.
Phil hasn't t fallen into the sterio type of most youtubers and I really like his videos! I'm an OG fan
“Got myself a little glass of water”
*pulls out enormous vase*
5:29 you got yourself a LITTLE glass of water - Phil i-
I thought the title said horse and I was very confused.
Same i was like wtf
Same!! I thought the story stemmed his fear of horses
Dude same
Dyslexia is fun, right? :D
oh thank god danny boy is alive.. of april 1st at least
9:27 "and we share a similar muscle tone"
Oh dear how that aged badly in the space of two days
Love how Phil still stans that vase as a glass for water...ITS IMPORTANT TO STAY HYDRATED!
Maybe he's just emulating his currently happy and healthy plant child
5:29
Phil:I've got a little glass of water
Me:Phil...that a vase, I swear this is a problem why is it always a vase
“i’m hydrated! i have a nice glass of water”
**pulls out a vase**
It's a callback to one of his sleepless night videos where he drank kool aid from a vase
Marcie Pan oh yeah! they’re soulmates!
Phil is a plant exposed
SapphireFox13 *shane dawson uploaded: phil lester conspiracy theories*
Good job keeping your houseplant alive, Phil :)
I love how true to himself and calm and sweet Phil has gotten. Theres of course the silly moments and stuff but he just seems more like he's telling stories to a friend than he used to and I love it❤
yeah their yt personas have really mellowed out
Wait are you telling me Dan and Phil could have gone into real estate?
Plot twist - that's actually what dans doing and why he's not uploading
what is the real estate sorry I'm dumb
a full story from the mind of Phil sounds fantastic I hope you pursue that when you’re ready
“you have to fight against a deadly virus” WOW A YEAR TOO EARLY
phil giving advice about social anxiety gives me life ugh
5:29
Dan: "Hey Phil, why the hell do you drink out of a vase?"
Phil: "I don't know what you're talking about."
Oops, wrong video. Same concept though.
Phillip Michael Lester. Did you seriously put the dancing pumpkin in the window of the house on the thumb nail??
If so good job.
"where you play as your favourite Disney characters to defeat an evil virus"
*iTs cOrOnA TiMe*
The social anxiety tip really helps i remember you gave similar advice at the ii show i was at and i’ve took it on board since and it’s helped a lot thanks phil ♥️
A somewhat similar but a little different tip that a counselor gave to me that I like using: When your brain catastrophizes and decides that the worst case scenario to something is extreme, say messaging this professor about having to turn something in late's worst case scenario is the professor immediately kicks you out of class, you lose your scholarship and have to leave uni, a way to help break that is to also think of the absolute best case scenario. An example in that same scenario would be like, the professor gives you a trophy of being a good communicator made of solid gold that pays the rest of your tuition. It helps me realize that the worst case scenario my brain is making is just as ridiculous as the dramatic best case scenario i've made up, and makes the whole process less intimidating
amberbydreamsart good advice thanks! ♥︎
phandom: why do people think phil is weird??? He's literally a normal guy
phil: yeah... * *drinks water out of a vase* *
(jk phil is a very good weird :) )
also isnt his phone called brian??????
Theory: Phil is still drinking out of the vase because he knows it drives us insane
Phil: “you have to fight an evil virus that has taken over the world”
me: tRiGgeRed