This Means You're Cheating...

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  • @ric0ch3t
    @ric0ch3t 4 роки тому +2065

    I think the girl is just trying to find a way to break up with her boyfriend

    • @J4cquieLantern
      @J4cquieLantern 4 роки тому +37

      Lmao

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 4 роки тому +104

      And clout

    • @camix3229
      @camix3229 4 роки тому +14

      Probably

    • @BulgarianReaper
      @BulgarianReaper 4 роки тому +127

      Bruh why is it so hard for people just to say 'look I'm not happy with you and I think that our relationship isn't working out and we need to break up'? Instead we got people who are so insecure.

    • @J4cquieLantern
      @J4cquieLantern 4 роки тому +14

      @@BulgarianReaper great question. Idk lol

  • @HavykPlays
    @HavykPlays 4 роки тому +1176

    Guy: *brushes teeth*
    Girlfriend: “who are you freshening up for huh.”

  • @asmallguy6124
    @asmallguy6124 4 роки тому +1383

    girlfriend: "he flipped his phone, he's probably cheating on me"
    boyfriend's phone: Sad song - Roblox Version

    • @Flavv_Sav
      @Flavv_Sav 4 роки тому +21

      sounds like me irl exept I'm single

    • @Zuszaki
      @Zuszaki 4 роки тому +7

      Lmao

    • @kaobiugwu435
      @kaobiugwu435 4 роки тому +6

      Same 😢

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 4 роки тому

      Exactly they dont now my eMotions omg ong not couckbait i jag

    • @Kinda_gayngl
      @Kinda_gayngl 4 роки тому +9

      Bruh wtf is wrong with these girls. Like if a guy did this to a girl she would’ve called it abuse cause he’s over controlling or some shit like that. Why can’t we all just do our own thing without everyone having to know about it. I know that if anyone was this controlling over me I’d break up with them asap and so should guys. Girls r so weird 😂 (yes imma girl but we ain’t gonna talk about that part 😅)

  • @FartMidget
    @FartMidget 4 роки тому +247

    This same person would prob yell at him if he was on the phone because “yOuR nOt pAyInG aTtEnTiOn tO mE”

    • @WhatAFatRat
      @WhatAFatRat 4 роки тому +3

      Him but I just got on my phone

    • @sn.blucat
      @sn.blucat 4 роки тому +7

      Or if she flips her phone to hide the screen and he accuses her of cheating WITH HER LOGIC and yet she flips on him

    • @latinmoses8417
      @latinmoses8417 3 роки тому

      Why don’t you believe in Christianity

  • @savrenee8
    @savrenee8 4 роки тому +81

    i’m not even a legal adult, i’ve never dated someone and my phone is always flipped down because its unintentionally done throughout the years..

  • @isdisgudnam
    @isdisgudnam 4 роки тому +1904

    Apparently I'm cheating on a girlfriend I have never had and never will.

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 4 роки тому +54

      You have a virtual girl

    • @bruhwhatsthat7812
      @bruhwhatsthat7812 4 роки тому +33

      Same bro, same

    • @nectarium8760
      @nectarium8760 4 роки тому +51

      you have an imaginary girlfriend

    • @isdisgudnam
      @isdisgudnam 4 роки тому +65

      @@nectarium8760 I can't imagine something that I don't know.

    • @nectarium8760
      @nectarium8760 4 роки тому +40

      @@isdisgudnam oh
      sorry? :D

  • @shrirammm
    @shrirammm 4 роки тому +373

    * keep your phone faced down* - You're cheating
    * Doesn't keep your phone faced down* - You're not paying attention to me, probably thinking about your mistress

    • @sunbea4477
      @sunbea4477 4 роки тому +39

      phone sideways?

    • @Name-dl3uq
      @Name-dl3uq 4 роки тому +20

      @@sunbea4477 true chad

    • @Pigninjius
      @Pigninjius 4 роки тому +11

      What happens if you just straight up don’t have a phone?

    • @stfuifyouraselfpromoter4875
      @stfuifyouraselfpromoter4875 4 роки тому +5

      @@Pigninjius yikes i feel bad

    • @greyonlne
      @greyonlne 4 роки тому +6

      @@sunbea4477 * Phone sideways* - You don't trust your partner enough to * fully * show what's on your phone
      idk this was the first thing I thought of

  • @Yehaw495
    @Yehaw495 4 роки тому +506

    I hate it when people say “put it in your pocket” like bro sitting down with tight jeans just hurts your ass so much

    • @user-gk6sr3cx9z
      @user-gk6sr3cx9z 4 роки тому +46

      ALSO YOU CAN HURT YOUR PHONE IF YOU DID THAT

    • @JudgementSkull
      @JudgementSkull 4 роки тому +12

      I put it on my side and it's uncomfortable

    • @gabrii2838
      @gabrii2838 4 роки тому +17

      your phone can also slip out and break. knowing how expensive phones are, im not taking chances

    • @wintershock
      @wintershock 4 роки тому +2

      I just put mine in my coat pocket

    • @imstarbit
      @imstarbit 4 роки тому +20

      Imagine using the back pockets

  • @therussianpenguin7493
    @therussianpenguin7493 4 роки тому +39

    If I meet a girl who saids’ “flip your phone you’re cheating on me aren’t you” I’m going to say: “no, but you just cheated on our relationship”

  • @darksungate
    @darksungate 4 роки тому +106

    I place my phone like that ever since I spilled soup on my Nintendo Switch.

  • @anormal3273
    @anormal3273 4 роки тому +1686

    GIRL: HE'S KEEPING IS SCREEN UPSIDE DOWN HE MUST BE CHEATING
    HIM: LUIGIXMARIO *SMASH* BROS ULTIMATE BEDROOM EDITION

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 4 роки тому +65

      SHE HAS ULTRA INSTINCT

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 4 роки тому +8

      @凯蒂Katie케이티 🦌🦌🦌🦌

    • @x4cted
      @x4cted 4 роки тому +45

      I LIKE HOW BOTH THE COMMENT AND REPLIES ARE IN ALL CAPS... KEEP IT GOING PEOPLE

    • @taylorshittbutt
      @taylorshittbutt 4 роки тому +5

      @@Cruscker 🐎🐎🐎

    • @nectarium8760
      @nectarium8760 4 роки тому +12

      @@x4cted YES

  • @Rekter
    @Rekter 4 роки тому +1599

    Me, who does this with my phone but isn’t in a relationship: **visible confusion**

  • @hhgff778
    @hhgff778 4 роки тому +659

    Guy: *breathes*
    This girl: So you have chosen, death

    • @AverageHandle_
      @AverageHandle_ 4 роки тому +8

      The girl: charisma decreased to 0

    • @kd4n347
      @kd4n347 4 роки тому +12

      Basically all girls seem to be this insecure lol

    • @jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63
      @jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63 4 роки тому +4

      @@kd4n347 honestly! It makes me ashamed to be a girl!

    • @randomfish2054
      @randomfish2054 4 роки тому +3

      @@kd4n347 Why no rights should be given to certain women

    • @user-sc6qj3uv2u
      @user-sc6qj3uv2u 4 роки тому +8

      @@kd4n347 I don't wanna be "that" guy but a lot of girls actually aren't like that, have you actually talked to some b4?

  • @rafaelmesa20
    @rafaelmesa20 4 роки тому +35

    See, it is these Women that complain about having a bad partner but are the same Women who wait for the Man to come around and make the first move. If they want a good partner then they should start making the first move rather waiting for someone else to do it. If you want something you have to go out and get it yourself, not wait for it to come to you.

  • @CompilationCorp
    @CompilationCorp 4 роки тому +34

    men - keeps his phone facing backward on the table
    women - he is cheating
    Society- he's a cheater
    women - keeps her phone facing backward on the table
    men - she is cheating
    Society- nah, your just imagining things

  • @Cruscker
    @Cruscker 4 роки тому +243

    Guess im cheating on my mom.
    SWEET HOME ALABAMA.

  • @berserker529
    @berserker529 4 роки тому +421

    "Flipping phone means cheating"
    -100000 iq

    • @nectarium8760
      @nectarium8760 4 роки тому +19

      it's below 10000- iq

    • @camix3229
      @camix3229 4 роки тому +3

      @@nectarium8760 yup

    • @Deviousmonkey_
      @Deviousmonkey_ 4 роки тому +8

      no no no who ever said that doesnt even have a iq

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 4 роки тому +4

      @@nectarium8760 yeah did you also know that grass is green

    • @ipsharoy7398
      @ipsharoy7398 4 роки тому +1

      @@Cruscker woow! I thought they are blue?

  • @succulentcarrot6019
    @succulentcarrot6019 4 роки тому +405

    Pegasus is literally the most relatable commentary channel ever

  • @manahilhey
    @manahilhey 4 роки тому +77

    "I've never been in a relationship before"
    This, combined with your previous video, proves that you are the most introverted human ever

    • @Flavv_Sav
      @Flavv_Sav 4 роки тому

      probably we're like 10yr+ LOL

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii 4 роки тому +2

      so?

    • @manahilhey
      @manahilhey 4 роки тому +2

      @@kiiturii What so?

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii 4 роки тому +3

      @@manahilhey it sounds like you're trying to make fun of him/have a problem with someone being introverted

    • @manahilhey
      @manahilhey 4 роки тому +10

      @@kiiturii Oh wait really? I'm so sorry but i always have trouble conveying my message, prolly because my tone is always (unintentionally) a bit harsh 😕 This was just supposed to be funny. Sorry if I sound mean. Actually I'm a huge fan of him, why would i ever make fun of him. Again, sorry, because English isn't my first language 🙂

  • @wonderfulnoodles
    @wonderfulnoodles 4 роки тому +18

    Thanks for making my day just a little better ❤️ going through shit times ! exams upcoming! :(

  • @wurtknurte7283
    @wurtknurte7283 4 роки тому +234

    Broke: Putting your phone face down.
    WOKE: *Eating it.*

    • @DarkLW67
      @DarkLW67 4 роки тому +7

      that escalated quickly , and the ngo right down the throat

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku 4 роки тому +10

      bewoke: absorb it

    • @CrimCrim
      @CrimCrim 4 роки тому +10

      Ultrawoke: becoming it

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku 4 роки тому +5

      superwoke: destroying it

    • @wherethered0
      @wherethered0 4 роки тому +11

      Megawoke: Reproduces it

  • @leginamon3984
    @leginamon3984 4 роки тому +146

    My God that lady is really insecure.
    I feel bad for the people that met her, and will meet her. Because of the toxicity that revolves around her. JESUS CHRIST.
    I cant believe people like her exist.

    • @Zeviak
      @Zeviak 4 роки тому +1

      There is no god

    • @leginamon3984
      @leginamon3984 4 роки тому +3

      @@Zeviak
      Never will be

    • @Zeviak
      @Zeviak 4 роки тому +3

      @@leginamon3984 god doesn’t exist , god never existed , god is lie

    • @ElectroBlastLuigi
      @ElectroBlastLuigi 4 роки тому

      @Zeviak Actually God does exist but not what people think he is.

    • @Zeviak
      @Zeviak 4 роки тому +3

      @@ElectroBlastLuigi nahhh there is NO god

  • @omarayman9201
    @omarayman9201 4 роки тому +132

    My man just want to keep his phone screen safe

    • @jovan-noble-guy749
      @jovan-noble-guy749 4 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/9Px1SttHxL8/v-deo.html ! Because you ' re a random person, you get a random link, Enjoy it! It ' s very

    • @kauru4738
      @kauru4738 4 роки тому

      I'm so hungry rn. Is your name big Mac by any chance or am I going insane...

    • @deadeyed2454
      @deadeyed2454 4 роки тому

      That's exactly why I do it too.

  • @Tybell702
    @Tybell702 4 роки тому +8

    I dont want the girl to find out that i looked up how to talk to girls during a date 5 minutes before walking in

  • @remyhavoc4463
    @remyhavoc4463 4 роки тому +13

    Her: He flipped his phone, he's probably cheating on me
    The anime girl on his wall paper: Well I can't argue with that

  • @aaaaaasafafasfasfasfsaa11
    @aaaaaasafafasfasfasfsaa11 4 роки тому +111

    *This makes perfect sense*

  • @Jasmine-yw8pl
    @Jasmine-yw8pl 4 роки тому +150

    Imagine being so insecure lmao

    • @Huss_110
      @Huss_110 4 роки тому +13

      Yea. And that's coming from you Hermione.

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah couldn't be me

    • @TurtleChad1
      @TurtleChad1 4 роки тому +25

      A Turtle could never be that insecure

    • @BulgarianReaper
      @BulgarianReaper 4 роки тому +2

      @@Huss_110 ThAts CoMiNg FrOm yOu HeRmiOne

    • @Jasmine-yw8pl
      @Jasmine-yw8pl 4 роки тому +10

      @@TurtleChad1 I am honored that Mr. turtle took the time out of his day to reply to me

  • @Huss_110
    @Huss_110 4 роки тому +83

    Me who is single: *maybe I am, cheating*

    • @user-kp4ii5eu2w
      @user-kp4ii5eu2w 4 роки тому +8

      WHAT!!! YOUR SINGLE, YOU MUST BE CHEATING!!!

    • @Xplzk1
      @Xplzk1 4 роки тому +1

      YOUR BREATHING? YOUR CHEATING

  • @insertname4929
    @insertname4929 4 роки тому +20

    I thought he was "Cheating" on a college exam or something..

  • @d4niismyoi
    @d4niismyoi 4 роки тому +11

    my step-dad : **wears a cap**
    my mom : who are you trying to impress huh?

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 8 місяців тому

      I swear that's so stupid. Although I can't help but get suspicious when my girlfriend puts on a full face of makeup to go to the store

  • @minchelanimations650
    @minchelanimations650 4 роки тому +24

    People complain about the stupidest things, what’s next they don’t like words because they are to lazy to read them?

    • @Pigninjius
      @Pigninjius 4 роки тому +8

      “Wow dude, you actually type words on social media? Don’t you know that there are actually people out there who can’t read? Bigot!”

  • @charlesluis2035
    @charlesluis2035 4 роки тому +59

    No this is actually good, I can watch more pegasus so that my nonexistent girlfriend wouldn’t worry since I’m expressing my love for pegasus

  • @bruhwhatsthat7812
    @bruhwhatsthat7812 4 роки тому +112

    Humans: Finally 2020 is over we can res-
    2021: Hello dear pathetic human creatures, I'm here to bring death and agony to all

  • @dreammaker6963
    @dreammaker6963 4 роки тому +5

    i always put my phone up side down when i eat with my family
    tbh she probably want to start drama or something ive done that at least 200 times and im not in a relationship
    when i sit with my family i do it to pay attention and showing them that i care about what they're saying doesnt mean im "hiding something or cheating"

  • @madcom9096
    @madcom9096 4 роки тому +20

    Pegasus: "Today we are talking about phone placement"
    Me: yeah I'm interested

  • @zkdelta8014
    @zkdelta8014 4 роки тому +11

    If you're this paranoid then you shouldn't be in a relationship

  • @lavenderly_
    @lavenderly_ 4 роки тому +108

    I swear in the future,Twitter be like-
    Some dude: **buy food for himself**
    Twitter: **GASP** HE DID THIS,HE A CHEATER

  • @nepnep5435
    @nepnep5435 4 роки тому +10

    "If your phone is upside down, youre cheating"

    • @DJ-cm1ri
      @DJ-cm1ri 4 роки тому

      I, diorno brandovanna have za warudo

    • @DJ-cm1ri
      @DJ-cm1ri 4 роки тому

      You will never reach the wrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy

  • @staritrix
    @staritrix 4 роки тому +20

    This has to be a joke
    No way someone could be this insecure for the tiniest thing

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 8 місяців тому

      You'd be surprised

  • @K9883-w7j
    @K9883-w7j 4 роки тому +4

    "Just put your phone in your pocket "
    Girls: *nervous sweating*

  • @Spongebob907
    @Spongebob907 4 роки тому +3288

    Day 11 of saying pegasus is cute until he notices me

  • @dutchdoggogang6882
    @dutchdoggogang6882 4 роки тому +31

    Pegasus my I have an heart that well mean to me the world

    • @Hulleek
      @Hulleek 4 роки тому +1

      congrats

    • @kikixx1894
      @kikixx1894 4 роки тому +2

      you have such a way with words❤️

    • @dutchdoggogang6882
      @dutchdoggogang6882 4 роки тому

      @@kikixx1894 thanks that mean so much to me

  • @mimibakedussomefood3704
    @mimibakedussomefood3704 4 роки тому +1

    heyo peg! if you need help with grim matchstick, i have a load out i use, and it works pretty well!
    guns: chaser for shot A, and charged for shot B
    charm: either the 2 HP or the 1 HP charm
    super: super number 1
    how i use this is for phase one, i use the charged shot, only the chaser if needed, phase 2 i use the chaser, so i can focus more of dodging the little fire dudes,save your super for phase 3 (start of phase 3) . and for that phase, dont use the chaser gun, it will lock onto the fire orbs that he spits out, insted, use the charged gun, but dont use it in direct line of the fire orbs.
    hope this helps a little bit :')

  • @Potatochip539
    @Potatochip539 4 роки тому +2

    5:45 i legit thought he was gonna say "Only a small percentage of you guys are subscribed so if you could subscribe that would mean the world for me"

  • @xx_ayu_xx3018
    @xx_ayu_xx3018 4 роки тому +9

    I don't understand people like this...

  • @TheDigitalTrash
    @TheDigitalTrash 4 роки тому +5

    Girl : He has his phone upside down!! He's cheating!
    Boy : Paying attention to the food and conversation

  • @kennymccormick4428
    @kennymccormick4428 4 роки тому +204

    If you're reading this comment it means...
    You're really early and you haven't even finished the video yet. If you have finished the video and you're reading this comment, hello. I hope you're having an amazing day. Even if you haven't finished it that goes for you too

    • @edgelord8337
      @edgelord8337 4 роки тому +5

      Thank you my friend.

    • @GlitchyMations
      @GlitchyMations 4 роки тому +5

      Dam. You got cheese?
      (Yes I meant to put dam instead of damn)

    • @think1bloxy505
      @think1bloxy505 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah thx.

    • @Huss_110
      @Huss_110 4 роки тому +10

      @@GlitchyMations no. Last year my dad said he's gonna get the cheese and milk, but that was last year...

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 4 роки тому +1

      Wood

  • @jenniferevans8386
    @jenniferevans8386 4 роки тому +1

    This is why I prefer being single, I feel, anymore, if you're in a relationship you're not allowed to have any sort of privacy. Sure I have nothing to hide, but leave me alone, what I'm texting my friends or family about isn't your business unless I make it your business.

  • @wolfysugaraky2690
    @wolfysugaraky2690 4 роки тому +1

    If people think putting your cellphone face down is cheating, then keeping an spoon in my mouth is having a secret too

  • @confusioned2249
    @confusioned2249 4 роки тому +12

    Girl: OMG HE PUT THE SCREEN DOWN SO THAT MEANS HE'S CHEATING ON ME
    Boy: **puts phone screen down just out of instinct**

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 8 місяців тому

      Yeah I especially love when girls are like you didn't text me back within five minutes who are you sleeping with. Meanwhile I'm Just trying to play call of duty

    • @confusioned2249
      @confusioned2249 8 місяців тому

      @@Spiralredd it's been 3 years, why are you making stuff up to get mad at in the replies of a random comment lol

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 8 місяців тому

      @@confusioned2249 dude fuck you. Why are you accusing a random person you don't even know of lying.

  • @asmallguy6124
    @asmallguy6124 4 роки тому +41

    if this becomes a meme, it would literally be the ripoff of the "he must be thinking of other girls" meme

  • @dynamosaurusimperious6341
    @dynamosaurusimperious6341 4 роки тому +55

    *plot twist:* _it's not_

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 4 роки тому +3

      It literally is not

    • @Rekter
      @Rekter 4 роки тому +3

      *Reality

    • @jess-ch7pr
      @jess-ch7pr 4 роки тому +1

      Wow. How surprising

    • @SolarBoy204
      @SolarBoy204 4 роки тому

      I didn't know that. Wow

  • @Oddity2994
    @Oddity2994 4 роки тому +1

    "Why don't you just put it in your pocket"
    1: I hate sitting with stuff in my pocket
    2: tiny woman pocket
    3: open and easy for people to take

  • @kittyover9000
    @kittyover9000 4 роки тому +4

    So I’m either cheating on myself or hiding something from myself. Good to know!

  • @elweon8754
    @elweon8754 4 роки тому +19

    Plot twist: The girlfriend is cheating on him
    And it's finding a way to break up before he finds out

    • @iron_69
      @iron_69 3 роки тому +2

      Sos re capo

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 8 місяців тому

      I wouldn't be surprised

  • @shhhmeagol
    @shhhmeagol 4 роки тому +8

    Never been in a relationship in my life, but I guess I'm cheating!

  • @TheUltimizer.
    @TheUltimizer. 4 роки тому +7

    "Hope You're Doing Well"
    Uno Reverse Card

  • @formec7640
    @formec7640 4 роки тому +2

    Pegasus almost every video:"I don't wanna be that guy.".

  • @Xplzk1
    @Xplzk1 4 роки тому +2

    Guy: *breathes*
    Girl: HES CHEATING ON ME

  • @noxfall1051
    @noxfall1051 4 роки тому +8

    This is why i would prefer dying as a virgin instead of having a girlfriend that does this kind of stuff.

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 8 місяців тому

      Not all women are like this yk. Some women are good my suggestion is find a foreign woman preferably German or Venezuelan. They are pretty loyal and know how to take care of themselves which means they'll know how to take care of you too

  • @questionmark5841
    @questionmark5841 4 роки тому +6

    Either she's really insecure or she's the one who's cheating lol.

  • @finch8867
    @finch8867 4 роки тому +36

    What I can’t see anything
    Edit: Oh wait I clicked notification and glitched it to be just before black

  • @weeaboocentral4921
    @weeaboocentral4921 4 роки тому +1

    Personally, I like it when people put their phone face down and I put my phone face down on a table whenever I'm having a conversation with somebody or eating dinner, I see it as a way to show that you're paying attention and you care about what other people say, kind of respectful in my opinion, shows that you can ignore distractions and listen.
    Edit: I also have a ring on the back of my phone so putting it with the screen side up makes it so that I can't lay my phone down flat which makes my OCD go crazy, it's more pleasing to my eye if I just put my phone face down so it can lay flat

  • @gavinhartman8964
    @gavinhartman8964 4 роки тому +2

    2:15 EXACTLY. I was taught that if you want to show someone that you’re listening and not on your phone just put it down facedown on the table it’s THAT SIMPLE not cheating, not hiding anything just either unconsciously doing it or you’re trying to be polite

  • @TsunaTsunaTsuna
    @TsunaTsunaTsuna 4 роки тому +5

    Its Christmas time, families are together and getting ready for new year...
    Meanwhile on twitter:

    • @formec7640
      @formec7640 4 роки тому

      Sonic and Mario kissing.

  • @michaelschenk6547
    @michaelschenk6547 4 роки тому +109

    Day 11 of telling Pegasus he has a beautiful voice

    • @casiabeavers5992
      @casiabeavers5992 4 роки тому +7

      I know right?! His voice is beautiful. I could listen to him talk all day

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 4 роки тому +5

      He sounds like a less depressed high pitched bri'ish version of me

    • @hyuka222
      @hyuka222 4 роки тому +1

      His voice is soothing right?

    • @michaelschenk6547
      @michaelschenk6547 4 роки тому +2

      @@hyuka222 yes
      And i will continue till day 69

    • @hyuka222
      @hyuka222 4 роки тому

      @@michaelschenk6547 good luck comrade

  • @1hcake438
    @1hcake438 4 роки тому +3

    I thought this was like a guy who faked a speedrun or something and used that phone to cheat

    • @fatfish2066
      @fatfish2066 3 роки тому +1

      What speed run? Burger eating speed run

  • @bananewane1402
    @bananewane1402 4 роки тому

    I always put my phone face down like that, including when I’m not in a relationship and especially when I’m around people who aren’t my partner.
    I get weird notifications sometimes, not necessarily sexual, just weird, and I don’t want to have to answer anyone’s questions.

  • @joshuaareta2001
    @joshuaareta2001 4 роки тому +2

    Next up: If you leave your girl at the table for 3 seconds it means that you're cheating.

  • @Xjaksoxa
    @Xjaksoxa 4 роки тому +6

    Only legends remember the crash bandicoot game

    • @Xjaksoxa
      @Xjaksoxa 4 роки тому

      The cart one and crash bandicoot 2

  • @Zeviak
    @Zeviak 4 роки тому +3

    POV: you have read lots of day 1 doing something until something happens

  • @phrotonz
    @phrotonz 4 роки тому +3

    Damn, guess my entire family during our Christmas dinner was cheating

  • @sunnyboi1085
    @sunnyboi1085 4 роки тому

    I've always done it either to just put it down ----- or so strangers don't get a look at my own personal space, like lowkey, who tf wants some stranger going through your text messages

  • @memerboi1143
    @memerboi1143 4 роки тому +2

    Despacito.

  • @nightyysleeps
    @nightyysleeps 4 роки тому +5

    "Alrigth welcome back everyone"

  • @roxtarxd1895
    @roxtarxd1895 4 роки тому +4

    It means when you have something hidden you don't want people to see or something like that, I heard about that tho forgot where.
    But yeah I think everyone isn't innocent in this world they always have something hidden on the phone or past.🪦💀

    • @gg101hor3
      @gg101hor3 4 роки тому +2

      The homework files

    • @roxtarxd1895
      @roxtarxd1895 4 роки тому

      @@gg101hor3 XD good one 😆 👍

  • @inq.s
    @inq.s 4 роки тому +4

    thank you for saving my day

  • @mayurdipikar5894
    @mayurdipikar5894 4 роки тому +2

    "as of now, you know... no friends...."
    LMFAOOO

  • @dr.longbottom7061
    @dr.longbottom7061 4 роки тому +2

    Maybe that dude wanted to have a nice meal with someone and not get distracted

  • @mecoder9910
    @mecoder9910 4 роки тому +14

    She is just finding an excuse for when she cheated on him most likely.

  • @bland287
    @bland287 4 роки тому +3

    Imagine how sensitive these people are lmao.

  • @Veer1516
    @Veer1516 4 роки тому +36

    Dude my girlfriend broke up with me over this shit about two hours ago

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 4 роки тому +15

      Tf lmao. You definitely need better

    • @Someweebwithinternetaccess
      @Someweebwithinternetaccess 4 роки тому +12

      She has problems

    • @Rekter
      @Rekter 4 роки тому +14

      Wait, are you serious or are you joking? I really can’t tell at this point anymore.

    • @niarahancock4739
      @niarahancock4739 4 роки тому +7

      Oof you definitely deserve better

    • @Veer1516
      @Veer1516 4 роки тому +13

      @@Rekter I’m serious af

  • @irhafatima4879
    @irhafatima4879 4 роки тому +1

    0:37 "i have a Korean man as my lockscreen"

    • @L-e-a
      @L-e-a 4 роки тому

      Lol I have Korean girl XD

  • @enchantedgoldenapple221
    @enchantedgoldenapple221 4 роки тому +2

    Me when charging my phone:
    *Maybe I’m cheating*

  • @pompom9466
    @pompom9466 4 роки тому +4

    Talk about pokimane's response

    • @pompom9466
      @pompom9466 4 роки тому

      @@sprite3351 i saw a short clip video, he basically responded to fed vs poki drama AGAIN, i dont think pegasus will talk about.

    • @pompom9466
      @pompom9466 4 роки тому

      @@sprite3351 i rememberd poki said that fed is a "manipulator" and said he doesnt want to talk about it. I also saw a comment saying "his acting is so obvious, he does this all the time"

  • @Corinneeee
    @Corinneeee 4 роки тому +8

    Uhh didn’t know what to comment but late happy holidays and good morning I think it’s morning

  • @PS-er4ze
    @PS-er4ze 4 роки тому +3

    0:00 Pog?

  • @camerynprude2092
    @camerynprude2092 4 роки тому +2

    me "cheating" all the time even though im single

  • @shrirammm
    @shrirammm 4 роки тому +1

    * When you keep your phone faced down* - Cheating
    * When she is straight up frickfricking a guy* - No, its fine , I'm an apricot

  • @goose6189
    @goose6189 4 роки тому +4

    A goose approves this

  • @spid5848
    @spid5848 4 роки тому +7

    Me: turns phone over to be respectful at dinner
    My GF: bruh who dis other girl

  • @hnut-ft1iw
    @hnut-ft1iw 4 роки тому +5

    hello pegasus

  • @Extremezotako
    @Extremezotako 4 роки тому +1

    This is why I hate relationships they keep thinking ur cheating but all you do is make memes

  • @Qunia
    @Qunia 4 роки тому +1

    I put my phone down like that out of habit.
    And people really here be overthinking every small thing.

  • @moldsocks9842
    @moldsocks9842 4 роки тому +3

    Day 1 of asking pegasus to call himself pegaSUS

  • @zezyzhujikop
    @zezyzhujikop 4 роки тому +5

    Funfact: Your first until u refresh ur page

  • @delishboy9248
    @delishboy9248 4 роки тому +4

    Ive been cheating on myself :(

  • @ShinyCapArt
    @ShinyCapArt 4 роки тому

    For me, turning my phone face down on the table says “I hear the message, but I’m busy interacting with someone else to look at it now.” That’s what I try to convey whenever I’m out eating with someone and out my phone face down, anyways.

  • @itshardtothinkaboutaname6326
    @itshardtothinkaboutaname6326 4 роки тому +1

    person: Flipping phone means cheating
    me who flips my phone to observe my waifu of the cover: *sweat*

  • @Opium_sigmaking84
    @Opium_sigmaking84 4 роки тому +15

    Omg wow I’ve never been this early earlier than freaking bots