"Break off, in the name of Jesus." That line was so oblique I experienced what I heretofore thought was a UA-cam myth: I actually shot soda through my nose.
A brilliant way of illustrating some of the ridiculous things which people pray for, as well as the extent to which they believe an invisible deity is involved in their lives. Were there a god he could surely afford a postcard now and again.
...I often pray during impending bowel movements, but only when I am nowhere near a bathroom. My typical prayer during these times is: "Holy Jesus, I think I'm going to shit my pants."
She's going to shit her skirt if her prayer is answered. That will only lead to more prayers begging for the stain to come out. Alas, prayer is a never ending chore. Besides, it's obvious she's praying to the wrong deity. The great and powerful Metamucil, demi-god of the lower bowels, from the Realm of Procter & Gamble, is the only one who can help her through this time of tribulation.
Momoko: Why aren't you praying?! Rin: Ugh, because I am trying to use the John. NOW, CAN YOU PLEASE GET OUT?! Momoko: No, the name of Christ compels thy poop and thy urine piss out! Rin: *Throws Toilet Paper* GET OUT, MOMOKO! Momoko *shuts the door and Rin secretly prays while taking a dump.*
Her problem was that she did not perform the sacrificial ritual first. You take two birds, kill the first bird over the toilet bowl making sure the blood runs into the bowl. Then take the second bird, wrap it in toilet paper and and burning incenses. Then you take the second bird again and dip it into the blood of the first bird. You then use the blood soaked bird to wipe your ass and anus. The second dipped bird must then be released to go free. If the second bird should die before being released you must perform the ritual again. (If this looks grossly ridiculous, go read Leviticus. The whole book is 'good', but chapter 14 is particularly relevant to what you just read.)
The content in this video is an inevitable outcome of toxic churches such as the Door / Potters House CFM. It is backlash with utter contempt for their narcissistic abuse. They tell ex-members that they have no basis to speak against their fellowship cult, yet during their church services, ex-members are used as sermon material wherein they are mocked and used as example to their flock about leaving their network of churches.
Meh. I'm sorry, I hate GoAnimate videos, they're very ugly in their voice acting. To me, that makes all the difference between a good joke and a trite one, even if it looks good on paper.
"Break off, in the name of Jesus."
That line was so oblique I experienced what I heretofore thought was a UA-cam myth: I actually shot soda through my nose.
This too shall pass.
Holy shit!
A brilliant way of illustrating some of the ridiculous things which people pray for, as well as the extent to which they believe an invisible deity is involved in their lives. Were there a god he could surely afford a postcard now and again.
...I often pray during impending bowel movements, but only when I am nowhere near a bathroom. My typical prayer during these times is: "Holy Jesus, I think I'm going to shit my pants."
This was extra funny for me as a Dane. In Danish, there is a word, which sounds almost the same as lord: lort. That word translates to shit.
So glad this was recommended on my list. Too funny!
great animation quality
A+
I found myself cheering her on! *LOL*
In the name of GeeeZzzuUZzzzz I will lay hands on that demonic turd, pull it forth and cast it out! Prrrrrraise GAWWwwwd! AMEN!
She's going to shit her skirt if her prayer is answered. That will only lead to more prayers begging for the stain to come out. Alas, prayer is a never ending chore.
Besides, it's obvious she's praying to the wrong deity. The great and powerful Metamucil, demi-god of the lower bowels, from the Realm of Procter & Gamble, is the only one who can help her through this time of tribulation.
The bathroom looks like the one you see in family guy
The stilted text to voice in this video made it even more funny.
I'm on Tramadol, I know the feeling :(.
If I'm ever on it, I make a point of eating way softer foods.
doesnt seem to work for me :(. Hopefully with time, ill get use to it though.
truckcompany That could be a factor. The side effects have gotten a lot weaker as I've taken it more.
If she farted, would that count as speaking in tongues?
That was fucking hilarious. Over.
In the Name of the Father the son and the holy spirit
Kyrie eleison
Kyrie eleison
Kyrie eleison
Well at least this wasn't about E D.! On second thought, that would be a fun one to watch.
Momoko: Why aren't you praying?!
Rin: Ugh, because I am trying to use the John. NOW, CAN YOU PLEASE GET OUT?!
Momoko: No, the name of Christ compels thy poop and thy urine piss out!
Rin: *Throws Toilet Paper* GET OUT, MOMOKO!
Momoko *shuts the door and Rin secretly prays while taking a dump.*
Her problem was that she did not perform the sacrificial ritual first. You take two birds, kill the first bird over the toilet bowl making sure the blood runs into the bowl. Then take the second bird, wrap it in toilet paper and and burning incenses. Then you take the second bird again and dip it into the blood of the first bird. You then use the blood soaked bird to wipe your ass and anus. The second dipped bird must then be released to go free. If the second bird should die before being released you must perform the ritual again.
(If this looks grossly ridiculous, go read Leviticus. The whole book is 'good', but chapter 14 is particularly relevant to what you just read.)
Don't pray to take a dump, just take benefiber.
Sounds like a good advertising slogan!
Discern4
Unholy shit! :)
"Crap for Christ" Pray-A-Thon! We need Jan Crouch to get involved!
TBN = Total B.S. News
Once, I excreted a stool that was 42 cm long. It turned out to be the answer to life, the universe and everything.
Must first bow to the great white (porcelain) throne. That's what they forgot.
Just what I was thinking, praying at the porcelain altar.
And when the crap does come....it will be proof of God's existence.
Jesus Christ, just take some ex-lax woman.
Lol... Praise
If the earth was a pair of underwear christianity would be a shit stain.
The content in this video is an inevitable outcome of toxic churches such as the Door / Potters House CFM. It is backlash with utter contempt for their narcissistic abuse. They tell ex-members that they have no basis to speak against their fellowship cult, yet during their church services, ex-members are used as sermon material wherein they are mocked and used as example to their flock about leaving their network of churches.
How disrespectful. May GOD have mercy upon you
Thanks but NO THNAKS. I have READ ALL of YWH FILTHY BOOK. and I don't want any part of him.
oh shit :)
Hilarious! Is the guy supposed to look like Bill Gates?
I was thinking the same thing!
Prays the poop lord
Now that was crappy :)
Meh. I'm sorry, I hate GoAnimate videos, they're very ugly in their voice acting. To me, that makes all the difference between a good joke and a trite one, even if it looks good on paper.
yes, this is of course not my usual approach - just a quick bit of fun while working on more videos.
Well, I'll be waiting for those to come out then. You know I love all your other videos, right? ;)
Demon spirit of poop?
Damn! That was funny!