GOLF WITH SLITS - Dan and Phil Play: Golf With Friends #9
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- Опубліковано 28 лют 2024
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Edited with Kris Edrosa
Music courtesy of US wow omg. Thanks to the producer Ben, Lowave, and the art by @queenusagi - Ігри
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"It's funny that you're just called Dan" is such an hilarious thing to say to someone you've known for 15 years 😭😭😭😭😭
this made me laugh SO HARDD fr
phil had too much caffeine that day
and dan was so over it😭
this is my fave comment im crying 😂
phil really just be saying things LMFAOOOOO
from matching fringes to slits
They even have the slits on the same sides as their fringes used to be lol
@@MarelleMerita yeah !!!
gonna need another cat whiskers t shirt of this one except its slits
omg Chloe from twitter who helped dan get All Star for WAD's livestream??
@@moonchild9841 hiii
the way phil is just happy-go-lucky and everything somehow works out for him while dan tries to use his brain and life beats him with a hammer for it
i feel like this sums them up outside of golf as well
Reminds me of the show Over the Garden Wall
best video to sum this up: Game of Life 😭😭😭😭
they balance each other so well
i really liked Phils energy in this video, like manic pixie pigeon
manic pixie dream boy core
Our favourite manic pixie pigeon and grunge goose
Definitely something in the seeds
@@prince_p0ss GRUNGE GOOSE 😂 /pos
very well said
the matching fringes have been resurrected in the form of slits. they’re even on the same sides!
Idk why this is making me emotional
They planned this
History doesn’t repeat itself, but it often rhymes.
fringe boob shirt but it's their eyebrows
I thought Phil’s was on his right and dans is on his left
dan: [stressed concentration]
phil: this girl got a concussion on a slide i went on once. do you know the magpie song? slit bump!
Dan: [fighting for his life]
Phil: I bet this is what God looks like! Have you seen that video of the giant seal?
"it's the gay castle where prince gay lives" phil, i hate to break it to ya, but prince gay is living in your home with you
the call is coming from inside the house
I'm sorry to break it to you, but Phil IS Prince Gay
@@Soobieboobie182 he's King Gay in my heart
@@Soobieboobie182 SOOBIE BOOBIE TT
@@moonagedaydream1111 :D
“ 8 strokes that’s all Dan takes “ 😭😂
So glad you guys are back
I spaced out, could i get the time stamp?
@@liznolan3919:01
@@liznolan391 9:04 :)
@@noellehill3142 thank youuuuu
@@noellehill3142 thank you!!
danandphilbeats? time for the official ladders ep release next
this unlocked a part of my brain that’s been dormant for 10 years
We need a ladders sign emoji
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 LADDERSSSS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😱😱😱😱😱😱
@@nerdygal6133🪜🪜🪜🪜
✌🏼👈🏼 ladders
It’s no longer Dan vs Phil, it’s now
WIDE SLIT vs THIN SLIT
The two genders
Phil was literally just YAPPING in this episode and it was amazing
25:52" It's funny that you're just called DAN" dude realized this 20 years later 😂
And then Dan's just like ...😑
I do not get it. He is not called danisnotonfire or Daniel or Daniel Howell. I think he meant this. Not the name itself.
rooting for phil is a commitment of a lifetime and im a brave man
Say that
Second time Phil wins, they had a draw once
I always root for Phil. I think he always give that "underdog" vibe that makes you want him to win
always on team phil ‼️sorry dan lol
@@sarahscreamssoloud Phil gang for LIFE
Happy to see dan and phil punk edits come to life once again
waiting for the tattoos lmao
My darkest secret is the Dan and Phil punk edits video is why I wanted snakebites n now I have 11 face piercings….they were the source….
@@mvoss2382 my darkest secret is that youre not the only one
Season Two of DAPG has Phil dropping f-bombs, slits, soundtracks, and ball collisions. It was worth the wait.
20:12 Dan nearly said "when eating a ginger person" and Phil didn't notice 😂
Oh he one hundred percent did that intentionally to scandalize us and Phil; it's truly a shame Phil didn't notice lol
the innuendos are absolutely out of control in this one
It's golf with friends, it's par for the course
someone do a count of how many innuendos were made in each golf with friends video
@@bie_00 be the change you want to be ✨
already starting it by talking about their slits, yea 😅
not even innuendos anymore, phil says straight up says when something feels like sex
Someone else read this as GOLF WITH SLUTS right? I didn’t even question it, that is the level of the gaming channel right now ❤
100% thought this was Golf with Sluts, yes 😂
LITERALLY SAMEE
100%
ABSOLUTELY. had to do a whole double take
I swear it was accidentally named that for a little bit
"It's funny that you're just called dan"
god i love phil hahaha
“Surely Dan and Phil has done everything in the book”
*dan and Phil beats*
Capitalism
was not on my 2024 bingo card that's for sure
“Before we get our sticks out”
FFS PHIL 😂🤦♀️
He’s just messing with us at this point and he is loving it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@piperjaycie he is!!! 🤣 I love that for him though
When did he say that? 😭
Nevermind i found it lmao
This is the first time since their reunion I feel like the daddies are not going to abandon us any moment - commissioned soundtrack sounds like an investment 😅
starting their channels with loads of not-quite-legally-acquired songs, then going literal decades with stock music, now to having their own commissioned soundtrack? this is the permanency my little PHSD (post hiatus stress disorder) afflicted heart desperately needed🔒🔑
"Have you been empowered to get a tattoo BY YOUR SLIT?"
The slit has unhinged Phil! 😂
the way he's treating the slit like it's the wildest body modification possible never gets old for me lmao
"What happens if we combine the colors? Oh no. The void of nothingness." was a delight.
This. This is what i survived for. Thank you for making persevering worth it.
This is so sweet 🥺 Never stop persevering! It can be a struggle to survive sometimes but just always remember that you aren't alone and there are plenty of things (like these two goofballs) that really make life worth living ☺ I hope you're doing at least a little bit better now 😁 I know I'm just some stranger on the internet but I'm really glad you've stuck around! It's always great to hear that D&P have affected other people as positively as they've affected me 😊 Stay strong!
Glad you're here :D
@@lilfruitbat I tell you, that ten hour long undertale playthrough has gotten me through more stuff than therapy. It’s nice to watch them and remember the world isn’t COMPLETELY terrible. Love your handle btw, bats are so cute I love them 🦇
@@steelheartii6525 thank you friend, I’m glad you’re here too! Together we shall all thrive!
@@HellsArchangel Same!! Everytime my anxiety gets really bad, I watch their Undertale playthrough. I've been doing that for years, those videos are like my happy place
a Dan and Phil soundtrack is something I never thought we needed but I LOVE that we have now!!
one step away from a holiday classics album
The album was made specifically for me, guy who requires background noise at all times but is only allowed to listen to funky instrumentals at work. Finally the bee and puppycat soundtrack gets a break
Hey fellow person that refuses to work in silence and is only motivated by funky music! The Always Human OST may interest you.
bumping slits is the new scissoring, argue with the wall
This comment is pure perfection 🤣🤣🤣🤣
13:58 I like how Dan said to Phil "go on then, my son" and Phil calls Dan "dad" all the time like ah yes, Dan and Phil, my favorite father/son duo
Isn't Dan like 4 years younger than Phil lol??
@@MDreamerIsBi YEAH Imao💀💀💀
“When eating a ginger pers- bread man…”
10:15 this feels like the realest phil swear yet
i feel like younger black earrings-wearing dan would REALLY love the slit
Your timing is immaculate THANK YOU
The timing really is immaculate
@@janethesnow2080 it’s like they’re watching us
LITERALLY it's always when i'm having a bad day, they really do know when we need it
@@inconspicuous_frogit’s almost scary how well they seem to know us
@@inconspicuous_frog (also i hope you’re okay)
Phil in his "Manic Pixie Dream Boy" era
"Phil: if you were a person..."
Dan in his head: WHAT AM I THEN?!
Halfway through the video just dancing to the music and was like “oh yeah it’s THEIR music!” what a vibe
I appreciate the little pop up in the corner to keep us updated which track is now playing
Dan: "What the hell are you saying?"
Phil: **laughing** "I don't know!"
This somehow sums up the vibe of the gaming channel 😂❤
god i love this era.. the not giving a crap, the eyebrow slits, these amazing videos… BEST ERA YET!!!
"three inches which way?" what 😭🙏
He knew exactly what he was saying, that freak lol.
dan and phil soundtrack = dan and phil tour guys TRUST
manifesting 🙏✨
I've been broke for every tour run so far so honestly they owe me this
dan and phil twitch streaming?? dan and phil podcast? 👀👀
dan and phil beats is going to absolutely obliterate my spotify wrapped thanks boys
I’m ten minutes in and can’t decide what’s more jarring: hearing Phil casually swear over missing, or hearing Dan joke about being bad at sex.
"It's funny that you're just called Dan" made me laugh way more than it should.
I can’t wait for the AmazingPhil video that drops when Phil finally decides to succumb to his tattoo dreams.
pls stop with the word slits 😭😭
My brain switched it to Golf with “stilts” 😂
right..
He's not talking about a vag when he says slit
Slits
It's the new ladydoor
6:06 Dan saying to Phil “choke harder” made me choke 😂😂😭
I really needed this today. I've had a really bad ADHD paralysis day that's made me feel really terrible about myself. Who knew that two guys playing a golf game would be the highlight of my day 😂
i feel that friend! same for me but we persevere and tomorrow is a new day right? 😊
This video was pure chaos, it had so many things going on I feel like i need to rewatch to gain any semblance. I love it.
me too, my brain soup is struggling to keep up with everything lol
Dans takes are either chaos stress and tears or theyre the most satisfying strokes ever in golf history there’s no in between
it’s crazy how much this game has improved since they first played it
24:10
"why are we getting these mystery doors? what's this all leading to?"
its either the ladydoor or the realm of slits.
I'll see myself out now.
the ICONIC “oh dear” is back again!!
'Hes too excited by the music and his little hat' 😭
That was such mum energy :')
The golf with friends series is probably my favourite series on the channel and that says a lot
when dan just sits and smiles pleasantly at the camera i literally see his kid photos like that is the same sweet christopher robin ass little boy
DanAndPhilBEATS?
Don't cry, beat
I don't like the implication there
Thats actually super cool that you guys commissioned someone to make background music for your videos.
I think it’s safe to say “slit” is the new ladydoor
Phil "I'm in such a good mood now"
Dan grins.
Good vibezzz
Ngl the beats are fire and that's coming from someone that doesn't listen to background music often. D&P did it again guys another successful Entrepreneurship
dan: its my favorite series (about golf with friends)
dil, somewhere: cries
I'm not shocked that Dan looks fantastic with a split eyebrow, but I was not ready for Phil to rock it so well tbh!
Slit bros for life lol
I was there for the slittening! I remember Dan specifically saying "Don't move the razor up and down or side to side, just tap it" then Phil immediately moving it up and down and side to side lol
1. Claims to have luck and charisma.
2. Randomly recites bits of poetry.
3. Makes so many euphemism, accidentally and intentionally.
Guys, I think we can confirm that Phil is a bard.
love phil being described as a strange pixie with chaotic energy
didn't know I needed Phil's parody of Stuck in the Middle With You in my life but I'm glad I have it
THE FLOPPY PIGEON AT 3:23 IS FROM HEADBANGERS!! Obsessed with that game rn yall should totally play it is so goofy and fun please please please 🧎
"When you're eating a ginger person...breadman..." 😭
this is the chillest dan has ever been
i don't know if anyone said this already but i think it's very important information, the pigeon hat is from another game called headbangers rhythm royale!! it's like a rhytm game fall guys thing and i think you guys would love it tbh
not them being like 'do your hear that music' at the start and the levels are so low that I literally can't even hear it lmaooo
Golf with friends is probably my fave D&P series ngl
Dropping a whole-ass album, so casual. I will be listening both ironically and unironically. Such a vibe
20:14 love every time Dan cheekily references his born-ginger compadre ;)
phil was exceptionally funny in this episode!!
Dan and Phil putting stuff on Spotify was not on my 2024 bingo card but I'm so here for it
Dan and Phil having their own album of gaming instrumentals was not something I expected but i'm here for it
i had a dream last night that dan had another breakdown and both of u set yourselves on fire. glad to see you’re both alive and well
omg so ominous 😂
There are some things you should probably keep to yourself.....
I love the upgrade golf with friends has had, good job team!
HELL YEAH BABEY GOLF WITH FRIENDSS!! you guys look soooo good with the matching slits, ur power is UNMATCHED
I love that Phil is incorporating the word “slit” into anything and everything he can.
i am SO behind the music idea. it's such a cool idea for any youtuber to do, and i love synth and beeps and boops!!
20:12 "when eating a ginger person" okay Dan really likes Phil's ginger hair huh
so first you made a whole ass movie about dil's resurrection and now you have a soundtrack??? you're dedication to the slay will never fail to impress me
The fact that your music album is called "All or Nothing" is sending me 😂😂
❤ Thanks for the music ❤
I have a game suggestion: please play Suck Up on the channel! It's a cute silly game about a vampire trying to say the right thing to get into people's houses and I just know the banter would be HILARIOUS
Not sure if I commented on this video too late, but if so, I will try again on the next upload!
I woke up with a headache and have felt really crappy all day. This upload is what I needed to feel better. Laughter truly is the best medicine. Thanks Dan and Phil❤
i love that you guys still do the little parodies of your names in the endscreen, i try to guess them every time!
same!! i read them every time :) if I remember correctly, the first video post-hiatus still had the nicknames from the last sims video they posted pre-hiatus lol
I love it when Phil talks about being from Lancashire because I’m from Lancaster, Pennsylvania and we pronounce it very similarly to the way he pronounces his hometown. I feel like we’re from the place 🫶🏻
there's also a lancaster in lancashire, and historically, a royal house of lancaster (who rivaled the house of york during the wars of the roses)
would love to see the chaos of dan and phil playing baldur's gate 3
me toooo
17:47 “Phil’s favorite part” 💀
just failed two exams i soooo needed this... save me dnpg... save me...
Loving the music a lot. Would love to see a video about the process of working with the producer and creating it all
20:13 golden moment I had to stop the video
Why is no one talking about Dan correcting himself when he said “when eating a ginger person- bread- man” at 20:14 😂
i’ve heard the word slit more in this video than i had i’m my entire life before this
my two favorite slits
Dan and Phill golf with friends makes me so unreasonably happy, thank you for uploading on this fantastic leap day
i cannot express enough how much you guys being back improves my happiness
the energy in this video is immaculate