imagine being bestfriend for a girl for 7 years, then she never talked to you for a year cause she found out that you liked her i think that's the biggest L of my life
original title: "the guy who got SLAMMED" edit: I'm sorry but i LIED "Guys Who Got SLAMMED" was the original title so subscribe to The Z7, a very good mario maker player.
This are very ineffective against me cuz every female in a 5 mile radius runs at the speed of light away from me. This also works against the mosquitos since they're also female. cool superpower I guess.
I feel bad for these guys but there was a guy that was really into me and I tried to just be kind and kindly reject his feelings bc ik what it’s like to have a heartbreak and it sucks but this guy just wouldn’t get the hint and he was too touchy so I just tried to get rid of him by being rude but idk maybe I should’ve been honest so I can kinda understand why some of these girls can just be a little too harsh but overall I just wish people were more considerate and respectful to each other
Every time somebody insults me I attack them or get revenge on them by framing them telling the teacher and Lying saying they went on my mom saying I deserve cancer and they get in extreme trouble
Top three darkest things in the universe 1) My Soul after get trashed by some girl 2) Blackhole 3) 14 y-o sense in humor 4) twitter 5) that weird shed in the backyard (you know the one)
hmm today i will be a troll step 1: be single step 2: go to tinder step 3: find a guy step 4: go on multiple dates wasting his time and money step 5:lead him on step 6: tell him you're only friends step 7: uh oh, we didn’t obliterate his soul, he had no friends step 8: repeat without step 7 step 9: wonder why there are nice guys and incels
Just a random comment but what is your useless talent mine is: 1.Sugar doesn't do anything to me so when I'm sleepy even if I eat chocolate or drink it just makes me more sleepy 2.I can sing with different voices and do ripples 3.i can sound like instruments 4.i can hear things thats far away 5.i can distinguish people just by smelling them or touching their arm 6.i can smell the rain so i know when it's coming 7. I can smell water so I know if they're tap Sparkling etc. 8. I can cry and vomit on command 9. People can't know if I'm lying because I have a resting boss face everytime Edit: I can also taste something just by smelling them
Damn...some of these are brutal, it's like walking to the candy shop and picking your favorite candy only for the cashier to throw away the candy immediately and then body slamming you then taking your money
big F for the bros
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imagine being bestfriend for a girl for 7 years, then she never talked to you for a year cause she found out that you liked her
i think that's the biggest L of my life
is that a personal experience????????????
Damn bro, you good?
You alright?
Bruhhhhhh
thats just depressing
"you brought a gun to a non-existent knife fight" is my new favorite quote
I read this as “Guys who get RAILED” and I was so confused 😭💀
We think the same
thomas the dank engine gets roasted
interesting
Door
LOL
People: get high on drugs
Pegasus: them chicken nuggets are some good stuff
I get high on a plant
"the worst thing she can say is no"
But the worst thing she can say is ima kms
But the worst thing she can say is ewwww
Saying No is fine but saying Eww is a Total Murder
"I respectfuly deny" then
She can say who are u
"I see you as like my little brother's puppy"
My man just got puppyzoned
Damnn that's worse than getting friendzoned
@@Huss_110 Even worse than getting motherzoned
@@airshipflea5219 Holup..wait a minute
my dawg got Dogzoned
@@airshipflea5219 hol' up
"Being early in a Pegasus video is a blessing" - Abraham Linchon
Coke Approves This Quote!!!
Yeah, i am always ealry in a pegasus
I mean since pegasus’ aren’t really real, it would be really special to be all up in them.
I don’t want to fricc a Pegasus, thank you
@@whatchutalmbout bruh
Pegasus quote “The CHICKEN NUGGETS, THEY MAKE ME HIGH”
original title: "the guy who got SLAMMED"
edit: I'm sorry but i LIED "Guys Who Got SLAMMED" was the original title so subscribe to The Z7, a very good mario maker player.
it was rejections aswell
yeah I saw
Lmao your memory is so bad that you didnt even get the title right it was "guys who got SLAMMED"
@@DeezNuuuts lol
yeah
Remember when Ethan got a girlfriend on the spot. He doesn't get rejected.
"Shut up Komaeda."
who tf is ethan
@@SHRIIMPSUCKS hes from sidemen and i know peg likes them
Oh hey komaeda
@Baldhina Asnake Someone in the comments already said who they were
By saying “go work for McDonald’s he really means
“Go feed Pegasus!!”
Guys who got slammed- The Worst Rejections..
true
I wonder why he changed it 😁
@@hoomaninearth7234 fr
The first title was Turtle Approved
Ikr
When she says “who are you“after a day,
Just drop her.
She didnt save his number and even deleted the previous messeges he sent her.
@@thewind652 thats tough
The boys: Come on, the worst she could say is no!
What she said:
1:00 Did he not realize he could've won by saying, "*you're"? That's how you get a girlfriend. smh
"This isn't a Smash tourney, but you're still getting comboed." LMAOOOOOOOO
"Hey guys hope you're doing well"
He already started comforting those who got rejected under 5 seconds of the video
This guy fuels my energy with his positive, funny, and chad power.
This video isn't positive tho
"And your really ugly."
If I was the guy I would have responded like this.
"Whatever you say, but make sure you use the right "you're" next time. :P"
“The worst thing she can say is no”
Her: I’d rather draw the whole uno deck than go out with you
(Yes, this is in fact not original)
Me: here, I forgot this reverse card
@@isdisgudnam I'd reject your rejection!
Coke
........
Ok I bet in 2040 chats gon be like: nah your cyborg isn't strong enough we're done here.
Nope
Oh you changed your comment ok
In 2077, what makes some a criminal? Your *cyborg not being strong enough.*
Cyber punk will be real
@@luvedd no this time he actually was first.
“You’ve brought a gun to a nonexistent knife fight”
I like that...
first guy is probably going to consider staying single for the rest of his life
This are very ineffective against me cuz every female in a 5 mile radius runs at the speed of light away from me.
This also works against the mosquitos since they're also female. cool superpower I guess.
Works for everyone with me. People just like to avoid me!
I'm starting to think the issue might be me...
Cats: meow
Dogs: woof
9-year-olds: *FIRST FIRST*
When he said “I love to see the world burn” I immediately thought of Nux Taku
We share a braincell
Nut Taco mmm
Nuxanor
Same person question mark?
Lord Nuxanor
who dares dislike? whoever did probably dislikes all his vids when they come out anyways lol
They are fanhaters they watch every video 1 second after they are uploaded
@@ahuevo5606 no, its a bot from youtube
@@nikblur130 no really???!? Maybe I made a joke
@@ahuevo5606 your joke sucked then
@@purpledefaultpfp6233 or you two are too stupid to see jokes
what makes the Carol story worse is that the message was seen
"The chicken nuggets make me high" lmao me too bro, me too
Remember when the title was called “worst rejects” or something?
Yes
totally
Calling someone a puppy imo is very dehumanizing and undignifying for the person being described.
Those girls are just having some "rough" times
4:04 slenders: GUYS TAKE NOTES FROM THIS MAN WE ALL CHOKING ON FAST FOOD NOW
I recently got destroyed like this so this makes me feel better
I can tell your pfp is blacked out its ok bud let it out bro😔
@@SHRIIMPSUCKS I made my pfp so that people with dark mode cant see anything at least on mobile
@@gavin6904 me whos able to see it because its different shades of black
“THE CHIKEN NUGGETS THEY MAKE ME HIGH 😃”
High Pegasus is the best thing
The internet is filled with trolls and let's be honest, we have all been one at one point.
I feel bad for these guys but there was a guy that was really into me and I tried to just be kind and kindly reject his feelings bc ik what it’s like to have a heartbreak and it sucks but this guy just wouldn’t get the hint and he was too touchy so I just tried to get rid of him by being rude but idk maybe I should’ve been honest so I can kinda understand why some of these girls can just be a little too harsh but overall I just wish people were more considerate and respectful to each other
"Being late to a Pegasus video is a curse" - Abraham Lincoln
Pegasus: "you're not fine with destroying his soul you need to go for the physical body as well-"
add: "WIPES, WIPES, WIPES!"
0:28 They said “Just go straight to the point”
*But someone killed a human being in the process*
Hope that McDonald’s was good
I'll summarise the video for you
Guy: h-
Girl: no❤
Guy: 🙃
I remember asking for homework And This girl said "Stop trying to hit on me" Next day her boyfriend wanted to fight me on school grounds.🤣
@@EZ4S30NG lmao sounds like middle school
@@eleonoradelpiano8635 it was and i kicked him in the balls and then knee'd his face, Basically I was a Chad 😎
シンタローShintarō *his* boyfriend?
@@EZ4S30NG oook... uhm... is he ok?
1) guys who got slammed
2)The worst rejections
3) Guys who are down bad #2
He’s a man of sheer will and commitment in order to get the perfect title
Some of these are uncalled for man
Extremely uncalled for
ufffff! that triple was absolutely massive LMAO
My crush just said that she doesn’t like me and will never will after Weeks of saying she did and just wasn’t ready for a relationship :(
Same thing happened to me bro, f in the chat
2:04 She hit him with the jab jab powerdunk
Yea, trying is when it gets humiliating.
2:36 nice 0-death. The read was mind boggling, and the whole combo was flawless.
unpopular opinion: Don't match with someone you don't like on Tinder 0_0
0:01 Cuphead: "Wallop"
Girls in this video: "Got it."
When Pegasus posts, it means the day won’t be that bad
How to get a girl to text you: "I'm filing a missing persons report."
F in the chat for our fallen comrades
F
F
F
Just binge watched like 6 of your videos and my guy you’re in my top 5 UA-cam’s category now
I’m gonna take a shot every time i feel pain reading these
do you still live sire
@@iiunison2862 I am super drunk
"The chicken nuggets got me high." Huh
Pegasus’s first among us video
To explain the joke, Pegasus reviews some dudes that get rejected so hard they’re goners, donezo
I like how you timed the background footage to match the video. :)
Anyone else saw the tittle “ Guys Who Got Slammed”
I did, i got confused when i saw a different tittle
Yep I think that was actually the 2nd title tho
Befor that it was “guys who got railed” I think XD
...... That's the same Title i saw
I didn't
It’s that title though
When you get friend zoned ☹️
But you got your first friend 🙂
Anyone realized that all the toxic apps start with the letter "T"?
Tiktok
Twitter
Twitch
Goddamn 😂😂
as if other sites are any better lmao
@@nicoles_handle welp there aint anything worse than Twitter hivemind
@@helloisitmeurlookingfor5898 y'know what, you're right
Thanks for the video mushroom man!
Man gets deeper voice after fast food...
Why I only go deeper into depression????
just be happy
@@SHRIIMPSUCKS homeless ? just buy a house
@@y2kgabi dead? just live
Thx for the videos, lockdown gets me bored and your videos have kept me occupied for the last couple months, been watching since 50k
Idk what’s wrong, this is just what all my text messages look like
Oof
Every time somebody insults me I attack them or get revenge on them by framing them telling the teacher and Lying saying they went on my mom saying I deserve cancer and they get in extreme trouble
Breaking News: Food scientists found drugs McDonalds chicken nuggets.
This video's title has gone through more changes than my life
So happy that pegasus always greets us like a close friend #stanpegasus
#pegasusstan
#stanpegasus
#stanpegasus
your mushroom oc makes me very happy and I don't know why
This reminds me of the time my grandma rejected me
Pegasus be throwing dark jokes...
I have successfully deduced, after watching months of Pegasus content, that this guy has no sexual fantasies whatsoever.
GOD... THE CHIKEN NUGGETS GOT ME HIGH MAN...
-Pegasus 2021
Whoever that has disliked has probably experienced all the things seen in the video.
the worst part in the first one is that she used the wrong your
May these slammed souls rest.
F for them
@@Someweebwithinternetaccess _F_
Alternate title: "Pegasus high on McDonald's for half a video"
The "Okay Friend" was the most hurtful
Id just end my life after getting that response
@@JamesThePokemonHunter that is so dramatic !
Not to mention the “bud” and “pal” beforehand.
I actually got that exact message about 2 years ago
@@sleepystars8482 k
Those Guys just experience the Sixth Paths of Down Bad
When you are early:FINK OF SOMETHING FUNNY,FINK OF SOMETHING FUNNY.....
Coke Likes To Fink
it’s like we’re witnessing the death of our comrades
Man. I'm every boy in this vid. 😭😭😭
F
Here's a heart for you pal ❤️. Probably the only one you'll get in a while.
bro that's fire but i just used the time stone to see what everyone was doing in the time it took for you to say that, and not one of them asked
@@buddyfriendpalio damn bro. I kinda. Don't care
i didn't ask
by far my favurate series so far n your channel
Top three darkest things in the universe
1) My Soul after get trashed by some girl
2) Blackhole
3) 14 y-o sense in humor
4) twitter
5) that weird shed in the backyard (you know the one)
How did you know about the shed?
@@dreamybombstudios724 I..uh live there?
hmm today i will be a troll
step 1: be single
step 2: go to tinder
step 3: find a guy
step 4: go on multiple dates wasting his time and money
step 5:lead him on
step 6: tell him you're only friends
step 7: uh oh, we didn’t obliterate his soul, he had no friends
step 8: repeat without step 7
step 9: wonder why there are nice guys and incels
Why did i read this as “guys who got RAMMED” 🕳👩🏽🦯
@ngan dinh i just lost half my remaining braincell
he totally smoked a blunt in that mcdonalds
original title: Guys who got slammed
Ik but I guess yt made him change it
Ikr
My entire life could be the basis of one of these videos
There aren’t enough F’s in the world to save these men
Yep, ur correct.
Just a random comment but what is your useless talent
mine is:
1.Sugar doesn't do anything to me so when I'm sleepy even if I eat chocolate or drink it just makes me more sleepy
2.I can sing with different voices and do ripples
3.i can sound like instruments
4.i can hear things thats far away
5.i can distinguish people just by smelling them or touching their arm
6.i can smell the rain so i know when it's coming
7. I can smell water so I know if they're tap Sparkling etc.
8. I can cry and vomit on command
9. People can't know if I'm lying because I have a resting boss face everytime
Edit: I can also taste something just by smelling them
Yeah I'm kinda early
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E
Me too
EGGGGGGGGG
Same
3:01 these are the type of jokes I subscribed for
Me after I see the title
That is nothing
If Peg ate the whole mcdonalds menu 10 times he would become corpse
Lol someone disliked the video without completing the video 😂
That person probably thouht it was bashing girls. The irony..
Damn...some of these are brutal, it's like walking to the candy shop and picking your favorite candy only for the cashier to throw away the candy immediately and then body slamming you then taking your money